3 Buttons

[Anonymous No.]

In front of you there are 3 buttons. Each one with a tremendous power, enough to change reality and fate.
The first one, if pressed, would suddenly make you stand out from your oshi's community. She will slowly get interested in you, form a friendship and eventually fall in love. She will deeply love all your qualities and understand your flaws. But as true as it is, it will still be a destiny forced upon her, she will have no choice but unconsciously accept it. Unfortunate in this universe she will not be able to stream as much and will have to give up on her idol dream so she can be with you.

The second one would be the opposite of the first. Your oshi will find a man or woman who definitely loves, appreciates and understands her. She will marry him and they'll live a happy and joyful life together. She will achieve her dreams in this universe, but will never know who you are and what you did for her.

The third one is about the need of one person versus the need of many. Every /vt/ anon whose oshi is the same as yours will, over the next few years, meet a woman who's not exactly their oshi but really similar and will eventually marry them. In this universe nothing really changes to you or your oshi. The anons will never know what you did for them.

You will always retain the memory of your choice and you can only choose one button.

So what is it, /vt/? A, B or C?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C
I like you, fags. Have fun with your Miko clone

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
B, my oshi deserve happiness and fuck all the other anons on this board
Migo Love

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
>Go to my brother
>Make him push C

Ez, now fk off

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317249
What the fuck
Cheater

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
My life is finite. Why SHOULDN'T I get to press A and not be judged for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C, my oshi doesn't needs some magic to make her dreams come true, I believe in her. And my fellow anons deserve some love too.

[Anonymous No.]

the power to get a job

[Anonymous No.]

I press A
Fuck all of you

[Anonymous No.]

A. This shit’s too easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
A, of course. Can't be a martyr all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
T-treat her well... anon.
C

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135

C.
I wouldn't wanna date my oshi or someone similar. I'd put her on a pedestal too much and will definitely put her on a pedestal. It wouldn't be healthy for the both of us. I'd want someone that's not 10/10, so the risk of turbo simping is low.

I also know you guys worship your oshi, so might as well have your yellow fever dreams come true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
I take buttons A and B with me and find my oshi. If they can't be moved, I move heaven and earth to contrive a situation where she will be near them.
Once she is present with me and the buttons, I push A. She is now mine...but then I make her push B. I will now become hers.

[Anonymous No.]

If everyone press C then everybody wins. Shitty balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
Without a doubt, C is the better choice no matter how I look at it.
I hope you guys have a nice life

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C. I set the Goslings free. Don't fuck it up, you faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

No reason not to pick c.

[Anonymous No.]

>This many As and Cs
>Almost no Bs
Poor holos...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317983
I believe in my oshi, she can definitely make her dreams come true without me interfering

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317983
Marginally famous, mostly attractive, wealthy women can find their love with no effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C. I’m nowhere near good enough for my oshi. Even assuming that no one else on here was any better, the value of everyone else’s collective happiness far outweighs mine. Plus, none of them would be aware that they hadn’t found love naturally making it all the better for them, while I don’t think I could ever be truly satisfied knowing that my oshi only cares about me because I pressed a magic button.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C because I hate myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317983

Anon, they're mostly S-tier women that's 11/10. The only reason why they can't find love right now is because they're either too autistic too scared of losing money or literally too busy getting overworked to have even sleep let alone date.

They can find love easily without the help of a magic pill.

...Us on the other hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317832
Prisoner's dilemma scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons stop with the Cs, you deserve happiness too
Listen to this guy >>4317342

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317832
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
I don't press any button because I just want to fuck the shit out of my oshi but not be attached to a woman and have a relationship.
Also fuck all you other assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317983
If your oshi is Risu or Moona pressing C is a win/win

[Anonymous No.]

I attempt to press all three simultaneously (or get two other anons to help) and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

C, easily. Not only do all you faggots deserve some love but the world does also need more women like Pomu. This is a no brainer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135

[Anonymous No.]

I already have someone, so no A for me. C is quite good, but I deeply wish for her happiness. B then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
I press none

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317715
You too, I'm also going C.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
B. No oshi I could love with have to kind of shit taste to be in love with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C, my life will be pure pain no matter what, and also, i don't actually like pekora in that way, so good luck anons may you be happy or curse

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C
Be happy anons. I believe my oshi will find someone and I believe I will too.

[Anonymous No.]

Mashed A without even reading the other 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317832
if 2 people with the same oshi press C everybody wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
How about a D button that gives you infinite time so you can watch all your oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

C. Have fun Teamates, I love you anons

[Anonymous No.]

alright Mio bros, let's all push C so we all get a Mio mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C. I had a lot of fun in this place, and always remember that you deserve to be happy, I love you anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4318261
>they're mostly S-tier women that's 11/10
They're most definitely not. Stop putting virtual anime women on a pedestal

[Anonymous No.]

I pick option A because my happiness is all that matters in he grand scheme of things. IFoolish notions such as philanthropy and "sacrifice for the greater good" are SPOOKS created by society (the greatest spook of them all) to keep the individual in check. More girls will come along for you all, but this one is for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4320204
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C, without a second thought.

[Anonymous No.]

Considering my current conditions I don't think romance is an option for me, A is literally will only make my oshi sad in long run.

I'm considering B, but C is probably the most efficient option where many sad peeps like you guys will be happy. I believe my oshi can make it. She's the strongest.

[Anonymous No.]

>ITT anons crying their heart out

[Anonymous No.]

>>4318281
I can tell you my C is entirely selfish. I don't think I would be able to live with the guilt of denying thousands of Anons their happiness just so I could have my own, and the warm fuzzies I would get from helping so many people would be fantastic.

Also I'm pretty sure Brother Watson would kick my ass anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

C is the safest option:
You get the A button effect but with other anons, you are literally helping other Goslings to not lose their shit entirely

[Anonymous No.]

>>4318281
I've managed perfectly fine without happiness for 3 decades already, I can do another 4-5

[Anonymous No.]

D

[Anonymous No.]

i know my oshi is a SEAnigger, no way i'm choosing A
so i'm choosing C

[Anonymous No.]

C because my Oshi is already happy but you anon are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4320204
Stirner is a willing cuck. He and everyone who likes him need to be lined up and shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4318639
>"Every /vt/ anon whose oshi is the same as yours"
Anon... That wont really work, you're the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4318888
Checked and good luck, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
I push button D, which kills every anti, doxxposter, and tribalist.

[Anonymous No.]

The profound impact of C makes it the only viable choice. Considering the amount of damage people that pass through here, society would vastly improve if we could all find an emotional anchor and healthy coping mechanism to then contribute to this fucking floundering society. And, I've daughteru'd all the holos anyways, so I don't need to marry any of them.

[Anonymous No.]

A. Because fuck you all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4323720
kek

[Anonymous No.]

C
my oshi's not my type romantically, and she doesn't need the button to achieve happiness

happy to see all the other Cbros in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
What if I use my stand to push all 3 at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
A and then proceed to becomes the woman who definitely loves, appreciates, and understands her. We will be happily married and she will achieve her dreams in this universe, and you fags had better support her with all your hearts and souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317983
Most of the holos are probably wealthy now they can go be suger mamas for all I care

[Anonymous No.]

C

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
I hate you guys so not C.
I pick A because I'm selfish and I'd rather be happy over some jackass I don't care about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317832
>>4318263
The scenario assumes that only you get to push a button, otherwise you'll get multiple people marrying the same chuuba

[Anonymous No.]

Assuming I'm the only one who is presented with these options, I'd have to go with C. Even if it means I don't get to find someone of my own, all of Nene's husbands deserve someone like Nene.

[Anonymous No.]

A

Fuck you all

[Anonymous No.]

>>4318281
>>4317342
>>4317493
>>4317565
Anyone who doesnt press C is unironically a bad person.

[Anonymous No.]

I would have picked A if they didn't have to give up on their dream without a choice. I don't have the heart to force that on anyone much less my oshi. I would also have to deal with the guilt that I was essentially brainwashing her into marrying me.

She doesn't need B magic because I know she'll do alright.

C

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
Press A then tell her over time my dreams are to manage her vtubing career

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
PRESS THE FACKING /VT/ BUTTON ANON
YOU KNOW IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO

[Anonymous No.]

The answer is obviously B. A is wrong, on top of the fact that I am not a man built for a relationship. And none of you freaks are either so C is out the window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
A is downright creepy, I wouldn't be able to live in a relationship built on such a lie, especially since my oshi is not an anime girl, but a real woman, and real life is not a romcom.
C is nice, it makes people happy without any strange connotations.
B should be re-worded, I think. I don't care about romance, the part about achieving her dreams is more important. Ironmouse might not be my oshi, but I'd press that button with her in mind, just so she could be cured of her fucking disease and live a good life. I hate thinking about how hard she got fucked over by this world.

[Anonymous No.]

C. Godspeed, you bastards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4318639
nice one, bro.
>>4317135
A

[Anonymous No.]

As much as I liked to be in a relationship with Ame, but I believe we wouldn't work out that much. Sure, it's a dream come true, but dreams aren't always a good thing. I'd choose C just because I trust my guts better than a free meal. Pretty sure I could find someone better suited for me than Ame would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
A: Help one autist
B: Help one autist
C: Help multiple autists
Imma go with the multiple autists and keeping the status quo. A and B both break it.

[Anonymous No.]

D; all /vt/ anons will be guaranteed to never find happiness in this life or the next.

Already guaranteed for 99% I know, but just to make sure that the few who would otherwise have a shred of hope, have none

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
Pushing any of these buttons would make me depressed. Pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
A
You cucks can fuck yourself I'm going to live a long and happy life with my Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>4318281
Sauce on pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
B. Very easy choice. B.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
My oshi graduated with health complications and probably died, so C.

[Anonymous No.]

I've pressed C, live well bros

[Anonymous No.]

I will press the C and be left alone on this board as it dies

[Anonymous No.]

>>4334243
君に届け

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
I press C, everyone else gets to be happy
And I get Nene to myself

[Anonymous No.]

A reminder that if you pick B you're a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C.

I may never find love again or meet my oshi and my oshi will not benefit from anything but the knowledge that I made the lives of bare minimum two people better is genuinely great for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
if I press A I will still fail. if I press B she will stop streaming. if I press C I will waste energy pressing the button. There is no victory here.

[Anonymous No.]

Pressing C for my dear Frogchads

[Anonymous No.]

B, I already have girlfriend. And fuck you /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
B, she wouldn't know anyway. Her dreams are more important that the happiness of thousand of anons, myself included

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
If I really had to choose, C.
I'm destined to be alone and unable to understand or connect with others after all this time, and people in general don't like me. If there was a hidden "destroy everything" button I'd consider using that out of spite, but hopefully realise that's not the way.
I think I'd like to make things better for you guys instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4320204
Based Stirnerposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
A. Fuck you anons and I have more than enough experience with women to make her happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Press none.
I don't want to date anyone.
I don't want my oshi to become a normie.
I don't want her chat to be full of normies either.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd sell my ability to press any of the three buttons. Livestream it, make a website for it. You pay me enough, I press the button you want me to press.
How much would some gosling megawhale pay to marry his oshi? How much would his oshi pay to NOT marry him? How much can I make my oshi pay and offer publicly to then be mystically forced to marry me, the ultimate power move? How much could this board scrape together to buy everyone girlfriends?

You're not thinking right. Never going to make it like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
>But as true as it is, it will still be a destiny forced upon her, she will have no choice but unconsciously accept it.
All three options are this you dumb retard. On all of them you making destiny happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4340122
Holy based

[Anonymous No.]

>>4339444
>Press none.
The trips of truth. Anon became a god for one day and found it beneath him

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
from game theory perspective if everyone of you either chooses B or C literally everyone wins.

that said i am choosing A

[Anonymous No.]

>>4333878
quite ironic coming from a deadbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>4329527
>Anyone who doesnt press C is unironically a bad person.
I value my happiness more than the happiness of people I don't know at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
As long 2 different people press C everyone will be happy, including who pressed the button. Or am i retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>A
because the other two are going to eventually happen anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
>my Oshi is Delta
>has said she would literally give up streaming if she got married
...
A!
Should have hit the button faster you losers! It was an easy choice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C

[Anonymous No.]

C
I'm already lost anyway.
I hope you Faggots find her/him.

[Anonymous No.]

>C
Hehe.... I'll see you all on the other side you ungrateful bastards, treat her well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317950
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317715
We're all husbands anon, we're not going without you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317493
After all that time we spent together anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4344373
>"indies could be here" she thought
>"i've never streamed on this website before"

[Anonymous No.]

A. You fuckers aren't worth it. Assuming the buttons don't magically dissappear or anything though I'll find a retard to hit C for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C, easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4340122
I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
B. More than two anons have already pressed C so everyone here will reap the benefits. On the other hand, I've seen that Rikka and AZKi are very happy by being supported by a significant other. My oshi definitely needs that, even if she streams less as a result

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
Enjoy her for me anons. I'll do my best to find another way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4355661
My hero

[Anonymous No.]

>A
I'll finally be happy but i'll always know i don't deserve her nearly as much as the fucking heroes who pressed C

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317983
B is basically the same as A, except you're choosing some stranger over you. You're still forcing the condition of her finding a "true love" so why would it not be you?

[Anonymous No.]

Probably A because most of you don't deserve to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4360653
B is about her marrying the man of her dreams, do you really think you could fill that role?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
>A
She said she accomplished everything she wanted from being a vtuber idol so i wouldn't rob her from anything with this
b would also be good and fuck C you all schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>4360808
In the description it states that she will slowly fall in love with you and deeply love all of your qualities and understand your flaws. There's nothing greater you could be looking for in a romantic partner than that, you literally become the man of her dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4329527
Making the mother of all omletes, anon. Cant fret over every egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
What if my oshi is a small english indie who vtubes for fun?

[Anonymous No.]

A cuz I ain't a cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
Where's button for my oshi to fully fall for the parasocial relationship and obtain magical voice that makes anyone hearing her voice fall in love with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4361918
>makes anyone hearing her voice fall in love with her
So you want your oshi to become Amelia?

[Anonymous No.]

A has literally no downsides for anyone. Oshi has to give up her childish dreams of singing and dancing for money to raise a happy family? So what? This will likely be a better life than achieving your empty corporate dreams could ever be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
I see. If so, I wish for wings.

[Anonymous No.]

A

Even if it's wrong. Even if it's selfish. I just want to be loved for who I am. Someone who cares. Someone who would love me as much as I love them. Someone that would understand me. No bullshit games. I just can't anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

C

[Anonymous No.]

>>4364411
Based

[Anonymous No.]

A.
Okayu already knows that her idol status is temporary and she wants to become a wife. I'm just speeding things up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
I wouldn't want to inflict myself on my oshi, nor do I want my life to change so drastically, and neither do I want to rip her out from where she is already happy. But neither would I want to have her go away, meet her soulmate and just drift away from vtubing.
So I guess it's button C. Don't worry bros, this one's on me.

[Anonymous No.]

A.
Then reject her to make her even more obsessed with me since she's bound by fate. Only after I've broken her will I accept her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
B is the only correct answer. My oshi's happiness is all that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C, but I'm going to be bitter about it to my grave.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't press A because my oshi is men-hera, and so am I, and thus we would be a terrible fit for each other.
Since both facts are true for most vtubers and most /vt/ anons, C is also off the table.
Thus, by process of elimination, I choose B.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C. I'd consider B too, because I do feel like the girls deserve to be happy and I'd genuinely love to see them achieving their dreams in life, but a one-vs-many argument means C wins out. You all deserve happiness, bros, and I hope that even without these magic buttons you can all find that special someone who fits into your life and brings you joy every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C. Never meet your heroes. You will always be disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
A >:)

[Anonymous No.]

C.

I want anon to think about me when he blows his load into the Suisei clone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
Simultaneously press A & B for the sake of science because fuck your rules.
The only way to resolve the paradox is to eliminate all other sapient life in the universe so that by defacto we become the ideal candidates and sole survivors of humanity. It will be our duty to repopulate the human race as best as we can in such a limited gene pool.

[Anonymous No.]

A is the easy choice. Not only do I save this menhera but Lyger is my slave forever.

[Anonymous No.]

C

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C all the way. A wouldn't work out because I'm autistic and will only make my oshi suffer in the long run, plus I'm not really interested in her that way and the brainwashing thing is creepy. And I'm sure I don't need to press B because I have faith in her finding happiness without my help. So... Have fun, bros. Don't fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4373860
I wouldn't press A for similar reasons, but I don't think the 'brainwashing' thing is really a factor. You could reasonably call any form of love an incontrollable fate, as no one chooses who they fall in love with, but have to unconsciously accept it. Going by that logic, A is the option that brainwashes the least amount of people.

[Anonymous No.]

I have big respect for her, it wouldn't feel right to press A, and I like local elfriend community.
So definitely C

[Anonymous No.]

A, I'd choose C for every other holo but my saviourfag instinct kicks in whenever i hear her talk about her problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
A since me pressing it was already predestined

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
Choosing A is selfish because you both deny your oshi her dreams, you also deny others the joys of her talent.
Choosing B shows that you don't have faith in your oshi, as you feel like you have to give her the dream she's looking for.
Choosing C suggests that you are a controlling person because you assume that because fellow oshifags love your oshi romantically. If they aren't compatible, you have just caused a slew of heartaches and divorces.
It is a tough choice, though if I had to choose, option C seems like the best due to maxmising the happiness around the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
Unironically B. I can tell the real life from fantasy and I want the girls to be happy once they move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4318338
Worst person itt

[Anonymous No.]

>choosing A means that you're selfish prick, who would ruin other people's dreams only for you to live good for the next couple of years
>choosing B means that you're a cuck
>choosing C means you have savior complex

I have VR so C is the most ideal for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
I refuse to press any button

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317950
Thank fuck there's hope for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>4376962
>who would ruin other people's dreams only for you to live good for the next couple of years
They're dreams that would never come true anyway. It doesn't effect anyone but you and her in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4318639
Based and seedpilled

[Anonymous No.]

A 100%, I hope you guys like asmr sex streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4376962
>choosing B means that you're a cuck
>not wanting your oshi to live a happy life

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
I'd never willingly press B. She deserves happiness and success, but things would change so much that she'd just be a different person. C is also nice but I NEED other people to shitpost with, and I know that if you fags had a life you wouldn't be here. I'm a selfish piece of shit so I'd just go with A and think of a workaround later

[Anonymous No.]

>>4387153
>C is also nice but I NEED other people to shitpost with, and I know that if you fags had a life you wouldn't be here
...Fair enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
I'm pressing A. Im not picking C because the average person (especially /VT guys) fails to manage a healthy marriage, and fails even harder to create healthy families (shitty kids running all over this damn world). Finding the dream girl WILL NOT fix your problems, so again, C is not a good option, since you'll need to solve your own damn problems and not depend on fucking WOMAN to "cure" you.
Im picking A, and Im going to do what hundreds of millions of men have failed to do and properly love my oshi and create powerful children that will surpass me and mog the fuck out of everyone in their respective generation

[Anonymous No.]

>>4376703
Nah, worst person itt is >>4320204

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
The only chance that my oshi will have to get a partner is if I press B. The same is true for all of you, but I don't want to do holoniggers any favors. So B it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
B or C.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4394555
Cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
Press all three at once and see everybody get cucked and the world collapse

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C of course I'm too old for thinking about relationships now but my fellow anons that still have some hope in them deserve to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C is the only right choice, my oshi is bedridden and not likely to reach old age. A and B will just cause more unnecessary suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4398341
>A and B will just cause more unnecessary suffering.
But you could make sure her life is full of love before she dies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
obviously C so that every goddamned schizo in this board can finally shut the fuck up and stop the needless shitposting at the expense of many threads that would have been worth discussing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4320204
Truly an enlightened post

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317950
ill never forget you anon

[Anonymous No.]

As a tastunoko I take great pleasure in pressing C

[Anonymous No.]

>>4373692
My tacohero!

[Anonymous No.]

I have already given up, which is why I watch vtubers.

C

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
My oshi is not an idol, so
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

A, but what if I become a chuuba and stream separately of my oshi (eventually wife), and do collabs now and then (while living in the same roof)? That would save her career and have a healthy relationship.
>Imagine a vtuber wedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C. (most) of you niggers deserve happiness

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a selfish person so I'd honestly choose A, but the option still seems kind of flawed? Why would oshi have to quit her idol dream? I would support it and encourage her to pursue it for as long as she can. Part of me wants to choose C because that's a chad move to make but at the same time, how would these people grow if their love life is basically given to them by me pressing a button? If they had trouble figuring these things out, me solving it for them isn't going to help them grow and will only hinder them further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
B if I can be my own Oshi. Otherwise, C. I am destined to be alone anyway and have no interest in 3D.

[Ayunda Risu No.]

Fuck you guys, I'm pressing B

[Anonymous No.]

C, easily. It’s a no brainer. I don’t want to knowingly cheat and use these buttons in my own life. But I’ll hit it for the sake of you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
>A
I lurk with minimum interaction to not go gosling, so I am fine with not pressing it.
>B
She is fully capable of realizing her own dreams and is directly working on finding her own happiness. No need.
>C
C it is.

[Anonymous No.]

This may not make sense because I am very retarded, but if you had a chance to get your oshi in button C, you could get someone with the same oshi to press the button for you, then the chance to get the real girl is achieved, almost like button B, so you will end up with the button A ending. That is my strat for this please tell me how stupid it is thanks

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi roots for everyone else and so should I, but A is really tempting.

If everyone gets to push the button I'll press C, because I have faith in fellow Anons. Same goes for if i do not know if anyone else gets to push the button.

I know the idea of my Oshi I have in my head surely doesn't match the truth. It has to be off by a significant margin, but If only I get to push the button I'll press A
I don't invest time into dating and I frankly am tired of putting everyones interests before my own. So sparing myself a lot of heartache is pretty swell.

I might not get exactly what I wish for, but I have enough faith in my oshi and myself. We'd make it work.

C is a tricky choice from an ethical perspective. You aren't just responsible for your own luck, but that of potentially hundreds of others. You can't be there to fix your mistakes and still got entangled all up into the live of others.
You have to trust others almost to a fault to make this choice in good conscience.
I do trust most of you to a fault.

B is always a safe bet. It doesn't matter what a fuck up you, others or even your oshi are. At the end of the day you have guaranteed an increase of happiness for one person.

A is a selfish and pretty risky choice. You have to trust your oshi and yourself to make something out of your newfound life. The conditions also force your oshi to give up what she already has. This hits some chuubas harder than others. My oshi will be one of those who will be hit by it the hardest. I'm pretty presumptuous to seriously think I can make a better life for both of us. Still, If only I get to press a button, A it is. Partly cause I'm bored and would like an upset like this in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

B
She's suffered enough and I will never be good enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>4383291
how selfish A really is depends on how happy your oshi is with what she already has and how much she cares about her current role.
Given the other options it's always at least a little selfish, but If your oshi is Fubuki or say Ayame can change the selfishness of the option drastically, because OP is a little prick and put some serious conditions on option A

[Anonymous No.]

My mind is not ogey because I know my oshi's roommate, so I can't decide properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4416244
Assumedly it's a small indie vtuber? In that case, just make A and C happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
I'm pressing C, I hope you takos can find your Cute Asian Hikikomori

[Anonymous No.]

>>4332253
>>4317135
>A: Help one autist (me)
>B: Help one autist (her/your oshii)
>C: Help multiple autists (them)
You got it right.

There's too many sad sacks in this world. C all the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
A or C. Probably C. B is just A for cucks, same downsides.

[Anonymous No.]

Correct answer is C, unless you did roommate reps, with you might choose A instead. B it's off you're given up of finding your happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4413810
Why would having a happy relationship force her to stop her career, though. There's no reason anyone should know. Kind of like how it is already.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you guys, i'm already ahead

[Anonymous No.]

Wait... Why shouldn't I choose A? I get to have her and make her happy and she streams mostly because she's a lonely neet, so if anything A is the best choice for both her AND her audience since they mostly wish for her happiness. B is just for cucks and C would end up in everyone suffering rather than being happy since most people can't deal with themselves, much less with a relationship

[Anonymous No.]

This thread made me realize you guys are better than people give you credit for. Now that I think about it, most my experiences in Chan derived/adjacent communities that aren't pol are positive

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
Who the fuck would pick B? These girls are already leading happy and successful lives and should have very good chances for love after vtubing. It's not even about cuckshit but you're just giving them marginally more happiness.

A is ultimate selfishness, I would normally pick it but I'm against brainwashing someone. I want the chance, plus you never know, the whole meeting your idols thing. If it was an idealized form of my oshi then I'd probably press it considering it doesn't exist

[Anonymous No.]

Have to go with B.

A: Force oshi to be with someone that is miserable and has their shit to sort out, thus making them also miserable.

C: Giving people the opportunity to be with their dream girl without putting in the work? Not to mention most people here should not be getting married, or breeding.

Your oshi may be happy now, but that does not mean that trend will continue. These few years of streaming will pass and they could be the best of their lives. Option B guarantees life-long fulfilment, and they deserve it more any of us, imo. Sorry boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>4427070
>Your oshi may be happy now
Nah not really

[Anonymous No.]

>>4425062
What the fuck are you doing to my wife stop right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>4430960
Too late cuck, you chose B

[Anonymous No.]

>>4422080
>unless you did roommate reps
I love my oshi but don't like my oshi's roommate, what do I do? Can I switch oshis before pressing? I want Noel's roommate

[Anonymous No.]

>>4436499
>Can I switch oshis before pressing?
Anon is a whore. You deserve to press the B button.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4436857
B-but

[Anonymous No.]

>>4437033
You don't deserve your oshi if you change them like your daily clothes, mostly if you saw her roommate.

[One with clear Eyes No.]

>>4317135
FOOOLS! ALL OF YOU! Don't you see?
Options A and B are clearly poorly photoshopped mirages you've invented for yourself that arise from your delusional, unmedicated scizo minds. Do you lack eyes!? Look harder! Those other buttons are FAKE! There was never any other option than B---just as the cake was a lie, so too are the other podiums you've imagined that allow you to continue in your delirium!

I'm sorry Anon, but this is just the way it has to be. You must remember, you put yourself here, FOREVER. There is only one way out of this room, and you know you will only set yourself free when you see through the façade and accept your fate. Then, and only then, when you understand there was never any other options to begin with, that there was never an microscopic chance you could do anything other than to watch as your oshi falls in love with someone else---someone who will NEVER be you---watch as they retire from the screens that allow you visit them, know as you've grow older that they too are happy with this person, and that the two of them will eventually die in each other's arms. Only once you accept this truth will you then be able to free yourself from this metal prision.

Make no mistake, fun was always allowed in this room---but as your mind constantly bounces around the walls of this containment board, fantasizing about what could be, or what could have been, the other "options" you invent for yourself, you realize you are still trapped here.

Remember, it was never >(you) who would create the situation leading up to your oshi finding her true romance---she will have accomplished that HERESELF. Even if your supperchats and unspoken rrats helped her to get there, her love is not, and will never be your accomplishment.

Make the right choice Anon... set yourself free. Push the button. Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4437128
Have you heard about meds?

[One with clear Eyes No.]

>>4437707
Brother have you heard of READING?
The masses may want to accept their imprisonment, not I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
C, but not because I care about benefitting anons.
By setting up all anons who share my oshi with wives that are very similar to her, they will either be happily married or realize that they aren't compatible wth that sort of person. Either way, they will no longer have any interest in being in a relationship with my oshi.
Then if one of those anons finds these same buttons in the future, and if they still have the same oshi, they are unlikely to press A due to their relationship from my button choice. So they will likely choose either C, which nets me a wife similar to my oshi, or B. Ever since discovering my oshi, I have been taking efforts to improve myself and become somebody who is worthy of her. If, by the time some other anon presses B, I have not become the sort of person that the mysterious power of the button looks at and decides "this person will make her happy", then I have failed both myself and my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4373561
What you don't realize is that Lyger already pressed A long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

C
all my based rocketbros deserve only the best of cutest autimo scientist waifus

[Anonymous No.]

knowing that my love isnt real, I wouldnt be able to live with A

Press C and then kms with a feeling that I did at least one good thing in my life

B is unnecessary, cause my oshi is the best anyway and will accomplish anything she wants in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4445502
>B is unnecessary, cause my oshi is the best anyway and will accomplish anything she wants in life.
Based. You deserved the A route

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
A
>being such a fucking incel that you need to brainwash your oshi into liking you
B
>Having this little confidence in your oshi
C
>Guys who are confident enough that they can get their oshi without tricks or find a women who loves them while also helping out other anons
I wonder which one I would pick

[Anonymous No.]

>>4441025
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317249
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>4317135
B