/wg/ - Writing General - Fallen Angel Edition

[Anonymous No.]

This is the writing thread, for all of your fanfiction needs and desires. Check the archives below for everything the thread has put out so far, ranging from SFW to NSFW, fluff to tragedy, small literary works and shitposts alike!

Collective works so far are available in the archive:
https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbxZVzygb0QjJ6hksAEYzCbLCegxsjhui97BB73qzPvU7GgJv6fXdAPmmIv6Qt9H5d5Fzg/exec

>Isn't this just you fuckers writing fanfiction, eh?
Yes.

Previous thread:>>43796643

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Story anchor.
Post 'em if you got 'em

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Do you have a story you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScgcr8y7I9NUta22Ni0gFvS51veG5_7XjJrVD1BvJqDtX5_sQ/viewform

Curious to see the prompt archive? Check it out here if you need a little more inspiration!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/3/d/e/2PACX-1vR5ZggiHWXX_WSqCC5bvPR2QeLFGNMTjlgk6MuxmoVdRUIepkJa7PUlJAQ5RzHkZM_hhthLLXjab9Dt/pubhtml?gid=1162270883&single=true

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Story recap! There... were no stories posted in the last thread.

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Prompt recap! Last thread had a lot of new prompts. Here they are in case you missed them:

After a horrible day straight out of a nightmare - fired from work, wife is cheating on you, mugged on your way home and your dog died of hip cancer - you sit down on a nearby bench to make sense of it all and you have a chance meeting with a certain sheep, who sits down next to you and asks you what's wrong, and that you can cry onto her shoulder if you like.:>>43800286

Sex with Kuro but she goes overboard and you nearly end up dying from the amount of wounds she gives you.:>>43807663

Suisei comes back from the hair stylist surprisingly self-conscious(because you've always complimented her pretty long hair), and is worried you won't like the new look.:>>43840504

A compendium of every single Holomem with exposed armpits reaction to you lusting for them:>>43862549

Marine's trial for her terrible crimes to Kanata and her mama:>>43875733

Shirakami Fubuki getting her head cut off by muslims on video:>>43882682

Fairy sized Pomy giving your dick a full body massage, rubbing herself naked against it.:>>43885751

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>>43893577
A story where you consume copious amounts of Rurudo's bodily fluids

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Auntieanon doko?

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>>43893577
Trying to get in touch more with her American viewers, Polka becomes invested in American football. After choosing a team -the Philadelphia Eagles- she turns to the YouTube community to help her get knowledge on the subject. Every sportstuber is hesitant except one. His sense of humor, freeness of speech, and brash vulgarity attract Polka, so they decide to to meet. The man, however, has no clue of how menhera she is. How will EatDatPussy445 cope with being hounded by an insane clingy Polka?

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>>43897196
Polka's way too old for him

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>>43897268
That's one of the things that Polka left out of conversation

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>>43897196
as the other anon said she's way too old and EDP is too busy figuring out how to re-rout his mobility scooter's battery to his air fryer to eat fried chicken on the road

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>Cross Cultural POLination is deleted
Dang, that's a shame

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>>43897196
I had to look him up because I didn't know who EDP is.
I don't want Polka interacting with a black man.

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[spoilers]Fuck, I missed the anons losing it over my Lamy footjob WIP last thread, that was funny to read[/spoiler]
ETA still unknown, please be patient and don't hype it too much

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And of course I fuck up the spoiler tag formatting. I'm hopelessly retarded.

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>>43900535
Just highlight ctrl+s anon. Unless you're...phoneposting D:

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>>43898735
Oh no, I'll definitely be crying to sleep about losing that one. Not.

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>>43898735
It's still in the Mega Hard Archive if you want to read it.

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>>43893525
HoloJourneys: (Restoring Nature and Pomu: A Summoner's Vow) Chapter 20: A Forest to Save and Fairies to Find

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQ29-S8i2SZ1JOm6sL5n8tmER7JZ8bdVgdYibYdXn7ElPC0thYUX1onzC6MEjTgpX3Abr4oDzkJXAT5/pub

Tags: (Watame, Flare, Polka, Nene, Pomu, SFW, Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Fluff)

This one was pretty fun since I got to sprinkle some stuff I'm looking forward to expanding on down the road, and am finally getting back into some more action. I can't wait to start getting into the next part and this trip kicks into high gear.
Feedback is always welcome!

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>>43904270
Brother, you're pumping these out faster than I can read them. I'm still on chapter 17.

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>>43897196
The fic ends with him dying of kidney failure and Polka becoming depressed.

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>>43904270
I really like your current cast, but Watame is the cutest. I was skeptical about Pomu at first because I don't know her, but you make her an enjoyable character.

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>>43906346
I'm so thrilled that you think so! Seeing Pomu get a warm reception so far is really awesome. I'll keep doing my best to make her enjoyable. I hope you look forward to seeing her magic take the stage.
>>43904587
I felt like I was able to blast through this one. I had most of it planned from start to finish which always helps me.

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>>43898946
What's with the racism?

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>>43908127
The incels here think it's perfectly valid to hate someone for the color of their skin.

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>>43908127
Go away tourist

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>>43909120
I don't see why you feel the need to be racist here.

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>>43909432
Why shouldn't he?

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>>43909806
Because it's against the rules, don't know why that's so hard for you to get.

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>>43898735
>Palestine
FUCK

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>>43910507
Just one more author sick of all the racism and shitposting here.

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>>43898735
Sounds like trash taste to me

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>>43912500
Agreed, the ENs are the superior girls.

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>Comet Hyakutake
>Comet Ikeyi-Seki
These are cool for chuuni attacks for suisei

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>>43914438
Ok now craft the 400k words story so that you put them in

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>>43914438
Suisei is an idol, not a fighter. You're misrepresenting her character.

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>>43914485
but i still need to come up with something for other chuubas
I know Roboco will have the IBM Cannon and the A.I.M system
>>43914681
Everyone is a fighter in the ring called life

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>>43914681
She used to be a delinquent, it's part of her lore... Well Ame style made up lore.

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>>43914810
Suisei isn't.

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>>43893476
oh yeah fallen angel

fallen for my cock that is

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>>43914681
She can be both, and it'll just work. You'll see eventually.

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>>43915272
If you aren't going to write Suisei properly, why write her at all? You're just writing an OC.

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>someone said something? ill just antagonize it xddd
>oh im so funny xdddd
>its quirky and funny because when someone says something i say no xddd
>heheheh xdddddd

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>>43915272
I believe in you, anon.

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>>43915415
Thanks bro. I'll do my best.

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>>43915412
he's been doing this for a while, he really thinks its funny

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>>43915412
The earlyfag has been doing this for years, it's nothing new
Just ignore it as always

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>>43915412
What are you babbling about?

>>43915890
You're insane and you need to leave this thread, Anon.

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>>43915040
This made me realize there's like two options for making a fic with the concept of 'kanata falls', the first would be the 'standard' love story with a tragic twist of her abandoning her angelic post in order to stay with you, the other being the 'porny' Kanata gets corrupted and falls into depravity.

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>>43915412
You're upset because someone asked a few questions? Take your meds, anon.

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>>43916774
They're upset because they wanted to change Suisei's character completely and pretend it was still Suisei, but you compared it to an OC.

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>>43917163
Anon even a fucking clipfag knows Suisei is more than 'just' an ideal idol type. That's kind of the 'joke'/central character concept behind her: A diamond in the rough eternally polishing herself.

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>>43917163
Is that all? Maybe he shouldn't be writing an OC and calling it Suisei then.

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>>43917379
Where in her lore does it say she is a fighter with special attacks?

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>>43917506
>"It's your shooting star, your diamond in the rough, idol VTuber Hoshimachi Suisei!"

>A forever 18 VTuber who deeply loves singing and idols.

>Her dream is to one day hold a live concert in Tokyo Budokan.

It doesn't.

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you know what, make that discord so you faggots shitting up this thread can go and rp there

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>>43917650
So that Anon was talking out of his ass.

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>>43917681
Nobody is interested in your discord, go shill it elsewhere.

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>>43916386
Both fics having a scene where she gives you a handjob of course.

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>>43916386
The latter is obviously better. I'm sick of the premise of the former. It's not a corruption story first and foremost.

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>>43918489
Gloves or no gloves?

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>>43918782
No gloves, bare skin is always better

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>>43918782
May as well just say "carpet burn or no carpet burn".

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>>43918782
I like gloved handjobs, so I'd say gloves.

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>>43919337
You've never had one.

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What's the appeal of a handjob? I could just jack off if I wanted a hand to touch my dick. And as impressive as Kanata's grip strength is, my own is still greater, if that's the appeal. Why have her use her hands in this hypothetical scenario, when I could instead just mating press her instead?

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>>43919735
Because handjobs/blowjobs are unironically better than sex

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>>43919575
Proof? Proof right now or you're breaking the rules by trolling off of /b/. I want to see the proof you have. Give it now or you're breaking the rules by trolling off of /b/.

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>>43919801
But why? You've made a statement, but you haven't provided a reason why you think that. I'm not asking for objective sources or anything, I just want a subjective reason for why you hold the opinion that you do.

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>>43919116
>he can't even conceive of the idea of Nurse Kanata giving him an oiled handjob
Jesus fuck, with that lack of higher thinking I'd be hard pressed to consider you a fucking human.

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>>43919918
You're legitimately a psychopath.

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>>43920092
That's hard to explain... basically, it has to come down to the fact that your partner has their full attention on pleasing you. A vagina is nowhere near as dextrous or responsive as a hand or tongue, and coupled with the fact that whoever you're screwing is usually preoccupied with their own pleasure... I just have generally had way better yankies/blowies than I've had full-blown sex.

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>>43920151
So you admit that you're only in this thread to shitpost and you should be banned? But you're not banned? Why not? Is it because you're a jannie?

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>>43920504
This isn't on-topic.

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>>43904270
This was a really long chapter, I'm glad everyone here was going through some menhera shit.
How much longer till sana suffocates me with her breasts? Comforting Polka was pretty heartwarming, I'm curious to know what Nene said, I'm like 99% Fauna was fucking around with the way she was talking, I could only imagine a very gross snot bubble forming when I read that pomu had some mucus coming out of her.

It's a good setup so far, I'm curious to see if Pomu's gonna join the group after this gets resolved, is she gonna make us call her big boss if she does? God I hope so. I can't wait for the next chapter, let this be the last time you blueball me for a while

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>>43920611
What stories have you written? Because if you're in this thread and you're not a writer you're off topic as well. Link me your stories.

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>>43917650
>>43917506
Where does it say Ame is a time Traveller in her official lore?
Chuubas can make shit up for their own lore and add to their 'myth' as they please. So shut up unless you make a fic with what you're given with the lore as written.

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>>43914438
>>43914810
If you're looking for chuuni attack names for Suisei, you should also look at her song titles, the stellar and ghost themed ones in particular seem rife for ideas to mine.

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Your favourite author is yada yada yada.

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>>43925343
Yaba yaba doo

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https://youtu.be/ryg077wBvsM
A fantastic little documentary I just watched.

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>>43919801
I haven't had sex, but blowjobs just don't do it for me

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>>43929395
We already got confirmation of aliens, anon...and they're sexy!

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>>43929606
Sex is hugely overrated, honestly. I mean, it's good, but it doesn't deserve the constant fixation pop culture has with it. Sex referring here to vaginal penetration, that is. Anal sex is extremely hit or miss, but yankies and blowies have never failed to make me bust earth-shaking nuts.

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>>43929847
>t. Homosexual

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>>43929962
kay

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>>43919735
Anon I'm going to be honest with you if you can't understand the appeal of having someone be physically intimate with you beyond penetrative sex you might be autistic.

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>>43930857
NTA but I honestly don't understand the appeal of penetrative sex over stuff like heavy petting, fingering, handjobs, making out, that sort of stuff. I'd rather take my time fingering a chick and sucking her nipples making her get off than just whipping my dick out and skrogging her till I cum. Not to say that I don't enjoy that sometimes, but just sex sex sex all the time gets boring.

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> I don't understand why human X likes Y thing when I human Y like Z thing
Is that really what we are talking about? Why people like different things? There are guys out there who enjoy having women shit on their chest. What use is there to rationalising it?

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>>43933393
And yes, for the record, handjobs are unarguably superior

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>>43933660
I like blowjobs

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>>43933393
If you're not going to even entertain the discussion why the fuck did you decide to type, solve the captcha, and post? That was a literal waste of bandwidth. Even though the world wide web is an infinite sea of ones and zeros traveling through air and wire and even though your post takes up infinitesimal amount of mere bytes of nigh unlimited server space what you posted is still an overall waste.

Just like this post in response.

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>>43933854
What a meaningless reply

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>>43933769
Do you spit or swallow?

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>>43934147
Spitters are quitters

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>>43932001
What the fuck is "petting" in a sexual context? You rubbing someone's head really erotically?

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>>43935583
Its a term for sorta intense foreplay, just without any specific sexual act. Think a lot of kissing, rubbing and groping.

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>>43935583
Holy ESL

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>>43935583
>Erotic headpats
How lewd.
Also makes me think of a comedy fic that's baits the reader into thinking it's going to be a nsfw petplay fic ala Extrapedestrial but is actually just a fic about patting a kemonomimi chuuba on the head while calling her a good girl.

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>>43932001
This. Fingering the girl I liked back in HS and making her cum was the most fun I've ever had in a sexual context, and I didn't even get off myself.

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>>43936300
Someone should write a fic

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>>43936300
This, but after that it actually becomes an nsfw petplay fic ala Extrapedestrial. Please

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>>43936784
God I'm lonely

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I can't sleep, but I've already written... what should I do?

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>>43939617
Write more.

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>>43939721
I was afraid you'd say that

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>>43939617
Rub penis

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>>43939617
Read a fic from the archive then make a joking review about how it helped you sleep.

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>>43940093
>joking

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>>43939898
Get to work.

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>>43942024
Like you?
Oh wait, what have you written?

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>>43939898
Never listen to the "people" who tell you to write more. They're leeches. Report them for off topic and ignore them.

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Lmao, who is this guy having a schizo freakout

>>43942525
For real, what have you written?

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>>43942525
'Tis a joke my friend.

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>>43942640
I'm not your friend, pal.

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>>43942576
I knew it, immediate deflection. You haven't written anything, just as I expected you're a fucking leech. You don't fucking belong in this thread. By posting here you are off topic and breaking the rules, and you know it. Fuck off, you're not welcome.

By the way, The big holoen abuse story, the scrappy doo case, several other stories.

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>>43942640
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting and should not be tolerated. Go to /b/. I'm tired of you worthless faggots shitting up the thread and stifling my fellow artists creativity. You add nothing to this thread, or the world in general. You should genuinely kill yourself.

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>>43942775
>>43942822
You gonna have yet another meltdown? Come on, cry for us.

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>>43942775
>The big holoen abuse story, the scrappy doo case
imagine saying you wrote those stories
i'd be too ashamed

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>>43943006
>>43943093
Ah, so you're the boards janny too, aren't you? Why are you so fucking worthless? Why don't you know how to do your job? Or is it maliciousness? You are a fucking piece of shit. I don't know how you got hired here but I assume that you're a diversity hire, because you should have never been hired. And you know the worst part about it, because you're a diversity hire we're stuck with you, but you're stuck with us. You get to know exactly how much we hate your worthless janitor ass. Every time you open up this thread it should stick out in your mind that we know that you're the janitor, a shitposter, and could never make it anywhere except as a diversity hire.

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>>43943132
There it is

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>>43943132
did you forget your ritalin this morning

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>>43943132
Is this what mentall illness looks like? There's no way someone unironically typed this out even as a shitpost.

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>>43943160
>>43943194
>>43943207
He can do it in 5 seconds with an AI

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>>43943253
Write a schizo tantrum? Sure but that doesn't make him less of a schizo nor does it make it less funny

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>>43943160
>>43943194
>>43943207
I command you to keep shitposting, worthless diversity hire janny. I command it and you WILL obey me. Reply to this post with a "snarky" comment, I demand it.

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>>43943282
if any of us were jannies i'm sure your ass would have been banned by now

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>>43943316
Good boy! Good shitposter! Keep it up! Do as I command and keep shitposting.

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>>43943431

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It’s just a jump to the left

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God these last few threads have been awful

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>>43944935
i miss when shitposting and trolling was just ''im gonna jank your chain for a few posts before it gets old''
nowadays any tourist think trolling is derailing entire threads to be le funny guy

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Let's get this train back on the rails.
What are you writing? Reading? Editing? Outlining? Hoping will be written or be finished soon? You can take that one a step further and talk about what you might like to see in what you're waiting on.

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>>43945377
pajeet susan just ruined my oshi's birthday so im filled with righteous fury

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>>43945377
I am writing what may be magnum opus
>>43945540
Who's your oshi?

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>>43945377
>Writing
Two chapters from two series I've kicked off long enougj
>reading
Tropic of cancer. Love Miller's style.
>editing & outlining
Those two chapters. Also Miosex
>Hoping
Deal with the devil

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>>43945377
I've been rewatching the 2021 summer festival as research.
I miss Coco.

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>>43945883
Bae

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>>43945540
Use that fury to write, or think about writing. Your oshi would want you to still take on the day with your very best.
>>43945883
Treat every new work as your magnum opus. That's the way to do it!
>>43946254
Good shit dude! Miosex is a personal favorite of mine. Can't wait.
>>43946308
I do love me some research. It doesn't more comfy than summer festivals too.
I miss her too

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>>43945377
>Writing?
Finished the first draft for the "distraction" oneshot I was writing for an anime (Prison School). Moving on to writing three oneshots focusing on three different characters (just to get used to how to write in their POVs. Oh, also writing exercises
>Reading?
Just finished Wind-Up Bird Chronicle by Murakami. What a long-ass book Jesus Christ. I'm thinking of reading House of Leaves next but maybe the Time Traveler's Almanac so I can get quick short story fixes.
>Editing & Outlining?
I guess that oneshot I just finished, then the three other oneshots once those are done also. After that, I'll resume outlining the main fic I'll have Ame, Kronii, and Ina be in.
>Hoping?
That Vesper/Magni fic where they have to resort to drug dealing to make up for all the money they lost to Kronii in Monopoly

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>>43946580
That sucks. Bae is too cute to be fucked by jewtube.

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>>43946600
Hell yeah writebro. You're chugging along nicely. Keep it up!
>Spoiler
I don't even remember that prompt but it's got some funny potential.

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>>43948223
If it doesn't get written, I might take a little detour one of these days
>"Ves, this is bad. This is, like, ten times worse than we imagined."
>"Could you stay quiet for a minute? I'm thinking!"
>"This is even worse than those AI recordings they made of us a while back."
>"For the second time, I said I'm THINKING, okay? God..."
>"Well, think FASTER, Ves! Because if the repo men knock on the Tempus Guild door next week and they show Altare we didn't make those payments, he's gonna come after us. When he finds out our money belongs to Kronii now, we're dead."
>"We're not gonna be dead. I'd like to see him try."
>"We're talking CESSATION OF EXISTENCE, Vesper Noir! Ashes to ashes, glass crystals blown in the wind!"
>"Crystals, you say...?"
>"Yeah, crystals. Why?"
>Vesper put a hand to his chin. He remembered that no-toothed dealer he saw on the way to work. 'Easiest 100 bucks I've made today, sonny!'
>Easiest 100 bucks, huh...
>"Mag, you're an alchemist, right?"
>"Yeah, that's, like... my job at Tempus. Why?"
>"How much chemistry do you know?"
>"I, uh... took a few night courses. Some YouTube videos here and there. Yeah."
>That should be good enough. Vesper put both his hands on Magni's shoulders. His blue eyes twinkled under the yellow lamplight.
>"Magni, it's time to cook."
>The alchemist stood quiet for a minute or two before opening his mouth. "Huh?"

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>>43920613
Thanks for the read bro! Since chapter 11 I found that I really enjoy writing about mental fuckery and it coming to the surface later as trauma, so I'm happy it's landing. Thanks for the rest of the kind words too, I'm not sure what exactly I'm blueballing people on, but hopefully you'll get your release soon.
In regards to Fauna:
she was 100% fucking around since I couldn't resist making her larp a little to be a dick

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>>43950196
How long do you think the story will last?

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>>43904270
Interesting chapter as always

I like how Council is getting introduced bit by bit and their interactions with anon are really funny to read. Like other anon said, Pomu's character has been really good so far, I hope she gets her time to shine in the next chapter

I'm really glad Pol finally got her moment with anon. Though I really like the dinamic between anon and Watame it was about time for the Jester to get some love

Looking foward for the next chapter, keep up the good job anon

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>>43904270
I'm going to have my work cut out for me the day I finally get around to reading this series

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>>43953182
A long time is the best I can say. There's a lot of stories I want to write within this world, as of right now there are over five character and plot arcs I have outlined or at least the core concepts for them written down. They're not even in order either, and some require setup that I haven't planned a time for them to happen yet. I just want my fucking Lamy arc so bad, I've had that planned since I made the first chapter, but I still need at least TWO more things to be present to even start it. Someone earlier talked about being blueballed. How do they think I feel from blueballing myself from amazing snow elf wammies for months?
>>43953210
Thanks man! I'm really glad I started the bits with council earlier than I first envisioned. I've been holding myself back from clown hag fluff for months, and it feels good to finally be scratching the surface of it.
>>43953502
It's all not going anywhere, and I always endorse doing things at the pace that is comfortable and fun for you. If it's not fun, then why bother?

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>>43954443
God I can't wait for the Flare and Lamy racism, shit's gonna go so incredibly hard, I can already hear them calling each other 2% and chocolate milk cows.

By blueball I meant all these cliffhangers, damn you anon, I am very eagerly awaiting the next hag

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>>43955896
You're telling me! Just another reason I'm looking forward to that arc and afterwards. I don't want to spoil who the next hag to join the story is, but it should definitely be a pleasant addition for a few people here.

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>>43956574
Mio, calling it.

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>>43956574
Wait a minute, this is just Hagjourneys!

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>>43958342
She is planned, I would never exclude my first hag love. Not next unfortunately, Anon has to get a bit more experience under his belt before he's ready to meet wolf hag mama.
>>43958486
Oh no! The secrets out.

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>>43959085
>Anon has been an arduous training journey merely so he won't cum himself to death in the presence of LA HAG MADRE
deepest lore

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>>43959085
I am patient. I will wait.

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>>43959085
>Most fantasy stories in the archive revolve around/heavily include the hags
It's almost like...

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>>43945377
The next chapter of Partners in Crime. My initial outline had some problems, I tweaked a few things and I'm now halfway throught with 5k words. I may need to split this one in two

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>>43960353
Nice! I'll look forward to that. 10k words is not too big for a chapter either imo, but I'm probably the wrong person to ask about how many words is too long for a single installment.
>>43959775
Oh, I know EXACTLY what I meant by this.
>>43959577
I'll be sure to make it worth the wait. Wolf hag deserves nothing less.
>>43959276
More or less in one sense. The bedding of other hags will prepare him for this moment.

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>>43919116
>handjob
>carpet burn
>needing a fucking hand-condom to avoid carpet burn
Americans getting horrifically genitally mutilated at birth will never not be funny.

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>>43960821
What's weird is that I'm cut and I got a very nice gloved handjob once so I think that anon just had a bad doctor.

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>>43960821
Are penises with their skin cut off so vulnerable? Is this where the trope of using lube to jerk off comes from?

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>>43961414
They get dry which leads to a whole heap of issues. It's darkly comedic how so many Americans willingly mutilate their children because a loon thought it stopped boys from maturbating.

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>>43945377
That post-mortem Yander Mumei stuff from a while ago has been sitting in the back of my mind for a while. I don't think anybody's doing anything with that, nor do I think I'll have the time to do it myself, but I hope something in that vein comes out at some point.

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>>43962533
Was that the stuff about how Mumei was basically cultivating a religion around Anon and making sure society never forgets about him? That was a pretty cool concept. Slightly unhinged mooms is not explored enough.

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>>43964334
rawr so crazy xD

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>>43893525
I was looking through the archive and found "Drunk Gura Greens" which was just a missing screencap. I went ahead and did a bit of dumpster diving to find the original greentext for the sake of having the archives as complete as possible.

So maybe just update the link in the archive (either to this or the warosu link I put in the title): https://rentry.org/k3ofuh

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>>43970985
Updated, thank you. Unsure of why it was just a 4ch link.

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>>43975209
So do you just lurk the thread just to bump it without saying anything?

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This fennec sure is cute. I love reading about her. The architecture high school prom polka fic is still a favorite of mine.

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>>43975209
>she sees your dick approaching her face

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That fic you're writing or thinking about writing, do it for her. You know the one.

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>>43980364
You don’t really care, you’re just making this post as a way to bump the thread like >>43975209 and >>43969156 stop being unhinged and let the thread die if there’s nothing to talk about.

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>>43980461
Don't you get tired of being an asshole?

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>>43923692
>got both physical albums earlier this month
>If only I knew how to read
I'm keeping this idea in my pocket though for when I need to reference it later though.

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>>43980702
He's kind of right, why even bother bumping the thread if its dead as fuck? Just let it be bumped off. A new thread can be made if that happens. I just don't see why someone needs to be so obsessive about bumping the thread whenever its about to die

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>>43980364
Just say Bump next time since that’s what you’re posts always amount to in the end.

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>>43982552
God I love Marine’s ass

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>>43980364
You bet, we'll get to our goals one day

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>>43983511
Same

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>>43980364
I don't think she'd like it that much...

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>>43980364
Thanks for the encouragement, anon. I'll get right back to my story about stalking, kidnapping and raping Luna. I'm sure she'd love to read it.