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NASFAQ General - Fuck AI Art OPs
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for non-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (towa) (hololive global) (embed) (embed)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Another fund trading sheet, but up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>43127985

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wah!

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>> No.43465970

Based OP
>>43457750
>Lets term a new unit, the playerdayTM as 15840 suisei (144x110) for 1 player over one day
>771333290 is 48695 player days , and with 200 or so active players that would take 243 days
Naruhodo. So the answer is probably yes, given that we have at least 10 funds and 50 players who trade everyday (I pulled these numbers out of my ass). Assuming each player trades for 2 playerdayTM on average, with buying at least 220 coins over the course of a day on average, while funds trade for 6 player TM on average, with buying 650 coins on a day. That makes 50*220*140 (leaving a few cycles out to set up trades = 1540000 + 10*660*140 (for funds) = 2464000
771333290 / 2464000 = 313 days, a bit hard unless prices drop hard soon.

>> No.43466619

>>43465344
>wah! In 2023

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>>43468214

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>> No.43473590

live

>> No.43473783

I just realized we've had this op for 2 months now, neat

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 17)
>Ina'nis :: $71,562.45
>Hololive :: $39,988.55
>Korone :: $11,170.82

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 63)
>Gura :: -$110,820.80
>Aqua :: -$39,045.68
>Ollie :: -$28,122.04

Overall Average Adjustment is -$4,271.44
Average Upward Adjustment is $10,002.16
Average Downward Adjustment is -$8,123.04

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and yeah, buy the fuckin' shark.

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>>43475538
guess who sold all his ina yesterday

>> No.43477887

>>43475744
Oof, gotta do the reps!

>> No.43478888
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>>43475538
>Don't get baited
The buy suggestion.. hmm

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>> No.43482239

>>43465311
Did the AI touch your naughty place? More than one person posts those. KYS faggot.

>> No.43482598

>>43475744
Me too!

>> No.43482654

>43482239
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.43482794

>>43482654
I'd take some ai shit over a garbage op like that

>> No.43483547

Looks like we finally have a player hitting a new milestone networth!

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>>43482239
more than one person making ai posts doesnt refute the fact he hates them anon
i dont like the whole chatgpt thing but personally goddamn i lost 3 whole days to nutting to sustacos generated femboys goddamn
i think if i was given the choice of missing ina fund sell and nutting to it again id do it again

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>> No.43486907

>>43484025
is that a donut for a penis bulge? i changed my mind ai was a mistake

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>>43486907
this ones more egregious with the ai trying to put it on his dick

>> No.43491375

>>43487871
Looks like a little mushroom...

>> No.43492917

>>43491375
small mushrooms are cuter and bullyable

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>this nigger tier thread is so dead you have to put hololive global in the op and bait the ai troons
I feel bad for (You) stockholmed traders

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>> No.43495598

bumo

>> No.43496194

>>43494827
its there to personally spite you beebs

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>> No.43501650

>>43499205
Where did you get this picture of me

>> No.43503137

>>43501650
Are you on top or below?

>> No.43505465

>>43499205
this image but instead its dansaas boymusk

>> No.43509410

page 11 nump

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>>43501650

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 72.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 229,413,745, a change of 0.33% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,867,672. There are 28 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 7 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 2 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 47):
>Miyabi :: +15.9%
>Shion :: +11.8%
>Sana :: +7.2%
>Rikka :: +5.8%
>Aqua :: +5.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 33):
>Shien :: -10.8%
>Oga :: -6.4%
>Ollie :: -6.3%
>Nana :: -5.7%
>Astel :: -5.5%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,320,954.63 liquid to start with. This is a change of -6.12% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $10,821,100,507,992.20, a change of -5.20% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $47,168.49. There are 19 coins with a value above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, breaking Gura's 3-day streak.
>Miyabi currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, breaking Oga's 2-day streak.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 33):
>Ina'nis :: +59.2%
>Hololive :: +47.7%
>Watame :: +34.2%
>Korone :: +29.2%
>Moona :: +23.6%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 47):
>Miyabi :: -46.0%
>Astel :: -40.3%
>Aqua :: -38.7%
>Gura :: -38.3%
>Ollie :: -36.5%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $81.24 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $134.06 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$88.33 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Ina'nis :: -$466.03 Down :: -$5,592.41 from adj.
>Suisei :: $405.15 Up :: $4,861.79 from adj.
>Fubuki :: $361.70 Up :: $4,340.37 from adj.
>Calliope :: $352.69 Up :: $4,232.22 from adj.
>Nene :: $333.40 Up :: $4,000.83 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Aki :: -$2.79 Down :: -$33.45 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: $3.96 Up :: $47.49 from adj.
>Kaoru :: $5.48 Up :: $65.81 from adj.
>Nabi :: -$7.28 Down :: -$87.33 from adj.
>Laplus :: -$12.64 Down :: -$151.63 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

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>>43465311

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>>43457750

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>>43518252
it knows

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Where's her coin, honk?
All the other retirees got one.

>> No.43527049

>>43522722
God hakos is so sexy I wish we had more baelz posters

>> No.43528692

>>43525676
She never properly debuted. She only had a video or two.

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>> No.43535016

haachama loves me

>> No.43535798

>>43535016
Proof?

>> No.43538164

bump

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>> No.43540109

>check poi
What the fuck Marine

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>>43540109

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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post em

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wait for it

>> No.43541007
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43541007

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 15)
>Marine :: $221,477.26
>Laplus :: $27,440.07
>Noel :: $13,525.37

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 64)
>Ina'nis :: -$73,516.22
>Hololive :: -$23,740.73
>Miko :: -$20,157.34

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,017.28
Average Upward Adjustment is $19,808.81
Average Downward Adjustment is -$7,132.78

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and what the F U C K, Marine?!?!?!

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>>43541007
>>Marine :: $221,477.26
>what the F U C K, Marine?!?!?!

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>>43540968
Bad day for blondes, honestly.

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>>43541005

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It's a good day

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>> No.43545468

I will buy marine coin

>> No.43546391

>>43541007
I had sold all my marine yesterday... what in the actual fuck

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>>43545468
its retarded....

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>til big plans is the leader of the bant divegrass team

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Speaking of things you recently learnt. I had no idea pic related existed. Things make a lot more sense now.

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>>43548403
oh, i thought it stood for something else (not really but i find it funny BBB acronym might become prevalent in sissy hypno if they keep putting out files of the same quality as what they released the past few weeks)

>> No.43548710

>>43547405
He does it for the bants

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>East Aldenard Trading Company
This is actually a trading company in the MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. Nasfaq.biz has a player of the same name, this is a reference to that player being a jewish tranny.

>> No.43549936

>>43549539
*sniffs her armpits*
ii nioi

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>>43548403
I've been waiting 2 years for somebody to get this joke.

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>>43552366
I'd say it's a miracle someone got the joke at all.

>> No.43553452

were not even at the second en utfit reveal yet
i hope you got your x1000 sell buttons revved up its going to be a good month

>> No.43553523

>>43553452
Thank you I appreciate you selling out and buying back in at the same price with an additional 20% fee. Very generous of you.

>> No.43554223

>>43553523
i dont buy funds with 20% fee in the first place

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blasphemer no, thats the deadbeats degeneracy not yours

>> No.43557529

>>43552366
I wasn't american enough to get the reference

>> No.43558184

>>43555600
I see cheap new fund I click buy.
Don't question me.

>> No.43560173

>>43558184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gTuizeRLPc

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bump

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 61.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 231,929,398, a change of 1.10% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,899,117. There are 28 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 8 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 58):
>Miyabi :: +17.6%
>Shion :: +11.3%
>Aqua :: +8.5%
>Oga :: +8.2%
>Aruran :: +8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 22):
>Nana & Shien :: -6.9%
>Ollie :: -4.8%
>Nachoneko :: -3.7%
>Ina'nis :: -3.6%
>Laplus :: -3.4%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,322,307.04 liquid to start with. This is a change of 0.10% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $11,113,529,539,286.70, a change of 2.70% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $47,917.73. There are 18 coins with a value above this average.
>Marine currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, stealing it from Hololive after only 1 day.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, taking it back from Miyabi.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 34):
>Marine :: +204.6%
>Laplus :: +57.7%
>Noel :: +43.2%
>Mumei :: +28.9%
>Okayu :: +28.0%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 46):
>Ina'nis :: -46.1%
>Vesper :: -38.7%
>Mio :: -34.7%
>Miko :: -33.3%
>Oga :: -33.0%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $115.95 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $171.28 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$123.79 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Marine :: -$646.32 Down :: -$6,570.88 from adj.
>Miko :: $495.88 Up :: $5,041.40 from adj.
>Fubuki :: $424.14 Up :: $4,312.09 from adj.
>Shion :: $388.06 Up :: $3,945.25 from adj.
>Subaru :: $363.70 Up :: $3,697.57 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nabi :: -$1.82 Down :: -$18.50 from adj.
>Kaoru :: $5.39 Up :: $54.78 from adj.
>Korone :: -$6.28 Down :: -$63.81 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: $8.10 Up :: $82.36 from adj.
>Towa :: -$22.07 Down :: -$224.40 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

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>> No.43577785

Bump

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>>43552366
...that was intentional?

>> No.43584851

>Marine
Welp

>> No.43587476
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>>43582835
Yes. I hide jokes like that in plain sight all the time. It's one of the reasons I insist on doing the F.U.C.K. reports by hand as much as possible.
People don't always get it, and I don't always expect them to, but I thought at the time that people would catch on to the "BBB is a third party trying to keep the market honest and keep people informed" angle pretty quickly, since it was always a corporate LARP, which were much more popular at the time.

>> No.43589275

>>43589142
I thought it was common knowledge regarding the implied meaning behind BBB so I never pointed it out.

>> No.43590173

>>43589142
pretty much this >>43589275
i got it immediately but given how many other people's names were banking/business related it didn't seem worth pointing out

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Kanataso feet

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>> No.43601798

>>43589142
>but I thought at the time that people would catch on to the "BBB is a third party trying to keep the market honest and keep people informed" angle pretty quickly, since it was always a corporate LARP, which were much more popular at the time.
kek. never occurred to me since you had "Banking" at the end, even though I couldn't help but think of "the" BBB whenever abbreviating your name

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>>43598740

>> No.43605848

up

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43606087

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 4)
>Kanaeru :: $7,992.45
>Kiara :: $1,593.73
>Fauna :: $0,125.30

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 64)
>Marine :: -$263,799.21
>Polka :: -$60,603.16
>Hololive :: -$27,882.05

Overall Average Adjustment is -$10,554.15
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,450.14
Average Downward Adjustment is -$11,366.92

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and RED.

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>>43606087
>>Marine :: -$263,799.21
this is fine.
need to combine "this is fine" with the "ohhhhhhhhhh I have to shit" recipe

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>>43603757
Casino love

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>>43598740

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Have there been any new gameplay changes made since the introduction of funds?

>> No.43618320

>>43616816
New stars coins, gacha related changes, the advent and some QoL stuff listed there
https://nasfaq.biz/devblog

>> No.43619238

>>43465311
>Another fund trading sheet, but up to date:
I modified the structure of the sheet, most of the data went in another tab to make it easier on the eyes. Stuff like the dissolving funds and the date the sheet was updated at was added too

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>> No.43623594

>>43623238
its alright haato
just pretend its a big yellow plushie and the grunts are oinking
imagine it all away yeah theyre youre loyal fans and youre streaming right niw and that warm feeling filling your stomach is just hot spicy noodles youre throwing up
haha i love you silly haatons

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>>43623594

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>> No.43629729

>>43628832
Nightmare fuel..

>> No.43631813

>>43628832
would

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>>43628761
I can't see white stockings without thinking of that Aqua cosplayer.

>> No.43636831

>>43635629
Link?

>> No.43636965

>>43636831
nvm found it

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 236,328,799, a change of 1.90% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,954,110. There are 29 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 9 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, breaking Oga's 3-day streak.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 65):
>Oga :: +24.5%
>Shion :: +12.5%
>Vesper :: +11%
>Miyabi :: +8.6%
>Aqua :: +7.9%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 15):
>Laplus :: -5.4%
>Shien :: -4.8%
>Ollie :: -4.3%
>Noel & Kanata :: -2.6%
>Mumei :: -1.6%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,137,602.66 liquid to start with. This is a change of -13.97% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $9,222,343,509,134.10, a change of -17.02% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $39,023.36. There are 25 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, taking the seat back from Marine IMMEDIATELY.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 36):
>Miko :: +34.1%
>Kanaeru :: +29.3%
>Vesper :: +26.8%
>Flare :: +22.6%
>Fubuki :: +21%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 44):
>Marine :: -84.4%
>Polka :: -58.9%
>Syrios :: -36.9%
>Subaru :: -33.5%
>Luna :: -33.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $141.13 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $157.23 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$51.99 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Subaru :: $470.64 Up :: $4,706.39 from adj.
>Marine :: $430.85 Up :: $4,308.51 from adj.
>Polka :: $404.86 Up :: $4,048.61 from adj.
>Calliope :: $372.43 Up :: $3,724.28 from adj.
>Suisei :: $345.06 Up :: $3,450.61 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Pochimaru :: $2.40 Up :: $23.99 from adj.
>Kaoru :: $6.51 Up :: $65.09 from adj.
>Nabi :: -$12.44 Down :: -$124.40 from adj.
>Civia :: $15.84 Up :: $158.44 from adj.
>Kanaeru :: $18.22 Up :: $182.18 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

>> No.43639092

>>43619238
>easier on the eyes
>everything is white
uh huh

>> No.43639254

>>43639092
NTA but I honestly don't know what everyone's problem with light theme is

>> No.43639300

>>43639254
t. psychopath #2

>> No.43639383

>>43639300
>refuses to explain and continues his assertion by insulting
lol

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>>43639383
>needs a scientific explanation for why a bright ass white screen, potentially in dark surroundings, is significantly harsher on the eyes than a darker one
lmao

>> No.43639890

>>43639542
>needs a scientific explanation
When did I ask for one?
>bright ass white screen
Turn your brightness down
>potentially in dark surroundings
I don't sit in the dark with a screen
rofl

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>>43636965
>>43635629
link?

>> No.43640819

>>43640667
>>36449172
(It's a guy)

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>>43639092
>>43639542
drawfags have had to deal with your bullshit before, THE MIGHT BULB OF 4 LUMENS

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>>43640819
Oh I remember this guy!

>> No.43642898

>>43640968
kekked
it's actually not an issue at all when I'm watching someone draw, nor do I do stupid shit like use a white canvas in Photoshop. Excel? permanent dark mode. y'all psycopaths frfr no cap

>> No.43646659

>>43465311
pretty girl

>> No.43649104

Dead game, dead divs

>> No.43649375

I still don't understand why muh white light hurts your eyes. I think people on the internet are just vampires

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>>43649375
grug live in darkness

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>>43639092
Would you prefer that kind of layout?

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>>43653399
Here's the white version for comparison

>> No.43653522

>>43653399
almost. not sure why you went for loud colors on the dark one. or alternating white/black text. huh, I guess you really do never use dark mode in anything

>> No.43653755

>>43653399
stay in your comfort zone brudda, it hurts to look at lmao. I'll use a userscript or something to change it on my side

>> No.43654584

>>43653522
All the people I made sheets for told me dark mode was edgy, and to always use light mode instead
>>43653755
I don't mind tinkering a bit with the layout. If you think the light mode is hard to use, other anons might feel the same way

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>>43653399
instead of alternate colours just give them an outline

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>>43654821
Like that? The reason I started using alternate colors is because it was hard to see which fund in column G you were inputting orders for in columns A and B

>> No.43657078

>>43654821
>bright red
oy vey
>>43655650
yamero it's fine really. thank you for putting it together

>> No.43658250

>>43528692
just came in briefly saw this and wanted to say youre wrong. she debuted, and had a group collab. alright bye now

>> No.43661120

>>43547405
>He doesn't know about the time Triangle paid him off to throw against /vt/ and win against /vg/ in Spring 2022

>> No.43664267

10

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>> No.43670524

up

>> No.43671906

>>43668247
rape

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>> No.43674231

>>43674189
help, how can i eat a peppeloni pizza but without the peppeloni?

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>>43674231
Away!

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>>43674231

>> No.43674874

>>43674374
...what if this entire situation happened because haato couldn't remember the word for pizza until she was already drawing
>undastandable
it still doesn't make any more god damn sense than it did two years ago you adorable retard

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 11)
>Okayu :: $31,602.27
>Mel :: $6,514.50
>Amelia :: $3,797.76

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 64)
>Lamy :: -$24,980.23
>Kanaeru :: -$15,751.21
>Nene :: -$12,717.56

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,966.87
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,529.28
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,083.39

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and keep the alcohol to a minimum today.

>> No.43675248

Still a good day to x10 Marine

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The advent choco overload is 10,000,000,000,000,000 right?

>> No.43676625

>>43676180
I don't know but I'm avoiding 9,007,199,254,740,991

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me after setting up trades for 4 different funds

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>>43676625
If the chocos are using JS safe integers then it doesn't really explain the decimals. Unless honk just slapped a . between two separate counters, one for the integer chocos and one for the decimal chocos. Which would be clever.

>> No.43681208

>>43465311
kek

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>> No.43687576

>>43684564
I need these toes in my mouth

>> No.43689451

>>43676804
thank you
headpets for good haatos

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>>43676804
sleepy haachamas for tucking into bed and giving a gentle kiss on the forehead

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>>43676804

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>> No.43694462

>>43694121
sexo

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>> No.43701504

>>43698608
thick white icing sourced from haatons

>> No.43703464
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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 241,258,431, a change of 2.09% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,015,730. There are 28 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 10 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 2 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 71):
>Shion :: +9.1%
>Izuru :: +8.8%
>Ayame :: +8.4%
>Polka :: +7.2%
>Aqua :: +7.0%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 9):
>Kiara :: -2.1%
>Mel :: -1.7%
>Okayu :: -0.7%
>Nabi :: -0.5%
>Ina'nis :: -0.2%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,174,819.35 liquid to start with. This is a change of 3.27% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $9,933,127,864,909.76, a change of 7.71% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $41,172.15. There are 23 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, continuing her struggle with Gura for the streak.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 58):
>Luna :: +37.6%
>Izuru :: +28.1%
>Mel :: +26.5%
>Calliope :: +24.9%
>Oga :: +22.5%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 22):
>Choco :: -19.8%
>Dezmond :: -19.7%
>Ui :: -19.5%
>Fauna :: -17.5%
>Kanata :: -12.3%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $115.14 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $131.43 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$80.35 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Lamy :: $440.29 Up :: $4,402.89 from adj.
>Marine :: $379.42 Up :: $3,794.24 from adj.
>Polka :: $350.96 Up :: $3,509.58 from adj.
>Nene :: $342.11 Up :: $3,421.13 from adj.
>Subaru :: $326.67 Up :: $3,266.73 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nabi :: $4.11 Up :: $41.09 from adj.
>Kaoru :: $6.89 Up :: $68.90 from adj.
>Ollie :: -$8.54 Down :: -$85.37 from adj.
>Rushia :: $12.76 Up :: $127.58 from adj.
>Civia :: $15.80 Up :: $158.03 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

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>> No.43707406

>>43676180
idk I'm fuckin pissed I lost all my chocolate

>> No.43711334

>>43706819
cute

>> No.43713006

>>43465311
New to 4chan in general, but how active is this? Kinda curious to run tests and see if the market is effecient or not here. Cool little mini ecosystem

>> No.43713165

>>43713006
It's fine
But you'll have to answer three riddles before entering the dungeon...

>> No.43713319

>>43713165
...which are?

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>>43713006
You can't handle my niggles, batman.

>> No.43713923

>>43713006
The main difference between real stocks/crypto is that short of the youtube channel being deleted the coin will never drop to true zero.
coins will always bounce back in some value, you will still see 60% pink wojak losses, but never a 100% time to rope loss, there will always be something left, and so every dip that isnt just a spike correction, is a good dip to buy the dip.
The lack of true risk does cause rampant inflation though, and its been a problem for the game since its inception.

>> No.43714881

>>43713319
When you attempt to make an account, you will see my riddles three

>> No.43719086

>>43714881
Your riddles three are smelly.

>> No.43719134

i eagerly await the patch that will keep non 4chan normies off our game
the gay sex update
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SXWDcivD188

>> No.43722545

>>43713006
Completely dead. Nearly all the top 20 is retired and they will still always win by just buying everything. The devs are dead except one who only does unimportant cosmetic updates, sometimes. The people still in the thread are unironicaly only still here for ERP. This game used to have the best community in the entire site but it all died now due to schizos, cliques and drama. And lack of dev activity.
Even if you just want to play the game for yourself, you'll quickly realise the core of the economy is busted and uninteresting.

>> No.43722656

>>43722545
NTA but how tf can you have cliques and drama in a stock trading game?

>> No.43724164

>>43722545
I mean, lets be honest, it died just from time. Besides the super autists most people will eventually grow tired of waking every morning to repeat the same task, and half of those people had automated it a long time ago already, so really it was only the cliques and drama that kept most people here in the first place lol

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>> No.43727799

>>43725729
Rape

>> No.43729675

>>43724164
More like the drama drove away anons adverse to it, and once drama stopped the anons who came here for it left too, without bringing back the first anons

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>> No.43732370

>>43731763
>have sex with kronii
>lose your crotch

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>> No.43735287

bump

>> No.43735609

>>43725729
nakadashi baby making sex

>> No.43737873
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43737873

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 15)
>Towa :: $11,052.14
>Polka :: $7,696.42
>Vesper :: $6,566.97

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 64)
>Okayu :: -$32,972.67
>Ollie :: -$32,086.20
>Aqua :: -$16,361.84

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,175.93
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,275.98
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,453.73

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and don't forget that you only have 89 Cycles left until divs.

>> No.43739723

>>43731763
but why

>> No.43741902
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>> No.43742375
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>>43722656
We used to have an Aggie that was for chatting and drawing but then people used that to start forming cliques where they'd boost via the auction house. Making group collective networths.
>>43724164
>it died just from time
as much as I hate to admit from someone who was opposed to it at maybe the resetfags were right

>> No.43743510

>>43722656
it started honestly enough with people making lore for various companies they were going to create if there was ever a fund update, first there was the miyatsuko, a mixture of takos and deadbeats who before the fund update had used the auction house to launder dirty money to priestess (the one named the tako ina touched at 1st place right now) all of their money as a show of force. So this rando became first place because of the auction house. Cypher is the 1st place who earned his place there.
That on its own is a reason for people to go "huh why fucking bother", but after that people started making cute lore for other funds, there was an old teammate making stories using other known traders of the time doing bank raids on miyatsuko skyscrapers (these would become the kusanagi kuetsetsu).
Then auctions started having text in them and people got really, really gay (before this aside from the flockdraw esque site some were using we were all anonymous) and the discord menace started mainly just so their erp would be secret as the later general chat and private messaging was found to not be actually private. Somewhere priestess of 1 TB of heimin x kenzoku lovey dovey gangbang orgy erp stolen this way and im actually extremely jealous of that.
But mainly people just got old, got work, got kids etc

>> No.43743844

>heimin x kenzoku lovey dovey gangbang orgy erp
I did not know this happened, wtf

>> No.43744099

>>43743844
we only got to know it exists from a conversation between priestess and the devs, where he explained the glitch to the devs and went, and no one would be actually erping in DMs, right KENZOKUS? and suddenly alot of kenzoku and heiminsccame out of the woodwork nervously sweating in the general chat trying to deny its existence
the heimins and kenzokus were very lovey dovery in their erp, i could read a tolkien sized book of it and priestess is just keeping it to himself

>> No.43744562

>>43743510
>Somewhere priestess of 1 TB of heimin x kenzoku lovey dovey gangbang orgy erp stolen
if it really is true that he deleted his logs im going to be so pissed we didn't get the hot steamy heikin x kenzoku gangbang leak
>the chat is not logged anymore. All the logs are deleted. I'm sorry...
>>34623646

>> No.43744882
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>>43744562
I miss him

>> No.43745005

i miss everybody

>> No.43745114
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>> No.43745137
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>the sanalite post above priestess's abayo

>> No.43745240

>>43744882
>>43745005
lets just sit down and make a multi step plan on healing nasfaq with both old and new blood

>> No.43746842
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WAGIES OF THE WORLD!
This is an official message from The Priestess Estates, listen well!

Ever wished to be number one? Exasperated that the game is rigged against you and that you will never win? Now's your chance!
For a limited time only, The Priestess Estates will offer one lucky winner to have his name and oshimark displayed prominently at the first place on the leaderboard for a day! Take a picture! Show it to your mom! Disclaimer: She already knows I'm the real number one! ;)
To participate, simple bid on the item on the auction house! The highest bidder wins! Good luck!

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>>43745114

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>>43746842
Post wallet or fake and straight

>> No.43747527

>>43747478
mf the auction is listed under his name...

>> No.43747548

>>43747527
obvious psyop

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>>43747478

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>>43747527
Devs logged into his account this is fake and straight

>> No.43747927
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>>43746842
trial dev's biggest psyops trying to revive a corpse as a talking head...

>> No.43747996

>>43746842
capitalism sugoi desu ne

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There was nothing of note in those chatlogs when those exploits were still around, if you were around for the superchats, it was no worse/better than that. That's all.

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>>43748634
If you have nothing to hide then share the logs

>> No.43749374

>>43749312
I do not have them saved.

>> No.43749878

imagine if i blew up my account just to have someone impersonate me for a day

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>>43749878
Don't need to imagine, it's happening Infront of our eyes.

>> No.43751219
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43751219

dump this fund now for an easy victory

>> No.43752434

>>43751219
This fund will take me to higher ranks and it will like it

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>>43746842
>priestess selling his body for money
now's my chance indeed...

>> No.43755134

>>43755091
wait we will get his body? this changes things...

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>>43755091
>>43755134
uuooohhh tiny 140cm 40kg body with no muscles for pushing over and manhandling at will
just pick him up and put him wherever you want against whatever you want

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>>43746842
how much for your hand in marriage

>> No.43760345

how big marine div?

>> No.43760887

>>43760345
100%

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neko hinata coin when

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>>43755091
>>43755134
>>43756270
タマパおじ-さん。。。。

>> No.43764418

FIX THE DAMNED CHOCOLATES HONK

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>>43745114

>> No.43767999

>>43766943
KEK. wasn't expecting to get more terminalmontage in return hurry up and finish the last part onegai terminal

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>>43767999
Got the idea for it reading /hlgg/ yesterday lol >>43712931
honestly shocked he can even make those so quickly doesnt animating take awhile?

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The private dms being not so private was patched out before I even showed up anyway so saying heiminS is incorrect, it would simply be 1 heimin.

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>>43769153
You two are the same person in my eyes

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>>43769515
>all heimin look the same
Racist.

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>>43769580
W-Wait no im not racist, you're just kinda the same...

>> No.43769753

>>43769648
Yeah that's what they all say.

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>>43769753
cant believe im going to lose my job because I got called racist on a chinese vtuber discussion forum in 2023

>> No.43770060

>>43769896
Should've been more careful, bigot.
Take him away, Honk.

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 68.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 244,891,238, a change of 1.51% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,061,140. There are 29 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 11 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 68):
>Lamy :: +7.7%
>Ollie :: +7.5%
>Shion :: +7.3%
>Miyabi :: +6.9%
>Ui :: +6.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 12):
>Vesper :: -5.7%
>Shien :: -2.9%
>Laplus :: -2.5%
>Matsuri :: -1.5%
>Towa :: -1.4%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,187,213.87 liquid to start with. This is a change of 1.06% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $10,186,650,054,411.30, a change of 2.55% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $41,596.63. There are 21 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, continuing her ongoing struggle with Suisei.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 4 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 59):
>Vesper :: +32.5%
>Polka :: +31.3%
>Lamy :: +24.8%
>Towa :: +24.3%
>Matsuri :: +22.7%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 21):
>Ollie :: -57.6%
>Okayu :: -45.6%
>Kiara :: -21.7%
>Mel :: -19.7%
>Luna :: -17.9%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $100.61 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $115.69 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$80.29 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Ollie :: $409.74 Up :: $4,643.76 from adj.
>Marine :: $402.73 Up :: $4,564.28 from adj.
>Lamy :: $378.86 Up :: $4,293.75 from adj.
>HLuna :: $334.85 Up :: $3,795.01 from adj.
>Aqua :: $313.36 Up :: $3,551.37 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nabi :: $0.77 Up :: $8.70 from adj.
>Amelia :: -$6.01 Down :: -$68.07 from adj.
>Shien :: -$7.63 Down :: -$86.45 from adj.
>Kaoru :: $10.44 Up :: $118.32 from adj.
>Rushia :: $10.64 Up :: $120.55 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and spend what you can in 17 cycles.

>> No.43772144

>>43768929
I mean, his art style probably lends itself to quick keyframing. SOVL. wouldn't be surprised if it took him longer to come up with the jokes

>> No.43773629

>>43769153
yeah, and by contrast there were 8 or so kenzokus
i think theyre the hardest hit with the slow death of this game, i remember finding another pre GC nest they had, they were talking to each other through superchats and i mean there was 1000 posts without timing out like a full discussion forum in there, like a nest for depressed people being each others emo net uwuw im so depressed i bet everyone hates me no uwuw we all love you
it was also gay, but i think they needed that and i shouldnt have pointed it out the time.

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE TO SHIT

>> No.43774334

>>43773629
don't worry, they all went to a nice, inclusive commune up state

>> No.43778500
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hag group

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better quality

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Presenting our new roster!

Sharing a group with /hag/ /doog/ and /wah/, our first match will be against /wah/ at 20:20 UTC (15:20 nasfaq time) NEXT SATURDAY, March 4th.

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>>43778500
>>43779333

>> No.43780829

>>43779333
>>43778500
>/nashags/ is real
Bros they can't just expose us like this.

>> No.43780958
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>>43779780
kek

>> No.43786012
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Bets are gradually going up for VTL4 Day 1.
Day 2's bets will be put up gradually tomorrow.

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Divies, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.43787440

Holy shit Marine stole the divs

>> No.43788029
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43788029

>>43760887
you weren't joking

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>>43788029
fuck it

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>26%
it's 2021 again bayyyybeeeee

>> No.43788634

>>43788412
ive gotten 3% divs 2 weeks in a row, my networth is crying
the super dips should have funds spending their liquid though

>> No.43788833

>>43769580
>>43769153
touching a heimins impossibly soft flat boy chest!
rubbing his soft lefts and thick thighs!
squeezing his tiny boy butt!
hearing his cute little moans as hes too weak to push you away and instead bearhugs and leglocks you back moaning in pleasure!
why should kenzokus have all the fun!
court a heimin today! (that or id court anon8 but he knows that)

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>>43788634
NTA but kek, me too. fund divs succ balls

>> No.43790183

>>43788412
HALLELUJAH

>> No.43791157

>>43788412
We're back, motherfuckers.

>> No.43794438

bumb

>> No.43794608
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>>43794438
back in 2011 back when he oh shit he double ron the towers osama binladen kinda sounds like cute tummy

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>> No.43797048

Oh hey, a group of death, how nice

>> No.43798592
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>> No.43798929

>>43798592
all tied up and ready for breeding as she s hould be

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>> No.43801930

>>43769153
Aren't you supposed to be dead?

>> No.43802363 [DELETED] 

>>42754357

>> No.43802477 [DELETED] 

>>/jp/43802363

>> No.43802512

>>43801930
I just happened to see people (sorta) mentioning me through archive searching.

>> No.43802575 [DELETED] 

>>>/jp/43802363

>> No.43802615 [DELETED] 

>>42754357
>>>42754357
>>>/jp/42754357

>> No.43802643

Ganbare anon...!

>> No.43802708

>>43802512
>archive searching
why are you archive searching /vt/...

>> No.43802838

>>43802708
I'm menhera

>> No.43803268
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>>43802363
>>43802477
>>43802575
>>43802615
>[Deleted]

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>>43802838

>> No.43805936
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>>43745114
>>43747283
>>43768363

>> No.43806528

>>43802838
I can save you

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>> No.43807994
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43807994

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 14)
>Mio :: $25,437.58
>AZKi :: $12,014.62
>Vesper :: $5,669.37

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 64)
>Sora :: -$19,263.06
>Aki :: -$17,866.41
>Polka :: -$15,639.26

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,716.61
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,043.37
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,195.35

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and go place bets on VTL4 if you haven't already.

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21

>> No.43810286

Devs please send a verification email for Hololive Bondage CEO

>> No.43810548
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>>43810286
I've passed this on to honk
-trial dev

>> No.43810699

>>43810548
Thanks

>> No.43810950
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>>43808980
>I have 0.2 choco now
KEK
>>43807994
>>Mio :: $25,437.58
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.43811980

>>43810950
catbox?

>> No.43812091
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>>43811980
kek, how the hell did you wander in here?
https://litter.catbox.moe/5sr5zz.png
the "OHHHH I HAVE TO SHIT" formula is pretty static, although in e.g. Sora's case I played with it a bit, and for Gura and Okayu it took some wrangling to get them properly on the shitter https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/104794157

>> No.43812173
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43812173

>>43807994
>Vesper
...do I make the males shit too?
>>43807994
>>AZKi :: $12,014.62
OHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.43812336
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>>43812173
oh no no no

>> No.43813199
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43813199

>>43807994
>Polka :: -$15,639.26
Polka's bathroom should be filled with confetti. kek. much better than V1

>> No.43814332
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>>43810548
Psss them also that advent chocolates are fucking broken for 3rd day

>> No.43818200
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I forgot the context to this

>> No.43818524

>>43812091
>>43812173
>>43812336
>>43813199
Are you the Nasfaqtrader?

>> No.43819335

>>43745240
Lmao, that would require the devs to change literally anything, and our only active dev only knows cosmetics (trial dev love!)
Reminder that options have been in the works for like a year and a half now

>> No.43819942
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>>43819335
In the next couple of weeks I do aim to learn (time permitting) and see if i can do some more mechanical stuff, but who knows how that will go, probably stuff on the easier side. I can usually fix mechanical stuff (to an extent) as well as just the cosmetics, its coming up with fresh stuff is difficult since I don't exactly know the programming language itself and use my knowledge of other ones to get bugs eventually fixed after much grug-like bashing my head against a wall attempts.
Hence why I have been recently asking if people are willing to help and join the team, even if they know a different programming language you can still kind of make it work. I've kind of accepted asking for new devs is a lost cause though since understandably, people are busy, or just don't know enough.
-trial dev

>> No.43820102

>>43819942
It's okay trial dev, I love you, you've been good to this thread

>> No.43820169

>>43819942
trialdev love

>> No.43822952

>>43745240
The most active threads were those where anons posted images in almost every post to say "I'm this poster!", which turned threads in chat rooms. That culture is pretty much completely dead now, so the thread is never going to be as active as it used to be. Anon >>43819335 had an idea that an active game would lead to an active thread, but it's more or less just a temporary fix (don't take it the wrong way devs, I'd still appreciate updates a lot)

>> No.43823676

The great reset will fix nasfaq

>> No.43824636

>>43819942
love you but yeah I failed out of a beginner java class like 10 years ago....

>> No.43825779

Fund autism for div week 36
new funds : KEK and Comet Astro
These numbers are in relation to the ina spike, so pretty even except for gorilla pee and lui hips continuing to grow

>> No.43826376

>>43825779
Your image...

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>>43825779
>>43826376
thanks

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>>43826376
oh sorry
>>43826951
im hearing words when all a breeding piggy should say is oink oink

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>>43827294
oink oink

>> No.43827930

>>43827632
good piggy

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>> No.43833626

Abayo without an image

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