/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>43688242

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I love my wife so much!!

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We cool?

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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Sex with a fembud.

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WHAT IF GURA
HOW IS GURA
WHY IS GURA
But seriously I just fucking love Gura.

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>>43702407
ye

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You will buy her 3D showcase merch

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>>43702407
Always

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>>43702529
Probably not, honestly. The only merch I've bought is the 2022 birthday for the bowl.

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I wish Gura cared more about the streaming aspect of Hololive...

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>>43702529
I will not purchase it

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>>43702485
>>43702545

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>>43702529
if it's really good I will, but otherwise I'm good on merch for a while

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>>43702529
Unless it's really bad I was already planning on it

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I like this soundpost

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>>43702529
I haven't even bought the daki.

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>>43702529
Depends on how cute it is but yeah probably

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>>43702645
same desu

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Would Gura stream more if she could stream herself playing games with her online friends?

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>>43702773
>Would Gura stream
No

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>>43702529
Yes.

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>>43702529
I won't. She wouldn't even have done her last stream if she didn't have more merch to shill and I'm kind of sick of how blatant she's been recently about how she only cares about selling us more shit.

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>>43702773
You mean the chumbies? Possibly. Maybe she will get Planetside perms so we can all form one giant army.

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Anyone horny tonight?

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>>43702975
ogey nijichink

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>>43703111
I gave up masturbation for lent, but you guys should hornypost anyway

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>>43703111
I'm always horny, horny for Gura!

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>Gura talks about having desire to do things with us, offcolabs, etc
>Doesn't bother to stream or offcollab
It's honestly hard to take what Gura says seriously anymore
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>>43703115
It's just fireholder. Ignore him.

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Huhaha

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>>43703167
You forgot the ellipses

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>>43703167
kys crossposter

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>>43703207
God I wish that were me

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>>43703167
Fireholder, just quit. You're never gonna get her attention ever again anyway

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>>43703207
I like Gura's butt.

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Gura piss on my cock <3

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>>43703296
she knows

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>>43703296
*Gurass

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>>43703296
We all do

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>>43702529
Yes, I want to support my wife.

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>>43703275
Was he the one that got caught by the chat mod? I still don't know what exactly got smacked when she mentioned it, only that he was being a fag in prechat.

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>>43703567
He was already banned by that point.

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>>43703275
Please just stop fucking responding to him.

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Gura should pee on us to mark us as her property. Where is the golden shower stream, Gura? Don't you love us?

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>>43703251
It's just lacking that dramatic effect...

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Is Fireholder the new cripple, chumsisters? It's so much easier to disregard valid criticism when we imagine it's just coming from a single person, right?

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Time to pound out the oreosh

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>>43703897
>valid criticism

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I want to love, cherish, and pamper this girl for the rest of my life.

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>>43703093
>You mean the chumbies?
I wish that's what I meant.

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>>43704076
Well she doesn't play with them so I don't know what the point of your comment was?

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>>43703897
yes.

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>>43703964
Up there for the cutest thing she ever did.

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>>43703807
>that realization
Fucking kek she's trying so hard not to acknowledge it

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>>43703567
He was banned for saying Gura isn't my girlfriend. Lying that blatantly is a bit much.

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>>43703897
There is no reason to believe that you were ever able to walk, fireholder. But yes, we do know that you have several discord friends who also spend all day on /vt/ pretending to feel betrayed that Gura doesn't have much time to stream after saying she might not have much time to stream

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>>43704262
It really is

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is it bad if the sisters picking random chumbie names and spamming them make me laugh?

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>>43704645
If we're going back to the everyone is a samefag thing I guess having a name to blame instead of just a wheelchair is kinda funny.

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Would you?
https://twitter.com/yukamikayu2/status/1628665147060543488

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>>43704855
The moment I truly started to realize I loved her

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>>43704921
Nope, I don't like her, only Gura.

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>>43704921
definitely, hopefully with Gura there too

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>>43704921
Gura is my priority.. but if she reeeally wants some sisters, then who am I to deny her some?

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Wait a second when was the Gura 3D showcase again? Today? next week? ?????????
?

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>>43705088
A full week away. Nothing today, Kiara tomorrow and Mori the day after.

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>>43705088
yesterday

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>>43705088
You just missed it!

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>>43705088
7 days, 2 hours and 23 minutes from now

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>>43705088
exactly a week from now...

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What if Gura turned the front row of Holofes into a splash zone?

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>>43705088
Anon... It's been 8 years since the 3D.
It's time to let go....

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>>43704921
this artist stuffs are great

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>>43705365
I would sell my left nut to be there

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>>43705365
Gross, you'd never know if it was your oshi's juice or someone else's oshi.

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>>43704921
Of course, more daughters more onaholes.

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she'll stream again before the showcase, right?

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>>43705665
I'm optimistic

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>>43705665
yeah my prediction will be Duolingo and Amesame geoguesser :3

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>>43705865
Duolingo math would be fun

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>>43705665
Sure, like once. My prediction is tomorrow for a 'sorry guys short stream Kiara's showcase is in a couple hours, no time to read superchats'.

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>>43705865
Duolingo would be perfect, she can run it on that craptop Cover gave her no doubt. Gurame Geoguesser should be good too.

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>>43703897
Was he actually banned?

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>>43704645
>So now there's a samefag cabal as well, schizochama?

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>>43705951
Isn't Kiara's showcase 2 hours after Gura's usual time. That's plenty for a zatsu.

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>>43706234
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>43706234
Yeah, but I'm still not expecting her to push it to 1:59:59 if she does stream tomorrow.

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>>43705951
"But if I did have time, you really would have loved it. I had all sorts of plans and was thinking about renting a room at a love hotel just for us, but oh well."

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>>43706324
If cover was smart they would mandate it and have a redirect set up.

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>>43706511
I'm gonna uoh... hold me back.

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>>43706425
>If cover was smart
That's the problem anon..
Not to mention Cover decided to give the EN with the biggest global audience the worst timeslot. It's safe to say the Cover isn't too bright.

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So I was watching Bae's stream like I said was going to in order to see if she mentioned Gura (she didn't), and some fag spent $135 to buy 300 gift subs in ARS.
I can't fucking believe how broken that is. I'm sure it's going to happen to Gura next, lol.

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what would you do if you saw Gawr Gura walking out of a love hotel by herself instead of streaming

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>>43707246
I would assume that the person she spent time with there left either before or after her in order to try and make it seem less conspicuous.

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>>43707213
I thought they made it so ARS doesn't work unless you use a card located there now?

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>>43707337
yeah, me

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>>43707213
damn it doesn't stop

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>>43707443
I thought so too, but the guy who did it is a britbong and he sent a couple other superchats in ARS at the same time as the gift subs.

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>>43707589
And a youtube sub is 90 ARS.

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Gurass

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>>43707213
Bae also said that she wants to stream every day in March and in general stream 6 days a week from now on. So maybe one of those streams will have Gura in it if we're lucky.

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>>43707691
What was the source of this clip, anyway?

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>>43707967
You would think youtube would fix something like that. Because I always had the thought that they fix it to where a sub is the same cost in any country. If it was that cheap anyone with a VPN could rob them blind. Its not fare to both us and the streamer.

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I fucking hate when people give Gura cat ears and the cat ear outfit (I think she does too which is why whenever she uses it, she removes the cat ears)

She's a fucking shark, not a catgirl

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>>43708280
ohh nyo!!

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Just gonna leave this here. Do with it as you will.

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>>43708280
When's the last time she's even used them? I don't even remember.

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>>43708369
gawr cute...

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>>43708280
Catshark girl

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>>43708369
Why is Gura like this?

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>>43708369
As always, Dino Gura is peak.

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>>43708193
You either play the system or the system plays you, anon. I'm never defending Youtube on anything they do.

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>>43708421
To be fair, when was the last time she streamed regularly at all, lol

But yeah, whenever she uses that outfit she seems to vito the cat ears

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>>43708280
Fag

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>>43708369
Me on the 11th Gura's head.

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>>43705865
Geoguesser was already pushed back my guy.

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>>43708193
It's done on purpose so that people in places like Argentina can even afford a membership at all. Most of them there make like 500 ARS a day. No one is going to buy a youtube membership for 976.50 ARS, which is how much $5 is worth.

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>>43708193
youtube changed it a while back so you need an ars bank account in order to super/member in ars
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>>43708540
Gifting memberships in ARS hurts the streamer if any of the people who received the gifted membership were thinking about purchasing it normally.
Even with this guy that gifted 300 memberships in Bae's stream; if just 15 of those people were going to buy memberships in their own currency, then that guy actually cost Bae money.

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>>43708540
Well the CEO of youtube has stepped down aka fired so when they get a new one they may fix it and all the other problems we have when gura is streaming. Like reversing some of the newer policy's

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>>43708666
Ok you make a far point.

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>>43708172
dunno

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>>43708908
Look, I want to support the talents as mush as the next guy, but if you find a cheaper alternative, I'm not going to stop the guy.

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>>43708787
Anon. I understand that, but it clearly isn't fully implemented or something because he sent two superchats in ARS at the same time as the giftted memberships. The brats know who he is and he's a brit.

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>>43708908
I don't mind paying $10 a month for a membership to gura what I do mind is if I got one of them gifted in ARS because then she looses money but I know if that happened to me I would just superchat her the $10 to make up for it but its the fact that it bothers me that she lose's money.

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>>43709051
is he i had no idea. couldn't he still somehow have an ars bank account

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>>43709068
Reminder this is the guy that replied to himself nearly 200 times last night

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>>43709034
If all of Gura's memberships were gift subs in ARS, she would receive a tenth of what she makes from them.

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>>43709034
Retard, this isn't supporting anyone though, it is detrimental.

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>>43709106
Perhaps, but that doesn't change much. If he was able to get one as a brit, then it's probably pretty easy to get one for anyone else.

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>>43709068
I know what you mean. Though she is only streaming anywhere from 3 to 5 days a month now but when she does, she works to earn that money. If she got all her supers and memberships in ARS then no way she will keep up streaming at all hell she never does it hardly anymore now.

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>>43709161
You're giving money to someone, yes it is dumbass. I don't control the financial status of other countries. None of the Holotalents are exactly poor to begin with, they're all doing just fine.

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>>43709118
Not that guy. But I don't think its a bad Ideal if you got a Gifted sub in ARS you can combat the money she lost in membership by super chatting her the money she would have gotten to start with.

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>youtube notification
>late alert for bae
I'm losing it, buds.

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>>43709256
Its a good ideal. I will do that since I planned on paying the money to her to start with.

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>>43702529
The only reason I quit my neet lide is to buy her merch, you're god damn right i'm gonna buy it

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Mucho texto

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>>43709248
By giving them money through membership gifting in ARS, they get less than they would have gotten if you gave them nothing. Additionally, it reduces the quality of membership streams by giving retarded greynames access. This is not being supportive, it is being a cheap attentionwhore.

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Really need some more Gooba images in here.
I would post some if I wasn't on my device at work

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>>43709416
If the people who were already a member got the gift in ARS then they can super chat the membership they would have paid for to start with to offset what she lost. Its not a big deal if her member's will stick to that.

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>>43708787
my ARS memberships on mastercard still work; I thought the change only affected people who paid with a visa
and before y'all jump my ass, my Gura membership is in USD, the only one.

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>>43709416
So what are you going to do to change this? Nothing because you can't do shit.

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>>43709471

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i was gifted a sub, is there any way to tell if it was ARS?

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>>43709416
If people want the memberships, they'll keep paying for it. If you can deal with it, that's your own damn shit to deal with.

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>>43709582
I think you have to see it when it happened like see who gifted. But if you are not sure then just super chat her the money you would have paid for the membership since you were going to use it on her to start with.

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>>43709248
1000 people want to buy Gura's membership.

Scenario 1:
1000 people buy Gura's membership for $5 each.
Total: $5000
Gura receives: $1750

Scenario 2:
One guy gifts 1000 Gura memberships using a VPN and buys them for 90 ARS each.
Total: 90,000 ARS = $460.81
Gura receives: $161.28

You're a smooth-brained retard.

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>"chumbuds" defending membership gifting
>in ARS no less
So true my fellow chumbuds!

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>>43709256
Only a few people would do that and you would never even know that your sub was gifted in ARS unless the person who gifted it to you also superchatted in ARS.

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>>43709717
>>43709741
What will you do to change this? Again, nothing because you can't do shit.

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>>43709717
I thought ARS memberships were 50 ARS, not 90

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>>43709777
I will just call you a nigger.

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>>43709807
Then I will also call you a nigger.

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>>43709783
Aparently, Argentina levies a 100% tax on all online transactions now. In Bae's thread, there's an argie who said his membership was exactly 90 ARS.

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>>43704921
Contrary to the malakoi pederasts that replied to this post, exhibiting a most feminine anima. I verily state that I, as a gentleman, would sex sex sex nacho mama SEXO sex sex fuck pussy cunny small flat chest erotic pink pussy sex sex

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>>43709717
1000 people buy Gura's membership for $5 each.
Total: $5000 X 12 a year $60,000
Gura receives: after youtube fees and cover gura gets $21,000 just in membership alone plsu you have tax's she has to pay on that so take that out she has $9,735.60 she has so tax's are highway robbery my guy.

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Thicc

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>>43709807
>no u
That's all you got, "chumbud"?

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>>43709717
don't you have to have a ARS bank account to get it for that price though? not just a VPN

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>>43709717
Skill issue. Not my fault Argentina exists.

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>>43709881 (me)
However, fuck me. Youtube never sees any of that tax so the amount they would pay out to Gura would be half of what I said in >>43709717.
For 1000 gifted memberships in ARS, Gura would get $80.64

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>>43709881
Huh. wonder if I'll end up seeing that on mine. My latest round of renewals went through two weeks ago for $0.27 USD each

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I seriously despise gifted memberships. I hate these fucking retards so much and most of them are probably tourists too since they never supa or interact in any other way

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>>43709954
You need an ARS bank account to buy anything in ARS at all. But like I said, it must not be hard to get one if that brit got one.

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>>43709897
That is hardly what I would call thicc. Ina has more ass than her.

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>>43709717
What do you care? There's not exactly any incentive for a grey to become a member right now, or for a while, even. Not that I'm happy about gifting, I hate it, but realistically she'd be making an extra $161.28 rather than $0.

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>>43709895
so a $5,000 a month for a year she will have under 10k if you added that right. That really sucks. I don't think she makes as much as you guys think. She has money yes but not as much as people had in mind. Yes its not coutning the add money and merch but with cuts and song sells if they pay her a cut of the songs she sells she may make about 100k a year or under. and so with tax's she may be 60k or so and with her living alone she does not spend that much so it may seem like she has more then she does..

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>>43709777
Okay? So that means no one should discuss it at all? Kill yourself, brainlet.

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>>43709583
Glorious child tummy TuT

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>>43710088
he could have a citizenship there or travels there a lot to be able to get one. I don't think you can get one without doing it in person.

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>>43710080
They have to be tourists, because actual fans wouldn't want random greyfags in memership streams.

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/vt/sisters.... the thought of those evil heckin tourists buying memberships with ARS makes my neovagina close.... i need my dilat-ACKKKKKKKKKK!

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>>43709895
>>43710161
She has more than 1000 members, you morons. That was an example.
She has something like 15-30k members.

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>>43709954
>>43710088
vpn and american mastercard still works for me

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>>43710246
obviously they're greys with and instead of shitting on gifted subs like a sensible person they feel guilty about and try to spin it as a good thing even though it's an anonymous imgeboard and you can just pretend

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>>43710161
If gura made 100k a year after tax's she would have $46,360 a year. That is if she does not have to pay Japanese tax also but I don't think she does since she does not live In Japan.

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>>43710332
sorry if this post is nonsense i am /druk/

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>>43710294
Shhhhhh

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>>43710345
do you really think that people who make 100k pay 54% in tax?

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>>43710407
he's not american, he has no clue how things actually work here

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>>43710313
I know that I was just saying if that was all she got. If you read you would see I was not counting her other source of income. Gura is not as dumb as people think she is. She is a smart girl so i'm sure she has made some investments and she did talk about long term investments on stream one time so that had me thinking she did something along the lines of that.

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Numbers hort...

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>>43710102
Happy?

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Looks like today's samefag subject is membership and taxes again. I wonder how long until he turns it to cuckposting once again

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>>43710034
That's even more bizarre, because the argie in the other thread said that his memberships cost him $0.45 each before the online tax is levied. If you're telling the truth then she gets literally pennies from an ARS gifted membership.

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I would rather read the insane ramblings of the cripple, than these subhumans defending gifted memberships.

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God i hate mathfags

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gubasex

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>>43708908
this actually happened to me recently in someone else's channel. it was humiliating.

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>>43710529
Gura loves gifted memberships.

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>>43710407
You have goverment that gets 30something % the more you make and state that should be 24% so yes she would pay around that unless she knows how to do a lot of tax wright off on things she buys to help her with her stream so I don't think she pay's near that in the end.

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>>43710579
Gura's back is so hot

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>>43710245
Brits (and most of the world) don't give a fuck about South America. No one is going there all the time.
Also, this anon >>43709526 already said paying in ARS with a VPN still works.

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My brother's girlfriend drew me a nice Gura for my birthday (I'm a wizard now)
I'm not gonna post it though, it's mine

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>>43710620
Then superchat them the money you would have used for a membership and let them know why.

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>>43710683
>brother drew spank bank material
kinda gay bro

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>>43709582
No. Not unless you see the person who gifted it to you also send a superchat.

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>>43710643
the 30 something is for the rich, and I don't think gura is.

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>>43710683
post it you dweeb

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>>43710734
your reading comprehension reps...
and I never said it was lewd (it's not lewd)
>>43710832
nyo

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>>43710780
I mean, she's likely a millionaire, so I wouldn't put that completely aside as a non-possibility

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you guys know you don't have to post right
like
you don't need to constantly post garbage here and can just let things be calm and quiet until something actually related to the topic of the thread happens

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>>43710780
you people severely underestimate how much money streamers make. She's a multi-millionaire guaranteed. Maybe 8 figures

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>>43710161
Keep in mind that none of this is accounting for superchats, adsense, or merch sales, all of which is a much larger source of revenue than memberships according to COVER's IPO listing.
Gura is absolutely loaded.

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>>43710643
>>43710780
>>43710848
I'll concede that she probably does pay 30+% federally but I suspect that the state of Atlantis may not have income tax

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Rib

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>>43710895
gaguga
gagugab hobolivbe gabugbua
i wuvb gabuba

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>>43710780
Gura has multiple of millions of dollars.

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Gura has multiple dollar.

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>>43710927
Youtube takes 30% and cover takes 50% half of what is left and so No way she has 8 figures or close too it. I think at most half a million but the other girls don't think that she is that or she did not tell them and I don't blame her because I would not tell them ether.

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>>43710895
>math huuuurrrts my heeeeeeaaaaad
>plleeeeeeeaaassee stop posting maaaaaath
drown yourself.

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i lub googa hoohaha

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Gura has a billion dollars

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Just start your /b/ thread already.

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>>43710780
Gura is absolutely rich lol. Her and Fauna are among the richest in EN.

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>>43710962
I think she would pay 39% if she did not use the tax cuts that she can get. remember anything is a tax right off

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>>43711204
You do it.

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>>43711140
You are forgetting adsense, superchats, and merch/song sales.
She probably has other forms of revenue as well, like any collabs she has with other companies, such as the taco bell sponsorship.

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Gura loves old guys. I'm 41 and have a shot

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I love Gura by the way. I hope you do too.

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>>43711204
LMAO. This faggot is so brain broken by numbers he starts confusing it with cuck posting! holy shit! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>43711310
Yes she could get a cut of the sponsorship money. Plus no way she does not have some kind of side income on top of that like some other merch line or investments.

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>>43711217
39% isn't even on the list retard

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>>43711140
youtube revenue is probably the lowest generator for her, even if you include youtube's and cover's cut. merch and sponsors are INSANE revenue generators. She has probably done single streams that were worth over 100k alone

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>>43711390
does not have to be the more you make the hight it gets and It tops off at 30% if I remember right but I have not looked at my tax's to be sure since I am not home.

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It's 1130am jst. Time to look at the Tokyo live cams for a couple hours to see if I can spot our girl

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>>43710674
Name ONE part of Gura that isn't hot (you can't)

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>>43711520
39% I did a typo.

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It's rare that the schizo arguing is so boring that I can't be bothered to even skim the posts..

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DISCORD SISTERS... WE DID IT... THE FINAL RRAT THAT WILL DESTROY GURA FOREVER
BE WARNED

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>>43711592
It's funny watching a guy that isn't a US citizen pretend he knows how our taxes work though

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>>43711549
You will not. she takes the train so she may not stay in Tokyo.

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>>43711520
>>43711584
You did more than just a typo ESL-kun
That chart was the entirety of american tax brackets, if it's not on that list, it isn't a thing
It doesn't just keep going up

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>>43711592
Its about money and tax's gura has to pay so I am thankfully its not the other so this I can deal with and talk with them somewhat normally.

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>>43711666
Then It is 37% and I got it off by 2.

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>>43711596
cute rrat

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>>43711549
You won't see her because I currently have her locked in my love dungeon

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>>43711374
"HAHAHAHA" posting is pretty cringe to be desu.

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I found her

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>>43711549
>deleted
Great, thanks, you wanna scroll up and get the post from the faggot who's too scared to post a soijak with his shitpost?

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>>43711493
Adsense is actually pretty significant, especially considering Gura has some of the best VOD views in the entire company.
I actually calculated all this months ago, but I never posted it anywhere. I guess this is a good enough time to do it.

During her April 12 2022 stream, Millie Parfait accidentally showed her youtube dashboard which revealed she made
approximately ¥1,292,494 in estimated revenue in the previous 28 days. According to Youtube's official youtuber help
channel, that figure represents the amount of money that the channel owner will be taking home after Google takes its 30% cut.

According to playboard, between March 15, 2022 and April 12, 2022 (28 days), Millie received the following amounts of
superchats from her streams during that period.
$485, $428, $342, $0.2, $920, $222, $654, $442, $252, $276, $105, $101, $646, $40, $269, $664, $1101, $373, $606
total: $7926.2
On Tuesday April 12, 2022, the USD to Yen exchange rate was $1 USD = ¥125.3999
https://www.exchangerates.org.uk/USD-JPY-spot-exchange-rates-history-2022.html

So her total superchats was 993,945 yen. Google takes 30% of that, which leaves 695,761 yen that contributed to her estimated revenue.
This means that Millie made approximately 596,733 yen through adsense and memberships during that period.
So for this 28 day period, roughly only 54% of Millie's revenue came from Superchats.
From her channel analytics summary, during this 28 day period, she had 1.7M views and 387.7K watch hours.
Millie had 222,032 subs at the time.

Now imagine what Gura must make from adsense alone considering Gura has like 10x as many watch hours per month when she actually streams.

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>>43711883
proof?

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This is it bros, the final Gura yab

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>>43711894
Cry about it, you numerically deficient retard.

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>>43711899

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gura please toot on twitter again

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This got stupid a very long time ago. But ogey.

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>>43711996
sad that this is most people now, I saw comments saying you need to be an architect to know what 2 by 2

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>>43712118
You wouldn't know your ass from your elbow

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>>43711899
so she does make a lot of money but less than what other people are thinking she does.

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imagine being yagoo or cover and your whole major company stakes rides on a single girl who can't even remain stable enough to do her job

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>>43712311
That is funny. It must not be hurting them too bad since they keep letting her do it and she seems to be bringing in money no matter what. she did say she was doing Sewer work for them.

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>>43712311
You'd think it would make them want to get more girls, wouldn't you? Well you'd be WRONG no EN3 never

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>>43712377
That sewer work is why they are not letting her stream because they don't want her talking.

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>>43712311
Imagine my dick in Gura's asshole. Her shuddering in painal pleasure every time I move even a few millimeters.
Now imagine I start thrusting until I cum buckets into her deep, cavernous anus. She turns around, makes a scowling pouty face and says she didn't want it inside tonight.
"Too bad", I tell her. "That's where it belongs."

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>>43712544
Ew, poop.

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>>43712544
>anal
shit taste

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>>43712628
Unlike her streams, Gura thoroughly prepares for our sessions.
She used an enema before we went at it.

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>>43712694
>shit taste
No. There wasn't any rimming or anything.

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>>43712311
>hired two gens of males
yanigger's fault that he doesn't give a fuck about all the wastes of air dragging down the couple natural successes like Gura

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白子

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>>43712311
>They invite her to Japan to do her job.
>5 hour long singing sessions and learning 3 dances in 2 days.
>She's not doing her job because it isn't a stream.
Schizo? They do a lot more behind-the-scenes work than most people give them credit for.

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>>43712976
Don't bother.

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>>43712311
>your whole major company stakes rides on a single girl
Define "major company stakes." COVER would do fine with just their Japanese talents by nature of their business model. Gura is no doubt a huge windfall for them, and makes the company look very good to investors, but it's not like they're so dependent on her that they'd slavedrive her. Not that slavedriving her would do them any good. Hell, it's remarkable that she can handle the pressure to perform that she's under right now. She probably wants to crawl into bed and stay there some days.

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>>43712976
yes and the other girls still manage to make time, yeah but she has more to do, proof next thread, go back, etc, there, there's the next 200 posts summarized, you're welcome

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>>43712311
Hololive would honestly be fucked if all the Holos were as lazy as Gura.

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So based only on Ina's 3d live merch, one might assume that Gura's merch will also be a fan representation... I hope we get ebi stress ball
I hope we don't get anything bloop

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>>43712852
Looks like Gura will be needing this.

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>>43713093
Kaela streams 100+ hours every month and she's worthless
Gura is worth 10 times more than every EN and 90% of JP

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Any goob goob news? I need my daily dose of goober news

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>>43713239
She bought a new book.

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>>43713239
Literally zero news. Not even mentions from other people.

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I think she might be a guragirimono.

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>>43713133
No, Ina always has weird merch. Don't base anything off what she's done, wait for Kiara and Mori before guessing anything.

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Are we all creepy perverts?

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>>43713369

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We might not see or hear from Gura but Koyori is playing that Counter Side game with the Myth characters so we'll probably see her there
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1628951279723757568?t=WCnBk1Y-mUZQaF1C2CyOtA&s=19

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>>43713369
Goobadibabidoo my beloved

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>>43713437
>Creepy = mysterious masculine aura
>Pervert = vitalistic and life-affirming
It's called being a sigma male

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>>43713523
I get that we've once again been reduced to hoping to catch mentions of her in others streams, the equivalent of begging for table scraps, but watching a stream to see a gacha character reskin and dialogue is a bit too far.

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>>43713437
how loud is that brat-alarm? asking for a research

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>>43713239
She's been having a multi-day "sleepover" with the new potential investors for the last few days so no one has seen her nor has any stories of her.

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>>43713637
There's a lot of Gura noises in that game that have never been recorded.

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>>43713239
[Shark News] from fatto catto

>[En] gura came too.
>[En] I thought alien alien would be good to sing with her
>[En] i asked to sing the part where there's a lot of english part
>[En] chat: i love seeing the contrast of your heights
>[En] i know. gura's so small
>[En] but she was very good at singing japanese part too
>[En] oh, and her hoodies are gone in this scene
>[En] oh, it's getting to the second part
>[En] i love how she is like a pet
>[En] chat: you need to work on your english too | O: i don't think i will be able to sing in english
>[En] she's so cute
>[En] this part was so cute
>[En] and after i did several recordings, i have the staff translating for me and then she said i said the japanese wrongly so i should record it again right?
>[En] but i said it was so cute! keep it this way!
>[En] oh no, the zelda's healing music
>[En] is topped her to record it again
>[En] idk what she said but i know she said something happy
>[En] i just feeled it
>[En] amm, i think she said soft?
>[En] but i only did it twice in this concert right
>[En] her tail seemed delicious
>[En] she's so cute

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Gura cute btw.
Proof next thread.

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>>43713674
is true, i'm the investor btw

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>>43713716
Gura was hoping they'd let her rerecord.. she hates when she says it wrong and it's going to bug her forever...

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>>43713730
Fuck that, I got the proof right here right now.

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I hate when I want to eat food but I'm still full from my last meal

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>>43713674
It's true, I'm the new potential investors

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>>43713949
throw up your last food gura...

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>>43713990
That's bad for the throat, never

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>>43711140
You're delusional if you think gura is anything less than a multi millionaire.

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>>43714036
i can fix that dont worry

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chubby shork

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>>43714110
I'm going to eat tempgura

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GABY

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>>43714150
not before i fill her up with my sh

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>>43713674
That is a rrat I hope is not true because that would mean she is in trouble and in need of help.

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>>43714219
yes sister she's getting harvey weistein'd on a shitty media company that can't even secure video game streaming permissions

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>>43714170
Hi Gabby

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I see a new retarded topic was found to argue about. /ggg/ never disappoints when it comes to that

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>>43714219
If its true then the supposed great martyr laplus will suicide bomb cover HQ

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>>43713857
That's cute and eroi

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Good morning sirs I am doing the needful and posting in Gawr Gura Hololive English thread

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>>43714460
dont even bother to reply those failed novelists
just report and hide

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>>43714525
show bob and vegan

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gagua guwa aaggua

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Anyways, back to Gura

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I'm an investor and I can confirm I am indeed having sex with Gura.

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>>43714637
I'm not vegan you dumb fuck

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fish child

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>>43714473
she's back

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>>43714797
Love her smile.

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New soundpost

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>>43714797
god i love her

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>>43715050
I love her so much

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>>43714890
"back"

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>>43715347
disgusting

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>>43713674
Investor here, can confirm, I can also confirm that she can handle 3 guys.

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Investor here, she's actually married to me now

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>>43713133
You'll get a bloop stress ball and you will like it

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>>43715552

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>>43715552
that would be the most fitting merch idea for bloop

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>>43715552
Would

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>>43715552
Who?

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>>43715552
good, i can throw bloop to my wall then

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can Gura do this? Is she flexible?

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>>43715707
probably not that far, but she can do this

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>>43715707
Gura said she was surprisingly flexible. Don't ask me for a timestamp because I don't have one

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Tiny, high endurance, flexible... imagine...

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>>43715773
even a child can do it

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>>43715800
She can't do the splits though

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>>43715842

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>>43715909
nyo

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>>43715909
Nyo

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>>43715673
That blue ball that showed up on her debut and then mysteriously disappeared

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Turns out, Gura's been streaming this whole time.

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>>43716555
I'm pretty sure you can get sued for stuff like this

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>>43716714
People somehow believe that streaming on kick is above the law

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>>43716555
cover-corp.com/report/en/

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>>43716714
Should probably report to cover for impersonation.

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>>43715413
She'd break (physically) from just one

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Gura new merch will be an onahole

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>>43717003
she already did that one

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>>43717032
More excited for the one which she had her cunny moulded inside and out. The tunnels are 1/1 scale.

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>>43717190
Has any vtuber does this before? I would pay hundreds for this

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What's the latest on Gooba? Did she sweat some more? Did she eat more sweet potatoes? Inquiring ebis want to know!

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Gura’s pits have been drenched in her sweat for weeks. Can you conceptualize the aroma?

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>>43718278
she had 5 ergy drink this mornig *sllluuuurrrp* >:3

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>>43718507

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had a dream gura came to me and we held hands

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I am upset that there are literally no good fanart pics of Gura's 4th Fes idol outfit because of the hack giant booba concept art

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>>43718741
>had a dream gura came

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>>43718787
There's good fanart. You're asking for inaccurate fanart that makes her completely flat when we know she has larger breasts than Ina.

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We cool..?

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>>43719083
ice cold

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>>43719083

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>>43719059
Only like, a fraction larger. Look at this shit for example >>43717678
Her chest should not be jutting out that far.

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>>43719219
It's padded like the 2021 summer art.

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>>43719259
Whatever excuse it is, I hate it. I want Gura's tiny chest to be respected.

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>>43719059
>You're asking for inaccurate fanart that makes her completely flat when we know she has larger breasts than Ina.
The animation was canon and she was completely flat in it