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NASFAQ General - Look at Gura's feet edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (global hi beebs) (heimins) (embed)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>44077566

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 35)
>Mio :: $15,562.84
>Nene :: $9,639.46
>Suisei :: $8,749.96

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 45)
>Miko :: -$22,862.99
>Rurudo :: -$14,062.50
>Kovalskia :: -$10,509.19

Overall Average Adjustment is -$233.37
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,592.38
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,208.95

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and go watch Divegrass in 3 hours.

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>> No.44244810

>>44242193
good op

>> No.44246967

bump

>> No.44247308

Bets will start closing in 30 minutes.
VTL4 Hype

>> No.44247456

>>44242193
gurafeetcoin when

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>> No.44251334

vtl4 is starting now, come watch!
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
We don't play til tomorrow

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>>44226364
>>44229044
>>44231277

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>>44252206
>love haaton

>> No.44253217

betting board updated https://betting-iscringe.github.io/

>> No.44255592

CAM ON VTLEAGUE SCOR SOME FAKIN GOALS

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AAAAAAAAAAAA I KEEP WINNING MY BETS IT'S FRIDAY SOMEONE LIST A YELLOW CARD SO I CAN BUY IT FOR $1BN

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mis agay

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>> No.44273890

who's been drawing dicks?

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 64.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 250,652,731, a change of 0.05% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,133,159. There are 29 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 18 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 2 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 44):
>Rurudo :: +15.7%
>Aruran :: +8%
>Vesper :: +7.9%
>Altare :: +6.8%
>Baelz :: +4.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 36):
>Astel :: -8%
>Temma :: -7.1%
>Nana :: -7.0%
>Risu :: -5.8%
>Ayame :: -5.5%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,305,561.00 liquid to start with. This is a change of 2.18% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $11,530,911,311,083.50, a change of 2.47% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $46,003.53. There are 22 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 7 days.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 50):
>Miyabi :: +33.8%
>Sora :: +31.4%
>Mio :: +30.0%
>Melfissa :: +26.3%
>Okayu :: +23.4%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 30):
>Altare :: -38.4%
>Miko :: -36.6%
>Rurudo :: -28.4%
>Kovalskia :: -27.3%
>Iofi :: -23.3%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $48.49 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $119.92 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$84.18 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Rurudo :: $537.79 Up :: $5,736.42 from adj.
>Marine :: $427.01 Up :: $4,554.82 from adj.
>Miko :: $353.25 Up :: $3,767.97 from adj.
>Altare :: $332.15 Up :: $3,542.97 from adj.
>Gura :: $289.00 Up :: $3,082.69 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nabi :: -$1.46 Down :: -$15.52 from adj.
>Lamy :: $3.05 Up :: $32.56 from adj.
>Shien :: -$6.53 Down :: -$69.66 from adj.
>Hololive :: -$9.67 Down :: -$103.14 from adj.
>Kaoru :: $10.10 Up :: $107.77 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprhensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.
There's 17 cycles left until Dividends.

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>> No.44275666

>>44274620
Thanks as always!

>> No.44278707

>>44242193
Cute feet

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>> No.44290453

Friday night bump

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>>44290453
yay late night bumping

>> No.44296781

>>44290795
Again.
No divvies? Nothing? Guys? Are you still alive? Don't leave me...

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>>44296781
What's up

>> No.44298917

>>44296781
sounds like a skill issue

>> No.44299920

>>44298917
How is other people not posting an issue with my skill?

>> No.44301583

>>44247456
soon

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Like a flash from the blue, it's time for the Dividends Review.

Total dividend pool this week was $88,553.95. This is an 11.02% decrease from last week's pool.
Average payout per share was $1,106.92. This is 4.03% higher than the average of $1,064.04.
25 coins paid out over the average payout.

Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:
>Marine :: -$8045.29 :: -51.03%
>Gura :: -$1192.72 :: -38.17%
>Mio :: $1057.78 :: 107.02%
>Pekora :: $964.00 :: 34.15%
>Sora :: -$930.40 :: -54.92%

Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:
>Kaoru :: $0.50 :: 4.54%
>Polka :: -$0.95 :: -0.07%
>Sana :: -$2.03 :: -1.54%
>Pochimaru :: -$2.55 :: -3.33%
>Kronii :: $3.60 :: 0.92%

Overall Average Dividend Change was -$137.07
Average Dividend Increase was $255.70
Average Dividend Decrease was -$398.92

Don't forget we play in divegrass tomorrow. Make sure to throw some of that divvy money at the gambling.

>> No.44302296

>people bet on nasfaq to win
I can't believe people love burning money this much

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>> No.44305347

>>44290795
I love this

>> No.44306460
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Here's an overview of the gambling for Day 1.

Total winnings for today were $7,392,015,535.
Match with the highest pot was /manstars/ vs /#/
Match with the largest number of unique gamblers was also /manstars/ vs /#/
1 Gambler has not won any bet.

Top 3 Match Winners by Odds:
>/who/ vs /HiRyS/ - 1:2.8 for /HiRyS/
>/vtwbg/ vs /pyon/ - 1:3 for Draw
>/pcg/ vs /skynetFC/ - 1:1.6 for /pcg/

Top 3 Matches by Winrate:
>/who/ vs /HiRyS/ and /vtwbg/ vs /pyon/ - 50% of gamblers profited
>/XtsunX/ vs /ggg/ - 46% of gamblers profited
>/manstars/ vs /#/ - 40% of gamblers profited

See you all in 5 hours for adjustments.

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fuck I fell asleep and didn't >Divs

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>>44306953

>> No.44308847

>>44307025
Amazing soundpost

>> No.44309110

>>44306460
>1 Gambler has not won any bet.
Considering the utter embarrassment against Wah last time, I honestly didn't expect anything else

>> No.44312499

>>44242193
toes

>> No.44313687

>>44308847
10q
just wait until later today

>> No.44315644

>>44313687
Looking forward to your next work Wah dicks anon

>> No.44316156

>>44242193
I wanna suck Gura's toes.

>> No.44316178

>>44315644
I don't want to let you down or get your hopes up, I've no upcoming works but you will hear wahDICKS in a different setting...

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just unsubbed to almost all of the Holopros excluding Marine, Laplus, Subaru, and Nowa. There's no point in subbing to everyone anyway since Holopoi exists. I don't really want my notifications to be flooded with Hololive-related shit I will never watch in the first place

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44317960

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 29)
>Gura :: $116,538.64
>Hololive :: $19,973.24
>Aki :: $18,093.11

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 51)
>Mio :: -$16,781.14
>Nene :: -$13,397.09
>Rurudo :: -$12,430.62

Overall Average Adjustment is $155.81
Average Upward Adjustment is $8,181.11
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,407.60

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and divegrass in 3 hours.

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>>44317960
>>Gura :: $116,538.64
oh nyo I have to shit

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>>44317960

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Fund Autism for Week 37
New Fund : HAG LLC
Currently on a gura spike so every fund benefits
Five Nations on a multi week super spurt, altough im sure potato being majority shareholder and added to members has absolutely nothing at to do with it you cant see the graphite cause its not there youre delusional.
PISS doing well too

>> No.44322897

>>44316561
>Marine, Laplus, Subaru, and Nowa
Interesting choice...

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>> No.44325094

>>44251334
Starting once again! We are playing today as well

>> No.44326457

Jesus, I stopped playing about 6 months ago. How did inflation get so god damn bad ?

>> No.44326660

>>44326457
theres too much money in the system
every post divs theres nothing to do for the top 10 buy x10 buy all coins and x1000 buy all funds regardless of the loss and its making everything grow
even the biggest of spikes will plataeu flat instead of go down, cause the same people are x10 buying
there is no coming back from this, were stuck in it now

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>>44326660

>> No.44327778

>>44326660
fake, none of you can afford to x1000 my fund every day

>> No.44328145

>>44327778
i can afford 1000x your asspussy which is $0
in fact you pay others

>> No.44328719

>>44328145
you wish you could afford that huh

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Lets gooo

>> No.44332156

>>44330608
which video was that victory anthem again
i know it was the one with cloned haachamas with red blood nether portal walls but was it deleted with the rest of the haachama dark videos

>> No.44332304

>>44332156
nvm found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRCfFS0SsCk

>> No.44332555

>>44332304
Too fast for me..

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WE ARE UP NEXT AFTER DOOG AND HAG

https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

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>>44333673
bbb empowered by aki too busy parting her legs for chat to not score an own goal

>> No.44334672

>>44334300
Oh my...

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>>44333673
STARTING

>> No.44335068

>>44334300
It can't be helped. She was drunk.

>> No.44336763

10 saves...

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We wonnnn

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>>44302296

>> No.44337920

>>44337020
Um, what I meant to say is that I am the one who loves burning money, actually. Haha, so fun!

>> No.44339322

>>44326660
Out of curiosity, how much do you top 10 anons have in your balance right now?

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>>44339322
I can give you 11th place.
I spent 10 billion on funds today though.

>> No.44340039

>>44339322
Not top 10 but as a top 20 active trader, 20bill after selling a lot of funds today.

>> No.44341330

JWU. did >we win?

>> No.44341482

>>44341330
Yes, actually. 0-1.

>> No.44341485

betting board updated betting-iscringe.github.io/

>> No.44341511

>>44341482
who did >we win against?

>> No.44342017

I haven't been in a while but did the old movie night end up stopping ?

>> No.44342278

>>44342017
guy hosting it got busy learning Python

>> No.44342521

>>44342017
I think there has been a couple ready to go, theres just been other stuff on like divegrass today, or no one responded with interest the other week. Also some people said about changing the time but no times have been given.

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Hosting a community AMQ game (been a while), get in here: https://animemusicquiz.com/

Room ID: nasfaqg | Password: firefox

Feel free to either use a guest account or make a proper one. You can add a list too to tailor the quiz, just make sure to set it to private if you care about anonymity. Guests can't talk, so if you'd like to do that then you'll need to make an account.

Instructions for if we're playing Battle Royale: You move around with your keyboard's arrow keys and click on things to loot them so that they show up in the quiz pool. You answer with the name of the anime, not the name of the song or artist. If you join mid-match you'll have to spectate, but you'll be able to join as a player after the game is over (games usually last around 15-20 minutes).
These lobbies tend to last a while, so don't be discouraged from joining late.

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>>44345136
>Guests can't talk
You cant play as a guest either just spectate.
Wish you could do more as a guest because then id join

>> No.44348382

>>44348339
You can play, you just have to wait for the current game to end. It shouldn't be too hard to make an account and talk though, right?

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 61.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 250,895,001, a change of 0.10% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,136,188. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 19 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 45):
>Rurudo :: +13.6%
>Altare :: +7.3%
>Aruran & Vesper :: +5.6%
>Nachoneko :: +4.7%
>Ollie :: +4.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 35):
>Miyabi :: -10.7%
>Ayamy :: -6.2%
>Astel :: -5.9%
>Syrios :: -5.3%
>Ayame :: -5.1%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,348,635.50 liquid to start with. This is a change of 3.30% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $12,285,066,560,976.10, a change of 6.54% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $48,964.97. There are 22 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, finally breaking Suisei's 7-day streak.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 47):
>Gura :: +87.7%
>Korone :: +48.6%
>Altare :: +39.1%
>Aki :: +37.7%
>Flare :: +23.2%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 33):
>Mio :: -31.6%
>Nachoneko :: -27.7%
>Nene :: -26.8%
>AZKi :: -21.7%
>Luna :: -21%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $59.57 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $124.09 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$67.08 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Rurudo :: $497.90 Up :: $5,062.00 from adj.
>Marine :: $368.52 Up :: $3,746.62 from adj.
>Gura :: -$311.42 Down :: -$3,166.09 from adj.
>Fauna :: $293.48 Up :: $2,983.72 from adj.
>Chloe :: $256.66 Up :: $2,609.37 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nabi :: -$0.20 Down :: -$2.08 from adj.
>Calliope :: -$0.86 Down :: -$8.75 from adj.
>Kronii :: -$2.54 Down :: -$25.79 from adj.
>Mumei :: -$4.34 Down :: -$44.12 from adj.
>Kaoru :: $14.15 Up :: $143.86 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

Carnage Report up shortly.

>> No.44349145
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44349145

Like a spark from the blue, here's the Gambling Carnage Review.
We're in Day 2 of VTL4. There's another 11 days of this, so pace yourselves.

Total winnings for today were $8,123,197,777. Overall winnings so far have been $15,515,213,312.
Match with the highest pot was /hfz/ vs /uuu/, at $1,348,670,000.
Match with the highest number of gamblers was /vrt/ vs /vsinger/, at 26 unique gamblers.
5 Gamblers did not win any bets today. 3 Gamblers overall have yet to win a single bet.
6 New gamblers participated that had yet to participate thus far.

Top 3 Matches Today by Odds of Winning:
>/mogu/ vs /fvr/ - 1:4.1
>/vrt/ vs /vsinger/ - 1:2.1
>/hlgg/ vs /ybc/ - 1:1.8

Top 3 Matches Today by Profit Rate:
>/chama/ vs /niji/ - 50%
>/nepolabo/ vs /774/ - 42%
>/mogu/ vs /fvr/ - 35%

Top 5 Money Matches (All Days):
>/hfz/ vs /uuu/ - $1,348,670,000
>/chama/ vs /niji/ - $1,143,875,000
>/manstars/ vs /#/ - $1,136,910,000
>/wah/ vs /nasfaqg/ - $1,040,520,000
>/vrt/ vs /vsinger/ - $983,815,000

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

>> No.44350230
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>> No.44353761

Bump

>> No.44353895

looking for a temporary CEO of BIG PLANS
requirements: do adjustment trades

>> No.44353903

meow

>> No.44354685
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>>44353903
Nya~

>> No.44354929
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44354929

All Day 3 bets are up now.
Go gamble on tomorrow's matches!

>> No.44355147

>>44341511
Against our very first opponent, /wah/!
this >>44307025 played as our goalhorn
>>44342278
kek
>>44342017
what >>44342521 said

>> No.44355616

>>44355147
Ah when you do next host it whats the movie gonna be ?

>> No.44355673

>>44355616
Divegrass is on next week and the week after...I've no idea. I don't know if anyone actually showed for The Hateful Eight, which was the last scheduled one. I was busy that day but I did have it queued up and ready...

>> No.44355750

>>44355673
i would have shown up unironically if i had known

>> No.44355955
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44355955

verify my email you fuckers i wanna bet on footy

>> No.44356133

>>44355673
Damn, I would have shown up for that. Haven't seen it since the theaters

>> No.44356222

>>44355750
>>44356133
well then it's decided, The Hateful Eight once divegrass ends

>> No.44361572

movie bump

>> No.44362396

>>44353895
How long do you need a trader for?

>> No.44363488

Reminder that discord killed nasfaq

>> No.44365524

Reminder that mori killed nasfaq

>> No.44365549

>>44363488
I've yet to see any proof of this discord you speak about

>> No.44366522

I'm the one who singlehandedly killed nasfaq though? Please give me proper credit for that

>> No.44367430

>>44363488
>>44365549
>>30900975

>> No.44368056

>>44367430
Literally who

>> No.44369893

Nasfaq died when the devs got busy and couldn't put out enough stuff to keep people hooked.
Nasfaq died when the pandemic ended so most went back to their regular lives and couldn't sit in front of a pc all time checking an autism simulator that punished people for not checking, it doesn't help that the site is shit on mobile.
And last but not least, in fact the most important one, nasfaq died when all my friends went away and there was no one left to talk with that I cared, you might blame this on any of the two things mentioned above or gayposting or romanceposting or whatever the fuck you want, but my friends won't be back.
Those 3 things are what killed nasfaq in my opinion.

>> No.44370072

>>44369893
I'm not your friend, buddy

>> No.44370148

>>44370072
No shit, if you were I wouldn't be mentioning the third point.

>> No.44370382
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44370382

>>44370148
I don't think you got it

>> No.44370476

>>44369893
I can be your friend if you promise not to be too weird, I can take pretty weird but not TOO weird.

>> No.44370477

>>44370072
well he’s not your buddy, guy

>> No.44370563

>>44370477
I'm not your guy, friend!
thank you

>> No.44370576

>>44370382
South Park is not funny

>> No.44370747

>>44370576
pretty sure I was in high school when I saw "Canada on Strike", that bit still makes me laugh

>> No.44370934

>>44369893
sorry darling, was just a little shitpost

>> No.44373725
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44373725

>>44369893

>> No.44375917

>>44370576
you shut your whore mouth
the other thing about south park is just like simpsons and alex jones the difference between specuilative parody and real life is 3 years

>> No.44377198
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yo yo yo

>> No.44377269
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>>44377198
yoyoyo

>> No.44377425
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44377425

>>44377198
yo yo yo

>> No.44377753
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>>44377198
yoyo, yo dayo~

>> No.44378834
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44378834

>>44377198

>> No.44378837

>>44377198
Yo

>> No.44379941

You can't die yet nasfaqg

>> No.44381202
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>> No.44383042

Not like this Pochi... You were supposed to get 100K+ on your return...

>> No.44384360

bump

>> No.44385795

>>44355955
What is your username? I'll try poke honk again to get the emails back up.
-trial dev

>> No.44385965

>>44385795
Taba

>> No.44386646

>>44369893
I'm sorry that I'm not interesting enough to be one of the cool boys

>> No.44387827
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>> No.44392802
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>> No.44394565

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I have to shit

>> No.44394570

Trial dev poking honk's unmoving body with a stick to see if he's still alive

>> No.44394727
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44394727

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 22)
>Amelia :: $37,359.88
>Botan :: $22,951.61
>Roboco :: $16,951.02

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 58)
>Gura :: -$109,369.96
>Aki :: -$31,459.19
>Ayamy :: -$27,502.88

Overall Average Adjustment is -$3,088.17
Average Upward Adjustment is $6,723.69
Average Downward Adjustment is -$6,809.91

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and divegrass in 3 hours.

>> No.44394855

Yay Pochi didn't crash

>> No.44395160

An issue I've been having for about a week now, is my autobuyer buying stuff when it is turned off.
And no, it is not still on from the previous day.

>> No.44395302

>>44395160
Normal or fund trading? After toggling it to off/on, do a page refresh and check its actually toggled correctly. Don't think anyone else has reported this before and I've personally never seen it, if not then just clear the trades and save that as a workaround, but i'd be interested to see if you could recreate this.
-trial dev

>> No.44395382

>>44395302
Normal trading. I'll try this tomorrow (It is fixed after turning it on and back off again) and see.
Also you haven't replied to my ingame DMs for like a month...

>> No.44395521

>>44395382
Emails have been down, I havent been able to login to the dev account unfortunately.
>>44394570
I know this is half a meme, but the last update I had from honk is that he was busy with irl stuff and has to take a break, but did promise he would be back 'soon'. I didn't want to pry further obviously but thats the latest information I have.
-trial dev

>> No.44395851

>>44395521
Ah man...
Trialdev love

>> No.44395987

>>44362396
hopefully just one week

>> No.44398191
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gay nasfaq sex

>> No.44398466
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44398466

>>44398191
gay nasfaq sex

>> No.44398664
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>>44398191
gay nasfaq sex

>> No.44399102
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>>44398466
nuru nuru
>>44398664
ew kimoi its a real homo faggot

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>>44399102
puru puru

>> No.44400067

>>44395521
if I can AI generate a doujin of sex with ms. honk do you think she'll come back?

>> No.44403895

AI generated gay nasfag sex bump

>> No.44403899

>>44395987
I'll trade for the fund unless someone puts does it before me. The balance is a bit high right now so I'll try to reduce it

>> No.44406162

>>44395160
clearing the trades doesnt always work either i have this too
my workaround is to not just clear it, but save one blue trade and then it works

>> No.44406359

>>44406162
Could it be a browser thing? Chrome and Safari has been fine for me

>> No.44406532
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44406532

>>44398664
why must you make it bara
where is the hololive crossdressing shota like the touhou transformation stuff

>> No.44406542

>>44406359
I'm the anon he replied to and I'm on chrome

>> No.44406585

>>44406532
UUOHHH WILLY ToT

>> No.44407749

>>44406532
WILLY WILLY WILLY

>> No.44408819

>>44406585
>>44407749
reminds me of when the term cunny was coined and the shota threads were trying to get a similar term and went "cute and silly shota willy"

>> No.44408979

>>44408819
Wasn't it wild and silly?

>> No.44408987

>>44408819
Wild and silly Gura... ToT

>> No.44411001
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44412024

With 200 one million gacha rolls (thx trialdev), here is some meaningless data:
Average amount of bills gotten in these 200 rolls: 481,875
Median: 482
Lowest amount of bills in one roll: 437
Highest amount of bills in one roll: 532

Is it possible to get below 400 and above 600 bills in one roll?

>> No.44412130

>>44408979
yeah wild and silly

>> No.44414104

>>44412024
holy based

>> No.44417216

speaking of gacha, i thought we were maybe getting some new gacha items soon? Or have I just deluded myself into thinking that.

>> No.44419256

>>44417216
I have the last batch of kindly created hats downloaded, just waiting for honk to get back to add them in.
-trial dev

>> No.44420089

>>44419256
T.T so in the end it all comes down to honkler again

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>> No.44425358

>>44253217
updated

>> No.44427712

>>44403899
thank you sir

>> No.44428096

>>44412024
I suppose it does 1000 coin tosses to decide if you will get something (bills/items) or not. You probably can get less than 400 bills but that would be very unlikely

>> No.44429627
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44429627

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 251,745,202, a change of 0.34% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,146,815. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 19 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 46):
>Rurudo :: +11.8%
>Nachoneko :: +8.1%
>AZKi :: +6.4%
>Ui :: +4.3%
>Rikka & Mio :: +4.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 34):
>Astel :: -6.2%
>Zeta :: -5.1%
>Roboco :: -4.8%
>Miyabi :: -4.7%
>Moona :: -4.4%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,299,955.72 liquid to start with. This is a change of -3.61% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $11,521,197,743,166.30, a change of -6.22% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $45,765.31. There are 23 coins with a value above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, immediately snatching it from Gura.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 41):
>Amelia :: +88.8%
>Botan :: +58.1%
>Luna :: +57.2%
>Subaru :: +37.6%
>Roboco :: +25.7%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 39):
>Ayamy :: -54.8%
>Aki :: -50.6%
>Mio :: -48%
>Gura :: -45.1%
>Syrios :: -39%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $78.64 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $140.55 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$95.30 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Rurudo :: $509.83 Up :: $5,098.25 from adj.
>Mio :: $508.81 Up :: $5,088.07 from adj.
>Marine :: $403.37 Up :: $4,033.68 from adj.
>Suisei :: $348.61 Up :: $3,486.14 from adj.
>Okayu :: $330.98 Up :: $3,309.78 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Kronii :: $1.44 Up :: $14.43 from adj.
>Nabi :: -$3.01 Down :: -$30.15 from adj.
>Oga :: -$3.52 Down :: -$35.19 from adj.
>Nene :: -$7.68 Down :: -$76.76 from adj.
>Civia :: $13.68 Up :: $136.81 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

Carnage Review up shortly.

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Like a spark from the blue, here's the Gambling Carnage Review.
We're in Day 3 of VTL4. There's another 10 days of this, but you get some time during the week to rest.

Total winnings for today were $7,183,100,096. Overall winnings so far have been $22,698,313,408.
Match with the highest pot was /#/ vs /skynetFC/, at $1,122,820,380.
Match with the highest number of gamblers was /manstars/ vs /pcg/, at 26 unique gamblers.
4 Gamblers did not win any bets today. 3 Gamblers overall have yet to win a single bet.
4 New gamblers participated that had yet to participate thus far.

Top 3 Matches Today by Odds of Winning:
>/koopa/ vs /who/ - 1:8.6
>/#/ vs /skynetFC/ - 1:5.3
>/vsj+/ vs /aa+corpo/ - 1:3

Top 3 Matches Today by Profit Rate:
>/XtsunX/ vs /nijiEN/ - 57%
>/manstars/ vs /pcg/ - 50%
>/warkop/ vs /wvt/ - 41%

Top 5 Money Matches (All Days):
>Day 2, Match 2 :: /hfz/ vs /uuu/ :: $1,348,670,000
>Day 2, Match 3 :: /chama/ vs /niji/ :: $1,143,875,000
>Day 1, Match 5 :: /manstars/ vs /#/ :: $1,136,910,000
>Day 3, Match 8 :: /#/ vs /skynetFC/ :: $1,122,820,380
>Day 3, Match 7 :: /manstars/ vs /pcg/ :: $1,107,650,556


The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

>> No.44429890

>>44429627
Sir where is my no males option

>> No.44430069

>>44429863
>participated that had yet to participate thus far
I still don't understand this line

>> No.44430197

>>44430069
...
eslchama, 4 new gamblers made bets for the first time


maybe bbb is the eslchama

>> No.44430572
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>>44429627
males AWAY

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>> No.44430756

>>44429863
>Match with the highest pot was /#/ vs /skynetFC/, at $1,122,820,380.
also thank god for that draw, unironically saved me

>> No.44430835

>>44430197
the >had yet to participate thus far
was tripping me up, thanks

>> No.44431613

>>44430835
no prob bob

>> No.44434576

>>44430069
It was already explained by another anon, but I'll double up and clarify it does indeed mean that 4 new people gambled today. I'll rephrase it a bit for Friday.

>> No.44435808

>>44434576
I mean, it's perfectly understandable, but there's nothing wrong with making something easier to read for others.

>> No.44440254
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floor 10

>> No.44442642

VTL4 Day 4 bets are up.

>> No.44444422
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>> No.44444737

>>44444444
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.44445436
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>>44444737
I kneel

>> No.44446482

>>44444737
the post that caused a total catalognigger death

>> No.44448350

>>44446482
good. let them fucking die

>> No.44449042

How have your vtl bets been lately?

>> No.44449173
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44449173

>>44449042
I'm ready to lose it all next weekend

>> No.44449304

>>44449042
ridiculously off brand and accurate on day 1. I stopped paying attention to them, I just throw $100m away per game because I'm hoping it'll put a fucking dent in my balance.

>> No.44450122

We're back?

>> No.44450177

are we back?

>> No.44450256
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I HAVE TO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>> No.44452566
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>>44450122
>>44450177
finally

>> No.44454199
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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 27)
>Shion :: $36,369.84
>Hololive :: $28,043.23
>Miko :: $22,534.52

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 53)
>Ayame :: -$49,925.81
>Amelia :: -$36,004.89
>Roboco :: -$28,799.95

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,994.89
Average Upward Adjustment is $6,934.82
Average Downward Adjustment is -$6,543.99

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

>> No.44455632

Might as well buy Rushia and Civia with so much liquid

>> No.44456934
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>>44455242
>>Ayame :: -$49,925.81

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>> No.44461535
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gay nasfaq sex

>> No.44462591

>>44454199
u just knoe
loli ame and bug bubba

>> No.44464066

>>44461535
yuri isn't gay, it's hot

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>>44464066
Amen to that

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>> No.44467515

>>44464619
https://youtu.be/2MjfvW1v4Qw?t=54
a year too late to save them but thank you guwa

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More meaningless gacha statistics:
The rate of getting a bill in a roll is 48%
The rate of getting a regular item in a roll is roughly 3%
The rate of getting a hat is 0.2%
The rates seem about the same for each quantity
You are more likely to win the lottery than to get less than 300 bills or more than 700 in a 1,000 roll

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>> No.44477395

>>44474719
Go away with that gay shit.

>> No.44477720
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>>44477395

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>> No.44482304

>>44450256
this looks more like a fafner pilot suit than EVAs

>> No.44484642
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>>44482304
because towa's name and a bunch of coomer shit were in there. it can definitely draw plugsuits. the "hello world" for setting it up is asuker on a couch

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>>44482304
no bibi = rei

>> No.44484818
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>>44482304
with bibi = +sex

>> No.44487866

Bump

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>> No.44496091

All bets for VTL4 Day 5 are up now.
Numbers Review shortly.

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>>44496091

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 253,447,147, a change of 0.68% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,168,089. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 20 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, breaking Oga's 3-day streak.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 50):
>Oga :: +16.4%
>Ayamy :: +14.6%
>Rurudo :: +11.2%
>Temma :: +10.5%
>Dezmond :: +7.0%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 30):
>Astel :: -8.2%
>Altare :: -4.9%
>Moona :: -4.8%
>Botan :: -4.2%
>Zeta :: -4.1%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,287,605.62 liquid to start with. This is a change of -0.95% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $11,868,670,069,643.30, a change of 3.02% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $46,828.97. There are 24 coins with a value above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 4 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 45):
>Shion :: +67.3%
>Altare :: +62.1%
>Miko :: +61.4%
>Mio :: +43.3%
>AZKi :: +39.1%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 35):
>Ayame :: -56.0%
>Oga :: -55.2%
>Temma :: -49.0%
>Amelia :: -47.5%
>Roboco :: -40.8%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $73.41 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $133.73 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$120.22 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Rurudo :: $511.93 Up :: $5,119.25 from adj.
>Okayu :: $449.53 Up :: $4,495.26 from adj.
>Ayame :: $409.16 Up :: $4,091.59 from adj.
>Shion :: -$341.79 Down :: -$3,417.85 from adj.
>Calliope :: $328.68 Up :: $3,286.75 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Miyabi :: $2.66 Up :: $26.60 from adj.
>Towa :: $3.20 Up :: $32.05 from adj.
>Kaoru :: $3.69 Up :: $36.87 from adj.
>Zeta :: $4.67 Up :: $46.70 from adj.
>Civia :: $5.12 Up :: $51.20 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

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>> No.44513935

Buy buy sell buy sell

>> No.44518472

bump

>> No.44520760

>>44242193
Sniiiiiffffff

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>> No.44522699

>>44512166
double collars are pure sex
thank you for this image

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heh

>> No.44526385

>>44523945
nice

>> No.44528359
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What happens to the dividends if the CEO is the only member of the fund and he sets these parameters?

>> No.44528471

>>44528359
the CEO div rate is % of the off the top from shareholder div rate
since hes the only member he will still get 100% of the 10% cause hes the only member

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gawrons my beloved, reached me again
you never talk in thread or in GC but now i appreciate you a true rival

>> No.44528807

i meant to say "know i appreciate" not that its new

>> No.44528998

>>44528471
Thanks. A mechanic where dividends go in the balance seemed possible, as that already happens to funds with negative NW

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>> No.44532649

bump

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 21)
>Okayu :: $18,467.14
>Ui :: $11,830.66
>Botan :: $10,942.64

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 59)
>Hololive :: -$36,574.01
>Shion :: -$33,443.79
>Nene :: -$24,268.44

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,734.83
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,800.49
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,416.90

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

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>> No.44538380

>>44534828
>>Hololive :: -$36,574.01
how am I supposed to make Hololive shit?

>> No.44538429

>>44538380
Yagoo...?

>> No.44538456

>>44538429
A-chan would probably be way easier

>> No.44539219

>>44538456
Ah right I forgot we didn't have an A-chan coin

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>>44539219
>hololive logo on the floor
OHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE TO SHIT

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oooh

>> No.44540835

>>44539861
>>44540115
Do you have a poo fetish?

>> No.44541131

>>44540835
No, scat is fuckin disgusting
>found "ohhhhhhhh I have to shit" hilarious as a ritual post
>that anon has long since left us ;_;
>now the holos can ohhhhhh I have to shit for him
plus they look kinda cute on weird cyberpunk cryptofag future toilets

>> No.44543315

>>44540835
he admitted it in aggie before

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>>44543315
I've done no such thing. I have a waki fetish.

>> No.44547158

>>44242193
nice feet

>> No.44549792

>>44547158
Nasfaq is a stealth feet thread

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>>44549792
sure

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This is the only koyofeet I have, I should fix that.

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>>44555285

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>>44555285
>>44557587

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>>44555285
>>44557587
>>44557684

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>>44549792
This is now an overt feet thread.

>> No.44560105

>>44559787
When will I be able to invest in my oshi's feet?

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>>44549792

>> No.44560464

>>44560105
Who is your oshi?

>> No.44561989

Okay that's enough
I'm jerking off to koyori today

>> No.44562822
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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 255,264,720, a change of 0.72% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,190,809. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 21 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 2 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 57):
>Oga :: +24%
>Temma :: +17.1%
>Ayame :: +14%
>Izuru :: +10.9%
>Rurudo & Ayamy :: +9.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 23):
>Altare :: -10.3%
>Astel :: -7.7%
>Moona :: -4.5%
>Risu :: -4.2%
>Botan :: -4.1%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,255,126.04 liquid to start with. This is a change of -2.52% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $11,586,116,021,014.90, a change of -2.38% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $45,388.63. There are 22 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, breaking Hololive's 2-day streak.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 5 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 47):
>Okayu :: +74.2%
>Kiara :: +35.5%
>Ui :: +34.2%
>Oga :: +32.2%
>Temma :: +29.2%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 33):
>Shion :: -43.2%
>Nene :: -41.5%
>Nana :: -38.1%
>Towa :: -31.9%
>Noel :: -30.8%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $77.34 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $124.03 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$95.69 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Rurudo :: $465.37 Up :: $4,653.68 from adj.
>Subaru :: $329.11 Up :: $3,291.05 from adj.
>Pekora :: $323.37 Up :: $3,233.67 from adj.
>Towa :: $317.75 Up :: $3,177.49 from adj.
>Polka :: $314.10 Up :: $3,141.02 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Kaoru :: $3.38 Up :: $33.77 from adj.
>AZKi :: -$3.95 Down :: -$39.52 from adj.
>Civia :: $5.20 Up :: $52.02 from adj.
>Nabi :: $10.39 Up :: $103.93 from adj.
>Risu :: -$11.37 Down :: -$113.67 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowlege would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

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