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4385626 No.4385626 [Reply] [Original]

>Anon, that girl over there has been looking at you for quite some time now...

>> No.4385765

She looks a little creepy

>> No.4385804

>>4385626
>whip out my dick

>> No.4385951

>Doesn't she look a little too old to be in class?

>> No.4385997

>>4385626
She is just fantasizing about my ass getting fucked by the faggot sitting near the window though.

>> No.4385999

>>4385626
I already told her that I don't have any cigarettes.

>> No.4385998

>>4385626
Oh no, I hope she doesn't molest me...

>> No.4386029

Yeah I just want that fat rump to sit on my face

>> No.4386049

How would she react if I started rubbing my groin through my pants while staring directly into her eyes?

>> No.4386087

>>4386049
She would be a little creeped out, she's just fantasizing about you walking up to her and asking her if she would like to go to the movies with you, not just sex.

>> No.4386140

>>4385626
Shouldn't she be paying attention to the class

>> No.4386147

>>4386087
Oh.
Well I'd do that too after class.

>> No.4386157

I want to hug Marine

>> No.4386204

>>4385999
But anon, she HATES smokers!

>> No.4386217

Flip her the bird.

>> No.4386249

>>4386147
Too late, you already did the crotch rubbing. If you asked her after class she'd probably flake.

>> No.4386263

Why am I in a Christian all girls school?

>> No.4386268

>>4386204
But she sounds like one.

>> No.4386274

>>4386249
DAMN.

>> No.4386634

>>4385626
I had a dream about marine a while ago, we were in some alley way and for some reason she was soaking wet, her body was exactly the same as her avatar but with a normal Asian woman face. We then drank canned coffee and talked for a while until she put her hand on my chin and I woke up. It was a pretty good dream

>> No.4386671

>>4386263
Because you're a christian woman of course.

>> No.4386688

why is a 40 year old pretending to be a high schooler? I don't do drugs, I don't know why a NARC is here to watch over me.

>> No.4386866
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4386866

We need more chuubas in school uniforms

>> No.4387190

>>4385626
Well, tell her to fucking stop. It's getting creepy.

>> No.4387663

>>4385626
Oh shit I hope she didn't catch me looking at her stomach earlier at lunch

>> No.4387720

>>4385626
>Bro, that's my wife

>> No.4387813

How do we know she isn't dead? She hasn't blinked or moved for a while now.

>> No.4387823
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>> No.4388904

>>4385626
eyepatch? beware of possible yandere.

>> No.4389966

>>4385626
>ignore it and spend the rest of my life thinking about what could have become of that relationship if I had actually tried engaging her

>> No.4390133

>>4385626
Yeah that a sexual harrasment. Gotta report you to authority.

>> No.4390277

>>4386866
try nijisanji, they've got a load of them.

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>>4390277

>> No.4390501
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>>4389966

>> No.4390508

>>4385626
No, she's clearly checking out the Chad sitting behind me. Nobody would ever be interested in an ugly fatass like me.

>> No.4390531

>>4387823
Maybe it was a bad decision to build Hololive High next to the local elementary school.

>> No.4390538
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4390538

>>4390332
100% sincere, not even bait.

>> No.4390803

>>4385626
you might not all realize it but marine may be too much for you to handle.

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>>4389966

>> No.4390832

>>4390508
you say that but throughout history you'd be proven wrong. body odor, facial looks, proportions -- all of these things matter based on the beholder and society. some girls naturally smell horrible to me, some smell great naturally.

>> No.4390910

>>4385626
> QUIT STARTINING AT ME YOU FUCKING ROASTIE!
>I know im ugly, i cant do anything about that so fuck off.

>> No.4390943
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>>4389966

>> No.4390989

AAAAAAARGHHHH BREED BREED BREED BREED I NEED TO BREED MARINE WHILE SHE'S PRETENDING TO BE A HIGHSCHOOLER TO PICK UP ON YOUNG BOYS ARGHHHH I NEED TO SMASH MY COCK AGAINST HER WOMB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASS AND MAKE HER CUM OVER AND OVER FOR HOURS ON END AS I IMPREGNATE HER RIGHT IN FRONT OF ALL THE STUDENTS I NEED HER TO SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE LOVES MY COCK SO LOUDLY THAT EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL KNOWS THAT SHE'S A PERVERT WHO PRETENDED TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL JUST TO BE BRED I NEED TO BREED MARINE SO BAD

>> No.4391097

>>4385626
>Forgot my bag in the classroom
>Go after school to pick it up
>Marine is humping the corner of my desk in the empty classroom

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>highschool me
>look back at her
>she's still looking
>look elsewhere nervously
>current me

>> No.4391442

>>4385626
Sorry im into only older women.

>> No.4391504

>>4385951
>not being the teacher

>> No.4391572

>>4390832
not him but any girl that likes a fat ugly guy has something very wrong with her

>> No.4391775

>>4385626
Stop. Don't remind about the girl who has a crush on me in cram school

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>>4389966
>She was just being friendly. There's no way she could possibly be into you, right?

>> No.4391888

>>4386688
Marine 21 Jump Street doujin when?

>> No.4392388

>>4385626
I stab her with my pocketknife for staring too much

>> No.4392450
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4392450

>>4385626
>what she sees

>> No.4392559

>>4392450
BRADDA FISHU

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>>4389966
thank you anon for reminding me of my teenage autism

>> No.4392752

>>4391572
there's a difference between having an objectively ugly face and having a face which doesn't meet someone's preferences. also your smell can be attractive to others...
there are a lot of men who throw themselves under the bus just because they don't look objectively sexy -- you can become subjectively sexy via your cuteness or whatever else someone can find in you. there are so many desires in a face from so many people.

again, some people really do have objectively awful faces. but it's definitely a minority. perhaps an extreme one.

>> No.4392856

>>4385626
Oh, really? With that eyepatch on, she must be quite the chuuni, huh.

It fell through and now she's married to someone else. It's been many years now.

>> No.4392957

>>4392559
PIIPAA

>> No.4393984

>>4385626
"Really? nah, she must be looking at someone else bro"
I said as marine sat there watching me and imagining my best friend fucking me in the ass while she watches

>> No.4394267

Imagine if you were a 6'2" muscular Chad and asked Marine if she'd like to go play touhou while riding your cock

>> No.4394790

>>4394267
well I may not be that but, I am a 175cm builtfat not chad but not beta who can at least try

>> No.4395220

>>4394790
Who's your favorite 2hu?

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>>4389966

>> No.4395399
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>>4389966

>> No.4395735

>>4395220
uh...
of course I know, my favourite one is uh...
well, tell me yours first!

>> No.4395985

>>4395735
LOOK AT THIS SECONDARY YOU DON'T DESERVE MARINE'S STINKY PUSSY

>> No.4395988

>>4395220
>"Sanae is the one I fap to the most"
nailed it

>> No.4396828

>>4395985
uuuuh i like the muscular oni one. yuugi?

>> No.4397044

>>4395220
Rin. I have a thing for death themed waifus

>> No.4397254
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>>4385626
>Get up from the chair.
>Checking her out for a couple of seconds.
>"Ay bby u want sum fuk".
>awkwardsilence.png
>Then everybody laugh including Marine.
>She lightly slaps me at my shoulder and call me a creep.
>Everything go back to normal.
Well, atleast i tried.

>>4395988
This but with either Reisen or Reimu.

>> No.4397405

>>4395988
For me, it is Yuyuko.

>> No.4398316

>>4395985
I tricked you, obvously my favourite is uh the blue fairy one...
Cirno!

>> No.4398392

>>4395220
Yuuka. Yes I am a secondary... I know...

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>>4390277
>>4390538

>> No.4399258

>>4391888
Jump Street but an op goes wrong and Marine gets jumped on by Mexicans for 7 days and 7 nights?

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4399314

I wish a girl would look at me romantically in real life

>> No.4403451

>>4395220
I want to pat Cirno's head.

>> No.4408791

>>4392695
>teenage autism
Lucky. I have adult autism to regret.

>> No.4408860

>>4385626
"Why the fuck is she wearing that eyepatch like she's in a thriller anime, what a fucking nerd. Let's beat her up after school"

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>>4385626
>fuck does she know that i know that she shouldent be here and that im also her age

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>>4385626
>oh god I bet she can smell me. FUCK why didn't I shower this morning?? now she's going to tell all of her friends how stinky I smelled and everyone will know. they'll all laugh at me behind my back about how stinky I am. god fucking dammit what have I done?

>> No.4412876

>>4412450
>Unironically this happened to me with the hottest girl in class

>> No.4413554

>>4390910
only realistic scenario here

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>>4389966

>> No.4414043

>>4385626
Tell that hag i can small her fish pussy from here

>> No.4414510

>>4412876
THE ONE FUCKING DAY, THE ONE GODDAMN DAY WHERE I PASSED OUT THE NIGHT BEFORE AFTER (LAN)-PARTYING AND WOKE UP LATE FOR SCHOOL SO NO TIME TO SHOWER, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.4414621

>>4395220
Mokou, because I'm a yurifag

>> No.4414948

>>4395220
>>4395985
for me it's umm that flying witch and red skirt girl... and then that bunny...

>> No.4415151

>...it's probably because you smell like shit Anon, go take a bath you obese fuck

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>>4385626
>there's a parallel universe where this happened and I'm not in it

>> No.4415778

>>4385626

remind her i need a computer to put the pokemon emulator on her phone.

>> No.4415810

>>4395220
Minoriko, but if I have to pick out of the non-literally whos I'd say Alice

>> No.4415821

>>4395399
UOOOO *ehem* UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

>> No.4415894

>>4389966
Fuck you

>> No.4416595

>>4408791
that too but at least now I can contain my spaghetti better

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>>4389966

>> No.4422171

>>4389966
Man..

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>>4385626
>"So? If she wants something she should just come and ask me. Otherwise I don't care."

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>>4389966
You weren't... supposed to... remind me...

>> No.4427006

>Marine will never look at me
Why am I still here, just to suffer?

>> No.4427126

>>4389966
28 years later and it still hurts

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