/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>43719931

[Anonymous No.]

I've been out of the loop for 19 months, why isn't gurma streaming as much and weird discourse surround her? Does she have a medical condition or something?

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[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

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Gura said streams would be "spotty" but it looks like her definition of "spotty" is little to no streams at all. She even said that she desired to do things with us and offcollab while in Japan, but I guess those were just empty words like always.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

>18 hours a day

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>>43748572
Okay but what if Bloop did a flip?

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>>43748572
>us

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura hasn't streamed in a week, she's literally never going to stream again
>Gura hasn't streamed in a week because she literally hates us and plans on graduating this time for sure
>all I ever do is try to rationalize my paranoid delusions on 4chan
Kill yourself, my man.
Anyways, post some cute Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Will we ever have another Gawraoke?

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>>43748530
Can dinogura beat Gawr in a fight?

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>>43748738
Dino Gura can use firearms

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>>43748738
Do we have enough Gura variants to do a mexican dbz power level chart?

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura
Hope she isn’t too anxious about the showcase. I remember dreading having to do speeches in uni. It was always bit debilitating until I got it over with.

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>>43748821
If you count the distorted fanmade ones, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Aaahhhh just one week for the show
IM GETTING ANXIOUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43748781
truly a weapons master

[Anonymous No.]

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>43748970
She's dangerous when provoked
>>43749181
Welcome, make sure to post a cute Gura image

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>>43748821
Gura(forma de casco) has a higher powerlevel than all other Guras(forma de retarda)

[Anonymous No.]

Gura says she is cute, but she is, in fact, the cutest. I am enraged by this egregious lie. I think Gura should be severely corrected, and I voluteer to this necessary duty.

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>>43748681
>Return
>Doesn't stream in over a week
Nice "return"

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>>43749420
Marine did say she might even be number 1 in Hololive

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https://twitter.com/MerryTail_/status/1629160764786212869
yes I stole it from global

[Anonymous No.]

So you all guys realize gura isn't actually a anime girl and that she's just a real woman controlling an anime character right? And she doesn't even participate in the stuff jap idols do? So she's just like every female streamer? She even alludes to it in her streams with irony to make you feel better about it and make sure you don't leave out of self-awareness.

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>>43749475
Do these girls enjoy making me feel this way?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hey look, Ame is gonna stream in 2 hours. Another Myth member has no problem streaming, what's Gura's excuse? Well, we might get some Gura info at least

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>>43749537
>we might get some Gura info at least
Wouldn't count on it. Ame couldn't even be bothered to invite Gura to that offcollab.

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I feel happier whenever I see threadshitters crying in here. All they ever do is think about us and brainstorm new demoralization posts for 16+ hours per day.

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>>43748572
Yeah, if she would just be honest and say "don't expect many streams while I'm in Japan" then I wouldn't have a problem. But she doesn't want to upset her fanbase so she lies and says "spotty". Just tell the truth Gura

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>>43749582
Maybe she did and Gura said no

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>>43749537
I really want an EN to try their hand at armored core

[Anonymous No.]

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

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>>43749601
eslbud...

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I've been thinking about it but there really isn't too many games with goofy cutscenes and silver haired ojisans.

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>>43749680
I think it's the pajeet that keeps making /b/ threads, his writing style is the same.

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>>43749636
Ame never said she invited Gura so it's safe to assume she didn't until proven otherwise.

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>>43749680
I'm not esl retard. Spotty doesn't mean 1 stream every 1 or 2 weeks. Yesman are so retarded

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>>43749723
Indeed, as you can see by his next reply he can't even read that spotty is similar to words like erratic...I don't even think he knows what that word is anyways

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She's so cute buds....

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>>43749767
He insists he isn't ESL, but can't understand the definition of spotty despite it being so simple.

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>>43748572
>>43749601
>>43749738
>doesnt understand what "spotty" means
SEAmonkey-chama I....
>>43749723
He's an anti from south east asia. He's been manically anti-ing gura ever since her return stream. Its very easy to spot him since his way of typing never changes.

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I have never seen a genuinely decent comment that uses the term "yesman" unironically.

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>every holomem that gura meets mention that shes cute
I want to meet Gura

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>>43749509
Sir this is the virtual youtubers board, not the fleshtuber board.

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>>43749869
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidemiology_of_schizophrenia
I wonder if it's all the volcanic gasses they breathe in

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>>43749823
You do know this is just looping right back around to 'it could mean a few different things but turns out it was NOSTREAMSLOL', right? Do we really need to do this shit again? Absolutely no one is interested in the Gura onahole tweet, you'd rather do this two threads in a row?

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>>43749956
I wish it was a real product

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>>43749905
They are right

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>>43749891
Because it's a term that was genuinely only made for pissing people off or making shit posts.

[Anonymous No.]

Did the shart die?

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I miss me wifer

[Anonymous No.]

I just have a feeling that once her 1 year contract is up in September, she is going to quit. After the 3D live she's done everything she's talked about wanting to do. Maybe we'll get another solo original song before she leaves like we did we Sana

[Anonymous No.]

I want some stream
like come on, 1 per week
i'm at the fucking bargaining stage here

[Anonymous No.]

She's totally going to graduate this time, unlike the previous 30 times you've predicted it.

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>>43750355
Yes fellow chumbud, right after a tempus collab. This time for sure!

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>>43750355
ANY YEAR NOW!!!!

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i tooted

[Anonymous No.]

Nope, the shark will die before she "graduates"

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>>43750502
*SNIFF*

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[Anonymous No.]

At least we'll get to see a few seconds of Gura during orange and pink woman's showcases...

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>>43750355
Just like the last two years she was gonna quit, right "chumbud"?

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>>43750665
i'm not going anywhere near kiara's showcase. it'll be tainted with nijishit.

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>>43750665
Don't care, I want streams.

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>>43750355
Why quit when she doesn't even need to stream?

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>>43750665
I'm not watching pink woman's showcase.

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>>43750760
Wow, what an anti. I can't believe you want Gura to stream.

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Gurass

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>>43750760
no you don't. you just want to shitpost. you'll just find another angle when she does stream.

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>>43750813
rubrubrubrubrub

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Sorry Chumkeks Gura and I are enjoying a trip to the beach.

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>>43750359
>>43750760
>1 per week
She has done 4 streams in the past 11.5 days, that's equivalent to 2.43 streams per week; Her comeback zatsu, the Valentine's Day date, the off-collab and the announcement zatsu. Not to mention appearing on Subaru's stream and Ollie's Apex Tournament.


On top of ALL that she has released brand new music and a music video, shown off new accessories and hair designs for her model and released probably the cutest daki ever to exist - And you're complaining?? Even though we KNOW we're getting to see her 3D Live Showcase in a few days? I don't get fake chumbuds like you. Patientchads always win in the end.

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>>43750869
>no tail

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>>43750869
Why censored AI art? But also UUUOOOOH ToT cute Gabby

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>>43750869
i would like to advertise on this site

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>>43750869
where are her arms?

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>>43750869
>No tail
>No gills
>Backwards feet

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>>43750813
Based Gurass poster
>>43750869
That's Gabby...

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>>43750869
Uhhh... mods??

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>>43750893
Her last stream was 7 days ago.

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>>43748539
>it's been nearly 2 years can I get a qrd I was in a coma/jail/my wife was getting plowed while I was overseas

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbies a certain bratty Shark is being extra smug this morning. What do?

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>>43750893
I don't count the offcollab as anything but a Valentines robbery. Fucking Cover.

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>>43750816
No, I want streams, and I don't care about these hypothetical shitposters in your head.

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>>43751032
So? She's busy, in Japan, can't stream much on her shitty laptop and we have been given an abundance of content in the past few weeks to enjoy. Go watch the date stream again or stream Sweet Appetite like an actual fan instead of bitching and complaining like an anti.

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>>43751108
sure thing, wheelman

[Anonymous No.]

I'm evolving.
Into the emperor of /ggg/.

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>>43751135
>antis will shitpost anyway so nothing should ever get better

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>>43751136
>abundance of content
i honestly can't tell if this sort of posting is falseflagging like those fags going "only antis want mroe streams"

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>>43751136
>can't stream much on her shitty laptop
THEN GET A NEW SETUP OR USE COVERS OFFICE! No one else has this problem and can still stream in Japan just fine, it's just Gura being like this. Stop making excuses for her.

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>>43751102
Spanking until smugness subsides, repeat every 4-6 hours as needed

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>>43751330
We all want more streams retard, I would be happy if she streamed 7 days a week but I realize it's not realistic, so I am satisfied with and grateful for the content she has given us recently. People get complacent so quickly.

>>43751375
Gura isn't based in Japan, doesn't speak Japanese, is extremely busy and it's her first time in the country. It's not remotely comparable to the other girls.

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>>43751437
also add that she suffers from a chronic illness

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>>43751437
The ENs who dont speak Japanese stilled streamed.
>>43751513
Oh it's the anon making stuff up again.

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>>43751375
She simply doesn't want to stream, she never did. All streams are done out of obligation, if you don't like it just leave and find someone else to watch

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>>43751575
oh its the anon who is in totally denial again

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>>43751575
>stilled streamed
Lmao how shocking, another ESL anti. Learn English.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey larper I wasn’t done horny posting. You got a really itchy report trigger. I gotta go so you can report me right away I guess since you’re already camping here.

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Where the pictures at?

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>>43751649
SEA hates gura for some reason.

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>>43751706

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>>43751595
>She simply doesn't want to stream, she never did
Then she should say it instead of lying about all the things she says she wants to do with us and pretending that there's something preventing her from streaming when there isn't.

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I believe every Chumbie should attach a cute Gura image for every post they make.

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>>43751649
*still streamed
Happy now? The other ENs who also don't speak JP still streamed, but Gura doesnt.

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>>43751678
me behind gura

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>>43751826
I agree

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There's just no way a girl dealing with an illness could stream while in Japan

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>>43751891
Speaking Japanese isn't the only hurdle I mentioned.

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>>43751915
So go watch Ina and post in /wah/ then

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>>43751915
Christ look at the games. Cover needs to get off their asses and get more GAMES.

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>>43751800
that would make her look bad, sounds like a stupid move

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>>43751716
Its 3am here bud, blame other region.

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>>43752011
Doesn't matter if it makes her look bad, she should be honest and stop lying to us. Just say you don't want to stream instead of making it seem like you do.

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I'm pretty sure chumbies have already argued with the shitposter before but what constitutes a lie exactly?

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>>43751136
>can't stream much on her shitty laptop
zatsus can be done form her fucking phone. this has NEVER been a real excuse
she's using the same shitty laptop the other girls are, no?
and i very much doubt something like holocure is unstreamable, don't think Cover gave her a 2001 lenovo

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>>43752103
Complain to Cover if you think she's lying about official business.

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>>43752135
I dunno chumbie. That thing was dying from a simple zatsu.

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>>43751930
>muh busy
So is everyone else, yet they can still stream. Face it, there's no excuse for Gura not streaming .

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>>43752129
The most recent example is when Gura said her last stream would be under an hour, but she actually went over that.

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>>43752169
see >>43752153

[Anonymous No.]

What will be the new explanation for why there are no streams after Gura returns from Japan?

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>socially and emotionally stunted neet arm chair psychologizes why the 4 million sub vtuber he’s emotionally dependent on hates him

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>>43751962
Not arguing that but in this case Ina was being Ina, she really wanted to finish Pokemon.

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>>43752185
She can't keep getting away with this!

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>>43752129
A lie is any time Gura wasn't completely explicit in a way that even an ESL with a double digit IQ can understand.

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>>43752212
Literally me fr fr.

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>>43752185
If Gura lies about this, what else has she lied about? Did she actually not clean up the broken glass from her floor?

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>deleted

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>>43751915
I know people like using Ina and Ame to try and start a fanbase war, but you guys do know both Ina and Ame would have less practice to do since they're not apart of stuff like holo*27 right? There's a reason why Kiara did far less streams than she usually does and Bae who has less to do than anyone else in japan right now is streaming the most

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>>43752185
ill never believe her words again..

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>>43749869
Then why did she use the term spotty instead of saying barely any streams. She used it because it's so vague and retards like you can use it to defend laziness

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>>43752185
Nyo...
She lied to me...

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>>43752424
I can't imagine gawr gabagool thinking that far ahead like that. Are you sure shes that smart chumbie?

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>>43752135
I think holocure might actually run worse than you think, when too much stuff is going it on chugs on my PC and I'm running wizard game at 1440p as we speak. While I don't believe her craptop prevents the other things, it might explode ten minutes into stage 2 or something.

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>>43751136
Every other Myth member is also busy and they can stream. She just doesn't like streaming anymore but won't admit it.

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>>43752483
ok we get it. you can go now.

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>>43752481
My 7 year old laptop runs Holocure just fine. Simultaneously streaming it on the other hand with Cover's retarded L2D model app would probably fuck it up real good though.

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>>43752424
I can't believe Gura is actually Lex Luthor

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>>43752135
>zatsu from a phone
Hell no. I don't want to listen to tin can audio.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon just doesn't like Gawr Gura but won't admit it

[Anonymous No.]

Why does all this Gura porn art involve brown people? Gura only likes white men

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>>43752103
you probably need to stop watching Gura if her lack of streaming bothers you that much. Kaela, for example, is always streaming, you should watch her instead!

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>>43752395
I'm not trying to start a "fanbase war", I just think it's stupid when people argue that that Gura can't stream because of obstacles that the other girls have to deal with as well. I get that she's busy and I don't think she hates us or anything stupid like that, but it does seem pretty clear that she is not interesting in streaming right now.

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>>43752011
I'd rather her tell the truth.

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>>43752783
Gura is pretty slow so her circumstances differ from normalfags like the rest of HoloEN. It was probably all the lead she drank from hot showers growing up.

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>>43752103
May I suggest moving on to someone else or another hobby entirely? Surely at this point you must have realized Gura isn't the constant streamer you want and is never going to be what you want.

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>>43752563
Do americans think that the swarthy gentlemen in hentai are supposed to be their negrolatric idols (amerisharts worship niggers) and not Japanese men?

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>>43752841
Hmm, you could be right

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>>43752395
Bae is doing all-day rehearsals and other shit, too. During the last CHaDcast they talked about their insane schedules. She's streaming the most because it's her birthday month and she made an event out of it by streaming every day. Because she wants to.

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>>43752796
I know you are baiting chumbie but how do you know what is false and what is true?

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>>43752783
>pretty clear that she is not interesting in streaming right now
>right now
Try over a year and it looks like the break didn't change a damn thing in regards to Gura refusing to stream.

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>>43752909
>Because she wants to.
yeah that's where she differs from Gura

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>>43752909
Sounds like you love Bae and that kind of streamer, time to move on to her. Congratulations on finding a new oshi!

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>>43752967
I'm just saying if you're gonna try deflecting you should at least have your facts straight.

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>>43752037
>implying schizophrenics have a normal sleep schedule
Roru

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>>43752841
>Gura is pretty slow so her circumstances differ from normalfags like the rest of HoloEN
T hen she should be honest that she's too incompetent to balance Holo work with streaming like everyone else can. Either that or just admit to not wanting to stream because there's no excuse for Gura anymore.

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>>43752996
You sound miserable anon, I really think this isn;t healthy for you. Find a new oshi that brings you happiness.

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>>43752909
Retard use your brain, if Bae has a lot to do and she
>does not need to practice 3D showcase
>will have less performance time
>didn't have to record hologra
and god knows what else

Funny enough that you mention this too, because Bae is burning out for a reason

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>spamming/flooding

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>>43753023
But if we already know the truth then why does she need to tell us it? Seems very redundant.

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>>43753031
No need to project. I'm not bothered by Gura's schedule because I watch other holomem.

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>>43752967
You're looking for a response like 'you mean streamers who stream?', right? To keep the loop going. Then we're going here >>43753033
to imply there is no middle ground between streaming every single day of the month and not streaming at all. Can you at least come back around 8PM EST if you're gonna doing this?

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I just love my daughterwife so much, man...

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>>43753057
>if we already know the truth
We don't know why she doesn't stream. She just occasionally apologizes for the lack of streams and makes it seem like she wants to stream. That's it, no actual explanation for the lack of streams whatsoever.

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>>43753155
I wish her love for streaming was proportional to your love for her

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i love how you can just hide one post and then it automatically hides all the replies

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>>43753089
I'm not looking at any response. Gura was never one to stream a lot, especially in the last few months. Anyone still holding on to the possibility of Gura suddenly streaming regularly and being miserable about it not happening should honestly just stop following her or this hobby and move on because it's not happening.

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>>43752269
This is the exact impression I've had of the "Gura always lies" retard for awhile now.

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Have you ever thought that, maybe, Gura is just a different person from other holomem, and just has lower energy reserves overall? Maybe when others can do all the rehearsals, recordings, dancing practices and still have some energy and presence of mind left to stream, Gura is just all spent? Why do you have to equate her to others all the time? People are all different, and Gura is just a tiny low energy lady who is trying her best. Chill the fuck out.

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>>43753258
You can't exactly force her to stream chumbie, its practically out of our control. Stop worrying about things that you have no control over. Chill out with your fellow chumbie and post cunny till the next stream.

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>>43753400
>Gura is just a tiny low energy lady
Yeah.
>who is trying her best.
Not really.

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>>43753400
>>43753023
>>43753258

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>>43753033
>if Bae [...]
if Bae what
You didn't finish your sentence

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>>43753279
Just press F to have a comfy thread

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>>43753425
Anon you don't understand, the 41 posters in this thread can somehow change Gura and force her to stream regularly

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>>43753455
>Not really
Yeah, really.

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>>43753400
Yeah. No human is the same and Gura happens to be slower than the average person.
>>43753455
She is trying her best anon. Maybe her best isn't up to your standards though.

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Gura hates us she won’t show us her larynx

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>>43753513
Speak for yourself

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>>43753400
God I hope Gura never has to work a 9 to 5 job.

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Man, youtube's algorithm is kind of scary sometimes. I keep getting video recommendations related to things she's talked about in streams recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBxo4KWw5Ms
Also got recommended a rug cleaning channel, it's oddly addicting to watch. Definitely seems like something Gura would like.

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>>43753492
>Maybe her best isn't up to your standards though.
It isn't up to any reasonable persons standards, literally every other Holo has no problem streaming on top of Holowork.

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>>43753557
Rug cleaning videos are cathartic

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>>43753557
>Definitely seems like something Gura would like.
She literally talked about watching rug cleaning videos.

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>>43753400
No you see every girl needs to be Koyori levels of active otherwise they all hate fans hololive lazy lying something something something...

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>>43753580
go watch literally every other Holo instead of Gura then

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>>43753580
Are you asian anon?

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>>43753553
bending Gura over the trashcan out back because she spaced out while taking out the garbage at night

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>>43753580
You have brown skin
Your posts are not up to white people standards
You defecate on the thread as if it were a street in your country

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>>43753580
>reasonable persons
If you are a reasonable person, what the fuck are you doing here arguing about anime shak's streaming schedule? Fuck off, retard.

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>>43753580
You're right anon, so just go watch literally any other holo. I suggest manjigumi trio.

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>>43753603
I thought so, but I wasn't sure. I did remember her talking about watching a video of someone cleaning a car seat or bus seat.

[Anonymous No.]

did you guys cop the new merch sweater?

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>>43753625
Maybe Gura should unironically improve herself and be honest about how she can't do something as simple as balance Holowork with streaming like everyone else can if that's really the case.

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>>43753676
no

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>>43753676

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>>43753676
what?

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>>43753676
I never leave /ggg/. Theres a sweater?

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>>43753687
Maybe you should improve and stop shitting in this thread.

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>>43753687
>Maybe Gura should unironically improve herself
fuck off, Watson.

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>>43753400
This entire post is objectively true. Anyone true chumbud that's watched Gura for more than 6months SHOULD know this about her.

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>>43753736
ok teacuck

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>>43753687
But I already know Gura is retarded. Why should she have to tell us that?

[Anonymous No.]

>know my sharkwife is autistic and I love her for it
>anons mad about her autism
I love my autistic sharkwife more than anything!

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>>43753276
That's unfortunately not feasible, she'd have to be streaming 24/7 forever.

[Anonymous No.]

Beating up an autistic kid won't make them less autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

You can't improve perfection

[Anonymous No.]

REPORT SCHIZO SEA-THREADSHITTER POSTS

HIDE SCHIZO SEA-THREADSHITTER POSTS

DO NOT REPLY TO SCHIZO SEA-THREADSHITTER POSTS

[Anonymous No.]

How do we stop Gura from lying about recordings?

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>>43753838
They're even more autistic for their lack of understanding that not everyone thinks and acts the same as they do

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>>43753864
we feed her this

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>>43753864

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>>43753859
Certainly a lot of parents who could use that advice

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Gura lied about cleaning up the floor panties? How could she do this, bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43753913
Kill yourself faggot.

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>>43753763
Anyone who's watched her for more than 6 monts should remember that this isn't anywhere near what trying her best looks like. Even seven months ago is a low bar.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura go wash your stinky feet

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>>43754033

[Anonymous No.]

Now I'm hungry for sushi

[Anonymous No.]

So, a rrats a rrat and all, but I have one that is slightly less schizophrenic. Gura had to do the last two "I'm back" and shill streams in order to let everyone know that she is indeed still there for the 3d events. Otherwise, people may have thought she would've pulled a La+ for the 3d stuff, and they simply wanted to avoid that headache. And, let's rip off the band-aid here, "spotty" just meant no regular streams until after Holofes is done. So, after March most likely. Just a shot in the dark.

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>>43753951
stop roleplaying as the shirako autist, you fucking fag. how is Gura eating shirako gay? It's gay if you eat it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43753864
Bring it up to cover if you're so sure they aren't having her record a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754091
Yeah thats what spotty means

[Anonymous No.]

>>43753970
This. It's genuinely depressing to see how far Gura has fallen and Chumbuds trying to write it off with le autism or low energy are a disgrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43753970
>>43754161
It is when you take into account everything she's doing currently in Japan and the chronic health issues she's been dealing.
You do not watch Gura, SEAmonkey. You have never watched Gura. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Kill SEAniggers. Behead SEAniggers. Roundhouse kick a SEAnigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a SEAnigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Indonesians. Defecate in a SEAniggers food. Launch SEAniggers into the sun. Stir fry SEAniggers in a wok. Toss SEAniggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a SEAniggers gas tank. Judo throw SEAniggers into a wood chipper. Twist SEAniggers heads off. Report SEAniggers to the IRS. Karate chop SEAniggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant brown SEAniggers. Trap SEAniggers in quicksand. Crush SEAniggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy SEAniggers in a vat of acid. Eat SEAniggers. Dissect SEAniggers. Exterminate SEAniggers in the gas chamber. Stomp SEAnigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate SEAniggers in the oven. Lobotomize SEAniggers. Mandatory abortions for SEAniggers. Grind SEAnigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown SEAniggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize SEAniggers with a ray gun. Kick old SEAniggers down the stairs. Feed SEAniggers to alligators. Slice SEAniggers with a katana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754185
proof of these health issues?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754161
>Hello fellow chumbuds arent you also disappointed with gura man im really starting to hate her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754206

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>>43754064
The fact that she didn't even sound the least but disgusted is the amazing part

[Anonymous No.]

Dammit people slow down, there's no reason for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754064
Ah shit I'm smiling again. She really is that powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754206

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>>43754206

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>>43753772
You're fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754206

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>>43754153
That's not what spotty means anon, that just means general inactivity until after Holofes. She just worded it poorly, but that's not the first time she's worded something poorly, so ay.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys really think Gura has some form of autism or is she just kinda of dense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754122
Holy shit you are retarded. I'm not role playing, and I called you a faggot, not Gura. Of course it wouldn't be gay for her to eat it, just whorish and disgusting. However, you trying to get her to eat it makes you a cuckold and a faggot. So kill yourself, faggot.

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>>43754206

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>>43754474
Doesn't matter, it doesn't excuse her behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754509
yes it does

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754474
Gura can smell ants

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754474

[Anonymous No.]

>>43752967
>>43752961
So what, are you saying Bae is a better oshi than Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754493
>trying to get her to eat it makes you a cuckold
...to fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754509
you should send cover an email if you don't think she's meeting their standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754473
I noticed that she likes to use words that sound good or have the general meaning of what she wants to convey. I guess thats why the ESLbuds have a hard time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754522
That's...actually amazing if true

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754474
https://streamable.com/ryslit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754509
This man advocates for the beating of retards and autistic children...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754576
Oh yeah, of course, what do you want me to do, tell them that she's a shit Vtuber? Not even Gura listens to her criticism, why would Cover lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754522
It's her super power

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754474
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754666
Yet here you are, still obsessing over her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754666
>shes a shit vtuber
No one can measure up to her in EN.

[Anonymous No.]

There's no fucking way in hell Gura doesn't play The Sons of the Forest right? I know she said she'd try it or something, plus its a perfect opportunity for some SNO goodness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754573
It doesn't matter where the cum comes from. You are trying to get her to slurp cum that isn't yours. Would you think it's okay if she drank those horse semen shots from New Zealand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754742
kiara beats her in SCs and hours watched easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754666
>tell them that she's a shit Vtuber
She's objectively not

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754666
Emailing management worked last time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754741
It would make for a good one-off stream if cover can get permissions quick enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754769
lmao and yet kiara is the least popular EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754741
According to Fauna, Cover won't give perms for Forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754522

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754206
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754813
numbers say otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754741
Maybe when she returns from Japan. I kinda miss her collabs with Fauna and/or Mumei

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754828
Wait really, you better be fucking with me. Is it because of the nudity?

[Anonymous No.]

When's the 3d showcase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754847
yes, guras merch breaks records meanwhile kiara does not even make a dent

[Anonymous No.]

Will she ever finish DMC4? DMC4 was peak Dante

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754769
>comparing someone to kiara
anon this isn't the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754666
>>43754772
You can email to management that Gura's current behavior doesnt meet Cover's standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754769
Gotta do something since she's not as marketable

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754847
What numbers? Her absolutely abysmal CCV and vod views? lmao Nigger, just because she streams a lot does not mean she is a good and enjoyable vtuber. most people hate her and her obnoxious voice and behaviour

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to go to work, I just want to stay home and be a useless piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754857
Idk, but Fauna has been trying to get perms for Forest for awhile now but it seems Cover won't give them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754874
Would be nice but probably won't

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754847
If she was comfy, cute, and funny like Gura then perhaps I would agree but she isn't. I'm glad you enjoy Kiara though kfpbud.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the towel Gura wipes her sweat off of after her intense idol training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754948
You can be a useless piece of shit at work, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754948
Well congrats son, you watch Vtubers. You're already halfway to becoming a full time disappointment

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754969
I wish I knew what's Konami's problem is. Apparently they can't stream Metal Gear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755049
what training?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754948
Life reps are kicking my ass too chumbie. Sometimes I wish I was a neet again but I need to be the best I can for Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754847
How delusional are KFP? Just take this in: Kiara has almost double the VODs and MVs on her channel, yet she reaches not EVEN HALF of the total views Gura got in total. Learn to numberfag you nimrod.

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>>43755096
Toilet training. She is trying to graduate from diapers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755096
Denialbud....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755074
Think of all the tourists a metal gear stream would bring to EN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754742
Let's be honest here anon, Gura isn't that great of a Vtuber. She's ok at best, with a good singing voice. But without that voice she's essentially talentless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755210
I doubt anyone would beat it. I think ame and mori would get frustrated. Fauna would probably get through fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755248
right on, nijisis

[Anonymous No.]

Even Castlevaina is off limits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755248
lets be honest here anon, you have shit taste, yoir opinion is worth garbage and you should go back to the catalog where you belong

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755248
I'm glad you just flat out stopped pretending to be a chumbie. Its good to be honest for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755248
Maybe for you anon but no other vtubers give me the same feeling that Gura does. As far as I'm concerned, shes the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755248
ogey nijinig

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755248
But she isn't boring. There are a lot of Vtubers that stream more and are very very bland to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755304
Want to prove me wrong then? What other talents does Gura have aside from singing? Aside from riling up the uoh fags, let's count that one aside.
Take that away from her and she lacks the most drive out of all of EN.

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>>43755414
There are countless clips of her out there who show you why she is a very talented entertainer. Your opinion is insignificant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755414
nta but shes cute, voice of an angel, and makes my pp hard. Name a chuuba that can do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755248
She also a pretty decent actress for YT standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755414
You can seethe all you want but Gura is still the most popular vtuber. If you think that is for no reason you just are in denial. You have to accept the fact that your own oshi just can not measure up to Gura. So stop being mad all the time and instead of shitposting here go do better things with your time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755461
Incredibly subjective, but sure. You find her funny, that doesn't count as a talent.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's only major flaws are her bad communication and lack of streaming. When she's actually there, it's pretty much always a good time. Even her bad streams are above average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755558
>being able to entertain people is not a talent
holy fuck where do you people spawn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755558
Which is also subjective. You not finding her funny doesn't mean she doesn't have talent either

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755558
You are an actual retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754206
Based

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>>43755615
Anon, give me a fucking break, people would watch a Vtuber in Hololive as long as there's a Blue Doritos attached to it. You think she'd get this many viewers as an indie? Think, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755706
stop making shit up just because you can not cope with reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755706
ogey intern-kun, we aren't gonna watch your failing organs

[Anonymous No.]

Wait a minute... is this guy even a holo fan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755752
slowbudchama....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755752
Nah looks like a seething 2view.

[Anonymous No.]

>blue dorito
If this is reverse psychology to make everyone arguing turn and unite against one faggot, good job, otherwise seek rope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755706
Didn't she pull in over a million subs in her previous life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755706
oh, you're the blue dorito faggot. definitely a seething 2view or a nijinig. no reason to engage with you any more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755706
By that logic every single hololive vtuber should have gotten as popular as Gura. Do you really not see the flaw in your thinking you nimrod?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755778
>>43755784
I don't leave /ggg/ so the concept of someone coming in from elsewhere is a foreign concept to me.

[Anonymous No.]

nijisanji is still a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755804
Yep, she definitely would have been very successful as an indie. It certainly wouldn't be the same, but her goofy, witty personality is what really drives her success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43754743
In that case I would prefer she drank it from the tap

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>>43754867
Gura'a is Thursday at 10pm est. She is the only one not on a weekend. Cover trying to screw her over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755859
You wouldn't dare...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755859
*licky licky*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755414
She's good at rhythm games

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755920
It would be the one weekend I was actually off...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755917
Kill yourself faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755920
I managed to get my shift covered. I'm not missing this stream for the world.

[Anonymous No.]

chumbaby is bowed
chumbaby will wewpwy to evewy seachimp bait post

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755920
Thanks Cover for scheduling it on a day off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755811
Gawr Gura, the Hololive Vtuber from Hololive English, was a lightning in a bottle thing that happened during the course of the pandemic. She was a shiny new toy that everyone wanted to see, and people did, they subscribed, and they pushed her to the top, despite not doing anything of major grandeur. When you set the cards down, is was a matter of luck and good timing. Gura isn't any more talented than your average indie joe as a Vtuber. People think she is, because she's the corporate monkey mascot of Hololive EN now.
Look, the shark isn't a bad person, she's fine. But she isn't a one of a kind like people say she is. I don't think even SHE believes that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43755917
https://files.catbox.moe/5xyjps.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756079
seething humancel

[Anonymous No.]

Shirako schizo please call me a faggot and tell me to kill myself because I want Gura to eat shirako

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756258
Kill yourself faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756155
if she isn't special then why am I in love with her?

[Anonymous No.]

shirakoposting is my new favorite type of shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756298
Because you fell for the parasocial meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756308
cumposting*

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>>43756155
Again. She had/has over a million subs BEFORE hololive. That's not 'lightning in a bottle'. That's actual appeal and talent.

Oh right. You're one of those 'niji' people. Nevermind.

[Anonymous No.]

neon gurases evangelion, get in the fucking stream gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756155
best cope i have seen today

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756214
Gura is for dolphinchads only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756335
I like that too

[Anonymous No.]

is it just me or have sisters been particularly butthurt lately even though nothing happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756308
For some it isn't shitposting though. Those fags in denial really want to spread their vile fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756155
>genuinely charming
>nice voice
>genuinely witty
>great model
>avoids controversy like the plague
>doesnt have the mouth of a sailor
>cute sense of humor
She was ALWAYS going to be popular, anon. This girl just objectively has everything needed to be popular in this space.
Before she had incredible success under TWO seperate personas with little crossover BEFORE she even became Gura

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>>43756397
>>43756358
It absolutely was lightning in a bottle, no one had ever exploded the ways he did.
And like I said, I don't think even Gura thinks she deserves all the praise and boast she's gotten over the years. She's always struggled with that sort of stuff.

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>>43756155
Yeah, keep ignoring the fact that 4 other girls debuted during that time alongside her and did not even get a shred of her popularity after their debut streams. She had technical difficulties and that made her create an iconic meme every single person who even slightly cares about vtubers knows. Then she blew everyone away with her singing talent. After that people still stuck around because she turned out to be a very entertaining and charming streamer.

[Anonymous No.]

When gura gets back she definitely needs to try one of these bad boys on stream. I want to hear her eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756589
gokkun really isn't that far out in terms of fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756677
>Eating baby garloids with no sproke
Do Americans really? It ain't bussin

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756617
I agree with all the rest but
>Great model
Let's not get crazy here.

[Anonymous No.]

So where are the streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756679
What about fish gokkun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756673
For me it was her musedash stream. I never knelt so hard before after seeing her insane accuracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756771
What are you, a gay fish?

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I'm watching that sushi video and it looks so good. Some really unique ones I've never heard of before. I really want sushi now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756677
Kill yourself faggot.
>>43756679
Well, liking something in one thing, actually wanting her to do it is different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756653
Gura is simply humble and thats all. Its qute sad how desperately you are trying to downplay her. Best example of ugly jealousy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756653
Read>>43756617
Gura would have exploded no matter what.
>>43756760
Her moded/general design is fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756834
it's literally Japanese cuisine

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756760
You seriously think her model is not cute?

[Anonymous No.]

shirako shirako shirako

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756617
If gura ever decides to go full on gfe, my bank account would be emptied instantaneously.

[Anonymous No.]

googbbbabagonabagagababauubgaga

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cover Gura in my shirako! T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756880
It is literally cum you retarded faggot. I don't care what the Japanese do. They can eat as much cum as they want. I don't want Gura to eat it, and if you weren't some vile fetishist and homosexual in denial, you wouldn't want her to do it either. Let me ask again, would you be okay with her drinking horse semen in that bar in New Zealand?

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>>43756991
That is one of multiple reasons she won't. shirako

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43757089
IN THAT CASE I WOULD PREFER IF SHE DRANK IT FROM THE TAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756949
>>43757070
>>43757128
Kill yourself faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

it's always funny when they exposed themselves after pretending to be a chumbuds for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>43756912
Her design is cute, her model is the most scuffed, melon head shaped, see through eyelash, rhombus looking, uneven pupil, lazy eye Joe looking thing I have ever seen in Hololive. Unless we count Risu 1.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757176
No it's not funny. It means you've been giving xhem attention for hours. Stop fucking replying, tard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757148
you are so rude

[Anonymous No.]

Im back to not even reading the posts in this thread again. Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757210
nigga i just wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757303
I am not a nigger. Watch your language

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757267
Always a wise move

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757326
Make me bitch, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757360
You're already bitching, I don't need to make you.
(owned epic style)

[Anonymous No.]

Just over here covering my goob in shirako.

[Anonymous No.]

god, what a fucking whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757409
but enough about your mom

[Anonymous No.]

goowa gaawwwuuuuwa
gaaooowaga

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757409
Yeah not as much as you, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757409
dont talk about your mom here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757474

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757500
Fauna would never

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757409
go back you miserable monkey

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck this general is retarded, I'm going to Global, at least their schizoposting is funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757642
cya tourist

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757406
Kill yourself faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757500
*teleports behind you*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43757642
I still see the guraschizo samefagging in global so it'd be no different.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess Ame hasn't mentioned Gura yet. God damn it

[Anonymous No.]

We don't get a stream for the next 2 days at least. Gura can use Kiara and Mori's 3D showcase as an excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758202
Her being in nipland is already a good enough excuse for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758138
Why would she? She has Zeta now

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Gura would tell us what color panties or designs she has on. I know talked about having some in the corner but the jp girls will tell ya what they are currently wearing. EN girls are too stuck up for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758310
>panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758202
are you not tired of posting the same shit over and over again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758284
Not for me. Everyone else has no problem streaming. When she gets home and barely streams what will the excuse be? Oh jet lag, can't stream for another month

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758410
yeah but you're a brown south east asian faggot who spams the thread 24/7 about how you hate gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758367
Are you not tired of posting the same shit over and over again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758410
anon we already discussed this topic... scroll up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758410
Sucks for you then.

[Anonymous No.]

child

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758348
She wears panties retard. Don't tell me you are an esl retard who mixes up pants and panties. You probably thought ban pants meant ban panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758537
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758458
Nope, I'm a white burger, try again. Your boogeyman ain't gonna work this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758619
>didnt deny that you're a faggot or that you spam the thread 24/7
aaaaaaaaaand i win the argument, close the tab

[Anonymous No.]

Gura probably doesn’t wear panties to bed since she likes the airy feeling on her bald mound. She gets some discharge on the inside of the shirt as it leaks out while she sleeps. Not a big deal with pajama shirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758310
White obviously

[Anonymous No.]

I think black panties with no design fits her quite well

[Anonymous No.]

Shirako in Gura's mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758619
Post timestamped merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758619
Post hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758848
Kill yourself faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758562
>gura wears panties
proof next thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Ina is streaming at 6pm est. So everyone can stream except for Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>43759071
didn't ask

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura was your girlfriend would she let you bury your nose in her pits in public? I feel like she would turn red with embarrassment but she would lift her pit nice and wide to let me get a good whiff anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43759071
kill yourself already

[Anonymous No.]

>>43758785
Plain white undies... she's dressing like a little boy!