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Wife material

>> No.43847350

>>43846207
What's her belly button saying?

>> No.43847473

>>43847350
onegai choose me

>> No.43847838

>>43847473
What are the other options?

>> No.43848114

>>43847350
asking to be fed...

>> No.43848322

She will probably cheat on you with a random 12 year old boy. She ain't loyal.

>> No.43848456

>>43847350
I speak fluent navel, give me a moment...
...alright I've got it. Says his name's Terence P. Fagnut and he'd like an Orange Julius.

>> No.43849648
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43849648

>>43846207
Yes she is.

>> No.43849884

>>43846207
Yep, no objection

>> No.43854632

>>43846207
I don't know, she has lots of qualities but I think I couldn't trust her alone with our son

>> No.43855404

>>43848322
That's why you have to roid out and be strong enough to physically carry her off to your fuck dungeon.

>> No.43855537

>>43854632
That's why you have to take him to see a (clean) prostitute to lose his virginity before she can take his virginity. Once he is no longer pure she will lose sexual interest.

>> No.43857921

>>43848322
>he thinks that any of the girls are actually shotacon and it's not just performative comphet to downplay the fact that they're mostly/entirely interested in girls

>> No.43859694

>>43848322
>Get myself a hagwife and a living onahole as a bonus
Imagine...

>> No.43859704

>>43846207
Based haglover

>> No.43861805

>>43846207
true

>> No.43864180

>>43848322
but enough about your wife

>> No.43864249
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43864249

imagine coming home late after work one night and being confronted with this after entering the front door...

>> No.43867647

>>43847473
you have been chosen

>> No.43869850

>>43849648
is there a Holo with a more edible pussy?

>> No.43870171

>>43869850
luna

>> No.43870331

>>43864249
why is she angry?

>> No.43870787

>>43869850
A-chan, Sora and Aki.

>> No.43871626

>>43846207
sex slave, yes.
Wife, eeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh.

>> No.43872541

>>43855404
nah, your roid shrunken penis will be useless, you need natty gains

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