/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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That's it? That was Pippa's Hogwarts Legacy stream?

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>>44215918
i didn't watch it

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>>44215918
Yes. Thats all it took to up the numbers

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>>44216020
She only played it for half an hour.

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game crashed and now she's doing a zatsudan

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it's still going, we're talking about incest now

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Is she really going to start live reading My Immortal?

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>>44215918
installing a ton of mods before continuing is for the best.
I'm hoping PS1 Hagrid broom makes the cut

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Lol

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>>44215918
>that's it
the syream is still going right now faggot

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>>44217956
I'm talking about the actually game segment dumbass.

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It's not about the game, it's about sending a message.

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>>44218804
the game is fucking gay and everyone and their dogs are playing it.
The fanfiction skit is unironically more entertaining

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>>44218804
This, I need more goyslop to enjoy my streams.

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>>44219000
>everyone and their dogs are playing it.
Not NijiEN or HoloEN.

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>>44220805
>nijiEN
literally whos
>holoEN
on their death throes

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it was alright
I like when she talks about build a bear

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>>44215918
What do you expect? Sex scene?

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>>44223819
With me yes

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>>44215918
>Trannies and /pol/nigger get baited into watching an autistic rabbit gush over build-a-bear bears and bad Harry Potter incest fanfic
Everyday the rabbit gets more and more based.

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>>44223819
nta but i expect live tranny execution

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>>44225249

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You Rike? Buy merch to own the fags. Onry Two Handred Dorrah

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THE SCHIZOS OF PHASE-CONNECT
Lia’s Light (by Pure Flakes) and HENRIFIRE (by Ikari Henri)
In commemoration of the end of Love Month (February)
Totally related to Phase Vtubers Ashelia Rinkou and Pipkin Pippa
https://twitter.com/IkariTenri/status/1630173251354652673
https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2286441/the-schizos-of-phase-connect-(lia's-lighthenrifire)

FLAKES: So many times out there
I've watched Vtubers out there
Of Oshis and their fans enjoying the night.
They had a kind of glow around them
It almost looked like Heaven’s light.
I knew I'd never know
This parasocial glow
Though I might wish with all my might.
No boy as depressed as I
Was ever meant for Phase’s light.
But suddenly an Angel embraced me,
Her name, Ashelia Rinkou...
I dare to dream that she
Was sent by God to me.
And as I draw my fanarts tonight
Phase-Connect Unity seems so bright
For I know, and love, LIA’S LIGHT!…

/vt/: Who are we?
Hololive fans!
Fuck Nijisanji
And fuck VShojo even more!
Nyanners is a traitor,
And Kson is an even bigger traitor!
Veibae and Luxiem should die
Ogey rrat

HENRI: Holy Neuro-sama
You know I’m your most pious fan
Of my goslinging I’m justly proud
(/vt/: YAGOO IS BEST GIRL!)
HENRI: Sacred Neuro-sama
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, normie, fleshtuber watching crowd
(Fuck Pokimane, fuck ethots)
Then why I still see Pippa here,
Why her Pipkin is in my mind
Why her cute eyes still scorch my soul?
(Pippa is based, Pippa is based)
The pain of getting banned again
Is making me LOSE my fucking brain,
And the meds don’t even work again!
(What a schizo! What a schizo!)

YOU BANNED ME!
YOU C*CKED ME!
YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME!
(*grabs pippanties*)
YOU KEK’D ME
YOU BUCKED ME
AND YOU HAVE BROKEN ME!
(*/vt/ reappears*)

It's not my fault (MEA CULPA!)
It is Xalabussy! (GET A TULPA!)
That f*g was the one who set me aflame! (STAY OUT OF /PCG/!)
I protected her (WHAT A RETARD!)
But I said Carried, (WHAT A LOLCOW!)
AND NOW I’M SEVERELY FUCKING DEPRESSED!
(STOP SHITTING UP THE BOARD!)

My beloved yabbit,
You’re still posting your based memes
While I watch you torture my cock and balls!
DESTROY PIPKIN PIPPA!
LET PHASE AND VTUBERS GO TO HELL!
If you won't be my own Oshi again...

(song pauses, Chase knocks on the door)
CHASE: Henri, every Phase Friend blocked us on Twitter.
HENRI: (speaking) The fuck?
CHASE: And Kiwifarms fucked my ass. I’m offline.
HENRI: But how? I... Never mind. The war is not lost!
I'll have her! I'll have her even if it takes A BILLION ALTS!

(song resumes)
HELLFIRE
PINK FIRE
NOW YABBIT, IT'S YOUR TURN!
CHOOSE ME OR AN HERO
UNBAN ME OR YOU'LL BURN!
(*burns pippanties*)

YAGOO have mercy on you…
(YOUR OSHI HATES YOU!)
YAGOO have mercy on Me…
(MOVE ON DUDE!)
But Pipkin will be mine…
Or she
WILL.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>44225557
>No Pippa mousepad where you can rest your wrist on her supple breasts

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>>44227811
She already made a mouse pad, tho it wasn't breasts.

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>>44227729
Uh, kek?

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>>44227864
This asshole admitted to wanting to kill Pippa if she wouln't be his

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>>44220805
I'm torn on this.
One one hand, fuck Omegaltroon.
On the other hand, no FOTM shit.
In an ideal world, Omegaltroon would be forced to 100% it, while the others are banned from playing it.

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>>44227861
I bought one of those and I wish I could get a refund. The material is absolute dogshit.

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>>44215918
To be frank - HL is unimpressive and boring action rpg and Pippa is pretty open about hating Harry Potter franchise. She only announced that she will play it out of spite and to rile up all the harassers, which automatically sent call to arms to everyone interested with Pikamee and Silvervale situations and her fans which also let her announce her birthday merch and shits to larger amount of people.
It was pretty big brain move. She btfo'd all the fuckers, promoted herself to thousands and left with the spoils. And only thing she did was playing game she hates for 30 minutes and then went with her usual ranting.

>>44228407
You forget to order fishman coffee with it so you got chink knockoff.

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>>44229188
She only stopped play because the game crashed. She's planning on playing it again but with a shit ton of mods next time.

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>>44229258
I see.
Still the entire stream was big win for her. Even more than if we would just play it.

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>>44227861
I like the idea but it doesn't look very good. There's something about her butt being too high that throws me off. They had the ample opportunity to use her cheeks as a wrist wrest but didn't?

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>>44225491
based

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>>44215918
Did you like it?

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>>44228070
I'm playing it, the game is definitly not a 10/10, still have fun moments (especialy the PNJ getting thrased by ghost, their family or other stuff). And honnestly i have more problem with holoEN bleeding viewers than them playing the FOTM. Like i would rather have them play this FOTM (cause i don't remember last time they did) than not playing any game at all and not streaming like they are doing currently. All that to "support the cause" and make pikame graduate.