/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Last thread: >>43036391

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053609
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053630
AMEN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053630
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053609
Frames:
>live
Shinri - Home Sweet Home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1v43ruPoLs

>upcoming
Flayon - Ring Fit Adventure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aegB7G_sbpM
Hakka - Valentines Cupcake Making
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSYiRERqI2E
Flayon & Hakka - ??? Cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G_oKRgauVU
Magni - Chocolate Making Handcam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZQdKc-LI-I
Magni - Unarchived Love Songs Karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKQ4JB1o4iY

[Anonymous No.]

Good thing the thread died JUST after we started getting bait replies

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a world where Bettel debuted over Altare as the leader of HQ...

[Anonymous No.]

i couldn't think of an edition...
>>43053609
sauce: https://twitter.com/cytsseventeen/status/1625351546929283077?s=20&t=pQH4ip9gPlnFoP6AN_Qj2w

[Anonymous No.]

first time in years that I have Valentine's plans so I can't make it to any of Flay's streams this evening
I am sadness

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry Flay and go on an aquarium date with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053738
HQ would have fallen apart for real…

[Anonymous No.]

Will you be my Valentine, /mans/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053609
>>43053754
Too skinny but hot damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053938
are you an actual female below the age of 27?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053938
no way fag __chu~*__

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053738
HQ would have died after three months.

[Anonymous No.]

>that was a big rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053992
Anon don't lie, your standards are not that low

[Anonymous No.]

>There’s wolves in Thailand?
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053927
>>43054028
Why are Altventurers like this?

[Anonymous No.]

I can’t stop thinking about Shinri’s VP being the same as the alarm clock batsu he did for Altare. What the fuck man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053938
my life is too unstable. we can be homotines

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053630
Amen
>>43053754
Jobber

[Anonymous No.]

It's kinda funny that even people who know Axel in real life, who presumably don't know about his vtubing stuff, refer to him as a dog too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053938
I asked /mans/ that yesterday and I was "no way fag"d so I'm still pretty heartbroken.
I think it would be best if we remained just friends.

[Anonymous No.]

My response to leaders letter

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054223
>Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054310
Vesper, please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053630
in the name of josuijisus, amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054310
:(

[Anonymous No.]

Brotubers, this you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054383
hot ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054310
that's not nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054310
Tsundere desperately taping the pieces back together as soon as he's out of sight

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054383

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054383
As a femanon this is the dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054305
I'm not him baby girl I can treat you better I will give you my prized possession: Precure Trading Cards

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054484
Same sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054383
Altare really fits the role of the guy here...

[Anonymous No.]

That was a sick shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054456
Altnowa is just Helga and Arnold now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054383
I am the last straight female Tempura thats not into pegging

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054383
Okay but seriously what's the point of a strapon?
Is it just underwear with a dildo attached to it? is the only "gratification" the woman's getting in this scenario is what she's doing to the guy? kind of like how fingering does nothing for the fingerer beyond being pleased with himself he has that influence on the fingeree.
Or is there another dildo on the in-side of the strapon so the thrusting translates into some form of downstairs fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054383
if im gonna get fucked in the ass it might as well be an actual dick. preferably flays

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054484
correct

[Anonymous No.]

god that stretch...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054488
what precure though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054383
U-uoh

[Anonymous No.]

I want Regis Altare to fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054383
TOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054835
I have GoPri, Tropical, and Heartcatch cards

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053897
Flay is the perfect shota boyfriend because despite being a shota he’s still taller than me and is strong enough to lift me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054583
>secretly has a shrine of altare's merch and bubblegums
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

[Spoiler] my heart hurts whenever I think of Altare in pain, but I also think of hurtful situations to put him into all the time. I can't stop, I don't want him to go through hurt but my imagination just goes in the direction of hurting him in the most painful ways, specially emotionally, because you know that emotional hurt would stay with him longer than physical pain, I cause pain to myself in the process but I keep doing this over and over again [/Spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055002
I wish unimaginable pain upon you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055002
Cmon man...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055002
Newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055002

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054948
i dont remember writing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055002
Hot. What painful situations would you put him through?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054948
This anon gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055002
your spoiler reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055002
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054070
I'm just trying to get something man...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054383
yeah, unironically. I'm very straight btw. this is just a way for us men to give back some power that we had over women. it's really good for building a healthy and equal relationship with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054383
femanon here, my boyfriend introduced me to tempus lmao (he won't let me peg him though....)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054969
>oh Altare how I hate you yet I love you...you make my manhood tremble
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1625555867666944002

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054383
genuinely, can you be a straight man and enjoy being pegged?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055337
i'm going to steal his strawberry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055367
my boyfriend says he's straight and enjoys being pegged by me but i think otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054691
There are many models. There are some that are double-edged and other that are just dildos that sit on your groin and doesn't really do much. Most of the pleasure is just psychological as the guy gets emasculated and the woman gets to feel in charge. It's frankly a lot of work since the guy is always way bigger and heavier so he needs to do a lot of compromises in terms of positioning, cleaning things out beforehand so you don't have a brown mess, and dealing with the fact the woman probably can't really thrust that well. if there is no extreme psychological pleasure then its just not that good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054691
>spoiler
Former, yes; latter, sometimes (depends on the type but they do sell ones like that)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055426
Do not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054691
with a normal strap, you can get pressure/stimulation on your clit that varies depending on the strap style and dildo used

there are actually "strapless" dildos (ie the feeldoe) where there's a part that goes inside the top

you can always add in vibrators etc for extra stimulation

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054948
truly the perfect boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054691
Depends on the model, some of them do have a shorter dildo on the other end but the woman would still feel something as the strap-on enters and exits the guy. It's different from fingering in that sense: you wouldn't cum if you fingered someone else but you'd still feel something if you were to use a strap-on

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
i want to pat flay's head

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
I WILL RAPE ALL OF THEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055367
god gave us prostates for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
I want to be taken on a date by leader and never go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
Bettel, Altare and Axel looking real yummy here

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
tempus has too many tsunderes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
Why is Leader so cute? How could someone cheat on a guy as sweet as him... How could you see him and not want to wish him happiness...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055660
all men are tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
UUUUUUU BETTEL SEX SEX SEX SEEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
hkka looks so young

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
What a perfect drawing, they are all so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055706
it all makes sense now... they talk about how much they hate us but cant get enough of us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
i want altare and he isn't even my kamioshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
I want to take Magni on a date, spoil him with fancy gifts and good food then bring him home and peg him until he pisses himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
cute cute CUTE tsun maglord

[Anonymous No.]

Hey- I like you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
vesper looks like he's picking his nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
Flayon's outfit... his expression... I love

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055823
Y-you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055823
appropiate for the conversation above

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
Give me the Shiny Spicy boys, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
Bettel looks handsome with his hair back

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
Shy "It's Valentine's Day, so...t-take this, I guess" Bettel, suspicious "I spiked your drink while you went to the bathroom" leader, drunk "What? I kissed that guy in front of you?" Axel, cheerful "let's go to the arcade before the movie" Hakka...excellent

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055906
honestly bettelions won with the alternative hairstyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055916
>I spiked your drink while you went to the bathroom" leader
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43054948
Imagine being carried by Flay ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055823
Okay, I like you too I guess.... just because it's Valentines...

[Anonymous No.]

How can you even claim to be an altare fan if you wouldn't even let him fuck you in the ass huh

[Anonymous No.]

this part with the titan is kinda silly. it's not scary anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
flayon designing his valentine's outfit makes him all the more cute i..... i'm overwhelmed with emotions for my mechaoshi ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055916
ToT leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056015
I won't let him because he enjoys the hunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055332
>vesper sleepwalks into altare’s room and gropes him in his sleep

[Anonymous No.]

the thumbnail for magni's menshi stream is sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055984
please... it's too early to daydream ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056113
The title is what really gets me going

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055535
>heart actually skipped a beat when looking at my oshi
Send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056113
FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055791
Based ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055984
imagine being benchpressed by flay

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056181
let me guess, betsy?

[Anonymous No.]

As a straight male, I don't know if I should watch to support the boys or tune out and memory hole today.

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm trying to make the boys into DnD 5E / PF 2E characters and I'm kind of on the fence about whether to go full lore accurate or include their streaming personalities as well. How do you tackle this when writing fanfic, fanfic writers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056113
he looks like a woman in it. a femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056113
>>43056164
I can't keep still, I'm so excited it's embarrassing

[Anonymous No.]

How can you even claim to be an altare fan if you wouldn't even sit under the table while he's streaming competitive fps and suck him off to relieve his frustration huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056264
Tune out, drink with me instead brother. We can do puzzles while the boys get their BFE stream quota for the year in

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055791
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056264
keep stream tabs open?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056264
Axel might do an fps stream for you boys, in JP though

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056267
Streaming Personalities>Lore Personalities

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056254
Nice guess but nope.

[Anonymous No.]

the wall got him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056267
their lore personalities aren't fleshed out enough to solely rely on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056416
magni then

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056267
personal favorite way to do it is to go a little backwards, starting with their streaming personality but applying their lore gradually in ways that fits the way they act so that you aren't losing any of the magic associated with them. basically re-mold their lore around them

[Anonymous No.]

that got me wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055984
>>43056219
>All of this, with his cutie upbeat demeanour
Guys stop, you’re making me yume

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056278
i've never watched an rp stream before so i don't know what to expect. an hour seems pretty long to do solo roleplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056474
You actually got it, good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056610
save yourself sister... i'm already too far gone

[Anonymous No.]

Where the fuck is the Flayon/Altare drawing vod?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056839
gone here's the archive >>43026402

[Anonymous No.]

How do axelotls cope with axel being a feral neechan hunter and constantly flirting with hot cosplay models? Is he only for cuckqueens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056938
i admire their fortitude honestly

[Anonymous No.]

is that how you open a safe? i never owned nor used one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43055791
Such a nice fantasy! I want to ride him while he has a vibrator against his prostate, making him a moaning and sobbing mess, milking every last drop out of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056264
I watch both boys and girls. So for today, it's the girls. You can always just watch Axel or Shinri if you don't want valentines streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056938
He then says he loves us equally and I'm so horny that I'll believe him

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056919
What. Well thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056938
he's for the "i can fix him" types

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056938
axelotls are either male horn dogs like him, lesbians or sexy neechans

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056264
Shinri is literally just doing a completely normal horror game stream, and Bettel's Siri stream is just going to be a goofy bit. It's not like they're all going to be romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056992
cute blankettako

[Anonymous No.]

>>43053609
Me on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057022
That's kind of sad, don't you have any standards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057102
flayon doing his normal ring fit and i bet altare is going to do a snailtare goofy date

[Anonymous No.]

ummm rate the stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056264
I thank both god and jesus that I'm not an insecure straight male. Just don't watch anything you don't want to watch, you don't need to force yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056938
I'm not an Axelyume, but he seems genuinely such a sweet and loving person. He also has said that he isn't interested in getting to know or meet the neechans he follows for lewd content and wouldn't want a girlfriend who posts such content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057168
i trust altare to deliver a proper bfe vday experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057168
altare's yumes would secretly never forgive him if he just did a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057168
Leader seemed a bit defeated when he talked about it being bfe so I believe he will actually try to make it at least a bit serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057286
why would I be upset as long as he is being cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057286
Lol, you have no idea what you're talking about. Altare is a brat who does the bait and switch all the time, and people love it. It's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Judge magni 2 in february, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057276
I'll be happy with whatever but I'm hoping for Yantare ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057286
I'd love him more if he does goofy/silly stuff for the "date" ngl, his goofiness is what turned me into a yume. While a thoughtful, kinda intimate date is great, being a goofy kid is in character for him and it'd be a more realistic bfe in his case

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057286
i love my cute leader when he’s silly most of all, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't be a yume on Valentine's Day, I can't suppress my overwhelming loneliness with escapism on this day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057159
He's hot and retarded idgaf

[Anonymous No.]

I want to violently inseminate Flay and fill him several times with my cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057168
His VP is a solid indicator that it will be a serious date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057451
there has already been so much yantare content recently I actually don't think I would survive

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056610
You're forgetting the best part
>emotionally mature and considerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057276
He already did in the voice pack though? And he's doing another T3 ASMR this week as well. Why would he do that a third time for free?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057451
He was still on the fence about doing Yantare content at all but god I need it one day. I'll T4 him immediately

[Anonymous No.]

What is going to happen
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1625568729563074583

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057667

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057528
because it's valentine's day?
i mean, i'd be fine with a silly/goofy stream as well, i just don't think he'll go that route (too much) today. don't make me eat my words leader!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057667
HE REALLY IS TAKING EVERYTHING FROM MAGNIIII~!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057667
WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057667
Oh we're gonna be eating good tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057667
That dirty slut just pretends!
He enjoys dressing as a maid!
That little faggot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057667
he really is just the more attractive magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057721
kek magmaid btfo

[Anonymous No.]

Shota vibes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057837
can't say i agree as a fellow shotayume but i support you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057837
cute cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057721
dezmaid leans into it and betmaid pretends to be reluctant. very different vibes

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057944
this. one's a whore and the other is a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057667
UUUUWHAHAHAAHHAAAAAA BETTEL SEX SE XSEXCECSD IIEJD FLIPPING OVER HIS MAID DRESS AND GIVING HIM A PROSTATE MASSAGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057667
magni's going to rail that after his streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057837
sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058065
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

I guess I've finally come to the realization that I'm sharing this thread with women

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057944
maid cafe with begni...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057667
Sorry guys, he's only doing it once. Also he didn't give us Phantom with the little bow? He hates us.

[Anonymous No.]

This is kinda hot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058065
no, they will both be servicing fat ojisans

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057712
The thing is, Altare is a child who likes playing goofy pranks on his fans, and he's not confident enough to do a live romantic RP seriously.

He's also doing the love song karaoke, so I'd definitely guess that is going to be the "serious" portion of the night and the "date" is going to be mostly just a gag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057987
Can't be a whore if you do it for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058157
macro anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058119
happy valentines day straightbro. chu :*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058200
Only for a while, then I'd want a role reversal into the micro anon... And given to Flay

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058119
How does it feel to be surrounded by people who are excited to be pandered to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056264
As a straight male, you should watch and take notes. This is what women want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058341
You mean like on every other corner of /vt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058288
this is borderline vore... hot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058119
I feel cursed. All the threads I frequent have women in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057667
My dick is bursting

[Anonymous No.]

Rrat: Flayon gets low views because people are too embarassed to watch a shota with the chance of anyone catching them

[Anonymous No.]

my headphones vibrated...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058463
Borderline? Well that is certainly a line I hope would be crossed, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058523
you dont have a dick anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057667
Magni just can't have one thing, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058540
Flayon doesn't even count as a proper shota, he's just a young guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058645
The dick in my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058540
Or, and hear me out on this one, it might seem shocking but he's actually not entertaining :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058677
He can have Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058763
actually KYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058677
...I legitimately thought you meant that in a greedy bisexual way instead of a stolen thunder way

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058763
die

[Anonymous No.]

FLAYON KISS AND LOVE!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058763
>dat spoiler
I will rip your peepee off and feed it to the dogs :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058677
It feels like people are just running with them being so similar that they are giving Bettel things influenced by Magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058677
they are twins separated at birth it cant be helped

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058540
as opposed to watching any other kind of anime vtuber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058939
>>43059006
The trope with matching twinsies servicing you except it's Magni and Bettel in maid outfits ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058540
I was watching him before VG moved their timeslots and started overlapping. Now I can't catch him as often ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059066

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059210
Good thanks
>handholding
LEWD ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>43058540
i think its just his niche game taste that isolates potential fans, he does well with his drawing streams but enough /#/ for today i am going to fuck my shota wife until he cries even if he plays games i dont have enough autism to enjoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057667
>a branch full of trannies and faggots
as long as they don't cry when no man actually watches them

[Anonymous No.]

theyre...communicating

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059305
my onaholes are so cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059210
love this for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059271
i'm not into any of the games he plays but you bet i'll keep watching 5 hours of him jobbing in megaman if it means he can be happy doing what he wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059281
Cry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059476
same same!! i always keep his streams open no matter whaAIEEEEEE MENSHI LEAK!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059305
shota behaviors…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059533
shit ive been caught NIGERO

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059613
NOT SO FAST

[Anonymous No.]

There will be no more brotubers after today

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059682
good.

[Anonymous No.]

jane is a fujo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059524
kill yourself tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059709
She is a writer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059672
what is that orange thing...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059763
an Egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059682
Tempus is for the ladies, deal with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059271
>>43059476
>>43059533
exactly, our wife is so cute that it's worth the long streams of games i just can't make myself care about

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059672
this is genuinely the most disturbing image i've seen posted here

[Anonymous No.]

Can we agree that Altare doesn’t hate Vesper because he no longer cares about him enough to feel that strong an emotion over him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059813
But it's so cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059682
Do you stop talking to your bros because they do a thing on Valentine's?
Besides I like seeing the yumes and fujos all giddy, it's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059813
even more disturbing that biblically accurate baldtare angel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059305
they deserve loving and affectionate correction
together because I'm feeling especially kind today

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059813
adbl magni and magni fucking a magmite are worse tbdesu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059875

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059901
Magni fucking a magmite? The koikatsu one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059813
someone post abdl magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059875
yes
>>43059901
ok yeah adbl magni is a strong contender... man magmites are sick fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059901
abdl magni is still the worst one. worse than altare being fucked by a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059950
there's a koikatsu one ???

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059911
this is just weird, not nightmare-inducing

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060000
There's a non koikatsu one??

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059763
Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060000
The magmites in it are drawn, it's Magni fucking John's wife while John in in the background. But what picture are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

<3 Maguni

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059861
why would you talk about yourself in third person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059682
going to spam pregnant and ring emojis in chat for the funzies wym

[Anonymous No.]

I crave this idol and you should too

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get over the Magni vp... The though of getting forcefully grabbed by the chin while he examines your face, the tone of his voice when he teases you about glaring him... ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

[Anonymous No.]

How's Vesper's valentine vp? With that title on valentine's day, I'm not sure it's serious, funny, yandere, or kinky, I'm confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060543
i'm more into the putting him in a jar part myself, glad he had something for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060551
yes yes yeppy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060551
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060551
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060599
It is quite versatile for such a short clip, I fucking love this stupid man

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is that "vp" you guys are talking about?
wrong answers only

[Anonymous No.]

pretty eyes lines in vps always make me laugh because i have dark brown eyes kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060551
YES!!!! KISSKISS FOR FLAYFLAY MWAH MWAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060804
vaginapenis

[Anonymous No.]

>i've not been pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060809
But dark brown eyes can be beautiful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060804
ves per

[Anonymous No.]

Well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060551
Yes.
It's normal for married couples to kiss! :3

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri is talking about pregnancy and there are no pregnant emojis in chat
What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

Magnolia my love...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060995
this is definitely bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060809
don't be so self-hating, it's cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060995
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060804
Vore play

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056938
I'm not a yume for Axel, I just think he's a really good kid and I want only the best things for him, I also think he's funny as fuck.

t. hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060995
He's going to roleplay an actual date, I'm sure of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061179
Lol, I'm more certain than ever that he's fucking with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060995
i still have no idea if this is gonna be an actual date or some wacky cringe shit from the resident shota of HQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060995
Unlike Vesper, Altare has no straight male fans so nothing to get worked up over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060995
Slam the door shut and continue my date with the handsome snail in my living room.

[Anonymous No.]

Did everyone here miss the ASMR he did and his bday/valentine VP? Also his comment about needing to do more BFE (despite sounding quite defeated about it)? Just don't be disappointed when it's serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060896
>>43061045
its funny when it's compared with an object like in shinris

[Anonymous No.]

>>43060809
Anon, that's literally my favorite eye color, don't be harsh on yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061478
as someone with altare as my oshi i will kill management if they force him to do more BFE he doesn’t want to do. his goofy weirdness is all i want

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061478
? no one missed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061478
I'm not a yume for him, but I wish he wouldn't make himself do it if he hates it. Can altyumes enjoy the bfe if they know that he doesn't like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061675
i doubt he outright hates it, it's probably just not his ideal content

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057386
>a brat who does bait and switch
Sounds familiar…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061478
I really doubt it. Altare tends to paywall the serious stuff because he's embarrassed by it, and he's doing a membership ASMR this week as well. I don't see why he'd do a serious RP AND a serious love song karaoke. I'm assuming the date is the joke and the karaoke will be the serious fan service for the night. He's not really that shy about singing sexy songs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43059682
Did you forget someone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061604
I think he's near Magni levels of not doing things he doesn't want to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061675
yes, i love non-con

[Anonymous No.]

>>43057667
Wow he looks ripe for abuse

[Anonymous No.]

Am i finally the last straight male in /MANS/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061849
Not after I'm done with you >:3d

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061775
The only real brotuber.

[Anonymous No.]

Truly the whitest man alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061849
thought this art was a very wide axel behind a desk kek

[Anonymous No.]

Let's be realistic, Altare would make for an absolutely horrible boyfriend. Like totally awful and unfit for the role

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061849
You will never be the last straight male in /MANS/ so long as I live

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062010
but i want to be neglected by leader :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061775
Of cause they had to memory hole him.Why else do you think /MANS/ hate him so very much, he is the only one left that refuse to kneel to this filthy "women".

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061920
HOLY SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061849
nah. but most of the other straightbros have probably abandoned mans for today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062010
no shit, he’s a needy clingy controlling menhera with massive trust issues. that’s why he’s perfect for fantasizing about but not actually dating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062010

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062085
he’s kneeling to suck kronii’s massive futa cock though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062010
true i don't trust anyone who hates sakura

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062010
Who would be the actually good boyfriends? Just Shinri and Flayon? Maybe Hakka but I don't watch enough of him to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062101
they aren't straightbros, they are straightfags(however contradictory that might sound) who can't stand fujo art and textwalls, that's where you show how much of a man you really are, going through obstacles without batting an eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061775
thr vesties being alone on valentines is kinda fitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062010
Let's be honest, the only boyfriendable member of Tempus is Shinri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062085
Imagine Vesper...
with a woman...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062010
he is a clingy and posessive schizo but thats exactly why I like him

[Anonymous No.]

Lol I honestly doubt any of you would reject altare if he ever asked for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062213
And Hakka, and Flay Flay and Magni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062289
>doubt any of you would reject altare if he ever asked for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062148
>kronii’s massive futa coc
kronii's cock used to be his cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062244
he is definitely a homosexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061849
*I* am the last straight Spartacus.
>>43062101
I have /mans/ open on the side monitor most of the day when I'm not studying or playing something, Valentines themed yume-thirst posting isn't going to scare me off so easily.
>>43062174
>>43062213
Why not Magni? He's funny.
Please I need more people to say Magni, being funny is one of the only things I have going for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062380
vesper is a tranny..

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062380

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062289
why would I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061849
Thats where youre wrong fucko

[Anonymous No.]

>>43061920
Phantom in tears, begging you to look at how pretty Bettel is and how he would absolutely make a good boyfriend who most likely wouldn't destroy your life irreparably, so please accept him. Look at him, would lil Phantom lie to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062010
Flayon called him boyfriend material and I believe him
Though I would prefer if he was always one snap away from killing me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062400

[Anonymous No.]

>let's go get stabbed

[Anonymous No.]

>OK, let's go get stabbed and call it a day.
I swear the things the horror games make this guy say kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062337
Hakka, hmm. Good cook, affectionate, so maybe a contender if he didn't come across as a preteen.
Flayon, no comment
Magni, I like the guy but he seems like he'd be extremely clingy and needy all the time. That would get exhausting after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062039
>>43062101
>>43062429
Looks like its us 4 than, we shall see who will be the last one standing after today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43056938
I'm a straight brotuber, I live vicariously through his stories because they remind me of my high school days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062675
What do you win if you're the last straight man on /mans/?

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>>43062429
I don't know if he'd be too much of a workaholic or too stubborn. And then that thing he said about his way to like someone/confess would be to ghost them for a week.
But hey, for what it's worth I'm a Magyume, so I do find him attractive, especially his wit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062289
you are so weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062429
Magni would make a good bf
>funny
>cute tsundere but faithful
>allows himself to vulnerable after getting close
I would love a Maguni bf. Him being menhera time to time isn't an "issue" at all. I like my men honest when theyre feeling like shit because the ones that refuse to admit it ironically are dogshit at covering it up. It shows a lack of trust

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062814

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062174
Honestly, I'd say just Shinri and Hakka. Flayon seems like he has some trouble reading social cues and would say the wrong thing a lot. Shinri and Hakka can both cook, and they seem considerate of the people around them. Both have said they're lazy, but they ironically also seem to be two of the most productive, organized members of Tempus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062429
class clown types like bettel and magni are for lusting and fujoposting over, not dating. sorry dude. :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062904
He would leave a big bowl of chocolate pudding in every room.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1625597222976122880

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062174
I legitimately think Magni would make a great boyfriend. He is very funny and caring, a little bit tsundere, extremely cute. He also seems to be very straightforward with his words, if he doesn't like something he would voice it and not just explode one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062814
A thread full of fujos and yumes who don't acknowledge your presence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062675
aw cute, i ship you all

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062539
Mama? Papa? uuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

New fics doko…tisker to all the new ones but…more…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063128
i'm working on an almond thing! it's my first fic in a while and first chuuba/tempus fic so i'm nervous

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063128
Is whoever made the fujo-chan x incel-kun fic still around?
Is it a done deal or are you going to add something? I'm embarrassed to admit I'm invested in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062954
Id force feed him his 2 day long chocolate pudding until he Learns
>>43062919
>I cant read social cues
>flayon cant read social cues
WE ARE perfect for eachother plus Flayon really does try his best to understand. He's wonderful boyfriend material

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062973
he's on a date with the tax collector

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1625554693010395138

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062954
Is this supposed to be a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063320
this yume is killing me

[Anonymous No.]

So when is vanguard doing a twitch takeover

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063320
shinyume-chan…

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063320
ok this was kinda cute at first but now i'm starting to get concerned for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063320
this is my favorite yume

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063374
? curious as to why you care about this, no flame

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063224
>>I cant read social cues
>>flayon cant read social cues
>WE ARE perfect for eachother
Ah yes, the famous "they're desperately in love with each other but are a pair of dumb idiots who are literally the last people to know they're effectively a couple so they dance around each other and the topic for months before one of them stutters out a confession so intense it might as well be a proposal" dynamic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063390
shinri just has that effect man

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063424
HQ did it so why shouldn't VG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063188
Eyy gl anon almond love

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063320
ϵ( ᷄ᯅ ᷅ )϶

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063320
koifish having whiskers is funny. i imagine all the shinyumes to be gay ojisans

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062916
A prize worth fighting for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063374
never. it was clearly a management pushed thing for whatever reason and the backlash was enough for them to never stream on twitch again

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063424
They do have Twitch channels set up

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063574
It was shit for the most part but Magni's magcoin betting was actually really fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063435
And that's the final episode of the anime so you never get to see their relationship as bf and gf

[Anonymous No.]

are there any watchalongs you'd want from the boys? no i am not a tempus member fishing for future stream ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063323
Well if you like ants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062675
>4
Not so fast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063721
Yeah yeah whatever you say Axel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063435
NTA but sounds perfect to me. The thought of an actual relationship doesn't do much for me but I live for mutual pining. Shota being head over heels and me being too socially oblivious to notice! Me having feelings but taking them to my grave! ToT

[Anonymous No.]

is it gay to want to date nagni? just checking.
t. straightbro

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063721
the purge marathon

[Anonymous No.]

This is how I have been feeling today

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063721
(insert anon's favorite anime here)

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063721
Flayon's upcoming Pokemon the First Movie watchalong already sounds amazing and perfectly hits my nostalgia.
I only wish I knew how to prepare; it's not on Netflix so I don't know what we'll be using for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063721
I want them to watch a really fucked up horror film together. Like an Italian giallo film, especially if Bettel is there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063995
Yeah idk if we use the same thing hlgg uses for the hologirls or if we have our own thing for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064031
altare’s hereditary watchalong was really good

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064035
I'm not familiar with that at all. Only watchalongs I've done so far are Magni's Sonic Prime and Leader's Edgerunner which were both Netflix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063390
She just likes him a normal amount

[Anonymous No.]

I bought a grand ferrero rocher...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063995
I use a site called moviekids dot tv for free HD shows/movies during watchalongs

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064169
I bought the exact same thing
Magmites really are a hivemind when you get down to it.

[Anonymous No.]

sorry for the delay in putting vesper’s schedule on the teamup, i got it now. if any rescheduling had to be done for today, please let me know.
happy valentine’s day /MANS/! let’s all have fun together!
t. teamupanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063721
I want to watch Black Butler with Magni and Hakka since they're both fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064349
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064349
thanks for your hard work anon
valentines day chu

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064349
thank u anon chu~*

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063881
You are still straight in this scenario. Magni is a woman after all.
Actually, wouldn't that mean that most magyumes are lesbians then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064168
I wonder what clicks with them that they become like this
Like eri with vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064168
i think it's funny she didn't join shinri's membership until well after she started yumeposting about him

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064349
Thank you so much for your hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1625601799469285376

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063128
I have a brain worm for Shintare but I don't know how to write it out . . .

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063995
How do you people not know how to torrent movies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064169
>>43064309

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064309
It makes me happy that multiple magmites are eating his fave chocolate together... Weird sense of community I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064647
what’s the idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064621
poor dingo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064363
>black butler
God i hated season 2 the relationship of that blond twink and the discount sebastian

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064621
Jesus, enough pitybaiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064621
Axel... this poor boy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064650
No no, I know how to torrent, and I even had/have the movie on my hard drive because I meant to watch it a while back, but different releases/platforms tend to be synced slightly differently. Like with how the big Netflix DUN sound was used as the indicator on one of the watchalongs and how they have precise timers on screen for keeping up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064517
i know you are hee hee ha haing but i'm a lesbian magmite who has always seen him as a broshi but recently have been having weird feelings about him and now i'm questioning my sexual identity... this is like when i was 15 but in reverse

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062980
>if he doesn't like something he would voice it and not just explode one day
it feels more like he'd bottle it up or if he didn't like something you did he'd stonewall you until he explodes one day desu

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish Altare was my stay at home housewife

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064721
omg this could be altmachi, hot

[Anonymous No.]

JWU what have I missed? aside from the dubious posts in a SFW board

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064676
Altare being dicked by Shinri while he praises him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43063721
I like Star Trek, so maybe the movies?
Didn't Vesper say he was going to do a watchalong at some point? I only vaguely keep track of Vesper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064913
God bless Magni, bringing back women to the right path

[Anonymous No.]

>>43065005
shinri played home sweet home and bettel in 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064913
You're merely confusing attraction to 2D with attraction to 3D.
Like how when a guy thinks he'd love a Tsundere girlfriend only to find out it's a pretty miserable experience outside of anime.
If you had felt that way about his rm that would be a different story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43065039
hot ToT it’s what he deserves… a DILF giving him copious praise and love…

[Anonymous No.]

Best Tempus blunt rotation
>Me
>Shinri
>Magni
>Hakka
Magni would have us pissing our pants with laughter. Shinri would cook us a perfect meal. And Hakka would fit right in since we’re both spics and love to smoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>43064926
Hmm, agree to disagree I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>43065318
yeah fair enough, good point. i'm definitely not into his rm and don't have sexual/below-the-belt thoughts about him as magni either. but definitely some of those middle school crush flutters/jitters. i swear it's all the magnolia fanart getting to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43065763
>i swear it's all the magnolia fanart getting to me.
It probably unironically is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43065763
How do you feel about Regina?

[Anonymous No.]

I think Tempus should do a One Piece watchalong, since the first episode, if they want to use One Pace it's up to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>43065121
Yes, he said he wanted to do some star Trek watch-alongs in memberships after he's done with the ms meme art

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Oh are we talking about sexuality now?
I went from feeling nothing about guys to obsessed with finding a guy like Bettel or Flayon. Thought I preferred woman a bit more but now I realize I only like stinky fujo/yume women and pathetic little meow meow men

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066189
im going to slurp flayon and altare

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_B49Fl0skM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_B49Fl0skM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_B49Fl0skM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_B49Fl0skM
Isn't this what vesper did on sunday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43065763
Fucking femboys and slightly affectionate fruity men turning everyone bisexual these days I swear
Not that uncommon really I've seen an autistic egirl I follow on Twitter realize she was bisexual after 18 years of being a lesbian because of one guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43065763
>>43065819
This lady? Yeah, I would die for her
Gosh, imagine if she was actually real. I would go full gosling for her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066286
Yeah but better since it isn't just managers breathing down his neck and/or making up answers

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066286
Shameless...

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel's stream cannot come any sooner

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066330
>Spoiler
Same brother same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43062106
>he’s a needy clingy controlling menhera
That sounds perfect for real, though

[Anonymous No.]

get ready yumes of /MANS/, for the parasocial overlapping superbowl of pandering streams
t. excited yume

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNOLIA WILL NEVER BE REAL AND YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HOT SWEATY LESBIAN SEX WITH A TSUNDERE

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/1625603295212630016
>Happy valentine's day lol

[Anonymous No.]

Some of the boys seem far, FAR more parasocial than any of the girls and that scares me

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066601
>parasocial overlapping superbowl of pandering streams

READY!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066693
You people are so retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066678
>There aren't any funny numbers
Wasted chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066693
this is because girls just need to be nice to guys and they get paid. the boys have to explicitly pander with parasocial behavior to make it clear they're acting bfe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066316
I think sexuality isn't gay/straight/bi, it's more like a spectrum from 0 to 10 where 0 is uncompromising straight, 10 is uncompromising gay and 5 is maximum bi.
I suspect most straight people are a 1 or a 2 and most gay people are more a 9 or an 8.
Where 1 is "I'm straight for all intents and purposes but a guy that's perfectly feminine would stir something inside despite that" and 9 is the gay version of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066761
69
420

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066562
Anon as a male that is bros with someone like that(good looking too) his relationship are turbulent and full of drama. I dunno if thats really what you want kek. Its fun for me to watch the drama unfold from the sideline tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066786
are you also on the spectrum, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

vesper noir

[Anonymous No.]

>>43065836
regina's very cute too but she's just not the same...

>>43066330
i know right. if someone has recommendations for female vtubers that are like magnolia personality wise, i'd be interested...

[Anonymous No.]

I consider myself bi but I've only ever been attracted to women. I staunchly believe that being attracted to anime guys has no bearing on one's real life sexuality since they're so unlike real men (so yume away my lesbian sisters). I consider myself bi because I suppose in theory I could be attracted to a man, if only they were clean and beautiful like women or my 2-d oshis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066887
vesper noir

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066844
FUCK YOU
I knew someone was going to make that joke the moment I hit "submit"

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066761
>Wasted chance
Well you can get a 420 Teapot if you want funny numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066286
Bettel has been doing the Siri bits for a while now. It's a running gag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eO4fob9d0o

[Anonymous No.]

>>43066887

[Anonymous No.]

axel syrios

[Anonymous No.]

GET ME OUT OF THIS TIMELOOP, AME!

[Anonymous No.]

BETTEL ON THE TELLY

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JESTER ON THE TELLY

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MY PATHETIC HUSBAND ON THE TELLY

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>>43067018

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FINALLY SOMETHING TO GET OUT OF DEAD HOURS

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classy clown clussy on the telly

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>>43066693
>and that scares me
Weak. It fills me with joy although most of their parasocialness is fake, I hope you know that

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>>43066887
What is a Vesper

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>>43067048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNc-QH2bNhk

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It's midnight, I REALLY should be getting my sleep schedule in order.
Buuuuut I want to see my Jester bro job on his date so I guess that's not happening.

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Valentine's Day starts now I guess

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>>43066895
Which Tempus boy spurred this revelation anon?

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>>43062106
He just like me fr

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>>43067192
it's already 15th Feb here...

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>>43067192
>Valentine's Day starts now I guess

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>>43066392
His siri thing was going from the start of his debut

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>>43067187
I'm sick in bed so I've been sleeping all day, fully charged for the YUMEBOWL

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so this was pre recorded?

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>You guys ever been to a restaurant?

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Phantom's got a lil bow

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>>43067350
Every Bettel stream is a prerecorded experience

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>Bettel’s Valentine’s day stream is him cucking his yumes with a robot

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>>43067381
He said
>You guys ever been to restaurant(tm)

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keked by another ai... what do they have that i dont?

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>>43067334
>picrel
Beautiful

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>siri stands bettel up
>we will be his date instead
PLEASE

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>>43067425
Bettel's Valentine's day stream is an army of Yumes hoping the date goes poorly so they have a chance as a rebound.

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>>43066895
I've had crushes with online friends knowing they're men growing up simply based on their personality, and consider myself bi even though I tend to prefer women. I've had attractions to a small number of men but there's very few that I would consider dating. It's not like my bar for men is particularly high, it's just most men fail to reach it.
As for you though you might just not mind if a woman has a penis. Probably just need to experiment more.

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IT A BABEYYYY

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>>43067334
my bro (non romantic) (non sexual)

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There is a stream going on

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>>43067593
How perceptive!

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>>43067524
>hoping the date goes poorly
Imagine anything Bettel does not going poorly

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>>43067584
phantom is cuter than bettel

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>>43067490
>>43067524
now kiss