/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

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Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, and XSOLEIL!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Boys Teamup: https://teamup.com/ksj1sm36oa1p146e26

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>44192616

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Thank you!

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milord will be playing goose game btw

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wuca love!

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I love my fatherbrotherhusband!

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I miss him

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Fat cat

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https://twitter.com/HexHaywire/status/1631864104402161664
Hex is a whore!

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>>44291336
>pretend
yeah he never got to stripping at a club before he was picked up by tazumi, he was still working the streets!

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Wife's moan ToT
https://twitter.com/saisauce_/status/1631727954907758592

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>>44291652
Ricky recruited him up from the strip club after Hex gave him a lap dance

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>>44292264
he moans so much in games what a slut

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haven't been here or main at all since work has been so busy and i haven't even gotten the chance to catch up to shu's appearances....I miss him TToTT pls let me catch his zatsu stream when it happens

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>>44292647
hey yaminion!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEKPbKKvAtM
Milord becomes a goose!

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>>44292647
hes in a indie games tournament stream in a couple hours if youre awake for that

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Kaichou and Hexy LOVE

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>>44292600
I'm still patiently waiting for a compilation of wife's moans and also that one anon who promised a shota Vox voice edit

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>>44293062
yes! im putting him in the bg while i work on things

>>44292830
hi!!

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>>44293928
remember that time they roleplayed having sex and came on stream together
https://www.youtube.com/live/bj5hHR2Ifl8?feature=share&t=11870

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LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !

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shu is here
https://youtu.be/cHfJ7kH7Khc

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>>44294810
I remember that crystal clear in my mind, the phrase I'm morbing will never be the same ever again

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i'm going to stuff wife with a fat cock

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>>44296396
He deserves it for being such a good boy

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>>44296644
my cute wife uuuuuuuu I can't wait for more of him and noctyx being whores tomorrow

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Otsonny!! Sons of the forest was... kinda rough I'm not gonna lie, although these big collabs tend to be a bit much for me personally anyway. Those first 20min of everyone yelling over each other almost made me skip a sonny collab for the first time in a long time but I stuck with it. Using proximity chat would have made this much, much better. I'd say it became more bearable after the first hour when sonny got his game to actually work and luca's tardwrangling efforts paid off a bit, much like last time sonny also spends a fair bit of time off on his own quietly spearfishing and killing cannibals while chaos unfolds back at camp. After some unsuccessful cave diving everyone regroups and ventures into the tundra to summit a mountain with the incredible skills of walking up a 90 degree cliff face. I think the hypothermia was getting to people, please do not eat the yellow snow... The final phase of this stream involved going back into the deep dark to save rosemi-sama from the vast coochie monster cave... I think I have heard the word coochie more than enough for today, maybe enough for a lifetime. The game does have some pretty neat enemy designs though. Now that I think about it, it's kind of impressive how little they got done in three hours. This collab had its moments like the RGB gamer bag, sonny being all too eager to kill women or him harassing kyo on multiple occasions (and big head mode automatically makes everything better) but this is... definitely an early access game alright and again, it was overwhelmingly loud at times. If they keep playing as updates come out I hope they actually use proximity chat. Despite my gripes sonny had fun in the wilderness even after the initial scuffed start, and I guess that's what matters. Thanks for the stream taichou, have a good rest of your day and see you tomorrow for noctyx MC! Please have a pov I'm begging you. o7

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>>44298000
otsonny kadet o7 i sort of want to just watch the boys play it next time. no hate to the girls just the moments of the boys being alone together hunting or building was fun to watch.

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>>44298000
otsu kadet! wife said they're likely to all have POVs for tomorrow

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>>44297883
Wife has been cursed with MC for 2 weeks in a row now

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Pomu is doing her 2nd outfit reveal, this is making me think that there's definitely an outfit backlog....so Luxiem outfits when?

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>>44299551
commissioned outfits have nothing to do with waves outfits im pretty sure

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>>44299551
luxiem outfits are ready and i'd wager have been ready for a while. i'd bet noctyx's are too. they just gotta debut them.

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God I wish this was me, I'd be sniffing the pape all day

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>>44299927
oh god I wish I could sniff that whole box

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>>44299641
It's just that pomu doing it after finana is making me go schizo kek, like they'll do all of Lazu's 2nd outfit before Luxiem. I now realised I sound insane.
>>44299813
I hope we get the debuts soon I really want to see the Lam bros outfits even if they don't really like it

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>>44296042
just as i was thinking about him... might as well

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>>44299994
She is living my fucking dreams man

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>>44299927
30ml of that shit is $200, i can't bring myself to splurge on a scent that doesn't even suit me.....
>>44300007
i'm sad wife doesn't seem to like whatever he got but i'm also selfish enough to not dwell on it if it turns out to be something i like. i'm giving his outfit the benefit of the doubt until i see it considering his track record as a drama queen

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>>44300367
as long as wife has a new cute or sexy hairstyle i'm ok with the outfit being meh

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>>44300367
If he doesn't like it because lam upgraded him from a twink to a twunk instead of a bear I'd laugh my ass off

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>>44300408
it's not like we're seeing more than the top half of his chest 90% of the time anyways

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My menhera boys

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>>44300540

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>>44300007
Pomu encouraged Finana to have hers earlier than she intended, and Elira doesn’t seem to have one ready, there’s nothing more to it

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>>44300459
wife conflicted because LAM is doing his best already but he wants a bigger chest still...

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>>44300615
I'm probably just schizophrenic

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>>44301153

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>>44301153
cute...

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How can a whore be this cute

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>>44300615
Elira already has hers ready. She's been teasing to release it definitely 1st half of this year or earlier.

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>>44301438
Well that just proves there’s no backlog for reveals

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>>44301379
I love that wife just gets shipped with whoever he has a collab with

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>>44300540
>>44300589
Yeeeeees, nice. Any and all cutting art is great, thank you

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>>44301384
whores that still have a drop of naivete in them are ripe for abuse

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>>44302228
The fact that he's showing it to his mom, I want to punch him.ToT

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sex with piochan (8 years old)

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Continuing my karaoke vod watching, he’s so effortlessly funny with his dumb tangents with the mops, I missed him so much goddamn

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He’s such a romantic kinda guy, no wonder he’s so loving towards us. The voices in my head got louder but it doesn’t really matter

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Vox should only sing slow ballads and sinatra type songs, that baka mitai was nice

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Upcoming Streams:
Ike Amnesia (1.5hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePbHgLhZJMQ
Alban Fears To Fathom (1.5hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asxvo6Yc6Iw
Hex Cat Offcollab (2hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY_olGthi8s
Vox Goose Game (3hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEKPbKKvAtM
Noctyx MC Server: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THEGKhi1OpY

oops got so wrapped up in demon watching that I forgot this was a new thread

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>>44309367
News:
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Iluna x Ensky Hobby Merch: https://twitter.com/Ensky_Hobby/status/1622430084715126785
Iluna x Sweets Paradise Collab: https://twitter.com/SP_collabo/status/1626511177332457473
Luxiem at Anime Impulse SD: https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1627397610410745857
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Noctyx Anniversary
Iluna 6 Months

reverse order today because I'm silly

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don't die yet

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sonnyban love and sex!

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the collab doesn't have thigh high socks with shu's design :c

but anyway sex with shu

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Ike and cat live

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whore little brother is live !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asxvo6Yc6Iw

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gato

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nijicitrus.....cute....collab more...

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I'm glad the shorts are back

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dumb cat

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Alban is brainless

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>>44309367
thank you teamup anon

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lol

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Uooh Alban's pants are wet ToT

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uwohhh alban sounds 8 years old......

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Not the mickey voice...

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alban peed his pants on stream.....

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he still sounds cute even with this disgusting voice

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alban is the dumbest nijien no doubt

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Wtf was that laugh

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that dog? me

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Alban cute!

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Ooh to be that dog..

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alban is such a brat

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This cat needs correction

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alban rape baiting on stream !

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ALBAN PEEING ON STREAM UOO TTOTT

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ALBAN YOU SOUND SO YOUNG TOT YOU NEED CORRECTION

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>>44314469
That's just the average alban knox stream

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Oh no doggy don't go...

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this nerd voice is growing on me...

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alban...

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stupid perverted whore sex cat needs correction

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cute alban needs rape

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He really is a fatty cat........

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https://www.youtube.com/live/oYlO2dbV2FY
shuu pr stream just in case yaminions didn't know

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>>44315276
luring the fatty cat into my basement with cat food.....stupid whore won't even realise he's being kidnapped TOT

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he's doing the thing ! いっらしゃいにゃせー TOT

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>>44315324
You don't even need to offer him food he's too dumb

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meuwlk

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alban is so cute i want to hug him

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magical shopping basket

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TOT alban is a kid on hajimete no otsukai.....

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Alban acting like a ten years old ToT

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fuck alban sounds like a little boy.....so cute TOT it's pee time.....

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Alban just peed on the floor

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alban turned this horror game stream into rape bait......not even scary anymore, it's just horny....sasuga sex cat......

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>don't touch me!!
TOT

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I'm so excited for baby

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He's so excited for the pizza...fatty..

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>my tubby hurts...TwT
MUST RAPE

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alban broke another game.....

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She's meowing! Baby is so cute uweeeeee

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He ate it all what a fat fuck

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I'm crying baby is so cute, her little meows kills me

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i hate the sounds the cctv makes

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Baby is so vocal! He gives her kissies and she answers his questions too, aaaaaa I love cats.

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aieee this dumb cat is making me panic

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Hex show us dusty too! I want to hear him meow

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i can't see shit

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My ears...

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I think the dog is going to die...

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>>44316944
god no i hope not.....TOT

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Baby loves taking showers and having her toe beans washed uweeeeee TT^TT

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god i want to hear alban scream again

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Your my favourite cat Hexxy

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alban......stop i'm fucking terrified

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>>44300367
What did he say about it that alluded or that?

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>>44317164
You lying whore stop saying you hate the cat outfit you've worn it two days in a row voluntarily now

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alban is so cute when he begs for help

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My kitty cat is purring and being a good boy ToT

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alban TOT his little voice when he says help is so cute

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Alban being this vulnerable uoooh ToT

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No Hex please give baby her toys I want to hear the jingles of cats playing

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oh nice line delivery alban.....

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TTOTT

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albans screams mcmckdkkdf

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alban has enhanced hearing even without his clippies on !

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You're baiting for a whiskers asset Hexxy stop being a liarrrrrr

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>>44317581
He's a cat irl!

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alban typing in chat when the game detects his mic is so fucking cute i love this stupid whore cat so much

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This is comfy somehow

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TOT

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>This is my aesthetic
You're such a baby

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Alban keeps dying..

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i HATE horror bgm.....

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Demon goose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEKPbKKvAtM

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>I'm self DEPRECIATING
oh hexxy your esl is so cute

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RUN ALBAN RUN

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>>44318135
Honk Honk

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Alban made it!

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Demon your octaves… he’s so comfortable and happy to be streaming again

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alban escaped his psycho ex !

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>>44318135
When will he release a documentary video, his voice is so good right now

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Alban playing horror games is the best because he's so cute when he's terrified...

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>>44318388
Hope we get some dorian grey next week

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aieeee alban why won't you have a pov tomorrow.....

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Hex is coming out with an orisong!

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>>44318525
he hates us..

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jp sisters....sugoi

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Demon wanting to be friends with the groundskeeper instead of being a meanace… CUTE

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ありがとう! テンキュ~

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>>44318388
Vox should do WoW history video

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>>44318596
WAIT HE MIGHT LOVE US

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>>44318779
KEK

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bye alban........please stream your POV tomorrow...i miss you......

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>click on sex cat stream
>ending
man I really can't catch a single stream of his live..........

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bye bye auban

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Hex's yandere ASMR is 12 minutes long....

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Alban...

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>>44318978
Small sexcat ToT

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>>44318910
he might stream his pov for minecraft tomorrow at 7pm pst so fingers crossed you can catch it live if he does....

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Hex is doing a JP learning stream with Meloco soon!

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>>44318910
He might stream his mc pov later...

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thank you for this alban....
https://voca.ro/1dxbK0bFID8j

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So many dog barks in Hex's stream

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>>44319170
Alban yandere bf rp when

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>>44319318
so torn between pathetic gamer bf asmr pt2 and a yandere bf asmr.........i want both..

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>>44319610
I wish he would do either..the soulless voice is very natural for him and cute...

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>>44318499
he trips over his words sometimes... i just want a legit documentary video at this point, his voice this stream is just right

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>no comfy wife stream
uuuuuuuuuuu I miss wife

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ever since the community post i’ve been missing him less—not in a bad way, it’s just that i miss him a normal amount now, maybe it’s because i have less to worry about since he’s admitting that he’s feeling a lot better. i’m also thankful he has all these PR streams lined up because even though they’re probably scheduled before his breakdown, he’s still willing to go through with them and all the meetings and preparations had probably let his minds preoccupied with something that wasn’t sadness during the worse time before. because i’ve learned firsthand that it’s better to have some routines to keep you afloat than to indulge yourself with the emptiness until it’s too hard to get back up.
also i hope all these streams could help getting him accustomed to streaming by himself again! he’s doing so well and even getting complimented, i’m so happy for him.
soon!

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milord silly today

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would fuck goose milord

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I’m gonna rrat that vox is on his meds today he is so calm. I like it

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wife LOVE!

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alive

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vox asmr where he has a vibe up his ass

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>>44321462
stay strong yaminion, it is nice when they send out a notice that they're okay and not feeling horrible so you worry less

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i miss wife

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Almost 6 hours of Ikey today! Only caught bits and pieces but from the sounds of it he wants to play nier after he finishes some of his current long-form games!

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Christ almighty I am really not looking forward to having to deal with Ennaschizo during the ITT collab next week.

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I hope kindredbro is tall, has dark hair, and a big nose so vox would slobber all over him

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>>44327713
isnt he mostly aiming his ramblings at luca

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>>44327918
He aims them at anyone who interacts with her.

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>>44327804
milord is into big noses? cute

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>>44327954
it seems aimed at luca mostly lately who hasnt interacted with her recently, hes easy to ignore once you recognize how he starts all his ramblings.

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>>44327986
During karaoke that’s the type of guy he said he was into. Brooding is optional

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>>44321462
I'm happy for him ToT he had so much fun at the indie games summit and the way he was so flustered when the mc pulled him out of the games he was getting so invested in TToTT cuteeee I love his gamer autist moments and i think he's getting back to the swing of things! interesting how 3 pr streams lined up in the same weekend though, hopefully it's helping him with easing back too... I'm glad he's been feeling much better!

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mysta revealing how much he's spent the past year in genshin alone gives me a better insight on how much they all make if he can do that

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>>44328551
he literally could write it off as a business expense, but I'm sure each of luxiem are well on their way to millionaire status

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>>44328551
I wish he would just not spend on gacha... Literally do almost anything else with the money, spend it on something actually tangible instead of waifu png you'll lose access to play with once EOS. I don't care if they can "write off" the gacha expenses.

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>>44327804
im ngmi

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>>44328740
i knew he spent a lot on gacha especially when he came back from his month break and said he had plans on spending his entire paycheck on genshin but knowing the big number is pretty concerning

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tax write off means your taxed income is lower. but you still clicked on the retard skinner box

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>>44328657
if luxiem makes that much, i want to know what the other boys make. luxiem is different because popularity but the rest of the boys arent exactly unpopular either

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>>44327986
Time to pull out this collage again

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Are we sure that Shu didn't just get addicted to the oji-san cock he got when Luxiem visited the gay parks and now has no time to stream.

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>>44328929
Add this guy

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>>44328851
It’s ok bro you can still be his puppy

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>>44329093
hoping and praying

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>>44329015
luxiem should go visit him in america and help hm out with his addiction

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>>44329015
no bc I'm having sex with him

(but unironically no, you can take his words at face value especially if you're a yam)

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>>44329017
His type is very laser focused on tall dark hair men with big noses

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>>44329341
That’s why I was kinda surprised that he went right out and said it. Good for him

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>>44328551
Ike was actually talking about this earlier in his stream.
>"I'm glad you're here, Ikey"
>Yeah, I'm glad I'm here, too! I am very glad that I'm here. I'm very fortunate and very happy. Nijisanji's a life-changing experience, like being able to be here, for a lot of people. I wish that it was more life-changing for me, because... I-I hate talking about financial stuff, but... it- it would be a lot- much larger change for me, if it weren't for the- the place that I live. [laughs] I know that some people might think that people from Nijisanji are just like absolutely ballin'... because they read somewhere online about XYZ, and I can assure you, at least for myself, that is very much not the case. I'm still- still doing the exact same thing that I was, before I got recruited."
To clarify, I think he means "place that I live" is in reference to Sweden, since he said taxes there are atrocious and has complained about it before.

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>>44329857
Yeah well the swedes pay an astronomical amount of taxes but at least it goes back to helping the citizen like free healthcare and free education

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>>44329524
His type literally is just adam driver and various other derivatives of his look

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>>44329857
it's hard for me to keep up with ike that i still dont know if the rrat that he lives in canada and sweden is true. but i would understand that, shu also still lives with his parents as far as we know too.

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>>44329857 (me)
To give my own two cents, Mysta has over 1 million subscribers on YouTube along with Vox, they're also more well-known out of Luxiem, so I think that helps with them getting more donations. Also, Mysta streams on Twitch sometimes, and I'm sure he gets extra money from that, too.

I think we're also forgetting that gacha addicts are a different breed. I've seen people whose income, living alone or otherwise, is average pay, and still spend hundreds of dollars just to get a png they want.

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>>44329857
This will be used for bait in the future thanks to you transcribing it so neatly. Time stamp would've sufficed, since subhumans barely care about him to watch. Thank you so much.

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>>44330199
Anything gets used as bait. I posted about Ike thanking a supa that said 'I love you' and it got turned into gender war bait for like a week.

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>>44330199
everything is bait, once you learn that nothing matters.

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>>44330309
>>44330254
Yeah, I would still prefer for fans to not be absolute morons and serve shitposters the material on the golden platter already chewed up and ready for consumption. Transcribing all of it is retarded and feels like you want him to be shitposted about so fuck you anyway.

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>>44330198
Gacha also gives them more views and money so it's kind of a self sustaining cycle, do the gacha lose the money but the views makes up for it

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>>44330426
Why are quilldrens so angry today

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>>44330198
im not judging mysta too harshly for it since it's the amount he spent across an entire year from what he tweeted. im sure ike is well off that he's not dying, he's a miku hatsune figure collector and we all know she gets a new figure every other day we breathe. i just found it interesting since luca could also afford his own house about 8 months into their career, mysta and vox also moved out of their old places. tax differences across countries

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>>44330426
you treat ike like he's been shitposted on this board like vox, mysta and luca has when it's nothing in comparison. now theyre going to because youre throwing a fit about it

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>>44330481
I'm a Quilldren too and I don't even know. If they wanna hatefuck me they should just do it already.

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>>44330605
Quilldrens were also angry as hell in main this morning, something is in the water today

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>>44330714
they didnt sleep like ike so they could catch his streams so theyre cranky

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When will my oshi pee himself on stream?

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>>44331042

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>>44331066
If your oshi is Alban, the probability is higher than you think

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>>44331066
in 2 weeks

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baby wife being forced into the kayak ToT

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>>44331166
>>44331175
comfydant hivemind

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>>44331223
I saw the first post pop up the second I pressed submit

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>>44331223
The hive mind is kind of scary it's like we're all clones of each other

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>>44331809
sheep do tend to follow each other

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>>44331555
Fuuchan is just a whole sheep between buns

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>>44331969
Sheeps certainly do that

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>>44332192
fuuchan is just a sheep farmer from the future

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Which one of you fuckerd drew this

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>>44332329
He's not a farmer he's the sheep

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>>44332809
does the sheep fuck the farmer or does the farmer fuck the sheep

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>>44332982
It's whatever you want it to be

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>>44332809
god I wish I were that farmer, all the sheep milk and cologne smelling wool...

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damn they doctor manhattan'ed the yugo plushie from uki's bg

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>>44334144
He’s still in Uki’s outro, but who knows for how long

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doppio and kyo collab changed to more league of legends

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milord gentle and cute today

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

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>>44335508
ugh...not league

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>>44335508
i have found the one thing i will not watch piochan stream

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I want to be sandwiched between them. They can fuck me then fuck eachother

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>>44336797
Better than apex or valorant thought

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>>44337726
>league
>better than anything
Maybe overwatch. Definitely not apex.

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>>44337726
id rather watch apex and valorant over league any day

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>>44338010
>>44337877
Bad taste. Fps games are disgusting and can’t even be used as background noise. League isn’t as loud and annoying

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>>44338365
okay league player

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>>44338365
t. lol player

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aieeeeeee I miss noctyx

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>>44337364
This ike outfit is so sex

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Do they have a ship name?

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>>44341050
fuldrops? i've seen a chinese sister call it tofu, which i find cuter

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>>44341050
not yet I think...fuudrops?

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>>44331156
Actually. He peed himself in today's stream.

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>>44341629
yeah I drank it

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who's the father

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Sleeping to his voice is always so nice. I can’t believe it’s been a year since he got his asmr mic

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>>44343035
Didn't know there was fan art of pregnant alban holy sexo ( It's me btw)

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>>44343035
who isn't?

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>>44343035
he's just fat

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>>44343155
it's new

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>>44326462
thank you anon!
>>44328488
right? i really missed him playing games by himself… he’s always being so cute. let’s wait for the good news, some time soon!

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the children are playing league
https://youtu.be/II--l15xgEg

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>>44332442
KEK

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>>44332442
what the fuck is that??? his dick or a prolapse???

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>>44347200
It's his fucking dick ducks have weird ass dicks

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>>44341451
Oh that's so cute dofu so they call it tofu

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watching the goose vod again and i decided this is the best version of his voice

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>>44347389
kindreds..........

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I miss my mom

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>>44348651
a little over 2hours til we hear his voice again… i hope he’s horny again and has a pov

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>>44348830
I hope he has his pov or else I will cry

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Is anyone watching the Kyo and Doppi collab?

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>>44343035
Fat bitch rape

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>>44349617
i dont like league so i dropped out but they had decent chemistry together when i was watching

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Are all Takoyakis architects?

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>>44349051
kms i jinks it i hate myself i”m gonna cry……………

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>>44351064
i'm going to kill you

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>>44351064
who else has a POV..... i hope sex cat has one....

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>>44341050
s-sauce

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>>44351132
i hope my death is ample tribute for his pov next noctyx collab……..

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>>44351064
Comfydant are you drunk...

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>>44351064
it's actually my fault for making it home in time to catch it live. i should skip on watching the lam bros collab monday just in case, the fuck is my shit luck.

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>>44351401
https://twitter.com/karuuu31/status/1632096905269489669

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why is vox so cute and handsome i love him

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He's a goose boy

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Cat mention on dragon karaoke cute!

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>>44351639
Thanks!
Also a bit sad we don’t get wife pov because he promised us we’d get more of his pov, but it’s minecraft so it’s not really needed. Just hope wife is too miserable and is horny like last time.

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>>44350834

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Does anyone know what sonnyban video Elira was talking about

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>>44351780
OUR WIFEMOM IS A FUCKING LIAR I'LL NEVER BELIEVE HIM EVER AGAIN

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>>44351571
i wish i was… just had a shitty day and haven’t eaten anything so was gonna make a nice dinner and wind down to wife only to find out he’s not even streaming……….. wife….. miss you… im too sad and tired i’ll just find myself some crackers

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>>44351982
he doesn't exactly have a great track record... i only believe POVs for which i see a waiting room nice and early

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>>44352072
Treat yourself to a nice dinner anon it'll make you feel better
>>44352099
I hate him I hate him I hate him

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>>44351857
Is that a yes or no?

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>>44352225
times like these i'm glad i'm not a yume, i'd develop trust issues. are we really gonna end up with only one POV again..... i hate noctyx

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I didn't know Suha and Alban fucked in japan...not fair..

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>>44352347
I hate him he is always lying to us.........

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>>44352564
Alban took suha to a god damn tenga shop, they're definitely having freaky orgies in japan

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>>44352564
that lucky sexcat

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>>44352564
i think i posted in main before but.....they couldn't stop talking about how they shared the same bed the whole trip....and they got drunk together every night......and they gave eachother a big big hug when they left japan...

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>>44352651
Suha you lucky bastard

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That's it, I'm convinced that Luxiem went to the gay park and that bush sex was so good that the other guys go to japan to have some ojisans relieve their stress

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>>44352695
Does Alban secret pheromones or something why does everyone want to fuck him

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>>44352762
Noctyx introduced them to the sex parks

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>>44352695
AIEEEEEEE

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>>44352809
He is el gato del sexo for a reason

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>>44352809
he's the prime omega cat....who wouldn't want to fuck this.....he cries cutely and he's probably really flexible too....he's THE SEXCAT....

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From now on, "I went to japan" really means "I went to japan to get railed in the gay park with my coworkers"

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>>44352942
>>44352970
How many people in Niji wants to fuck the cat?

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>>44353199
Sonny, Fulgur and Suha definitely have something going on with him

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>>44353199
from the top of my head......suha, sonny, fulgur but i think he wants sexcat to fuck him...for girls...nagi wants to dominate him, mahimahi wants to see him fucked by other men...even outside of niji.....altare... but oddly enough even with this sonnyban has such a tight grip on albans ships you barely even see suha/alban even though they basically fucked in japan....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlFFasg4kRo

predictions, anons?

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>>44353905
He's gonna be like the other mafia boss and cum on stream

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I swear to god if Elira slipped that Sonny and Alban were in Japan together

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i looked at luca's prechat and theyre talking about him killing jfk

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>>44353977
Holy...I hope this actually happens

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>>44354098
I mean, he did 911

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>>44354061
please no.. the fujo takos will go crazy.....scary..

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>>44354170
he did but we said that here, seeing it in his prechat full of twitter fans felt uncanny

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>>44353799
>spoiler
Unity through hot gay sex ToT

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Alban.....please... your pov.....

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I want Luca to nut on stream I would just

Please

I've been good I've been loyal

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>>44355092
Anon, I'm praying with you

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>>44355092
this spacing, why did you space your post this way

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no....alban retweeted ukis pov.....he hates us....

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>>44353799
Sonny will commit police brutality towards Alban's other suitors

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which whore for the next op i can't choose aie

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>>44355684
just do noctyx

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>>44355684
This whore <3

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>>44355520
I HATE this cat

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I feel so bad for laughing but this had my sides in orbit