/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Table for Two Edition

Last thread: >>43221975

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>43233864
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43233864
Frames:
>live
Axel - Burger Bistro Story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g553HkQU_p4
Magni - Kuukiyomi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KXzwm6Ou-0

>upcoming
Shinri - Zatsudan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FClQiv_0azY
Shinri - Signalis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocWbjFzOzic

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jfc the zetaxel in his tags...
>>43233864
sauce: https://twitter.com/maya_duka/status/1626137786201026561

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>>43233900
in the name of josuijisus, amen

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>>43233900
Amen

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>>43233900
AMEN

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>>43234058
>spoiler
I hope that person gets blocked by them both

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>>43233900
CAN I GET AN AMEN MAGNATION

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Wakey egg and bakey is such a good name for a sandwich

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>>43233900
AMEN

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>>43233900
>>43234311
AMEN

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Drinking dingo piss

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Would you kiss the cute holostars pilot if you had the chance?

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>>43234383

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>>43234525

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Why does this game end on such a sad note

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>>43234525
YES!!!!! KISSKISS FOR FLAYFLAY!!! mwah mwah!!

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>>43234525
Yes!

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>45 minute stream

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HE HATES IT

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>>43234423
Tempiss is real

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>Tempiss burger

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>>43234525
The only bad tempus

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>>43234561
to guilt trip you for not being more considerate

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magnis a cute hopeless romantic and sappy despite the tsundere act...
magyumes how are we feeling

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>>43234423
>Magmites have a piss fetish
>Axelotls have a piss fetish
THEY ARE

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ISREAL

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>second in command level
CANON

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>>43234525
YES

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lol

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>second in command level
he really is leader's right hand man

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>>43234699
If you didn't know that already you aren't a magyume

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>>43234699
We already know that, that's why we can't leave

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>>43234766
>>43234763
>>43234781
>>43234784
Almond duo is too strong

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>>43234525
mwahmwahmwahmwah

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>QUICK THINKING IS TIED FOR TOP
yet again, proves he was the one to save monkey flay

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>>43234745
toilets

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>>43234785
>>43234789
Magyumes...

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>>43234699
I'm in hell (I love him)

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>>43234525
yes! yes!
i used to be into ikemen only but flay is so so cute.
i want to cuddle him and be topped by him

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I did not expect Axel to have this much fun with this game

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BASED /HERE/

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Sugoi, magni paypig...

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stalling until the one hour mark huh?

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T4 attentionwhore

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He loves us!

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>>43235013

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>>43234525
GIV ME FLAY FLAY KISSESSSSS

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KEK

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He fucking hates us.

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>>43235171
>>43234839
>>43234772
I am convinced these are the same anon

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He's so proud of the rp, cute

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>>43235276
He should be, he did a great job on it

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look at my beautiful boy

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>>43235268
No, I Love my Flay Flay and also like to MWAH him

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>>43235268

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>you've seen me bigger before
Nice try, magni. You can't trick me with those camera angles

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>>43235371
He's so cute I can't take it

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MORI AND RIO ARE SHITTERS

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I just realized his ear piercings remind me of axolotl gills...

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>>43235475
Wrong tab?

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I looked away for 5 minutes what the heck happened

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>>43235486
THEY ARE

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>>43235486
what if the earrings were a way to become close to axel....

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I don’t anyone expected the team to do well

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>>43235536
No, Magni just said his Apex teammates (who are Mori and Rio) aren't gonna be good at Apex

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>Mori completely ghosted the practice
>Rio is a ghost
chupado bros, I don't feel so good

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>>43235536
>t. threadreader

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I hope that game wasn't as dull for him as it was for me. At least we get some zatsu at the end, because the game itself felt like waste of solo mag time.

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SHINRI ON THE TELLY

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>>43235608
Ok, I was watching Axel and waiting for Shinri, so I was going to catch the vod

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>>43235475
I'm not surprised at mori but is a jap male even allowed to be bad at apex

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I'm not up to date with the Apex tourney. What are the teams?

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>>43235699
I'm basically only watching to see Astel 1v3 with nowa in his backpack

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What the fuck was that noise on the background of Magni's stream?

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Ya boy ain't good at video games

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>>43235764
Probably adjusting in his recliner

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>>43235764
His chair?

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>>43235699
If i remember correctly, Rio is not the best gamer, as in general and it will be more hard considering he doesn't know much english

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>>43235764
the game bgm? or the mag gamer chair?

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CHUPADO CRUMBS

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>and then he'll laugh, very cutely
Awww he hasn't forgotten about chupado

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>>43235764
hes probably sitting on something again

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>>43235747
It’s just for the race though I don’t think Astel’s advantage will be that big

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>>43235699
His computer isn't that good

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>>43235787
I don't know why she joins t b h

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koi~nichiwa~~

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>>43235837
Yeah, me

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Sorry for the off topic but am I the one that can't enter Nyfco ? I enjoyed reading Anons comments about Tempus

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>>43235724

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>>43235837
yeah, a dildo

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>>43235268
Stop being jealous nigga

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>>43235764
>>43235819
Magni reclining...

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>>43235916
>putting the lady killers on the same team
randomizer my ass

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>>43235486
THE AXELOTL PRIME

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I wish the game didn't have a time so he can make a full rant about these situations

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Is it cringe if I bow a bit? I don't try to full on duck under but I usually lower my head slightly.

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i am unironically, unequivocally, the last straight /mans/ poster

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Out of Astel and Towa, who would be the most crack in Apex?

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>>43235787
its ok braphog, your SEEEEX makes up for it

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>>43236023
who cares

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>>43236023
yeah but then you look funny trying to go hunchback anon, just walk

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>>43235993
yeah no one is believing ollie

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>>43236062
Astel by far

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>>43236071
The man who has been ranting about it for ten minutes

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magni just end the stream

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>>43235912
Looks like it has been suspended by its servicer

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>>43236002
He was the first Axelotl

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>>43236045
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE

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>>43235916
I would watch team G if this was anything else but I can't watch apex

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>>43236108
No Magni rambling is some of his best content

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Lol maldni coping and seething

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>>43236045
I am right here

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>Goes on a 10 minute tangent about picrel

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>>43236062
Astel harassing entire lobbies with his B tier character after they ban him from playing anything better before he rolls over people is always hilarious to watch

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magni hates autists

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>>43236164
I just hope hakka chills for that, he gets a bit too extra when it comes to sempais. Especially since he's on the same team with Tower

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>>43236109
Oh.. sad

Thanks Anon

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>>43236256
He loves Bettel though

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>>43236268
They've had time to practice and get used to each other so he's probably burned past his initial yelling in excitement stage.

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Have you heard the whispers of Snailtare today?

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>>43236292
but bettel is literally him fr fr

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>>43235916
Team A and C may have the best communication of these groups.

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>>43236062
>>43236238
Astel inspired me to pick up mad maggie, he's so fucking good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-uubhdPoHw
https://youtu.be/PPaiqItrjE4?t=1272

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>>43236045
wrong again fucko

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hes so cute i love him

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>>43236098
oh yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL97XTikhzI

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Cute son
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1626449063964033024

[Anonymous No.]

>>43236342
No tempus members

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>heels
magni is a woman...

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>>43236358
>not posting the tower defense drill game
blasphemy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzdquNsQjiI

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>>43236062
https://files.catbox.moe/5zfoia.mp4
Sorry it's loud. I didnt make it.

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>>43236411
Oh shit

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>>43236411
tempus is the jobber guild.....

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>I have long legs
You don't say...

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>>43236457
I have no idea what I'm looking at.

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>it's japanese culture maguni, time to take off all your clothes!
AXMAG WW@

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>Magni thinks Axel will prank him with Japanese customs by saying he needs to take his clothes off right now
I don't know if he's projecting or what. A little cheeky nakedness I guess.

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AXMAG STAY WINNING

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>>43236619
maybe axel just wants to wrestle with magni :)

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>>43236619
>In Japanese culture you have to present your ass to the host Maguni

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>>43236390
>11 kills
>almost 3k damage
>falls off a cliff
kek

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>>43236408
Someone please play Titanfall with my brother

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I was just about to write how I love how they all use lo-fi Tied Together as their BGM now until one guy in the chat ruined it.

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DEBUT MONTH ANONS... WE'RE BACK...

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I'm home...

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/mag/niggas where you at?!

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This BGM, HOME

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SHINRI DONT YOURE GONNA SUMMON THE NUMBERFAGS

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We're back...

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>>43236817
magbros..it was a simpler time

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>me making it through Kuuki Yomi for Maglord

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we did it, the timeloop is real....

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>>43236597
I need to find the exact time stamp, but there's a moment in VSaikyo scrims, Astel was left playing solo and it's a complete cluster fuck. Someone clipped Astel's POV and juxtaposed it with ShibuyaHal who was doing commentary and completely missed out was happening while swapping views.

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>>43236971
We got a throwback zatsu after at least.

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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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HE'S MAGGING

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>>43236817
Hell yeah brother.

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HE'S MAGGING

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I miss the beginning of stream larps, the baby one was super fucked but I couldn't keep laughing.

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IKZ

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WHATS WITH THIS TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE

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IT'S WORKING, MAG HARDER

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This is why he hates us...

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>>43236817
Good times.

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HE HATES IT

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>shinri doesnt have a favorite music genre
is he ok

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>>43237072
That's the one that got him in trouble with the managers so he stopped shortly after

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>someone just said “spreadsheet confirmed” in shinri’s chat and he read it and laughed

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if only Vesper could revert back to debut

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>>43237066
yeah me

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he just died a little inside kek

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>>43237113
Its called being normal

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>>43237116
meant to quote >>43237055

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>>43237140

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Another cucking session....

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No... my sleep schedule...

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Magni is so stressed about the Apex thing kek

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>>43237131
kek. it made my jew nose light up in happiness when he read it and giggled.

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we thought we had the mag back.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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ENTER
MAGNI'S MALEWIFE

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ENTER

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Hoooooo weeeeeee

[Anonymous No.]

man I fucking love the clown

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ENTER JESTER

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ENTER SLUT

[Anonymous No.]

>Bettel gets to hang out with Magni all the time
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

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GET KEKED MAGYUMES KEK

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kek his teammates sucks

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>>43237171
Yeah no doubt, he still skirts the rules sometimes so I can get my dark humor laughs so that's cool

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>Mori bailing from prep work and relying on bullshitting tactics once again
>Rio is probably busy (fucking one of his many boytoys)
Magni is doomed.

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>>43237239
He got traumatized after yesterday shit kek

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THANKS COVER FOR TEMPUS VG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Cucked again

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>>43237140
that was the greatest pre-chat ever kek

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>>43237169
come on nigga dont tell me you dont have at least one genre or artist you gravitate towards

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>>43237302
and yet he felt bad for missing that meeting, let that sink in.

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magni loves his bros more than he loves the magmites

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they're so addicted to Valheim

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Ara, your solo magtime, magyume sisters....

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>>43237351
they deserve it

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HOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEE

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He gave you the tiniest bit of solo time and you fucks are complaining about getting cucked? Really? :(

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>>43237279
auditions are still open brother

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>>43237343
No I have many because listening to the same shit over and over gets fatiguing

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BETTLE NO

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>>43237364
It's so fun, I loved playing it with my bros into the late night hours...
>>43237381
I don't think they're gonna hire another Factorio Enjoyer.

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>>43237351
and that's a good thing

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>>43237307
To think they were selected randomly. How the stars aligned.

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>>43237423
that's nice and all but like
WHERE HALO??!

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if magnis happy I’m happy… even if it means less solo mag time… yes yes……… …

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>>43237351
good for them honestly

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>>43237365
That game sucked, I'd rather watch Magni do something more fun.

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>>43237351
No shit, he hated his fanbase for the first month of streaming and if I see all the hornyposting in this thread I would too.

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>>43237450
this anon's asking the real questions

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>mumbles a silly joke while in bed
Literally me frfr

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>>43237454
no.....the gif.....

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I LOVE THESE RETARDS

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>Magni's mood lits up when Bettel comes in
Eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh, magmites, what does this mean? Is he miserable if he's just alone with you?

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>>43237351
And I'm glad for that despite also being jealous about it
t. Magmite

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>>43237501
no gif. the still represents my sadness.

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these fucking idiots

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HOOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Bettel's laugh makes me want to pin him down and sexually harass him so badly

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>>43237526
He's too needy to solo stream with a bunch of faceless people in chat.

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>>43237569
HOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEE
the voices haunt my dreams but like
HOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEE

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>>43237526
he loves talking with others but talking to a chatbox filled with mentally retarded children just isn't the same

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>>43237526
You know these guys exist outside of steams right? This is just one percent of what they do every day.

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>>43237529
I'm the same I hate that it makes me like Bettel less...

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>>43236597
>>43236994 (me)
oh it was clipped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6ICBkN2uZQ

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>>43237526
I love it when Magni is happy talking with people he actually loves and enjoy hanging around with. Nothing makes me happier than knowing that my oshi isn't constantly suffering.

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I WANT TO GO TO BED YOU ADDICTS

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Maybe Axel could join..?

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>>43237612
....the parasocialness may not be a joke anymore anon-chama...

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i think magni wants to play valheim but he doesn't want to stream it idk

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>>43237680
I think he joined the apex practice thing

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>>43237676
Just take your phone with you to bed and leave the stream playing in the background.

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>>43237680
is axel's stream done/ can he play it on his company-issued computer?

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y'know
im beginning to think magni like valheim

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>>43237696
i mean leader has his morning stream, it might make altare too sleepy....

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Uhoh zoomie brain

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shinri is so fucking weird

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>>43237696
Part of me wonders if he is only worried about chat not liking it. I am not a streamer though and don't know if that would effect him.

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im just going to call him maldni from now on

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>>43237763
It's part of his charm

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>begni are into dark and darker
LES GOOOOOOOOO

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>>43237696
He wants to play but if they do they'll beat the boss, which he doesn't want to do without the boys, and he doesn't want to do off stream either

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>>43237381
Should I wait the full three months to resend it, or should I send another asap since they tweeted about auditions being open?

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>>43237689
I recognize that it's a me problem so it's fine. I think I'm just exhausted of Bettel because he has become the Tempus member I watch second most just because how many streams he and Magni share

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JUST FUCKING PLAY FORTNITE

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do NOT sleep
stay up
wait for magni

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>>43237526
The game wasn't that exciting and I was hoping the zatsu would focus on something besides the game.
My mood lit up when Bettel showed up too.

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>>43237763
isnt he so cute?>>43237751

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BEGNI HATES US!

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>>43237819
don't wait

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as a begni shipper i'm eating good

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HOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEE I LOVE VALHEIM HOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43237848
He can't, he switched addictions

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>>43237936
HOOOO WEEEEE YOU SAID IT BROTHER HOOOO WEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

NINTH MEMBER jim

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>>43237835
ah... no, it's understandable what you mean. like listening to a song you like to the point it doesnt sound as good.

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>>43237638
ShibuyaHal is such a jobber I can't believe he missed the whole fight lol. Maybe he figured the last player was left for dead or something. The amount of disgust Sumire had in her voice when talking about Astel's maggie awoke something in me that's for sure.

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Someone suggest Fortnite Creative

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THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

shinris zatsu right now confirming he really is perfect for altare

[Anonymous No.]

they're merging

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/become/bros...

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Shinri talking about how he'd instinctively end up holding hands with a ghost that stabbed him

[Anonymous No.]

why magni and bettel have Jerma and Friends vibe WTF

[Anonymous No.]

They need each other...

[Anonymous No.]

look at these codependent fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43235395
We all know how to use inspect element here

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You need to be more useful in chat, magmites...

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER IN CHAT

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ENTER UNCLE NOWA????????????

[Anonymous No.]

BASED VESPER

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Nowa...

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>>43237526
Hearing how hard Magni laughs at Bettel's shitty impression makes me so happy <3 Love seeing them having fun :) Love silly clown and happy alchemist

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ENTER

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BASED NOWA

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what happened..... how is this POSSIBLE??!

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>>43237848
No fuck off zoomie

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ENTER

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bettel, nowa and magni BEST FRIENDS??!

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magnoir... please... do your impromptu podcasts...

[Anonymous No.]

>dead air
Whoa kemosabe

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KEK

[Anonymous No.]

I know the rickandmorty bit is fun for them but it became stale so fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238057
Finally. An excuse to post this.

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Shinri wants a harem of ghosts...

[Anonymous No.]

tempus is growing flowers again

[Anonymous No.]

Without any BGM this feels like I'm a fly on the wall of a discord call where they're just chatting

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Bettel is a WHORE tempting his bros with his siren call

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Bettel wants to drag Shinri in so badly. Let mama do his little autismo zatsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238224
THE JERMATUBERS ARE REALLLLLL

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>>43238212
nah man i dont find it funny normally but them losing it makes it hilarious every single time

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>>43238212
I get it. But it’s like watching someone gain their first inside joke. It’s endearing

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IM GONNA CRY VESPERRR

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They're planning and organizing a cucking session right in our faces! AAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE MAGYUME SISTERS

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>>43238212
it's not the joke itself, it's the way they laugh so hard every time that's funny for me

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>>43238212
It has some extra legs because they're aware it's stale and repetitive now but they're losing their shit over every time so now it's an ironic inside joke.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this duo so much

[Anonymous No.]

T MINUS 7 MINUTES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y4cyBwrLTQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238340
Yumes are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

"Put the body down, let's go get some Nutella"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238340
BETTEL HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238340
>>43238377
I'll be honest feels like half the yume cuckposting is just tongue in cheek/ironic and the real yumes are the one posting "if he's happy I'm happy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238340
But Magyumes are happy their boy is having a good time?

[Anonymous No.]

i wish i enjoyed some of the boys solo as much i do in collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238340
(You) will never be one of the bros nor with Magni ever love (You)

[Anonymous No.]

I guess I'll fix my sleep schedule next week then

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone give me the rundown of what happened last Valheim stream? I saw it up to the point where they took the ship back home. I didn't have time to catch up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238372
hngggg.... hh- h- HOOOOOooooOoooooOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI FUCKING FORGOT HOW TO STREAM SOLO WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238427
i mean, iykyk lol.

[Anonymous No.]

shinri is seriously perfect for altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238460
they were just grinding in preparation for the elder

[Anonymous No.]

SMASH CUT INTO VALHEIM

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y4cyBwrLTQ

LIVE NOW
FUCK THE SCHEDULE

[Anonymous No.]

begni love

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238340
Speak for yourself, as a Magyume I was desperately hoping for this.

I enjoyed the Tarkov collab, it's a shame it put Magni in a bad mood, though I can see why it wouldn't be his kind of game. I was disappointed with the Kuuki Yomi game. I'm excited to see his spirits lift with some more of his current fixation with a buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

I STILL HAD 40 MINUTES OF THE KUUKI YOMI VOD TO WATCH FUCK YOU MAGNI

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238377
>>43238427
Yeah, i don't know about the others but I'm just funposting kek.

[Anonymous No.]

SHINRI WANTS TO DATE GHOSTS/SUPERNATURALS

[Anonymous No.]

> i'm assuming the position
>excuse me???

[Anonymous No.]

Hooooowe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238584
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238626
hooooooweeeeee

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238642
hoooooooooooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck I remember the boobas show, that shit was a trip

[Anonymous No.]

>gloopas

[Anonymous No.]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boohbah

[Anonymous No.]

Axel... Forgotten...

[Anonymous No.]

>Bettel doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238492
It's almost scary how well he and Altare could fit together. He's so wholesome, hard working and goofy, but also kind of terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238731
This shit....this shit mystified me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238492
>>43238738
what is happening I'm at work...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238731
This website was fucking weird as a kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238795
He's talking about how he wants to get to know ghosts from movies like The Ring, The Grudge, etc, and take them out for desserts, give them a Nintendo Switch, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

When was the last loopstation stream?

[Anonymous No.]

Manga mention from Shinri: Kanojo wa Rokurokubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238927
that was hot...

[Anonymous No.]

We're mindbroken...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238899
Almost 3 weeks ago, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238954
Magni's favourite tag...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238970

[Anonymous No.]

this feels like nijisanji

[Anonymous No.]

We really are just spying on two people's late night discord gaming session

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239028
h-hot....

[Anonymous No.]

These collabs are difficult for me because I love Magni's voice but Bettel's voice is a bit grating for my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239024
I don't really see what you mean. Impromptu collabs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238985
At least we aren't fully starving yet thanks to the karaoke streams...

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel is the reason Magni goes on rants on kuuki yome

[Anonymous No.]

sucks to suck I'm eating well and I know it won't last

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239028
cute smug mag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239133
Magni goes on a rant with every change he gets

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239123
hopcon, guerilla/ impromptu collab. magni doesnt stream much lately and when he did it's less than 2 hours. meh, ofc he can do whatever he wants so i cant complain anywhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

this bait sucks

[Anonymous No.]

holy hell Magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239028
kek

[Anonymous No.]

3k??

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239218
He did literally three planned solo streams for Valentine's Day alone dude.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is wrong with him

[Anonymous No.]

Magni seems to be a nightmare to a person who doesn't spend that much money

[Anonymous No.]

based Target fucking rules

[Anonymous No.]

Max luck love

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239324
I'd put money he's some middle~upper middle class Cali kid. It's so fucking obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri can't stop accidentally pitching ghost dating sims

[Anonymous No.]

God Americans are fascinating creatures
>t. leaf

[Anonymous No.]

kek Magni testing Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239376
You don't get three thousand dollars in rewards on a store card being middle class

[Anonymous No.]

reddit HATE

[Anonymous No.]

he's not a redditor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239315
i dont wanna argue or anything, sure he did 3 streams for valentine but thats after a bunch of collabs and 1 hour solo streams. i wont reply anymore after this. also, i dont hate bettel or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

leddit...

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Magni visits /mans/ when he has exhausted all other options

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239505
least parasocial retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239505
k-kowai, yume-chan....

[Anonymous No.]

>convention hot dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43238427
here's a real one >>43239505
No wonder he pretty much hates his fanbase and chooses to hang out with a single close workmate instead of 2000 of you.

[Anonymous No.]

Hotdogs are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239505
The Valentine's Day streams were all good content, and he probably needed a fair amount of time to prepare for those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239614
Hey that looks amazing! how much? 5 dollars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239647
Hotdogs are THE shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239692
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239505
/mans/ blame VG's newfags when this exist?
THIS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239505
He likely took weeks from tossing ideas to actually executing them those big day streams you ungrateful fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Seeing these two interact, hard to imagine they didn't know each other like few months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239647
Your hotdogs are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239650
Nah, he was playing Valheim all the time he was supposed to prepare for them and still somehow delivered lmao He is having a good time

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239647
wrong. A hotdog on a nice sunny day is the bee's knees

[Anonymous No.]

Stop biting bait, you glizzy guzzlers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239771
yo i could go for a glizzy right now....

[Anonymous No.]

>the shape

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D88XvzbQGI

[Anonymous No.]

Magni...

[Anonymous No.]

>the shape

[Anonymous No.]

KEK WTF

[Anonymous No.]

two dudes sitting in their hut talking about food for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239858
WE GOT THE CONTENT LES GOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239858
>>43239727
I love these streams... just guys being dudes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239858
Kino?

[Anonymous No.]

bettel is such a cute chubby piggy

[Anonymous No.]

Magni could stream with anyone and just talk about food and it's all just the same stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239858
love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43239981
I wanna pinch his thighs and tummy! Feed him cake and smack his ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240005
And my ass would enjoy it all the same

[Anonymous No.]

Magni at least change your stream title kek

[Anonymous No.]

is clown always this hyper? the only one i never get around in vanguard

[Anonymous No.]

>chatroom
Bettel called them fucking >chatroom kek

[Anonymous No.]

kek look at those membered magmites being useless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240077
Same, this boy really loves food

[Anonymous No.]

I love how Bettel is just talking to Magnis chat, for some reason its so cute to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240115
he.... is lazy. he just said he's gonna instantly put a frame up lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240118
confirmed ex cam-whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240117
He is even more high energy in his own streams

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri gave his Slime Rancher slimes the hard reset...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240260
no....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240117
If you think this is high energy from Bettel then watch his solo streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240164
>Encouraging ryona fantasies
>Giving kisses
>Can be bought
He's a cam-whore NOW...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240215
>>43240296
i think ill wait a few months see if he winds down a lil. but seems like a cool guy otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240164
Hottttttttttttttt

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240164
noo.....tempus are just whores......where are the brotubers.....

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna see an Almond Clownfish foursome that ends with Magni/Bettel twincest jerkoff while Altare and Shinri have kissing mating press sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240404
>bros cant be whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240408
kinda based ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240365
>wind down
No he won't. The closest to this version right now is his membership stream.
He has a brand, and he's not gonna change that. He said it himself. I say just watch a random solo stream of his and gauge for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel bad because I really don't like Altare that much and don't get the appeal of almond so I'm selfishly happy that Magni and Bettel are so close

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I miss? I miss sleepy twitterspace Magni.

[Anonymous No.]

More hairy ass crack bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240164
>>43240324
Please stop I'm already insanely horny for Bettel as is. I don't want to imagine a private membership stream where he eagerly accepts every request we ask him

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240529
we'll never get twitterspace magni, he got killed by late-night gaming magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240500
Don't feel bad. That just means you have a preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240558
No, don't say that....

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240408
Who's matingpressing who though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240529
He owes us one... idk why but he does

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240500
anyone who ships magni in anything has to know he’s a whore. so almond shippers are probably fine with it

[Anonymous No.]

I want Magni and Bettel to hold each others hands while they get passed around and used by a group of mob ojisans so badly…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240578
anon you have to let go...... the accident wasn't your fault....

[Anonymous No.]

These guys are cute they should fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240529
i wish….

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240566
Yeah I guess so I just see so much almond love and im just like, meh kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240580
Altare would eagerly accept being mating pressed by a gentle and handsome DILF…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240644
two bots though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240582
He was going to do one near Christmas but couldn't because Elon was throwing a tantrum and disabled Twitter spaces for a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240529
bionicles
bring them back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240680
You lack imagination

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240597
No they're coping by pretending that Bettel is Magni and Altare's son still

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240500
It’s completely fine to have a preference, as long as you don’t shit on the other members or try to put words in their mouths or feelings because you don’t like a certain person

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240597
Fair, I guess I feel more bad about the whole not really liking altare part lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240612
magni and bettel kissing eagerly while they both get fucked ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240721
Nah I just don't really watch much solo altare stuff, but it feels like half the board hates my oshi so I guess im just worried about being a dick

[Anonymous No.]

the fact you guys can't see this is bait is kinda painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240612

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240669
I mean I have this with begni, they are fun together but in shipping sense, meh. It's okay to not like every ship as long as you don't actively say that it sucks and people who ship them are wrong lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240612
but Magni hates ojisans…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240722
>coping
How is it cope? That’s just how they want their ship to work, it doesn’t dictate how others should feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240672
What about gentle pronebone sex where he puts all of his weight on Altare while whispering loving words in his ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240703
I will end Elon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240728
don’t worry about it, it’s fine to have preferences. just focus on what you like instead
t. altventurer

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240784
if you're talking about me not liking almond/altare it's not bait im just menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240827
pronebone....now that's a term i haven't heard in a while...also h-hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240722
There is no cope. I think Bettel should suckle on his mama's tits and fuck Magni too.

t. Almond shipper

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240728
You're already nicer than most people who don't watch Altare so don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240827
ToT... all his weight... how much heavier than altare do you think he is..

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240782
You are not being hateful, everyone has preferences so you are okeh. Thanks for the consideration tho

[Anonymous No.]

I kind of want Altare to just show up in silence and rape the max luck duo

[Anonymous No.]

it seems like flay wants to play with altare more often....cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240738
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

I want Magni to introduce Bettel to the joys of taking Axel's knot as deep as it can go. Preparing him and helping him to get the best out of his first experience until Bettel becomes just as addicted to being knotted as Magni is.

[Anonymous No.]

somtimes /MANS/ is alright
tempus love

[Anonymous No.]

So, Target gives you 1% rewards right?
Magni had $3k in rewards on the same phone number.
Even if he started shopping there 20 years ago that's $40 spent at Target every day on average.
Am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240827
i feel like altare would be really weak to praise and loving words ToT totally putty in shinri’s hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241030
still thinking of that prompt with Flayon and Alpha Altare ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri's views x 3 < Magni's views

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking doxxmite in chat

[Anonymous No.]

CAPTAIN, LOOK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241059
wow I can't spell and I forgot the pic, gonna kms

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241097
begone retard

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240903
Altare should teach his son how to fuck by giving him a good demonstration and then have him practice on Magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241097
dont be like that. just get it out of your system on the 'log or /#/ before you post here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241097

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241059
>Sometimes /MANS/ is alright
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241042
>>43240612
Begin are the two friends in hentai who bond through taking insane amounts of dick together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240922
at least a 50 pound difference between the two... imagine all of the cute muffled squeaks and moans as altare tries to get a word in but the overwhelming sensations scrambles his brain as he cums so hard hes left twitching

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241217
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241096
I remember that its such a good prompt I would love to see it written out I like the concept of it even more so considering they both behave like yanderes, cute yandere flay ToT

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240064
>>43240408
>>43240549
Thank you for the drawing ideas

[Anonymous No.]

will shinri join?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241232
ToT oh my god i’m dying...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241212
hey i said sometimes. and i spelled it wrong because im a jobber

[Anonymous No.]

There's a new Almond fic that calls Altare Regis and depicts his eyes as blue, I am conflicted

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241332
maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241332
No. Let the man rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241096
I'd Fucking pay someone to write it ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241332
He talked a bit in his zatsu about wanting to look out for his sleep hours a little more, so who knows kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241364
was it any good at least?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241096
Uuuhhhh which one was that, asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.]

What are Altare's guitar practice streams like? What kind of things is he practicing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241513
its illegal karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241513
learning chords and other guitar things I don't understand, but the very basics. He sings illegally a lot, with no reverb. it's really comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241513
really nice and relaxed, not BFE or anything. he’s been learning guitar from scratch for a few months so it’s just him playing around on it and practicing songs he likes but you’ll never hear on karaoke because of perms

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241344
shinri would give the best aftercare to altare too... and then do it all over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43240529
This isn't bedtime Twitterspace tier but his sleepy voice today's got me yaranaika.jpging every time he goes gravelly for a moment

[Anonymous No.]

i love flayon! i love vesmachi! i love shotas! and i love /MANS/! good night, anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241569
>>43241570
>>43241617
If management finds out that’s a suspension ngl, he’s done it way too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241181
Actually holy shit that's so good. Altare showing Bettel exactly how his mom likes to be fingered and vividly explaining how it makes Magni react.

[Anonymous No.]

I enjoy these comfy early morning Valheim sessions

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241657
london?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241513
He's still learning so he plays slowly as he sings along. It's his usual repertoire of songs but occasionally he attempts some really good songs. Very good if you enjoy his singing because he always sounds the best during the membership streams. He's also a lot more low tension and casual when he's chatting with us there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241644
g'night anon. *chu*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241682
EST

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241649
altare really loves to play with fire…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241657
>early morning
How early are we talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241657
oy bruv

[Anonymous No.]

page 11
quick, post magni r63 getting plowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241446
Cute, but very short

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241513
Misty mountains

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241729
>not settling for normal magni being plowed
smhdesu

[Anonymous No.]

>eating is entertainment for me
Bettel is FAT!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43241484
omega flay trying to trigger a rut, I am pretty sure they said it was because of how desperate he was acting in the zeno collab

[Anonymous No.]

>I eat for entertainment
I love this piggy