/Uoh/ - Uoooooh Global

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Post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers, from the largest corpos to the smallest indies.

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SNIFFA

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I cast the anti-faggotry blessing on this thread
Anyone being a faggot after this point will enjoy a eternity of hell

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>>43293135
Spell broken after only 1 post, impressive

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post the daki

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>>43296117
Cute but I will buy multiple Shondo dakis instead

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>>43296117
She is a good ally for the cause.

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>>43295544
Not a fan of the style, first thought seeing the picture was it looks like Shion, not Gura. At least they drew her flat

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>>43295544
armpits erotic

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>>43296117
>>43295544

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would you?

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>>43297026
Did you AI upscale this image?

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>>43297075
>chubby
YES! I hope she comes back soon

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>>43297075
hate this artstyle desu

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Damn, Elliebros look like this?

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>>43297509
speak for yourself, I like it

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>>43297075
would split in half with dick
>>43297509
what don't you like

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>>43297920
>>43297925
no appeal

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>>43297882
wtf Ellie I DMed you my picture in confidence

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>>43297882
STOP DOXXING ME

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>>43297920
The face on this one is way better, the last one was grotesque.

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https://spacehey.com/ryouhi
good lord

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>>43295544
>>43296117
I'm so happy bros.

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>>43297994
good thing he's versatile. I like it personally, looks unique compared to everything else posted

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>>43298193
This is giving me some myspace vibes

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Dude, I felt assaulted. A girl sniffed me.

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>>43298096
>found the anti

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>100 gift subs
Holy shit I kneel

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she found the uber groomer!

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>>43299036
I assume he's here, thanks anon you're a good lad

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>>43299036
and anonymously

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>>43299079
It was anonymous, it's the opposite of groomer behavior

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what a chad

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Wonder if it's the same guy always dropping massive gift subs on Shondo

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Holy fuck this is next level grooming I can't believe this.

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she's literally mindbroken

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Anon you're killing her

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>>43299501
She's gonna die of a heart attack

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>penor on stream
well it was fun while it lasted

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$500 for a loli golden shower doesn't sound that bad of a deal

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>50~ viewers
>130~ followers
>oil baron drops 100 subs

>I still manage to dodge
I am an such absolute pro ninja, holy shit I am so good.

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>>43300283
how the fuck

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>>43300283
Holy shit anon what have you done to get that kind of karma?

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>>43300283
Were you talkin in chat?

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>>43300283
I got one and I wasn't even watching the stream

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>>43300488
I haven't talked in chat ever and I got one

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>>43300488
you can get them without ever talking on chat or even watching

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>>43300754
Yeah that's how it works
Twitch ranks you by how likely you are to sub (Are you a active chatter? How much do you watch? Did you sub to anyone else?) and then deranks you based on that.

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>>43296117
Wait, how does her tail work? It's going up her back

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>>43300488
NTA but I've gotten gift subs without talking before

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>>43300283
whats your name?

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>>43300926
Jebediah

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ban poppy please

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>>43300926
Groomer3000

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>>43300926
Not gonna namedrop myself, I will keep dodging these gift subs.

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>>43301032
Leave your username so she can thank you helpful advice like that
It's a great grooming opportunity!

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Hey Ellie you should say nigger onstream its funny
- Bees0p

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>>43301032
I'll leave sorry

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>>43301234
If you leave you'll embolden this schizo so no go back right now.

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>>43293135
better luck next time

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>>43301234
>poppy likes me more than she likes ellie
and you guys said being an anti doesn't pay off

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Bonnie stream
https://twitch.tv/laranbonnie

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>>43301032
no, we like her here

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>>43301717
Got the wrong door cottonhead, Lolita Clothing Club is two blocks down.

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>her dad is also a cchad
based

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>they were looking right at him

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dad... gomen...

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>>43302419
uoh

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Pippa showing loli nipples on stream...

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>>43297075
she's so fat! Yes, I want to mating press the fat rat loli

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>>43302608
She has some nice cunny figures.

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>lily playing halo again
welp skipping this stream too

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>>43303107
is she streaming with the concrete wall dude again?

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>>43303165
yes which is why I'm skipping it

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>>43303195
oof, hard pass

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we're going for a walk Ellie bros

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>>43303374
he's just like me

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>>43303165
who is he

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>>43303673
starjadian

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>>43303673
groomer who made it

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>>43303673
starjadian, a guy with about as much charisma as a bowl of stale oatmeal and makes watching lily an absolute drag. I'd rather she stream with anyone else

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>>43304117
>I'd rather she stream with anyone else
I'd rather her get a boyfriend and watch the cucking streams than him honestly

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>>43304256
let's not get ahead of ourselves

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>only 500 dollars to marry a 2view
I should invest into this retard

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>>43304321
NTA but as far as negative charisma guy is involved, yeah I agree with him

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>>43304321
He really is that bad
Last time he tried making jokes and make the stream fun and he'd ignore it or tell her to shut up

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>>43304545 (Me)
she tried making jokes*

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ellie has a very cute laugh

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how do i poach autistic loli gf before she finds out that she can get groomed by other losers like me for money

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>>43305045
have more money

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>>43305045
forgot to mention (legally)

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>Lily has collabed with every retard in existence
>not with Shondo
Honestly crazy.

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I want to die

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>>43305672
Almost as if its not up to her who Shondo collabs with.

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>>43305700
If you commit suicide, how are you gonna eat food and play video games?

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>>43305672
All her other collabs have been great, even the TTS monkey one was ok
It's just this one retard

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>>43305672
shondo and lily kind of stream opposite hours so even though they want to I figure it's difficult to arrange

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>>43305833
More importantly, how are you going to enjoy cunny?

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>>43305899
i unironically loved the TTS monkey

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10

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>>43295544
ToT

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wake up

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>>43310415
But it's midnight

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>shondo Redebut is 2 weeks away
I'm hyped bros

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There's been a lot of talk about grooming, a lot probably joking, but bros trust me, NEVER peek behind the curtain
There's nothing there other than despair
>she's different, that won't happen to me, other anons were just unlucky
I thought all that and never listened to all the warnings I saw, but I learned the hard way that it's never worth it
I'll probably get dismissed the same way I did, but I hope that someone will listen, please listen

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>>43311813
sorry I'm still going to make shondo happy no matter how hard and we're gonna raise a family so she doesn't off herself when hers no longer needs her

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>>43311813
You're just trying to keep Shondo for yourself. I'm going to marry her and give her the happiness she deserves.

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>>43311813
Yeah Its hard to form real relationships with online creators, generally they have a to lie a lot just to keep themselves safe which can really hamper any sort of friendship you want to have with them when you put the pieces together. Generally you're "friends" with their online personality not their actual self which is not something I'd argue is a friendship
It's probably different for 1view girls like Ellie because she hasn't been burnt yet but creators like Shondo even without her trauma's would never let anyone actually get close to her if she was smart which she probably isn't so try your best fellow groomers

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>>43304545
Man's a personality black hole. What a way for a potentially great series of streams to be ruined.

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>>43312306
The problem is that if you succeed you sign up for a friendship with their online persona thinking sure, some things are exaggerated or acted out, but then get burned by a completely different person
It's happened to me with 1views and 3views alike
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>>43312131
It's comforting that Shondo is extremely unlikely to let anyone really peek behind the curtain, otherwise the magic would be gone

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>>43312581
he sucks because he acts like he knows everything, guy needs a kick in the head

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu7P7Gom3tc
Kiki is playing Megaman

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>>43312671
Yeah I was speaking from experience with someone of shondo's level on youtube so I would assume big name creators know better than to let their persona slip up unlike newer 1-3 view streamers.

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>>43311813
This, support your oshis from afar anons, but keep away. Focus on bettering yourselves, don't fall for the meme of thinking you'll be able to become their friends, this is incredibly rare, and more often than not you'll just be dropped on a whim

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>>43313097
3views means 3 digit average viewers, Shondo was a 3view until recently
It's happened to me with people that really aren't that smaller than her

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>>43313145
>and more often than not you'll just be dropped on a whim
If I knew my oshi would be willing to do this I'd drop her on the spot.

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>>43313509
they all are anon, this is why I'm saying enjoy from afar, don't get involved

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>>43313509
That why you should never try

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>>43312306
I think your mistake is thinking shondo is uniquely dumb for a chuuba

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Gura is helping us break the spirit of the normalfags.

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>>43313687
>they all are anon
Well, you've given me all the reason to try. And if it happens I'll catalog everything and show it to everyone.

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>>43313444
I meant Shondos level on youtube as in her asmr stuff, its why I'm saying creator instead of streamer when referencing her and the other girl I'm being vague because I just don't want to name the girl sorry for the confusion

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>>43313803
All you're going to accomplish is ruin your own enjoyment of vtubers
No one will believe you when you show them, you'll just get called an anti and a schizo
Vtubers are meant to be a fantasy, just enjoy the fantasy

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>>43314039
Mate you're still watching vtubers, despite the apparent crushing blow to your spirit.

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>>43314215
I just like cunny, man
You really think watching vtubers is a requirement to be in /vt/?
I don't even watch Shondo

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This general gets worse and worse with every day

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>>43314419
Lol, it's honestly a little sad. I thought I would never see that shit again after another vtuber general, however that one be the case. It's all fun and games until a few guys get close, then it becomes even more unusable after it all gets found out. I can only hope vtubers them selves try not to play into the shitposting if they are /here/. It will fracture /uoh/ to a crazy amount.

Just make sure to report and ignore all the low quality posts. giving attention to bait is not worth it.

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Ellie please stop doing forced giggle every other word it hurts to listen to

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>>43316122
Shut up it's really cute

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>>43316219
It's unbearable anon find someone better to groom

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>>43316668
I'm not even grooming her, I just lurk
Why don't you find someone less cute if that's your thing?

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https://twitter.com/lilyhops/status/1626844492241285120
Feedback matters

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>>43317977
I almost feel bad for her