/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>44034263

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waffles

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GURA HURRY UP AND MARRY ME ALREADY! ToT

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Sex with a fembud.

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I love my wife so much!!

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I'm kinda nervous about Gura popping the question.

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>>44060916
I have not goomed in ages... I'm waiting for Gura to stop bluballing me.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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Tiny midget woman.

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im glad the niji likes gura's feet and do not care about her in the slightest beyond that

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continuing off topic fitness discussion.
>>44061640
I just don't want Gura to think I'm fat. Strongman bodies look fat. What did happen to me when i try to lose weight is my stomach shrank, but I didn't lose any weight. So my appetite reduced, starting a cycle of eating less and less and less. Yet i do not lose weight. Also my body is extremely full of fluid all the time, i have like prince charles fingers, I piss every hour, and I sweat like a motherfucking pig when i do cardio. I often wonder if my body just stores more fluid when i lose fat or something. I'm getting stronger, the weights i'm lifting are going up at a slowish steady pace. Doctors have no answer for me either. Got hypothyroidism and hypertension, but fuck knows. The miniscule amount of food I eat is so depressing, and everyone around me from the skinny to the fat stuff their fucking faces like pigs. I hate it.

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TENGOKU MOTHERFUCKER, WHY DID YOU PRIVATED THAT CLIP?? I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT

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>>44062414
You need a Ray Peat diet

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Any chumbies watching ame?

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>>44062593
No, I'm watching IRyS.

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>>44062593
Why the fuck would I watch Amelia Ratson when she isn't having sex with Gura

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>>44062593
I'm watching kiwawa. still waiting that lotr watchalong collab

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>>44062593
Nah. Only when that Geoguesser collab happens.

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Gura should attach those lovesense things to her feet and let us stimulate her.

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Gurass

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>>44062527
>Ray Peat diet
i can stay under 1500 calories if i have a fair amount of carbs, but that few calories with a low carb diet is difficult. I should go on a gura diet.

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>>44062501
>i want to sing with gura, she's super cute
>i love her legs (clipper translated it as feet)
>the thing you like most is her legs?!
>yeah everyone else covers them up
>okayu calls herself a gura otaku and has a gura nendo on her desk
there you go

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>>44062593
I always wonder what gurame schizos feel in situations like this

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goomed too much and now my forskin is sore. The goom kinda stings.

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>>44062593
God no, I'm rewatching the members stream

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>>44062897
>i love her legs (clipper translated it as feet)
stupid japanese and their lack of definition between legs and feet. baka.

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>>44062593
I'm going to bed

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>>44062414
That doesn't sound very good anon. Have you tried getting thyroid hormone supplementation? I'm not too familiar with the subject, but your body shouldn't be retaining fluid like that.
>>44062876
Peat encourages carbs, but ones that are easily digested like those in fruit, potatoes, and sugar/honey.

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Can Gura do a nude selfie with a peace sign converting her private parts?

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>>44063999
We can't post those in this thread, what makes you think Gura could?

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peace at last

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>>44063999
gura is trans?

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Oh look who's here to try and deflect by spamming our split

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kek

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don't engage, use this instead to report spam
https://www.4channel.org/feedback

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This brat making us all horny for her and then never seeing us!

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I'm starting to feel kind of sad for this guy

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>>44065150
yeah, same
but whatever, we can make another thread

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Damn. And it was comfy all day.
Oh well.

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least worst form of shitposting i suppose
i’ll have the report copy pasta ready next time he shows up linking to him saying he’s filter dodging. this isn’t annoying enough for me to bother right now before bed lol

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>>44065227
just ignore and report
he is in a deep angst

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Teammates are really the worst fanbase on this board. Even more than deadbeats

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>>44065199
His bot will just spam that one too, and every one after that.
>>44065227
True, but nothing good can last forever. Pretty interesting how he starts doing this after it's announced that Ame is doing a collab with tempus. He's obviously very bitter towards chumbies and tries to ruin our threads out of anger.

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Can someone post the report pasta?

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>literally could be watching ame
>chooses to have his script spam here
I like the ship this doesn't even bother me

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I'm the onahole of /ggg/

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How often does Gura view lewd contents of herself?

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>>44065415
that's why you use feedback, just report him for abusing 4chan pass to spam and flood
https://www.4channel.org/feedback

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>>44065558
I'm more interested in the non-Gura lewds she likes. I've seen all the Gura ones.

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>>44062897
Today I shall remind them >>16160369

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Reminder that he admitted to running the bot here >>32353398 and here >>42679693

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Guess I'll go to bed
>>44065522
He doesn't actually care about either Gura or Ame. He just likes spamming this split until the bump limit gets reached. Pretty autistic to buy a 4chan pass just to spam a thread on /vt/
>>44065569
I did, mods generally don't give a shit about this split though

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>>44065640
i will use my phone and post her doxx here, jannies will come to here dont worry

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Poor schizo...

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>>44065852
The retard literally wrote a script to spam this thread. He's got some serious autism, but the retarded kind where he just does pointless shit instead of cool stuff.

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>>44066032
its just annoying, yeah it kills the thread faster for wasting bump limit but thats all

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Here. Remember to say he’s currently spamming and link to this thread. That got him banned last time.


If you don't know what to say for the feedback, here is what I said for example.

>A pass user has been spamming /ggg/ in /vt/ for days now. Reporting as spam hasn't done anything. He rotates the image hash to evade being filtered.
>proof: >>>>/vt/thread/S42666500#p42679693

https://www.4channel.org/feedback

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oyasame

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>>44066182
I don't even find it annoying, just some pictures

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>>44066208
done

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>>44066248
honestly the pics that anon posts are pretty cute, too. I don't mind seeing them every now and again, really

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Cute cute cute cute cute cute cute

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>>44066208
Well that scared him, kek.

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>>44066464
>>44066248
nah i'd prefer him spamming gura or cunny pics instead, didn't care about that yellow whore at all

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You guys do something to get the yellow slut bot spammer riled up again?

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>>44066611
Check holodex

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>>44066611
Nope, he probably saw the Ame collab announcement and fired up the bot

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>>44066611
yellow slut do another tempiss collab, that make him gone mental kek

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>>44066248
I just don't like spam in general.

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>>44066182
Which is even more pointless since a new thread gets made right after one dies every time.

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>>44066611
The catalog is full of Ame bait. He probably thinks it’s a Chumbud doing it. Honestly the way some of you openly shit on her and Mori while using Gura images I don’t blame him. In this case it’s more likely Nijiniggers dog piling though.

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>>44066687
The one with the males right now or one later with gura?

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>>44066576
>didn't care about that yellow whore at all
gura would be really sad to hear one of her fans talk that way about her best friend in hololive

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>>44066848
Afraid of getting your pass banned again?

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>>44066848
then she can just be sad.

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>>44066848
Next person to respond will learn their mother has cancer.

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>>44066664
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Kek
>>44066820
The catalog is usually filled to the brim with Gura seethe. You think any seasoned chumbud actually gives a fuck about the catalog?

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>>44066820
that's his own fault for letting his autism make him a schizo

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>>44066848
She'd also be sad to see a turbofaggot like yourself posting in her general

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>>44066820
Keep in mind there are people who falseflag as Chumbuds shitting on male collabs just to gain us more antis.

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>>44066820
>Honestly the way some of you openly shit on her and Mori while using Gura images I don’t blame him
Isn't that mainly falseflaggers, though?
I don't know of any genuine (not grey) chumbuds that don't at least watch the occasional Ame stream.

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Gura is probably more likely to laugh at Ame being a whore posts than anything. Not that I agree with that shit. It's too close to catalogfaggotry.

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>>44066820
proof? i just didnt care to anything not gura
simple as that, dont blame me

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>>44067224
I mean, you got someone calling ame a whore just a few posts above and I don’t think thats a falseflagger. I don’t care what you think of other girls, just don’t go making the whole board blame chumbuds for everything

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BTW as a side note, Pekor recently said that she was having buffering issues at around the time Gura was trying to do her mengen utwk. Her time frame she gave was a bit earlier than Gura's stream time but it's pretty close.

Also, would Gura forgive me for listening to intrauterine regression ASMR?

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>>44067775
>Also, would Gura forgive me for listening to intrauterine regression ASMR?
you should be more worried about whether or not God is gonna forgive you for that one anon

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>>44067530
>I don’t care what you think of other girls
but you care when you see someone calling ame a whore, biased much?
>just don’t go making the whole board blame chumbuds for everything
because you gonna falseflag as one?

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>>44068010
You don’t understand. I don’t care if you think Ame is a whore, just keep it to yourself or don’t use a Gura image while posting it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4DrJVovnls&t=12561s
did anyone ever make a soundpost of this

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>>44067949
What's adding one more sin to repent for? Is it even a sin? It is simply an expression of the love between mother and child.

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sex with gura
sex with gura
intercourse with gura
matting press with gura
sex with gura
sex with gura
intercourse with gura
matting press with gura
sex with gura
sex with gura
get rid of trannies

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>>44065558
Probably everyday she does her twitter reps

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>>44068252
that whore, ame...

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Gura had a phrase where she wished she had bigger breasts. She tried on some clothes and stuffed her bra to see how she looked like with bigger breasts. Cute.

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the end goal is pushing gura to do a mixed collabs
what are we gonna do when that happens?

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>>44068252
CHILD PROSTITUTES

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>>44068667
>a phase
She's not out of it, she's just more confident in her flat chest now.

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>>44061663
if you know yourself well and choose the right goom material, there is a high likelihood of extra horn and repeat goom

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>>44068667
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Is Gura capable of producing breast milk?

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>>44068765
Gura has already been in collabs including Ame and Sana though?

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>>44069001
Yes.
t. chumbaby who subsists on it

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>>44069156
Imagine directly drinking breast milk from the source of a childlikewoman. ToT

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>>44069225
>imagine
Pfft ha! I don't have to.

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>>44069001
sorry chumbies, only MY breastmilk

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flat chest >> big boobas. big areolas disgust me.

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I MISS GURA

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me (a railroad tycoon and steel industrialist) and my daughterwife taking a stroll in a park built by our slaves

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Do you think Gura would get mad if she said Nyo.

But you goomed inside her anyway?

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mcdonalds is a place to rock

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I think McDonald's SUCKS

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>>44070466
they serve big macs
they serve quarter pounders
mcdonalds will put pounds on you

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>>44070466
t. Burger King shill

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>>44070466
Yeah? Well I think YOU suck

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>>44070466
shut up wendykek

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Who the girl the who date gura is

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>>44070598
>cut out the taco bell logos
this partnership is over

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>>44070466
It does.

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>>44070687

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McDonald isn't that bad but clearly the superior fast food chain option is Chick-fil-a.

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>>44070687
miko

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>>44070923
Based. If I could eat Chick-fil-a every day I would.

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>>44070687
matsuri or miko
they’re both actual lesbos

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>>44070923
the sandwiches are mid but the chicken biscuits are god tier when smothered in hot sauce, just ask for lots of texas pete

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>>44070687
I'm still gonna guess Suisei since Gura said it hadn't happened yet and Suisei had been on break until recently

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>>44070687
My oshi fucked your sharky and you will like it.

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>>44071243
this would explain why gura is so nervous, even though suisei clearly likes her a lot

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>>44070923
Ckick-fil-a would be my go to if a local tiny deli didn't exist close to me. The spicy chicken sandwiches there are vastly superior and cheaper too. I can even get a pound of hot wings and a coke for $7.

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>>44070421
Yeah, she’d probably beat your chest eith her tiny fists while the goom leaks out of her. In her curiosity however she’s try some and spread it on her chest.

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>>44071413
>I can even get a pound of hot wings and a coke for $7
that's fuckin' dangerous anon

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I ate one of the most depressing meals I think I've ever had earlier.
A premade cheeseburger from a gas station that was air sealed in plastic.

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>>44071677
>gas station food
picrel
Didn't Gura mention eating gas station food though? My memory isn't the best but I vaguely recall her talking about it early on. I'm surprised she manages to stomach that stuff.

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>>44071677
I have one of those in my freezer. They're not bad.

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>>44071677
>gas station food
That's a fast way to get food poisoning

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>>44071944
That's why you always gotta ask the clerk how long that shit has been sitting there.

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>>44071800
hotdogs I think

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>>44071800
she seems to be fond of gas station hot dogs

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>>44071677
I really REALLY like 7-Eleven hotdogs that have been under the heater for a bit....

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gas station food is a national treasure

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>>44072175
yeah, mine.

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>>44072028
You're truly living life on the edge, bud

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I enjoy 7/11 pizzas from time to time, and I am not ashamed to admit it.

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>>44072611
I eat gas station food every time I fill up and I've never gotten sick.

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>tfw you don't even need to eat gas station food to get food poisoning
by far the worst way to lose 5 pounds in a day, let me tell you buds

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i eat microwave meals almost daily
cooking is hard

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remember back when gura actually steamed regularly and not like once every few months? it’s like a weirdly pleasant time in my memory, because honestly in 2023 hololive en doesn’t exist. jp is still going strong but if you actually want regular en streams you basically have to move to another group. idk how cover could allow their talents to just fuck them this hard. gura was convinced to not graduate under the conditions that she gets the same pay and simply doesn’t have to stream.

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...the fuck is this dumbass talking about?
we're talking about gas station food you tard

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>>44073056
what? you didnt enjoy todays streams?

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>>44072844
been trying to learn to cook for 30 years. I was just never supposed to cook. Cursed to exist forever alone with meals for one. Tonight is mild japanese curry with microwave rice, for one. Maybe i should just kill myself. actually i think the curry just exploded.

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>>44072844
i make milkshakes or smoothies because its easy

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>>44073262
how in god's name do you fail to learn to cook after 30 years of trying

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>>44073262
It comes down to motivating yourself to start anon. I dragged my feet for so long before finally trying. It can be fun

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>>44073262
I mean it's not technically hard for me I just don't have the mental energy for it after work, especially considering how long it takes versus how quickly I finish my food. If I had someone to cook for i'd be much more willing

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>>44073262
cooking is a basic survival skill everyone should be able to do, it doesnt have to be anything fancy

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>>44073262
i also live alone, I'm 30 and can finally make my own meal
you can do it, do meal prep for the week

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>>44073529
i get that, i started cooking at a young age because i wanted to cook for my mom and sister, so i always had motivation to do it

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>>44073262
Just make pasta or something, you literally can't fuck that up. And for proteins, I'd recommend baking some meatballs or baking rather than frying a breaded chicken cutlet. Super easy to do and the baking part is easy as long as you remember to take it out after like 10-20 minutes depending on your oven and size of the cutlet.

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>>44073362
ADHD, extreme lack of coordination, clumsiness, and sheer utter stupidity. And yes the curry exploded and covered the whole microwave. Recipes are useless because they assume prior knowledge, like how to saute and other crazy words i don't have in my vocabulary. Many have tried to teach me, ex girlfriends, friends, bosses, mom, all have failed. And I really tried my best.

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>>44073752
i hate recipes too but even I can cut up and cook some chicken and throw some frozen vegetables in a pan.

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All this being said, I would cook for Gura though, or try to. Even if I have to serve her up meat burnt to a crisp and undercooked vegetables, I would do anything for her.

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>>44074526
goob morning. little late tonight

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>>44072844
>>44073262
buy an airfryer

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>>44074648
i have one, it's called an oven. It even uses air.

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>this thread
Chumbies, I can't fix you...

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>>44074526
I want to have sex with oyasamebud

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>>44074739
i'll fix myself for you Gura

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>>44074648
Or just stir fry everything like I do. Chop some veggies, throw them in some oil, add some spices/sauces, boom
Get a rice cooker or even get those microwave rice steam packs if you're extra lazy

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>>44071677
I got one of those on the way home from work once and it actually hit the spot, pretty tasty. I did it again a week later and then wished I'd eaten dirt instead. Pretty hit or miss, not worth it.

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Reminder that no streams is still better than gorilla male collabs

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You chumbies can make scrambled eggs though right?

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>>44074739
Which part of it?

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>>44075203
What about Shirako stream?

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>>44075256
No...

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Why didn't gura call in on bae's birthday? Does she hate the rat? Even lazy clock woman got cut up called in.

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>>44075256
nope. wish i could. I look it up and it seems extremely complicated. So i just kinda make an omelette thing and eat that.

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>>44075288
better than male collabs

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>>44075315
hello cuckmate!

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>>44075315
dunno, don't give a fuck. lol. fuck em. she's here for us, not them.

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>>44075319
>can make omelet
>can't make scrambled eggs
chumbie you're shitposting right? right?

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>>44075319
>extremely complicated
This is clearly a joke but I would like you to actually tell me it's a joke, please.

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>>44075412
i don't know what i'm doing! i'm not kidding when i say i can't cook.

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>>44075256
Eggs go bad so I don't even keep them. My fridge is mostly cheese and drinks.

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>>44075391
I do agree anon. But what if gura treats us like she treats bae? Sort of like if a girl cheated on a man to get with you then chances are she will cheat on you with other man.

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>>44073262
You adorable fuck up.

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>>44075436
i watch youtube videos on how to do it, but it's too complicated and i get confused and flustered. many ppl tried to teach me too, but they get fed up with me and they give up teaching.

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>>44075478
Anon, scrambled eggs are way easier than omelets, you just pour the eggs in and then fiddle with them with your spatula until they're done. If you can make an omelet you can make scrambled eggs.

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>we're going to see the roomba in Gura's showcase
She really is inviting us to her room.

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Does Gura still laughs at fart jokes? What is her mental age?

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>>44075596
an omelette is just unscrambled eggs. i just beat the eggs (beating eggs took me literally years to learn how to do), pour in pan and cook it until the smoke alarm goes off. it's the scrambling and cooking to the right consistency that has me confused. Youtube vids are all about fucking around with the temperature heaps and I don't get that shit. Like look at this: https://youtu.be/PUP7U5vTMM0 the flying fuck is a generous heat, take it off then put it back on then take it off again, he's so fucking vague, dunno what any of that shit means. I can understand string theory, but this shit might as well be magic to me.

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>>44075830
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Anyone else go grocery shopping just after school finishes? Or is that just me?

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>>44075830
You don't laugh at fart jokes?

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Chumbies are cute.

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>>44075862
Ignore the videos. Cook them until the eggs aren't wet anymore. They say that's "overdone" but it doesn't fucking matter they still taste good.

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>>44075862
Half of those videos are incredibly pretentious. I agree with the other anon, you don't need to cook them perfectly, just go until they're dry, then you can slowly reduce the cooking time and you'll eventually get to the right consistency. Or don't even, if you don't care about that.
>>44075925
I did that in uni, yeah. It was more convenient since my classes were nearer to the grocery store than my home was.
>>44075830
She's 10

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I tried to make a french omelette once but it turned brown..

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>>44075830
She just did recently with the City of Farts line at the karaoke.

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>>44076127
yeah, that's why i go at that time... haha...

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>>44075830
She's a child anon.

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>>44076380
Why is this image so erotic...

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poppin' shark

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>>44076422
the thickness of her legs, the thickness of her tail, the cute bandaid, she's reaching to be picked up, kindergarten uniforms are always erotic, and she's so small. Makes me want to sniff her tailpit.

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>>44076253
あ
なーほーね

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>>44075862
cooking is all about learning from experience. With something as simple as scrambled eggs you learn really quickly. You're not gonna fuck it up so bad that it's inedible (and if you do then just throw it out lol)
Put some butter and some eggs in a pan and cook and stir until it looks kinda like scrambled eggs. The heat doesnt matter because you're stirring it. I just do max heat. If the result is too runny then cook it more next time, if it's too thick then cook it less next time. If it's too plain then add more salt. If it's too buttery or salty then you can guess what to do.
Food tastes better when you cook it yourself, so it'll almost definitely feel worth the effort. Once you've done it a couple times you can watch the confusing videos again and they'll make more sense

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>>44076422
It's her thighs honestly. They're fucking ridiculously erotic.

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>>44076643
Followup:
Gura is scared of cooking so you have to learn to do it for her. And if you know how to do it she'll be able to enjoy cooking with you without being afraid

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>>44076650
the most erotic thing about this picture is the goofy face she's making. Goofy = Rape.

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>>44075256
I scramble Gura's eggs every night

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I love her more than anything!

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I love her body more than anything!

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>>44074701
Airfryer is much faster and simpler. If effort is the problem, airfryer helps a lot

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How did Gura discover her pee hole can do more than just peeing.

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>>44071243
You think Susei can help her sing even better if they if they fall in love?

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>>44077266
just wait till i teach her what her poo hole can do. Have her poppin out that pink sock in no time.

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little butt

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>>44077593
That's me under her. T u T

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>>44077399
Just reading that makes me miss my days babysitting

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Why are some of you like this?

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>>44077716
some?

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Why is everyone so horny for Gura?
What happens if you marry her and turns out Gura wasn't as exciting as you thought during sex. Any regrets?

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>>44077624
Fatfuck...

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>>44078064
I'm not really a delusional cumbud so the only thing I can do it get more excited to learn about what she likes after I marry her

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>>44078064
i'd just look her in the eyes, and her cute little face and her tiny little body beneath me, and I would become excited again. She'd never get any sleep as I go again and again, growing huge inside her ready for another round.

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>>44078064
because i love her, she makes me happy and i want to make her happy in every way i can aswell, i will never regret being with her

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>>44078064
My horniness for Gura is just a symptom of my pent up frustration of not being with her. If I was married to her I'd be perfectly happy with a normal sex life.

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>>44077679
Same, maybe it's for the best. Rather dedicate my energies to my sharkwife.

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>>44078064
I wouldn't be upset at all, besides I'm a virgin so I have no point of reference anyway.

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>>44078064
I'm a freak so emotionless sex is something that could turn me on too.

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>>44078370
she could be a bag of potatoes, but it would still feel good to cum inside her body. I'd lick every inch of her body, especially the stinky bits, as she sighs from boredom and hides her face behind her arm, wishing it was over. Flick my tongue on her clit over and over making her legs jump until she gets frustrated, her moan of annoyance as I push my cock back into her mouth and throat again. If she acted like a corpse, that wouldn't stop me, every hole must be filled. She might even cry a little bit, only to feel me swell inside of her as soon as i see her tears.

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eatin chicken tendies :)

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>>44078661
I have mine with smoky bbq sauce. But only when I've been a good boy.

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>>44078661
Proud of you Goober. I'm happy you're actually eating something.

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>>44078064
I love Gura more than I lust for her so there's no issue.

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>>44078661
Based

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Do you think Gura cover her eyes when there are sexy scenes in a movie?

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>>44079281
are you kidding? she rewinds immediately after to watch them again

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I just had a dream where I met Ina. We hanged out for a good while and played Mario Party together quite a bit, she was nice and fun to talk to. After a while she introduced me to Gura and she was super mean, like very very cold.
Why has my brain done me dirty like this? Every other dream I've had of Gura has been wonderful.

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>>44079476
It means you're not a true chumbud and will not be accepted into chumbie heaven

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>>44063618
>seriously recommending sugar
Retard

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>>44079557
What do we get in chumbie heaven?

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FRAME UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYutA8gUu-E&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-ENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYutA8gUu-E&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-ENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYutA8gUu-E&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYutA8gUu-Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYutA8gUu-Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYutA8gUu-E

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYutA8gUu-E&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYutA8gUu-E&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYutA8gUu-E&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN

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>>44079805
Stay as a virgin until 40. Avoid contact with all women. Hang yourself with a loli dakimakura.

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[Anonymous No.]

Wife on the chatroom

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silly shark scheduled it too early

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[Anonymous No.]

I friken love this frekin shart

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my retarded shark wife put the wrong date and refuses to actually read chat and just posts emojis
CUTE!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura you little scamp

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura admires my brain

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I wanted to call Gura a dumbshart but I'm afraid my mean comment would make her cry.

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>smell like fish in here
What do she be mean by this?

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[Anonymous No.]

I should be asleep but gura is talking to me

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>>44080241
:)

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I'm glad i didn't sleep

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[Anonymous No.]

god i love her so much

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She kkeeps posting right after I post these.. hmm...

[Anonymous No.]

She cute

[Anonymous No.]

Help, I'm goslinging at 4am

[Anonymous No.]

I like when she plays around in chat

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>>44080241
Yeah me

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i love her

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>>44080404
alright then, buckle up buddy...

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The main guests are: Marine, Shion and Okayu

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>>44080079
thats the new expression she talked about? sassy and cute

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>>44080469
Does that mean she met Shion??

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She is done posting in the prechat right? I can go to sleep right?

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Damn. Having an oshi like that sure seems nice.
Where did it all go wrong for us? Why doesn't Gura love us?

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>>44080525
Yes of course, thank you for your sacri- I mean.. nighty night

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>>44080469
source?

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Showcase waiting room already up? Can we get 1 more stream before the 3D showcase?

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>>44080543
>says ily over and over but collabs with homos and is an obvious liar
>doesnt say ily and streams more rarely but obviously cares about her fans and rejects homos
I'll stay with the latter, thanks

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>>44080543
Gura never talks to us like this. I can't even remember the last time she said she loved us.
Even after being away for 2 and a half months, she still couldn't bring herself to say it.

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>>44080543
lol go back you cuck

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>>44080573
roru
rumao, even

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>>44080589
the protector of CGDCT

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>>44080589
>obvious liar
Sorry what? I know the post you are responding to is a shit eating anti but Bae was totally upfront about being a fan of stars from debut and didn't bait and switch anybody. Also rat child erotic

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imagine the feeling of having these chompers sink into your flesh.. bliss

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kyoot

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>>44080649
The "love" gfe bit is the lie. She's a cock hungry whore. But you are right, she was honest about being a cock hungry whore

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>>44080543
Bae collabs with homos and one of them is even her oshi. lol How fake can you get?

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>>44080480

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ugh.. disgusting gifter..

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>>44080613
I only saw this posted by someone else. Gura is the only one I love, but I'm jealous that others seem to have it so much better nowadays.

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>>44080649
go back to your general

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>>44080717
>using bae of all people
rumao

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>>44080707
why do people gift instead of soopah?

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>>44080480
Reminds me of this image

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>>44080780
It's either antis or redditors, most likely both.

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>>44080780
i dont know but i abhor it

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>>44080780
Attention whoring, with the addition of wanting chat to acknowledge them

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The 3dshowcase just feels like a formality that has to be done at this point. All the hype is gone since Myths 3D models have been out there for over a year now. If the showcases were held during the hype days without anyone knowing what they will look like Gura would have broken viewership records. Fucking covid ruined everything.

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why are chumbuds like this

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>>44080682
She doesn't seem to hide anything about herself, which is nice. She also streamed nearly everyday this month, even while in Japan.
I wish Gura was like that, but I suspect she can't be upfront with us for one reason or another. Gura won't even tell us about the things she likes.

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>>44080780
they want people to thank them

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>>44080822
I mean it's not a big hyped-up deal, but at the same time more 3d gura. So why complain

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why are catalogniggers like this

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>>44080852
You don't even watch Gura you faggot

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>>44080780
twitch culture or something
>>44080822
I just wanna see my wife have fun moving around and interacting with her senpai

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>>44080780
Someone who's gifted a sub may decide to renew it at the end of its duration, resulting in further support for the streamer. A $5 superchat on the other hand will never be worth more than $5.

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Hoping for my boy bloop

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>>44080888
I've watched every stream, you shit eating retard coon.

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I miss her already waaaaaaaaa

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>>44080958
Every tempiss stream probably

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Stop it, it was nice in here.

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>>44080975
I fell in love with Gura from Ride on Time. Before that moment, I had no hope for EN at all.

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>>44080780
it helps growth the community... sometimes

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>>44081061
>Gura won't even tell us about the things she likes
fuck off nigger

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i'm going to kiss my dakimagura now

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>>44081072
yeah more casuals in member streams that call her cringe and retards that publicly upload entire member streams, not just karaoke

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>>44080659
I want to smell underneath her fingernails

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>>44081111
You think she spends all her free time watching youtube documentaries about sloths and playing musedash? Are you retarded? Why is it do you think that she didn't tell us any thing about what she did over her 2 month break besides "think about my content"? Wake the fuck up, you stupid bitch.

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toxic prechat

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>>44081291
go back

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>>44081291
you do not watch gura confirmed
now kill yourself in a painful way

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>>44081384
Looks the same to me

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>>44081418
>>44081431
>no argument
I accept your concession.

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>>44081477
>he thinks he made an argument
lmao please die

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>>44081541
My argument is that while holos like Bae are bad in that they openly collab with homos on stream, Gura isn't ideal either because she hides nearly everything about herself to the point that it's beyond paranoia and into actively hiding her interests and activities to obfuscate her real self from her fans.
Why she does this is anyone's guess, but there's a very simple reason that would explain all of it.

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Gura piss on my cock <3

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>>44081707
Is this a teamate deflecting after today's shitshow or something? Go back to your cuck split.

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>>44081707
holy fuck you absolute subhuman NIGGER
Gura talked about her interests and what she likes plenty of times and no it was not just musedash and watching videos on youtube
just admit that you are a threadshitting faggot who reads threads instead of watching streams KYS

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>>44081791
>>44081879
stop replying to him

[Anonymous No.]

please stop giving him attention post more goobas

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>>44080079
God dammit, I have to take a shit but I don't wanna miss this stream...

[Anonymous No.]

What a dork

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>>44081935
You can't shit within the next 40 hours?

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>>44082019
I need to take my time, okay??

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>no bottom teeth jokes
We made it bros, cringebuds are no more

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>>44081879
>Gura talked about her interests and what she likes plenty of times
She literally doesn't though...
She'll occasionally tell us she was playing games off stream. She did that recently with an indy game, but I can't remember the title. It started with an "h" I think.
Other than that, she'll just say vague stuff like "going on walks" or whatever. Talking to her feels like you're trying to pry any amount of detail from a reinforced bear trap.

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stop replying to him

[Anonymous No.]

child

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>>44082533
sex

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>>44082697
with me!

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>>44080787
Full?

[Anonymous No.]

Goop