/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>sorry, i can't go to japan to see any of my genmates
>i don't feel like streami--wait *sniff sniff* a COLLAB with VESPER????? YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Where are the lewd vesperoni fanarts?

[Vesper Noir No.]

WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING *eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph* AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA *jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *punches self in face with boxing glove five times* HOOLEY DOOLEY *pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out* EEEE-AW EEEE-AW *wolf whistle* BWOOOAAGHHH *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* GUHGUHGUHGUHGUH *rubs ass on ground like dog* HAHT MAMA *eyes turn into slot machine slots* WOWZA! *tapdancing sounds, running in a circle* JEEPERS HEEPERS *pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM *slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates* DUUUUUUHHHH *bashes own head with hammer 5 times* OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ *slams chair on table* BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK *old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs* CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA *fireworks shoot from top of head* PHWOAARRR *sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large* HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA *sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground* JEEZ LOUISE *propeller spins on hat comically* WOWEEE *gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants* OINKA OINKA *pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively* HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA *jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity* HAHEEEEEE *pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them* ARROOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOOOO *fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body* WHADDA DAAAAME *starts foaming at the mouth* BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK