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/vt/ jokes, post 'em Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:42:41 2023 No.43422084 [Reply] [Original]

I'll start

Three brothers; a holofan, a nijifan, and a vshojofan, were gathered one day at a family reunion, and were sent on an errand by their wives.

However, when they returned early they found their wives being gangbanged by a bunch of bIack men.

Disgusted, the holofan said that he wanted a divorce and immediately left the scene.

The nijifan angrily started berating the holofan and said that his sibling was just an inceI unicorn angry at people having sex.

The vshojofan said nothing at all, because as soon as he had seen naked bIack men when they entered he had immediately started sucking their cocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 19:59:10 2023 No.43422882 Wow. Just wow. That's the most pathetic thing I have read here all week. Is this what no bitches does to a man?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:02:48 2023 No.43423024 >>43422084 Based nice joke

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:03:41 2023 No.43423068 >>43422084 Just because I find some train wreck whores entertaining to watch doesn’t mean I think there’re wife material. I want to lock Nyan in my basement not marry her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:04:09 2023 No.43423089 >>43423024 I didn’t know this was a joke at first. Just thought it was an accurate retelling of an actual event.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:06:05 2023 No.43423186 >>43422084 Funniest Phase Connect fan

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:09:10 2023 No.43423344 >>43422084 and then they all woke up

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:22:41 2023 No.43424011 >>43422084 Needs some work. The holofan would actually be fine with it because it's a 3D off-collab in a "professional" setting. He'd be watching happily while shouting kino every other minute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:24:05 2023 No.43424079 >>43422084 >any of them having wives

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:26:52 2023 No.43424195 >>43422084 Here's mine: Phase-Connect

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:27:34 2023 No.43424230 >>43422084 I raise a wine glass of G-fuel in a toast to you

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:28:42 2023 No.43424275 the two top earners of Hololive graduate to join Vshojo

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:30:28 2023 No.43424347 >>43422084 You're as funny as a pediatric cancer ward

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:31:09 2023 No.43424398 >>43422084 Pippa's career

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 20:33:00 2023 No.43424480 >>43424275 And now one of them barely streams at all

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 21:26:32 2023 No.43427097 >>43422084 So the holofan is an idiot ‘marrying a whore’ The nijifan is a cuck and the vshojofan got what they wanted ‘that in this case was BBC’?

Anonymous Sun Feb 19 21:43:20 2023 No.43428108
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>New Niji Debut is a bit late to their debut stream
>Stream begins & chat gets hype
>"What a crowd, what a crowd!"
>"I tell ya, I'm alright now but a moment ago I was in rough shape ya know."
>"I apologise for being late; my PC, it starting having tech issues. I asked Luca Kaneshiro for some help."
>"He ended up deleting half my files!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 22:34:07 2023 No.43430799 >>43422084 ehhhh

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 22:54:18 2023 No.43431954 >>43422084 Phaseconnect girl was doing asmr, a male friend call her and talk for 30 mins, he even says that love her,paypigs get cucked Hey anon its just a joke

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 19 23:31:54 2023 No.43434161 >>43428108 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 00:23:29 2023 No.43437072 >>43428108 I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 00:25:26 2023 No.43437195 >>43437072 Luca nuked the niji en minecraft server funniest shit I ever seen

Anonymous Mon Feb 20 00:30:18 2023 No.43437490

>>43422084
A Lumi fan, Pippa fan, and a Lia fan find out someone's fucking their oshi. The Lumi fan shrugs because he already knows she fucks dogs. The Pippa fan posts copium that he watches her for her content and isn't actually parasocial. The Lia fan hangs himself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 00:31:34 2023 No.43437558 >>43437490 phasefags...I kneel...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 00:38:20 2023 No.43437967 >>43422084 >vtuber schizo paypigs >not having a findom and cuck fetish Doesn't matter what virtual egirl you simp for, all of you fags are the same. Haven't given a single penny to any vhoe and never will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 00:53:02 2023 No.43438758 >>43437967 I want only the best for my QUEEN.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 00:58:58 2023 No.43439075 A catalog thread poster, a threadwatcher and a numberfag go to a bar. The barkeeper looks up and says >coming in alone again tonight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 00:59:06 2023 No.43439084 >>43437967 this but true

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 01:07:31 2023 No.43439544 >>43439075 Good one. Make the bartender speak some SEA language for more realism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 01:14:42 2023 No.43439973 >>43437967 Does it count if she is a company vtuber like crunchyroll hime?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 01:34:08 2023 No.43441214 >>43439973 >company vtuber nigga they are all company vtubers if they are not indie

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 01:34:46 2023 No.43441258 >>43437490 That person fucking her? Me

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 01:41:39 2023 No.43441734 File: 16 KB, 720x368, ERCj4OKXUAEv1_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43422084 not funny; didn't laugh

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 02:09:45 2023 No.43443688 >>43441734 tell a better joke, like >>43437490 for example

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 02:10:48 2023 No.43443767 >>43422084 western vtubers matter

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 02:12:37 2023 No.43443910 File: 29 KB, 640x480, sddefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>43422084 Oh BROTHER, ths guy STINKS

Anonymous Mon Feb 20 02:28:36 2023 No.43445058
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A pekoposter finds a genie in a bottle. The genie offers him three wishes. He’s a stupid nousagi but he knows what he likes.

The nousagi says, “I want schizos to invade /vt/ from SEA and then go back to Facebook.”

So it happens and the schizos army invaded /vt/ from Facebook and easily ruins the board.

For his next wish, before the genie can even finish his sentence, the nousagi again asks for the Schizos to invade /vt/ from the SEA and then go home.

So it happens. And the schizos raid /vt/ from the SEA.

For his third wish, the nousagi again asks for the schizos to invade /vt/ from their phones and go home.

“I gave you three wishes,” the genie cries. “Why did you ask for schizos to invade /vt/ from the SEA region three times?”

Because to invade /vt/ 3 times they had to go through Reddit 6 times

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 02:35:36 2023 No.43445580 >>43441214 You know what I mean. Established company that has an image to uphold. Not Project UwU who just formed 2 years ago and is only known for vtubers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 02:55:59 2023 No.43447039 >>43445058 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 02:57:38 2023 No.43447160 >>43445058 Never use reddit, I don't get it. What's wrong with reddit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 03:08:38 2023 No.43447964 >>43447160 consider yourself lucky, anon. You don't want to know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 20 03:14:34 2023 No.43448380 >>43447964 Come on, tell me. I want to laugh at the jokes.

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