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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

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Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Hololive English -Myth- Gawr Gura 1/7 Complete Figure(Pre-order)
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-150839

Gawr Gura 4 Million Subscribers Celebration
https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/gawrgura_4mil

Previous Thread: >>44467234

>> No.44484626
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>> No.44484634
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.44484677
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hololive English -Myth- 3D Debut Celebration (Gura shoulder bag)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_myth_3d2023?variant=43819078746332

Sorry I forgot to include this in the OP

>> No.44484704
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I just want to marry her and start a family with her and spend the rest of my life happily with her.
Is that honestly so much to ask?

>> No.44484713

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ3xWsjImB8
soon

>> No.44484734
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The marriage stream draws closer.

>> No.44484754
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Me btw

>> No.44484769
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.44484808

>>44484704
yeah, because she's gonna do all that with me instead

>> No.44484810
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Waaah I want a solo stream

>> No.44484824 [SPOILER] 
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this gura>>>>>>loli gura

>> No.44484881

>>44484677
uh, what is that?

>> No.44484929

>>44484881
bag

>> No.44485025

Where are the Gura streams? Where are the offcollabs besides the ones Kiara organizes?

>> No.44485031
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>>44484881
Bag

>> No.44485080

>>44484929
>>44485031
what kind of bag?

>> No.44485083

>>44484754
yeah, me

>> No.44485092

>>44485025
I'm sure Mori will organize one too.

>> No.44485108

>>44485025
I don't know, why don't you ask her instead of us?

>> No.44485119

>>44485080
is bag

>> No.44485164

>>44485080
blue bag

>> No.44485184

>>44485080
Blue bag

>> No.44485205
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my wife

>> No.44485209

>>44485031
that neck posture...

>> No.44485251
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>>44485031
What an awkward cutie pie.

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>>44485209

>> No.44485334

>>44484881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrNIWdmMyQA

>> No.44485352

>>44485092
Please no.

>> No.44485404

>>44485025
It's not gonna happen. She doesn't want to stream

>> No.44485437
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>>44484824
That's a pretty loli gura if you ask me. This a tru inlolified gura

>> No.44485470

>>44485031
Gura even knows it was retarded to release a purse when your audience is 95% male

>> No.44485620

>>44485470
so it wasnt her idea?

>> No.44485651

>>44485437
that's not unloli, that's just westerners being bad at drawing.

>> No.44485652

>>44485092
I actually am not sure she will. You'd need to ask one of the deadbeats for confirmation but apparently Mori is traveling again soon.

>> No.44485708

>>44485470
The only things from that set I like are Ina and Kiara's, the rest are pretty bad.

>> No.44485779

>>44485470
It's going to be a massive hit with the cosplay community

>> No.44485800

>>44485470
It's fine, the guys can buy the dakimagura and the girls can buy bag.

>> No.44485878
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>>44485800
I'm getting both.

>> No.44486173

>>44485470
Im buying at least one of the bags, probably two. One to use and one to save for the future

>> No.44486213

>>44485620
It was her idea, she just didn't realize it was retarded unti after it was too late

>> No.44486265

>>44486173
What do you plan on using it for? It can't even fit a regular sized notebook. The only things that it can fit are makeup and feminine products.

>> No.44486330

>>44485800
Not many girls. Cosplayers, that's it. Anyone in her chat that claims to be a girl is just a tranny.

>> No.44486360

>>44482617
>>44482712
these chumniggas really taking handwritten notes about the gunny

>> No.44486378

do you think goob merch will be super valuable in the future like baseball player stuff or old actress/singer stuff?

>> No.44486416
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>>44486265
Probably gonna try and incorporate it with my firearm kit right now or ill just put it on display. The other one will be saved to give to Gura and I's daughter one day

>> No.44486421

The "bag"would be good for holding tampons

>> No.44486487

>>44486378
Perhaps, but since Gura is the most popular there are lots of sales so the items wouldn't be super rare.

>> No.44486506

>>44486265
You could carry ammunition in it.

>> No.44486515

>>44486421
your daughter's tampons and condoms

>> No.44486521
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>My amogus merch STILL hasn't shipped
I still want the pins but can't for the life of me figure out why I added the Gura shirt to that order.

>> No.44486748

I'm going to need a box of condoms next to my bed at all times once I get the dakimagura, don't think I'll be able to hold back and I don't want to ruin it.

>> No.44486780

>>44486748
you won't ruin it as long as you don't stab a hole in it

>> No.44486781

Will Gura be as lively as she was for the Myth showcase or will we get quiet tired Gura?

>> No.44487001

Do you think Fauna bought the bag?

>> No.44487008

>>44486781
hang on let me ask her

>> No.44487114

>>44487001
she's streaming now for more money to buy it because she spent it all on gura dakis

>> No.44487137

https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1632893830805454858

>> No.44487180
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>>44487001
Yes and she bought a daki

>> No.44487191

>>44487137
jesus

>> No.44487224

>>44486521
I completely forgot about that merch. Wtf is taking so long?

>> No.44487270
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>>44487137
WOW

>> No.44487281
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>>44487137
My damn bratty concubine

>> No.44487324

>>44487137
gura gets to fuck THAT?

>> No.44487362
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>>44485437
Unloli gura

>> No.44487399
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>>44487137
mmmm tummy

>> No.44487459

Is Shion graduating?

>> No.44487559

>>44487459
Why would she?

>> No.44487631

>>44487459
she already graduated from harvard

>> No.44487652

>>44487459
yeah elementary school

>> No.44487736
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Going to fit a 30 minute ride on the stationary bike in before the collab starts

>> No.44487761
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>>44487652
They grow up too fast...

>> No.44487770

>>44487459
Nah, she already streams rarely but the chances of graduating are really low.

>> No.44487782

>>44487459
Yes, Shion and Gura got kidnapped by ojisans and are announcing their graduation to be onaholes just like the doujin.

>> No.44487800

>>44484215
No they absolutely do not have every word on the discord. Their timestamping is pathetic.

>> No.44487846

>>44485470
Good cosplay item for its authenticity. Though, it'll take many months before it ships and she'll probably have a new outfit by then.

>> No.44487914
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>>44487800
I mean they get pretty close.

>> No.44487962

>>44487914
The moment she gets a little lewd they go off a cliff in quality.

>> No.44488017

>>44485470
Mori released a fucking necklace.
They're just collectors items at the end of the day. The quality isn't exactly top tier. Like her merch cutlery, its just a plastic fork and chopsticks which are not exactly the greatest materials

>> No.44488067

>>44487962
You'll have to forgive him, he's probably only using one hand to transcribe at that point

>> No.44488318
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>>44487962
Damn prudes are always policing us cumbuds even though Gura loves us the most.

>> No.44488387

>>44484374
>I know there are still some good anons here but when im stuck getting asked for timestamps about things Gura has brought up 20+ times since joining hololive it gets draining.
At least a quarter of the time that happens it's me being autistic that I can't find something in my timestamps, just so you know. Sorry that that bothers you. One of these days I'll go through her earlier streams and timestamp them to hell and back, and this will stop being an issue for me.

>> No.44488505

Part of Gura's job should be having to hug each and every one of us and letting us smell her when we hug her. Like it's only ten thousand hugs or some. I wish I had ten thousand people to hug. Don't even have one. God imagine being desired.

>> No.44488789

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.44488804

WIFE WIFE WIFE

>> No.44488819

soon

>> No.44488835

Why can't gura stop tooting?

>> No.44488842

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1632904928078209024
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1632904928078209024
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1632904928078209024
SHE DID IT SHE COMMUNICATED I LOVE HER

>> No.44488847

WIFE IS GASSY

>> No.44488859
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2 TWEET DAYS IN A ROW
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
Is she... evolving?!

>> No.44488862

>>44488505
Some of you don't shower and/or brush your teeth though. I wouldn't want to hug people that smell worse than a sewer either.

>> No.44488907

>>44488835
she is a fart shark

>> No.44488917

GURA NEEDS TO FART

>> No.44488939
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*toot*

>> No.44488944

>>44488842
>SHE DID IT SHE COMMUNICATED
its 14mins before the stream starts.. don't get crazy now

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>>44488842

>> No.44489002
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>>44488842
Average 4chan schizo

>> No.44489038

>>44488859
It's just a stream announcement, since she doesn't stream much you might have forgotten she always does that.

>> No.44489044

>>44488862
I never understood that, i always shower and wear deodorant before meeting people or going outside where people could smell me

>> No.44489055
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>>44488944
Baby steps

>> No.44489144

>>44489038
>always does that
Way to out yourself as a tourist

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MythPlays BEST OF GASLIGHTING

>> No.44489190
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>>44489038
no mic, cant stream

>> No.44489352

>>44489144
Nearly all her tweets are art retweets and stream announcements.
Retard

>> No.44489380
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Cute shark soon!

>> No.44489400
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ3xWsjImB8

>> No.44489412

>>44489190
Haven't seen tardgawr yet, nice

>> No.44489443

>>44489352
>always does that
And whether or not she does it for a stream is hit or miss, retard

>> No.44489446

place your bets, will we be able to hear the shork over mori kiara combo

>> No.44489501
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Is this going to be short?

>> No.44489511
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I hope your oshi behaves well today and doesn't engage in any inappropriate behavior."

>> No.44489553

>>44489511
Gura isnt my oshi, but I hope she molests all the girls

>> No.44489558

>>44489511
I hope she has concocted more fake stories than can fit into the show, and has to do a private show for chumbies to out newfags who can't spot the lies.

>> No.44489593
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If Gura was farting on your dick, what would you do if she got shit speckles on your glans?

>> No.44489594
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gimme a kiss chumbies

>> No.44489598

>>44489501
Probably an hour like all soulless EN collabs

>> No.44489613

>open frame
>first thing I see in chat is bjoarn
there's no escape

>> No.44489656 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.44489658

>>44489594
*bonk*

>> No.44489675

>>44489613
kek, i feel that

>> No.44489677

>>44489613
namefaggots aren't true chumbuds. They're just grifters and don't actually love Gura.

>> No.44489701

>>44489613
Oh no, not one of the biggest chumbies. We can't have those around.

>> No.44489704

>>44489553
I dont want to be cucked by horny shark girl

>> No.44489769

https://poal.me/x1cabv

>> No.44489807

>>44489613
Being terminally online should be a crime

>> No.44489826

>>44489593
make her clean her own mess of course

>> No.44489841

>>44489656
based gurass poster

>> No.44489915

>>44489769
ecks dee, cant wait for a teamate to crosspost this to hlgg

>> No.44489928

Don't support a bad person, she deliberately doxxed Subaru and tried to take photos of Gura. Go play video games or something.

>> No.44489946

>>44489826
and then kiss her straight afterwards.

>> No.44489951
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Oh wow, I wasn't expecting any Gura today. Good thing she actually tweeted about it for once.

>> No.44489960
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Ready to hear gooba

>> No.44489970

>>44489701
Shut up Bjoarn. You're a faggot

>> No.44489979

>>44489677
but i love her more than anything and i do it because i think she will recognize me more, thats the only reason why i bother typing in prechat at all, i gives me anxiety

>> No.44490024

Stream starting, chumbies.

>> No.44490035

I got a nice porkchop and some mashed potatoes for this. Im ready to see my cute sharkwife!

>> No.44490052

Three times the Gura in a under a week? Oh what fortune this week.

>> No.44490128

Cute intro

>> No.44490145
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Come.

>> No.44490159

That's a cute loading screen the chimkin has now
Also Fauna ended her stream just in time, thank you green wife

>> No.44490198
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>>44489677
Dumbass. Gura loves prechat.

>> No.44490210

I hope Gura has a cute loading screen like that when she gets home

>> No.44490214

ORANGE WOMAN LOVE!

>> No.44490234

i don't get the appeal of kiara, she's so unsexy.

>> No.44490257

I CAN HEAR HER

>> No.44490259
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I HEAR HER SO WELL

>> No.44490262

WIFE ON THE TELLY

>> No.44490268

WTF I CAN HEAR GURA

>> No.44490277

Shark on telly. Gameshow time?

>> No.44490300

at least we can hear her

>> No.44490342

WTF I ACTUALLY CAN HEAR HER!!!

>> No.44490347

it's me. look I'm there

>> No.44490371

3 minutes late isn't exactly on time, but I suppose it is for a collab lol

>> No.44490377
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Alright let's go!

>> No.44490378

Based staff

>> No.44490380

my wife is so cute already

>> No.44490402
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Her podium is the lowest

>> No.44490464

That's a pretty cute intro. I've come to like Kiara more and more actually

>> No.44490460

imagine having a vagina

>> No.44490510

>>44490371
started on time, the loading screen is left up for people to get the stream open and scramble for last minute shit

>> No.44490519
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this shitty podium is blocking sight of my wives flat chest

>> No.44490534

>>44490460
never have to work a day in your life.

>> No.44490538

Gura cant possibru lose that

>> No.44490544

Are you actually winning if you are the best gaslighter? I'm not sure, Gura.

>> No.44490548

>>44490460
Not now troon, shark on the telly

>> No.44490563
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Show them your stuff, Lex Luthor.

>> No.44490573
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Me on my wife's podium

>> No.44490576

SHE'S... TALKING???

>> No.44490593

>>44490519
But chumbie, there's nothing there to see

>> No.44490596

>Gura calling out gaslighting whores
ame...

>> No.44490598

OH FUCK TWO HOURS

>> No.44490614

I do not like that Gura uses the term "red flag" casually like that.

>> No.44490620

>>44490464
orange woman dindu nuffin

>> No.44490638
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That's me on her podium, by the way

>> No.44490656

>can you guys hear the bgm
What's the point of asking chat a question if you're not even going to check answers

>> No.44490660

Would I Lie To You is a great show

>> No.44490663

>>44490638
I made this post

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>>44490464
Same desu She's annoying sometimes, but she has good intentions and treats Gura well. That's good enough in my book.

>> No.44490721

>>44490638
that looks nothing like you! you're a liar!

>> No.44490747

>what were they wearing

>> No.44490757

>did they have a funny nose

>> No.44490770

She is talking so much today bros.....so this is the power of having a good staff

>> No.44490774

Gura off to a great start

>> No.44490772

>Funny nose
Lol

>> No.44490777

>did they have a funny nose
oy vey

>> No.44490799

GURA NO YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT

>> No.44490803

Gura asking what they were wearing and if they had a funny nose for why Ina sprayed water in a classmates face when her mouth was full of water.

>> No.44490811

fucking kek she's going to be an absolute terror for this entire thing

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>> No.44490818

>>44490464
I've always appreciated her, but moreso recently for giving us that bit of FE and the Gura mentions she's also sprinkled about since.

>> No.44490822

>ask random question simulator
This is gonna be a great game for Gura

>> No.44490834
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>Gura laughs at ugly people
oh no no no no

>> No.44490860

WATER KIRBY MENTION INFLATIONCHADS WE WON

>> No.44490884

Why is Gura's voice extra sexy today?

>> No.44490890

>just swallow it dude

>> No.44490902

>swallow it dude

>> No.44490912

"Just swallow it dude"

>> No.44490946
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>>44490890

>> No.44490958

>>44490834
>I can make her laugh
The rest of you have no chance, feel free to bow out now.

>> No.44490962

>>44490890
>>44490902
>>44490912
Calli based

>> No.44491003

imagine saying hello to gura and she spits a full mouthful of water at you
god that would be hot

>> No.44491002

>>44490962
anon...

>> No.44491040

Gura calling Ina kirby. She really wants to play the game soon. Gura says memories can be mushy. Ina did this in 3rd grade? Seem believable.

>> No.44491069

My expectations for this have already been exceeded

>> No.44491125

God what a cute laugh

>> No.44491155

>>44491003
Imagine saying hi to your retarded korean classmate and she just fucking soaks you with water

>> No.44491158

>>44491003
imagine pissing in her mouth and she spits it all over you. How would you punish her?

>> No.44491160
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>>44491003
The beginning mine and Gura's hilarious romcom!

>> No.44491194

UOH EXTRA MINI SKIRT GURA

>> No.44491202

oh i absolutely believe she did that

>> No.44491201

I can believe that

>> No.44491210
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I can believe this, other than her wearing a skirt that short

>> No.44491223

This is very believable for her, regardless of whether its true or not

>> No.44491227

Mori can't help but being a bitch

>> No.44491241

Gura wearing nothing but a belt...

>> No.44491246

UUUUUOHHHHHHHH

>> No.44491263

Gura's a girly girl

>> No.44491274

MY GIRLY PINK SKIRT WEARING WIFE

>> No.44491276

hats!

>> No.44491279

Gura cut a skirt shorter and shorter until it became a belt because it had a hole. That I can believe Gura doing. Cordery pink? Mori confirms she's girly. Gura wore pink when she first met Mori.

>> No.44491286

of course it was pink...

>> No.44491288

Gura's cute hats...

>> No.44491296
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44491296

Belt skirt...

>> No.44491320

peenk

>> No.44491331

10 YEAR OLD GURA WEARING A SHORT SKIRT T u T

>> No.44491332

9010 year old gura...

>> No.44491336

This stream is a gold mine already

>> No.44491361

AAAAAAAA SHE'S TOO FUCKING CUTE AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.44491371

>how old was i?
>can i say that?

>> No.44491380

She wouldn't go this specific if it was a lie, absolutely true

>> No.44491383

>11-13
TuT

>> No.44491392
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44491392

>weird opsec autism again
Is she ever gonna be comfortable with us

>> No.44491405

>>44491288
i never really considered this before, that she wears cute hats. New information acquired, now imagining.

>> No.44491417
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44491417

Story of loli Gura tearing her skirt.

>> No.44491425

Gura's sewing skill is 2. Gura... Momma said this is something she should learn when she is older for why she didn't help.

>> No.44491430

MORI ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

>> No.44491432

CUTTING OFF 10 YEAR OLD GURA'S SKIRT!!!!!

>> No.44491454

Gura's tiny little baby hands

>> No.44491459

>>44491392
Anon, she still said it, she just was trying to keep kayfabe. If anything this is sign that she's less paranoid now.

>> No.44491479

Erotic...

>> No.44491478

holy shit it was soooooooooooooo short

>> No.44491477

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>> No.44491514

holy fucking shit we know how small her hands are jesas

>> No.44491523

>>44491392
it's not us she's afraid of, it's all the faggot schizos and antis that buzz around us, the faggots.

>> No.44491545

ok who else just stood up and did the finger test to see how short her skirt was

>> No.44491550

>>44491392
bud please, that was more 'how do I say this without also saying I'm not 9000+ years old'

>> No.44491549

>>44491335
AAAAA CUTE

>> No.44491553

>>44491392
no Gura will never care about us enough to be open with us
deal with it already

>> No.44491561

Pudgy Gura ripping her clothes by just squatting T u T

>> No.44491562

JESUS CHRIST MY DICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.44491566
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44491566

She so fucking cute guys, I can't handle it!

>> No.44491584

Do skirts tear easily or is Gura retarded?

>> No.44491605

Oh my god the amount of Gura in short skirts fanart from this is going to be so good

>> No.44491632

>>44491392
Were you even paying attention over the last three weeks?

>> No.44491655

Imagine how cute Gura was when she was 9009. There's probably a photo that exists of her at that age. Imagine.

>> No.44491658

>>44491545
Me.

>> No.44491660

Gura's third leg uoh

>> No.44491673
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44491673

>Gura's third leg

>> No.44491672
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>>44491584
yes

>> No.44491692

>it's like having 3 legs
she like me fr fr

>> No.44491701

I arrived late, anything good yet?

>> No.44491706

Kiara had a hole once in her clothes. Gura squat down the wrong way is how she got multiple holes. 9010~9013 is where the incident happen. Gura didn't buy a new one because she's a kid. She washed it. That i doubt. She got the skirt when she was 9010. Her tail hole caused it. It's like she has 3 legs.

>> No.44491716

>>44491584
About as easy as pants

>> No.44491725

Gura still has some of her child clothes doesn't she...

>> No.44491738

>>44491701
Every second

>> No.44491750
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44491750

>you were probably still growing
YE-...well.

>> No.44491763

Gura's puberty... or lack thereof...

>> No.44491782

hang on did she just admit she still wears her clothes from when she was a kid

>> No.44491781

puberty was more like a slight lovetap for gura

>> No.44491788

>you guys don't still have clothes that fit you as a kid?
Fuck, FUCK
UUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

>> No.44491801

>unless puberty REALLY hits you like...
>heₕₑₕₑ...

>> No.44491812
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FYI

>> No.44491814

Gura just implied that puberty REALLY hit her
Lmao
>>44491701
You missed probably the best part in the entire stream

>> No.44491819
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44491819

>>44491725
they probably still fit

>> No.44491824

>>44491584
If you have a cat who kneads them, yeah.

>> No.44491835

They don't know about her PJs...

>> No.44491851

The stream just started and I'm already diamonds

>> No.44491856

bag

>> No.44491869

>>44491553
Anon, you're not one of us. Please stop.

>> No.44491888

I DONT CARE IF ITS FALSE

>> No.44491891

>>44491782
she still wears children sizes, yes. But she does keep her fashion up to date.

>> No.44491910

Ina thinks Gura is the type to keep things sentimental to her. Also, staff bag mention. Kiara has seen skirts short as belts.

>> No.44491926

I WANT TO BELIEVE

>> No.44491937

GURA NO

>> No.44491947

>>44491869
Anon, you're not one of us. Please stop.

>> No.44491959

Oh god no...

>> No.44491987

>cutting a cat open to fix them
Gura...

>> No.44491991

I wonder if she still has her redacted

>> No.44492004

gura vivisected a toy cat ToT

>> No.44492013
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i hope we get cunnier Gura fanart ToT

>> No.44492018

>gura cuts up plushies
In another world, Gura turned into a fucking psychopath who butchered people in her basement

>> No.44492040

>>44491987
Chubi.... So that's how he died

>> No.44492054

Kill yourselves child fuckers

>> No.44492062

>>44491987
everything she does is just so her.. she's so sasuga, i can't cope.

>> No.44492077

>>44491987
Chubiiiii nooooo

>> No.44492084

>>44492018
>he doesn't know

>> No.44492091

>>44492018
another world?

>> No.44492095

gura's one is false but I expect fanart anyway

>> No.44492101

Wow Kiara, that's kind of cuntish

>> No.44492106

>>44492018
yeah, me

>> No.44492131

Gura does stuff to toys. A lime green cat toy she cut up. Was she Sid from Toy Story? Kiara befriended someone in Japan to hang out with their cat. That does sound true.

>> No.44492178

This sultry investigator tone Gura has is kinda hot

>> No.44492181

Call is cat schizo??

>> No.44492187
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her voice sounds so good today, goddamn

>> No.44492188

>>44492084
>>44492091
The only people she butchers are consenting adults who WANT her to eat them. Nothing psychopathic about that.

>> No.44492191

>>44492101
What?

>> No.44492192

>maine coons can't have yellow eyes
They were here laughing at the tortoiseshell shit.

>> No.44492252

yes yes yes fuck yes she's getting into it and drilling them on questions this is the gura i wanted to see

>> No.44492296

>>44492192
Schizobros...

>> No.44492306

>>44492178
i want her to interrogate me. While stomping on my dick.

>> No.44492327

I'm boring too.. I hope Gura doesn't hate me

>> No.44492333

>>44492191
Nevermind, I'm retarded.

>> No.44492349

>>44492181
it all makes sense now...

>> No.44492370

>>44492181
I think she read a book about them recently or something. She's had a lot of cat facts since she adopted hers

>> No.44492381

Kiara saying she wasn't interesting as a person. That's gottta hurt if they hear that. Gura asking the important question of how many toes that cat has. What did the meow sound like? Cat didn't meow a lot.

>> No.44492394

>my cat use to-
Chuubi....

>> No.44492403
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44492403

da mutant kot

>> No.44492427

>>44492394
her older cat, the one she lost 2 years ago

>> No.44492446

>>44492394
retard

>> No.44492490
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gura sounds so breathy and sexy today T o T

>> No.44492487

>>44492370
>a book
maybe a wikipedia article?

>> No.44492499

>>44492188
if that is true than what happened to Chubi?

>> No.44492530

Gura is grilling kiara like chumbies grill Gura

>> No.44492533

>>44492490
reminds me of her pushing me into a locker and taking my lunch money.

>> No.44492536

>>44492499
>people
chuubi is not a people

>> No.44492551

CALLED OUT

>> No.44492603

Oh, she watched Working with her. Kiara says she can't get adult cats to like her that much. Gura ask if she brought a gift to friend. They don't speak english. Kiara gave gift to Gura last time. Sweets recently. Kiara wasn't much of a gift giver before because she was broke back then.

>> No.44492601

I love how autistic she is about this

>> No.44492606
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>shark interrogation

>> No.44492623

humu humu

>> No.44492668

>>44492252
Yeah holy shit detective Gura in the house.

>> No.44492679
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44492679

Gawr Gura Ace Detective

>> No.44492682

>>44492536
WOW o-fucking-k anon
i see how it is

>> No.44492704
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>> No.44492780

nice try Gura

>> No.44492799

Lived in apartment. One MAN, room? Gura tried to gotcha Kiara but didn't.

>> No.44492814

It's fucking stupid how much better collabs are when she's actually audible

>> No.44492819

>The cat's eyes were green, you said?
what a little brat honestly.. she should be corrected for that

>> No.44492889

>>44492814
wait... you are saying that preparing for a stream makes the stream better?
no fucking way dude, has anyone told Myth this yet?

>> No.44492932
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>> No.44492965

>>44492932
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.44492968

>>44492932
Rape.

>> No.44493006

>>44492889
God Gura sounds like sex

>> No.44493035
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44493035

>>44492932
Jesus Christ at least spoiler something so horrifying

>> No.44493042

jesus that line delivery just now was so sex

>> No.44493050

This fucking rhythm game brat

>> No.44493082

>>44492889
Kiara is infinitely better at prepping shit than Mori

>> No.44493089

Gura close to mic.. sex.

>> No.44493104

Mori played drums in a contest in battle of the bands with no experience and saved the song. Gura calls her out since she saw her Groove Coaster stream.

>> No.44493136

MALE MALE MALE MALE

>> No.44493174

>>44493082
you know this is in the studio right? nobody had to prep for anything

>> No.44493182

I fucking love how into this she is

>> No.44493200

>>44493082
Mori's just plainly incompetent.

>> No.44493257

Gura my fucking sides

>> No.44493273

>*GASP* THE FURRY COMMISSIONS?

>> No.44493276

>>44493174
That's not true. The staff had to prep it for them.

>> No.44493287

>deviantart mention
>massive reaction from gura

>> No.44493322

>>44493174
Yeah they just materialized everything on the spot and this game was just pulled out of their ass seconds before. Management is rapid fire coming up with prompts as we speak.

>> No.44493346

Gura your drum autism...

>> No.44493362

>>44493276
Staff mandated games are never this good

>> No.44493367

Gura calling Mori for not having cowbell for drum. She lost but the audience thanked her so I guess she saved it? Lost her Violin friend. She made furry commissions. Did I hear that right? She was in death high school. "How are your calf muscles?" Gura asked. Can you do a peridoodle(?) not sure what that is or how to spell that.

>> No.44493376
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44493376

She's sounding great. I wonder how much caffeine she's had already.

>> No.44493394

omg she's fucking killing me stop with the drum shit for the love of fuck

>> No.44493411

Gura is really the best at streams like this

>> No.44493444

>>44493362
I just meant the mics and tech, not the content.

>> No.44493457

>>44493346
I mean, she knows about drums some...

>> No.44493485

Gura is REALLY fucking sexy today.. like a mature kind of sensual sexy, rather than cutesy loli sexy. What is with her today lol. Gonna bust a huge nut after this stream.

>> No.44493501

no only we can hear Gura, she sounds like pure sex, this collab is great

>> No.44493515

FUCKING KEK

>> No.44493540

No prizes for Mori. It was a school summer camp thing. Not a bible camp. All schools in the district show. Gura calls it camp rock. Mori busted!

>> No.44493547

so many fucking great giggles

>> No.44493550

gura's voice makes me feel warm

>> No.44493559

just like that gura sees through the bullshit

>> No.44493564
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44493564

Bible Camp mention

>> No.44493562

God i fucking love this brat

>> No.44493577

>>44493485
>today
shes been like this since she got back from her break
she just doesnt give a fuck about playing her character on stream anymore
probably told Cover shes done with the limiters and they are gonna have to deal with it

>> No.44493588

>>44493485
I'm not even gonna last that long

>> No.44493591

>>44493485
She's definitely putting on the 'nut for me, chumbie' voice T u T

>> No.44493613

never had a collab get me this horny

>> No.44493614

Oh my god... the way she just said true made me fucking DIAMONDS

>> No.44493618

>swearing
ok i am out

>> No.44493622

>>44493559
she's always been good at that. Her BS detector is highly tuned.

>> No.44493663

Yeah, any school organized band camp shit had some sort of prize no matter what. Gonna have to say cap.

>> No.44493666

>fuck it let's do it
-Gura before we have sex

>> No.44493685
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44493685

I have no idea what the fuck is happening but I'm liking it

>> No.44493690

>>44493577
God i hope so, i really like no filter

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44493706

>and everybody clapped

>> No.44493705

Gura thinks its true because Mori has the personality of "Fuck it. Let's do it." Weird how that works out when someone proposes sex to her.

>> No.44493734

>>44493564
I went to bible camp before...

>> No.44493737

>>44493618
Good. I'm one step closer to being the last chumbud.

>> No.44493742

>>44493362
I don't know if I'd agree with this but I'll admit I wasn't expecting to be having even half this much fun, I was worried they'd all be a little more reserved face to face with staff in the studio. This has been great, fucking hell.

>> No.44493790

>>44493685
Are you ESL or something?

>> No.44493868

>>44493577
honestly believable
i really hope Gura just starts being more like her real self on streams
I love Gura so much I just want her to be happy being herself

>> No.44493922

that is such a fucking ame story.

>> No.44493929

Kiara said Ame had what-the-fuck type stories. Ame almost got struck by lightning when she got her foot stuck in the pool. That I can believe with all the injury stories she's told.

>> No.44493938
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44493938

me and my wife just enjoying our time together

>> No.44493989

>>44493868
same desu

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44494002

We got the "Oozora Police" Gura today.
This is a good day.

>> No.44494000

>>44493577
>>44493868
what a fucking weird thing to samefag about

>> No.44494005

>>44493577
If she keeps this up when she gets back home, I will be unbearably happy

>> No.44494056
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44494056

>I ALMOST DIED
Dammit, Ame.

>> No.44494059

Gura reads about being struck by lightning

>> No.44494062

I think she would have told that story before if it were true.

>> No.44494089

GURA YOUR PLOSIVES

>> No.44494123

>>44493742
I think a non-trivial amount of the JP arc has been etiquette training. Like someone taught them how to socialize together. It really shows with the 3d collab last saturday

>> No.44494145

>>44494059
Gura is a hardcore weather channel nerd

>> No.44494162

>>44494089
Her plosives crash into my dick like ocean waves.

>> No.44494171

>>44494002
she's always like this in collabs when she's engaged and not lost in the background

>> No.44494192

Gura hasn't experience the hair standing up with lightning around but she has read about it. Gura talking the legal issues of pool supervising. Ame says she lives in many apartments and there were no life guards. Gura asks for confirmation below ground pool.

>> No.44494200

shes never lived in apartments...

>> No.44494215

>>44494062
I don't know how you could get your foot stuck if it was also big enough to swim through.

>> No.44494228

>>44494000
what a fucking weird thing to samefag about

>> No.44494292

rich girl gura's only ever seen pools with lifeguards

>> No.44494307

Gura is going to aggressively poke holes in every single story, then say they're true anyways and be right at the end when Kiara reveals all the prompts were actually true

>> No.44494321

this is real

>> No.44494339

Gura is a better detective than Ame

>> No.44494344

>>44494171
I know, it's just been a while other than the 3d collab

>> No.44494345

>>44494123
A less silly explanation is that this time they aren't all just together for a few days while half of them scramble and the others are breaking off to do their own thing. This has been extended person to person bonding time with four of them apparently in the same building, and all of them going through the fes meat grinder.

>> No.44494410

Gura asking how long she hold her breath and if she was fully submerged. Kiara asks what swimsuit she was wearing but Gura asks how old she was. Why are they like this?

>> No.44494421

Fuck I took a nap and missed the beginning of the collab. I am assuming this will end at the hour though because most off collabs do

>> No.44494475
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Question rejected

>> No.44494478

>>44494421
2 hours

>> No.44494489

>>44494421
its 2 hours

>> No.44494499

>>44494410
Gura is currently imagining 10 year old Amelia in a swimsuit

>> No.44494507

>>44494410
They don't want us masturbating to imagining them as kids.

>> No.44494513

>>44494421
it's gonna go a couple hours.

>> No.44494515

>It's been 40 minutes

>> No.44494563

>>44494499
Gura is literally me. As usual

>> No.44494581

Gura saying almost getting struck by lightning was mundane for Ame and its false.

>> No.44494601

>>44494515
Time flies when you're having fun.

>> No.44494611
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44494611

Heard your oshi, right?
Don't be an unironic pedo.

>> No.44494625

they each have 3 stories right?

>> No.44494634

>>44494499
i'm still imagining 9010 year old gura in a pink corduroy shirt.

>> No.44494645

damn did gura really kill bloop? ...

>> No.44494716

>>44494645
Good ridance

>> No.44494728

>>44494345
go back to the 3d collab and watch how they seamlessly talk over/under each other really well and make sure there is always something happening in every area of the frame. this is a JP television/movie style to fill every part of both the visuals and audio with motion and sound that you dont really see anywhere else. It isn't something they're gonna gravitate to naturally.

>> No.44494739

>>44494611
Don't worry, the girl i like is verifiedly older than 9013

>> No.44494748
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>>44494611
I'm going to have to decline that request

>> No.44494783

>>44494625
Do they even realize IRyS's birthday is today? Fucking kek.

>> No.44494795

>>44494645
God I hope

>> No.44494842
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44494842

I dunno why Kiara's not revealing true or false at the end of each question... It's gonna be anticlimactic when they do it all at once

>> No.44494844

Round 2 of stories. The truth and false will be talked about later. Ina borrowed and renewed a single book from the library for over a year. Pretty mundane story so it must be true for Ina. Japanese Comickers 2? Translated to english but localized here.

>> No.44494856

>>44494783
who?

>> No.44494869
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>>44494645
I have him trapped in the dungeon. He awaits his next duel to the death.

>> No.44494877

>>44494625
2

>> No.44494881
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Monkey books

>> No.44494912

>>44494783
Jenma will kill the stream right at 2 hours.

>> No.44494916

Bullshit. We only had the shitty "how to draw manga" books

>> No.44494949

>>44494844
yea nigger im watching the stream
you dont need to blogpost about it here

>> No.44494965

>>44494916
those books were a fuckin rip off.

>> No.44494982

>>44494949
newfag...

>> No.44495005

Is Mori insinuating Ina is a hag and couldn't have obtained said book

>> No.44495040

>>44494783
They do and it's why Kiara(?) said they were on a tight schedule but they're having too much fun.

>> No.44495056

>>44494982
i know he does it all time time
i still hold the rights to call him an annoying nigger

>> No.44495062

Koreans can't read

>> No.44495074

>>44494949
welcome to /ggg/. now please leave.

>> No.44495109

Gura ask if she paid to renew library. Ina didn't. She was in Junior high school. Gura poked a hole in her story?

>> No.44495180

>>44495056
i fluctuate between finding it annoying and finding it useful.

>> No.44495206

Unsurprisingly, Gura hasn't been to the library in a while

>> No.44495209

I really like how she says "faltse" and not "false"

>> No.44495242

Mori tried to trip Ina up but failed. This was revenge for the watchalong they did together. Gura says it trues because Ina would not lie about her papa.

>> No.44495268

FALSE

>> No.44495276
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There is a trick to this

>> No.44495290

FALSE

>> No.44495296

I wish Gura's mic was always this close to the mic.

>> No.44495312

pfffft come on

>> No.44495315

He weak arms could never do this
FALSE

>> No.44495346

>>44495206
she's just like me fr fr

>> No.44495348

Has Gura been spending time with amanekanatach?

>> No.44495362

Gura this isnt a story...

>> No.44495371

Shew can't even break the oreos

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Her sheer brawn! Her gaming grip!

>> No.44495414

I 100% believe she's seen a video on yt and tried it

>> No.44495422

>>44495296
her mic is always this close to the mic

>> No.44495438

But she might be tricking is, making it as unbelievable as possible.

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>> No.44495441

my face hurts from smiling

>> No.44495460

Gura is so bad at lying kek

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>>44495371

>> No.44495482

>>44495414
exactly

>> No.44495503

>>44495414
and failed

>> No.44495533

see THIS is lex luthor shit

>> No.44495538

>>44495422
hmm.. sorry distracted by imagining her apple tearing hands giving my dick a chinese burn.

>> No.44495544

Gura can tear an apple in half with her bare hands. She did it enough to feed herself. 12 times. Mori can see her fumbling an apple. Gura will show she can do it after the stream. Gura learned it from a "Did you Know Life-Hack". Ina doesn't think it's a life-hack. Kiara calling out all the shitty life-hacks.

>> No.44495557

Not tear in half but I used to cut my apples in half by hitting my index finger on it.

>> No.44495561

>>44495276
>>44495268
>>44495290
>>44495312
>>44495315
>>44495460
its actually SUPER easy to do btw

>> No.44495574

Did anyone get the prompt that kiara switched out on gura?

>> No.44495585

gooba have sensitive teeth uwu

>> No.44495588

She can tear an apple in 2.
Her grip power when she gives me hand jobs is good enough.

>> No.44495604

This brat is fucking with them

>> No.44495606

overwhelming gura's sensitive mouth with your hard cock...

>> No.44495611

>>44495574
It was her first one

>> No.44495617

Gura's too invested in this game to just casually say stuff like how many times she's done it. She's trying to make it sound unbelievable

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>> No.44495626

>>44495574
It was the skirt one again I think

>> No.44495625

>>44495533
what is this lex luther meme or whatever btw? I don't watch marvel shit so i wouldn't know.

>> No.44495630

>>44495574
It was just her first prompt.

>> No.44495643

>>44495574
It was the last one

>> No.44495645

she means Adams apple

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>>44495460
You don't understand, she's the greatest liar in all of Hololive!

>> No.44495683

Gura's teeth are sensitive. Overwhelmed by the cold by eating an apple. She'd rather break them apart. She told her mom about it and she didn't believe Gura.

>> No.44495691

>>44495611
>>44495626
>>44495630
>>44495643
ah fuck thought we got the practice prompts she mentioned earlier

>> No.44495707

>>44495561
I know how fragile apples are in general even before we factor in apple destroying lifehacks but I cannot forget the cookies, my mind will not accept this is true.

>> No.44495746

Instagram hate

>> No.44495757

>>44495625
1) It's a meme making fun of people that think Gura is a high level mastermind liar and manipulator.
2) Lex Luthor is DC comics.

>> No.44495759

goob has instragram?

>> No.44495765

browsing her instagram for memes

>> No.44495772

>>44495707
Gura used the pan life hack to destroy the oreos though

>> No.44495784

Here's the meme, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sARQLOpNtQ4

>> No.44495790

ywn have Gura send you instagram memes.

>> No.44495795

Instagram?

>> No.44495809

it's false. gura clicked her tongue because ina and ame caught on to her falsehoods.

>> No.44495835

>>44495759
>>44495795
She's talked about it before. She loves browsing insta

>> No.44495848

Gura found teh lord of the rings meme because of the instagram algorithm. Gura sent the meme to Kiara. Ame and Ina think the story is false. Kiara wants to see Gura do it. False until proven true. Kiara think she'll blame it on the apple if it doesn't work. Mori thinks she's tough because of all the rhythm game she plays.

>> No.44495852

>ring fit mention
Oh nyo...

>> No.44495865

>>44495757
like that she's actually kinda smart like in this stream and the subaru police stream? Or a liar manipulator in the whole gay "Gura hates us" anti crusade?

>> No.44495876

>>44495784
that's pretty funny

>> No.44495897

>>44495865
>Or a liar manipulator in the whole gay "Gura hates us" anti crusade?
That yes.

>> No.44495922

>>44495784
lol this is exactly her humor isn't it

>> No.44495941

>>44495795
Yes she found the green ketchup thing on insta remember. Like any girl with an insta she likes cooking stuff. I wish she made an official Gura insta though.

>> No.44495964

I didn't understand this one for a second and I think they had the same issue, Kiara's ESL made it sound off.

>> No.44495980

>>44495784
lol

>> No.44496040

>>44495784
Definitely a gura tier meme

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>>44495897
thanku

>> No.44496066

>>44495897
Fuck off, it's 100% the first one

>> No.44496136

they changed the name from gaslighting to bamboozling
I noticed with my keen eyes

>> No.44496143

>>44495964
so i wasn't the only one.

>> No.44496153

>>44496066
Anon you're allowed to bend the meme for comical effect but you know where it originates.

>> No.44496159

Oh shit this actually happened to me. The light was off and I thought it was my mother going to the toilet but it was a thief. It was summer and the windows were wide open.

>> No.44496163

>>44495784
Shit I laughed

>> No.44496169

Family was robbed on her birthday because she thought it was her brother? That's weird. Kiara was sleeping on the night of her 15th birthday. First to wake up and saw cat passing through. Mom told her clothes were everywhere and realized no money left. Gura questions the brother angle of the story. Gura ask if she heard heavy footsteps. Gura always with the feet questions.

>> No.44496236

I'm too distracted by Gura's sultry voice today to actually play along in the game.

>> No.44496239

>>44496136
amazing desu

>> No.44496259

>>44496169
>ISREAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rotDSrgoUVw

>> No.44496261

all me

>> No.44496267

Gura is going to say true because of her recent experience of seeing a sleepy Kiara naked.

>> No.44496287

>>44496236
same
why is she trying to seduce us?

>> No.44496304

>>44496136
what do you mean it was always bamboozling

>> No.44496344

>>44496136
>it's true
But why?

>> No.44496353

>>44496259
stupid sexy loli kiara

>> No.44496364

Gura stop you're supposed to think this much

>> No.44496366

>>44495964
>>44496143
t. chumps that can't glean context from a sentence

>> No.44496372

>>44496236
I love how distinct she sounds today. I love her so much.

>> No.44496385

>>44496287
I don't know. Gura what are you doing?!?! She's gonna have to collar me, not the other way around.

>> No.44496395

It was not at Kiara's home. Vacation house? In the city? Mom wanted to go to morocco but she didn't want to. Lie! It wasn't for her birthday but just happen to be on it.

>> No.44496494

>>44496366
nah it was just a weird way to use the word because. But I guess it kinda works. It works in German with the word weil.

>> No.44496602

>>44496395
if it was vacation, why was there a cat?

>> No.44496646

>>44496602
wild cat walked in

>> No.44496660

>>44496602
She didn't say it was hers

>> No.44496669

>>44496602
She said stray cat

>> No.44496725

MORI AND HER SISTER GOT MOLESTED

>> No.44496773

gura is used to being 'scouted' at the mall?

>> No.44496804

This stream is so much better than I was expecting. Was barely even excited by it. Pleasantly surprised.

>> No.44496899

oh shit mori that wasn't a scam it was dan the man

>> No.44496911 [DELETED] 

>>44496773
Not lately

>> No.44496927

I can't believe that Mori could have been kidnapped.
We were almost saved of her.

>> No.44496947

>>44496804
Told you guys truth and lies was kino

>> No.44496975

>>44496804
It's crazy how much better collabs are when they aren't responsible for everything

>> No.44497011

Yeah, I've heard of those happening every once in awhile here in Texas. RIP

>> No.44497051

>>44496975
And Kiara and Calli aren't drowning out everyone else.

>> No.44497055

Ina gets EN law during her collab with Lamy. Gura says the story is false. Mori's story: She and her sister were scouted as child actors and it was a scam. Gura immediately asking how old she is. This I can see happening to Mori. Sister was scouted and Mori could come to. Address was creepy warehouse. One disney child actor on screen video for all the kids. Called in back show website. Mama Mori looking at them and she wasn't making a lot of money back then. Wrote check and it didn't work. Tried to cancel check but eventually got to work. Mori paying back mama mori for that: cheapest plan $1,500 per kid. She was so upset about that.

>> No.44497127

TRUE

>> No.44497129

child model gura

>> No.44497135

>Gura child model

>> No.44497147

>>44497055
Why the fuck are you doing this you faggot

>> No.44497154

I definitely know the kinda things that Gura is talking about. So many shady things going down at malls where I grew up

>> No.44497159

>Gura almost became a child idol
Imagine seeing gura in a skimpy swimsuit in a magazine....

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GURA CUTE GURA CUTE

>> No.44497168

Gura that cute she attracts child modelling at the mall. More confirmation bias that she is the cutest human to ever walk the earth.

>> No.44497184

Kiara getting asked to star in JAVs.

>> No.44497207

>>44497147
He's based, you shitposting fucker

>> No.44497220

jesus christ Gura

>> No.44497242

Gura remembers being in a mall getting scouted for modeling. Everyone says it's true. Gura questioning if Mama Mori is in on this lie.

>> No.44497245

>>44497147
touristbud...

>> No.44497251

>>44497147
cause why not

>> No.44497255

>>44497147
get out newfag

>> No.44497264

>literally everyone believes Mori's family is retarded

>> No.44497267

child model gura UOOOOOH

>> No.44497278

>>44497184
it's okay to do JAVs because they censor it. So it doesn't count.

>> No.44497389

>>44497207
>spoonfeeding threadreaders is based

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>>44497267
Is this what you like?

>> No.44497436

>>44497389
Fuck off tourist

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If Ame's stories are true I swear she's only alive by the grace and providence of God.

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Made pasta while watching the collab

>> No.44497467

Ame getting lost at sea on a big floaty with a friend. Less than half a mile. Gura asking where her parents or life guards are. Ame saying she didn't know where they were. Ame.... This was in American west coast or east coast? In the summer. .Not many animals. Gura asking hold old she was. Asking that nobody saw 2 people?

>> No.44497491

>>44497264
they aren't?

>> No.44497527

Are lifeguards that common? I don't think I've ever seen one at the beaches or pools growing up.

>> No.44497556

Oceanside lifeguards are incredibly autistic about people floating out to sea
I'm calling cap

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>>44497422
Yes!

>> No.44497586

>>44497527
Gura thinks they are. They must be, she's never wrong.

>> No.44497606

>>44497556
I have never seen a lifeguard on a beach.

>> No.44497640

>>44497527
They are pretty common here in America

>> No.44497656

>>44497527
they should be in public pools or beaches, afaik

>> No.44497693

>>44497640
I'm in America...

>> No.44497716

>>44497527
Depends on where you grow up. Where I live its the law for lifeguards to be on duty during active hours. And they got regulations for needing lifeguards for every x sqft of land

>> No.44497737

>>44497527
Depends on what kind of beaches and pools. Beaches and pools near more nicer or more expensive hotels probably have lifeguards. My family went on vacation on a budget so it was very rare for there to be a lifeguard anywhere.

>> No.44497802

>>44497693
You didn't see a lifeguard at every public pool you ever went to? Excluding the ones at apartment complexes

>> No.44497869

>>44497527
for rich people environments yes, for commoner to poor public pools no. I've had the pleasure of living in every one for a while

>> No.44497912

>>44497527
At beaches yes, but at community pools? Only for like a birthday party or something.

>> No.44497933
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Gura is vewy serious about this

>> No.44497972

>>44497933
This is her kind of game. She's in her element.

>> No.44497989

Ame was on a square floaty. Ina ask how big it was and it's about as big as Ame today and inflatable. Ame used to swim a lot as a kid. It was her raft bought by the family. Gura having a hard time people not noticing 2 kids floating away. 7 is young to Gura. Ame has bad eyesight now. Ina in the sea a lot. thinks Ame story is sus. Gura asking if friends or older siblings. Ame said they both had older brothers. Kiara aksing what swimsuit she was wearing. It was a different one. Gura says its true.

>> No.44497994

>>44497527
Some countries deny opening to pools or beaches that don't have one. People can still go to the beach even if there's no lifeguard since it's all open though.

>> No.44498010

>>44497802
Not that I can remember, I distinctly remember vigilant parents jumping into the public pool to save drowning kids.

>> No.44498038

GURA YOU CANT SAY THAT

>> No.44498044

Ame had a hard life...

>> No.44498065

>>44497933
It's a fun game.

>> No.44498095

gura nooo

>> No.44498100

GURA WHY DID YOU SAY THAT

>> No.44498125

wdsdib...

>> No.44498128

>Did you HAVE parents?
oof

>> No.44498141

Watching this makes me think Gura would fucking love Among Us if she managed to get over her hangups.

>> No.44498165

Jesus christ Gura

>> No.44498169

What did she say I missed it

>> No.44498177

>>44497802
NTA but I have almost never seen lifeguards except at water parks.

>> No.44498192

someone spoonfeed me did ame have absentee parents or something

>> No.44498200

>>44497912
Depends entirely on how wealthy the neighborhood is as well as what the owners of the pool want

>> No.44498219 [DELETED] 

>>44498038
what she say? I ADHD missed it. again. goddamnit

>> No.44498231

>>44498169
Gura: Did you have parents?
Amelia: Sort of

>> No.44498243

>>44498169
>Did you HAVE parents?
>sorta...

>> No.44498270

I fell asleep watching a video about a wave simulator last night, maybe Gura watched it too recently

>> No.44498283

>>44498231
>>44498243
good girl gura!

>> No.44498287

I love when she gets too into shit and her filter is just gone

>> No.44498398

Ame was not scolded. Gura asks if Ame has parents. Ame says sort of. Ame.... Kiara ask if she is traumatized by the water. Ame says she still has nightmares of it. Ame.... Last round 3rd: Ina's last story: Aced a single course while attending a single lecture for the entire semester. Sounds about right.

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gura so bratty holy SHIT

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>aced a course while skipping every lecture
I did this in high school. Unfortunately at the end of the semester I got called to the principal and found out that they were keeping tabs on me and threatened to hold me back an entire grade, even though I had an A in the class

>> No.44498475

>>44498177
Every time I went to the pool as a kid there was a lifeguard, and they would always blow their whistle at us.

>> No.44498528

>>44498192
As far as I know she was basically raised by her grandma. Her mom was a irresponsible cunt and her dad was out of the picture for the most part.

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>>44498414
Yeah, my brat.

>> No.44498589

>>44498454
Is that why you didn't learn to socialize?

>> No.44498643

>>44498589
Hahaha no no. I was a social autist way before then

>> No.44498655

>>44496136
Gaslighthing us with the title, sugoi

>> No.44498665

>>44498454
lectures are a waste of time, at least for me. i rather read the material

>> No.44498711

Very cute noises just now.

>> No.44498803

Gura asking if it was online in class. It was in class for Ina. Kiara asking if male or female professor. Male. Is he old? Nope. What was the assignment. A coloring book? Oh, imitating art of famous artist? Not a graphics design class. Gura ask if she learned the mesh tool.

>> No.44498875

>>44496136
>gaslighting
Made no sense anyway, that's not what they are doing.
Only a menhera like Kiara could come up with a title like that.

>> No.44499008

More photo manipulation. How long has she used Photoshop asks Gura. She learned it since Junior high. Adobe CS2. Hey, I used that back in the day.

>> No.44499024

>>44496136
Gura made sure it's enshrined in the stream forever. They can't erase that.

>> No.44499057

goomboooooo

>> No.44499069

>>44499024
How do we know its gura

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gooba don't know shit about college. it's cute

>> No.44499076

Gura's lack of uni education is showing

>> No.44499090

Based lazy Ina

>> No.44499101

I just remembered that CS2 became free without piracy on Adobe's own site a long time ago, I wonder if it's still like that.

>> No.44499119

>>44499072
I don't either WE ARE

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Gura says false!

>> No.44499172

Is Ina the only one who went to college? This is far far far from unbelievable for most people

>> No.44499176
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Gura...

>> No.44499196

True

>> No.44499203

"BODY MASSAGER"

>> No.44499210

It was a vibe

>> No.44499216

GURACORE

>> No.44499246

Gura admitted this one to us already didn't she

>> No.44499247
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WHIPPING GURA'S EGGS

>> No.44499251

uhhhh

>> No.44499258

Ina doesn't like to go to school. She's talking funny, Gura says false! Gura's last story: she used a body massager and finger to whip eggs. That so sounds like Gura.

>> No.44499264

Guracore is an amusing term

>> No.44499273

someone got the vibrations soundpost?

>> No.44499275

gura's body massager.......

>> No.44499291

I am surprised that Ame know about this stuff. Isn't she a high school dropout?

>> No.44499295

GURA?

>> No.44499297

>bullet shaped one

>> No.44499311

She did this within the past year I bet, I don't think she's had that massager that long

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This is just too believable. And also true.

>> No.44499328

Gura's easy to clean bullet "body" massager...

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44499342

>> No.44499347

gura whisking eggs with a hitachi wand

>> No.44499351
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>>44499176

>> No.44499350

>>44499203
Hitachi

>> No.44499364
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44499364

Gura's massager

>> No.44499394

This is 100% true

>> No.44499395
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44499395

I'm sure it saw lots of use

>> No.44499408

It was her vibrator 100% but she can't say that

>> No.44499448

>this is recent

>> No.44499470

Gura...

>> No.44499498

She was making an omelette. This was recent and she saw it on the internet and did it. Yep, Gura did this. She's very impressionable. It was her body massager. Ooouuuuhhh.

>> No.44499504
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44499504

Massaging Gura's eggs with her massager...

>> No.44499513

oh, this was recent? interesting

>> No.44499523

"Mine."
[silence]

>> No.44499525

Am I crazy or did she tell us this story recently. I swear she did

>> No.44499527

she put the massager against her finger, then her finger into her cunny, and turned the massager on.

>> No.44499545

She mentioned getting a massage gun before so I belieb her.

>> No.44499549
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>>44499408
>>44499350
>>44499297
>>44499210
Genuine mental illness. She talked about her massage gun before

>> No.44499548

actually suspicious af

>> No.44499571

>i couldn't tell ya
Oh god it is actually a magic wand

>> No.44499583

that fucking silence

>> No.44499584

Hitachi

>> No.44499590

DID YOU HEAR HER GIGGLE AT THE BRAND QUESTION
IT'S 100% A SEX TOY

>> No.44499604

>>44499549
THEN WHY WON'T SHE ADMIT WHAT BRAND IT IS

>> No.44499614

>>44499549
thats not bullet shaped

>> No.44499617
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44499617

There's a "BODY MASSAGER" in Gura's home right now and she can't wait to get back to it

>> No.44499637

>>44499549
>he thinks women dont pound their pussies with these

>> No.44499647

>>44499525
yeah i remember it too

>> No.44499654

>>44499614
Retardchama she literally said it as removable heads, just like this one.

>> No.44499658

>>44499549
you can use it in many ways

>> No.44499663

>>44499549
She refused to admit the brand tho

>> No.44499669

>the silence
>the instant laugher as soon as she asked what brand their 'massagers' were
how did this stream wind up being so good jesus christ

>> No.44499674

Gura you shouldn't use your vibrator to whip eggs. You'll get a yeast infection!

>> No.44499675
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44499675

God i just want a stream of Gura noises as she uses her body massager.

>> No.44499687
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44499687

Stop, I'm too turned on.

>> No.44499689

>>44499549
>he thinks Gura only owns one vibe

>> No.44499693

Kiara remembers the jacket where she bought it from Indonesia. Gura told Kiara that she cooks. She was gaslighting the long game.

>> No.44499726

remember that time gura told us about how she cooked an egg in the bathroom

>> No.44499736

>>44499654
Nigger every lonely single woman has a vibrator, not that you would know

>> No.44499741

>>44499604
Who the fuck memorizes the generic amazon brand names

>> No.44499751

>>44499549
It's just funny to imply its her vibrator, don't be a buzzkill

>> No.44499771

>>44499654
Still not bullet shaped, no brand, was making an omelet, stove classified, its sex

>> No.44499790

I am that vibrator

>> No.44499814
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44499814

does Gura masturbate with chicken eggs?

>> No.44499846

>>44499751
Making things that aren't meant to be sexual ruins the times when she actually tries. Not that cumbuds would understand that concept

>> No.44499857

>gura seasoned

>> No.44499859

GURA IS GOING TO BEAT KIARA'S EGGS WITH HER "BODY MASSAGER"

>> No.44499861

>>44499814
She's talking about her eggs

>> No.44499879

>>44499790
To clarify:
I am Gura's 100% all natural organic ebi vibrator

>> No.44499893

Gura with the protein powder. Gura will have show how you how to make breakfast eggs with a body massager tomorrow for Kiara.

>> No.44499897

holy fuck gura

>> No.44499902
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44499902

I want those eggs

>> No.44499907

mein gott. are these girls gonna sex the sex afterwards or what

>> No.44499921

>Gura is into /fit/
Shit I wanna go back to gym now. Shame they don't stay open past 11PM anymore since Covid happened.

>> No.44499922

Gura's gonna "beat Kiara's eggs" with her "body massager"

>> No.44499926

She's going to beat your eggs with a body massager

>> No.44499946

False

>> No.44499968

BASED WAWA

>> No.44499998

why is gura always horny?

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44500010

>this is the second story Kiara has already told on stream
What the fuck is the point

>> No.44500041

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0fwP3zRGsQo

>> No.44500048

>>44499549
When did she talk about a massage gun?

>> No.44500049

From what little I know about Kiara, Bullshit she wouldn't turn that down

>> No.44500074

Chumbuds explain?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0fwP3zRGsQo

>> No.44500085

>>44499998
Like oshi like fanbase

>> No.44500089

This story's on the board somewhere

>> No.44500100

Must be AKB48. They take anyone.

>> No.44500104

>>44500010
Kiara’s streams are so long that I doubt the girls would know them

>> No.44500101

Gura is into women so you just know she's inserted all kinds of stuff

>> No.44500110

Kiara almost got into famous Idol group but rejected them. They were part of a conglomerate. Gura guesses AKB48. Kiara wanted to be an idol but not this idol group.

>> No.44500146

>>44500074
sugoi

>> No.44500156

>>44500010
Do you know how much this girl talks? There is quite literally nothing left secret that she could use

>> No.44500163

>>44500041
>>44500074
Look at those fingers... Eggs isnt the only thing she's been whisking with that

>> No.44500191

So which Gura story is false? The 'obvious' apple one?

>> No.44500211

>>44500041
thats horseshit for fucks sakes millenals just whisk it

>> No.44500222

>>44500010
Non-KFP do not know this shit, at all.

>> No.44500277

>>44500191
the skirt one

>> No.44500293

>>44500222
You're replying to a non-kfp. She said it in her Lui collab. Lui is cute

>> No.44500331

>>44500191
skirt story
unfortunately

>> No.44500343

Kiara tried out but wasn't sure at that point. Even tought she didn't' like them she thought she could improved them from within. Sounds like Hololive as well. Several rounds and she rejected the last round. Kiara with cold feet. Gura doesn't think she would duck out before seeing it all the way through.

>> No.44500355

>>44500048
She mentioned using it on her legs/back after buying it months ago, probably the end of last summer or so. She talked about it being helpful but painful.
here's two timestamps that are probably close to when she talked about it
>>9518392
>>9518443

>> No.44500356

>>44500191
I want to think the apple one, because the idea of Gura wearing a skirt that she keeps cutting shorter and shorter is kinda hot
at least it would be if she weren't 9010 years old

>> No.44500387

>>44500331
Gura told that story purely to bait fanart that will never get made because artists are cowards. That's hot as hell.

>> No.44500470

>>44500355
She also mentioned using it in the shower while thinking about us.

>> No.44500487

>>44500355
>>44500048
Also it seems like it happened way longer ago than I remembered

>> No.44500489

>>44500191
The skirt one. I believe the apple story.

>> No.44500537

>>44500470
Specifically me, her gigashrimp

>> No.44500541

>>44500470
retard

>> No.44500563

>>44500489
I really wish it was the skirt one. But the ability to split an apple is the type of retarded viral video shit Gura loves to get into.

>> No.44500574

she was with me

>> No.44500583

>>44500489
Didn't gura told us on stream she split an apple in half?

>> No.44500596

>>44500343
so what, were you banned from the Gura discord for time stamping when other people were already timestamping or some shit?

>> No.44500603

I remember Gura being excited and telling mamashark right away

>> No.44500639

>>44500191
Skirt story. She tried too hard to make the apple one seem fake and it's the kind of retarded shit she'd see and try from the internet like the massager whisk shit

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how does gura effortlessly make my pp hard

>> No.44500646

Ina almost said no to Hololive. Gura asking if they shared their Hololive email story. Kiara was alone in her apartment. Mori took her last class of the day. Ame said it wasn't email but it was a meeting to talk. Gura at the end of day saying it wasn't happening and she got it in the kitchen. "she got this, she didn't got this" Talk to them after a few month. Well, anyway let's wrap up the round 3. Interesting side chatter.

>> No.44500670

that last "I don't got this" sounded so mature, haven't heard tht voice on her

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cute goowa noises

>> No.44500723

Wasn't this pig story a viral news story from years ago

>> No.44500752

This is from some sort of tv show, isn't it?

>> No.44500759

>>44500541
She did, I remember.

>> No.44500767

What was your senior class prank, chumbies? The pranks at my school usually sucked ass

>> No.44500781

>>44500277
>>44500331
>>44500489
The skirt is true. It has white polka dots.
Or she's going to say its false since it's the only loli photo of her on the internet

>> No.44500785

>>44500670
Imagine the ASMR potential.

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>>44500644
She does it to me too. I blame it on 'love'

>> No.44500816

Shit, I actually believe this. This also happened around mesquite.

>> No.44500826

The twist is that the skirt story is real and the apple one actually is true TuT

>> No.44500848

>>44500767
I don't think we did one.

>> No.44500904

Mori setting 3 pigs in school for a classprank. I can see Mori doing this. She looked this up on the internet. Tape # card of 1 2 4. Kiara makes fun of her 12 5 incident. Gura admits she'll never live that down.

>> No.44500920

Gura needs to talk like this all the time. Doing her cutesy voice sometimes is nice, but her deeper more casual voice should be her default. It's sex

>> No.44500926

>i'm never gonna live that down
You still haven't fully lived down "a", you're damn right that's going to last forever.

>> No.44500929

>>44500781
Now I need proof. I don't care if they range ban everyone in the thread.

POST IT

>> No.44500937

As soon as I heard her say pigs I knew that jab from Kiara was coming

>> No.44500956

God imagine Gura dropping her state just like that. fuck. It's not fair.

>> No.44500972

>>44500848
Did you go to a small school or something?

>> No.44500975

>>44500920
It's sexier BECAUSE she doesn't do it all the time

>> No.44500994

I didn’t know Calli was a country gal too. Makes sense why she and Gura click.

>> No.44501049

>>44500767
we didn't do one

>> No.44501091

>>44500972
No but I also didn't even spend my last HS semester at school, all my classes were at difference campuses

>> No.44501103

>>44500767
We set fire to the rec building and covered the entire school in asbestos. And some of the abbo kids stabbed some people, one killed a taxi driver.

>> No.44501133

Gotta admit, Calli is really good at these sells

>> No.44501170

>>44500767
My school threatened to expel anyone who was involved in one.
A couple people tried planning one and got suspended for a week.

>> No.44501180

>>44500781
The photo with her grandma or a different one? I heard about it.

>> No.44501190

Fun fax, Gura.

>> No.44501194

#GuraPoopFacts

>> No.44501201

Mori had the clean pig poop. Gura with the fact that pig poop smells close to human and that is why it's the worst smell.

>> No.44501209

>>44500767
There was no prank in my year since they started threatening expulsion after the last prank.

>> No.44501215

>>44494513
>>44494489
>>44494478
wtf. Fucking gura tweeting late and me thinking it was tomorrow because fucking Kiara retarded jap time dates. I'll watch the vod I guess

>> No.44501222

gooba animal poop facts

>> No.44501228

>>44500767
I skipped my senior year and when straight to college.

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