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【 Website 】 https://idol-company.com
【 YouTube 】https://www.youtube.com/c/idol_corp
【 Twitter 】 https://twitter.com/idol_corp
【 Schedules 】 https://holodex.net/?org=idol%20Corp
【 Archive 】 https://idol.icebox.moe
【 HE Original Song 】 https://youtu.be/vqSsJM6teG8

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idolHE 1st Generation:

【 Neo Sparkles - ניאו ספארקלס 】【graduated】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@NeoSparkles
[Twitter] https://twitter.com/NEOSPARKLES

【 Emi Suika - אמי סויקה 】【graduated】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@EmiSuika
[Twitter] https://twitter.com/suikaemi

【 Kattarina Qutie - קאטרינה קיוטי 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@kattarina_qutie
[Twitter] https://twitter.com/kattarina_qutie

【 Nikki Rei - ניקי ריי 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@NikkiRei
[Twitter] https://twitter.com/nikki_rei_idol

【 Lily Sin - לילי סין 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@LilySin
[Twitter] https://twitter.com/lily_sin_idol

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idolEN 1st Generation:

【 Yuko Yurei 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@yukoyurei
[Twitter] https://twitter.com/YureiYuko

【 Juna Unagi 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@JunaUnagi
[Twitter] https://twitter.com/JunaUnagi

【 Rin Penrose 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@rinpenrose
[Twitter] https://twitter.com/RinPenrose

【 Pochi Wanmaru 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@PochiWanmaru
[Twitter] https://twitter.com/PochiWanmaru

【 Fuyo Cloverfield 】
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/@FuyoCloverfield
[Twitter] https://twitter.com/FuyoCloverfield

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【 idol Friends 】
Prism >>>/vt//ppg+/
Phase Connect >>>/vt//pcg/
Tsunderia >>>/vt//tsunx/

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Previous Thread: >>42959298

>> No.42989785
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My wife is cute.

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Stay strong boo bros

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I am undeniably unmistakably unashamedly unapologetically in love with Yuko Yurei.

>> No.42989861

Yuko is an unironic plane nerd, I am unironically in love.

>> No.42989879

boof bros rise up

>> No.42989896

>I need to do my reps
Yuko...

>> No.42989901
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>> No.42989926

Pochi the most romantic thing you can do this valentines is do a sock cam trust me

>> No.42989927

>13 inches
Will she try?

>> No.42989943

Yukos not really going to stick a 30 mm dummy round up her ass is she?

>> No.42989945
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Sex with Eel wife
Turning big Eel sis into Mommy Eel
Having children with Eel wife
Being happy with Eel wife and kids

>> No.42989948
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>my dick is too big to fit in Yuko’s tiny vagina

>> No.42989953
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I love her so much.

>> No.42989959

>>42989901
cute Rin

>> No.42989971

>>42989948
That's her problem not yours

>> No.42989983

>>42989927
you know she will

>> No.42990000
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Pochi Wanmaru is my wife.

>>42989926
She's saving it for donothon I hope

>> No.42990028

>>42990000
Imagine I mean just fucking imagine if she actually bought nylon toe socks just for that

>> No.42990059

I wasn't listening
was she actually talking about inserting?

>> No.42990065

>heartbeat ASMR
Please tell me there will be a mega of this

>> No.42990076

85 bpm

>> No.42990085

>>42990059
yes

>> No.42990105
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Yuko my beloved.

>> No.42990117

>>42990059
She was talking about the GAU-8 shell and she was talking about "would it fit"

>> No.42990179
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>>42989971
>dick too big to make love to Yuko
>”lol that’s not your problem”

>> No.42990290

https://twitter.com/idol_corp/status/1625256339583692807
>24h
Isn't it still like 2 days away?

>> No.42990342
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>>42990290

>> No.42990349

>>42990290
Manager-san can't into math

>> No.42990499

yuko just admitted she wanted to read the boobro sex part, but chat didn't

>> No.42990525

>>42990499
glad people called out how 2 dudes fucked it up for us

>> No.42990544

>>42990499
she got one guy'd. everyone else wanted it.

>> No.42990546

>>42990499
>"chat didn't"
uh huh most of chat wanted it she just chose the 1 guy who said no

>> No.42990647

>>42990499
Ali and someone else were spamming no and that's all she saw. Everyone else wanted it but we got robbed. Pisses me off.

>> No.42990659

Permission to read it?

>> No.42990688

>>42990546
Yeah, that guy was me. Get blue balled boob-bros

>> No.42990714

>>42990659
had to add permission for her to read your letter on stream if you wanted her to read it

>> No.42990737
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>>42990688
WHY I OUGHTA

>> No.42990849

i didn't send a letter i need to sort out my feelings first

>> No.42990907

>>42990815
I submitted a youtube link like this /watch?v=PZdBiIiutEo, do you think that got deleted?

>> No.42990919

So Cat, you were the anon who talked about sending the boo bro fanfic..
She clearly liked it, congrats I guess!
Can we read it too?

>> No.42990937

I love rock and metal but something about Bruce's vocals filters me, kinda nasally or something I am not sure

>> No.42990976
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Yu LOVE

>> No.42990979

She keeps mentioning leg sweat. She's not sweaty, she's straight up wet boo bros.

>> No.42990992

>>42990898
I was the last boobro

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>>42990499
Man, I can't believe we have a little perverted wife who loves us, and chat cucked both US and HER out of sex..
I'm so mad

>> No.42991002
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>>42990976

>> No.42991031

>>42990992
>>42990905

>> No.42991045
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>>42990976
pain

>> No.42991053

>>42990995
The stars have foretold Yuko'll never have sex until she meets with me

>> No.42991057

Fireholder is getting blown the fuck out..

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>>42991045

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>>42991002

>> No.42991092
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BTW she also basically confirmed that she likes cum tributes, so get to it if you really love her

>> No.42991112

i love cunny

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>>42991112

>> No.42991132

she's never taking that nap is she

>> No.42991135

>>42991092
I'm saving mine for the asmr

>> No.42991138

>>42991031
He's a boobro but not the last boobro
To be the last boobro you must proclaim your status to the world and defeat all competitors
He did not express his desire to be the last boobro, so he's just a boobro

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UOOHHHHH

>> No.42991185

alright that's it, i'm gonna send her a pic of my massive tumor of a dick

>> No.42991190

>>42991129
SOME FOLKS WERE MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

>> No.42991200

>>42991092
She did not, stop being autistic

>> No.42991206

>>42991135
im saving mine for tomorrow after member's stream

>> No.42991236

>>42991132
ADHD brain pls understan

>> No.42991237

>>42991200
t. most oblivious anon

>> No.42991250

>>42991185
send it here too

>> No.42991251

>>42991200
she said she liked all of the maros she got and she definitely got cum tributs

>> No.42991271
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>I make her laugh
>I make her cry tears of joy
>I make her chest hot
>I make her squeal from sappy
How you bros doin

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>>42991271

>> No.42991317

>>42991271
I make her cum

>> No.42991318

>>42991171
Why do her knees buckle like that?

>> No.42991406

>>42991171
She's holding a mic, vsinger confirmed

>> No.42991442

>>42991406
>loli
>vsinger
KYORESU CONFIRMED

>> No.42991462

>>42991251
Im going to need something more concrete to show my penis. Maybe after the spicy asmr since that will basically have been sex

>> No.42991580

What yuyu really wants is pee tributes. You'd know this if you loved her

>> No.42991588

>>42991251
she was giggling like crazy at someone in chat saying "any crashing?" and calling herself a pervert..
like come on, boobros can't be THAT oblivious

>> No.42991603

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

>> No.42991608

She doesn't read my chats or tweets. I'm definitely not on the list

>> No.42991609
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>the manager after sifting through 300 cock maros

>> No.42991627

>>42991580
Give her the ol' Piss Plate technique

>> No.42991635

>>42991171
I'd laugh if their lack of promoting her other than a silhouette backfires. Should at least have given her a song release to actual build up hype? At this point it's mainly people already watching Idol, that would likely tune in.

>> No.42991698

>>42991588
the pervert talk was before she even started talking about maros, it was after she talked about inserting a 30mm bullet inside her

>> No.42991718

>>42991609
>only letting the snipped ones through

>> No.42991725

Most vtuber girls: I want to put a bullet inside me
Yuyu: I want to put a bullet inside me

>> No.42991728

Is masturbating with bullets the second most /k/ thing you can do after having sex with a gun?

>> No.42991757

>>42991609
probably the anon asking for them in the thread, he got mindbroken

>> No.42991760

>>42991635
retard kun
its 48 hours to the PV, not the debut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkWZWtaYLz4&feature=youtu.be
promoting will start after

go shit up some other thread SEA monkey

>> No.42991772

>>42991635
This upcoming PV is the start of the promoting. There will be plenty of time for ads before her debut.

>> No.42991773

>>42991728
Grenade anal-beads

>> No.42991799

mating press

>> No.42991812

>Touching her toes to her ears

>> No.42991817

Flexible child...

>> No.42991822

>>42991728
No that would be raping a deer and eating cum brownies

>> No.42991827

>peeing is for losers
Everything I know is a lie...

>> No.42991825

>>42991725
anon?

>> No.42991845

>>42991728
Id say its more /k/. Many women would enjoy being penetrated with a gun because of the rape/danger aspect to it, not necessarily the /k/ aspect. If she wants a shell or bullet inside her its definitely for /k/ reasons

>> No.42991854

>what is a full nelson
LOL

>> No.42991858

Yuko read my full nelson erp with the other anons....

>> No.42991889

>>42991725
bro what

>> No.42991890

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.42991935

She seems even hornier than usual, is it because of tomorrow or were the periodschizos right?

>> No.42991945

UOH

>> No.42991978

>>42991825
>>42991889
Cute anons

>> No.42991980

>searches sex
>sex
how could this happen

>> No.42991987

>>42991725
y-yeah!

>> No.42991988

YUKO NO

>> No.42991994
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>I can do that

>> No.42992033

>>42991994
yeah, with me

>> No.42992035

Yw for that bros

>> No.42992060

My wife now knows about my favorite sex position

>> No.42992064

>>42992035
i kneel

>> No.42992074

>the bullet thing
Reminded me of this.
https://exhentai.org/g/1148845/ddfe0625c9/
they're technically bullets

>> No.42992082

what's the lewd tag?

>> No.42992092
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>>42991980
I love my retarded wife

>> No.42992094

I wanted to standing full nelson anal her before, but NOW...
im gunna fucking cum

>> No.42992109

>>42992074
Is this gonna be the shooting some girl full of bbs doujin

>> No.42992117

You know what to do drawfriends
FULL NELSON YUYU

>> No.42992118
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What in the goddamn. This blue loli sure is horny as hell.

>> No.42992119

>>42991994
But that requires a willing and available partner...

>> No.42992121
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>>42991718

>> No.42992125
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this fucking brat

>> No.42992134

>>42991171
this is unironically fucking kyoresu holy shit

>> No.42992176

>>42992119
she said she can put her feet behind her head before

>> No.42992182

>>42992082
Should still be #bootyfulart since she didn't say anything about it after changing the normal art tag.

>> No.42992193

>>42992134
as opposed to ironically kyoresu

>> No.42992236

>Tummy drumming
Sexo

>> No.42992240

>>42992134
anon please tell me how you can deduce who voices a vtuber based solely on their silhouette

>> No.42992247

Imagine if she takes the phone with her to piss..
I'd straight up cum through my underwear

>> No.42992272
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Yuko is for rough unloving non consensual sex with pic related ONLY

>> No.42992283

>>42992134
>not trusting the dream anon
better to realize late than never I guess

>> No.42992292

AAAAAH THESE GIGGLES MY HEART

>> No.42992311

>>42992240
it is literally her magical doomer outfit with some chinese moonrunes on the top

>> No.42992313

>>42992240
>cute and funny
>vsinger
>familiar face
there’s an argument for sure but it’s not like it’s 100%

>> No.42992380

>>42992272
When did you get a pic of me?

>> No.42992390

>>42992272
Please delete this image of me

>> No.42992422

>>42991725
this post made me want to put a bullet inside me

>> No.42992430

>>42991603
Moona...

>> No.42992445

>>42992422
ok yuko

>> No.42992469

>>42992311
>hiring an indie vtuber, then letting her keep her model but making a small change for no reason
I find it hard to find a point in doing that. It's not even like how Phase did it too and in fact it'd be even dumber because there's lore for her as well.

>> No.42992538

>>42992469
it could just be there to throw people off idk

>> No.42992556
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Pochi teaching (you) how to get girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95l4tlD1ORk

>> No.42992561

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95l4tlD1ORk
DOG

>> No.42992574

I DON'T CARE ABOUT GIRLS I WANT THE DOG

>> No.42992622

>>42992561
I want a Pochi anime so much, her loading screen is so cute

>> No.42992623

Pre-emtpively UOOHHing for whatever she says next.

>> No.42992626

>>42992556
Never take a woman's advice on how to get girls.

>> No.42992629

yuko...

>> No.42992650

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.42992653
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>>42992626
Luckily this advice comes from a dog

>> No.42992658

Yuko.....

>> No.42992665

>>42992626
You are correct, but it's just a fun stream it's not serious

>> No.42992669

UOOOOHHH ToT I KNEW IT

>> No.42992678

Yuko...

>> No.42992686

>>42992653
POCHI IS A FUCKING BITCH

>> No.42992696

Yuko...

>> No.42992698

That plushie? Yeah, me

>> No.42992714

I'm rock fuckin' hard at this Yuko story.
God she's great

>> No.42992715

Wait, she was masturbating with the plushie???

>> No.42992716

>>42992686
Yeah, mine

>> No.42992717

AYO

>> No.42992728
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YUKO!

>> No.42992731
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Yuko is a plushie abuser

>> No.42992738

Whoever said they could see Yuko being a plushie fucker a few days ago, you win

>> No.42992741

>>42992715
it’s true, i was the plushie

>> No.42992742

Yuko is a plushie humper

>> No.42992748

it should have been me

>> No.42992762

holy fuck im gunna cum so hard

>> No.42992785

I cant believe a plushie beat me to Yukos pee virginity

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>> No.42992844

Relevant reminder
https://strawpoll.com/polls/GJn4776dzyz

>> No.42992866
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>> No.42992869

TuT

>> No.42992880

Yuko will piss on my cock when she's riding me

>> No.42992893

Fellow boobros, what the fuck happened. I just got home and saw the space.

>> No.42992896

flash me yuyu ToT

>> No.42992902

>>42992818
>>42992866
Pochi cute

>> No.42992906

yuko it's gonna flash us

>> No.42992912

fuck, i'm so hard what the fuuuuuuck

>> No.42992913

bros we need to keep this information close to our chests so she’s partial to telling us more stories

>> No.42992922

Dog is here. Talk about Pochi.

>> No.42992934

>>42992893
yuko wants a GAU-8 fired inside her

>> No.42992943

Shes so wet rn

>> No.42992954

Pochi saying "try" so cute...

>> No.42992958
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>>42992893
she stole my heart and has been running around her room with it

>> No.42992967

>>42992913
but i want her to gaslight me

>> No.42992991

Pochi is such a romantic I love her so much

>> No.42992998

>>42992922
Sorry dog but Yuko is leaking and leaking very important information right now. I'll be there in a few minutes.

>> No.42993000

>sweat

yuko please stop lying

>> No.42993002

The image of Yuko humping a plushie and pissing herself in pleasure is the hardest I've ever been

>> No.42993024
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42993024

>even when you're alone you can hype yourself up

>> No.42993087

>calm my needs
Yeah she's totally doing something while taking a shower.

>> No.42993106

this brat is giving everyone blue balls

>> No.42993127

This blue thing...

>> No.42993138

>>42993106
i came twice wdym

>> No.42993152

>twitter place that isn’t saved
whatever helps you sleep at night, yuyu

>> No.42993153

>>42993106
It's fine anon. Everything will be unleashed when the spicy ASMR drops. EVERYTHING

>> No.42993156

>>42993138
only twice?

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the plushy humping talk made me hard

>> No.42993196

holy FUCK man...
she's at Miori levels of sexy talk now my god

>> No.42993211

the plushie story got me good fuck

>> No.42993215

>>42993196
Yeah she's kind of insanely sexy

>> No.42993222

I MISS YUKO SO MUCH

>> No.42993245

That was the best fucking twitter space I've ever been in

>> No.42993259

>>42993211
>>42993180
>>42993002
>>42992785
>>42992738
>>42992715
You're all on the naughty list

>> No.42993275

>>42993156
listen man my respiratory period isn't that short ogey

>> No.42993271
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42993271

it's courting time

>> No.42993301

>>42993275
>respiratory

>> No.42993304

>>42993271
I'm courting Pochi

>> No.42993316

>>42992934
https://rule34video.com/videos/3080030/dildo-machine-gun-01-torte/

>> No.42993318

And now it's time to drain my balls. Gimme loli piss #'s

>> No.42993329
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42993329

>> No.42993337

fap now to cum along with yuko

>> No.42993348
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42993348

I love my Pochi, and she loves me!

>> No.42993362

JESUS CHRIST I WANNA CUM SO BAD NOW

>> No.42993366

>>42993301
sorry my mind feels numb from all the fapping what was the right word again

>> No.42993389

>>42993337
I will resist, I'm almost at 48 hours without fapping
Yuko will not seduce me

>> No.42993398

>>42993366
refractory

>> No.42993401

>>42993318
249080

>> No.42993414

>>42993316
.....
impressive...

>> No.42993421
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42993421

>>42993389
you know what must be done brother

>> No.42993431

>>42993366
Refractory period

>> No.42993441
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42993441

>>42993362
SHE FUCKING RODE A PLUSHIE AND ORGASMED SO HARD THAT SHE PISSED HERSELF ALL OVER IT.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK I WANNA SUCK THE JUICES OUT OF IT IMAGINE THE SMELL GOD DAMNN MAN

>> No.42993483
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42993483

Rin and Yuko plushie rating collab when?

>> No.42993492
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42993492

>yuko posts this gif on twitter
What did she mean by this

>> No.42993524

Pochi is so naive about dating it is adorable.

>> No.42993534

So many grey incels in Pochi's chat kek

>> No.42993581

She is spraying her cunny with the showerhead RIGHT NOW just close your eyes and I M A G I N E

>> No.42993586

>>42993524
She literally admited that all her experience comes from romance movies
I think that's really cute

>> No.42993650

>>42993524
Pochi is a virgin, but this stream is cute. She's basically just telling us what she likes

>> No.42993654

>>42993524
So pure

>> No.42993656

>>42993275
Refractory, bro

>> No.42993695

yuko describe you orgasm here please

>> No.42993696
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42993696

Here is a sneak peak at Star, don't tell anyone I shared this with you guys.

>> No.42993706

Pochi is a virgin, I can tell by the way she's speaking

>> No.42993737

>if you like things that are weird or controversial maybe keep them to yourself
people need this advice

>> No.42993748

>>42993696
i will cum if its her

>> No.42993759

>>42993706
>I can hear the vibration of her intact hymen through her voice

>> No.42993777
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42993777

>>42993581
FUCK I wish I was the water in her house's hot water heater

>> No.42993782

>>42993650
Exactly she's just telling us how to court her for our date tomorrow

>> No.42993794

I'm not an incel, but I find that dating advice from girls is often bad, this is another case of that.

By the point where you "offer her forks" - she has already long decided whether she's attracted to you or not, attraction isn't going to "pop up" suddenly as you communicate, this 'advice' sounds like a slowburn into the friendzone.
If early on she hasn't shown any signs of interest, it's a lost cause, or a dynamic where you're inferior to her, trying to "convince" her to date you.

>> No.42993821

>>42993759
I can smell her virgin pheromones through the screen

>> No.42993835

>>42993759
kek
But seriously the way she overthinks simple interactions is characteristic of young inexperienced women

>> No.42993869

>>42993696
kek

>> No.42993877
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42993877

To the glory of Yuko

>> No.42993878

>>42993696
It's actually chapipi

>> No.42993892

Number 1 tip don't be ugly

>> No.42993898

>>42993835
women
>lie
>but not about the wrong thiings

>> No.42993902
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42993902

PP in the VV...Pochi...

>> No.42993927
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42993927

jesus I'm so madly in love with this girl...
she's literally perfect. FUCK

>> No.42993942

pochi sounds too young and naive

>> No.42993945

how can one dog be so cute

>> No.42993954

>>42993892
You can even be ugly as long as you're well presented, confident and funny

>> No.42993984

ok, i agree she is really cute right now

>> No.42994030

>>42993892
Fat ugly bastards can land hot girls anon, you just gotta have confidence and charisma

>> No.42994042

I might be falling for this dog girl

>> No.42994046

the whiplash going from Yuko to Pochi is crazy

>> No.42994051

I just wanna be held, screw the sex. Women would sooner have me shot than associate with me. Every woman I interact with thinks I'm out for sex.

>> No.42994057

Okay sheebs, you better bring up your best pokemon conversations to tomorrow's date

>> No.42994063

>>42993794
Friendzoning only happens in long term friendships.
It's not friendzoning if you are rejected by someone you knew for a short time
It's an easy way to reject someone you're not interested in though, which makes it seem more common

>> No.42994090

Those tips are bad, you just need to understand that they aren't foolproof.

Applying them will help alot, but at the end of the day you need to read the person and react accordingly (I'm mega autistic and struggle with it)

>> No.42994091

This Pochi stream reeks of virginity

>> No.42994104

>>42993794
The talk sure is overly optimistic. It's like planning on winning money in casino.

>> No.42994106

>>42994051
Well, is it true, anon? How are you approaching women?

>> No.42994111

>>42993794
This isnt an incel take. Its common sense you shouldnt take dating advice from the gender youre trying to date. It applies for women taking advice from men just the same

>> No.42994120

>>42992272
Thats for Rin dummy

>> No.42994125

>>42994091
exactly as I hoped

>> No.42994127

>>42994091
Yeah she's so inexperienced it's fucking HOT

>> No.42994139
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42994139

Why the FUCK is she so HORNY boo bros I- I need to CUM AND I NEED TO CUM NOW FUCK

>> No.42994152

>>42994046
it really is

>> No.42994164

I'm jacking it so hard imagining Yuko quivering from the shower head right now, bros.

>> No.42994177

Pochi is pure, she thinks women don't approach men

>> No.42994195

>>42991171
How sex is Star going to be? So far I'm seeing one shoulder exposed, wearing a jacket or detached sleeves, and shorts because of how high the gap between her thighs goes. Also weird combo of space themed and having angel wings on her clothing and microphone

>> No.42994201

Just take this stream for what it is: Pochi telling us what SHE likes

>> No.42994209

Pochi is going to ruin a few viewers lives by parking them in the gay friend zone. She's so enthusiastic about it though.

>> No.42994223

>>42994201
I've got a backpack full of forks

>> No.42994226

>>42994091
Good

>> No.42994229
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42994229

Yuko my Booloved 2: Electric Boongaloo

>> No.42994234
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42994234

I want to live in Pochi's world

>> No.42994245

>>42994106
Ngl, I'm not the most socially aware, but I'm not like staring at them sexually or saying weird things. I'm just a little shy. Do they think I'm flustered because they think I'm interested in them? I act fairly normal, I keep my weird hobbies to myself.

>> No.42994256

NATALIE IS A WHORE WHO WILL SELL ME OUT FOR A LAUGH FUCK HER

>> No.42994268

>>42994245
Well, how do you approach them?

>> No.42994275

Best crash of my life. Thank you Yuko.

>> No.42994277

Is the reason why I am currently maidenless because I check all the list of Pochi's advices? Or maybe am I just that ugly.

>> No.42994288
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42994288

Hello Mr FBI

>> No.42994324

>>42994277
Ugly people use money to get women

>> No.42994327

>>42994288
Get fireholder on the case

>> No.42994336 [SPOILER] 
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42994336

Reminder that all of this advice only works if you look like this

>> No.42994356

>>42994277
Fate has saved you for Pochi

>> No.42994360

>>42994288
kek

>> No.42994362

>>42994336
So you're saying I have a chance?

>> No.42994364

>>42994245
It's easier to expand your social circle and date inside it, you'll have better chances than trying to pick up random women. And meeting friends of friends helps

>> No.42994374

>>42994091
yeah cause you're in chat

>> No.42994376

>>42994245
Staring sexually isnt even a negative. I went to dinner with my female friend and she brought her friend along. Im autistic as fuck so I didnt look at them in the eyes most of the time and my friend told me after the dinner her friend said she noticed me staring at her boobs the entire time and thought I was cute. I didnt even realise I was staring at her boobs. We did not have sex.

>> No.42994379

This is all fine and good Pochi, but it is not working.

>> No.42994401

>>42994139
*sucks you off*

>> No.42994457

I ditched this one girl's birthday party once that I was specifically invited to to play DMC5. It's over for me.

>> No.42994459

>>42994091
No shit sherlock, her poll says 70% of chat is self admitted virgins

>> No.42994468

>>42994379
She's finally giving her only good advice, get a social hobby.

>> No.42994479

>>42994457
based

>> No.42994481

Damn i need that archive update. Got hear just to listen to the end. And read here all the shit i missed

>> No.42994482

Pochi is so clueless about dating, it's cute

>> No.42994490

>>42994457
That girl is temporary, Power is forever.

>> No.42994494

>>42994401
Ayy AYY FUCK OFF I’m not gay

>> No.42994497

>>42994376
If you didn't really stare. She tried to make you look bad, ma dude.

>> No.42994504

>>42994288
kek

>> No.42994526

Yuko please post in the thread telling us how hard you came in the shower. Alternatively another anon can pretend to be Yuko and I will believe it

>> No.42994546

>it's fine to approach women in public
>maybe not if she's excluding herself
>and maybe not in gyms
>or in cafes
pochi..... your virginity is showing...

>> No.42994555

>>42994277
It's cause you're ugly.

>> No.42994572
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42994572

>>42994288

>> No.42994579

>>42994324
It's not just about money. It's about making money quickly. It took me 20 years to make it, but I lost the appetite along the way.

>> No.42994595

>>42994546
French canadian, please understand.

>> No.42994606

>If they're online, just ask them where they live
Pochi....

>> No.42994621

There's a lot wrong with being in Canada

>> No.42994628

>>42994497
Nah I'm actually casual acquantance/friend with her now so she definitely wasnt trying to do that.

>> No.42994648

>>42994457
There was a good in highschool in my strength and conditioning class that was a year younger than me.
She used to randomly slap my ass in class, and would ask me to help her stretch and complain about her pants making it look like she has a camel toe and stuff.
I'm pretty autistic, so I assumed she was making fun of me..
My friend told me a few years later that she really wanted me to ask her out.. oh well, I got Yuko now

>> No.42994661

>ask people online where they live
ABSOLUTE UNTOUCHED FLOWER VIRGIN INTACT HYMEN POCHI

>> No.42994669

>>42994628
Nah dude you're autistic, trust on on this

>> No.42994670

>>42994648
a girl in highschool*

>> No.42994673
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>> No.42994681
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>>42994457
based

>> No.42994694

>>42994669
She later asked me out so Im 100% sure

>> No.42994720

kek pochi is at least trying iirc someone asked gura advice about this and it was essentially - groom someone on discord

>> No.42994725

>>42994673
Pochi love

>> No.42994741

>>42994268
For example, let's say I'm sitting next to a girl in class. In the start, maybe we introduce ourselves. The majority of the time any social interaction ends there, as she begins to become withdrawn. I live the cliche of being paired with a girl and she leaves for her friendgroup.

>> No.42994767

>>42994720
That's the more efficient way

>> No.42994769

this is too cute

>> No.42994779

>>42994720
Gura's advice was unironically good. I know more successful groomcord couples than traditional dating couples.

>> No.42994785

>>42994479
>>42994490
>>42994681
This was before the Vergil DLC by the way. I was already waiting for DMC5 for 10 years by that point. I regret nothing.

>> No.42994793

To go back to that 30mm bullet thing.
The diameter of the bullet is 3cm
The girth of 30mm is 9.42cm
To calculate the diameter of your own penis just grab the girth and divide it by 2π

>> No.42994815

>>42994793
>just grab the girth

>> No.42994816

Pure dog...

>> No.42994832

>>42994741
Don't worry about flirting, just make friends
It comes naturally
The friendzone is a lie

>> No.42994839

>>42994481
Man.. it was so hot

>> No.42994849

>>42994793
and multiply it by 2, I guess just divide it by π and nothing else

>> No.42994850

>>42994793
tfw girthier than a 30mm

>> No.42994868

>>42994277
Just wait 5 more years. You will get an AI girlfriend that will be better than any girl you imagined could exist.

>> No.42994924

>I like your hair, it looks soft and fluffy
Anyone willing to try Pochi's pick up line?

>> No.42994932

>>42994832
>friendzone is a lie
If only that were true

>> No.42994933

pochi sounds like a nerdy class president giving unsolicited dating advice to the class

>> No.42994943

Jesus christ just how sheltered is Pochi?

>> No.42994953

>Your eyes look beautiful
Oh no, Pochi.
>You don't have to be sexual
Oh no, Pochi...

>> No.42994955
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42994955

Pochi wants the classic gentleman...
Maybe chivalry isn't dead just yet...

>> No.42994956

>>42994832
LONDON

>> No.42994958
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42994958

My pure virgin dog-wife is too cute.

>> No.42994959

>>42994720
I have several acquaintances got married after they met in fucking warcraft, and one couple met each other on a naruto forum(lol), I do not know if it still works, but thematic discords groups, if you live in the same country somehow miraculously may work

>> No.42994972

>>42994924
Makes me think of Lenny

>> No.42994974

>>42994933
perfect description

>> No.42994992
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>>42994924
Don't do it

>> No.42994995

>>42994924
Ive literally said this to Yuko and she loves me so it works

>> No.42995016

>>42994924
>It didn't work
Why is she lying?

>> No.42995017

>>42994924
>dream of Pochi
>tell her she looks fluffy
Score.

>> No.42995049

>>42995016
Wdym, she clearly liked it.

>> No.42995059

wtf is Pochi talking about?

>> No.42995083

>>42994955
she must be protected from this wretched world

>> No.42995087

>>42994779
>>42994767
>>42994959
Maybe I shouldn't be avoiding discord..

>> No.42995109

>>42995059
how cute she is

>> No.42995110

>>42994720
>Gura gives advice that works
>Pochi gives advice that gets you categorized as the gay friend who isnt even gay

>> No.42995112

>>42995059
Pochi is just telling us how to court her

>> No.42995149

>>42995059
Don't talk about feet/smell with the girl you just met

>> No.42995154

Aight the archive is up, i'll be beating the life out of my dick for the next 3 hours

>> No.42995160

>After a month
God, she's so cute

>> No.42995164

>>42994932
It is, its just an excuse to reject you
Having friends helps you get laid, especially if you have female friends
They help each other get laid, if one of their friends likes you they will try to hook you up

>> No.42995166

>Your goal is not to have them in bed
Guess I just be paying for their meals for free, because they are such good company then.

>> No.42995173

>>42994526
she'll mention it indirectly next stream

>> No.42995191

>>42995154
Thanks anon, I kneel to your dedication

>> No.42995202

>>42994720
Gura knows from experience

>> No.42995204

You know when Pochi is blushing cause she quickly stutters out a thank you

>> No.42995209

>>42995164
I don't think you know what a friendzone is anon

>> No.42995219

The amount of incels itt lol

>> No.42995244

>>42995110
>gives advice that works
It doesn't. Pochi is maintaining the suspension of disbelief to avoid giving anyone false hopes.

>> No.42995250

>>42994793
my penis is 5.5 inches in circumference..
can you do the math for me?

>> No.42995254

>>42995087
Its its a discord centred around simping for one girl (eg any vtuber discord) just avoid it. I'm talking about like a free company discord for ffxiv

>> No.42995281

>>42995191
that wasnt archive anon... glad you're happy for him beating his dick though.

>> No.42995286

>>42995219
where do you think you are?

>> No.42995295

>>42995219
What does it even mean?

>> No.42995298

>>42995209
There is no such thing as a friendzone
If they don't like you you never had a chance
If they think you're hot they will fuck you even if they're your friend

>> No.42995300

>>42995160
I did this once because I thought I'd actually like her, my now ex later told me she slept with another guy two times while we where dating.

>> No.42995301

>>42994924
if you're attractive IRL, this will work.
if you're ugly, she'll look at you like scum and get creeped out.

>> No.42995311

Ok, Pochi is at least pretty enough to get hit on

>> No.42995319

>>42995087
honestly discord is an amazing way to meet new people and gain friends and stuff
the issues come up when people be fucking retards on it just like this place really
its got its pros and cons

>> No.42995323

>>42992134
if this is kyoresu i'm dropping idol, not watching a fucking slav
t. slav

>> No.42995326

>>42995250
4.44cm

>> No.42995325

I bet Pochi believes in love at first sight and "knowing he's the right person" or some bullshit like that

>> No.42995342

>>42995323
Ukrainian?

>> No.42995349

>>42995311
You can just tell Pochi is cute af

>> No.42995367

>>42995298
yes, that's what people mean when they say friendzone anon, they aren't interested in you sexually but they remain friends with you while you are sexually interested in them

>> No.42995371

>>42995219
show me your ass

>> No.42995381

>>42995323
Isn't she Spanish

>> No.42995386

>>42995281
When did you start being a namefag, Moona?

>> No.42995391

>>42995311
I am a master at voice-to-physiognomy reverse engineering and I can tell Pochi is cute

>> No.42995405

>>42995386
It's not Moona lol

>> No.42995408

Her advice is actually all good BUT you have to be attractive (to the girl, not objectively) at first sight.

>> No.42995412

I don't want girls, nor boys, I just want to be happy for once

>> No.42995427

>>42995386
oh sorry i left that on from trolling last night lol

>> No.42995432

>>42995326
Does that mean I can comfortably fit inside yuko?
or will I need to go in the backdoor?

>> No.42995433

>>42995412
so true ;-;

>> No.42995455

>>42995381
I thought she was Russian who learned spanish

>> No.42995472

>>42995408
You have to be attractive, because if her friends think you're ugly it's over no matter what she thought of you at first.

>> No.42995488

The best time to shoot your shot is after the gym late at night while they're walking to their car

>> No.42995487
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42995487

none of the shit Pochi is saying works, just do this

>> No.42995521

>>42995487
kek

>> No.42995528

>>42995408
LITERALLY the only advice you need is:
1. be attractive (or at least passable, I mean groom yourself, dont be TOO fat, etc.).
2. be confident.
3. NEVER simp / whiteknight / act like a doormat to the girl, etc.
or bypass everything by just having a lot of money.

>> No.42995541

>>42995487
>Rayp
lmao

>> No.42995557

>>42995381
She was born in Russia and lived her part of her childhood there but then moved to Spain, so she's an hybrid type of thing, although has said she doesn't like Russia aside from visiting it from time to time

>> No.42995587

>>42995528
Literally the only advice you need is be confident. Even fuglys can get laid

>> No.42995595

>>42995281
Look what the cat brought in

>> No.42995610

>>42995528
>3
Literally how do you avoid this? If I like a girl it is actually painful to act disinterested or aloof

>> No.42995621

>>42995587
still you need to follow number 3 if you want a relationship.
otherwise you'll get cucked

>> No.42995623

>>42995432
I didn't listen to the space. You can conclude that based on what she said about that bullet (bullet diameter is 3cm)

>> No.42995625

Cute gassy dog.

>> No.42995633

>Pochi is a little bit stinky
No Pochi not you too.. muh dick

>> No.42995635
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42995635

>>42995488
This, I like to work it into my regular exercise routine

>> No.42995660

>>42995587
1. be confident
2. splice yourself with bee dna (just bee yourself)
3. strong handshake and look her in the eyes

works every time

>> No.42995681

>>42995610
Giving a shit will actively dry a woman out.

>> No.42995684

>>42995528
To add to that necesary list.
Depending on your country. There might be little to no consecuences for rape.

>> No.42995688

>>42995487
sounds like an average pajeet

>> No.42995716

>>42995684
based bangladeshi anon

>> No.42995718

>>42995587
Also be realistic. If you're fugly and not rich you will not pull a 9 or 10. Aim for like a 4 or 5

>> No.42995720

pochi's mouth is so twitchy

>> No.42995722

>>42995681
I was never going to make it..

>> No.42995730

>>42995595
uguuuuu oh nyooo

>> No.42995769

>>42995528
0. Lower your "standards", porn provides unrealistic expectations

>> No.42995782

>>42995722
Simp like crazy for cute dog girls, never let flesh women know.

>> No.42995798

God, I'll never be good enough for a girl like Pochi

>> No.42995802

>>42995769
-1. being incel is better than fucking fate women

>> No.42995812

>>42995610
>If I like a girl it is actually painful to act disinterested or aloof
try to, even if you need to force it.
if she wants to go to a club, tell her no.
if she has a dumb take, reply with "are you retarded?'.
if she gets too clingy, act disinterested.
It'll drive them MAD with lust, and their monkey brain will kick in to try and please you.
Otherwise she'll start fucking the closest nigger within a 10 mile radius

>> No.42995839

>>42995802
I will fuck Tohsaka Rin's defenceless anus

>> No.42995841

>>42995802
If you're turning down (fat) women then you're a volcel not an incel

>> No.42995873

>Don't be a weirdo
ah, there it is.

>> No.42995880

The only real advice you need is be 6+ feet tall.
Everything else is bullshit.
If you arent, dont try. They dont want you.

>> No.42995902

>>42995718
More like a 1 or a 2, if you dick them right their 3 to 5 friends will hear about it and want some.

>> No.42995901

i'm gonna clip this cute pochi stream
i'm sure it will be a hit with the girls

>> No.42995911

Pochi cute.

>> No.42995914

>>42995880
6 feet, 6 inches, 6 figures

>> No.42995919

>>42995487
This is true

>> No.42995922

>>42995718
Nah, some times you just get the chance to get to know 9,10s. And if you have enough charm it might actually work. Then again the chance needs to present itself (mostly stuff like school/uni projects)

>> No.42995927

Basically all of Pochi's advice boils down to "the woman knows if she's interested within 15 seconds of seeing you, so don't bother her"

>> No.42995943

>>42995841
roru me, I feel sick just looking at them. I hate it.

>> No.42995946

>>42995880
I'm a 5'6 manlet and I can get laid seethe more

>> No.42995955

>>42995812
Who do I trust, this anon or Pochi? Pochi's stream makes me feel hopeful this anon's advice makes me want to kms

>> No.42995970

>>42995946
I too can pay for a prostitute.

>> No.42996038

>>42995955
Trust Pochi and keep donating to her like a good Sheeb.

>> No.42996039

>>42995955
Based and same, starting to remember why I hate women

>> No.42996062

>pochi doesn't know what a wingman is

>> No.42996072

why the fuck are Yuko's gachis doing in Pochi's flirting stream?

>> No.42996074

>>42995955
>Who do I trust, this anon or Pochi?
trust me retard, I know better than her

>> No.42996090

>>42995955
The truth is not all women are the same. Pochi's advice will work for some women, anons will work for some others. You need to court each women differently once you learn how she likes to be treated

>> No.42996102

Pochi is going to help this man marry both Yuko and Katta and there is nothing you can do to stop her

>> No.42996101

>>42996072
Taking notes? Why are you here?

>> No.42996131

>>42996072
diversifying

>> No.42996135

>>42996039
So incels are not just a meme?

>> No.42996138

>>42996101
to flirt with her?

>> No.42996143

>>42995880
>tfw im 5'11
fuck..

>> No.42996152

>>42996072
buddy he is membered to every single member and watches all of them

>> No.42996161

>>42996135
Anon...

>> No.42996170
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>> No.42996186

>>42995955
Trust Pochi since you won't kys then, it's that simple

>> No.42996190

>>42995487
BAP is satire and if you can't tell you're a retard

>> No.42996207

>>42996138
Vtubers are temporary, life is until the end.
Picking up stuff to try on Yuko.

>> No.42996217

>>42996135
where do you think you are?

>> No.42996252
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the forbidden courting rules

>> No.42996255

>>42996190
you are GAY

>> No.42996264
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>> No.42996267

>>42996143
Try being 5'9" and literally every other man in your county is over 6'2" and the women are as tall as you.

>> No.42996266

pochi is so groomable

>> No.42996275

>>42996255
You're mom

>> No.42996286

>>42996072
Yuko's still masturbating in the shower, she doesn't know

>> No.42996306

>improve yourself
nyo...

>> No.42996310

>>42996286
that's what Yuko wants you to think

>> No.42996315

>improve yourself
AIEEEEEEEE

>> No.42996316

>improve yourself
it's over...

>> No.42996323

>im so easy
>you just have to compliment me and be romantic
I'm gunna cuck all the sheebs so damn hard..

>> No.42996325

>>42996267
I'm 5'8" and average looks. it could always be worse anon

>> No.42996336
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>>42996186
this

>> No.42996337

>>42996323
That just makes you a sheeb dummy

>> No.42996340

>>42996252
The forbidden advice #3 is missing
>Be thoughtful. She will appreciate you

>> No.42996342

>>42996217
I just never found the concept understandable. It seemed like a meme.

>> No.42996366

Who's this fluid druid

>> No.42996387
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>>42996306
>>42996315
>>42996316
She's right, you know

>> No.42996408

>>42996387
Based teammate

>> No.42996413

>>42996387
Why is it always the yellow woman...

>> No.42996426

>>42996387
I am still membered but it hurt because it's true...

>> No.42996432

>now pochi is getting horny
wtf?? is she gunna masturbate after stream too??

>> No.42996472
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42996472

I want to sexually harass Pochi like an indian

>> No.42996590

the e-sekai girls must be actual anime characters dragged into our reality, there is no way they are real people from our world

>> No.42996605

>>42995342
yes, but it's not about the country, it's the russian-speaking viewerbase that is obviously going to be pandered to and they are going to be insufferable. It is truly a blessing to not understand what they are saying.

>> No.42996606

What was the pokemon pickup line?

>> No.42996633

>>42996606
>if I was a Seaking, I'd Horn Drill you

>> No.42996699
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>>42996340
arigatou, fixed

>> No.42996732

>>42996342
>seemed like a meme
how so?

>> No.42996784

>>42996590
I believe this rrat

>> No.42996829

damn pochi's fucking horny today too

>> No.42996848

pochi's refreshing ass

>> No.42996925

>>42996732
The "hate women" part just doesn't seem like a real take on the matter.

>> No.42996945

>>42996699
has she talked about negging yet? that's vitally important

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>>42996925
I hate women

>> No.42997031

Pochi finally found a way how to pump some SCs. She did well today.

>> No.42997033
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>> No.42997035

>>42996590
israel

>> No.42997037

The dirtier the jokes the hornier she gets, even Pochi.

>> No.42997046

>>42997031
i was gonna throw money at her anyways

>> No.42997049

>>42996945
I had to look up negging, sounds like the opposite of Pochi's position

>> No.42997052

rip, pochi doesn't understand complex numbers

>> No.42997099

>>42997046
Props to you. Sheebs are usually holding back.

>> No.42997106
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>im feeling all mushy.. in my heart!!
she's wet

>> No.42997119
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42997119

Pochi is a pure maiden

>> No.42997124

>>42997049
its very important if you dont do it with some regularity the woman will start thinking she can do better than you. its regular maintenance.

>> No.42997135

>>42997033
She's so cute bros...

>> No.42997151

YJK

>> No.42997161

Finally, a girl that values her purity

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42997171

>>42997124
Used to be so much easier...

>> No.42997172

Pochi confirmed pure

>> No.42997219

>>42997171
We're too soft over in the west. Life is too comfortable now.

>> No.42997263

>>42997219
Good old times.

>> No.42997264

>>42997171
>>42997219
soon, brothers, mashallah.

>> No.42997280

>educate yourself
>improve yourself
>you guys have female friends right?

>get girls
Pochi no... not you too...

>> No.42997303

>>42997219
we have truly become the sailor who fell from grace with the sea..

>> No.42997322

>>42997280
This shitpost isn't going to work no matter how hard you try it because Pochi is just telling us how to get into her pants

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42997326

You fuckers really just cheating on Yuko like that

>> No.42997342
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42997342

>>42997280
by "get girls" she means her

>> No.42997382

>>42997326
it's just a joooke.
plus if yuko calls them out it'll be so hot

>> No.42997395

C'mon Sheebs, Pochi is asking you to throw some money at her.

>> No.42997402

>>42997326
Supporting other talents isn't cheating. It's only when they get into lovey/horny shit with multiple talents that it's cheating

>> No.42997415

>>42997326
yuko loves idol and doesn't care if you support others

>> No.42997437

https://litter.catbox.moe/jeutnx.webm
https://litter.catbox.moe/jeutnx.webm
https://litter.catbox.moe/jeutnx.webm

>> No.42997455

>>42997402
>>42997415
He's literally flirting with her

>> No.42997481

>>42997455
it's just a joke man, only yuko makes us horny

>> No.42997500

>>42997455
It's a dumb pickup line on a dumb pickup line stream stop being autistic

>> No.42997506

>>42997455
she's asking for pickup lines and that's one of the most common ones

>> No.42997513

this feels like a mio stream lol

>> No.42997590

kissing pochi's unsuspecting butt

>> No.42997605
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>> No.42997650

>>42997437
cute

>> No.42997659

Anonymously Yours contain your autism a bit man...

>> No.42997681

>>42997659
NO
verification not required

>> No.42997708

>>42997681
how hard are you right now? be honest

>> No.42997726

DRINKING POCHI'S PISS

>> No.42997740

>>42997708
not at all, but she did just offer me her pee

>> No.42997753

Feet tomorrow LETS GOOOOOO

>> No.42997757

Feetbros..

>> No.42997758

>>42996366
PISSBROS AND FEETBROS WIN AGAIN

>> No.42997761

HORNY doggo

>> No.42997759

This is not JewCorp, this is PeeCorp...

>> No.42997785

I'M GOING TO DRINK IT

>> No.42997813

Fuyo and Yuko have been training Pochi well.

>> No.42997816

PISS CHADS ALWAYS WIN!!!!!

>> No.42997818

NYLON STOCKINGS WITH TOE SEPERATION TOMORROW HOPEFULLY

>> No.42997831
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I fucking knew she was a foot fag, why else would she post this

>> No.42997848

POCHI CORRUPTION ARC

>> No.42997862

My pure dog wife..

>> No.42997889

Early March for Pochi Donothon.
Not against something sussy, but not outright spicy.

>> No.42997908

HELL YEA LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.42997917

why are the girls feel like they need to whore themselves out when they are doing better than 90% of chuubas...

>> No.42997923

pochi wont do porn but she will show us her feet. based

>> No.42997932

Pochi is family friendly because I'd like to start a family with her

>> No.42997934

>>42997917
they see how well yuko is doing

>> No.42997951

SHEEBS CAN'T STOP WINNING

>> No.42997969

it's okay pochi, my cum is only for yuyu anyways

>> No.42997977

>>42997917
Pochi wants to throw a bone to her fans

>> No.42997984

>>42997917
The only girls who do stuff like that get turned on by it themselves

>> No.42997985

>stoop to this level
shots fired

>> No.42997986

>>42997917
Because crossing boundaries is exciting? Because maybe she wants to?
Because why not?
Because they know what their fans want and want to give it to them?

>> No.42998030

>>42997985
That's it, Yuko must rape Pochi

>> No.42998035

Pochi is really sweet and cute, I don't a bunch of coomers to join in and scare her...

>> No.42998043
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>>42997985
give her time..

>> No.42998050

>>42997985
>stoop to this level
but she already is the worst streamer in idol??????

>> No.42998051

>>42997917
they see yuko doing well with it and it makes them think

>> No.42998074

>>42998035
anon.. have you been watching this stream?

>> No.42998086

>>42998035
I want to scare Pochi with my cum

>> No.42998088

One day, pochi will shove chopsticks up her ass on stream

>> No.42998101

>>42998051
Rin anal stimulation ASMR soon

>> No.42998116

Pochi's used bandaids...

>> No.42998124

>>42998074
This is the first Pochi stream I've been able to watch in a long time.

>> No.42998131

Pochi likes that sheebs are wholesome and down bad. Watch streams. I'm glad she won't become a lewdtuber though. I like her the way she is

>> No.42998152

I hope she was not disrespecting my cunny wife who is aiming to make me cum with the ASMR with that comment

>> No.42998155

Based eurobeat enjoyer

>> No.42998162

>Concernfags
Nothing else matters but beating Rin

>> No.42998169

>>42998051
Fuyo did a hentai twitter space as well
Yuko is just REALLY good at grooming her viewers

>> No.42998175

>>42998124
she's literally horny right now

>> No.42998202

>>42998169
yuko is easily the hottest girl in idol, so it's a little hard to compete

>> No.42998212

>>42997977
does she REALLY want it, or does she feel like she has to do it to appease her fans?

>> No.42998232

>>42998131
I hope to god she doesn't become a lewdtuber

>> No.42998236

>never wants kids

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>>42998212

>> No.42998244

>Pochi doesn't want kids
no...

>> No.42998255

huge red flag must rape pochi now

>> No.42998259

PROTECTED SEX WITH POCHI

>> No.42998272

>doesn't want puppies
its over..

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>I dont want babies.. Unless
Shes thinking about me

>> No.42998299

They all say this
Until they are 30+ and become hags

>> No.42998303

Pochi is just young. Her clock will start ticking eventually

>> No.42998309

>>42998272
She'd consider.

>> No.42998311
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42998311

Pochi is for anal only

>> No.42998317

That marriage explanation was actually too cute for me that hurt

>> No.42998318

Marriage and breeding in that order sheebs.

>> No.42998323
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42998323

I'm gunna cum deep into your womb whether you like it or not.
Then I'll use the cum as lubricant to cum into you again.
Deal with it

>> No.42998330

she's waiting for my marriage proposal

>> No.42998338

SHE THINKS ABOUT IT I'M CUMMING RIGHT NOW

>> No.42998341

Yuko ruined a whole generation of Idol corp.

>> No.42998354

>>42998299
>>42998303
hagmind

>> No.42998360

>>42997917
women are whores
welcome to reality

>> No.42998386

sigh time to send pictures of empty egg cartons to pochi's maro...

>> No.42998418

>>42998175
I like this Pochi a lot. Tomorrow's stream might destroy me, I'm scared.

>> No.42998427

>>42998386
kek

>> No.42998431

>>42998386
send her a cum tribute instead with a caption saying you want to impregnate her

>> No.42998433
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>>42998341
There's one girl she'll never ruin and you know it

>> No.42998467

>>42998418
I'll watch it but I won't chat in it.. I'm not THAT much of a whore

>> No.42998500

>>42997917
It's a donothon, and Pochi knows her fans are down bad, so what's the problem with appealing to us a bit?

>> No.42998520

Pochi cute you sheebs have yourself a fine oshi here.

>> No.42998535

>>42998433
is that Rim Penrose?

>> No.42998544

>>42998341
Fuyo and Yuko have always been like this.
Pochi is just starting to open up.
Rin and Juna are still prudes

>> No.42998568

GOD.....DAMN IT!

>> No.42998579
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I LOVE THIS DOG

>> No.42998585

I am dying from cuteness

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>>42998568
you forgot your image king

>> No.42998604

>>42998568
[chair clattering]

>> No.42998612

Pochi really is goin for the slow groom like she's raising a pup of her own. Training and praising

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>> No.42998650

>>42998620
It's me and I think it's fine

>> No.42998658

>>42998620
yeah, me

>> No.42998661

>>42998620
I'm on the fence about it

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>> No.42998686

>>42998612
The slow grooming goes both ways in this situation

>> No.42998687

super cute stream but stoop to that level actually annoyed me a bit even if it was an offhand comment. Yuko is a saint and she shouldn't be shamed

>> No.42998704

>>42998620
But! An anon earlier in the thread said he could smell Pochi's hymen...

>> No.42998761

>>42998687
yuko's level of bonding cannot be understood by a mere normalfag

>> No.42998767

>>42998687
If you read into every small things someone says you'll end up like the raving lunatics on the rest of this board. Live and let be I'm sure she didn't mean anything at Yuko.

>> No.42998775

oh no she's speaking french i'm going to cum in my pants

>> No.42998787

>>42998687
She's literally going to masturbate, record it, and put it behind a paywall. Yuko is the exact opposite of pure.

>> No.42998799

>>42998687
She didn't even name Yuko, she could be talking about literal cam girls on twitch, depending on the context, because people were asking about feetcams then

>> No.42998801

>>42998687
ESL moment, pls undastand

>> No.42998838
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>>42998787
she's pure sex

>> No.42998839

>>42998787
Who said pure retard. And we don't even know what we're getting but I'm waiting for it.

>> No.42998909

>>42998767
true I will assume she was just talking about her own boundaries but it sounded like she didn't think much of "spicy" stuff
>>42998787
she is a saint for taking care of my dick

>> No.42998915

Pochi would pretend to cum for us if we're bad in bed...

>> No.42998989

>>42998687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NLw-SDzfXM

>> No.42998991

>>42998915
Pochi is hypersensitive I bet, she would probably cum from nipple play alone

>> No.42999006

>>42998787
>and put it behind a paywall
the download will be free retard

>> No.42999058

DO NOT commissions art of Pochi pregnant
DO NOT draw Pochi with a big bulging pregnant belly and dark swollen milky nipples

>> No.42999061

>>42999006
Only if you're a member

>> No.42999066

>>42998989
don't post this retarded snake whore here

>> No.42999094

>>42999061
it'll be free to everyone

>> No.42999100

>>42998989
Insectoids are incapable of human emotion, of course she'd say this.

>> No.42999117

>>42999066
you're being such a holobrony right now

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>>42998991
probably, I could see her having suckable nipples

>> No.42999135

Not to bring other streamers in but if any of you know how Selen can hold and pet a dragoon.. that, for sheebs, please.

>> No.42999151

Pochi is doing this valentines thing because she pities us...

>> No.42999176

>>42999117
nobody likes that CCP fellating whore

>> No.42999177

>>42999066
>>42999100
>they rbi
shiggy diggy

>> No.42999208

>pochi starting to beg for comments
it's all coming together

>> No.42999215

>>42999129
Forget about finding the clit, I can't even find her nipples

>> No.42999216

>>42999177
someone get the bug spray

>> No.42999251

>>42998989
im glad shes dead in a gutter somewhere

>> No.42999254

>>42999208
fuck.. now I gotta comment on her streams too

>> No.42999255

>>42998989
I miss this bugwoman.

>> No.42999267

cute sniffs

>> No.42999322

>>42999176
Yeah because she's a chink, not because of some perceived grievance towards the hololive company

>> No.42999351

I will invert with nut if Pochi has commissioned Pompmaker for feet assets

>> No.42999399

>>42999208
it helps them with the algorithm

>> No.42999427

>>42999208
>not leaving comments for your oshi

>> No.42999435

To be honest, the spread legs assets are kind of shit, it feels uncouth
The assets of interlocking toes with her though...

>> No.42999477

>>42999435
Spread leg is shit
Interlocking toes is shit
Crossed legs is good

>> No.42999479

>>42999216
if you use bug spray, what is your wife going to be left to snack on?

>> No.42999488
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42999488

>>42999435

>> No.42999537

>>42999488
No toe socks...

>> No.42999538

>>42999399
yeah I know
>>42999427
cute seeing her ask for them

>> No.42999563

>>42999435
do they have a legs behind head asset yet?
nice 5 second virality for whoever gets that one done first

>> No.42999589

>imagine calling someone your Oshi
>imagine not liking their stream
>imagine not chatting
>imagine not leaving a comment
>imagine not liking their tweets or replying

So what do you even do? Just coom and shitpost here?

>> No.42999640

>>42999563
FULL NELSON

>> No.42999654

>>42999589
you seem like a lost redditor

>> No.42999688

>>42999589
I don't watch any jewbas and I'm consistently voted the #4 best poster in /jidf/ anyway

>> No.42999692 [SPOILER] 
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why the fuck is this faggot like this?

>> No.42999694

>>42999589
Yes?

>> No.42999732

>>42999692
man I hate this fucker so much

>> No.42999851
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42999851

I LOVE POCHI WANMARU

>> No.42999905
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42999905

So how "sussy" will pochi get?
Will she do the "dog in heat and keeps stuffing her snout into your crotch" ASMR RP that I want?

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