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43450185 No.43450185 [Reply] [Original]

There has to be a way to marry Maine Houshou. Life would be too cruel if I couldn't marry the perfect Japanese Christian office lady pirate hag. I watch her streams, learned Japanese to understand her, and bought her merch and figurines. I started working out because of her so I could be a man worthy of her love. Bros what do I do? This is harder than Dark Souls. Am I too far gone?

>> No.43454341

>>43450185
send her a dick pic

>> No.43455704

Who is Maine House btw?

>> No.43455960

>>43450185
>man
give up

>> No.43456488

>>43450185
Get a job in Japan as a sound engineer. By some divine luck you could be working in the same studio that hololive uses to record songs. The rest is all up to you.

>> No.43456667
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43456667

>>43454341
bro I don't think she wants one
>>43455704
my future wife hopefully, she is a Hololive Vtuber
>>43455960
its just Yuri bait, she isn't actually a lesbian (at least I think so)

>> No.43457026

>>43456667
Not with that attitude she wont want one.

>> No.43457192

>>43450185
>perfect
hahahahahaha
>Christian
She isn't one.

Marine would hate you for buying her merch. She is a normalfag who fucking hates her fans. Also stop lying about learning Japanese her fans on 4chan are all EOPs

>> No.43457308
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43457308

>>43456488
You are a genius, if I really love her I have to 1st head to Japan!
>>43457026
I see, I got to stop being a pussy and shoot my shot.

>> No.43457401
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43457401

>>43457192
shut up Marineschizo

>> No.43457548
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43457548

Too bad anon, She is MY wife.

>> No.43457614

>>43457401
Karma will hit both you and the reddit pirate

>> No.43457901

>>43457401
Based
>>43457548
I wrote this

>> No.43457964

>>43457192
>>Christian
>She isn't one.
Except that she really is, faggot, she even tried to convert Subaru

>> No.43458100
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43458100

>>43457548
>>43457901
I wrote both of these

>> No.43458325

>>43457192
pretty weird that a non-Christian woman, from Japan no less, knows the Our Father from memory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5PeNZV7wog

>> No.43459311
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43459311

>>43458325
I love that clip of her, it is just too kino.

>> No.43460220

>>43450185
Reminder that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30. This only lowers her chances of conception by like 5% in practice, which means you can still get Marine pregnant your disgusting neet sperm.

>> No.43460691
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43460691

>>43460220
I play Fate Grand/Order, I trust in the pregnancy gacha!

>> No.43462000

>>43450185
Be fucking rich. Bribe your way into her private life.

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