/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Bambooin Edition

Last thread: >>44297221

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>44319024
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

leader died in the accident 10 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

i love this little cat like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>44319024
OP sauce:
https://twitter.com/bk0416_v/status/1631711282725363722

Frames:
>live
Hakka - Minecraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SyV070vqOM

>upcoming
Vesper - Interview with Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49gRmicQ4go
Flayon - Unarchived Karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISb39yW4WaY
Hakka, Bettel - It Takes Two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WPcbDIyDVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44319038
amen
thanks bakerchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>44319038
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

SEX WITH HERMANITO

[Anonymous No.]

I like the way he says "shleepy".
So cute!

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

What is with Tempus and not eating before their streams

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>>44319537
shinri says he wakes up like 5 minutes before stream and only has time to grab a coffee. funny given his tweet this morning.

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i think i have karaoke burnout

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>tmnt watchalong
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44319537
Passion for streaming.

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>>44319537
they all just seem to wake up ready to stream. I kinda like it because sometimes they'll eat their lunch on stream and its really cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44319606
weak

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>>44319606
I really think they should do a max of 2 karaokes each per month. You can gauge the improvement better that way too. One per month is what I would prefer but most people seem to have a higher tolerance.

[Anonymous No.]

are (You) doing your playlist reps,watching clips of your oshi/Tempus, and leaving a like on their streams to help them with the algorithm?

[Anonymous No.]

kek i love these names

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44319842
only thing i've slacking on is commenting because i don't want to sound retarded

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>>44319842
unless you missed the stream and are catching up do people really watch vods? isn't the whole point to interact with a streamer and see their reactions in real time?

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>>44319952
if nothing else, all you can leave is "thank u for the stream!" and leave it at that, magmite <3

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>>44319964
depends. I enjoy having my oshi's VODs in the BG while im working on other stuff to have some kind of comforting background noise. I think most holo fans in general tend to use VODs in that way as well. But the main appeal of streaming is the viewer/streamer interactions of course.

[Anonymous No.]

he loves us! he loves streaming! he loves tempus!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1632027275305840645
>Koipanions’s happiness is actually very simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>44320109
MAMOMI LOVE

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>>44320109
real and true

[Anonymous No.]

>>44319842
I have not been doing playlist reps, sorry blue girl. I'll change my ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44319842
Only for those who I watch soz wageslave life do be tiring sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44320109
I finally struck me why she feels and why her name sounds so familiar she's the mamaloni of tempus, even her tag is almost the same

[Anonymous No.]

stop talking about domestic things... it makes me want to make him my wife...

[Anonymous No.]

hakkasmr let's go

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>>44320523
Too late he's already my malewife >:)

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Pandas are cursed for Tempus i guess

[Anonymous No.]

why does tempus like killing pandas...

[Anonymous No.]

WOULD YOU WANT A MAN WHO MURDERS PANDAS AS YOUR WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

Did he kill the babies? kek

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>>44320433

[Anonymous No.]

While it is 96% confirmed that Shinri was /here/ do you suppose he stopped coming here after passing the audition for the sake of his mental health?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44320724
YES

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>>44319964
I rewatch almost all my oshi's streams the day after because I always miss something

[Anonymous No.]

>>44320748
Shinri isn't /here/, Shinri. Go back to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>44320732
yes lol

[Anonymous No.]

CHUPADO STATUS !?

[Anonymous No.]

So I just found out Vesper follows my oshi, can anons recommend me a good stream of his to familiarize myself with before I decide whether or not to hate him?

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka is going to collab with Rio...
Chupadobros....

[Anonymous No.]

CHUPAKKA INCOMING

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>>44320909
He's going to fuck your oshi and you're going to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Ain't no way Shiri call us the best fanbase if he was here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44320909
fallout kek

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>>44320972
Koipanions are the sanest and most on topic users here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44320909
pippa?

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>>44320909
Watch debut stream and FTL strean, half of

[Anonymous No.]

>>44320902
https://files.catbox.moe/e8hmcj.mp3

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>>44320958
dude wtf, that's hella gay

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>>44320958
One alimony is enough, he can have her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44320909
Dive through the archive for /nowa/ threads to see a bunch of old recommendations.

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>>44320909
Fallout. Better start watching anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGC_724kqfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3X4UpBpFAc

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>>44320972
koipanions are the best ones /here/ they're just horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>44321034
no...

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Sometimes Hakka is really comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44321034
kek where is this from

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>>44320909
well what kind of streams do you enjoy? I personally had a lot of fun with his needy girl overdose stream, and his fallout NV streams (keep in mind he didnt use the radio so I guess if you care about that you can have a seperate playlist on the side)

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>>44321087
Hakkitos is the best fanbase /here/ tho

[Anonymous No.]

Just testing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44321234
wrong board

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>>44321234
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44321234
Right board king

[Anonymous No.]

we need more tempus ai voice clips

[Anonymous No.]

BROWN PANDA

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>>44320958
altnowa return arc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44321234
Holy fuck Brandon I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

please someone tell hakka to get a better mic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44321274
t. ranny

[Anonymous No.]

hakka cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44321355
He's waiting for first paycheck :(

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a designated place that people sell expo merch at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44321439
shinri talked about this 2 days ago too. when do the boys get paid anyway?

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>>44321439
all of vg are still waiting to be paid....

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>2%
this is like a blue axolotl right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44321469
HQ got their first paycheck around 3 months after debut iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>44321469
HQ got first paid in November. They debuted at the end of July.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44321494
yup

[Anonymous No.]

>>44321469
looking like it'll happen sometime April/start of May at the latest going from how long it took hq to get paid

[Anonymous No.]

>>44321494
wait blue axelotls are rare?

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>>44321503
>>44321508
so they should be getting paid soon. that's good for them.

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>>44321004
Who?
I said follows, not is followed by
>>44321027
>>44321080
>>44321085
Thank you, and >>44321183 the streams I like most are where they get invested in the lore of a game I like and take it at least semi-seriously. I am routinely disappointed. I'll probably do his debut, some NV and OW streams.

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>>44321605
he's very retarded during outer wilds so do not watch it if you like the game

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>>44321605
Oh... Vesper might not always fit that criteria...

[Anonymous No.]

what is this luck...

[Anonymous No.]

ANOTHER ONE

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>>44321605
Then you should watch his Zomboid stream, it was great

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>>44321605
hm..lore idk about that. Shinri might be more of your taste if you're lore heavy.
When Vesper plays games he's extremely passionate about like Zomboid, FTL, Fallout NV he does RP runs. Its hard to explain unless you watch them yourself but theres an autistic charm to it. Also i'd suggest not watching the outer wilds streams unless youre just a huge fan of the guy in general.

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>No Magni guerilla
I guess Getting Over It pissed him off so much that he didn't feel like streaming while he was still fuming

[Anonymous No.]

>>44321885
>Does a morning guerilla once
Anon...

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>>44321885
Why does he have such a short fuse

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>>44321872
I'll give Shinri a look and will replace OW with Zomboid/FTL, determined via coin toss. Appreciate y'all

[Anonymous No.]

hakka is just like me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>44321234
another test

[Anonymous No.]

>my dad, i guess...

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>>44321885
I don't mind, that stream was kino

[Anonymous No.]

with this new information, how many of tempus have daddy issues?

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>>44322173
at least half

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>>44322173
Don't know what's up with Axel and his dad in the past but they seem to be in good terms now

[Anonymous No.]

How are people seeing merch stock/movement stats?
I'm worried my oshi's standee will sell out soon I hate being poor

[Anonymous No.]

>wedding
bettelyumes... it's over...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd-5ipJUI3k

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>>44320748
I bet he does an Axel and just browses this thread. I think Shinri is gonna be one of the better ones at filtering comments then the others. Not like Leader who really took all the leech posting to heart.

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>>44322593
me on the left

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>he's been resting
yeah a lot...

[Anonymous No.]

CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/kamiya_paper/status/1631992447923531777
new HQ merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>44322875
latechama...

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>>44322875
they must have been planning the VG boys for some time while super expo was underway. sucks the new boys don't get merch in time for it.

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>>44322851
Tembirds....

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>>44322851
tembirds stocks RISING

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>>44322851
hakka is a good boy that loves leader!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44322875
altare having an R instead of an A... god damn tourists

[Anonymous No.]

>>44322553
just add as many as you can to the cart lol, then subtract if it wont work. at some point it will tell you the exact stocks

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>>44322875
i am bothered by leaders dark balloon, wouldnt it be nicer if it were gray-blue like his jacket?

[Anonymous No.]

I thought zoombie appeared in chat lol

[Anonymous No.]

Why do they use the first name initial for StarsJP but the last name initial for EN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44321087
Hakkitos and Koipanions are both fine, it's just all the others that are insane.

[Anonymous No.]

I was disconnected from all Tempus related stuff since the Ollie games due to studies. Any streams after that that I should check?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44323513
divegrass match with /#/

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>>44323513
Check out all my hermanito's streams because he cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44323462
>Used A for Astel
They obviously could've adjusted it for Altare and Vesper too

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>>44322008
Menhera, please understand

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>>44323513
tempus wolf quest was a blast and of course catch up on bettel's sims streams

[Anonymous No.]

Slytherin weren't the villains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44323462
Well, because there's a lack of understanding which is which even among the management.

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>>44322851
Hakka is so sweet~

[Anonymous No.]

>into demonology
kowai...

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>>44323462
Is it really that much of a big deal outside of name autism

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>>44323889
It's just a strange disconnect

[Anonymous No.]

>>44323889
But I have name autism.

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka wants to play Elden Ring and Sekiro, soulsbros

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>>44323513
Like some people have mentioned, Magni's Wolfquest collab and Bettel's Sims 4 are worth watching for sure. I liked Shinri's Love, Sam stream a lot as well, if you're into horror and don't know the story.

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hate hate HATE HQ

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>yeah altare's good he's just resting
what does hakka know?

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>>44324080
RAPE

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>>44324080
get back to working out fatty

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>>44324119
This is the 2nd time he addressed it

[Anonymous No.]

MECHABIRB CRUMBS

[Anonymous No.]

wait people don’t find yabba dabba doo funny anymore...?

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper has a collab planned on his channel with another tempus member? Is this real?

[Anonymous No.]

YES PLEASE MECHABIRB COLLAB I NEED IT SO BAD UOOOOHHHH

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>>44324119
Altare was suspended for two weeks just like Nowa, but wasn't publicly shamed because of his Asian ancestry.
The only hole in this rrat is that Koreans are the lowest of Asians, especially in Japan.

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>>44324268
>spoiler
no one gives a shit about that unless you're gen x or older.

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>>44323513
magni wolfquest collab
bettel sims
flayon oblivion

[Anonymous No.]

>>44324224
latechama...

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I want new outfits bros

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>>44324343
If Tempus gets a treatment similar to Uproar, it's soon. Probably around Regulus' debut.

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>>44324343
also new hairstyles

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>>44324395
Baldtare real please

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of outfits would you guys want for the boys/your (bro)shi.
I personally would like a sort of casual off day bed head type of outfit theme for the boys since they tend to enjoy streaming for long amounts so it'd be kind of cute to look at.

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>>44324395
shinri is going to get his hair down. screencap this. yeah i know its obvious given how much he emphasizes it all the time but still

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>>44324057
>>44324295
>>44323632
>>44323582
Thank you all, I took my time with the reply because I was checking some of the aforementioned streams. The wolf collab...Is not something I expected to happen anytime soon.

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>>44324395
I need a short haired Vesper model so bad bros
long haired Magni would be fun too

[Anonymous No.]

>>44324426
give me the mafia aesthetic for the entire tempus guild

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>>44324211
so i had edits made for me by /wsr/ for nothing...

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>>44324426
Casual outfits. Or outfits related to their aspirations. Dj Maggin, Doctor Axel, Hiker Nowa and sorry, I don't really watch Altare. I know he was doing military training, but I doubt Cover will allow a military uniform as an outfit.

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>>44324426
i need flayon in a lolita-inspired outfit bonus points for keeping the thighs exposed

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>>44324426
I want naked apron flay

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>>44324564
>Cover will allow a military uniform as an outfi
Isn't the current idol outfits for StarsJP military uniforms

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>>44324395
Altare with his slicked back... Nowa with morning messy hair... Axel with his loose and down... Magni with another avant garde cut...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44324566 (me)
his mama has amazing designs so i trust her to deliver and feed us well

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>>44324426
Delinquent outfit for Axel

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>>44324395
hot

[Anonymous No.]

Gorilla Aniki Apex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTYral-M1wg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTYral-M1wg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44324611
Well, yeah, but these older tunic-like outfits with epaulettes are very stereotypical idol outfits. What I meant is modern camouflage military uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44324766
Yes! ><

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>>44324564
I remember Vesper saying he wanted to have a military inspired outfit but manechan declined it. shame but oh well

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>>44324766
Always <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>44324426
something like an "awakened" outfit or "blessings from the goddess of _____" from JRPGs. like altare would turn from hero to paladin/saint. or nowa from scholar to actual wizard.

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>>44324564
Altare wants to be a singer/musician. That's his main dream. I think just a stylish casual outfit would be the best for him though, since his usual outfit is quite bulky and they'll all probably get "idol" outfits eventually.

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>likes crocs
unsubbed

[Anonymous No.]

DINGO ON THE TELLY
DINGO ON THE TELLY
DINGO ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>44324939
Right, he plays cello. So a classical musical performer outfit then. A neat tuxedo with a high collar and a rose in the chest pocket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44324966
crocs are objectively good shoes fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325025
anon......
i haven't wore crocs so idk :P

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325017
It's more like he wants to be a pop singer who can play the guitar. He hasn't played the cello on stream in a long time.

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>>44324917
He'll basically become an eternal like in Granblu Fantasy. Do any of the boys play? I know it's very much a HoloJP thing but I'm not sure.

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>>44325091
Axel likes it but no he doesn't play it anymore kek

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>>44324566
Flayon in ouji sounds very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325091
Only Axel and Flay I think

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>>44325091
SUGOI. or that yugioh card that sometimes gets posted here.

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>>44320909
I'd recommend the FTL streams and the New Vegas ones too. Maybe go for the Project Zomboid series

[Anonymous No.]

>>44324939
i would love a casual altare outfit like, a
sweater and his ears pierced, softer looser hair, maybe a simple necklace. he mentioned that basically being his fit of choice and it stuck with me

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>>44325091
GBF perm is only for JP. Sometimes Axel mentions about that.

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>>44325129
He's very much a gacha game only makes sense, GBF is like a second job if you play seriously so I don't blame him lol.
>>44325194
Thanks for the info.

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>>44325091
Axel used to. That character design is cool, what's he called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44324766
YES!!!!! KISSKISS FOR FLAYFLAY!!!! MWAH MWAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325221
NTA but that's an endgame skin for the MC, there are both for male and female

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka casual outfit would be crocs, hawaii shirt and ear piercing, from what he's said.

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>>44324395
Altareren jaeger
do women actually thirst over final season Eren?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44324426
I want Altare to have something that makes him stand out from the average anime protagonist. His design is very generic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325343
Kino
Also
>ear piercing
SEXXXXXXXXX

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325314
Oh nice, thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325174
if anything from the project zomboid playthorughs i'd recommend him the first HQ Zomboid collab. that was a classic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325386
Isn't that the point though? Since he's the leader and thus fits a MC role.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325386
Like what

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325473
just because it's the point doesn't mean it's good

[Anonymous No.]

Axel collabing with Kohaku tomorrow, let's goo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325569
Who

[Anonymous No.]

>2am in straya
aniki...

[Anonymous No.]

>checks bettel's ring fit vod
>hes 129 lbs
what the fuck actual skeleton

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325600
4am*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325591
Fox girl that loves Apex, hosted the Kohaku cup tourney that Rest In Ping partook in

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325670
neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325670
Oh now I remember her. She cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325615
Yeah. Less than 60 kilos is unhealthy. Well, there's a possibility that he's an actual shortest member of Tempus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325670
looks cute, legs are drawn really weirdly though
also her being referred to as "rpr's daughter" gives me kinda groomer vibes idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325670
friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325789
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325822
at least im actually watching streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325615
He's shorter than his kayfabe height - that's why he went "I'm a towering 180cm" during his debut when he's only supposed to be 1cm taller than Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325771
are you going by is guild card height for that statics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325615
>>44325771
The weight could be kayfabe too ya know

[Anonymous No.]

the way axel is talking, I guess chances are higher that his team will be full JP. kinda sad

[Anonymous No.]

>co-IGL
Just let go of control, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325957
No, his actual height if this 129 Ibs figure is real.
>>44325980
Fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44326020
It's so funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44326000
Hadn't he said so during the initial reveal? He wants to win, and in order to win he needs a team with decent ping on Tokyo server.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325980
>eats cookies and ice cream in bed every day
“one meal a day” only matters if you’re not eating 2k calories in fucking ice cream on top of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44326124
He also said that was one thing he was thinking about but he was considering an EN team for the novelty as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>44325221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B42fD5EqJTA
This is the base design, he's the generic main character of a really old browser gacha game. When you collect all 10 of the end game characters (locked behind maybe 1-2 months of grinding semi casually each) you get the blue haired skin for your MC. It's pretty much one of the ultimate flexes in the game. If you like the design there's a lot of pretty art in the game that's a fairly grittier and detached from the general moeblob stuff gachas lean into like PriConne, Umamusume, Blue Archive etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44326000
Sorta of obvious if take everything into account.
>Have to be good in Apex
>Is a 5 day event and in JP timezone so any American will have to purposely fuck up their sleep schedule
>Have to be good in Apex
>Have to account for ping since the server is Asia
>Have to be good in Apex
>Can't even ask RPR because he's a former pro so he's banned from helping out
>Oh yeah, have to be good in Apex
Would be great if Axel actually manage to pull it off but it unreasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44326317
need me flay in cagliostro outfits or axel in ayer's

[Anonymous No.]

>>44326412
>flay
>not magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>44326317
God don't sell me on a gacha game. I'll never financially recover...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44326450
they haven't seen the magliostro. pls understand

[Anonymous No.]

so what's the point of the prowler if the nemesis does the same thing but with less recoil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44326450
magni already got drawings
>>44326472
i did now i want flay in her light outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44326547
Uhhh.. prowler has better hipfire? kek

[Anonymous No.]

Glad he's addressing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44326752
the tardwrangler to end all tardwranglers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44326752
I don't give a shit what chat is doing

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>>44326472
Trust me, I got over that phase and I'm glad it's behind me. Most of the people who I know play now are just casual and play seasonally because they give out hundreds of pulls on anniversary/summer.
>>44326593
base Cag outfit has some pretty strong shota energy ngl, especially since it's somewhat canonical

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>>44326752
Almost as hot as when he wrangles other tempus boys

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>>44326752
What prompted this lol, was it that indog horror game?

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>>44326872
last game someone spoiled the solution to a puzzle with a superchat it was hidden in the game options and required you to tweak the sound settings to solve which i thought was really cool

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>>44326939
oh man i'd be salty too

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>>44326752
based. always nice to see his essays.
>>44326872
the pet shop game. he said something about backseaters at the end of the stream too.

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>>44326189
You can eat a moderate amount of cookies and ice cream each day without getting fat - especially before you hit 30. I know people who eat like that. While he tells a lot of stories about bingeing and eating whole packs of cookies, etc. I really doubt he eats that much every single day.

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tower...

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>vsaikyou might not happen next year
shinri.....

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>>44326752
kek he’s literally older altare

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>>44327118
it was already surprising it happened this year, hal insisted last year's was gonna be the last one or at least the last apex one

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>>44326752
I thankfully avoid chats in streams like the plague so im woefully ignorant on what provoked this. honestly any time i see a talent do this its pretty confusing to me because they often leave the context ambiguous, likely to avoid crap spilling over in vod comments or something but still nothing I was watching made me think I’d wake up to this.
still i like the way he types. doesn’t come off passive aggressive, preachy or patronizing in the slightest just seems he wants what’s best for all moving forward. wish i could say that for all vtubers that address something that bothers them

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>>44327182
what if shinri is literally older altare and his stream stutters are his attempt to stay within the timeline :O

[Anonymous No.]

As long as the next big thing isn't fucking Valorant... it's so boring to watch.

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>>44327262
if you treat it more like baseball it makes a bit more sense.

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>>44326752
It's good that he's being firm about it. He's a smart guy and people need to let him figure things out.

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>>44327262
the next big thing might be the League fighting game, which might not be bad if it turns out to be decent

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>>44327338
>fighting game
don't think fighting games have that broad appeal as fps.

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>>44319024
teamup is wrong. i though vettel was in 6 mins.

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>>44327416
teamup anon probably thought it was during normal hours, but its moved up because bettel wakes up later lol

[Anonymous No.]

damn it was close

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Axel has been a lot less whiny/bitchy in solos it's true

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>>44327287
>fps are the new baseball
damn... yo thats crazy
that makes a lot of sense and changes the way I see everything now

[Anonymous No.]

vesmachi love! let's all watch bettel's sims saturday stream later!

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>>44327900
wait a minute..... where's the vettel mention.....

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>>44327900
Its so ridiculous how excited Sims Saturday make me, hope Bettel's wedding ends up a huge disaster

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>>44327981
WAIT THAT'S FUCKING TODAY? it came up faster than expected, sorry anon very true, everyone watch the vettel interview in 3 hours!

[Anonymous No.]

apex pew pew wraith

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>>44327230
He didn't get upset about it or anything, but he said basically the exact same thing written in this message during the Pet Shop stream, in a very similar tone, so I don't think it's really a surprise or ambiguous. He was very clear about why he was bringing it up.

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>>44326991
I mean he spoke about all you can eat being a waste for him because he ends up eating the same amount anyways. A while back he also said he can't really get drunk drunk anymore because he gets full before he could get to that point. I don't get the feeling that his "I ate a lot" is the same "a lot" for regular folks.

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>>44326939
God I can't imagine being that dense. What a pitiful existence

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Shinri puts me to sleep with the way he talks.

Axel puts me to sleep with what he talks about.

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>>44328130 (me)
Oh wait, actually, maybe I'm thinking of the membership stream...I thought it was at the end of the Pet Shop one, but I guess not.

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>>44328254
god i wish i could sleep

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He's dying

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good morning vesmachi sisters

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>>44326939
do you have a timestamp for when that happened? i watched the first half of the stream but had to leave.

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>>44328448
good vesmachimorning

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>>44328564
:3 do you have a pic of them hugging?

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>>44328448
>>44328564
next week sisters!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>management prefers him to have JP teammates

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>>44328656
duh, it's a JP organized event for a JP audience, no one would give a fuck about some what's-it's-name from the EN side

[Anonymous No.]

Is he close enough to any JP vtubers to feel comfortable to invite them?

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>>44328656
Full Tempus team would have been fun but it makes sense to have a JP team

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>>44328760
maybe that's why he's collabing with that fox tmrw, trying to make connections

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf does "Guerilla" stream mean? Like from where did the word originate from?

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>>44328879
guerilla warfare probably, means unplanned

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>>44328879
guerrilla, also spelled guerilla, member of an irregular military force fighting small-scale, limited actions, in concert with an overall political-military strategy, against conventional military forces.

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>>44328596
i only have this, not the drawanon and phoneposting sadly!

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>>44328879
guerilla = suddent, without warning. kinda like guerilla tactics, where its unexpected

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>>44328879
gorillas are funny :)

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>>44328879
zoomerchama.. pay attention in school

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>>44328964
vesmachi cute!

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>>44328859
Huh, what fox? Jwu

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>>44328964
wheres the vore vesmachi pic

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>>44329063
>>44325670

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>>44329102
homph

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I'm so lost, where did all this VesperxFlayon shipping came from?

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>Axel cringing at himself
cute dingo...

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>>44329148
AIEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44329246
Vesper talking about Flay on stream

[Anonymous No.]

shotcaller axel...

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>>44329246
vesties that were abused as children and are now projecting their sexual tendencies

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>>44329246
i think it was just one schizoanon who brought it up a couple of times, then some other anons latched onto it

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>>44329246
vesper and flayon had a handful of friendly interactions
thats it

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>>44329246
people want to ship ojishota

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>>44329246
the altnowa shippers either went to shintare or vesmachi

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>>44329246
double autism, ojishota complex, both super awkward, both have the same traumatic paranoia they're bothering people. they obviously talk behind the scenes since flayon is comfortable asking nowa for voiceline favors and nowa drew stuff for him.
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1624423009984323584

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>>44328930
>>44328960
>>44328968
Damn I really thought it means "Gorilla" and I was wondering wtf does gorillas have to do with streaming Yes I dont know how gorilla is spelled

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ENTER

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>>44329246
People with an ojishota fetish have latched onto that pairing after they had a few small interactions now that there's no real fuel for Altnowa anymore

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>>44329589
also during the whole schizo Japan arc, it seemed like Flay was the only one Vesper was talking to during that time. lots of crumbs

[Anonymous No.]

betxel??

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>>44329717
I mean, Flay was also the one that spilled the beans about Axel feeling sick during the MC collab. Obviously all of them knew what was going on but Flay was the only one to talk about it

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>>44329780
oh no.... the ntr arc has begun .... i don't think the offcollab week will work out....

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>>44329780
That one fanfic of them lives rent free in my head

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>>44329717
flay talks to everyone, even axel said flay was one of the that reached when he was feeling sad

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>>44329780
I'm glad that Axel seems to be quickly getting closer to the other members of VG now that he's back in Australia. I want to see more of what his dynamics with Bettel and Shinri will be like.

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>>44329780
brotuber enjoyers why does this keep happening to us..

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>>44329246
poor mans altnowa

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>>44330068
axel and his danna...

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>>44329960
Why ntr when they could be the throuple

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>>44330093
don't worry, i will be the last stiraght brotuber enjoyer

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>>44329246
same reason monty python era altnowa was popular

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>>44330068
I need a tank duo collab asap

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>>44329717
>flay was the only one talking to vesper during the japan arc
so vesmachi shippers are just straight up making things up now? cmon lol

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>>44330171
Axel is the jealous type and wouldn't be able to stop cockblocking them.

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>>44329589
it's honestly the double autism that does it for me

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>>44323462
Probably just lack of communication between management and the artist. Their names are written like Western names in katakana (of JP Astel's is like that) so the artist probably thought those were the first names.

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>>44330268
But why would he want to cockblock if he gets in the action too?

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>>44330238
well yeah it's the schizo ship

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>>44330181
Wake me up when Vesper and Flayon start moaning sexually back and forth during a membership collab for no reason. Otherwise it will never reach the levels Altnowa did.

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>>44330330
I don't know anything about Japanese so that's interesting to learn

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>>44330230
Two guys with a sacrifice fetish together...the dramatic death monologues...the drama, the angst, the manly tears...

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>>44330442
I was about to say the same thing anon kek I swear those two were having e sex or something

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>>44330093
Don't worry. He's poking fun of Axel for his choice of name in the Ollie tourney remember? This is a bro thing to do, trust.

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Aw, Betsy didn't stay in chat for that long

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>>44330125
>poor mans altnowa
Altnowa always sucked. Wouldn't shock me that Vesper & Flayon might have great synergy and blow Altnowa out the water since they both have a lot of shared interest despite having vastly different personality.

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>>44330637
at least wait until we hear their voices in the same call before announcing superiority anonchama

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>Shipwars between dead ships

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>>44330637
I don't really care about altnowa but they haven't even been on stream together you are living off of random mentions and raids

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>>44330637
ha jokes on you I like both

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>>44330722
>davy jones's locker ain't big enough for both of us

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>>44330707
>>44330740
That's just show how bad Altnowa is.

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>>44330819
ESLchama…

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>>44330473
Yeah, usually when Western names are written in katakana (with the dot inbetween names) it's in Western order (like Astel's or Akirose's), but for some reason EN writes them in Japanese order, not just the guys, Ame's name is officially like that too.

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>>44330819
you shouldnt be talking chupado chan

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So Axel gets a bit cocky when he gets a Kraber

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>>44330929
He wasn't cocky. Axel deserves his confidence.

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>>44330806
KEK

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>>44331072
Gets downed and shouts about how he carried these guys when the Ash did 100 more damage than him. Very unsexy stuff right there.

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>>44331195
classic axel. same guy who pussies out of every batsu

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no one watch axel

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>>44330929
Axel is always cocky, it makes him stronger im really nervous about the tourneys coming up. Axel is always salty asf in apex and the idea of him leading a team just stresses me out. I hope he can reel it in before game day

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I just think they are neat :3

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>>44328596
their huge heads are in the way =(

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>>44331369
miss these gays. hopefully things are doing better with the two of them.

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>>44331195
Dude his Seer abilities made up for being close in damage.

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>>44331418
CUTE!

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>>44331418
cute

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why he replied so late to Flayon?
Like he wanted to ignore him, but realized it is a dick move
Is it possible that Axel hates this fag too?

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>>44331369
i wonder if we’ll ever get a reconciliation arc… they both might be too menhera for it unfortunately

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>>44331550
yeah he hates (You)

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>>44330442
I didn't mean it was the same level, just the dynamic of groomer grooming shota-adjacent

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>>44331314
axelschizo… it’s been a while…

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>>44331617
The only thing Vesper is grooming is that Niji hag

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>>44331695
We're all living in make-believe land here man

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i missed axelschizo...didn't see them that much anymore T_T

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>>44331695
it’s not “grooming” if she already wanted to suck his dick bro

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>>44330637
We won't actually know until they do an on stream collab. Flayon is kind of a tricky collab partner and Vesper is awkward sometimes, so it could really go either way. Could be great, could be a total disaster.

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>>44331695
she doesn't need grooming she's been all over him since the beginning

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>>44331587
I'm pretty sure they are ok now, if they even had a big conflict to begin with. Vesper wanting to raid Altare out of nowhere that one time caught me by surprise but it was nice. Hope to see them play Hunt once again

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>>44331587
I think they will some day, its not as if they hate each other but they both obviously have an issue with anger and spite. just be patient sister

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>>44331695
oh shit the vesperonii schizos evolved while we werent looking

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>>44331818
you are assuming they fought but it just seems like they don't care to talk as much at least on altare's side

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>>44331860
life truly finds a way....

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>>44331745
Hi, i guess Im the Axel schizo? That was my first post in /mans/. I only started watching him recently after Hal retweeted his invite the other day. I'm just not used to people at this level of play being so cocky. I still like him though.

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>vespers grooming femvesties
>vesper grooming kronii
>vesper grooming nina
he cant keep getting away with it

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Is Altare the kind of menhera that would misinterpret something as a gesture of spite and hold a completely silent burning grudge against an unknowing person for a thousand years? Because that might be an issue.

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>>44331890
i think most people that are assuming that, including me, was because of Axels "mom and dad are fighting" comment

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>>44332034
>Scarlet wishing to be groom by Vesper

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>>44331890
>>44332054
here come the vesties trying to start shit again

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>>44332034
those are all 30yo women. who is he grooming

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>>44332020
don’t worry anon, it’s just a reference to a schizo we had here ages ago that posted stuff like “no one watch axel”. everyone knows axel is sometimes foolishly cocky.

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>>44332020
mm probably not you?

there was an ESL anon that posted about hating axel at a certain timeslot every day (e.g. "no one watch axel")

i think your points are valid, he overheats sometimes! he's definitely trying to be less whiny though, it is an improvement. his previous apex streams are a bit offputting sometimes but he's been getting better~

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>>44332067
but he could have been talking about a bunch of different things and altare has no issue making jokes about vesper still

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>>44332067
That's still so funny to me bc it implies that Axel was also an altnowa shipper lmao he do have that shipsister blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331890
Exactly.

>>44332054
You're aware that Yantare is a fujo fantasy, right?

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>>44332216
anon.... your spacing....

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>>44331764
hope it's the latter so that red faggot never collabs with my gramps

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332111
I haven't watched vesper in months

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>>44332248
Where did I mention Yantare? He’s described himself as someone who holds grudges before.

[Anonymous No.]

okotowari shimasuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332279
vesper will force him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44329365
>>44329515
Nahone~

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332262
Sorry I pressed enter a lot...

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>>44332328
cute :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332242
considering he got heated enough about people calling altare lazy /here/ to try and tell them off? yeah, he’s a sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332328
cute!

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>>44332380
vesper can't even correct a fast food worker when they get his order wrong KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331418
CUTE CHIBI AUTISTS THANK CHUU~

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332034
Watching Nina's membership right now and I got to admit, theres quite a few similarities between her and Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332478
is there a way to filter this ugly drawings?

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>>44332565
mean :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332565
is there a way to filter your ugly face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332383
the average altnowa/vesmachi shipper

[Anonymous No.]

>>44331418
uwoooohhh cute ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332383
Yikes.

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>>44332383
i don't remember writing that

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>>44331319
He is salty, but he mostly directs it at himself or the game, he's very conscious of not belittling others. I'm more concerned about him having no idea who will be on his team. I wonder if Rene is free, I liked her when she played with Astel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332565
yep, made a guide a while back when they started popping up https://rentry.org/b6ino

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>>44332314
You don't have to say it. What you're describing is very much how people characterize Yantare in their fujoposts. Altare said he holds grudges, but most people do to some extent. The character is an obsessive loner, but the actual guy is a perfectly normal zoomer who gets along well with everyone, and the image people on this site have of him is almost hilariously exaggerated.

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon is /here/ and pushing the Vesmachi ship don't let him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44332383
I know Vesties having daddy issues is true but the sexual abuse is a suprise

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna order food, what should I get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333031
>flayon not pushing altmachi

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333031
it would be believable if you wrote vesper instead of the altyume prime

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333056
pho

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>>44333031
Nice try, but Flayon is probably the one writing about wanting to be dismembered by Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333056
banh mi

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>>44333037
i remember one of the earlier /MANS/ threads having a bunch of femvesties trauma dumping about being groomed by older male figures

[Anonymous No.]

altyumes are very sensitive creatures i see

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333166
he just like me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333221
Yeah, threads can get wild whenever this place turns to budget /soc/, part of the reason I poke my head in during dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333056
Burger King quadruple BK Stacker

[Anonymous No.]

>>44333056
borgir