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>I can’t stream
>I can’t make idol song
>I can’t dance
>I can’t play video games
what does she do?

>> No.43481771

>>43481744
Takes your money.

>> No.43481818

>>43481744
Work smart, not hard

>> No.43481819
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43481819

>>43481744
Being cute!

>> No.43481832

>>43481744
Advertise and Shill

>> No.43481855

>>43481744
Cunny ToT

>> No.43481863

>>43481744
quantitties > qualititties

>> No.43481879

>yet another ESL gura anti thread

>> No.43481895

>>43481744
masturbate

>> No.43481909
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43481909

>>43481744
>Remember, the saddest thing in life is wasted talent. You could have all the talent in the world but if you don't do the right thing, then nothing happens

>> No.43481925

she captured the lucrative EN pedophile audience with first mover advantage

imagine her with literally any other model and you'll realize she has nothing else going for her

>> No.43481930

Cover has herr working like a dog behind the scenes, as she has often told us in her zatsudan (means "chatting stream" in japanese) and that she has big projects planned for 2023 like her dakimakura, since omega kept rejecting it until she asked yagoo instead. Big news soon!

>> No.43481960

Make the board seethe endlessly apparently

>> No.43481966

>>43481744
Manager san writes her messages for her on Twitter and member streams. Living rent free.

>> No.43481971

>>43481925
>quite literally just a stroke of luck they decided to make the shark character into a loli when most hololive generations don't have a loli character
Gura literally won the lottery 2bdesu.

>> No.43482506

>>43481744
Release a daki that will make Cover millions of dollars in profit? While Gura isn't against this type of pandering it did seem excessive and it was odd that Ame released a birthday daki just last month.

>> No.43482600

>>43481744
She's been recording. In fact she's been recording so much she should have two albums coming out soon.

>> No.43482671

>>43481744
>scooby wooby wooo, i have new merch for you!!! :3 shaaaaark

>> No.43482709

>>43481863
You have neither

>> No.43482777

>>43481930
Gura learned to draw and has been drawing every daki by hand, that's why nothing else ever gets delivered beyond excuses.

>> No.43483002

>>43482777
Retreating to her new home in japan to practice her art like a hermit, only coming out to solicit donations. Truly she is one with the way of Zen.

>> No.43483526

>>43481744
>what does she do?
Me

>> No.43483543

>>43481744
Makes you mad

>> No.43483699
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43483699

>>43481744
Suck Shion toes.

>> No.43483847

>>43481744
This >>43481771 >>43481832 and also roleplaying as an autistic child.

>> No.43483948

Make sisters and trannies seeth for over 2 years now

>> No.43484143

>>43481744
Hey OPaul!
>gators gettin close hasnt got me yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8hSzRsSwIU&t=61s

>> No.43484266

>>43481744
She's a mascot
She didn't have to do anything

>> No.43484309

>>43481744
Making you seethe 24/7

>> No.43484423

Gura is the undisputable queen of vtubing and you are simply jealous that your oshi is a nobody

>> No.43485979

This is Gura seethe thread #6 I'm the catalog. Success breeds jealousy

>> No.43486025

>>43481744
when did she say any of that

>> No.43486145

>>43481744
>what does she do?
Make the sisters seethe just by existing.

>> No.43488284

>>43482506
>it was odd that Ame released a birthday daki just last month
The only time Hololive members are active is when they try to prevent the others from stealing their fans

>> No.43488492

>>43481744
>what does she do?
Makes the subhuman SEAmonkies on /vt/ seethe endlessly.

>> No.43494635

>>43481744
>what does she do?
She's a brand symbol.

>> No.43494735

>>43481744
lives rent free in your head

>> No.43494900

>>43494735
and then you'll bring up trannies

>> No.43495004

>>43481744
Drink copious amounts of alcohol and suck cock.

>> No.43495018

>>43494900
what projection is this, sounds like you've got a few more things living rent free up there as well

>> No.43495085

>>43495018
In their mouth, anyway.

>> No.43495149

>>43481863
How's that niji concert going?

>> No.43495223

>>43481971
>stroke of luck
>Laplus and Shion "just happened" to go into loli and near loli bodies.
C'mon man

>> No.43495270

>>43481744
>>I can’t make idol song
99% of idol songs are heavily filtered and are for fun, not works of art
>>I can’t dance
Vtuber dances are limited by technology so most dances are easy 2 step dances, it's not like we're asking her to freestyle and pop and lock.
>>I can’t play video games
ADHD, take meds

>> No.43495286

>>43481744
Making sister seethe apparently

>> No.43497703

>>43481744
>makes 2views seethe

>> No.43498399

she rinses money from brown SEA subhumans and fat white incels like nobody's business

>> No.43498551

>>43481909
Biggest lie ever told.

>> No.43501476

>>43481744
she makes me happy

>> No.43501554

>>43481744
She's cute.

>> No.43502781

>>43488284
The shift from long radio silent breaks to dakis and Valentine's Day merch feels too artificial. Cover wants GFE since it makes them a ton of money but I can't see everyone in holoEN suddenly doing this only for money.

>> No.43503415

that's cool and all, but where are the streams she promised? Or is she making another excuse in Japan

>> No.43503626

We've moved on from the "lewd" dakimakura bait already? I even put on my loli catgirl spreading her butthole cover just for you guys.

>> No.43507489

>>43481744
be cute

>> No.43507904

so why was she REALLY on break

>> No.43508004

can some QRD me on whether she's back on break or not, I thought she JUST came back

>> No.43508054

>>43481744
>What does she do
Advertise.
It doesn't matter if she isn't as prevalent in the music scene, she's a big name that brings in the big bucks, and that's all that matters

>> No.43508573

>>43507904
Health reasons but her doctor gave an ok to go japan for the fest. Also rent free.

>> No.43508706

>>43507904
vacations and being busy planning her trip to Japan with her swedish boyfriend

>> No.43510284

>>43507904
Anon if you were running an idol company and wanted to suspend a talent without making the company look bad how would you do it? They would be radio silent during their suspension so you would have to make up a suitable excuse for their silence.

>> No.43511018

>>43498551
You had no talent to waste

>> No.43513913

>>43481744
do you use this same picture for all of your bait threads iphonechama?

>> No.43513986

>>43481744
she's literally a great singer. everything else is on point tho.

>> No.43514021

>>43481744
Makes you seethe.

>> No.43514092

>>43508004
She's "back" but she's also on a Japan vacation.

>> No.43514151

>>43482600
theyre practicing 100 times and record 20 times to have the one theyre going to use. actors dont just show up to set one shot it all and are done in 2 hours. Fact is, theyre not trained actors, dancers, singers, entertainers and they need more attempts than they'd like to admit

>> No.43515206

She's very lacking talents, at least compared to other Holos. That much is true.
But she makes good use of her opportunities, namely the Western pedo niche that she now basically monopolizes, or the shallow meme culture that allow good meme users to go rival.
At the end of the day her sub count does reflect her qualities, so pointing out her flaws only shows how much you seething.

>> No.43516591

siphons money from her gullible paypigs

>> No.43517065

>>43514092
She's not on vacation you fuck. She is there for work and at the studio everyday during the week for 10 hours

>> No.43517077

>>43516591
don't try to act like you haven't spent money on shit we wouldn't think is stupid

>> No.43517676

>>43481744
In the process of making those things.

>> No.43518152

Literally makes money from nothing, impressive

>> No.43518477

>>43517077
100s of dollars of stupid shit that I bought, I still have it many years later. some I even gave away.

way better than 100s of dollars on some dumb messages that will never get read anyway. it's like donating to thin air, thinking you're making a change

>> No.43518713

>>43518152
That ain't working

>> No.43519207

>>43481744
pisses her panties and now her cunny smells like pee :(

>> No.43519405

>>43519207
Oh my… i would clean that up with my mouth… don’t worry!

>> No.43522339

>>43518477
people spend money on experiences that aren't material things so that argument doesn't work
you could make the argument that spending money on something that you "don't need" to spend money on is a waste, but when you make that point you kinda have to apply it to the general idea of supporting things you appreciate and value

>> No.43522454

>>43522339
I guess paying money to get ghosted is just one thing that I don't get.

>> No.43522781

>>43522454
if that's your takeaway then you don't appreciate anything about the chuuba in the first place, why would you understand the perspective of someone on the literal opposite side of that

>> No.43524734

Anyone remember her struggling to get rid of the wanted stars in GTA? I clicked off after she's still trying to get away for like an hour

>> No.43525254

>>43495270
Gura is the world's luckiest affirmative action hire.

>> No.43525527

>>43481744
>Legal grey area lolicon
>Makes feet jokes and other childlike humor
>Says shit you expect children to say

My brother in Christ, she exists for the pedos to fap too.
And that is all.

>> No.43525911

>>43525527
Ironic considering she's the second oldest in the entire EN branch

>> No.43527384

>>43481744
She makes me loudly cry

>> No.43531669

>>43525911
3rd? Aren't Cali and Kronii older

>> No.43533805

>>43525527
Being ambitious isn't necessary to succeed

>> No.43536326
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43536326

>>43481744
Foot war.

>> No.43536444

>>43481744
i guess

the only thing about her

is the way she walks

>> No.43536842

>>43481818
>Work smart, not hard
She's a genius

>> No.43537099

>>43481744
Jealousy has kept her popular in everyone's minds. Ex: More threads about Gura than anyone else, while she was on break.

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43537322

>>43481744
She rides my face and uses my mouth as her personal toilet.

>> No.43537444

>>43497703
All the 2views love gura

>> No.43537522

>>43522339
>supporting things you appreciate and value
Oh fuck off. You're simping because it feels good. At least own up to it pussy.

>> No.43537544

>>43518477
>way better than 100s of dollars on some dumb messages that will never get read anyway. it's like donating to thin air, thinking you're making a change
Should have figured that out early. Why Chumbuds rarely waste money on SCs. And why Gura was never a high SC earner. She tells you not to donate.
>100s of dollars of stupid shit that I bought, I still have it many years later. some I even gave away.
You could have resold those items for a large profit. Especially if held for years, they must be discontinued by now. Realized that you are just retarded. No sympathy for dummies.

>> No.43537762

>>43537444
Everyone loves Gura. Except for Venti. She's now after IronMouse, lol. Just like this thread, Venti is furious that a loli model is doing well. Jealousy is not pretty.

>> No.43537801

>>43481744
bank

>> No.43537920

>>43537544
why the fuck would i sell my gunpla if i don't even need the money? the ones i gave away, i gave it to my friends as a gift so it's not like i threw it away to some random druggie

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>>43481744
She can make you seethe apparently

>> No.43538173

>>43481744
I know right. While on break her subscription grew faster than any in HoloEN. Now at 4.28 million. Her VODs still got millions of views. Her new merch topping the charts while away. Plus she is getting $50k-$75k+ in memberships every month. If Gura were to graduate today, she'd be paid that for years to come, unless Cover decides to refund over a million. Most chumbuds buy years in memberships instead of SCs. But what they all do is buy her merch. So she gets the most money. Have to admit her fans are smarter than others wasting on SCs.

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>>43484143
>There's too many men
>There's too many people
>Making too many problems
What did he know?

>> No.43538450

>>43537920
Nice story. If don't need the money, why mention how much you spent?
At least you made a friend extremely happy. Lucky friend. Your loss, was someone else's treasure. Story ended well.

>> No.43538647

>>43537762
>She's now after IronMouse
lol wat

>> No.43538903

>>43481744
She does me, every day.

>> No.43539072

>>43481744
Advertisement and Sponsorships. She is basically a glorified mascot at this point, but she makes cover a boatload of money.

>> No.43542094

>>43481744
panders to children and people attracted to children. no shame.

>> No.43542299

>>43542094
Yeah, i don't know what is wrong with her. I mean : you like kids ok..fine, but don't come out and make all of us look like a bunch of pedos ffs.

>> No.43543165

Its funny how the only comeback chumbuds come up with is "haha makes you seethe though" completely forgetting the whole point is to make fun of you for biting easy bait

>> No.43545579

>>43543165
That's because they're constantly convinced that there's a valid reason she's not streaming and that she's totally not just doing the bare minimum. They're convinced that there's going to surely be more content "soon"
I loved gura in 2020 but I think there's a time where you gotta realize she's not coming back

>> No.43545789

>>43543165
>>43545579
People are tired of having this discussion ad nauseam to people who don't even watch any hololive talents to know what's going on.
Example, none of you fucks probably know Aki took a month break with radio silence. Do your reps and take your meds

>> No.43546461

>>43481744
She's cute so she can get away with anything.

>> No.43547575

>>43497703
More like 2views make YOU seethe.
You're an unlikable bandwagoner full of hatred who will die virgin and alone

>> No.43547783

>>43543165
>>43545579
even if she streamed every day you'd find some other point to spam the catalog about
you're niggers of the highest order and the fact that you're so obsessed with my oshi is funny to me
snope and sneed

>> No.43548269

>>43547783
Your oshi doesn't care enough to stream for you.

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