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44275817 No.44275817 [Reply] [Original]

>your Osho weighs 400 pounds
What do you do?

>> No.44275915

>>44275817
Steal their lipo fat and make vtuber soap

>> No.44275935

>>44275817
Superchat some salad?

>> No.44276005

What is an osho? I only know of oshi

>> No.44276765

>>44276005
Rajneesh (born Chandra Mohan Jain; 11 December 1931– 19 January 1990), also known as Acharya Rajneesh,[2] Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh,[1] and later as Osho (/ˈoʊʃoʊ/), was an Indian godman,[3] mystic, and founder of the Rajneesh movement.[1] He was viewed as a controversial new religious movement leader during his life. He rejected institutional religions,[4][1][5] insisting that spiritual experience could not be organized into any one system of religious dogma.[6] As a guru, he taught a form of meditation called dynamic meditation and advocated that his followers live fully but without attachment, a rejection of traditional ascetic practices.[6] In advocating a more progressive attitude to human sexuality[7] he caused controversy in India during the late 1960s and became known as "the sex guru".

>> No.44276891

>>44275817
>Tomar, would you still love me if I gained like 400 pounds?

>> No.44277024

Feed her more

>> No.44277039

ask her to sit on my face

>> No.44277229

>chain her to her bed
>limit calorie intake semen only diet
>sexercise

>> No.44277296
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44277296

>>44275817
fuck her

>> No.44277345

finally, a free bed

>> No.44277526

>>44275817
I carry that weight

>> No.44277762

>>44275817
I would never pick a lardass as my oshi

>> No.44277869

>>44275817
Support her Idol dreams so her dance reps slim her down.

>> No.44277900

>>44275817
My oshi just had dental surgery so she could unhinge her jaw and swallow 12" subs whole like a snake.

>> No.44277916

>>44275817
Polka oruka?

>> No.44277979
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>>44275817
Ask her why she didn't gain to the weight goal I told her to hit. Double her feedings as punishment

>> No.44278372

>>44275817
well, knowing that OP is probably even fatter than her, i suggest you both hit the fucking gym, fatty

>> No.44278685

>>44275817
>bench press her to assert dominance
>get rid of all the fatty food in the house via burning it in front of her bedroom window
>tell her she can start getting sweets again once she starts working out
>if she starts getting Uber eats or a delivery service, channel my inner /pol/lack and show up at the door in a klan hood until we get blacklisted from all delivery services in a tri-state area

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>>44275817
>only 400
too skinny

>> No.44280363

>Throw some baby powder to find the wet spot
>Lift the flap
>Start pounding away

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44280437

>>44275817
Chunkeronii real?

>> No.44280978

>>44275817
beg her to sit on me and bully me

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>>44280437
>you've cum
I have

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44281166

>>44275817
>tfw no 400 pound kronii that you get to slam all day and caress

>> No.44281720

>>44275817
>Pounds
Of course it always the Americans the one with fat fetish.

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