/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Valentines Weekend Edition

Last thread: >>43343867

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353085
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353095
Just get blackout curtains instead, it's cheaper and won't kill your back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353085
Frame:
>live
Vesper Zatsudan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goXesJ96E5c

>upcoming
Flayon JP Duolingo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nRTTygPZSM

[Anonymous No.]

cover please pay VG so that altare and flayon can have their honeymoon in new york and bond over pokemon autism and sex!

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[Anonymous No.]

I want them to force Axel to play Fortnite too

[Anonymous No.]

>I'll play Hello Kitty Island Adventure over Fortnite
Based.

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>>43352972
Indeed. When I made money during the pandemic selling ammo, .45 acp prices were insane and not worth the effort. God I remember a fudd boomer chastised me for reloading 9mm instead of .45 because a 9mm "won't have enough energy".

Now we need someone to sell a Vesper Noir 1911 custom grip.

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>>43353085
sauce: https://twitter.com/cabbage_foryou/status/1625810193304162305

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353103
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43352757
Yeah, it's really sweet. You can tell he's a little embarrassed, but he just rolls it because he knows everyone will have more fun that way.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER
FLAY

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[Anonymous No.]

>>43353190
I kinda wanna get some customized mags like the HoloJP ones I've seen but I don't know where they do image prints like that

I'd get some vesper Pmags

[Anonymous No.]

VESMACHI CRUMBS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

HE HATES FORTNITE

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHITTY FUCKING BRAT IS BULLYING MY UNCLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353176
I'd he watched he'd know vesper has a older sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353236
vesper was LYING??!

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>>43353236
Vesper is so submissive to Flay...

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon is so /here/ it's painful

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>>43353271

[Anonymous No.]

vesmachi is REAL

[Anonymous No.]

>HE STILL PLAYS GAMES OFF STREAM WITH THE BOIS CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353271
>flayon has been shilling vesmachi the whole time
how do we stop this horny brat?

[Anonymous No.]

>Bettel is the most shakeable person in Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>bettel is the most shakeable
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353133
Yeah I did wind up discovering them after. But I haven't been able to configure them in a way that no light gets in. I'll have to find some kind of tape that doesn't peel paint or mess up fabric.

[Anonymous No.]

>VG interviews last week of Feb or first week of March

[Anonymous No.]

UH OH VESTIES
I THOUGHT VESPER HATED THE NEW BOYS FOR BEING TOO GAY?

[Anonymous No.]

>last week of Feb. first week of March interviews
COLLABS BACK ON THE TABLE

[Anonymous No.]

>COLLABING AGAIN ON LAST WEEK OF FEBRUARY

[Anonymous No.]

>gaming offstream with the boys
>planning VG interviews
Tears in my eyes bros he's back

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE TEMPUS

[Anonymous No.]

>VG INTERVIEW
OH NO NO NO NO /hlgg/ VESTIES STATUS????

[Anonymous No.]

Now I just need Vesper and Shinri to interact. Shinri needs a non-zoomer buddy to hang out with.

[Anonymous No.]

8 man Tempus is back bros...

[Anonymous No.]

What happened between him and Altare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353423
nothing, stop listening to schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353423
Too much sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353395
i need both of my ojisans to make love ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353372
manager's making him do them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353395
He already has both Magni and Bettel? Neither of them are zoomers dude, they're both almost 30.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353423
Altare poked holes inside their condoms and got Vesper pregnant and then forced Vesper to abort the baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353307
Damn, almost like there's a world outside of Youtube or something!

[Anonymous No.]

Magni pathetically begging Vesper to play Valheim...

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper will get over his collab autism before Altare releases the first episode of the podcast

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353395
I will cum if I hear them talk to each other

[Anonymous No.]

>magmite cut the vesper stream short
vestie here, il'll kill you

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Magni being sadistic at start of sex only to be reduced into a whining mess immediately ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353423
something something kimchi fuck boulevard of broken dreams

[Anonymous No.]

HE LIKES ALTARE

[Anonymous No.]

HE SAID HIS NAME

[Anonymous No.]

>ALTARE MENTION
>HIS VOICE GETS ALL HIGH PITCHED AND HAPPY
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353423
>He's redirecting to Altare
CATALOGFAGS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353423
came too fast

[Anonymous No.]

HE WANTS TO REDIRECT TO ALTARE
OH NO NO THE RRATS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353446
it's not schizo to think that something between altare and vesper did happen. we'll never know what it was though so it's not worth harping on it.

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE MENTION UUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO HARD

[Anonymous No.]

>Redirecting into Altare
Okay can the dramafags kill themselves now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353238
Just find someone with a laser engraving machine. I had a local gunshop engrave Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club engraved on one of my ar-15 mags.

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper understands the superiority of mine man
Also I'm happy that magni and vesper still seem to talk alot off stream, even tho it seems alot of it is magni threatening and begging him to play certain video games

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY HES INNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

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>>43353529
so it really is just Altare throwing a one-sided pissy fit...

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER SLAYING RRATS LIVE

[Anonymous No.]

/MANS/ is healing...

[Anonymous No.]

>Used to be wishy-washy about Minecraft
>Now it's one of the best games

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>>43353536
It is. It's okay, anon, everybody schizos sometimes

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>>43353560
Nice Monika. Is that just solid color? I was talking about the ones that had full Suisei color images.

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>>43353190
It's funny, because 45 AARP doesn't have much more energy than the equivalent 9mm rounds but they're a solid 10c a round more. Hell I have a FNX45 tac which was the highest capacity 45 for quite some time and I shot it far less than my 9mm simply because of ammo prices. But truthfully I'm not the biggest on handguns, more of a long gun person.

[Anonymous No.]

ASTEL KEK

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Tempus is h-*blocked by Altare*

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>>43353568
>Still talks about Vesper all the time
>Still redirects to him
Kill yourself dramanigger

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>>43353457
Age wise yeah, but they both have zoomer energy. I should rephrase and say Vesper needs a calm collected mature type to sit back and drink tea with.

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What cursed shit is Astel doing?

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>astel is still broken after having vesper as a teammate
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>VESPER RAID XDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, this isn't ape sex?

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf why is astel dying on stream???????????????

[Anonymous No.]

man this altare stream is crazy. i didn't know he got a new outfit!

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone tell me why Astel is speachless?

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>>43353607
Yes it has to be a solid color, it just burns the black covering to a tan from what i recall. You have to give them like a specific image file or something it's been some time.

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>bussin

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What is he even playing

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>>43353658
If I had to guess? Timing

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>Vesper gets corrected by Magni, Bettel, and Flay in one night
>his menhera is cured

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>>43353665
you got me kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353642
americans don't know how to behave

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WHAT THE FUCK ISSO FUNNY ASTEL WHAT'S SO FUNNY IT'S LITERALLY JUST BEEN GIGGLING CHOKING AND GASPING

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>>43353682
Still pretty cool for minimalist ones. But if the big igloo happened, I'd want to be shooting people with a full color vesper meme mag.

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What the fuck did Vesper drop us into? This doesn't look like Apex.

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>>43353564
vesper talks about magni every stream dude, they're obviously still close.

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>>43353591
Just as planned.

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>>43353699
He's playing Apex anon! I think it's monster hunter rise?

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>>43353711
This just cements the myth that the only cure for Mental Health is a severe beating

[Anonymous No.]

Actually is he making vesper?
Or the dude from the potion seller vid?

[Anonymous No.]

Astel is acting just like me when I'm stoned

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper’s menhera healed after forced boys collab
>Altare collabs with the boys constantly but is still menhera
How do we fix him?

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>>43353711
vesper is not a bottom i am so sick of thid agenda!!!!!!.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353745
Astel is making a funny goofy man and laughing at the looks of his creation

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think astel has noticed all of us yet....

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>>43353768
>beating
thats what they call it nowadays?

[Anonymous No.]

is this that wild hearts game or w/e?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this that new Wild Hearts game maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

I can finally go back to jacking off

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353805
collab ban

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>>43353805
dragon cock

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>>43353805
altare is perfect already

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353816
>us
I'm not one of those EOP shitheads with no chatting etiquette

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353810
>submissive
>self admitted masochist
>anxious to please
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353805
altare's bad luck can't be fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353816
He did, he started laughing saying Vesper dropped his viewers off at the worst timing

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>>43353835
Weak.

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>>43353805
altare seems to be in a pretty good mood these days tho, his car troubles aside? so collabing with the boys does help

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>>43353813
It do look really giga Chaddey but also weird as fuck, like handsome squidward.
If his chin were pointier it could honestly pass as vesper

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>>43353816
He has, he started whizzing after noticing the Vesper raid

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper wanted to raid into Altare
Tempus is healing
[User was blocked for this post]

[Anonymous No.]

jesas
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1627040194913521664

[Anonymous No.]

is magni streaming later today or is the teamup lying to me?

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>>43353699
Wild Hearts

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>>43353805
Altare is doing fine? He's just unlucky, and there's no cure for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353913
true

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353851
Coco?

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>>43353913
this man loves being humiliated

[Anonymous No.]

he's making nowa...

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Ohhh, I understand why Astel is having so much fun, he just played that harry potter that don't let you even change the skin color so he's now having fun making the ugliest fuck he can. I do the same in From's games, the uglier the better.

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>>43353914
anon, magni had the apex event and is off today and tmrw ;(

[Anonymous No.]

astel is making a BOG

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353869
>>43353896
Oh lol I thought he was just laughing about what was going on in-game lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353913
Mean, they both cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353103
in the name of josuijisus, amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353913
This is correct

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>>43353904
I had to tune out of the stream, but what made him think about Altare? Dude doesn't have anything today kek

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>>43353959
no....

[Anonymous No.]

wtf are these hairstyles kek

[Anonymous No.]

the reason why kronii and vesper are so close is because they're both gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353944
So he is trying to make Hogwarts Legacy npc now?

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>>43354020
yeah, for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354020
haters will deny this but it is the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354000
He literally starved magmites, lovebombed them to death and left them to dry out again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353913
it's kind of sad that even the ugliest starsjp is more attractive than not-the-ugliest starsen

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>>43354020
kronii will be vesper's gay beard

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>>43353959
Time to go back to binging old loopstation streams then.

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>>43354020
vesper is even helping kronii transition, what a nice friend!

[Anonymous No.]

It's nice that they have Wild Hearts perms, it's a good game, I think Shiny Spicy would have fun with it.

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>>43353996
chat gave him some suggestions like Flay and Astel (whos currently streaming). he specified that he wanted to raid into someone that was streaming but then he randomly thought of Altare and checked to see if he was streaming later so he could raid his waiting room.

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>>43354055

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>>43354020
kronii is definitely straight

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>>43354055
Shut the fuck up Astel is cute! CUTE!!

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>>43354075
Sorry anon but JPperms=/=ENperms

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>>43354020
now this is a vesperonii i can get behind

[Anonymous No.]

Rape astellas

[Anonymous No.]

who the fuck made this game? this doesn't look like a western game at all just by looking at the rendering, but isn't it Ubisoft or whatever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353591
Can't wait to see him enter the server again and witness the absolute state of Shinri and Altare's MC autism. Hopefully that'll motivate him to play more often

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>>43354055
May as well tell us who's the ugliest StarsJP according to you.

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>>43354083
see i told you all to invest in altnowa but no one had faith except me... feeling vindicated rn...

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>>43354133
I wouldn't touch those things at all if I were you, they are fucking feral.

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>>43354161
we were just going through the short breakup arc.. true altnowa sisters kept their faith no matter what

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>>43354121
It's an EA game, they have blanket perms for those

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>>43354083
he sounded so happy having randomly thought of altare too… i can’t do this again… i’m not strong enough……..

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354140
developed by koei tecmo, published by ea

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354140
Avalanche Software and Portkey Games

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>>43354121
Yeah, for japanese games, because they're retarded. For western games they don't care about that shit so it's all good and this being an EA Originals title tells you the whole story.

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>>43354161
never doubted sis

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>>43354055

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>>43354201
you're going to regret it, altnowa never ended just had a movie break-up arc

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper and Flay hanging out in Astel's chat
>Vesper happily and excitedly bringing up Altare unprompted
feels good...

[Anonymous No.]

>nowa having conversations with another chatter, not the streamer
gormless behavior, needs correction

[Anonymous No.]

VESMACHI?!

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I FUCKING HATE ASTELLAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353914
"Magni" should be streaming today

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354055
I feel like this anon isn't making it through the night..

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354257
shut up vesmachi schizos the altnowa sisters are having a moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354257
you are easliy the most schizo out of every shipfag /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354083
Awww so sweet. Glad to hear that <3

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so when is the altnowa makeup sex collab. both vesper and altare in scantily revealing women's lingerie, frilled white wedding colors. making out and letting the tips touch

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>>43354197
god imagine the makeup sex...

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>>43354151
i assume you mean ugliest starsen which is obviously magni and by a mile
astel's hair is awful but none of the jp stars have faces as fucked up as magnoir's

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know what game is Astel playing? Also is it ok to ask this in /MANS/ considering this is a JP Star?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354263
chu

[Anonymous No.]

i still ship shintare/altnowa/vesmachi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354357
it was always okay to talk about stars jp, some incels have just been spamming shit every time they're brought up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354161
This is all it takes to bring the Altnowa shippers back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354357
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354357
it's wild hearts. and talking about jpstars is fine during dead hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354257

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>>43354357
we've always liked Astel and stars JP /here/
dont listen to schizos that say otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354421
shota chasing another shota ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Its so weird seeing nowa interacting with the boys, I was worried for a while that something actually happened behind the scenes

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>>43354295
>>43354298
ch-chu...

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>>43354384
>responds
Aw we were doing so well

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>>43354391
based

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>>43354421
i fucking believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354391
other than the first one, absolutely tragic taste

[Anonymous No.]

Is this Astel supporting the cause?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354391
do you talk to your dad?

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>>43354472
Everything is possible without your meds

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Vesper never had a problem with Altare, of course he is bringing him up. It's the other way around. And I totally get Altare, when the old man ruins 4 of your projects and isn't even apologetic about it, I'd be pretty mad too

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>>43354472
Why is hlgg so boring and repetitive

[Anonymous No.]

GIGACHADMAN

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>>43354384
I used to think OG Astel was ugly but now I kind of miss it

[Anonymous No.]

Timestamp for Vesper mentioning Altare onegai? ToT

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>>43354508
>that
>og astel
Pardun

[Anonymous No.]

i hope altare rebuffs any attempts by vesper to collab again, i only like altnowa when it's angsty and toxic

[Anonymous No.]

so was it a collab ban?

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>>43354508
OG Astel is cute.

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>>43354513
It was by the last 10 minutes or so

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>>43354554
lol
lurk 10 years before posting

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>>43354497
please tell me in great detail so i know you're not just some catalog ape, how is any of these projects Vesper's fault. You sound obsessed.

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>>43354384
I want to eat his hair...

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>>43354558
*zooms in the gap*

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>>43354497
4?
and vesper having mental illness isnt exactly his fault

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>>43354497
Shut up dramafag, Altare has been mentioning Vesper the whole time people have been gossiping about their supposed fight. The narrative until right this moment was that Vesper hated or was avoiding Altare but now that he mentions him publicly it’s the other way around? At least keep your narrative straight.
t. Altventurer sick of this shit

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>>43354513
full context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goXesJ96E5c&t=2h13m28s

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>>43354542
This is Astel's original design. The train conductor look is his updated main design.

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>>43354020
It's actually because since kronii was violently abused by her father she's basically never had any good or reliable male figures in her life until she collabed with tempus, and vesper fufills the kindly non threatening reliable older male that doesn't demand repayment that kronii has always wanted in her life, another thing is that from pretty much every chick that I met that's wanted to be a man does so mostly cause they have no male to rely upon in their life so they decide the only reasonable course of action is to become that reliable male, however if the ever get a reliable close male in their life they usually give up on trying to be a man and I don't think kronii is any different from the examples I've seen(altho there are different types of ftm that have different reasons). So what I'm basically saying is that vesper saved kronii from becoming a tranny by being her own daddy shaped punching bag
But I'm also highly schizophrenic and not a professional psyche so feel free to disregard my rrat

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SHOTA OJI LOVE

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>>43354558
his hair reminds me of that one really old anime with the card game

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>shota dick cured Vesper
naruhodo

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>>43354668
That wasnt his og l2d though

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>>43354597
2 times with the podcast, the soul link, and the anniversary. Feel free to invent a way to deny how all of this is somehow not Vesper's fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354083
Now suddenly thinking about Altare when Altare already left him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354668
Anon, the Astel in >>43354384 is from the updated Live2D he got a little before his actual redesign.

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>>43354597
>how is any of these projects Vesper's fault.
podcast
>all the boys record their own
>vesper gets suspended
>vesper leaves to japan
>vesper goes menhera for 5 weeks
>podcast is forever suspended

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>>43354695
why do people forget magni and bettel's charm

[Anonymous No.]

So uh, I hope with this apex thing happening and the session they had last night, I hope Nowa is collabing with the boys soon.
Even if is just 1 on 1 or with just the HQ boys. I miss it so damn much.

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You fuckers REALLY need to stop biting bait, it's only gotten worse over time. This shit >>43353103
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
And you still bite. Sisters, I'd rather you fujo post instead as much as I am not into it

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>>43354197
>>43354201
>>43354224
Altnowa sister since debut here, I know it was fun but I think the NTR arc really rotted everyones mind here kek. Their dynamic didn't change much till the Japan arc, and while the collabs and podcast thing where a bit sus it was obviously because Vesper was not ok. It is true that Altare got more clingy with time and looked one-sided at times, but Vesper never stopped being the same as always. Lets just hope for the best brothers and sisters o7

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>>43354763
>inb4 le collab begging to invalidate it

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>>43354768
t. vestie hiding behind the commandment as if vesper wasn't the one who intially broke all the commandments first

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354761
because that would ruin the ship/drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354783
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354733
altare has already found a new father figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354761
They don't forget it, they just tunnel vision into their fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354674
good dick can do that

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Astel moaning.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Astel Yellow Buddha

[Anonymous No.]

Altare needs to get sandwiched between his two daddies, that’s all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354841
why isn't astel moaning?

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>>43354846
He found it funny

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>>43354552
Same, honestly. The only AltNowa angle I want to see is Vesper getting more and more jealous as he sees Shinri slowly succeeding in his attempt to win Altare's heart. Vesper trying to lure him out by talking about Minecraft collabs, an offcollab, etc. and Altare going "I don't know man, it's just I was up all night playing Fortnite with Shinri and...I kinda promised him we'd play FFXIV..."

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Why is astel

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>>43354780
i have to disagree, vesper started reciprocating less after the magnoir offcollab.

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>>43354722
>>43354748
When people say OG Astel I assume they're referring to the design and not the Live2D versions, especially when he turned his original design into another character.

[Anonymous No.]

>inb4 Nowa was actually entirely oblivious to Altare's hissy fit and thought things between them were fine all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354849
based
Altare being praised by two daddies like he deserves

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit it really isn't filthy catalog retards. Altventurers actually fucking hate Vesper's guts and blame him for everything under the SUN LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354910
Where did this one come from

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354886
>Altare's hissy fit
>hundreds of hours and hundreds of dollars put into assets for projects all wasted because one of the members goes rogue for 3 months and continues to ignore the other boys for an additional 2 months.
>just a hissy fit
battered vesties are cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>Astel inviting Ves and Flay to join him
least its not fortnite

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354865
why are you so petty and vengeful anon...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354910
They’re fujoposting Altnowa?

[Anonymous No.]

machina x flayon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354875
Not in my bed

[Anonymous No.]

WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354958
you’re embarrassing yourself, stop using the words “battered vesties” while posting because it’s obvious it’s the same person
t. altventurer fine with vesper and tired of you

[Anonymous No.]

Greatest collabs on 2022 only

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355003
shotacon whore...

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper said this is the best stream he's ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354903
vesper is altare's bottom bitch tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354662
>unprompted
altnowa ah ah ah T_____T

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355032
well he is blind as a bat :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355027

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355065
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354993
>will have his virginity taken on his first off-collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354993
rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354886
there's zero evidence that altare threw any kind of fit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354970
Petty and vengeful about my own fanfiction headcannon? You're aware AltNowa is fake, right? It's a story, and I like an angsty and dramatic plot. No one genuinely believes the real people behind the characters are in love.

[Anonymous No.]

only pussy cures wizardom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355032
He says a lot of overly exaggerated things. Every videogame is the best videogame in his life apparently. And so is every meme, the funniest thing ever. No idea why he does this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354964
oh god not a kusoge

[Anonymous No.]

>>43354878
Vesper barely reciprocated Altare's direct attempts since the beginning, it was always praising him behind his back and saying weird stuff when Altare wasn't there. Even after the off collab, he still talked about him and made references to him being his favorite, like wanting art of him in his PC and calling him beautiful and healing. Vesper and Magni are definetly closer tho, not denying that.

[Anonymous No.]

I still don't get why they laughed at the "a mug" thing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355126
petty and vengeful because you're clearly bitter about vesper "ghosting" altare, and want altare to ghost vesper just so that vesper can get his "just desserts."

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Shinri/Altare/Vesper collab where Vesper keeps getting cucked by Shinri and he's trying his absolute hardest to get Altare's attention...mmmm so tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>dramafags are so desperate they’re changing their stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355218
anon its a fujo fanfic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355246
vesper would barely talk like always anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355248
hm I thought they had that Gura daki and Vshoujo drama to latch onto. thats already dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355218
don’t take it so seriously sister it’s just shitposting. it’s just a funny replay of altare getting vesper stolen from him by magni during their offcollab

[Anonymous No.]

weird how he talks about the other boys but never shows it.

[Anonymous No.]

there really was no drama after all huh
it was all just femoid shipfags delusional fanfiction brainrot drilling deeper into their brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355246
plot twist, vesper and shinri end up falling for each other and leader is left alone again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355218
>he believed the fujo fanfic

[Anonymous No.]

axel syrios

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355318
while that would be juicy as fuck and tragic, id prefer two baras with their dominant twink top

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355318
b-based

[Anonymous No.]

>yeah, i'll start collabing with the Vanguard boy--
>HOLD ON DID A SENPAI FROM HOLOLIVE JUST SENT ME A COLLAB INVITE
>YABA DABA DOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355312
Join the ranks of the last bro tuber viewer and rid yourself of their brainrot, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355318
he has flay

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355246
the tragedy… the drama ToT it better end with altare getting doted on by his two DILFs though or i won’t be happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355218
I'm not at all? I'm talking about this as a fanfiction/shipping scenario. I said AltNowa is only interesting to me as a storyline if Vesper is suddenly longing for Altare and Altare ghosts him while falling in love with Shinri.

[Anonymous No.]

The game looks like a monhun clone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355350
ok fair that's pretty hot too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355424
it is
they probably only started development because world sold like hotcakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355218
Why are men like this

[Anonymous No.]

It sounds like twitter fandom sisters are fighting itt

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355396
flay is already going after vesper as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355424
looks pretty sick whats the name?

[Anonymous No.]

so this is why we're the most hated general on /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355312
>it was all just femoid shipfags delusional fanfiction brainrot
ALWAYS has been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355396
i can't wait for their zeno continuation and oping flay manages to drag altare into titanfall :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355483
you wish. call us when flay talks in depth about how altare is amazing boyfriend material and is just like an otome prince

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355420
having vesper be rejected like that would probably fulfil his humiliation kink as well, so everyone's happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355246
cocky leader makes it a contest to see who can make him cum. vesper has lost his touch and resorts to humiliating himself, the only tactic he knows that altare likes so much ToT

[Anonymous No.]

anons, watch me bite the bait

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper joined Astel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355565
how would he humiliate himself ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355582
ANON NOOOO IT'S TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO TAKE! YOU'LL CHOKE!

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER fake NOIR

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355584
Astel Leda is Vesper Noir's new Leda

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper/Astel impromptu collab

[Anonymous No.]

you know what Vesper needs?
he needs to do LSD to force himself into an extrovert

[Anonymous No.]

wtf he pulled a fortnite to hit that monster kek

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355498

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355565
*chu sniff lick*

[Anonymous No.]

watching flay and ves suport astel is so fucking cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355565
h-hot…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355711
Flay loves his senpais

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna say it. I reallt want Altnowa to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353271
my favorite rrat grows stronger with each day

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355691
Holy fuck 70 dollars wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355734
and I would love to tear flays little shota butthole

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355750
May I ask why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355598
dressing up like a whore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355761
>t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355775
Xe has deeprooted personal problems that Xe's projecting onto anime man that he's never spoken to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355786
>"h-here Altare...you liked it when I used to wear this one for you remem-remember? haha.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355246
Same sister. Just imagine.
"Wow, amazing shot Shinri!"
"Shinri made the most amazing chilli during our offcollab! I don't think anything could ever match it."
"Oh sorry dude, don't need any help with my PC, Shinri rebuilt my computer for me too!"
"Sorry man, we were playing Minecraft together so much that I'm kinda tired of it"
"Shinri and I are gonna have a VR fishing collab after - sure you don't wanna come?"

[Anonymous No.]

this fucking dude

[Anonymous No.]

He's losing his mind...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355775
Because none of it elicits anything from me. Not a response or a single twitch, it all feels so forced. It was forced 5 months ago, and it feels still forced and pathetic now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355786
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355775
I hate ships

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355844
reminds me of that one piece tranny with the goose thing, what's he called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355856
t. almondsister

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355824
uuooooohhhhh ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355844
The last straight brotuber...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper Astel doesn't know what OC means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355909
he does now

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355844
>I should have listened to the potion seller

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355856
uh if you're apathetic about it why do you want it to die so badly? that's such an ott response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355909
EOP brain pls understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355835
THE DRAMAAAAA TOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355535
Exactly. That's what makes it even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>reads vespers comment
>yeaaa naruto yea yea…
Astelchama…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353271
What boy isn't /here/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355535
true vesper strikes me as the type that enjoys the chase

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355856
Are you a man by any chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355882
can you not bring almond into this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355963

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355931
So we can respect the rift between Altare and Vesper. They're clearly not on great terms. Let's not be degenerates for one second and ship them unprompted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355988
This, I'm an empath so I know these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355530
altventurers are as insecure as their oshi kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356037
who can be mad at a face like that.....

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1627053939177984000

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355835
Oh god he's doing it on purpose... Vesper step up your game!! T_T

[Anonymous No.]

>Creates seethe simply by existing
>Somehow the most popular choice for pairings
How does he do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43353564
Magnoir is still as tight as magni's hole I'm so happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356090
>Vesper is a tribalfag

[Anonymous No.]

>funposting shipwars
>chatting about astels stream
/stars/... home...

[Anonymous No.]

Tempting slut…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356090
he's talking about me btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355856
I mean, you are entitled to your opinion sure. But if even vesmachi has his dedicated fans here, you are just gonna get angry at nothing. No one is forcing you to read fujopost dededesu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356065
you can't say that when vesper exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355454
imo it’s cute whenever I see an anon conflate reality and fantasy constantly while fujos just vibe in their fantasies
it’s a /mans/ staple for me at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356101
is he? i thought that was magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356039
>ship them unprompted
huh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356131
tell me. why does astel keep uratty next to him when he has other fat fucks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356162
anon, that's a yume

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356090
Cute but why is he using superlative this often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356037

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356101
What a slut

[Anonymous No.]

altnowachads are simple beings. we've been living off of small crumbs and subtle emotional cues

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356193

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356101
People seethe because they can't stop thinking about fucking him. It's his curse, and his blessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356193

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355984
Magni probably. He was a tumbler kid, they're like the exact opposite of people who hang around 4chan. I'm positive he's fully aware this place exists and people are talking about him but I strongly doubt he ever get the urge to seek it out himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356090
>committing idol faux pas so easily

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper is happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355805
>xe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356225
I can't decide if Axmag sisters or Altnowa sisters are more delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356225
good to know you're self-aware schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356193

[Anonymous No.]

For someone who wants a loyal and committed relationship Altare sure is a WHORE who strips and gives himself to any ojisan who looks his way!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356272
That’s you for thinking any of it is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356294
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356282
all shippers are schizos, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356282
All shippers are self-aware schizos, that’s the point chu~

[Anonymous No.]

i just want to know what happened to the vesper/axel anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356193

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356364
They went to japan

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare in a healthy relationship with Shinri thriving and being happy
>his ex Vesper starts texting him again
>Altare still having some feelings for the bastard falls into his temptation and meets up with Ves
>they fuck
>Altare comes back home to his loving boyfriend Shini while living with the slight guilt of what he did in a moment of weakness
t. the most sane shintare/altnowa shipper

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356128
The last straight brotuber viewer will not forget this insolence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356364
died of starvation

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356391
No...

[Anonymous No.]

nowa leering over flayon and astel swapping clothes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356364
it was one axel fan who went schizo after the japan arc i’m pretty sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356272
i dont like either but altnowa fujos seem more realistic about the dynamic. axmag fujos project weird headcanons onto the ship with no basis in reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356364
too many last straight brotuber viewers and they died off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356308
It's honestly amazing that men can post side by side with fujos every day and still not understand that we're writing exaggerated fictional scenarios and we're all well aware that none of them are real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356417
B-b-based

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356449
but enough about vesmachi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356364
Japan arc happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356449
None of it is realistic, it's all supposed to be for fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356417
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356417
FIC DOKO???

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop spreading rrats about Altare/Vesper/Shinri, we all know Altare is already engaged to Flayon and they'll be holding their marriage during their first off collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356424
at least we have evidence that axnowa have been talking

[Anonymous No.]

Here come the homoerotic fantasies that have absolutely nothing to do with the guys themselves woohoo can't wait to read through a couple hundred posts of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356471
>we're all well aware that none of them are real
>we're all
Okay that's too much kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356417
THIS IS HOT UGHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

just found out that axel has a normal human penis and not a massive red wolfcock, wtf you guys lied to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356506
At least post the gif anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356506
The only true post

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356554
Wait until you find out Shinri doesn't have a dragon dick, that made me fall off my chair

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356506
if flay got altare to moan like that on a normal stream imagine what he can get him to do on an off-collab ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43355963
Fun fact: Naruto is Astel's favorite anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356417
would that finally make shinri angry or would he still be a softie

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356554
h-how did you find out exactly.......?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356449
Seeing people describe Magni and Axel as “enemies to lovers” convinced me some Axmag shippers barely know who they are as people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356513
>reading them
why do you do that to yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356491
i'm aware, i'm also a fujo but at least with altnowa shippers they are self aware and some of their headcanons are exaggerated versions of what we've seen of altnowa in streams. with axmag, there's no resemblance to the boys at all except their names which seems kind of pointless

[Anonymous No.]

I fell asleep before the mixed round started, what were the best povs?
How did beloved male vtuber Towa do with his two zoomer teammates, Hakka and Aruran?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356604
still crazy he got him to do a sexy serial killer line and moan in the same stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356471
I'm a fujo myself but sometimes sisters can get carried away, that's how you get dumbass ship wars because people value their fictional pairings more than other people's boundaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356643
Wait when has there been enemies to lovers posts about axmag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356506
never forget the drawing stream o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356618
shinri finding out and snapping in anger and wanting to erase every last trace of vesper from altare’s heart and body ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356617
Naruto is fantastic. It did go to shit eventually, but the good parts are truly remarkable. It's a shame that people can't help but nitpick and shit on what's popular to appear smarter, because it'd be a lot more fun to instead discuss the things they do right and why they became popular in the first place.
It's not anywhere near my favorite, but I bet any of the mangakas I consider to be "much better" would give a leg to be able to come up with as many iconic characters as effortlessly as Naruto did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356417
Too fake, Altare hates cheaters and would never be one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356724
What does that korean say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356417
shinri doesn't deserve this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356753
>I love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356753
"i love you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356506
but almond are already married...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356659
I have to say that this confuses me, can you explain a bit further? I understand if you don't want to bother but you made me genuinely curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356807
UOOOOOOOOOOOH ToT altmachi marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356253
>I strongly doubt he ever get the urge to seek it out himself.
Where else is he going to get porn of himself? Unless one of the other boys sends him all the porn in these threads through discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356816
i'm sorry anon but magni got married to vesper during their off-collab and had a whole night of drunk steamy sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356643
yeah that's the thing. all fujoposting is for fun/not real but i don't get the point of shipping if you're going ooc to the point that the characters and dynamic are totally unrecognizable. i guess axmag shippers just really like their models or something

[Anonymous No.]

You're all sluts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356917
>Liking Magni only for his model

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356684
the next stream is gonna be even better when the story of the game just started to pick up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356682
Your male vtuber helped Hakka from being bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356947
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

PLEASE DO NOT USE MY MAMA FOR YOUR KEK FANFICS WHAT DID MAMA DO TO DESERVE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356659
Axel chooses to speak about Magni 90% of the time if he mentions the boys ever, he used to talk about Magni's dumpy all the time and Magni loves drawing Axel and teasing him. It's enough for fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356417
>>43356506
>>43356816
>>43356900
what is this telenovela... ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356643
pretty sure the enemies to lovers prompts are from the sasunaru comparison

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356749
>altare hates cheaters
true
>and would never be one
kek, boy is a hypocrite menhera so insecure he would fuck whoever buttered him up enough with validation and praise

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356900
>Got married
Vesper never tied the knot tho, that’s the tragedy. He will fuck Magni and then go be free to the mountains…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356917
Seeing Axmag shippers depict Magni as some whiny tsundere uke who needs Axel's alpha seme cock is so fucking funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356900
bettel confirmed that almond are his dads though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356726
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357021
what if he inserted his knot into magni? what then huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356944
UOHH ToT THEY NEED CORRECTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356917
Just remember that Magni was the one who wrote and read out his fanfic where he meets Axel, kisses and fucks him all night, and is irreversibly damaged by his death. You can't get too mad at Axmag shippers when Magni is one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357005
Don't forget that Magni is also a divorcee, I still look back on the golden days of chupado...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357035
Is Magni not a whiny tsundere bottom though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356988
wait when did 4chan start autochanging cu ck into kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357035
the top/bottom thing is just a preference, but magni does present himself as a tsundere especially in relation to axel, so i'm not seeing the wildly ooc aspect there

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357013
he is insecure but he refuses compliments, it would be hard to butter him up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357064
magnui my beloved :3

[Anonymous No.]

reminder to do your playlist reps during dead hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357119
newfagchaama

[Anonymous No.]

Noooo I dont want pissper to collab with the boys again, we were having a good time without him

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357114
but they literally had couples counseling today in the apex tourney and reconnected

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357097
Not to forget that Axel brings up dying for/in front of Magni frequently. He literally want to be Zack and for Magni to be Cloud

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356947
his design, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357005
the average /MANS/ experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357117
axel is x100 whinier than magni, it’s not even close

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357155
o7 almost forgot. thanks karaokemite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357005
/mans/ fujos at their prime

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356742
Yeah, Naruto has its flaws, but the characters are so endearing, and it has a lot of really amazing moments. I've watched a lot of anime, but there are still so many scenes from Naruto that are firmly embedded in my memory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357005
>>43357114
>ghost of magni's ex still haunts him and wants him back
I'd watch this series

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357189
it's just not the same anymore tho

[Anonymous No.]

Please tell me you guys are just funposting and not actually having a "this ship makes more sense than this ship so this other ship should not exist" shipwars right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357162
i dont use that word often and only shitpost on vg and vt gomenasorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357204
Axel is a self-professed brat tamer, I can't see him playing the bratty tsundere uke role.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357117
If you take the flanderization of him, sure. But I think most people forget even lore-wise Magni is a competitive, self-centered, and powerful alchemist (even if self-proclaimed). It's not interesting for me at all to reduce him to a whiny tsundere bottom that I've already seen a quadrillion times

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Flay's stream today is only gonna be an hour long because he cannot overlap Ina's 3D debut.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want Altare to stubbornly try sucking Shinri’s massive dragon cock and get lots of soothing headpats and reassurance when it triggers his gag reflex too badly for him to continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356900
No they didn't. Vesper is a WHORE that's afraid of committment. That's why Altare was able to lock that ass down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357325
We have actual Axmag schizos in these threads unfortunately. Sad to see!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43356742
>Naruto is fantastic.
Jesus fucking Christ the absolute state of this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357012
yeah but magni said that in relation to axel being the destressor to magni being tightly wound. magni also called begni narusasu / sasunaru today but no one would call them an enemies to lovers dynamic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357360
Hot ToT Shinri would be so patient and loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357357
thanks considerateanon! i completely forgot. would have been disappointed in the moment if i didn't know in advanced

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357325
we are always serious here anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357357
that's good to know, i'm not fond of duolingo

[Anonymous No.]

hey, straight brotuber watcher is passing by here, how is it going itt outside... oh nevermind,
See ya during stream /mans/! Have fun fujos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357097
wait when proof timestamp qrd

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357461
______chu_______

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357360
the bottomtare fujos are actually the most delusional of all

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357357
Does that mean Bettel's will too or does that not apply to menshi?

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>>43357473
Magni menshi rp anon, you are missing out

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>>43357325
lurk more and find out chu~*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357495
Not sure

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>>43357357
damn another short stream

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/astelleda/status/1627062761976131586
ASTEL LOVE

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>>43357360
Finally someone is adding value to this thread.

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>>43357356
that’s the appeal, someone so self-centered and competitive reduced into tiny mess~

[Anonymous No.]

I want fujos to have fun time instead of arguing about ships they don't like...

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel Sims 4 in 10 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8MSWhETAk

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>>43357356
His competitiveness and arrogance is why it's fun to see him submit, though. And you can be competitive and powerful but still take it up the ass, they're not mutually exclusive.

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when will bettel play good video games

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>>43357325
Do you really believe it isn't funposting?

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>>43357493
I like him topping too, but he folds at pressure way, WAY too easily for me to ever see him as a permatop like some people do. He also has that massive praise kink…

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>>43357594
let them have fun. Deep down they know that it doesn't matter

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>>43357635
I literally have no idea, I'm sorry I'm autistic

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>>43357624
wolfquest is coming next week anon. patience

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>>43357567
>astel
>get a lot of sleep

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>>43357495
It doesn't apply to menshi, Altare has streamed members over events before

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>>43357493
gomen i actually think some like altare deserves to be loved and spoiled in bed

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>>43357624
when will magni play good games?

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>>43357640
>altare
>folds at pressure

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>>43357667
*chu* it’s okay anon we’re bickering a bit but it’s all in good fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357663
This is what actual delusion looks like

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>>43357640
>conflating top/bottom with dom/sub

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>>43357679
the no overlap only applies to new member and 3d debuts, altare has overlapped birthdays and irys redesign which is basically an outfit so bettel's might get cut short

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>>43357679
>events
it only applies to debuts and 3D debuts anon. not birthdays or other events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357512
NOOOO I JUST CANCELED MY MEMBWRS LAST MONTH CUZ I AM A POORFAG AND LOST MY JOB SO I HAVE NO INCOME AND NO MONEY

[Anonymous No.]

>>43357695
Thank you for comforting me, chu~

[Anonymous No.]

genuinely appreciative of all the straightbros that leave funny passerby comments when us fujos take over with our ship talks, i would chu every chillbro if i could.

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>>43357691
Uh… yeah. He’s a huge softie. I’ve been watching him since debut and I know he plays up the “haha I’m a serial killer” thing but he’s really considerate and often the first person to fold if someone else is stubbornly holding out.

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I ship everything and anything. I get crumbs everywhere and am always well fed.

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>>43357663
zetaxel bro... someday you'll get your crumbs...

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>>43357691
Yeah, I'm not sure what that anon is thinking either. That's definitely not true. Altare is the most stubborn man alive. He games poorly under pressure, but no one can convince him to do something he doesn't want to do.

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>>43357712
that goes for a lot of the arguments in this thread, wish the fujos with preferences would just admit they like their oshi topping/bottoming because that's what makes them horny, instead of trying to make a substantive case based on personality traits

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>>43357769
Anon you missed a literal axmag fic from Magni himself, I am so sorry...

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>>43357769
It's only Axel when it's platonic, when chat picked the romantic option it shifted to a faceless character

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>>43357097
He said several times that his lover in the RP was not Axel but a different person. However, I cant deny that Magni is the biggest Axmag shipper.

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>>43357705 (me)
forgot picrel

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>>43357769
magni would've wanted you to not ruin your life over one menshi anyways

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>>43357807
You are based and I wish I had your attitude but alas I am autistic

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You guys are all taking out of context what Magni said in his rp lmao. I say this as an axmag main.

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>>43357681
i can see him powerbottoming but altare is too much of a control freak to be the blubbering submissive bottom bottomtare fujos depict him as

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>>43357807
based fujostacy

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>>43357807
holy based

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CLWON TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8MSWhETAk

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>>43357797
I am straight bro yet I also participate in the fujo posting, because even though it does not entertain me personally, I love seeing people getting passionate and happy about something

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>middle of my jack off session
>bettel starts streaming
for fuck sake..

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>>43357805
he's a softie but he is actually beyond stubborn even if it ends up fucking him over in the end, like his car lol you can just say you want him to get fucked

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JESTER ON THE TELLY

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>>43357904
You can't blame them, Magni wrote a love scenario with a character that could have very well been Axel

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQkkQ-Zf5sU
What the hell is that stream title?

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>>43357969
I know right, I can't edge to him either
It all just comes rushing out

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>>43357969
just keep going

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>>43357848
Right, It's not Axel. The character is just optimistic like Axel, bruteheaded like Axel, muscular like Axel, eats and drinks like Axel...

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Tempus should have an RPG game with support system fire emblem style where you could let any ship you want turn canon

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>>43358011
vesper watched the magni valentine's chocolate-making stream with great interest

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>>43357969
How long do you jack off for? Hours?

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>>43357969
jack off while listening to his voice :)

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>>43358011
I can fix him

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>>43357919
what if i think he’s a control freak and not blubbering or submissive but still want him to bottom and allow himself to be pampered and loved like that

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I'm tired of seeing this troon every time I read chat at the beginning of a Tempus stream

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Bettel.....

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>>43358050
Yes.

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>>43357904
>the romantic option is still a "he", and is literally a description of acel

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>>43357969
what is this edging >>43353835

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>Vesper, Magni, and Bettel talking and playing Fortnite all night

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MY FAVORITE JESTER STREAM WOOOOO!!!!

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FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE

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>>43358091
Holy stereotype, why do they all look like that

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>>43358052
Yeah? You last 1 minute in bed?

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>>43358091
You can just block people in chat and move on you know.

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BASED BETTEL

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>>43358196
Doesn't your dick like get raw?

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>>43358091
this is the guy that you rp with in /mans/

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>>43358128
why does vesper only hang out with white people

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i wonder if flayon's and hakka's romance will develop more in the sims

[Anonymous No.]

>>43358052
every man has jacked off for 3+ hours at least once

[Anonymous No.]

he's an alcoholic...

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>>43358267
just like me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw no more overlay

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>>43358252
he is a black(noir) man in a white man's world

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>>43358267
Pretty sure half of Tempus are at this point

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>>43358257
Bettel will keep cockblocking them....their love will never be...

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>>43358196
Are you depressed or do you edge yourself like a slut

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>>43358259
Do you cum more than once or do you just edge the whole time?

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>>43358252
Uncle tom

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>>43358287
HE'S LISTENING
or at the very least his manager is listening

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>>43358287
oh wow i just noticed

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>>43358294
his come hither eyes...

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>>43358287
BASED

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>>43358288
no...i want them to love...

[Anonymous No.]

Is Sims just Rimworld but boring?

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>>43358287
Tis a good day indeed

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I was asleep during the APEX collab and only know that there was some chaos due to lack of prep can someone please give a QRD on what happened

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[Anonymous No.]

>hakka is stealing

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>>43358363
they are!! they are in love!!!!! don't listen to bettel's schizo sim world! it's not real! shota mechabird is eternal!!!!!

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>>43358252
tourists arent even trying anymore

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FLAYON DONT PUT YOUR ASS LIKE ASS YOU'LL GET RAPED

[Anonymous No.]

>YOU JUST KNOW

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OOOOOOOO WEEEEEEE

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>>43358390
>his oshi mark isreal

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>>43357807
Congratulations on having no taste or standards

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>>43358409
magni is a white girl

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Bettel is going to get kidney stones

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel 2 is his girlfriend

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>>43358461
yeah, me

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https://youtu.be/tAtaIZD0Ebs

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>>43358380
from the girls side they had to restart multiple time because the retards don't know how to land, on mixed side they had to restart because astel accidentally killed temma. the even was fun overall though

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>>43358461
his brother is his gf? ToT uoh

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>>43358294
>>43358217
Is jacking off something that you routinely do like brushing your teeth so you want to end fast? Most people jack off for the pleasure, and I don’t want it to be done so fast. I usually prepare the porn or fantasy before hand then start slowly and then speed up along with the scenario until the climax. If you do it right your dick will stay hard along the whole session

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>>43358442
sims 4 facial expressions are pretty funny

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>>43358488
>spoiler
I take back everything about the girls being better than the boys at games KEK

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>>43358528
They're so fucking ugly

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I thought flayon had puked on himself but it was just paint...

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>>43357875
Did you find a new job yet nodoka?

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>>43358025
Its not my words, it his. But deep down I know that he was thinking about him while writing the character.
To be honest, it didnt make any sense to me why would he even think about including an "Axel" route in a "Valentines" RP while also having other guildmates that he depicted as background characters. It just mean that he's the most special to him and he would probably would like that

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>>43358528
>>43358591
If sims were actually cute I would get so addicted to that game

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I wanna see the taboo twincest sex between Bettel and Bettel 2 ToT

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What he just said you'll literally never hear from any hololive member
based
sorry for bringing it up

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>>43358528
they should allow a mod where you can replace the models with any anime model you want so the talents can just import their 3D into the game

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>>43358528
this image never fails in making me laugh

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>>43358732
What?

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>>43358675
I hadn't even thought about this. Why did Magni make the pov have a possibility to be Axel's in a VALENTINE'S rp

[Anonymous No.]

bettel is a FILTHY HOMEWRECKER

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>>43358809
hey its not Bettel's fault that mortimer doesn't love his wife

[Anonymous No.]

why is bettel making everyone sad

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FLAY IS SAD BC YOU SEPARATED HIM FROM HAKKA BETTEL REEEEEE

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>>43358690
There is a cute Sims game but it's not like this

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/nyaningisa2/status/1627069205081391106

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>>43358982
the infamous crying twerking magmite....
also T-T

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>>43358781
That was actually my first reaction. The guy must have feelings for him, or at least thats what its giving me. That, or someone like axel is his ideal type

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Magni uuuu

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>>43359160
T_T i miss magni..... wait ..... magni is looking a bit different than usual

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>>43358675
the level of delusion.

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>>43358675
>But deep down I know that he was thinking about him while writing the character.
even on valentines day we get cucked

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>>43359275
it's just funposting... i hope

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>>43358947
jeeez, I completely forgot about this one....

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>>43358675
That's what I meant by my initial reply. Saying the character isn't Axel is just paying lip service to Magni. Anyone who isn't being purposefully obtuse understands that that character is Axel in everything but name.
Honestly, I think that Magni just likes the "opposites attract" aspect of Axmag, and it's been obvious since debut. The whole coiled/uncoiled talk a few days prior was almost a warning kek

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my heart is cramping up thinking about flayon i love him.... i love his autism........ only one hour of flay stream today.... im ngmi

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>>43359282
Magni blew me a kiss specifically on Vday so I'm good

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>>43359148
>That, or someone like axel is his ideal type
It's also possible that he just admires those traits and wishes he was a bit more like him. I do too.
t. straight male

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>>43359326
It's schrodinger's Axel.

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>>43359275
What part of that is delusional ignoring the spoilers?

[Anonymous No.]

Everybody talks to Shinri for advice

[Anonymous No.]

WENCH DETECTED

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>>43359325
Flay Flayy...beloved....

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>>43358690
It was more possible in Sims 3, they made them much more exaggerated and goofy in Sims 4. I think an anime styled sims would be kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>43359326
>Magni just likes the "opposites attract" aspect of Axmag
I believe this as well, their characters have fun ship dynamic, with a flair of angst from both of them

[Anonymous No.]

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>>43359160
I thought this was real cosplay for a second there

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel really just asking Mortimer to fuck him

[Anonymous No.]

>OOoooOOOH Fuck me~
It fit, but man that's going to be a fun soundpost out of context

[Anonymous No.]

What is wrong with Bettel's Sim? Why is he so fucking sad all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43359632
Cause it's Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43359326
I need whatever this anon is on

[Anonymous No.]

>>43359632
ti's a projection of his real self

[Anonymous No.]

>>43359632

[Anonymous No.]

>>43359632
The Sims is extremely realistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>43359632
he made himself evil, which is stupid

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43359326
I know I just like to lie to myself kek. Again, I admit that he's the biggest Axmag shipper in this universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43359365
I think Magni has said that he admires how positive Axel is and how world hasn't turned him bitter yet, unlike himself who has become cynical. So yeah, but who wouldn't like to be more like Axel though

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>>43359160
What the fuck

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>>43359326
that's why magnoir could never work, they are too similar.
i would've said the same thing about begni but magni tried to shoehorn them into sasunaru/narusasu today too kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43359325
What about duolingo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43359160
looking like a k-pop star

[Anonymous No.]

>>43359762
Did he say who would be who? I can't see Bettel as Naruto or Sasuke

[Anonymous No.]

>>43359579
kekking at these