/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

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Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, and XSOLEIL!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Boys Teamup: https://teamup.com/ksj1sm36oa1p146e26

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>42954530

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This is the anchor post for fics. Please reply here for archival purposes. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.

Thank you!

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last thread didn't convince me that not all men are sadists but it did convince me that women are pressured to be masochists lest they get called vanilla fucks

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Fat cat

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Hi, I am a gachikoi Mystake, the most hated minority in these threads.
Ask me anything.

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>>43014888
cute fat cat

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>>43014888
he's dead

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wuca love! come back soon

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>>43014970
Most of us don't hate you but your oshi certainly does.

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sex with shu

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>trying to shift conversation because you have no argument
i accept your concession

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gamer wave........................................doko........................................................

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>>43014970
I'm also a mystake, but I'm not just a mystake so they keep trying to take my pass...

But honest question, when did your feelings cross the yume to gachi boundary? I'm always curious about stuff like that.

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LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban ! anni merch doko.....

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>>43015355
what happened to my file name....

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>>43015435

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>>43015435
KEK

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>>43015309
C'est l'heure de la révolution française!

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>>43014366
>>43014481
>>43014566
https://bato.to/series/96532/taming-the-tiger

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I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!!!!

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>>43015663
thank you!

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LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban ! anni merch doko.....
ignore that...i have no idea what happened...

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>>43014970
>buuu the anons on the chink macrame forum don't like my posts about the youtube man
as a mystake i'd like you personally more if you stopped victimizing yoursel, personally.

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>>43015017
he can't be dead cats have 9 lives

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>>43015663
anon you're a real one. who's your oshi? i'll post sexo.

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>>43015342
In my eyes there isn't much of a difference between a yume and a gachikoi, but I'd say the "hey" stream probably did it for me.
>>43015841
Are you a fujo? If so you don't really get shit on at all so you wouldn't get it.

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>>43016088
isnt a gachikoi more of a unicorn

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>>43014991
The cutest!

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>>43016005
i love puppy tops. bonus points if they're sub

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>>43016186
Gachikoi is just being seriously in love with a streamer, unicorn is hating to see them interact with the opposite sex

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>>43016186
Not necessarily. Common misconception, though.

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I think men deserved to be mpreg and that we need more mpreg art and fics

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>>43016343
oh so a yume is the same as a gachikoi then or well tamer

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>>43014824
>reads last thread after taking a break from /here/
Jesus, not liking bdsm is puritan now? All right I'm going back on break.

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>>43016455
tamer
yume -> gachikoi -> unicorn

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>>43016591
i see. damn im a gachikoi

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>>43016492
they also tried to accuse luca of being a bdsm loving scrote for some reason cause they couldn’t fathom me not liking bdsm. it’s over for women of this generation

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>>43016591
>i'm a gachikoi
god help me. god please help me

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>>43016416
i personally do not like or want to see mpreg, however, i support those who enjoy the content and want to create it. i hope you see more mpreg, anon!

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>>43016492
I don't even care about the retarded argument of the last thread but kek imagine thinking people are boring for liking vanilla

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>>43017122
that wasn't the argument, stop samefagging

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>>43016088
I've heard that stream be the awakening for a lot of people to catch feelings for him.

And I do think mystakes get some shit in here, but a lot of the responsibility for that lies with people that were never acting in good faith to start with. If you talk about him in here, try not to engage with people you know are just fucking with you. Mysta would say fuck 'em, yeah?

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>>43016492
not liking bdsm doesn't make you a puritan, thinking everyone on earth has to be into bdsm or there's no possible way they'll ever get sex because men are only interested in hurting women for sick gratification (like the one who started this conversation) makes you a puritan. there are plenty of people with absolutely no interest in kink of any kind who are able to be normal, reasonable people.

>>43016765
unlike you, who seem to think anyone enjoying sex outside of your preferences is indicative of the downfall of society.

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>>43017204
I was talking about that anon who was involved in the argument retard

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>>43017327
no one even said that to begin with

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>>43016649
>>43016811
it's all about how you channel that love, so long as you're not hurting your oshi I'm sure no one minds

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>>43017267
mysta would say he doesn't care then go on a 5 minute rant about it kek but I get your point

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Gonna try to sleep and dream of being a cute maid for my hako-oshi night night anons.

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>>43017301
>thinking everyone on earth has to be into bdsm or there's no possible way they'll ever get sex because men are only interested in hurting women for sick gratification
FACTS:
>99% of the men in nijien are sadists
>99% of the women ITT are masochists
vanillafags are unironically the minority

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>>43017412
i don't think i could hurt my oshi even if my life was on the line. ive done it once unknowingly and would like to not do it again.

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>>43017069
Thanks anon, I hope there is more mpreg in the future

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>>43017564
gn !

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>>43017567
watch them try to say you’re wrong kek

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>>43017564
goodnighty

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>>43017567
and where do you fit into those facts anon? the 1%?

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>>43017429
This made me giggle, you're spot on

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I don't know about you but I want to hurt my oshi (physically)

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>>43017738
yes and that is why I will never touch a man with a ten foot pole

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>>43017833
im sure men dont want you to, good luck on your lesbian adventure though!

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>>43017738
Are you okay? Why are you seething so hard over someone not liking BDSM?

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>>43017895
>admitting men are only interested in women they can hurt
GRIM

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Is really that hard to ignore?

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>>43017932
im not seething, it was a question. why are you so hostile
>>43017959
yeah, you said it didn't you?

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>>43018022
I’m not being hostile, just seeing it as it is. You have no argument against what she’s saying.

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>>43018100
i don't because i agree with her, is that not translating?

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Holy hidden posts

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it's too depressing knowing that men need to physically abuse you to get off, men are so fucked in the head man

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imagine posting in the niji males thread while hating them

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>>43018354
yeah i totally agree anon. keep posting this

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>>43018366
you just know

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>>43017567
do you know how much happier i would be if you were right? vanilla is the norm overwhelmingly, and what's worse, it's usually not even good vanilla.

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H-happy valentine's day?

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Why are anons so mad about someone hating men?

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>>43018417
I'm just here for sex, extra points if it's shubert.....

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>>43018503
happy valentine's day

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>>43018417
i will thanks

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Everyone stop being retarded faggots and post your favorite valentines fanarts of your oshi

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>>43017895
As a lesbian we don't want this one either. It's not about not being into kink, it's about being an insufferable person.

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>>43018417
Keep seething.

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>>43018464
reminder that
>Vox
>Hex
>Mysta
>Kyo
>Ike
>Fulgur
>Doppio
>Sonny
>Aster
>Ren
are all confirmed sadists

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<3

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>>43018689
oh i know lesbians are kinky, kinkier than me most of the time

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>>43018689
Gays really do gravitate towards other gays.

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>>43018737
Add Luca to this, his sadism shit irks me.

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did not expect this kind of topic on nenmen of all places, what a unique way of baiting

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... It's going to be considerable effort on my part, but I am considering writing a (counts) ten-person bdsm orgy just to spite you for shitting up the thread.

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>>43018848
and there's another one to add to the pile, see it really is all men

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>>43018503
>>43018610
happy valentines day !

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a chocolate for him
https://twitter.com/luca_kaneshiro/status/1625361562839171073

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>>43018934
ALBAN DID YOU LAY THESE EGGS

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>>43018934
This is so fucking cute, these look really tasty too.

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>>43018901
>People writing about Mysta
>In /nenmen/
I'll believe it when I see it...

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>>43018934
are those jellybeans..

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People wake up! Valentines is a capitalist invention that is made to make you spend more money buying marked up "valentines themed" goods! Stop being a consumerist and don't celebrate valentine's day!

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Hello, anons. If you write a prompt about how you want your oshi to hurt you (or one of the boys,) I will reply with a tailored drabble of kink-adjacent smut.

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>>43019070
the best part of valentine's day is the discount candy on the 15th

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>>43019093
i want luca to chain me and make me his pet that he takes out his frustration out on with no comfort

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>>43018986
h..hot...
>>43018992
i think it's just regular chocolate molded into fish but it's so cute !
>>43019028
i think they're beads but we can think of them as albans eggs uwohh TOT

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>>43018896
We looooove biting baits

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When will Sonny fuck me with a dildo covered in red chili seeds…

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>>43019070
but hearts and pink things are cute..

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there is literally nothing arousing about a man who likes to hurt women and I don't get why they all see it as a flex

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>>43019093
electroplay sex with shu as he mindbreaks me to like it and find it refreshing but jokes on him I like it from the start

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>>43019158
this anon gets it

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>>43019195
sex cat's eggs.. so many of them

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>>43019093
Me as Ike's personal toilet

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>>43019299
I will crush them

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>>43019231
I don't like it when they talk about their sex lives on stream at all. It's irritating.

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>>43019347
THOSE ARE HIS BABIES

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>>43019231
Are you having a mental breakdown?

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>>43019392
Is it time for the dead babies loop again?

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>>43019347
no...! TOT it's okay....he'll just end up getting bred again and laying more eggs....uwohh albans flat stomach being bloated with eggs....

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>>43019457
no please not alban's dead babies but he can bond with fuuchan about their dead children together..

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>>43019417
i'm seeing the images of male livers anons are posting and being reminded of all the times they bragged about being sadists or brat tamers or what have you and growing progressively more annoyed with the male sex as a whole
it's like it's a competition between them to see who can hurt women the most

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Sonny hot dogs (hot dogs made out of Sonny)

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>>43019093
I want Ike to slowly cut me with a scalpel/knife. He does small slashes along with long drags of the knife all over my body, kissing the blood dripping from the wounds

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>>43016088
>fujos don't get shit on at all
This is incredibly ironic coming from a Mystake, don't you guys seethe until you pop a vein over FoxAkuma? Also why do you hate fujos so much? Is it because you're a yume and you don't like seeing your man in a relationship?

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Happy Valentines everyone!

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>>43019466
>albans flat stomach being bloated with eggs
yeah, with MY eggs

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>>43019521
Anons always spam FoxAkuma in response to yume Mystakes in an attempt to "own" them but I never see retaliation or yume Mystakes doing the same in return. Even in the post you just made you just needed to take a jab and mock yume Mystakes for whatever reason.

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>>43019494
So yes?

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>>43019522
happy valentines! hoping i can wake up for mysta's vday stream later

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>>43019522
happy valentines !

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>>43019506
Nta but curious, would the cuts be fairly superficial or you get to see the beans?

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>>43019653
yeah and I think it's justified, men are really the scum of the earth

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>>43019522
Happy Valentines!

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>>43019704
Okay, can you leave then?

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>>43019195
it was a jojo reference..........uhg..no one gets me........

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I saw dead babies, are we looping it? Alban's dead babies! Sometimes cats cannibalize their young when they're stressed out!

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>>43019757
no

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>>43016765
He doesn't even seem like the type. He gets flustered way too much and can barely act mean. Dude is a puppydog through and through.

>>43017122
I wasn't there for it but I just skimmed through it and it's pretty wild. I do see people accuse others of being puritan or wanting censorship just because they're not into rough kinds of sex or don't want to see porn all the time so it gets tiring seeing that opinion here of all places.

>>43017301
I see, but I don't think puritan would be the right word for that then. Just close-minded I guess. But I hate 3D men anyway so I couldn't care less what they're into and what it would make me.

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>>43019483
Look, it'll be fine anon. He's got so many. If they all hatched they would be so hard to take care of them....Eating a few of them is just common sense!
>>43019781
This anon gets it!

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>>43019781
cats do what

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>>43019684
nta either but this made me think me ike tattooing his eldritch god runes and s-sex

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>>43019844
you're gonna eat his babies too..poor kittens

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>>43019841
based anon

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>>43019873
That's actually pretty sex too

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i hate men

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>>43017833
based

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>>43019997
the only good thing about men is the dick (and the musk sometimes)

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albans a cat so why is he laying eggs...? personally i think eggs are hotter anyway but does that mean takaradachi are alien cats born from eggs..?

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>>43020084
Alban x Ren alien cat babies?

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mysta rias

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>>43020084
IT WAS A JOJO REFERENCE. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT'S A JOJO REFERENCE CATS CAN'T FUCKING LAY EGGS AIEEEEEEE

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my oshi is luca btw

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>>43019856
cat eats their babies if they're stressed out, the babies are stillborn, they think the babies are defective and will die young or the babies are fucked up

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>>43020217
TOT i don't watch jojo.....but either way i think it's hot if alban is laying alien cat eggs.....

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>>43020217
Kakyoin did you lay these eggs?

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>>43019986
I'm not a quilldren but I'd be down to try his pinning my wrists under his heels too

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>>43020262
Alban eats takaradachi once they are born..no..not like this..

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>>43020217
So cats don't lay eggs? The sad reality of things...

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>>43020262
that baby never had a chance..

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>>43020338
well, they can if you shove some eggs up their ass but you wouldn't do that...........would you?

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>>43020217
It is too late. You unleashed the CLAMP egg meme magic on this thread. It can no longer be stopped.

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>>43020383
is the cat alban because yes

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>>43019618
Firstly
>spam FoxAkuma in response to yume Mystakes in an attempt to "own" them
This doesn't happen. Just because someone posts a ship you don't like doesn't mean someone's trying to "own" you. Shippers couldn't care less whether you like a ship or not. If you're that offended by a ship to the point where someone posting or talking about it seems like an "own" to you, then that's a you problem.
Second, if what I'm saying is a "jab" then why did you say people can ask you anything? I'm asking these because I want to know. I've seen Mystakes say they hate fujos so that's why I asked. I don't know what about my post was mocking anyone.

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>>43019684
For me, both is good, alternating between shallow slits and hitting beans. I like to think about him drawing patterns or writing with the blade on the skin of my back or chest, then slicing deep into the fat of my thighs or arms. I think if I started to get too numb or comfortable, he’d dig the blade in to make sure I stay awake and involved.

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>>43020383
Of course I would never do that! Shoving some eggs up his already very used ass and see him squirm as every egg goes one by one inside him, acting as the whore he is? Never

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If we're going to talk about jojo I think Vox would be great as Dio and Fuuchan can be Jonathan, Uki can be Erina

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>>43020383

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>>43020538

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>>43020520
Patterns and writing would be really good, marking your body as he pleases! I love your mind

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>>43019997
>>43020064
Based. The only men that matter are 2D.

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How many eggs can go inside alban's ass?

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>>43020799
what kind of eggs are you talking about?

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>>43020799
20

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>>43020799
20, hes a whore after all

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>>43020799
depends...how big are takaradachi eggs? newborn kittens are pretty tiny so i imagine the eggs would be slightly larger than a regular egg...

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>>43020494
>This doesn't happen
Nice try but you won't gaslight me today. There have been multiple times people have spammed FoxAkuma whilst simultaneously mocking the "schizo Mystake". Your question was disingenuous - I don't hate fujos, but fujos seem to hate me and every other gachikoi Mystake. They're always mocking yume Mystakes for one reason or another.
>Mystake says she doesn't like FoxSlayer
>Anons mock Mystake when Shoto gets a nendoroid first
>Mystake says she likes a dominant Mysta
>Anons mock Mystake for the lack of realism
>Mystake says she loves Mysta
>Get the typical "he hates you" reply in response
Etc, etc.

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>>43020883
>>43020918
20 it is then. kek

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>>43014818
various drabbles, archive anon.

>>43019159
You can hear him before you see him. The sound of his footsteps on the cold tile floor is enough all on its own to send goosebumps racing across your bruised, naked flesh as you kneel, blindfolded and prone, in the floor where he left you this morning. The quick, staccato rhythm is a portend to his mood today- short, angry movements, pacing back and forth as he does something unknown to you in the background. Eventually, the smell of food reaches your dulled senses- pasta, perhaps? Your stomach rumbles hungrily, but before you can even hope to consider if you'll be permitted to have a bite of food, Luca storms into the room and sits heavily down on his bed. The silence is thick with tension, and as you shift uncertainly, the chain-links of your collar clink softly together.

This, it seems, is enough to set him off.

"Here," he says, snapping his fingers for emphasis. You jolt at the sudden sound and nearly fall over yourself to comply, crawling towards him and hoping against hope that maybe, just maybe, he'll be in an agreeable mood despite all the signs to the contrary.

The feeling of leather gloves against your skin is tantalizing; the soft catch of his ring along your skin makes you shiver. With your eyes covered, every sensation and sound is heightened to a needle's fine point, and as he turns your head this way and that (ostensibly to check how your bruises are healing,) for a moment, you can pretend he gives a shit beyond simply maintaining the integrity of his newest toy.

There's a rustling of fabric, then; the sound of a zipper coming apart. When Luca roughly shoves your face against the warming flesh of his half-hard cock, you don't need to ask to figure out what he wants. Your mouth falls open automatically, taking in the length and letting it plump up in the pliant warmth of your mouth. Luca lets out a shaky sigh like a man finally getting off of his feet after a long day on the job and holds himself in your throat for a long moment, basking in the sensation, before abruptly he grabs the back of your head and starts thrusting. It's rough, uncaring, and his size is enough that your jaw aches within seconds- but at this point, you've become accustomed to the burn of oxygen deprivation and the simple friction of his cock down your throat. Every time you gag, he yanks you down harder like he wants to punish you for reminding him that you're a living, breathing person and not just a sentient hole he can rut himself into.

"Fuck... are you even trying? Just why, the hell, should I have to do all the work? Huh?" He complains, grabbing you by the cheeks and pulling you off of his cock with enough force to add to the numerous bruises colouring your cheeks. "You're not- you're not even good at being fucked! I know we took you in to settle a debt, but between you and me, I think your father managed to pull one over on us." Even if you can't see him, you can feel Luca's disapproving gaze as he looks down at you. As you feel the blunt head of his cock press against your lips again, you kiss it as though in reverence- and at this, if nothing else, Luca exhales a short bark of laughter.

"That's more like it." He says, and it's almost praise- almost appreciation- before he grabs a snarl of your unkempt hair and shoves himself back in. On some level, you wish he would touch you. Perhaps, if you're good, he'll use your other end later. Luca's nails dig into your scalp as he shoves himself deeper, forces your face into his unwashed pubes and makes you take what he has to give.

As Luca finishes down your throat and pulls back to wipe the sticky dribbles at the end across your tear-streaked face, you try to remember what life was like before- before you were sold to cover a debt and wound up here, the penthouse pet of the head of the Kaneshiro mafia family. But as Luca tucks himself away and gets to his feet, takes a moment to catch his breath and make himself presentable again, you push those thoughts aside.

Whoever you were before isn't important. All that matters now is keeping the Boss happy. As long as he's happy, you can continue to survive. And any life, even one like this, is better than none at all... right?

"Right. I have things to do, so..."

He leaves you there, cum-stained and discarded, just another tool in a long line of options at his disposal. Distantly, you hear his boisterous laugh and the clinking of silverware as he wines and dines the people who actually matter in his life.

You wonder what it could've been like, if only you could be one of them.

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>>43019323
you want ike to shit on you too? girl

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>>43021114
holy sex, thank you anon

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>>43021317
His vomit is more than welcome too! He would use me as he pleases. It would take me a while to get midly used to everything though

[Anonymous No.]

do YOU like scat anons?

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>>43021511
i draw the line at vomit and scat, sorry. but i find people with the kink interesting

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>>43021511
no, it's fucking disgusting. I'd clean wife's ass if he was old and senile tho because I'd still love him

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>>43020973
Why bother saying to people that they can ask you anything if you're going to assume what you want about someone's question? Were you genuine in wanting to answer people's questions or not? You can't blame people for calling you a schizo if time and time again you prove yourself to be one. And yeah, it doesn't happen. People are going to like a ship whether you hate the ship or not. People are going to like and share art of Mysta BL ships and no amount of you hating ship art is going to make people posting it in spite a true statement. I've also never seen anyone mock Mystakes over nendos and I didn't even know he had one. You're just sounding like an actual schizophrenic now. Get over yourself, the world does not revolve around you and people aren't going to stop liking ships because you hate them.

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>>43021511
scat is a male fetish and i'm convinced everyone pretending they like it ITT is just LARPing for the shock factor

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>>43021511
As some other anon said, its more about the humiliation aspect rather than the actual fecal matter

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>>43021511
Fuck no, go back to main with that shit pomufag

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>>43021642
I only like it in 2D not in real life because actual shit is nasty, but the humiliation of shitting yourself is delicious

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>>43021511
It's absolutely repulsive to me, and I could never get into it, no matter what. Honestly, any kinks involving bodily fluids, except blood and cum, squick me out. The only one I can sorta understand and can get into (in VERY specific circumstances) is piss/omorashi. Emeto/vomit I can also see why is appealing to certain people, but I still can't separate it from all the sleepless nights I had as a child, sick with a stomach bug and not being able to hold anything down.

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im tired

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021736
I'm a comfydant?

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>>43021799
piss is all about the humiliation for me. but wanting to hear my oshi piss is something i cant explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>43021834
Nadenade kindred

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>>43021639
You asked me why I hate fujos. That's not a real question, that's an accusation. Everyone who's been in these threads for longer than a month can tell you they've seen people spam FoxAkuma EXPLICITLY to piss off whom they deem to be the Mystake schizo. This isn't a headcanon based on nothing, or a conclusion drawn from seeing simple fanart, but from their own words. Even now you refuse to believe me and draw malicious conclusions based on your own headcanons instead of what I'm saying. How about doing some archive reps instead of blindly saying "this doesn't happen"? How many times do I need to say I don't hate ship art until you stop using it as an excuse to call me a schizo and shit on yume Mystakes?

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>>43021799
I like puke and piss as well, I am very prone to vomiting because I have a weak gag reflex and I puke so often I think I've stockholmed myself into thinking puking is hot

[Anonymous No.]

pio chan
https://youtu.be/SWD2j7it13k

[Anonymous No.]

Piss boy on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWD2j7it13k

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>>43021952

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>>43021781
Then just look at the dozens of other ways to humiliate a character like being naked in public or crying in front of someone, why do you need to bring disgusting feces into it? There's no way women are into scat but I guess it was worth the (You)s.

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>>43021114
HOLY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX

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>>43022135
no kinkshaming

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>>43022135
>being naked in public or crying in front of someone
Shitting yourself is still more humiliating, do you want me to mail you my chromosomes and a lie detector test so you'd belive me?

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>>43022135
>Policing what types of kinks anons can have
Now, that's weird

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>>43021851
if you're going to falseflag do it properly retard

[Anonymous No.]

I remember... last year's valentines with Shu... He drew yams poop chocolate then everyone cried (started spamming the cry emoji) and asks why everyone was crying while giggling.. I miss his ass... Where's my giri choco...

[Anonymous No.]

i find poopy gross but others might shame me for piss and beastiality and prolapse so who am i to judge

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>>43022335
wait how does the prolapse one work, you just like them being fucked till they have one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022230
>>43022263
scat is the only kink everyone is allowed to kinkshame. it's fucking disgusting, it's literally SHIT

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>>43022313
Good times.. I miss him

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>>43022364
yeah but also maybe it gets pushed back in and fucked back out multiple times as they cry and wail

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>>43022381
there are people who get off to others puking into their mouth and fucking dead bodies that they catch diseases, i think scat is okay

[Anonymous No.]

Where is my happy valentines tweet sexcat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022381
wife would indulge in my weird kinks, he's nice like that

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>>43022381
Wife would be disappointed on you

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>>43022414
interesting, it makes me think of someone's guts getting fucked out

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>>43022288
okay okay, whatever you say silly billy

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>>43021952
And you're accusing fujos of hating you so how are you different? Again, you are being an actual schizo by saying people only like a ship just to piss you off. If you're getting this defensive over it, then you might as well be a Mystake schizo. You started drawing malicious conclusions just because I wanted to ask some genuine questions and you think anyone's not going to call you a schizo after that? And if you don't hate ship art then why do you keep pointing out ships with Mysta? People are going to like whatever ships they like and no amount of bitching is going to make anyone drop the ship.

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>>43022520
i find guro too much for me but i can understand the appeal

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>>43022459
those two are still better than literal shit
>>43022481
wife would think it's gross as fuck but smile at you talking about it because he doesn't want you to be upset you're making him want to puke
>>43022521
I hope he rapes me

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>>43022414
have you seen that porn where they like rub prolapses against each other

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>>43022565
i dont care for guro but helping a friend draw it has made me immune to most of it now

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>>43022313
i really love those kind of instances when he acted like kusogaki one second but then retracted because he genuinely felt bad… so cute. i miss him so much

[Anonymous No.]

Can having rabies count as a kink?

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>>43022579
I hope he pukes while I talk about it! I like puke

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>>43022593
W-what

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>>43022665
never heard of it but im sure it does

[Anonymous No.]

Worst thread ever

[Anonymous No.]

>scat
>prolapses
>vomit
wow i love /b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022665
...rabiosexual

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>>43022593
Link?

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>>43022665
that's not a kink that's a sexuality uh get your facts checked??????????????

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>>43022694
it's two men and they rub their prolapsed ass against each other

[Anonymous No.]

Prolapses... rabies... Maybe I'm not desensitized enough for this talk...

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>>43022750
>>43022783
I've found the place where I belong, finally

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>>43022593
i read a mrm doujin like it by that one artist but im not a huge fan of the artstyle

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>>43022775
https://www.heavy-r.com/video/343030/Double_Fisting_amp_Prolapse_Kissing/ it's short as fuck, less than a minute I think you have to pay for the full thing

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>>43022566
Because fujos have said several times ITT that they hate yume Mystakes, that they want "schizo parasocial Mystakes" to fuck off and what have you. You have got to be trolling me at this point. I never said people only like ships to piss me or anyone else off, I'm saying people have spammed ship art in an effort to piss people off before, because they have by their own admission. Loaded questions are not genuine questions. I do not point out ship art when it's not posted maliciously... This whole notion that I do is just used as an excuse to shitpost and make yume Mystakes look evil.

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[Anonymous No.]

best thread, sharing prolapsing videos. up there with onahole asmr

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>>43022843
link?

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>>43022875
my preference is more for 2d rather than real guys but thanks for trying to provide anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022822
I don't want to be back on tumblr...........

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>>43022927
onahole asmr was good it's nowhere near this shit

[Anonymous No.]

......

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>>43023000
well anons are sharing shitting videos, theyre sharing prolapsed anuses. just close your eyes

[Anonymous No.]

i certainly didn't sign up for this

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand how all of these uber niche fetish videos exist but it's literally impossible to find porn of crossdressing men fucking women

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>>43022459
That is nothing. Puke goes through your mouth anyway and is just food mixed with stomach acid. Scat is literally fucking human excrement and is actually toxic and smells so bad that being near it will make anyone gag. There is nothing good to be had from poop. I will absolutely kinkshame someone getting off to bowel movements. Fuck off back to main pomufag.

>>43022235
You will never be a real woman. You will never have ovaries, your penis will always be non-functioning after poisoning your body with hormones, and you will always have a disgusting scrote voice.

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>>43022947
I've never really seen 2D prolapse only real ones, sorry

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>>43023051
where are you looking for it

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I only like puke for the ryona aspect

[Anonymous No.]

I just post the links anons, it's your fault if you clicked on it

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>>43023052
someone is angwy, did someone shit in your cereal once

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>>43023235
I’m not gonna click on that

[Anonymous No.]

please let's go back to talking about shota rape or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023173
literally everywhere, I've even searched in Japanese, shit just does not exist

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>>43023271
i wonder why, it seems like a well liked fetish

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>>43022932
by HoneyQP, i think it's a very brief part at the end but she has dozens of similar ones

https://myreadingmanga.info/honey-qp-inochi-wazuka-oshiri-hinpyoukai-eng/

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>>43023052
again with the tranny thing, I know trannies are scary but not everyone that disagrees with you is one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023264
would you rape them?

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>>43023036
farewell takarassdaki...

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>>43023352
oh wait I actually have seen this before, yeah I don't really like their art style it's weirdly plastic and balloony?

[Anonymous No.]

i'm still thinking about sonny explaining crab anatomy to luca like a good big brother would and luca buying the donald duck shirt that sonny suggested.... i love both of them so much

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>>43019258
The neon wand buzzes softly in the quiet of the room.

"It's going to tingle a bit, so don't... freak out, okay?" Indeed it does- on the lowest setting, it's a mild, interesting sensation when he presses the broad side of the device to your flushed skin. "But if I use the other side where there's a gap..."

You gasp, arching in your restraints at the sudden spark that jolts through you as a spark jumps from the twin prongs of the attachment. It's- and there's really no other word for it, pun be damned- electrifying to feel the shock of the electrostim toy as Shu touches it to your skin, sometimes gentle and tingling and other times sharp and sudden. The look in his eyes is almost more enthralling than the play, a smoldering hunger that makes something hot and molten twist in the pit of your stomach. After one particularly sharp spark momentarily lights up the dim room, he almost seems to come back to himself.

"Ah, sorry- is this still okay? You were just, your reactions are so..." and rather than finish he thought, he touches the tip of one prong to your clavicle and licks his lips at the way you shiver and jerk away. He laughs, that low sultry thing that has no right to be so enticing, and if you weren't physically restrained, you might just jump him at this point. "It seems like you aren't having any bad reactions, so... I'm gonna turn up the intensity." He doesn't ask if that's what you want, simply does what he's interested in- and this, too, is enticing in its own way.

The buzz of the wand is a faint high pitch that would absolutely be annoying if not for the circumstances. The tingling feeling as it's dragged over your skin is far more pronounced now, and the sparks from the thin edges make an audible snap as they ghost over your skin. Each electrical jolt makes you jerk and twist, your body trying to avoid the unnatural sensation even if you're into it.

You wonder if you'll have marks tomorrow.

"This is just setting two... there's five of them." Shu grins in the darkness. "It probably wouldn't be a good idea to touch it to anything... wet... since it's so much more conductive... it might. Do actual damage." A pause, "and not the fun kind." At this point you'd welcome it if it meant Shu would finally touch you, but all things in due time. The man takes a moment, stares you down as if appraising you- or perhaps simply appreciating you, that he has you just where (and how) he wants you. It's almost impossible to not feel like a trapped prey animal when he leers over you like that, drinking you in- and as he runs a sharp nail down your chest, over your sensitive stomach, and stops just above where you'd most like it to go- as he laughs at the look of frustration that crosses your features- you can't help but want to be caught and devoured in whatever way Shu Yamino sees fit.

He chuckles again, like he can read your mind- and maybe he can, the magically-inclined son of a bitch- before running the prongs of the wand up the inside of your leg and sinking down on his knees at the edge of the bed. Now face-level with your most intimate areas, you shiver for an entirely different reason.

"I think... it's time we stop screwing around." He says, grinning with the devil's smile between your legs, and you could really make a pun right now, point out that whatever you're doing is, technically, screwing around- but then he turns up the machine and jabs you with it right along the sensitive skin where your ass meets your thigh, and suddenly thinking is much more difficult. As he does so, his free hand explores freely, touching and teasing whatever and wherever he wants, gently scratching and pulling and stroking your arousal as he teases you with the wand. The dual stimulation is overwhelming in all the best ways.

"Your body moves away every time I shock you..." he observes, doing it again as if to prove a point. "Do you not like it? Maybe... I need to teach you to enjoy it?" He says, but it's a rhetorical question: he clearly has no plans to stop now. "Have you ever heard of pavlovian conditioning? Basically, it's where you pair a stimulus with a reward. If you keep doing it, you can make someone react like you gave them the reward even without the stimulation. I feel like... that might work here, too?"

"Let's find out!"

Shu's mouth is heavenly; the fact that he's the one licking you is enough to get you halfway there all on its own. But the shocks- ever stronger, the tingling strokes forgotten now as Shu focuses on his own particular interest, are every bit as enticing, making your body clench and strain and arch as the electrical charge flows across your skin again and again. The mix of pain and pleasure mingles together to become something more, something irresistible, until the prongs of the toy slip against your sweat-drenched flesh to touch your arousal directly. You arch off the bed with a shout as Shu licks and sucks you through the orgasm, until at last, you collapse in bliss.

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>>43023473
yeah, too shiny and too...exaggerated? for me, a lot of the time with super out there kinks rather than one dedicated extreme kink it's an entire buffet all at once that can be overwhelming as there's a high chance one of them might be squicky

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>>43023436
i won't click on the link.......i'm curious but i won't.....i think i'll vomit if i do....

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>>43023423
yes, specially luca TOT, and maybe milord...I never saw the appeal of shota mysta desu, I guess I can't picture him as a shota...how would his personality even be?

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>>43023552
if you click don't come blaming me for scaring you

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>>43023552
save your eyes innocent one

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023559
mysta is perfect for a shota, he'd be a brat

[Anonymous No.]

Crab penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>43014818
>>43023516

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>>43023700
micropenis is an understatement

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>>43023493
Their stream reminded me of how Luca wanted to move close by Sonny when he was house hunting. And how much he confides in Sonny when he has troubles. Aussie bros love!

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>>43023700
thank you mintfag, very cool

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>>43023674
I guess I don't watch him enough then...but I guess he would be pretty horny too? like milord

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023829
I still don't know how to feel about being known as the animal penis and icecream autism guy

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>>43023881
yeah, i imagine him as the shotas who act like they know a lot about sex but get surprised when they see tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023516
nta but thank you anon for providing such great yume content

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023952
lucky for me i'm only known as chocokun. Don't worry, it makes you more interesting

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>>43022906
>fujos have said several times ITT that they hate yume Mystakes
Literally no one has said this
>they want "schizo parasocial Mystakes" to fuck off and what have you
That was Mysta himself that said that. Are you getting fujos confused for Mysta? Did he mindbreak you that badly to where you imagined someone else said it and not him?
>I never said people only like ships to piss me or anyone else off
You literally did earlier
>I'm saying people have spammed ship art in an effort to piss people off before
Same thing.
You're just victimizing yourself because you need someone to feel sorry for you. I see why people fucking hate mystakes, you have an insufferable victim complex.

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>>43022875
Oh hey I remember seeing this years ago. I watched a ton of prolapse videos between high school and college back in the day. Didn't like how hairy the guys were though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024016
people seem to forget that you were the other half of the kyo necrophilia posting

[Anonymous No.]

>go on the web sight for fucked up vtuber reject fans
>surprised that most people are fucked up retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023516
HOLY SEXO
I've always seen Shu with S tendencies, THANK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>43023051
Women aren't into girly men. That's a male fetish and it all involves trannies anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43022906
>>43024066
just fuck already you two

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024226
welcome back tranny schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024226
?????
baffling post

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024137
I don't mind some body hair but ass hair is the one thing I hate, wax it off or trim it gosh

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024226
every day i dream of feminizing them

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>>43023254
>getting offended because someone isn't into an obscure fetish
Ask me how I know you're a comfydant. It's always fucking comfydants that just can't stand the thought of someone not liking your /b/-tier nasty fetishes.

>>43023357
Whatever you say but you'll still never be a real woman. Ever. No matter how many hormones you take and no matter how many people lie to you.

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>>43024148
it's better that way.......

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>>43024226
Talk for yourself

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>>43024378
you dont have to like it but youre having a breakdown about it

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>>43024066
At this point you're just gaslighting me in an effort to make me doubt my own words and eyes. I wish somebody would speak up besides me because I know for a fact other people in these threads have witnessed ship art being spammed explicitly in an attempt to own the schizo Mystake. Fuck you for shitting on Mysta too. I'd make a Mysta general if you hadn't run all of his fans off by shitposting about him and his fans and denying it because attempting to talk about Mysta in these threads is fucking impossible.
Fucking depressing state of affairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024394
History is always written by the winners. When two cultures clash, the loser is obliterated, and the winner writes the history books...

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>>43023552
It's not really that bad honestly. The one on the left has a cute smooth butt and I think he's a femboy too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024378
projecting much, anon? all this obsessing over trannies will make you into one

[Anonymous No.]

>same two retards posting mucho texto at each other for 4 months
just meet at a con and fuck, spare us

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024495
i'll fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024628
um, thanks? why the sudden proposition

[Anonymous No.]

Mysta nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024661
i'm bored silly billy

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024582
If only they could kiss and make up like us icecream retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024378
imagine aliens kidnapping and forcibly transitioning this anon uwwwoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024664
Weren't you about to leave in a fit of rage, schizo Mystake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024664
tweaks them

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>>43019323
"You... really want to do this?" Ike seems dubious, but you've been adamant, and well, hey. What the heckie. Who is he to rain on someone's parade?

Bad metaphor.

As you kneel, prone in the bathtub (lest you have to clean up the mess later,) Ike unzips and frees himself from his pants. His cock is pretty even when it's flaccid, and you wonder for a moment if he'll let you drink from him like a water fountain- but one thing at a time (and anyway, pissing with an erection is an artform no man ever fully masters. There will be ample opportunities for that next time.

"Ahh... hold on, I want- my body wants to get hard. I'm too used to- certain things when you're kneeling down like that... I'm becoming pavlov's Ike, hey?" He sighs, aggrieved by his own bodily responses, but with some patience and time, he's able to get himself back under control. "It's good that I really, really need to go- I haven't gone all day, you know. I know you wanted this, so..." he steps a little closer, bites his lip as he feels the familiar sensation running through him. "Okay, get ready! Here it comes!"

Ike gushes in the beginning, his bladder forcibly evacuating itself after a day spent of ignoring his bodily urges. As the first hot, wet streams of piss hit your chest and drip down your body, you can't help but to let out a little moan, teasing your nipples as you shift to duck your head under the golden stream. It soaks into your hair, running through the strands and down your back in rapidly cooling rivulets. It feels divine, being used like this, soaked in Ike's fluid like this- and even if he was apprehensive at first, it becomes rapidly apparent that he's getting into it now.

"God I'm trying so hard not to pop a boner right now... you just look so into it, it's making me... ah!" Ike's hips stutter as you lean forward to take his hardening, drippy cock between your lips, lapping at the salty fluid as it dribbles from his cock. It's the nastiest blowjob you've ever given, Ike hasn't even had time to shower yet today, and yet it's also your favorite-- before long you feel his gloved hands sink into your damp hair and push you down on him, fucking your mouth even as piss continues to leak out of his hard cock in uncertain spurts and drips. You let the mess of urine, saliva, and precum drip from your lips as he fucks your face, reaching up to grab his pert little ass as he does so- and before long, piss isn't the only salty fluid you're swallowing down. Ike spends himself in your mouth, coats your lips with the mix of fluids and swears something in Swedish as he drags you up to kiss the filthy mixture away.

"You're disgusting," he admonishes, even as he's reaching his hands south to roughly finish you off. The feeling of fishnet gloves is something so particularly Ike, it's incredibly sexy to feel him fondling you, rubbing the piss into your skin as he trades filthy wet open-mouthed kisses. It doesn't take long at all before you fall over the edge of pleasure right along with him, body jerking and thrusting against his clever fingers for every ounce of sensation they can give. He holds you as you come down, both still short of breath from the intensity of session.

He's quiet for a long moment, absently peeling off his gloves and throwing them into the trash.

"... I didn't think I'd like that as much as I did," he admits, "but... I'm glad we tried it." He says, smiling in a way that's sweet and shy and just for you.

There's another long pause.

"If we don't clean up this mess, I am going to explode."

There's a pleading whine in his tone that's irresistible and you laugh despite everything, helping him strip down as you both get ready for a much-needed shower.

(Sorry this one wound up fluffy, if you wanted something rough. I may or may have a soft spot for Wife Eveland.)

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>>43024268
I'm not tranny schizo I'm just telling it like it is. You wanted to know why there's no porn of crossdressing men fucking women and that's why. Women just aren't into feminine men enough to make porn like that and there's not enough of a demand by either women or men to make it. The closest you can find to that is tranny porn. I don't care if people like or hate trannies but I'm saying the closest there is to that fetish is dickgirls fucking real girls. I don't get what posting feminine male art at me is supposed to do but I guess I should know by now that this website doesn't have any critical thinking skills.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit that porn... I can't imagine it being anything but painful but I see why some people are into that

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024877
>mucho texto
>getting this angry

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019506
I will get yours as well, especially because that's all the shit I like right there, but first I have to eat something. I simply wanted to say I have not forgotten your request.

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>>43024461
You are the one having an aneurysm because someone doesn't get off to people pooping. I think you're the insane one here.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello comfydants. Why does your oshi have such long streams? His VODs regularly force me to tediously replace files with smaller versions. 10+ GB mommy, jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>43019678
These are so fucking cute.

[Anonymous No.]

i'll never forgive who first came up with the schizo mystake meme, thanks for ruining mysta discussion forever faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024966
youre calling everyone a tranny because they disagree with you, im just replying to you for fun because youre getting mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024971
thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024971
because he can't shut up and if he leaves too soon we cry until he comes back with our milk bottle

[Anonymous No.]

>>43024971
he doesn't have a life outside of streaming and he's very attached to the sheeps, this is the man who streams for 5+ hours when his throat is bleeding

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i miss lam bros so much im gonna die

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I'm a tranny, (you)'re a tranny, everybody is a tranny

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>>43025149
his hand always looks like a dick in this art till i look closer

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>>43024876
It's perfect as it is. To be treated so lovingly and spoiled by him like that, thank you so much anon. I'm definitely re-reading it later

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>>43025008
i know right ! i love the photos people take for the papes...TOT so cute....

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>>43024469
Have you stopped for a second to think why no one else will speak up besides you on it? Seriously, take a long hard moment to think about why that is. You're making up things that happened to you that never happened, you accuse everyone of calling you the schizo Mystake when no one called you that, and you're accusing people who like ship art of only posting and liking it to "own" the mystakes when shippers couldn't care less. And you're still making up things to victimize yourself by saying I'm shitting on Mysta when I never fucking did that. You are imagining things in your head to get angry at, getting angry at those delusions you create, then projecting them onto random people so you can deflect from your own schizophrenia. Nothing's stopping you from making a Mysta general btw. You could just as easily make your own thread about mysta and invite like-minded people but instead you come here to just shit the thread up by accusing anons of things they didn't do.
>attempting to talk about Mysta in these threads is fucking impossible
Yet you'll be here next thread. And the next thread after that. And you'll be here tomorrow, and the day after, and next week. You'll continue to hate this thread yet keep coming back to it. Be the change.

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>>43025317

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i had a slice of cheesecake even though im lactose intolerant....why did i do that

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>>43025419
fuuchan breastmilk....

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>>43023516
holy sex, thanks for the food anon!

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>>43025456
rip to your stomach kindred

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>>43024911
Ah I see the greentext schizo has returned. It's been a while

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>>43024175
YEAAAA based fellow yam (?) SHU S SEX

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>>43025021
You can thank the schizo mystake for being a delusional retard for that.

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stop using my oshi to shit this thread and ragepost

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fun thread

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>>43025359
Just do your archive reps. I'm tired.
>You could just as easily make your own thread about mysta and invite like-minded people
There's none left. You've chased them all away by relentlessly shitting on every Mystake that posts ITT and treating everyone who dares speak out about it like a schizo.
Fuck you all.

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>>43025055
Aw, thanks anon.
>>43025058
Impossibly cute mental image.
>>43025101
I'm happy for you all. I am. But...18 GB fire emblem vod, why?! (the only other streamer who regularly does VODs this big is Aster, funny enough)

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>>43025544
took you a while to reply

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>>43025550
yes... I'm the yume yaminion art yam...

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normally id defend mystakes but after the literal underage mystakes containment breaking the other day, im sorry innocent mystakes but i wont take any chances

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>>43025731
I don't know why you even bother keeping Mysta in the OP when you all hate us so fucking much.

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>>43025588
Then stop being a fucking retard and making your oshi and his fanbase look bad.

>>43025621
Mystakes have been known to start retarded fanbase wars against kindred, thanks for showing proof of that. None of those posts prove your point but why are you surprised when someone shits on your fanbase right back after you shat on theirs? Like I said, you'll be back in the next thread and you'll be back tomorrow like none of it ever happened so I don't know why you're popping a vein over something so trivial now. You could make your own thread but you never will because you're addicted to being a victim in this thread.

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>>43025764
where this one victim blaming mystake came from... go back to twitter ffs

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>>43025665
Hey greentext schizo how was your break?

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>>43025869
>im not the schizo but i did miss you angry anon

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>>43025790
mysta is fine we just hate mystakes specifically

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>>43025850
theyve always been here, ive filtered posts since its the same thing repeated everytime i barely see it

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>>43025646
He's crazy like that

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>>43025813
what the fuck. i'm not the mystake schizo and i hate her for shitposting my oshi. calm down tf

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>>43025726
I see! thank you so much for your contributions too c:

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>>43025813
Where are the Mystakes that would join a general at this point?
Feel free to reply to this post if you'd be interested. I'm curious to see how many of us are left after the months of shitposting subjected against us.

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ToT what is uki going to do to him

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>>43024971
Hello fellow archivist. I love Fulgur Ovid with my whole entire heart even though I'm probably going to have to break into a second 10tb HDD for this bitch alone before the year is out.

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>>43025938
i never get any hate when i posted about mysta. das weird

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>>43025897
Same to you angry greentext schizo

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>>43026076
anons get bored, you learn to ignore it

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>>43026098
kyaa you missed me

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>>43025992
I would. not because of the shitposting but I just want to talk about specific Mysta-related things with other Mystakes.

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>>43026062
Do you store them as mp4s or webms? It's such a pain in the ass but replacing the original VODs with compressed formats makes my storage last twice as long.

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imagine

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>>43026223
I store them as MP4s... I have the benefit of space to do so for the time being, but eventually I may break down and spend the time converting them all. Mostly, I'm too lazy to bother.

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>>43025992
not a mystake but i like mysta ill come

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>>43026169
>>43026468
3 people aren't much to sustain a general but maybe it's enough to get the ball rolling. I'll be busy today so I won't be able to keep it bumped but if one of you wants to go ahead and make a new /rias/ thread based on the old OP that'd be great. I'll make the next thread next time he streams.

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>>43026585
ill be asleep and im too lazy but godspeed mystakes

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Gn anons

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>>43026654
gn sheep

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>>43026654
gn

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thread please die........my sleep......

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>>43026832
spam images or bump the other threads

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>>43026832
just make the new thread early and link it here, that's what i usually do

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>>43027236
the janny is too assmad over this thread, i'll just wait

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>>43027310
At this point we should just have /vt/ and /holo/ be separate boards.

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>>43027318
Milord's orgasm face...

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gah

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