/yah/ - Beatani

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>>4307836

>Who is Bea?
https://xphill.com/

>Next stream 3K SUBS KARAOKE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfqkCqKwP8c

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

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https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/nnt4o1/ohadayo_im_kumagai_chisato_pls_call_me_beatani_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
reminder to udon and give it awards if you have any free awards on mobile, it helps the post a lot !

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You're a bit late. >>4346648

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>>4347136
>t. redditor

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>>4347247
my bad

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>>4347247
this thread was up first what do you mean

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>>4348182
Foolish.

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oh two threads today? nice

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>>4347136
9gag post when?

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>>4350356
maybe instagram next?

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cute singing

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>>4357816
wrong thread mate

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where's sekkusu-san... dads, im getting concerned...

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>>4358286
Nothing wrong with this thread
Plenty wrong with me

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so this is the dedicated schizo thread?

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>>4365597
When Bea says she loves you she doesn't really mean it. She only loves her mom.

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>>4365597
Real schizo hours

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I'll post but won't bump.

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>>4365685
I only love her gyaru mom too

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>>4365597
just skimming these threads, bea appeals to self-aware viewers who are extremely self-conscious about being a gosling and thus attempt to gosling "ironically" because it doesn't hurt as bad if it's "just a joke"
basically dadfags are ironic weebs

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>>4365819
All wrong

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>>4365767
What if Bea is actually her mom?

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Indon't like Bea... she ridiculed me even when I did nothing wrong... I think she hates me...

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>>4365819
Retard.

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>>4365925
Meds onegai

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>>4365925
she ridicules all people

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>>4366053
even herself...

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>missed 2 streams in a row
Dads, how do i deal this FOMO? I've watched the vods but something still feels missing.

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>>4365925
I'M FUCKING DIAMONDS WHEN SHE'S SCREAMING "ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
BEATANI PLEASE CALL ME FAGGOT NEWFAG

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Since that anon in the other thread brought up the need for /yah/ extended universe with Beatani-related vtubers, I went to check /wvt/ list and picked the ones with potential comptability

>Koopa
Pretty obvious, both being avid imageboard users, Koopa can be pretty degenerate even if on different topics

>Rose
Almost polar opposite, tho maybe her dark past and knowledge of weapons could make beatani curious

>Mocca
For sure an explosive collab, beatani like otokonoko however, mocca is also an imageboard veteran, they could have some weird chemistery somehow and mocca already did collab with japanese indies before

>Shimada Tiger
One of the most furry friendly of the lot, maybe some potential

>Lily Hops
Uuoohh, very risky, while lily feels like jailbait she mostly avoids anything sexually related so if they did collab, the aftermath could be complicated

>Alice Sawyer
Actually good potential. She's a loli into lolis, and also a lot into guro and other stuff, even if she rarely brings it up on stream.

>Picky
An grat artist into loli and familiar with imageboards, could work

>Felti
A japanese artist who speaks a bit of English, could be fun to see

>Eira Woolcott
Doe her JP reps and both already interacted on twitter. Tho I think eira was one of the first to retweet the z** doc, which could make things awkward.

>Natsumi Moe
Would be interesting given natsumi past as a channer and affinity with the mentality

>Minya September
Another JP indie that talks often in English, her vibe is very different from Beatani however

I can't wait!

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>>4366243
It's the same fate I've had with most chuubas. They're live streamers first and foremost, so part of the magic is gone when you have to watch a VOD. The only thing you can do is try to catch the next one.

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>>4366326
死ね

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>>4366326
死ね

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>>4365685
Balons getting cucked by bear mom.

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For general use in the thread if you feel like it... maybe I should make a version with Chiriro and Risuna-chan

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>>4366326
Koopafag. Please fuck off.

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>>4366329
hot

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>>4366329
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO BREED HER I WANT TO MAKE HER PREGNANT I WANT TO TURN HER INTO A BITCH UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

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>>4366452
Please do, Chihiro should be pretty easy.

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>>4366452
well done

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>>4365865
You can team up with an AI to create rrats
https://bellard.org/textsynth/

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>>4366546
ogey, maybe after I rage with shitpost review

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Is she sound asleep?
These karaoke are more like celebration streams to me, because I really don't like anison. I like IOSYS and a bit of Vocaloid, don't get me wrong, but when the karaoke happens so much time after the actual subscribers milestone, it doesn't do much for me.
>>4366452
Baste! Good job anon.

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>>4366326
A lot of people here are holoEN fags who have never watched indie vtubers before bea so they genuinely believe the EN sphere is all shit. Basically I'm saying it's pointless posting this here because they don't know shit about vtubers outside of hololive. Most probably weren't even there when koopa was conceived back in /jp/.

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>>4366599
yes

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>>4366452
Saved

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>>4366021
You only watched VODs for a month, or you just started watching recently? I can't imagine watching VODs for weeks when indie's strongest point is interactin

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>>4366326
Too bad she is too autistic and have no experience with heard English inb4 discord calls with dads

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>>4366329
I will tribute this. Anticipate it.

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>>4366326
Fucking kill yourself. /wvt/ is a puddle of filth that leaked from /trash/. It's full of discordtrannies, actual trannies and shitposting faggots.
Beatani said so many times that she is not going to collab. So why do you keep bringing it up retard?
Shove your list of garbage up your shithole, go to /wvt/ and never come back faggot.

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I know she reads these threads but I hope she didn't see the last one since it was unburnable trash

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>>4366719
Understandable, but keep in mind this is the schizo thread

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>>4366644
>A lot of people here are holoEN fags who have never watched indie vtubers
Source: your ass
>the EN sphere is all shit
No. /wvt/ is complete shit tho.

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>they genuinely believe the EN sphere is all shit
it is

unironically the only worthwhile EN chuubas are ESL japs like Beatani, streams are more chill and less politicized due to that

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>>4366857
Was my post not schizo enough for you?

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I can't donate to Beatani because I'm saving my money to buy cute girls' clothes for her to fuck me in.

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>>4366584
Based

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Twitter spaces voice chat onegai, so us namefags can make people seethe

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>>4367079
Based if true. Don't forget the cat ears

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>>4366813
It's important she knows what she's dealing with

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>>4366943
>he actually thinks this
How about watching more ENtubers bro?

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Average Chihiro fan

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Spicdads this week was filled with SOVL...

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>>4366584
AAA

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>the previous thread
When did namefag stop simply referring to someone who types a name into the Name field?

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>>4367747
When people got butthurt.

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>>4367747
Some people have this idea you should be anonymous everywhere you go. While it's appealing it's also kind of impossible. I do however donate under a name different from my username for this reason.

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>>4367452
no thanks, I'd rather stick to those people whose culture originated vtubing in the first place

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>>4367747
When anons stopped using the name field and just started to use spoilers to allude who they were.

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>>4368375
I hold multiple identities so I'm technically anonymous even though there's a name attached to me.

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>>4369121
yeah there are a bunch of voices in my head so technically you can't tell which one you're speaking to at any given moment

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>>4368745
I was kinda hoping Beatani would have inclined hard so that it wasn't easy to identify anons, or so that the same anon wouldn't get the spotlight over and over again. It's not really unusual for anons to want to share their personal experiences.
I can't accept the fact that she might just want a close circle of friends, which is weird because I know for a fact that Beatani has claimed popularity is not her number 1 goal, and I wanted to point this out to anons in another threads which claim we killed her potential.
>>4369121
>so I'm technically anonymous
I don't have an "ackshually" picture in hand, but I keep seeing people say this when they "technically" mean pseudonymous.

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>>4367550
Seriously just kill yourself you insufferable faggot. You think you're on some kind of high ground just because you worship some shitty girl like Beatani? Her personality is awful, her streams are all low effort shit, and her fanbase is literally worse than braindead reddit users. All chat does is spam emotes and the same five jokes over and over again, all twitterniggers are disgustingly desperate for replies and retweets from that skank, and the threads are full of people jerking eachother off and falling for the weakest of baits because they absolutely CANNOT allow the thread that she might read to become too negative after all! Like she gives a fuck, all she cares about is your money. It must be embarrassing being a Beacunti watcher, hanging on her every word and tweet and STILL not even realising this. You'll never wake up to the truth and you will all die, your souls sucked out by a money grubbing manipulative whore. The only way you can win here is to drop Beashitty and pick up someone better. You know like maybe another girl who isn't a massive cunt who preys on retard losers on the internet. A well adjusted, funny, loving, talented and normal girl who isn't a freak who fucks furries. Someone like, for example - Chihiro. No fucking clue how two sisters who grew up together turned out so different, but Chihiro is literally a God-tier girl you should admire and love if you still have a brain. Talking shit about her only outs you as a retard straight away and exposes you as a cringe Bitchtanifag. Chihiro is pure, undiluted perfection, she is more charismatic, cuter, funnier, and relatable than her sister will ever be. Why am I even bothering? I know a spasticated ADHD Beafag won't read this far anyway without saying "hurr durr cringe based cunny bea love meds schizo" anyway, fucking retard.

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>>4369682
I want Beatani to harapan me, steal my wallet while I'm falling over, take all my money and cards and then step on my crotch with a stiletto while clicking her tongue!

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>>4369682
hurr durr cringe based cunny bea love meds schizo

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>>4369682
I'm saving this, thanks

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>>4369682
nice macaroni nigger, thx

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Bea has 1 friend on steam, and this friend has some other chuubas on his friend list.
Let the rrats out

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>>4369682
This but unironically.

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>>4370776
did her steam leaked?

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>>4366452
Very nice!

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>>4371603
No need to leak anything. It's been searchable by her name from at least the first thread. It was private before, but now it is not.

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I can finally draw faces with decent proportions but just realized I have nothing I want to express, so I'm just gonna watch some anime. Sorry Bea, maybe later.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVH9nrWqOqU
kylechama...

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I want Bea to dress me up in a Tails costume and fuck me until I become her slave.

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>>4372463
Well, that's not entirely right. I do have some ideas, but they are complicated enough that I'm storyboarding with entire panels now. Why can't each day last 48 hours? Why wasn't I born Japanese?

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>>4372541
My apologies, this is the schizo rrat thread not the hornyposting thread.

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This place is weird.

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Why can't I be Japanese? Why have I spent most of my life learning useless stuff about my worthless country, when I could be doing more interesting stuff with you anons and Bea?
AHHHHH FUUCKKK... fuck... fuck.... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxqSyownSYI&list=PLC1598C7E72DEE921&index=8

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>>4372781
take your meds anon
it’s not worthless learning something new, your life can get be blighter

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>>4367550

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I don't want to be Japanese, but I would love to learn the language well enough to visit. Lots of cool stuff to see. Plus anime and manga I guess. Oh and figuring out what the fuck Beatani is even saying half the time. Yeah.

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>>4366599
I wish people would choose better anison than stuff from like the last 15 years. But Blue Hearts, Soutaiseiriron and HAPPY END were inspired choices at least.

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Beatani's about page is kind of based.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCArDBJWZGPBtVeXwr4ROddA/about

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>>4373669
Welp, I definitely have to give the wiki an update tonight.

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>>4373741
thank you nasty yukari san!

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>>4367713
What do you mean?

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What caused the huge sub boost on May 23rd? The mall date, after effects from the fetish reveal, or the Reddit post?
https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCArDBJWZGPBtVeXwr4ROddA

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>>4373919
Probably the last two.
It could be that, during any period of time, there's a "potential number of subs", and by posting last week, she already "redeemed" a bunch of such subs. Or at least that's my theory.

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https://twitter.com/ListenerChan/status/1398902127582334977

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>>4361976
Anon, let's at least tie it to 4k subs
i'm also pretty busy this week, may not be able to contribute

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What's your favorite song she's sang in any of the karaoke streams? Besides Clover Club, I think that's a special one for everyone here.

Personally I got excited when she started singing LOVE Zyukun last night.

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>>4374522
i like chiisana hibi

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>>4374522
Honestly Plastic Love is my new favorite. I discovered it last fall (yeah I know) during a happy period and it is associated with it.

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Can't wait for the next karaoke stream!

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Her choices for English songs were interesting. Good songs, but in a million years I never would have guessed those would be her first.

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>>4374418
I'm still not sure if getting listener-chan'd is supposed to be an insult or an honor

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>>4374418
Why does this account exist? At first I thought it was so she could reply to post publicly but she doesn't always, so what? Is she just highlighting posts for some reason?
I'm assuming it's her alt at least and not a schizo.

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>>4374670
anon she used it as a landing ground for DM submissions during the birthday contests, obviously it's her alt
I'm pretty sure it just exists for her to highlight posts she thought were cute and/or funny

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>>4374522
I freaked the fuck out it when she sang "Crazy Claimer" by Andymori. I love their shit so much I thought nobody else knew about them

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>>4374708
Understood. I'll go back to lurking now, this one was just confusing me.

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>>4374994
What does the song mean?

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Beatani said recently that she wants to work on her English pronunciation. Two words I noticed she consistently mispronounces are "Russian" and "money." I don't like using katakana to pronounce English words but it'll probably help anyway.

Russian should be pronounced as ラッシャン, not ルシアン
Money should be pronounced as マニー, not マネー

https://howjsay.com/how-to-pronounce-russian
https://howjsay.com/how-to-pronounce-money

Another thing she says incorrectly is "what's happen." This phrase is grammatically incorrect. She should either say "what happened" or "what's happening."

Just thought I'd type that out in case she reads this.

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I wished I watched more Beatani earlier.
I lurked and saw clips before, but seeing her live is something else.

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>>4374522
I like hearing new songs (for me) that she really likes personally. There is definitely a shift where she is sharing more of her own tastes and less what she expects her viewers to like which I appreciate. I want her to do more songs where she has a personal story attached to why she likes it or the band performing it in the future.

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>>4375704
Yeah, especially with Crazy Claimer you could tell it was one of her favorites.

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>>4375704
yeah I'm not coming to a beatani karaoke because I just wanna hear some anime girl sing songs I like I'm here for her specifically

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>>4366452
Cute and funny, please make more

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Day 21 of NoReps... I want to fuck Beatani so much. I want to make her mine. I want to cum inside of her over and over until she can’t stand anymore. I want her to read this and pleasure herself. I want her to know how much I want her

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>>4375942

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>>4376027
Me on my first day in Japan...

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>>4376027
>She's so hot. My mind reels at the thought.
Shit, computers can rhyme now?

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>>4376027
>Beatrice
Pathetic.

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>>4376027
bea-beatrice!?

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I want to fuck this bear

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What info does streamlabs give if you pay by visa? I don't want to give Jewgle money but I also don't want to give a weirdo menhera my address either.

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>>4376103
Beatrice is her name in the English dub.

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>>4376166
It gives whatever name and email address are on your PayPal.

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>>4376166
Eh, if you don't live in Japan and have decent OpSex I wouldn't worry about it.
This post was not typed by bear claws, I swear

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Alright, music anon here.
I started two projects. The first track will be quite simple, a bit like OCTOBER (go check out, it's pretty comfy). I'll pick some cute Bea moments for the voice.
For the second one I'll just make the stupidest meme tier weeb shit possible, it's for fun.
Here's a short preview of the first track: https://files.catbox.moe/gbg9ld.mp3

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>>4376372
She needs some funny meme songs using her voice so good job for working on that dad.

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Imagine going to a karaoke bar with her. At first you think you're just there to be the driver and maybe hear her sing a few songs, but once she's deep into the special water she tells you to sing instead. You're reluctant at first but she insists. Eventually you give it your best shot but you clearly don't have the kind of skill she does. She's laughing at your pitiful attempt but you can tell she's actually happy you tried at least. Eventually it's time to go home and she falls asleep in the car. You can hear her mumble some things about you in her sleep but you don't dare try to figure out what she's saying. You don't want to wake her up, so you decide to carry her into her home and tuck her into bed.

[Anonymous No.]

I wrote another horny post but got too embarrassed...

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>>4376425
This story would make a good basis for a doujin.

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>>4376482
Reminder that she liked the tweet asking if she wanted more hornyposting.

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>>4376482
DO IT

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>>4376372
based

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The thought of a lewd and dirty office lady Beatani getting hot at work drives me insane... So horny that she can’t help but masturbate during her work hours... I want to pull down her panties and lick her soaking wet pussy... I want to slide my dick into her, feel her vagina gripping tightly around my dick as I penetrate her, and shoot my cum directly into her womb...

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>>4376482
Self-awareness is a good thing dad.

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>>4376372
That preview is really comfy. I really am looking forward to the full version.

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>>4376572
I'm pretty sure she complained once the hornyposting here was too vanilla for her

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>>4376482
Don't do it, write comfy post instead

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>>4376700
I mean, I would pee in her mouth too if she wasn't so against the idea anon.

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I introduced a new dad to Beatani yesterday, are you doing your work dads?

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>>4376772
I take back what I said, don't do it.

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>>4376736
I cannot possibly explain to you how badly I want to befriend this bear. There's nothing I want more in this world than to share my favorite bands or games with her or maybe just talk about how our days were and when I'm done I'm going to tell her I had fun and hope she has a good night.

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>>4376425
i was waiting for the punchline.....

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>>4376700
Did it ever cross for a moment that she was not be serious? There is a reason she is still calling us kimoi otaku.

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>>4376873
>Did it ever cross for a moment that she was not be serious?
considering how much of a weirdo she is with her pichu abuse fetish, no

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>>4376873
I’m pretty sure she gets a kick out of it if not enjoys it at some perverted level

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>>4376804
I shilled her in the fubuki furry meltdown thread. It got 9 replies and one person wrote that her mixing of japanese and english was cute. I don't know if he checked her out after but yeah.

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What is the tashicunny filler word about? It's wordplay? The word cunny means cunny here? I always feel I am lost on language jokes.

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>>4376930
It’s just a pun. Tashikani means “certainly” or “of course” or “right”

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>>4376930
It's the japanese word tashkani, it means something like "certainly"

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>>4376873
She is also kimoi otaku, so it's all in good fun. She thinks the hornyposting is funny.

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>>4376910
Bea is unironically less of one than Fubuki apparently is. FBK drew her own fursona for god's sake. Bea likes cute, small animals more than the western furry equivalent.

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I relistened to the whole karaoke and my favorite now is macaroni. What a nice song that is after hearing it again.

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>>4376804
Sure am. I also pushed some really scuffed code to the Github repo with the code I used to scrape for the earliest instances of certain terms, really makes things easier.

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>>4376978
Yeah sure but Beatani's tails grooming fetish is even more degenerate. I try not to judge though.

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>>4374596
great work!

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>>4376978
bea's on record wanting to date klonoa, wanting to psychologically abuse tails, and wanting to physically abuse pichu and shaymin

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>>4377044
Just wanted to say that you are one of the most dedicated dads out there. I respect you.

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>>4377044
I've been thinking a few times recently how should adopted /vt/ and /jp/ memes like AWAY or reps be handled? I haven't really thought up a good way to handle it.

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>>4375942
Dad, please, at this rate you are going to die

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>>4366326
these are all Western chuubas. Where are the Japanese?

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>>4377096
For terms like "YAB", I'm thinking I'll just frame the explanation in the context of the Japanese language, and omit mentions of this place entirely. "Hand reps" is an odd case so I'll probably have to find a timestamp where the meaning is clear, use that as a reference, and yet again pretend it doesn't have anything to do with this place.

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>>4377131
Thanks for your concern... your support keeps me going

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>>4377158
He doesn't know any since /wvt/fags don't watch japanese vtubers.

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>When she tried to explain "yab" to the jp bro
I have never felt so proud of her

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>>4377096
Reps: a shortened form of repetitions sometimes used in fitness circles, when used in Beatanis streams it can also refer to training a skill or taking care of your responsibilites. "Handreps" is an euphemism for masturbation made up by Beatani before the first ringfit stream, jokingly refering to the act of masturbation as a way to train your hand.

Just as "noun + LOVE" is used in Beatani streams to express admiration for something "noun + AWAY" is used when one does not like a thing and wants it gone. "noun + HATE" is used in much the same way.

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>>4377167
I think yab and reps are some of the easier ones to handle since yab is already well known in the general vtuber community and for reps you can just say it comes from the fitness meaning of the word instead of mentioning the various communities it passed through to get to Beatani. Or not, feel free to do it the best way you see fit.

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>>4377236
funny how x LOVE became a thing because of Aloe and that Aloe Love is a brand of feminine bodywash

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>>4367151
I requested to talk once when she ran one where she did supermarket greetings, she accepted, I got to chat with her and the other users fled so she quit

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>>4366584
>boyfriend

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Dads, the R18 tag is starving

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>>4377383
Like only 1/3 of the H-art I see in the thread never ends up on the R18 tag. How do we solve this problem?

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>>4377383
We just got three new ones though.

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>>4377044
I'm thinking this "beginner's guide" could be especially useful for Japanese viewers if someone wants to translate and maybe add extra context about terminology especially for them. There is the language barrier already and they seem genuinely confused about what she is saying a lot of the time. But framing it in a way they understand would help them out a lot.

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>>4377404
It seems to have to do with mentioning people in the tweet.

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I love thinking about her. I really want to wrap my hands her neck and throttle her when she acts like a brat. Every time she coughs on stream I twitch a little, so hearing her full-on choking and gasping would be a dream come true. Hearing her hopeless cries and yelps of pain when I treat her body like a chew toy, she'll have to wear long sleeved tops that cover her neck and modest skirts with a pair of sunglasses whenever she goes out to hide the marks of my love. Just imagine getting behind her and shoving your fingers into her choker and strangling her with it when she least expects it, watching her go blue in the face and eventually falling unconscious, only for her to wake up and immediately assume the dogeza position to thank you for not killing her today either. Beatani fearing for her life every time you're around is too lewd, but a Beatani begging for you to hurt her even more is lewder.

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>>4377421
If my nihongo was up to scratch, the entire article would be translated. For now, if it can be run through DeepL, then it should be helpful, so I should probably check that out after I'm done for the time being.

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>>4375098
She also mispronounced City, though that was is at least funny

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>>4375098
If we're on that topic she also consistently pronounces bully with an ア sound instead of ウ.

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>>4366584
Pretty impressive actually (with top-k at 30 and temperature at 3.0)

[Anonymous No.]

>>4377503
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/city

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>>4377323
Supermarket greetings? I wonder if you remember any examples of what she said, that sounds based as fuck. It would be great if she did voice chat again. I wouldn't flee.

[Anonymous No.]

Nintendo and Smash Bros. have corrupted a generation of Japanese women. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr-1uLrSZKg

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>>4377648
I missed it because I accidentally took a nap before it, but here is the tweet she made after it if you are curious.
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1390423986417201154

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>>4376098
>>4376027
>>4376103

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>>4376084
Hot and thought don't rhyme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4377837

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>>4377477
sounds fucked up

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>>4377837
>>4377869
This is pretty appropriate, given that (massive heavy spoilers for Umineko) Beatrice is his daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>4377863
I'm pretty sure hot and thought rhyme.

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>>4376910
Please don't spread too much that she likes furry things, I don't want bea to get summarized as "that 4chan furry vtuber" in the rest of the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4377928
google translate says no

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Hello /yah/

Have this cute Beatani that I got in the drawthread. They were both Beatani originally, but I edited the polar bear one to look like Chihiro since I thought her color scheme would match the polar bear better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4377939
Dads smash furries pretty hard, so don't worry about it too much.

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>>4377978
cute sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>4366329
she is thirsty huh, some water might help

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>>4377477
Now that's more like it, far too many M dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>4377964
google translate has a different accent than me

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>>4377928
Hot is pronounced with a short and open o (as in closer to a) sound, thought is pronounced with a long o.

[Anonymous No.]

Drawing in weird perspectives is hard, I think I'm going to kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>4376166
Best way is by prepaid cc

[Anonymous No.]

Kinda out of nowhere, but I'd like to request a pic related coupon from the dad, who makes them. Thanks for all the other amazing ones so far, really love them!

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>>4378061
Crap i forgot to rotate that shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4366584
>>4366716
>discord
This one really got me somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378085
>Beatani is a vtuber. One day, she decided to make a discord for her favorite fans. She decided to create Discord with her favorite fans.
>A week later, she made a new discord for her fans. And after her first discord, someone wanted to create Discord with the first Discord created. She said "no thanks". So she created another discord. And then, someone created one for her fans. Then, someone created another one for her fans. She said "no thanks" twice more. People were trying to create more than one Discord.

S-sugoi

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>>4378085
kek

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>>4378049
>thought is pronounced with a long o
I don't believe you. For me hot, bot, thought, caught, not, sought, pot, taught, rot, bought, yacht, etc all end the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378085
kek, this is so good.

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>>4378052
if you want reference, designdoll is pretty good although its a bit tricky to use

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378129
your English phonology reps...

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https://youtu.be/2UbHTtbg_SY?t=5130
What the fuck is that sound
>Maybe she's normie, and she's vanilla.
>haaah haaah haaah

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378129
I agree with all of those, except
>yacht
How? For me it's /yah/t

[Anonymous No.]

>>4377939
Anything that filters out more normalfags is fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378152
It looks pretty useful, I'll use it for my next piece, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378183
the haaah haaah haaah is because she just remembed what she tells after

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378129
Midwestern American dad?

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>>4377421
She did it herself: https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1398957845597491200

[Anonymous No.]

I'm an esl and I never really cared about having correct pronunciation. I'm happy if I pronounce close enough that people understand me without any issue. Some peers of mine were super focused on "sounding like a native" so they trained pronunciation for years, but I just did my vocabulary reps and my english is so much better then theirs today. I rather be able to speak about my thoughts freely than to be able to speak like a true BBC news announcer but only being able to say simple phrases. I don't feel their is something wrong in having an accent, some people thinks it's endearing even.

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>>4378061
Will try my hand once I catch up with stuff. I quite literally JWU.

[Anonymous No.]

Is she SEA/Chinese or is this the beginning of Japanese youth finally getting truly Westernized?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378269
Same, when I streamed, even tho I had a heavy accent most people thought it was a plus as long as it was understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378260
SHE'S HERE

Does she respond positively to people correcting her English? They seem rude to me.

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>>4378298
She always thanks people for correcting her english

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>>4378288
>this whole post
anon what

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>>4378085
I see. So this is how we ended up with so many levels.

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>>4378288
I was coming up with a rrat that she's ethnically Chinese. Just never got around to it since I don't make rrats..

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>>4378298
> They seem rude to me.
Why? As an ESL I wish people corrected me more.

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>>4378288
She's jap.

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>>4378298
One of her reasons for streaming in English was to get better and she asks to be corrected. Don't be rude about it and it'll be fine. She has already come quite a way since, March? I think that's when she made her first thread

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>>4378298
She was happy when we corrected her expensible and seems proud every time she says expensive instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378335
A good rrat it always based on some kind of truth, even remotely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378341
As an ESL I tell people to fuck off if they correct me even though they understood me perfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378298
>spoiler
nigga she encourages it, she wants to improve

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378281
Thanks a bunch, don't worry too much about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378350
She's the first Japanese girl to ever behave like this then, so it's unlikely but not impossible as the times may have finally started changing.

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>>4378288
All the mistakes she makes in english is typical for japanese speakers, she has lots of japanese cultural experience, she can write in fluent japanese, even in slangy form that deepl can not understand sometimes. And of course she says herself that she is japanese. It is clear 100% that she is.

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>>4378298
She doesn't take corrections as condescending because she honestly wants to get better. She has fixed how she pronounces certain words based on feedback already. What she actually finds condescending is when concernfags treat her like an adolescent over every little thing she says or does.

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>>4378350
This >>4378382 I've run across a few online, exchange students in highschool (years ago), my best friend lived in Japan for 5 years and showe him her streams. We both agreed that she's really out of the norm with out Japanese tend to behave and act.

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>>4378335
I was going for Zainichi Korean but I also don't make rrats. Mixed Chinese probably fits her behavioral traits better however.
>>4378439
He must be talking about ethnicity, not nationality.

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>>4378469
showed* him not showe. My mistake.

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>>4378449
Based self-improving Bear.

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>>4378298
She talked about wanting to make this dictionary 5 days ago.
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1397121212958969864

[Anonymous No.]

>you guys Bea isn't japanese because no japanese woman has ever learned to speak English or developed some Western taste before
>well she might be Japanese but it's unlikely
seriously what the fuck

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>>4378476
Let's be brutally honest here anon, while the Japanese might think they are really distinct as a people, a Korean who speaks perfect Japanese and lives in the country all their life is pretty much the same thing. It's like white ethnicities giving shit to each other but I know the difference between white civilization and third world shitholes when I see it.

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>>4378513
this is the schizo thread after all

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>>4378513
It's schizo hours, even shitty rrats get peddled through.

[Anonymous No.]

Is her English better than Pikamee?

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>>4376910
I came here from there, so it worked on me

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>>4378541
Pikamee is near fluent, Bea is conversational. So no. But bea is improving fast.

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>>4378541
Significantly worse. She kept saying year as "Ear" lasy stream among other things.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to stop fucking drinking before coming here. My keyboard reps are shit right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Done with the terminology for now; there's lots of improvements to do, of course (starting with the personality section, the bane of my existence).
Somehow I missed looking up Green, Gray, and maybe Kimo-ota. I really need to migrate most of my activity to my Linux box.
>>4378541
No, Pikamee grew up in "Virtual Texas", whatever that means, so Pikamee is a bit more fluent.
I really like Pikamee's story about how she thought "appreciate it" was an item in the Taco Bell menu, however.

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>>4378560
I'm glad to hear that, welcome newdad.

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>>4378578
seems fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378578
Never stop drinking bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378356
Expensive
Extensive
Expansive
Expandable
Expendable
Extensible

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378586
Bane?

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>>4378382
Japanese westaboos were always a thing you know

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>>4378513
retard
Imagine being so invested in Japanese culture and not even knowing how to identify how the Japanese function.

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>>4378563
>Pikamee is near fluent
I disagree.

Pikamee speaks English like someone who was born or raised in America from a young age but then something stopped her from speaking it while she was still in her formative years. My rrat for her is that her dad is American, and her parents divorced when she was still young. Her mother kept her from staying in touch with her father until she went to live in America for a couple years as a teenager.

[Anonymous No.]

Her study of Russian unironically helps her break out of the Japanese pronunciation frame, because Russian has phonemic orthography.

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>4378659
Stop doubling down on your retardation.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus christ dads. Every ethnicity has people that differ from the norm. There are always a few weirdos wherever you are. I thought this was something everyone knew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378049
>>4378129
You're both right, the Cot–caught merger is a big thing in some dialects and absent in others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378382
>>4378288
HA HA HA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKYbxE4UsBY

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378715
Even then, japaneses really into western culture isn't even that "weirdo", uncommon to this level, but not that rare either. Especially for some countries they romanticize like France or Italy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378715
no she's Chinese jesus christ they're in the trees holy shit they're coming out of the walls crawling across the ceiling chinks everywhere chinks chinks aaaaaaaaaaa

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>>4378715
Blatant lies.
How do you explain that every Jew is a moneygrubbing warmongering slavetrading scum of the earth?

[Anonymous No.]

I just find the notion amusing that Japanese girls only care about shopping for shit on Amazon, ordering Ubereats, watching American movies like Avengers, and eating fast food trash like McDonalds because of some inherent genetic trait they share for conformity that other asians apparently don't have. Digging a little deeper into western culture or music beyond the most service-level corporate shit that is currently popular is too much to believe is possible for the Japanese. Maybe the Japanese are really that cucked as a people if this is the impression they leave.

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>>4378757
Because it's a religious group, not really an ethnicity. Ethnoreligious group if you really wanna push it.

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>>4378513
Being japanese is about living in Japan for the most of your lives. Even if you have a japanese name, if you've never lived in Japan much, you can't call yourself truly japanese.

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>>4378672
Pretty sure most of that is just true and she's spoken about it before. She's definitely mentioned her parents being separated at least, so that's true for sure.

That said, she's still near fluent. Clearly not native or even full-stop-fluent, but near it.

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>>4378814
Yes, that is exactly why Bea is more Japanese than the vast majority of English speaking JP vtubers. She didn't grow a rich girl who used daddy's money to travel the world.

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>>4378809
It kind off is an ethnic group though because they have no ethnicity when they abandon the religion if being a jew was not an ethnicity. A jew abandoning his faith is only "white" or alternatively "middle eastern" and those are not ethnicities. Non religious jew is a real term.

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>>4378814
It's all the English (well, I believe all language does this shit) language fault for conflating ethnicity and nationality.
An ethnic Japanese and a non-Japanese living in Japan are both called Japanese.

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>>4378809
>Because it's a religious group, not really an ethnicity
If that was the case, the term goyim shouldn't be a thing then.

[Anonymous No.]

So what is the term they use to distinguish ethnicity then?

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>>4378341
Based
>>4378369
Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378341
Cringe
>>4378369
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379046
cringe
>>4379078
based

[Anonymous No.]

I've been really happy working on the chat analysis tools. I honestly have a hard time paying attention at work since I started working on this stuff for Beatani. It's not perfect, but I really love how little additional effort it took to make it calculate either donation totals, or activity spikes, or keywords for the wiki. Meanwhile, my work is always marred by office politics, and people who stick to decisions that have been proven harmful over and over again.
Maybe if the main script can take command-line arguments, and the repo has general information on extending the existing behavior, it'll be useful in other communities.
I can't stop myself. I'm going to say it, even though I should stop myself since she's HERE, and she's drinking canned water.
I love programming so much. My life hasn't been the same since my idol entered my life, actually my heroes Abelson and Sussman.

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>>4378857
Huh. I only knew about her being a hapa and the Taco Bell thing from watching clips, I didn't know she talked openly about the rest.

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>>4378672
What you spoilered is not a rrat, and as someone who watches both of them, I've often thought about how their abilities compared. specifically, Pika's parents are divorced, and she went USA>JP>USA>JP during her childhood. Her mom remarried and her father lives in Texas thats why Pika doesn't feel strong in either Japanese nor English. Pika and Bea have their own unique strengths. With simple words, Pika sounds like a native speaker. However, Pika has a huge gap in her vocabulary knowledge and is terrible at understanding English jokes that rely on the wording (such as puns, etc). Where it gets interesting is that some of Bea's strengths in English actually help Bea engage more with her English audience. I think Bea can both understand complex sentences and reply to them more quickly than Pika can.

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>>4378887
any actual OG jews converted to islam and is arab .Arab musls are more jewish than jewish people claim to be.There were jewish irani and iraqi and general middle eastern populations living for thousand of years before israel and palestine shit, and they are ethnically jewish 100% , not like someone from europe adopting the religion and language and coming over and claiming to be ethnically jewish when they are far from being Actually hebrew or jewish in origin, by being a jew from the middle east.

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>>4378672
it's not really much of a rrat if she's said as much like a thousand times on stream, retardchama
I don't really think it's fair to compare Pika and Bea's english either way. One's a hafu that has spent at least some time living in the states and the other only studied it in school and from how she acts I'd assume either she just had good retention or only remembered as much as she did since she listens to a lot of western music.

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>>4378730
Anon you completely miss the point likely because you are too young to fathom cultural differences.
She is not Japanese, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379207
Either way the jews from europe are distinct from europeans, for example they tend to have curly hair more often the other europeans. I think they are distinct enough to be called their own ethnic group Ashkenazi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379233
Yes, she is actually Russian. She knows Russian alphabet after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>4378889
>are both called Japanese.
What a perfect world you live in. Ah to be naive and inexperienced, no sorry the Japanese only say that to be polite.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be Japanese: Beatani edition

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379233
She's obviously Japanese, anon.
You could tell just by smelling her sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379233
Biggest bait post this thread. Ok dads, burn it down. The fags are here.

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>>4379233
>you are too young to fathom cultural differences.
Anon, Japan has no culture. All of Japanese "culture" has been taken from China, things that got through Japan from China, or things taken from the West. Japan has never been a centre of culture and has repeatedly failed to expand past its natural borders. Nowhere can this be seen as better than in its writing system, which is rendered retarded by using logographs design for another language over 2000 years ago, which can only be distinguished by the Japanese in writing but not on speech. But you can see it anywhere else, the constant cutting of corners: American comics are brightly colored, to the point some superheroes are recognizable by color alone, while Japanese comics are black and white, because it's cheaper; Western animation is fluid, Japanese animation is stiff, and tries to make up for it with detail inadequate to its medium or occasional bursts of fluidity that are nothing like what surrounds them; American and European videogames push the technology forward always, while Japan is still stuck making turn based RPGs. Even the katana is defined by its poor steel, and only an imitation of a Chinese sword.

That's all Japan is: a poorer version of greatness. Is it any surprise that such a nation is idealized by losers and pedophiles? Obviously not, as the feeling of betraying themselves, of throwing themselves under the bus, of lying about what they truly want, of killing themselves doing something futile, must feel quite familiar to them.

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>>4379232
I wonder how much her tutoring in English helped as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379326
>no sorry the Japanese only say that to be polite
Did you even read, nigger? I said that they're both called Japanese IN FUCKING ENGLISH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379423
t. zhang

There's a reason why Japanese culture is famous globally compared to you dystopian cannibals

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone's acting like a suck-up going full Eigo Jouzu on her so let me just say that's horse shit. She's a very clear case of ESL with some of her talking/typing habits, nevermind the spelling/grammar issues. And when it does look right, it feels so formal that you can easily assume she just used DeepL.

However, she is good enough that I know what she's *trying* to say, and she's working to improve, and those two things matter more than anything else.

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>>4379107
Pretty cool, working on your own project and seeing it comes together can be very inducing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379423
>japan has no culture
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/world-champion-masturbator_n_1163576
What do you say to this then.

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani is Mexican.

She is a lazy drunkard. And have you ever heard her speak Spanish on stream? Exactly, she can't afford to reveal her power level.

Search your heart, you know it to be true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379423
Yes I know most of you are Chinese/SEA so telling you "just because you speak Japanese doesn't mean you're Japanese" must hurt you to your core.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379554
"The two-time champion begins masturbating for two hours every morning as his girlfriend goes about her daily routine.

But the woman isn’t phased by Sato’s actions, and sometimes she even helps out by timing his performances.

“He puts a lot of effort in it, and I just have my own hobbies,” she explains in the video clip.

In 2009, Sato broke his own record by masturbating for an impressive 9 hours and 58 minutes at the Masturbate-a-thon, the San Francisco Weekly reports. His previous record was 9 hours and 33 minutes. "
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379302
I don’t support the state of Israel, I don't do anything religious, I dont have curly hair (where did you get this idea), and if you could clock me for a Jew in a lineup I'd give you $100. I hope our Palestinian dad is still doing okay, I'm not sure if he's posted for a while.
t. ashkenazi

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379107
based
at least your chat analysis tool helps her

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379570
ay carumba...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379570
>Source
>It came to me in a dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379107
I understand how you feel, I'm also a programmer but I enjoy more drawing

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck are you autists up to now

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379655
rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379302
that doesnt mean theyre jewish in ethnicity, theyre some type of european that happened to adopt judaism and Hebrew.big difference.

[Anonymous No.]

i hope bea at least feel amused reading this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379608
Well not like you can see the difference between a frenchman and a german easily either. It doesn't have to be that obvious. Ethnicity is a lot about culture and language. Afrikaners are called an ethnic group for example even though they genetically are the exact same as dutch people. It's their culture that makes them unique.

[Anonymous No.]

She's just a cheater with a dictionary on hand to translate the more complex listener replies. Cheater bear, I'm jealous of your ability to answer eng->jp comments so easily. Wish I could do it even half as fast, let alone comprehending people conversing in JP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379729
it was pretty comfy until /pol/ woke up

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379655
Getting ready to put my fursuit on and head to Bea's so she can fuck me and cum on my tummy. Then we'll take a bath together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379655
Schizo hours

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>>4379749
I've been trying really hard for a little bit more than a year, but I can finally get the gist of complex JP sentences. Maybe in another year I can figure out how to use JP slang too.
I feel grateful to know Beatani, but I'm starting to feel a little bit jealous too.
Ganbare anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379608
Not all have curly hair obviously but a lot do. Google the hairstyle jewfro, it's not even thought of as derogatory. Either way I don't care personally about if someone is a jew or not. You are a supporter of bea so you are based in my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379486
>>4379554
>>4379600
>falling for a pasta

[Anonymous No.]

I can't listening to bea singing macaroni help

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379928
It's mainly vocab for me, I know they're saying something is a thing to that but I drop the actual details the time. Same with kanji, I recognize the kanji, know what the sentence means as a result, but I can't remember how to say it. I think it's just more exposure and being proactive to said exposure, keeping track of words used and remembering them. Or maybe I should just accept my future Alzheimers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4365597
Yes obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>4377158
Wait for Nakadashiko's debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4380290
reps dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4380309
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>4380290
is she actually Japanese or just ESL? The little bit I heard did not sound Japanese not that it matters

[Anonymous No.]

All shitpost and no schedule makes dad a schizo boy
All shitpost and no schedule makes dad a schizo boy
All shitpost and no schedule makes dad a schizo boy
All shitpost and no schedule makes dad a schizo boy
All shitpost and no schedule makes dad a schizo boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>4380373
As far as she claims herself she's jap with partial island chink in her.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a test to make sure you all have been taking your meds and that they're working: Name 5 things that AREN'T Beatani.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4380422
beatanibeatanibeatanibeatanobestanibeatanibeatanibeatnibeatanibeatanibeatanibeatsnibeatanibeatanibeatanibeatanibeatsnibeatanibwatankbeatanibeatanibeatanibeatanibeatanibeataniveatanibratanibeatanibeatanibeatanibeatanaibeatanibeatanibeatanibeatabaibreatnive abtainbeatanobeatanibeatanobeatabibeanibeatanibeatanibeatanai

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[Anonymous No.]

>>4380373
Her perfect english that has not a single typical japanese mistake made me a little doubtful but when she used the word arbeit in her thread, spelled exactly like that, I became very sceptical. Arubaito is a word in japanese, a loanword from german. And Beatani the day before said verbally arubait, because she thought it was an english loanword so removing the O at the end would make it true english. In that thread after that stream I made a comment about how arubaito was a german loanword and I spelt it as arbeit becuase that is how it is spelled in german. So when nadeshiko used arbeit in her thread one day after that confirmed it for me. No way would she ever know how to spell the german word arbeit correctly if not for reading that thread. She was using that word incorrectly to convince us she was japanese. There is no way a japanese person would spell it out as arbeit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4380422
koroke, pichu, tails, chihiro, ochinchin-land. How did I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4380422
beatrice!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4380725

[Anonymous No.]

>>4380422
peach, orange, grape, berry, peer

[Anonymous No.]

>>4380406
she does have a schedule. see you guys in three weeks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4380725
Why didn't you capitalize that name? Why did you use two exclamation points? Are you Beatani? God please be Beatani. I love you. I want to crush you into a fine paste and slurp it. I want to heat chunks of your brain on a spoon and shoot it into my veins. Please love me please respond to me please never leave me I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4380422
Basketball
Earthworms
Andross
Thagomizers
Asbestos
Nickels
India

[Anonymous No.]

>>4379193
conclusion:
>Pika is average person, learned english naturally from environmental experience
>Bea is a genius, learn english intentionally for shitpost

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Since there is some schizo posting going on, I took a look at one of our BTFOd viewers, and did some Jack reps. I didn't even go back two days. Now Jack doesn't browse here, but he clearly didn't learn his lesson on what it's like to be a cringe replyguy concernfag. Dont be like Jack. Also, reminder that Jack is a fully grown man.

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>>4380929
stalking some random fag is just as autistic

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>>4380957
I'm not attaching my name to my autism

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>>4380929
>dredging up old drama that nobody even cares to joke about anymore nevermind complain about seriously
you niggas get real bored without a stream huh

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>>4380929
damn what did jack do to you

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>>4380670
2/5, you have to realize she wants to be some of those things

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>>4380929
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA CONCERN UUUUWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA COOOCEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRNN!

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>>4380422
seiso
riajuu
gyaru
punctual
pregnant

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>>4381091
Concern Dad is always so kind to care about others, but I want to know, who is concerning for Concern Dad? Is he okay?

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>>4381296
Concerners concern because they want concerners of their own to concern over them for being so concerned.

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>>4381296
>but I want to know, who is concerning for Concern Dad?
beatani

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>>4380725
I wonder if Beatani knows about Umineko. Umineko is the only thing I love more than Beatani, but if Beatani likes Umineko, which I doubt, she would take 1st place.

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>>4377044
I think baron was a term before menbaship was started. Can chat log dad confirm/deny this? I remember being called a baron during only streamlab era

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>>4378757
Because, memes side, they aren't

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Bear Kani

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what the fuck I thought this was a Bea shitpost

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>>4381731
what am I looking it?

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>>4381776
An ad for a dicksword server. She mentioned seeing it.
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1398919599597363203

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>>4381701
tabun

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>>4381712
I'm not a chat log dad, but IIRC it has started due to someone donating 400+ USD as soon as she opened streamlabs donations.
Maybe even before that, due to the fact that people bought 7+ 10k yen gift cards very quickly

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>>4380422
Jacky Chan

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>>4381712
Yes, it was from before it came from chat. Same with hazukashiful, but I think he was deleting that hazukashiful section anyway.

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>>4381712
I was one of the original gift card dads and don't remember. I have missed a ton of streams due to life issues however, so others might

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>>4381876
*it was before she made the membership tiers and it came from chat

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I always wanted to know why it is spelt balon instead of baron? Ironic broken english?

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>>4381946
more like unironic broken English

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>>4381946
When she originally made the tiers she misspelled baron as balon.

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>>4381918
Wrong, it came from the threads

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>>4381981
SUS

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I recreated the pape someone took a desktop screenshot of because he didn't post it.

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>>4378052
True, I recently posted art of bea sitting on a chair on twitter and I've lost count of how many times I had to redraw that fucking chair, the drawing was supposed to show her ass but I had to ditch that because I couldn't make it look good enough while sitting

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>>4381981
Where do you think the people in the chat came from?

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>>4381867
I remember one guy saying he sent her $500 during the amazon card era so those were probably all just him

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I hate yt so much right now
susan you whore why did the views dropped from over 1k to 969

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Dads it’s bad... Beatani makes my heart go kyun when I think about her

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>>4382355
Welcome

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>>4382291
Maybe because the video was linked on reddit it got low quality views.

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>>4382458
>video was linked on reddit it got low quality views
I knew that redditors are sub humans but I did not know it went so far

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>>4376372
FL studio dad please give me your advice. Where do I start? I've tinkered around with FL studio for years and I haven't really gotten anywhere.

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My wish is to engage in sexual relations with Kumagai 'Beatani' Chisato. The plan moving forward is for me to tactfully insert my male sex organ into her female sex organ, and then proceed to move my hips in an attempt to pleasure myself and her. Hopefully the friction caused by the act, as well as the intimacy of both Kumagai 'Beatani' Chisato and myself, will allow me to achieve orgasm, thus causing me to ejaculate semen into her womb.

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>>4382668
You sick fuck!

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>>4382532
Well I meant more than usual. Maybe it considered it weird to see a spike of some new demographic only briefly checking out the stream.
It's also possible that the views get scrubbed and almost all of them get added back.

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>>4382017
Have you tried looking at references? At first I kind of didn't want to because I considered it cheating, but they help a lot to give you at least a general idea of what you should fix

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>>4382743
Reference is not cheating lol. Not using reference is how a beg remains a beg forever.

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>>4382743
I usually do yeah, but this time i wanted to see what I could do without looking at anything because I felt like I could do it...turns out I have to keep doing my reps

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>>4382668
What did he mean by this?

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>>4382668
>ejaculate semen into her womb
Stop taking anatomy lessons from hentai.

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>>4383461
go away 40% guy

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>>4381712
Wikidad here. Yes, even without checking the chat logs, I know for a fact that Oil Baron as a term was brought up even earlier than that stream. However, I happened to timestamp the post-1k karaoke zatsudan the day before yesterday, and she didn't acknowledge the term until some tweets or during the membership stream IIRC.
Citability-wise, it's hard to use the original zatsudan even if I wanted to, because the chat is no longer publicly available and I don't have a copy, although maybe I can rely on the chat-on-stream to defend that reference.

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>>4382743
>looking at references is cheating
I'm sorry, but this is retarded. If you want to improve efficiently you need to look at them. Only after thousand of hours of experience you can discard them, and even then it's better to have them.

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im gonna make accounts disguised as stans, interact with the communites and build relations with other members with the least
effort possible and start writing fanfictions. then end those fanfics with ntr or with everyone dying alone and use my connections to dox stans who uses:
"who asked??" or similar like "any askers", unrelated replies, "well too bad they are dead, might as well stan _", or refuse to even think that the person they're stanning will or have done any wrong despite clear evidence.
it's gonna take months but its a win-win for me since i get to develop my conversation skills since im very lonely, and i get to trash on toxic sides of fanbases

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>>4383807
I'm having a stroke reading this post.

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What? What the fuck?

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>>4383807

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>>4383807

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>>4383807
kek what? xDDD

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>>4383807
uhh...

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>>4383807
SHE'S HERE

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>>4383807
Based

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actual schizo moment?

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>>4384335
Best part is it's not a new IP.

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https://twitter.com/nuketheorphans/status/1366821559097204739

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>>4383807
No.

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>>4383807
Who is Stan?

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>>4382668
I want to give Beatani a tongue bath after a long session of RFA

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>>4384745
zoomer word for fan

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>>4384745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY

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>>4384765
more like toxic/obsessed fan

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>>4384745
Stalker + Fan

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>>4384773
Is this really where the term comes from?

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i was thinking that bea likes calling others virgins but if we were to do that to her she would go into a menhera arc

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>>4384890
just listen to the song, it's stan culture to a T

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>>4384890
Yes

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>>4384992
>>4385013
Wtf? That's like embracing the term cuck to refer to yourself unironically.

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BEA LOVE

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>>4384965
I mean wouldn't it be a compliment?

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>>4384965
virginity is cool stay pure

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>>4385184
she seems to do it in a smug taunting way so i doubt she takes that as something positive

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CHIHIRO HATE
CHISATO LOVE

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she's mesugaki kusobear of course she's like that idiot dads

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I wish she told us her exact diet and what she eats and drinks everyday, as well as what she brushes her teeth with. I just want to learn more about her while also imagining what her mouth would taste like.

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deflowering Beatani...

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The thread.... I'm fading... Bye dads. Love you...

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>>4385289

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>>4384965
She only calls me a virgin now and reduces all my art effort or chat to "kek virgin". I don't like it at all but I won't counterattack either. I just ignore her.

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CHIHIRO SEX

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The meds are kicking in...

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I threw away my meds. Now the delusions are getting intense. I think Bea hates me...I'm sorry for getting my ears licked!

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>>4385289
Leave it to me.