/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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NASFAQ General - Suisei Has To Shit Edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for non-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/


F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (don't buy towa) (embed) (embed)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Another fund trading sheet, but up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>42825353

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>>43127985
>Suisei Has To Shit Edition
Ringo stealth thread?

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>>43127985
I am thirsty

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>>43128034
No sir. This is nasfaq. ohhhhhhhhhhhh she has to shit

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>>43128034
No but feel free to post here anyway

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>>43128034

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shitting bump

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Looks like youtube has once again decided people are blind and must have bigger videos and less information at once... Might be a slow feature rollout since its still 4 videos on incognito for me. Anyone know of any scripts that goes back to any of the older formats?

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Heads up for devs because I don't think the issue has been posted in the thread yet. Having over 10 quadrillion in your balance makes the leaderboard count them like this

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>>43132034
This game treats that as 0.2 chocos each time you refresh the advent page, and prevents you from buying anything

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>>43132034
Thanks, I have passed this along to honk. Also I have upped the autotrader limit to 9.9m on the last + button, just need honk to push it to the live site.
-trial dev

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>>43130926
it looks like they're copying twitch now

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bump

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IS THAT A BUMP

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>>43133402
Advent just bugged out on me and killed any desire I had left to baby sit it. Sold 4 or 5 La+ to buy a Hakos...Hakos won't buy, hit refresh, none of the choco I got from selling the La+ went into my balance. And all the La+ are still gone...

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>>43132128
>>43133402
>>43143109
Fuck. It's the same bug. Shows as 0.1. I guess I had way more than enough to actually buy the La+ to begin with and didn't realize it because that display also doesn't work properly until you refresh first. honk...

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News directly from Holostars talent Vesper Noir less than a minute ago.
When discussing Original Songs with Cover Management, they said that from the start of the process to the release of the song it takes around 1 year. Adjust your investments accordingly.

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>>43133402
>Also I have upped the autotrader limit to 9.9m on the last + button
Nice, thanks a bunch

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gay nasfaq sex

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>>43143301
>HoloEN talents can only release 1 song on their anniversary
don't we already know that?

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>>43143301
>A fucking YEAR for an orisong
There's no godamn way. Indies and smaller corpos take 6-8 months tops to get a cover out. If you're taking a fucking year, then you have too many cooks in your kitchen or are trying to do too much. That shit has to be inflated or padded somehow.

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>>43151254
>cover
Meant orisong. Covers usually only take 3-4 months at most.

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>>43151318
>Cover corp
>Makes original songs
?????

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I just learned about this thread and holy shit how is this for non-schizos

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>>43151857
We're /#/ but we're mildly medicated.
Mildly. We've had deranged arcs of our own.
The forced focus on HoloPro helps, since we don't have to worry about tribalfaggotry. You can just say "Nah after I do my buys for the day I'm watching 10ma". There used to be a dedicated shitposter that posted Pomu.

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>>43151318
It's not uncommon for covers to take around a year to release, it depends on a lot of factors

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>>43151857
>for non-schizos

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>>43151857
welcome, stop taking your meds and trade your oshi
buy buy
sell sell
lose 60% of your starting money pretend it didnt happen and make a new account
buy and sell better
get locked into a 2-3 year sunk cost fallacy where youre in work/family now but dont want to stop trading cause youll lose your leadership place so you begrudgingly do the most basic trades for half an hour a day
come to nasfaq
shh
just come

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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

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>>43154398
>19:00:00
I kneel

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 225,369,718, a change of 0.5% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,817,121. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 2 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 10 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 48):
>Rikka :: +9.6%
>Moona :: +8.4%
>Dezmond :: +6.1%
>AZKi :: +4.8%
>Botan :: +4.4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 32):
>Oga :: -16.6%
>Miyabi :: -9.9%
>Roberu :: -8%
>Choco :: -7.5%
>Aqua :: -6%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,297,210.89 liquid to start with. This is a change of 5.06% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $10,024,184,024,485.10, a change of 2.06% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $44,478.84. There are 22 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, taking the position from Suisei.
>Aruran currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, taking the slot back from Rikka after only a single day.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 52):
>Ayame :: +72%
>Polka :: +62.1%
>IRyS :: +56.7%
>Nachoneko :: +53.7%
>Choco :: +51.1%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 28):
>Matsuri :: -62.8%
>Vesper :: -32.9%
>Botan :: -30.9%
>Suisei :: -26.1%
>Aruran :: -26%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>10 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>19 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>19 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>30 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Botan :: $443.78 Up :: $4,437.82 from adj.
>Suisei :: $422.41 Up :: $4,224.13 from adj.
>Matsuri :: $399.27 Up :: $3,992.70 from adj.
>Choco :: -$396.03 Down :: -$3,960.33 from adj.
>Ayame :: -$340.21 Down :: -$3,402.11 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Chloe :: $3.79 Up :: $37.91 from adj.
>Laplus :: $5.18 Up :: $51.79 from adj.
>Sana :: $8.21 Up :: $82.12 from adj.
>Shion :: -$10.41 Down :: -$104.08 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: $13.15 Up :: $131.54 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $60.17 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $125.11 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$122.30 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

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>>43151857
we are schizos of a different kind. The meltdowns that happened here are quite different from the average /vt/ drama thread. Kind of sucks that almost everyone left already. I hope you don't get bored soon and stay with >us for a little longer

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>>43155004
Thanks as always!

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>>43124934
>enters thread
>is Pomu
>leaves thread

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>>43151983
I fucked that up

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>>43153483
I feel very called out by this post

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call out bump

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>>43160656

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>>43180999
it's really over for concept artists, aren't they?

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>>43184449
idk I'm bored and it draws pretty maririns

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up

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down

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 21)
>Ui :: $27,945.18
>Aki :: $14,871.17
>Shion :: $13,332.42

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 59)
>Ina'nis :: -$35,341.77
>Choco :: -$35,254.59
>Marine :: -$22,238.46

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,638.71
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,228.45
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,438.89

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and don't be fooled by that Choco, she's still 30%+ over average.

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Nabi might have the highest div% rn of any coin I've ever seen, even if it's likely fake.

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>>43188688
Might have happened to Kobo too when her chanel got reported and died near her debut?

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>>43151857
everyone had joint schizo meltdown and then made a discord this general is a shell of itself made for bumping and the game is way past any point of playing it best to just leave

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don't worry, I can bump

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>>43184449
if theres one thing ai does better than anything its belly and thick thighs
so even if ai dies, theres something artists can learn from it
no matter how big the belly or thighs get when the ai does it right it looks like its "supposed" to be there as opposed to most artists where it looks disgusting after a breaking point

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belly bump

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susan is kill....

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>>43197770
Really? Any known reason for this? Because it could explain why a lot of features were rolled out lately, if she was trying to keep her job

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>>43197770
Time to change the player?

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>>43199537
The given reason sounds reasonable, honestly. She's in her 50s, has been doing this for 25 years (9 of which was being at Youtube), and wants more time with her family.

>>43200742
We should be able to keep her for now, since she's still employed in an advisory role.

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I just noticed that I got into the Top 100, sweet

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>>43202565
based

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>>43202565
Omedetou!

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>>43202565
>MLM
>Sakura

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>>43197770
requesting a sir for the nasfaq team

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How was your valentines day nasfaqg?

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>>43205123
great, i watched anime did japanese reps and there were no dirty useless women around to get in the way of my life.

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>>43205123
I played around in Character AI and had an organization kidnap and tie up Haachama

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>>43205123
my bf came over in the afternoon and bought me a cosplay outfit, he did me while me wearing it later
Other than that I just watched anime by myself during the day, normal day if I'm being honest

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>>43207512
based gays can't stop winning

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>>43207512
straights lost, gays won. gg

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>>43205123
I had great fun watching Haachama attempt to make chocolate

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>>43193465
it draws sideboob and waki real good

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>>43207512
Guess the fanbase

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>>43213541
Roll a dice. Kenzoku, Teammate, Heimin...I guess you could just flip a coin, we don't have any Teamates left.

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>>43207512
congrats anon
anon good to know there are for real submissive boysluts for real in this thread
i will hunt my own i swear

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>>43214689
>real submissive boysluts for real in this thread
Yeah, me

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>>43213541
hooman specifically ava

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OK so I have no fucking idea what to do with the new players. What exactly do "gay nasfaq sex", "mutual funds" and "cookie clicker" look like? Answers on the back of a postcard.

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>>43216936
make gay nasfaq sex either as kronii with an mumei feather, or a towa with a kanata star, to two most gay public erp weve had
mutual funds were originally built off the teamates rp of people raiding a miyatsuko skyscraper so, a skyscraper? or a bank building or something
fuck if i know what for cookie clicker, except maybe a big mouse pointer

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>>43207512
you didn't do this. There are no women on nasfagg

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>>43219943
No shit anon, this thread is filled with homos

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>>43217390
I'll second Towa with a Kanata star, kenzoku and heimin are just born gay

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>>43217390
preferably with japense neon era cyberpunk lighting

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>>43220500
the fapping to Hololive yuri to tranny pipeline... many such cases

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>>43226148
Literally me (and you)

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>>43216936
cookie clicker could be the spongebob chocolate guy with a stack of hats chasing a flying chocolate bar

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>>43226148
she looks like the MC of Eromanga Sensei but legal and with oppai

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>>43228185

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>>43127985
Ayamy version when?

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>>43240465
One from a previous thread. I swear there was another in her purple outfit

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 62.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 226,550,376, a change of 0.52% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,831,880. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.
>Miyabi currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, finally breaking Civia's 10-day streak.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 51):
>Matsuri :: +9.8%
>Iofi :: +6.3%
>Aruran :: +6.2%
>Vesper :: +6%
>Botan :: +5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 29):
>Oga :: -15.3%
>Miyabi :: -8.6%
>Choco :: -8%
>Ayame :: -7.6%
>Nachoneko :: -7.4%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,266,193.97 liquid to start with. This is a change of -2.39% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $9,839,597,106,225.44, a change of -1.84% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $43,432.27. There are 23 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, taking the position back from Gura after only a day.
>Aruran currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 46):
>Ui :: +92.5%
>Rikka :: +55%
>Matsuri :: +39.1%
>Botan :: +35.9%
>Lamy :: +32%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 34):
>Nabi :: -50.2%
>Choco :: -48.2%
>Ina'nis :: -38.7%
>IRyS & Noel :: -31.2%
>Flare :: -29.5%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>6 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>4 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>21 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>5 coins adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>44 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nabi :: $342.80 Up :: $3,542.22 from adj.
>Pekora :: $330.69 Up :: $3,417.13 from adj.
>Ina'nis :: $287.51 Up :: $2,970.97 from adj.
>Botan :: $281.33 Up :: $2,907.10 from adj.
>Ui :: -$279.87 Down :: -$2,891.97 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Haato :: $0.89 Up :: $9.22 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: $5.34 Up :: $55.19 from adj.
>Sana :: $9.94 Up :: $102.70 from adj.
>Rushia :: $14.56 Up :: $150.46 from adj.
>Civia :: $15.93 Up :: $164.60 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $79.37 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $132.80 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$92.18 per hour.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

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https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1626479300424921088?t=pcaMRy9jr0d7OvGnPxIPKw&s=19
Guys guys guys

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>>43242668
It's nothing. This isn't a public offering. This is a public LISTING. It's not going out for anyone to buy, it's going out for anyone to offer. There's a difference.

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>was commuting
>all of the sudden, tummy hort
>remembered that I drank full-cream milk earlier in the morning
>dropped off to the nearest Mcdonalds
>bathroom's full of people
>not good™
>fucked off asap
>tfw had to fucking hold it till I get home
>commute is 2 hrs long
>tried so hard not to crouch or I'd commit an accidental terrorist attack from my rectum
>some old woman asked me if I was okay
>just ignored her because gastrointestinal gasses might come out from my mouth
>finally got home
>literally dashed to the bathroom as the gasses inside my intestines are slowly leaking out
>sat in the toilet
>fuck yeah
>thought I was going to drop some fat shit
>turns out there's nothing but gas
>it keeps blowing outside my ass for a whole fucking minute and half nonstop
>literally felt like a deflating balloon
>mfw just had the longest fart in my life

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>Hopped from Manjaro to Windows late last year because I wanted to play Overwatch 2 and Diablo II's remake
>My permanently pinned nasfaq browser tab was gone and I forgot about this site entirely
>Log in today and find that I've stepped up by 20 ranks
>It's not necessarily because my autotrader was running, but because tons of players that were previously above me are dead/retired

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Anon's 10 minute fart is more likely to negatively impact Hololive than the market announcement is.

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>>43247130
Welcome back.

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>>43221525
I'll third this

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>>43127985
can somebody give me a link for the autotrader

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>>43252988
https://nasfaq.biz/info
>the autotrader is located on the market page, click on the magnifying class then the calendar icon (above the broker paid text).

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>>43242668
Real stocks soon.

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>>43241067
>>43240465
this was the only other one I did and the one you saved was the better one IMO. headcat cute
>>43246725
>ohhhhhhhhhhh I had to shit
>ohhhhhhhhhhh wait no I didn't
10/10 topkek

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 25)
>Ollie :: $45,305.91
>Lamy :: $21,075.53
>Rikka :: $13,381.54

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 55)
>Calliope :: -$18,406.62
>Subaru :: -$16,550.47
>Pekora :: -$14,468.25

Overall Average Adjustment is -$850.54
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,879.72
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,909.75

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and enjoy the red crab.

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>>43258909
>>Calliope :: -$18,406.62
ohhhh

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>>43242668
We're going to be obsolete...

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Choco-sen...

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>>43216936
>people actually suggested "gay nasfaq sex"
>when there's no gay left
>when there's no sex left
>when there's no nasfaq left to speak of

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>>43262016
I also suggested doomposter just for you~

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>>43133402
Just a small update but unfortuantely at the moment honk is really busy with irl stuff so hasn't had a chance yet to get around to this or the fix for the choco.
-trial dev

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>>43247130
the other dead players were getting divs too
its more likely that the coins you had grew harder
coins like ina gura sana kaoru have had insane afk growth that have just stuck there permanently

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>>43252988

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>>43263561
NTA but It took me so long to find. I thought autotrader was only for fund owners

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>>43253094
thanks fren

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This week has been amazing with all the political stuff happening
>Trannies get mad about Hogwarts and attack streamers
>Then one troon goes and gets itself killed
>They start stealing the blackie slang for SAY HER NAME
>The niggers get pissed at the troons
>Now the troons are pissed at the niggers
All the while my graph has been going up to the moon.

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>>43274998
i want her to spit n my mouth

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>>43274998
the promised land for us Zaionites is not far. We shall reach there in due time, inshallah

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Oh yeah, do >we want any new banners for VTL4?

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>>43285412
what banners?

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>>43288549
those scrolling adverts in sports stadiums
those can be modded in too
last i checked theres no standard size but it would help if it started rectangular so it doesnt stretch

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now funds are out we could go meta with it, have one using the autism of electrum, delta, miyatsuko, raymond james, and the haaton funds

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place your votes

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Bets are up for the Kureiji Arcade in about 8 hours.
>BBB you fucking idiot, where's Games 3 and 4?
Well you see, Ollie didn't fucking tell us who the teams are for the Boxing matches, so I can't set up a bet for it.

Numbers Review up shortly.

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>>43294113
>endless 4th grade
she's just like me

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>>43297963
BBB love
Choco's kimono love

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 227,829,753, a change of 0.57% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,847,872. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 4 days.
>Miyabi currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 2 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 46):
>Aruran :: +7.2%
>Melfissa :: +5.6%
>Zeta :: +5.4%
>Matsuri :: +5.3%
>Noel :: +4.6%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 34):
>Oga :: -11.9%
>Rikka :: -9.8%
>Miyabi :: -6.6%
>Ayame :: -6.2%
>Ui :: -6.1%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,287,589.32 liquid to start with. This is a change of 1.69% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $9,910,167,365,113.88, a change of 0.72% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $43,498.13. There are 23 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.
>Aruran currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 50):
>Ollie :: +145.4%
>Nabi :: +89.3%
>Rikka :: +54.5%
>Moona :: +41.7%
>Lamy :: +34.5%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 30):
>Ui :: -30.6%
>Calliope :: -29.5%
>Subaru :: -28.2%
>Melfissa :: -27.1%
>Kanata :: -25.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>10 coins adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>6 coins adjusted red, but are still trending down.
>17 coins adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>47 coins have not interesected with their pre-adjustment value, and are on expected trend lines.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Pekora :: $403.08 Up :: $4,030.84 from adj.
>Ollie :: -$374.92 Down :: -$3,749.21 from adj.
>Suisei :: $293.01 Up :: $2,930.07 from adj.
>Kanata :: $254.55 Up :: $2,545.45 from adj.
>Melfissa :: $252.84 Up :: $2,528.44 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>AZKi :: $0.09 Up :: $0.87 from adj.
>Nana :: -$0.93 Down :: -$9.29 from adj.
>Sora :: -$1.86 Down :: -$18.61 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: $3.77 Up :: $37.72 from adj.
>Izuru :: $3.83 Up :: $38.28 from adj.

Overall Average movement was $61.88 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $114.88 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$87.02 per hour.

Please note that starting tomorrow, the M.O.V.E. Report will no longer tally the number of coins that have fallen on non-expected trend lines. For one thing, these aren't "unexpected" trend lines any longer. Due to the nature of play as it currently stands, a huge number of coins intersect their pre-adjustment value or continue the trend from adjustment. For another, a previous change (which can't be backtracked at the current time) rendered this information significantly less useful. If the previous change can be undone, this information will return in the future, but for now it will be omitted from the report.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

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>>43289788

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>>43280942
My new pet

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friday night bump

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Divs

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>>43311209

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Just as an FYI: If a pot that has no bets in it wins, the system does not distribute any winnings, and the money is just gone.

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>>43272460
chammers love

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>>43313763

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literally half the board is gura daki threads right now lmao

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I just logged in again after like a year..

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>>43330984
Welcome back! Info page will have a most of the info on things but there is an autotrader and mutual funds now

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 34)
>Aki :: $69,548.84
>Gura :: $46,730.78
>Sora :: $25,857.42

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 46)
>Sana :: -$37,711.03
>Miko :: -$23,867.64
>Moona :: -$21,565.49

Overall Average Adjustment is -$209.68
Average Upward Adjustment is $7,548.56
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,944.03

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and we crab today, boys.

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>>43337573
>>Sana :: -$37,711.03
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE TO SHIT

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>>43338655
I apologize to feetfag sanalites for transgressing by putting her in shoes.

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>>43338985
appreciate it

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>>43338655
>>43338985
>forgot to make her chocolate
>I fix
>multi-tier throne toilet
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>43339075
chu

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All Kureiji Arcade bets have been awarded! Hope people enjoyed those streams.

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>>43339503
Scuff kino

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niceu

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This is fine.
Floor 10

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hello are you gay?

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>>43345599
THIS is fine

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you guys want to watch "The Hateful Eight"? It's 3 and a half hours long

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>>43352068
i'd rather watch the endless eight than 3dpd

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>>43352375

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>>43352068
More Tarantino? Always

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Fund Autism for Week 35
New Funds : Lui hips and Suichan Lovers
Gnosis renamed to unvoc and 0% fee (abayo?)
Five nations mostly contains nabi and aki and is on a crazy spike right now.
Aki Love has reached 3rd place networth, from Electrums bitch to main player, and a 40% boost from the current aki spike
Remember to check fees before buying

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i forgot, PISS is also new since last autism, from the same trader as PEE

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>>43354637
Hey! I'm not anyone's bitch!

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If 1 more of you falls under me I'll no longer need to scroll down to seem myself on the leaderboard at 67% zoom.
Would be a huge QOL improvement so it's for a worthy cause.

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>>43357907
Don't worry I'll overtake you soon

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>>43357393
definitely not anymore

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 62.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 228,573,575, a change of 0.33% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,857,170. There are 29 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 5 days.
>Miyabi currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 43):
>Melfissa :: +6.2%
>Sana :: +5.1%
>Kovalskia :: +3.9%
>Temma :: +3.8%
>Matsuri :: +3.4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 37):
>Oga :: -9.7%
>Ollie :: -7.9%
>Nachoneko :: -5.4%
>Ayame :: -4.7%
>Lamy & Roberu :: -4.1%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,327,703.66 liquid to start with. This is a change of 3.12% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $10,511,641,593,051.30, a change of 6.07% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $45,988.00. There are 23 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 1 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 51):
>Aki :: +117.6%
>Sora :: +73.5%
>Aruran :: +57.4%
>Okayu :: +52.1%
>Gura :: +33.6%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 29):
>Rikka :: -58.1%
>Moona :: -46.4%
>Sana :: -44.7%
>Miko :: -43.3%
>Korone :: -29.6%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $66.79 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $114.54 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$86.50 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Miko :: $457.96 Up :: $4,732.29 from adj.
>Botan :: $311.93 Up :: $3,223.29 from adj.
>Moona :: $301.92 Up :: $3,119.88 from adj.
>Luna :: $294.58 Up :: $3,044.00 from adj.
>Korone :: $279.26 Up :: $2,885.69 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Kaoru :: $0.20 Up :: $2.04 from adj.
>Pochimaru :: $0.84 Up :: $8.67 from adj.
>Syrios :: $5.75 Up :: $59.41 from adj.
>Izuru :: $5.97 Up :: $61.68 from adj.
>Polka :: $9.78 Up :: $101.10 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

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>>43367429
look how defencless she is drooling in those pyjamas
lewd

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https://youtu.be/cnA7grRwLbg
Come watch my GF making Holo udon

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we need more silly hats

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money money money

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>>43384583
>>43317608

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>>43381758
>>43385960
heres the hat you deserve

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>>43387233
what the fuck is that even supposed to be?

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>>43387467
used condoms and a pube

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>>43387619
kimochi warui. keep the thread bumped seamonkey I'm going to sleep.

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bump

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live

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It's over

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gay nasfaq sex

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>>43366165
Do you guys do anything special on your birthday?

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It's time to ask proper questions:
Can "we" beat /cm/?

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>>43401318
Log in Animal's Crossing and say hello to villagers I neglected for the past 364 days

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>>43402937
Damn its been years since I remembered about that... maybe I should find my old DS

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>>43403721
The Switch game is pretty good as well, after the first few days where what you can do is limited. There is something special about seeing your old neighbors again when booting up an old save though

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bump

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 33)
>Gura :: $103,307.15
>Marine :: $39,529.07
>Ina'nis :: $37,108.96

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 47)
>Aki :: -$74,635.18
>Shion :: -$36,941.58
>Okayu :: -$18,907.67

Overall Average Adjustment is $1,373.91
Average Upward Adjustment is $11,915.28
Average Downward Adjustment is -$6,027.48

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

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>Miko and Pekora both above 12% div returns
TeeTee

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>>43418278
I wish she made more clazy music videos

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>>43423030
Partly from a lack of time due to college, other reasons potentially too

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i missed fund sell
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>>43408267
>>Marine :: $39,529.07

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>>43426378
i missed out on so much fucking money i may aswell just abayo right now cause im not getting that leaderboard position back, the biggest spike ever if you go from its base point

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>>43408267
wtf

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>>43127985
neat stuff

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And time for the final divegrass poll (I think)
Who is replacing rain cunny in the silver medal spot?
You can select multiple if you want because I'm too lazy to retype all the names again into a different question type and if 10 different players got 1 vote each I'd kill myself.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1zg8_YWKHo16WircB-OhjanWlDj9xQw66pu66Q5a5b_U
My vote is for Friday Night.

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>>43439876
>spoiler
unfathomably based

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 73.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 228,666,710, a change of 0.04% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 2,858,334. There are 28 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 6 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, breaking Miyabi's 3-day streak.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 39):
>Sana :: +9.8%
>Shion :: +7.1%
>Moona :: +6.1%
>Rikka :: +5.6%
>Matsuri :: +5.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 41):
>Aruran :: -12.2%
>Oga :: -9.9%
>Ollie :: -7.6%
>Shien :: -6.4%
>Roberu :: -5.6%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,407,010.12 liquid to start with. This is a change of 5.97% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $11,414,993,308,558.00, a change of 8.59% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $49,919.79. There are 20 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 48):
>Astel :: +129.5%
>Kanata :: +94.3%
>Shien :: +89.4%
>Marine :: +60.3%
>Towa :: +59.7%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 32):
>Aki :: -59.8%
>Shion :: -45.6%
>Okayu :: -30.3%
>Dezmond :: -28.9%
>Sora :: -27.2%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $36.13 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $96.22 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$112.81 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Pekora :: $402.89 Up :: $4,901.81 from adj.
>Suisei :: $370.96 Up :: $4,513.37 from adj.
>Miko :: $332.46 Up :: $4,044.91 from adj.
>Shion :: $309.16 Up :: $3,761.43 from adj.
>Gura :: -$266.10 Down :: -$3,237.52 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Pochimaru :: $0.70 Up :: $8.46 from adj.
>Kaoru :: -$3.29 Down :: -$40.04 from adj.
>Aqua :: $7.21 Up :: $87.76 from adj.
>Izuru :: $10.04 Up :: $122.10 from adj.
>Polka :: $10.34 Up :: $125.80 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

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>>43444576
>>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 6 days.
ohhhhhhhhhhh she shit on mori's crown

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>>43447536
unironically all me

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>>43444576
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 228,666,710
Can we reach 1B before the end of the year?

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>>43450158
>>43454554
let us check
1b - 228666710 is 771333290
in one day a player with their single player coins (at x10) and owning a fund (at x100) can by 110 coins per cycle, over 144 cycles in a day
so similar to a kilowatt hour, lets term a new unit, the playerdayTM as 15840 suisei (144x110) for 1 player over one day
77133290 is 48695 player days , and with 200 or so active players that would take 243 days
so if literally every single active player made a fun, and used that fund just to buy suisei, its possible