/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

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Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, and XSOLEIL!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Boys Teamup: https://teamup.com/ksj1sm36oa1p146e26

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>43726303

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This is the anchor post for fics. Please reply here for archival purposes. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.

Thank you!

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I want to beat the shit out of him and choke him out so hard he passes out. I'll continue choking him until he starts frothing at the mouth then I'll stop. When he wakes up he'll have all his limbs removed and he'll be tied down to a chair as I beat the tar out of him with a baseball bat.

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>>43836144
Is it really that hard to wait for the anchor post, mystake schizo?

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>>43837284
the anchor post doesn't need to the the first
t.baker

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LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !

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>>43816642
Do people really believe he'll just up and leave his home country because of some online bs? Despite how much he shits on Britain, Vox loves his friends and family there more than anything to simply leave them behind.

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vox went to america to have sex with his brother

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I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband! Happy that he's finally getting around to crossing another game off the debut list tonight, not too many of those left. If he opens a lobby I might try to get in but I'm so damn rusty ahh... (not to mention I'm a wifi warrior greninja main KEK)
>>43837427
Baker anon got anger management therapy...

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Pio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqZEUkG1vX4
Man, fuck ice storms. Any interesting streams happen after the drunk Noctyx stream? I've got some catching up to do.

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>>43838623
i'm a changed person...............mostly

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doppio is losing it. this is kino

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Fat cat

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>>43837427
Thanks for always baking

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this is great, doppio should do crazy zatsudan more

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>>43839536
no problem. sorry for the typos my sheep brain is vey small

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wuca love! no luca stream today again...
i dreamt about napping with him though

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News:
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Iluna x Ensky Hobby Merch: https://twitter.com/Ensky_Hobby/status/1622430084715126785
Iluna x Sweets Paradise Collab: https://twitter.com/SP_collabo/status/1626511177332457473
Noctyx First Year Anniversary Merch (Sales start February 26th): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1628937763507834882
Luxiem x KFC Collab (Starts February 27th): https://twitter.com/nezu2434/status/1629362287487381504
Luxiem at Anime Impulse SD: https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1627397610410745857
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Noctyx Manekineko Collab (Until Feb 26): https://www.animate.shop/collections/nijisanji-en-vtuber-group-noctyx-x-manekineko-collab-merch
Iluna 6 months
Valentines (Ending Feb 28th)
White Day (Ending March 1st)

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piochan has become chinese

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>>43835117
that's great to see. I've seen anons said he interacts more with his chat too, glad to see him doing well

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piochan is doing good

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uki with selen playing valo

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Kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4584irYURg

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Really want to know who did Pio's bgm. Mostly because both him and Gamma have been using the same music on stream.

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>>43840633
ToT

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please come back faster

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>>43842974
Just check the credits in his stream description, anon...

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>>43843243
Can't imagine the last time I checked descriptions for anything t b h. Thanks anyway.

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dead

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I wonder if shu will join selen and uki in valo ToT....he seems pretty busy? outside of liking arts and watching the occasional stream

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Ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nphtf-_ZXc

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the reverb fucking kills me every time

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alive

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>>43842974
it's mostly dova syndrome

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i miss luca

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How do I avoid getting called the Mystake schizo every time I post?

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Thinking of him... I can't wait to hear his voice again

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>>43850800
when you stop caring that you do

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>>43852865
I try to ignore it but it still happens...

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>>43850800
if you aren’t actually saying anything schizo, you can think of it as a cute nickname

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>>43853199
keep doing that

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>>43850800
That wasn't even you that got (you)'d

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can't believe i missed a(nother) great piochan stream cause i was being social
i got some niji jp merch at least and got my piochan snapshot card too

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I MISS MY WIFE I MISS MY WIFE SO MUCH AND HE'S NOT EVEN ACTIVE ON TWITTER ANYMORE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>43853199
Why haven't you learned to ignore it yet? It's such an old boogeyman.

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I miss Luca... I hope his asthma isn't acting up today...

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>>43857916
he's been liking cat videos, he's okay. his doctor told him to rest anyways

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sex with shu (he's asleep)

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UEEEEEEE......MY LITTLE BROTHER IS ALIVE TOT.....
https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1629705660165152768

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>>43860857
I shouldn't get my hopes up but I'm excited

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>>43860255
sex with shu (2)

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>>43860857
>something special
IT'S THE SEX STREAM

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>>43862029
albans been MIA obtaining 'coffee' for the rest of noctyx so they can deliver us our 7 day orgy stream....sasuga sex cat.....

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the special stream is all 3 of them fisting uki live

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>>43863417
3/4 are anal sluts. Sonny's true gay initiation is to satisfy all three of them anally by way of his hands, tongue, toys and cock before the end of the stream.

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Genuine question, can someone tell me which parts represent which member in the Luxiem logo? I can see Ike and maybe Shu, but I can’t tell with the other members if they’re there

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waiting for cancer screening appointments and results while my oshi is going going to be on break for another 2 weeks is going to drive me crazy I need distraction…

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>>43864288
wings are shu, quill is ike, the bottom of the logo is supposbly luca's tattoos, crown represents all of them, mysta is supposed to be under ike's quill to represent a fox's face or something? the diamons could represent the pins on vox's collar but the logo also makes 0 sense.

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>>43864559
Would make for a decent tattoo at least

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>>43865768
great tramp stamp or womb tattoo

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shubert shrine on /vt/ mc server

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kisses from luca, i need more

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>>43864559
Oh I can see that, but yeah it’s just a bit confusing. Thanks for the explanation anon!

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>>43866004
uuuoooooh! love the purple accents!

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>>43866924
thanks, it took like five days to build lol

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>>43866004
would visit and cum on it

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>>43866983
oh great shuberto may we be blessed with more ponytails

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my demon boyfriend is coming back soon!

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

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hello nenmen is there already a yugo archive? tried archive diving and an anon mentioned making a torrent but I'm not sure if that ever got completed

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>>43869021
some anons are working on it but the yugo archive we had got nuked by anykara after idiots kept spreading it out on twitter

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>>43869021
Archive anon is working on it. For now apart from manually archive diving for some of the vods shared there is also archive briskadet's files (basically vods only with sonny interaction) >>39282045

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>>43850800
kys mystake schizo

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>>43866004
good job!!

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I am holding on to the belief that wife will come back right after the Noctyx anniversary.

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I want to write more fanfics about Sonny being /here/, give me inspiration!

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>>43871554
He reads the post about all the kadets wanting him to DV them and he jerks off to it

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>>43871670
No, too easy, it's not funny enough. I want something totally insane.

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>>43871727
He's that asterbaiter that "likes" when Aster plays fps because he hates Iluna and wants them to flop so the encourages him to play dog shit games

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>>43871727
he's that aussie pomie who's been hitting on femanons

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>>43872216
But Aster's numbers are better when he plays FPS

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>>43872431
He's the pomie trying to groom the hexagon

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dead

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>>43869021
Sorry, that's me (teamup anon) and a friend who are working on it. I've been slacking but your post was a good prodding, I'll try to get it done soon.

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>>43869021
Go to BiliBili, you'll find most of Yugo's vods

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why are there no full body acrylic standees ;u;

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gay crossdressing petplay with vox akuma (cockwarming)

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>>43874079
This general is always dead. I don't think there's much interest here anymore it's embarrassing having to bump it all the time like this.

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>>43871727
He single handedly bred the briskadet fanbase /here/ into being how they are by pretending to be multiple of them, posting off different devices and IPs having conversations with himself and spamming to get around cooldown and to boost the IP count. He regrets it sometimes when he looks here and sees what he's done, but then feels power from how he manipulates anons and joins in pretending to be one of his own fans, ensuring that briskadets will never change their ways and remain his loyal slaves.

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>>43875028
with no fulgur or vox it's quite thin. i go days between checking the thread now while he's gone

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>>43874991
they might have them starting the 27th or something

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>>43875028
anon witnesses a slower thread for the first time, has a mental breakdown

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>>43875028
On my favourite board, I sometimes wait weeks for a reply

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>>43875028
/vt/ anons are fucking spoiled

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>>43876488
i want to eat chicken bucket

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>>43874991
maybe i'm coping but the longer i stare at vox the better he looks. his hat doesn't bother me anymore

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sonny brisko
https://youtu.be/ZVNr94GcVGQ

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Demon on da burger

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he'll be back soon....i missed him...

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come back banana man...

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Pio’s schedule isn’t out yet, but he mentioned some tentative things for next week at the end of stream! Mon/Tues is Your Turn to Die, Friday is a collab with wife, and Saturday is a collab with Kyo

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Ike's playing Little Misfortune this morning! He's going back to his roots of digging up random indie games he'd find in his Steam library. He's excited to play, especially after learning that either the game takes place in Sweden, or is made my Swedish developers. Right now he's staying hydrated and going to refill his water before he officially starts.

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Oh! Apparently the TCB siblings (Shin, Ike, and Izuru from Holostars) will be playing Apex together soon! I'm so happy they managed to work that out and make it happen. Ike will most likely have his POV up while playing.

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Managed to wake up for Ike! I’ve never seen this game before, it’s really strange so far and already pretty uncomfortable. It’s being pretty graphic about the darker subjects and I like that. Watching Ike get weirded out by it is so funny.

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I would love to see more NijiAU collabs including Ren. Their interactions are so sweet and funny.

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ALIVE

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>>43875325
You sound like the one who's about to have a breakdown for pointing out the obvious. Calm down.

>>43875542
Go back

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ඞ

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4 more days! I wonder if we’ll get a mini schedule or something. Probably not.

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>>43880771
glad he's almost home

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Otsonny!! Short-ish smash stream today, I enjoyed it but aussie internet definitely rained on the parade a little. He opened the game mid-battle and spent some time cleaning up unrecruited fighters in challenger's approach and gunning for high scores in home run contest before trying online. I also really liked listening to him reminisce about earthbound and pokemon a bit while playing through some classic mode, mother is a really special series to me too... it doesn't have much replayability as a streamer game and it's grindy as hell but some part of me wishes he would boot it up on stream one of these days, especially since it's on switch online now. Opening a lobby didn't go quite as well, which was what I was worried about considering ninty's shitty p2p online is a far cry from the functioning netcode every modern fighting game has. He did get a few matches with people in though(and of course kat gaming made an appearance)! He's definitely not as proficient in smash as he is in GG but he was able to get stocks off opponents and was still having fun. He really loves falcon's knee... Unfortunately aussie internet struck again, and remaking the room three times with more viewers still unable to join definitely soured the mood a bit, I don't blame him for giving up after that. He closed out by fucking around in the training mode and generally being kind of autistic before jokingly wondering if he'd ever play this game on-stream again. I'm glad he was able to cross it off the list but I also hope he doesn't give up on Ult if he really does have fun with it, I genuinely think WoL and doing challenges is perfectly fine content in smaller doses instead of just playing with viewers. Maybe for idk someday, who knows... at least noctyx anniversary is soon! I'm pretty curious what's in store for the relay but I'm not expecting anything too crazy. Getting some chill solo time with Sonny to reflect on this past year would be enough for me anyways. GGs taichou, sleep well and I'll be looking forward to next week! o7

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Pio-chan is being very cute this morning!

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Cozying up with Ike during a rainstorm in a secluded cabin, as we share a blanket together in front of a fireplace… holy yume thoughts, thanks Ike

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Pio and Kotoka both agree that Ver is easy prey and you could tame him, leash him and put him in a cage...Vermin, your time is now!

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>>43883457
I wish he would do another stream like the campfire one

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missed Sonny's stream, i hate different timezones so much

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Pio doing several full takes in different voices...such a hardworking boy!

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chances that pio also secretly enjoys bl?

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>>43885783
>secretly

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>>43885783
>secretly
... anon

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>>43885783
It's not even a secret

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Doppio has talked about BL?

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>>43885877
>>43886125
>>43886155
I've only ever heard of him enjoying otomes and other assortment of pretty boys but not really bl, that's why i got curious

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Hex must really be struggling with the hate. Its his third time bringing it up

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>Pex Haywire
This stupid bitch

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Sonny and Uki both said his orig song was good…

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ToT

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>>43886763
Whose

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He dropped the glass and broke it...

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He's fucking bleeding and there's broken glass on his table

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>>43886911
And then he continues drinking…

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>you guys are so sweet I've never had somebody this caring in real life
Baby....

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Using tissue to clean the wound. Hes a mess.

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DON'T GRAB A FUCKING BEER????

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>>43886993
He's turining into an alchoholic.........it's the cursed of deep voice nijien members

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>>43887110
Hes a lost cause.

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Aww his mom is coming over tomorrow

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Water is code for more beer.

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Hexy you just coughed straight into my ear there

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Ike's stream is over, with some classic YouTube scuff right at the end. I fell asleep halfway through, and only managed to catch the last ten minutes or so of the stream, but it seems like the game was a very wild ride of emotions with him. That secret ending tells me everything, "Yikes forever." I got to see his cute expressive reactions and listen to him talk about all the little Swedish easter eggs in the game, so it was a comfy time regardless! I hope my Ikey has a good day ahead of him, and I hope today treats you well, anons.

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He dropped his mom's favourite crystal wine glass...

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>it's 15 dollars, that's worth more than me

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>>43882423
otsonny kadet
>>43887460
hope you have a good day too quilldren!

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Took off work for this stream and it was worth it

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Hex is playing plants vs zombies tomorrow!

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i miss wife

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>I'm the emo serial killer version of Howl
??????

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Goddam even when he's drunk he's flirty, he really is a whore down to his core

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>>43887857
What did he mean by that

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Why would you tell him to end stream ugh

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>>43887967
I have absolutely no idea

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Whelp. Otsu Hexy

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>>43888020
Concernfags

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Drunk streams are always time bombs waiting to happen. Still don't know how anycolor allow them when info leaks are at risk.

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>>43888226
Could have gotten another hour of time.

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>>43888313
if youve watched mysta, he says their managers watch them the entire stream when they do those kind of things so they can pull the plug if something ever goes wrong on them

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I can't believe I woke up to catch the most chaotic part of the drunk stream, it's 8am hex my brain isn't even awake on a Sunday....please come back to NA times....

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>>43883846
ver would be so easy to break. and fun too, with all his loud screaming and moaning

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>>43888467
He's also said during the Outlast one they gathered round and had a good time

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I want to eat a KFC chicken bucket and pretend i'm eating pieces of Shu's flesh

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>>43889069
sanest yaminion post

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>>43888467
>luca's manager heard him piss on stream in his first drunk asmr stream

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>>43888467
Rip Vox's manager he's either uncomfortable the entire time or just rock hard

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man the kfc art is really cute...

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Thank you soup

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>>43889731
thank you anon for posting this i owe you my life

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I want mommy's milkies....I miss my wife

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So much demon yume arts these days, I love it

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>>43889731
I wish I was a big guy so I could princess carry him around... and hold his waist with just one hand

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>>43890038
holy cow that size difference

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>>43890077
It is very cute

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I forgot they drew this too, love their art so much

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>>43890294
>>43890183
I don't speak chinese so I don't know, is the big dude their kindredsona or it's onigiri but monster form?

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>>43890538
It's onigiri, they ship em together

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>>43890579
cuute. A shame there isn't translation for their little comics

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>>43886436
I can't recall him talking about any specific bl but I do remember saying that he just likes general romance regardless, it just seems that he mentions otome/general joseimuke stuff more

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my wife...........doko........doko..........

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sex with my dead wife

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>>43891578
Dead and gone....
>>43891910
I'd fuck his cold stiff corpse just to get my revenge

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>>43891910
.......no..... wife is not dead!

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>>43892806
anon......it's time to let it go.....

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>>43893495
We can all die together....a suicide pact

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>>43893891
finally, took us one year but the suicide pact will happen....

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T-T

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>>43893930
Wife is the first sheep that jumped off the edge, we're all just following him

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>>43872216
>>43872431
>>43872732
Step 2 in chasing femanons out of /vt/ for good: Falseflag as a pomudachi. This kills 2 birds with one stone because it also paints those godawful pomies in a negative light. He is initially disgusted that he has to pretend to like the 4chan kadets and quilldren, no way in a million years would he want to have any physical contact with one. Overtime though, the way they react with vile disgust pleases him and makes him laugh so he sekuharas femanons for fun too. He likes to pretend they're lolis so he feels less weird about it. Everyone on /a/ is a little girl anyways so, eh what the fuck. It seems despite all his efforts, briskadet posting activity has not decreased. In fact, some of them feed into the disgusting flirting(for some god damn fucking reason jesus christ if you're one of them, stop). He wonders why certain kadets don't just date the pomies so both can have lives and leave this shithole forever. He unironically tries to set them up, even encouraged the hexagon to date the pomie that one time. Unfortunately, that feat turns out impossible, as pomudachis are pathetic turbovirgins. Ugh, it's not like he enjoyed fake-flirting with the kadets or anything!

>>43875038
Step 3: Give Briskadets a bad enough reputation that they get chased off the board from simply posting. He continues to falseflag, making kadets say the most vile shit imaginable. It's a lot more difficult that he imagined because 33% of /NijiEN/ is Briskadets, and Sonny is liked enough by even maleanons that nobody cares expect for holoniggers. He is kind of sad that he turned them into DV crazed imoutos but feels a sense of power from the amount of control he has...Hmm, he can easily manipulate them on a whim...Perhaps there's still a chance to save them yet!

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>>43894214
This is just mean

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>>43836148
sonny/briskadets, tsundere sonny, 4chan

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>>43836148
>>43895645
>>43895407
oh whoops forgot to tag the post

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luxiem panel tickets soon

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>>43896602
good luck to whoever is getting those

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got my panel ticket, i may not get to meet any of the boys but at least ill still see them

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>>43896602
Did they charge for panel tickets last year?

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>>43898195
just for the VIP package but the general panel was free to the public since it was outside. i think it's the same situation theyre just not calling it VIP anymore but you have priority seating and get put into the raffle to ask them a question during the panel.

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luxiem's panel tickets sold out in 28 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

I'm wondering if I should leave this site behind for good. I don't get pleasure out of talking about Mysta here like I used to. I just feel anxious that his antis will latch onto whatever I say. And I'm always getting called the Mystake schizo, and I hate seeing negativity centered around him all the time. I could handle it when more Mystakes were around but Mystakes are disappearing. I'm sad and worn out. I wish everyone could see his good side like I do. But even that I've ruined thanks to my own actions. And I know I'll just get called self-victimizing again but it really does depress me that more numberfags talk about him here than his own fans.
I love Mysta. I wish everyone else loved him too.

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>>43899225
its time to leave the site anon, mysta doesn't like you being on this site himself so you're better off if you can't handle it anymore.

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>>43899225
Feel better, mystake! Maybe finding another place to talk about him would be good for you, don't let this place take something that brings you joy and sour it.

Anons ain't worth all that.

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>>43899343
It makes me so sad... I just feel so sick... I really wanted to talk about how much I loved Mysta with other Mystakes but I fucked it all up. It makes me want to kill myself, knowing I've hurt my oshi's reputation by my own hand. I hope everyone knows I had good intentions. I know it's not enough.

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>>43899585
you're fine, ive vented about my oshi and it got turned into a shitpost against him. sucks that you can't vent about them anywhere other than some solo off account but you learned the hard way. look at yaminions, many of them have left because they got tired of it and just want to enjoy shu on their own.

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>>43899225
it always surprised me how there's not many mystakes here desu. Maybe i'll find people to talk about him on the discord, even if it won't be that great because discord are cesspools too

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>>43899692
Thank you. I know anons find it funny but it really does torment me that I hurt my own oshi in such a way. I feel guilty and angry about it every day. I wish I had a time machine.
>>43899576
>>43899725
Thank you, I appreciate it. And yeah, that's the hard part. I don't know where else to go to discuss him. And I always had fun liveposting him so it's a strange change to my routine.

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>>43899979
if it makes you better the only one who keeps bringing up le bad mystakeschizo it's the schizo who's obsessed with you for some reason. As other anons said, if you just ignored/filtered i'm pretty sure you could still use this site. I don't remember much of what you did but that was more than 8 months ago and whoever still cares about that is a retard who wants to stir shit up again, even more now that we're in slow days

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>>43899225
Ok

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>>43900245
I guess the problem is just my obsession with him. I obsess over every little aspect of Mysta's life, which means I feel the need to archive dive for every post about him too. And seeing antis talk about him really makes me upset. I guess I could block the archive sites and use more filters. I don't know if that'd help though.

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>>43899979
I don't understand why you can't let it go, just keep posting like you always have and ignore the schizo obsessed with "Mystake schizo."

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>>43901265
I don't care about that person nearly as much as antis.

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>>43901194
then stop looking for anti posts anon....even if you're curious, at the end of the day antis are just stupid niggers anyway. And most of them don't even watch the livers, they just like to bait. It's only going to make you more upset if you do so, try to watch a mysta compilation if you feel like doing that again

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>>43901194
Stop looking for anti posts. And if you keep obsessing over every little aspect of his life like this, it'll hurt a lot once you start losing interest in him.

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>>43901194
You're just as annoying as the antis but you do have a point. I used to look up his name in the archive so I don't miss out on discussion and 80% of the posts would be from /#/. Shitposting and antis aside, it frustrated me that they were always doxx him and the doxx never gets deleted.

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>>43899225
You're the one who bought a pass faggot see you tomorrow

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4 hours till the next boy's stream or 7 more hours

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>>43901590
>>43901963
>>43902363
You're right. Sorry for always being so whiny and thank you for always entertaining me. It feels better to talk about it with people. I hate how Mystakes get blamed for doxposting when his antis always do it so openly and shamelessly.

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March is so close, but it still feels far away

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>>43902925
You're welcome. Try to focus on positive things.
Mystakes will continue to get blamed for doxxposting because they kept talking about his alt account. It'll take some time for anons to forget that. All you can do is do your best to become a better fan.

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I still think luxiem should get shota model as their 2nd outfit

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Are there really that little mystakes here? I feel like I see a few from time to time and he always gets liveposted

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>>43903944
i've seen at least 2 ritual poster mystakes in main

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>>43899225
this isn't your fucking blog every day i see your unfilterable posts. nobody cares you can't ignore shitposters like other anons. gb2 editing your clips and shut the fuck up

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>>43903944
Most of them stay in main.

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>>43903913
I think it would be soooo funny if Ike got a shota alt model for april fools in the future, the funniest and the cutest joke ever, that would be soooo clever. And his favorite jp senpai did something similar wouldn't it be cool to walk in his path, Ike, wouldn't it? Haha, I'm just joking but wouldn't that be really cool and clever?

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>>43904015
You don't know how to filter images?

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>>43904150
imagine if they all do that on april 1st...

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>>43903944
Tend to stay in main for live posting but there's a cute lucub here I enjoy seeing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43904015
Calm your cervix lady, that is a small and vulnerable femanon whose emotional and needs hugs regardless of if you agree with her views or not.
Come here cute Mystake, I will comfort you and make sure the nasty antis don't hurt you <3

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>>43904904
So this is how "normal" pomies feel watching their promiscuous brethren... sou desu ne

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>>43904904
The broskadets have been becoming increasingly creepy.... what's up with that?

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Vox Akuma is my wife.

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>>43903913
ToT

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Vox wants to be drawn in a tanktop. What a cutie

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mi manca il mio gatto

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luxiem outfit when

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Faggot

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>>43906901
Why are you mean to him...

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>>43906938
Because he’s cute

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>>43904467

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I miss my grumpy sleepy wife

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I want to kiss Sonny

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>>43907110

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>>43908318

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>>43908539

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>>43908901

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alive

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milord making a voice tweet and its just 40 seconds of him laughing

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happy one year, noctyx

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>>43908924

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>>43911801

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Wife doko?

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I was rewatching some old vods of wife because I miss home so much, come home soon wife the kids are getting antsy, and he gets really nervous when there are more than 3k people watching him. I thought his stage fright would lessen as time went on, but it hasn’t and it worried me a bit… I just want wife to know that he deserves a big audience that loves him and knows that we’d jump at the chance to hug and kiss him.

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>>43910555
It’s so precious

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noctyx first anniv merch is up! be sure to get your goods now in case they sell out
https://nijisanji-store.com/collections/noctyx-1st-anniversary

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that wife's ominous timer waiting room goes live in 7 hours

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noctyx relay tomorrow!
order is sonny, uki, alban and fulgur last!

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So Ren is going on a 2 week break, despite barely streaming as is. lol

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>>43914860
i'm so excited....i love noctyx so much......TOT

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>>43914860
6 hours, starting from 9PM EST...Why do I have to work the next morning...

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>>43914938
prescience

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>>43914860
finally!!!!!

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>>43914860
>start at 9PM
>wife last
i will be pulling an all-nighter since i work work at 8AM the next day... the only feeling i have for him right now is contempt. i'm not even excited for it. but i know the moment i hear his voice i'm going to instantly forgive him. i fucking hate him

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>>43914860
That's too late for me I think I'll miss alban's stream...

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luca...are you awake...

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So according to Fuuchan's tweet, I'm guessing they will all be reacting to their own debut for the first ~30 minutes of their own streams and then playing a game together for the last hour?

[Anonymous No.]

uki schedule

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>>43916262
>minecraft
wife..............first they make you a cat, now they're making you play mc.....not like this........

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I am Writing an excuse to write smut with Luca but the build up, even though it's just building up a bit of an OC's identity, is really exciting to write! Even though it's not my best, just doing it makes me happy.

I can't wait for my big booby prostithot to get raileeeeed

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So did they decide on this relay thing only really recently? Because 4 days ago Sonny said he was thinking of what to do for a celebration stream unless he’s still doing something on his own

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>>43899225
See you tomorrow mystake schizo. Just like William Afton, you always come back.

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>>43916298
Fuu getting the special gin out for this

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>>43916438
seems that way other than fulgur's idea that launches in 7 hours

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>>43916438
i hope they still do solo zatsu streams for their one-year too...

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LUCA DOKO WHERE IS YOUR TWEET ARE YOU OKAY

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Aster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luBz8uPRQg8

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>>43916626
He just tweeted, bossu is aliiiive!!!

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>>43916582
that's just his free chat waiting room expiring

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>>43916853
he heard me, i was getting worried that he was sick

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>>43916968
I have never wanted to give a man some orange juice and vitamins as much as I want to give them to Luca

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>>43917051
if only it would actually help him, his asthma is such a debuff for him

[Anonymous No.]

>Aster with all this meta discussion about YouTube, his channel plans going forward and goals
>It's the most logical answers

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?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwheqxMPOCY

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>>43918946
he was with the others in japan?

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>>43918946
...huh

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>>43918971
i thought he didn't go? everyone else did their return stream and stuff and no one mentioned meeting him.....? i was confused when i opened youtube and saw this....i thought the mystakes would have answers....

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>>43918946
this made me wonder if vox was also in japan too

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>>43919063
well, uki did come back earlier than everyone else and said he wasn't in japan till the others confirmed it. i wonder if he asked them to not talk about him being there or he just hung out without them but that's weird?

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>>43918946
i wonder if luxiem did work stuff in japan again.... luca said on his return zatsu that a few days on the trip he was doing work, and i feel like ike was mentioned in a weirdly low number of the japan trip stories the others told

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>>43919166
>>43919346
>>43919112
people in prechat are acting like it's not a surprise.....i thought i just missed something....well i guess we can only wait and see....

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>>43918946
huh

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It's nice to see Aster wants to start making big changes to his channel and I hope he reaches his goals and gets more recognition. I greatly wish kyo adapts the same mindset. I really really want to see kyo be more motivated, lively, and creative with his channel. Lately he's just been playing recycled games and I greatly miss his more creative content like the moonbros podcast, are you smarter than a vtuber, confessions stream, rice washing troll stream, ect. In general I love when he does more unique commentary themed content since hes 100 times more entertaining then when hes playing some games. Of course I don't want him to push himself too hard though, I just see allot of unique potential in him and would love to see him grow

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>>43919457
man that moonbros podcast really flopped

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>>43919498
Well you can't really do a podcast when one third of the act doesn't talk in his own content and the other two thirds are prone to miss streams

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>>43919498
Aster is a fucking charisma blackhole

[Anonymous No.]

Wifes free chat is doing something in 5 hours r-right? W-we're getting a stream right...?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0/status/1630052328916107266

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>>43919457
>I greatly miss his more creative content like the moonbros podcast, are you smarter than a vtuber, confessions stream, rice washing troll stream
Are you smarter was based upon a Twitch trend at the time (which we know Kyo is a huge fan off) and confessions was directly taken from Scarle, much like how Kyo did the pets rating thing the same week as Ren. Moonbros was a dud. Legit the only creative thing he did for himself was wash Rice incorrectly.

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>>43920175
i've been eyeing that waiting room for one year........i wonder if wife's brain is big enough he prepared something....

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>>43920214
>am I the asshole
I don't know if that's a popular series to a lot of streamers but this one youtuber I watch has a series on his channel just like that, with the same name even

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my husband is reacting to nijien clips! fuck asthma
https://youtu.be/vvw9T28E7H8
https://youtu.be/vvw9T28E7H8

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>>43920580
it’s a subreddit thing.

[Anonymous No.]

oh i was worried for you but you were just being stupid again

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>>43920754
kyo was the redditfag all along

[Anonymous No.]

luca this happened multiple times to you already you arent learning from experience at all...

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>>43920451
It’s either something related to lore or he played the long game and it’s just something to fuck with us. Both options are viable since fuuchan has been commissioning nonstop so I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s something of that matter and also he loves to make us suffer so if it was all just a joke I’d laugh my ass off but I’d also want to throttle him.

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>>43920975
Surely you should know by now that Luca refuses to learn from a lot of his actions? Some people process things differently

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>>43921048
it's going to be nothing and then he'll tweet something like 'wait, you were expecting something? don't be silly' and i'll track him down and rape him

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>>43921189
>track him down and rape him
anon that's what he wants...he's been planning this all along.

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>>43918946
it's highly probable than bobon and mika were in japan too with him

[Anonymous No.]

cute luca and sonny...

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>>43920214
>Collab with doppi
Right....I wonder how that would turn out

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>>43921287
I'm going to fucking emotionally terrorize him because physical abuse does nothing to him, I'm going to goddam threaten his dog with rat poison

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>>43921724
Well considering he erased the Golf stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>eating luca KFC while watching him live
lucky cn sisters

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>>43921822
not dog....he didn't do anything wrong.......

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>>43920803
Same as it ever was

I need him to take better care of his cartridges though!!! Luca please!!!

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>>43921939
He needs to learn his fucking lesson and not be a bratty cheeky little fucker, since rape and beating the shit out of him won't do anything except make him rock hard I WILL emotionally abuse him. Dog will be threatened with kidnapping and rat poison and I will take all of his BL books and replace it with shitty het romances.

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>>43922069
i have no faith in him

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>>43920851
I think we've all know this

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>>43922108
i tried coming up with a sexy response but instead wrote a long schizo rant about what i'd tell him and got it out of my system, i feel better now

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>>43922242
Dude, I say that but he can fuck up and keep doing it and I'll still love him

I'm the worst kind of enabler ; ;

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>>43923078
its okay, i am too. ill still judge him for it

[Anonymous No.]

ive never heard his voice that deep before

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>>43922900
I just want to beat the shit out of him until he learns his lesson. I'll pull out his teeth one by one using pliers. Stick electrodes down his arms and legs socket and zap him like a fucking lightning rod. I'm going to stomp on his balls and beat his heat in with a baseball bat then use the bat to sodomise him.

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>>43919346
now I'm thinking what if shu is in japan still maybe preparing for things (recording 3d hmmmm), maybe they decided to stagger the recordings so the whole wave isn't absent at once....Ike did say he didn't have to do work when he came back from his most recent jp trip though

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>>43925058
please don't pull his teeth out, it'll ruin his face, which i can still admire as long as he shuts the fuck up. too bad he doesn't have nails you can do that to instead.

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>>43925601
It's in the furniture he can get fake teeth, I'm going to pluck off his eyelashes one by one and beat his face in until it is unrecognizable. I'm going to gouge out this beautiful grey eyes because they're fake anyways he can get new ones. I want to jam his throa2 up so he can't probably breath.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised everyone's so confused about Mysta having went to Japan. The guy has always taken opsec seriously. It's pretty clear to me that he just told the others to omit him from their stories until he got back.

[Anonymous No.]

>thread starts with wife abuse
>thread ends with wife abuse

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>>43926214
They're both me

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>>43925959
all his body hair is probably fake. pluck his pubes off one at a time while you're at it. instead of teeth, get him one of those metal mouth gags and let him slobber all over himself like a dog. added bonus of preventing him from speaking.

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>>43919063
He probably asked people not to mention him. He had hang ups about that (for safety purposes, which is reasonable)

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>>43926307
You don't understand, I want to leave real permanent physical harm that he can see and it'll remind him to be a good boy and to never pull this shit again lest he wants me to gouge out his eyes, slit open the sides of his mouth and sodomise him with a rusty metal pipe

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>>43926307
He mentioned that the radiation is so bad during his time that he has to get synthetic hair

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>>43926015
Mystakes have unresolved issues with separation anxiety

t. Mystake

t.

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>>43926610
Smooth hairless little bitch I'm going to break his fucking jaw

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>>43925255
i wish but unfortunately i don't think shu is in japan anymore you can roughly estimate when shu flew to and from japan based on the days when he disappeared off twitter for over 24h and he likely flew back around the 17th like everyone else... also his sleep schedule was corrected back to EST last wednesday

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>>43926519
the possibility he could get off to this is irritating me. i hope his archivist outfit ends up stuck in rigging hell and keeps getting delayed in tiny increments so it keeps him hanging by a thread
>>43926610
he's smooth like a baby because he didn't bother getting body hair implanted kek

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>>43927209

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>>43926775
>t.

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>>43927404
sorry i got so schizo over his break i've been tracking his twitter activity every day

[Anonymous No.]

How the heck do cartridges even get corrupted? Is Luca’s house too moist or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43927226
That's why I want to emotionally terrorize him by threatening his dog, I'm going to replace all his healthy granola and yoghurt with coco puffs and cream cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>43927988
he hasn't played it since he lived in a basement so who knows

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>>43927209
damnnn....I only roughly know he comes online in the morning jst and slightly after 9pm jst ish, his sleep schedule is an enigma. but i really wonder perhaps the past months of his break wasn't just because of burnout and stress like maybe it was that and also him moving out or personal matters with family, i wish he would tell us but probably not. sorcerer I miss you....