/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

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Previous Thread:>>42942539

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

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Would it not be nice if she would stream today?

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[Anonymous No.]

I hate gura because i hate anything that's popular, how do i get rid of this noroi that makes me hate cute things like gura?

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>>42967594
Why does Gura's off collab voice sound like an actual literal honest to god unironic child?

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So why did she claim it would be an offcollab with Subaru

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>>42967677
Stop being retarded and think for yourself and not based on others opinion.

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Goobadibabidoo my beloved

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>>42967677
kill yourself cuckmate

[Anonymous No.]

According to Gura this is the peak female body. The perfect specifimen for sex.

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>>42967677
being a contrarian is a hivemind too you know

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>>42967713
I concur

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>>42967677
Not sure how to fix that. I can't imagine living life without being able to think for myself.

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>>42967707
Lmao
Fuck off retard, you got laighed out of general, nobody will take your shit seriously here either.

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>>42967472
NTA, and I don't see why it has to be 'gura lied', there was probably just a change in plans or smth.
But the thing he's talking about is
https://youtu.be/kGCJuuSFpbM?t=3349

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>>42967709
Kiara pls

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Gura was ambushed walking home from the studio late at night.

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>>42967826
she is with kiara, she will be fine
kiara is strong you know

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Tomorrow is date night with Gura, you’d better be on your best behavior before then

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>>42967799
letting staff know to let her in? just listen to the audio, i don't know how bad your hearing has to be to think she's not there

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Gura Cute

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>>42967634
Based Gurass poster

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>>42967910
the cutest

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>>42967799
Ah, so he basically pushing narrative based on nothing. How unusual.

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>>42967879
>letting staff know to let her in?
She didn't do that for anyone else. You could hear how Ina and Bae came in, you couldn't with Gura.

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>>42967594
why no link to preorder figure
there was link for last one

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The only thing I'm mad about is that Gura said it was going to be an off collab and she lied. She was clearly on discord. Her part in the stream was great though

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>>42967944
ok, now did you listen to the audio? use headphones

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>>42967944
Retarded AND deaf. You poor fuck.

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Gura probably got shy and decided not to go.

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>>42967856
Do you think Gura would mind if I show up in my gym attire? All I have is my security gear and gym clothes.

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>>42967944
>>42967970
>>42968019
No one is falling for it. Try spamming Gurame again.

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>>42967944
ina and bae understand Japanese my nigger in christ

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>>42967970
>>42968019
Samefagging is fucking cringe.

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>>42967713
She ain't wrong...

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remember, he cum from getting btfo-ed so you better be not his slut chumbies

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I'm glad Ina was there with Gura

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>>42968124
you got my respect takos, thanks for helping her

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They have 2 whole corpos filled to the brim with drama yet all they have here is "SH3 N0T TH3RE!?!?!"
My fucking sides man.

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>>42968124
they joked with their manager about how ina is gura's assistant, that's how close they are

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>>42967879
Ok my japanese isn't great but, Subaru says:
"Yobimasu" (I'll contact her)
then starts writing a message in english that she reads out loud, starting with "Please"
she says "Join shichao kana, kore?" I'm not sure if this means 'should we join' or 'will she join' but either way it seems pretty clear that it's discord.
Bae says "Ikimasu ka, Subaru-san?" (Shall we go?)
Then Subaru says "Ah, kita" (Ah, she came)
At no point is there any sound of Gura entering the room or sitting down, and they don't say anything to indicate that.
After Gura says "My name is Gawr Gura from Hololive English", Bae says: "Subaru-sama, hanzaisha no koe kikoemasen" (Subaru-sama, I can't hear the criminal's voice)
Meanwhile Gura is saying "Um, can I see your badge, officer? Can I get a badge number?" while Bae and Subaru are laughing at the tech issue and say "Sorry Gura, accident, sorry"
Again, not sure why this is cause for anti-posting or anything, I imagine she just ended up not being in the office for some reason

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>>42968287
imagine putting this much effort into shitposting

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>>42968234
It's true. Ina is assisting Gura regularly with draining my balls.

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>>42968287
you literally have no legs lmao

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>>42968124
They fought the law, and they won!

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So is myth really doing a Collab tomorrow or it's going to be just the release of the "visual novel"? Just questioning since no matter what we get 2x GFE Gura tomorrow

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>>42968327
>>42968342
What about it is shitposting? I don't speak Japanese, but if that translation is accurate, then it seems pretty obvious that she wasn't there in person. I don't get what the problem is.

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>>42968287
1-800-662-HELP (4357)

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>>42968124
the only duo who can get away with it

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>>42968327
>>42968342
>>42968398
I'm just trying to figure out if she was there or not

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>>42968287
Cripple please, nobody's buying into your cool stories.

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>>42968392
They are offcollabing and plan to exchange gifts, I think.

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>>42968397
https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/national-helpline

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>>42968392
Both

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I'm super happy, Gura did well and she's now gotten one offcollab under the belt and didn't die so she knows she's strong enough to do more without having to be too nervous about it.
Now let's get some karaoke offcollabo with JP going and sing holo songs and others together, that'll be amazing
But first Valentine's

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>>42968397
>I don't speak Japanese
Then shut the fuck up, retard. On fact, just shut the fuck up in general.

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so glad i get to dust off this image

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You guys are going to look very stupid when it turns out that she used Discord.

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good luck entertaining that person lmao

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>>42968517
>>42968447

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>>42968287
Legs no workie

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>>42968287
I'll help you retards out once and then I'll bash your head in with a stone alright?
All 3 (Ina Bae and Gura) came in the room at once when she called them in the first time.
Gura and Ina switched places after Ina's turn
Subaru mistakenly read her script for Kobo at the start of Gura's turn (she tells Bae this after either Gura's or Kobo's turn)

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>>42968484
why are you upset? are you feeling disappointed because she is a liar?
>>42968517
they are coping right now
>>42968397
>>42968287
good job, you just btfo this general
>>42968435
she is not there, chumniggers are coping right now
>>42968568
cope

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>>42968579
>>42968447

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Fuck, overconfidence killed me

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>>42968579
>cope
LMAO YOU'RE ACTUALLY SEETHING SO HARD JUST BECAUSE GURA OFF COLLABS WITH YOUR PRECIOUS JPs NOW
HAHAHAA

[Anonymous No.]

Gura had to see this while going through her art tag

https://twitter.com/AquaWaterCircle/status/1624920515545530371?t=CqtXUcuEOGZLTABbaogZXA&s=19

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damn, under 100 posts and this general is already shit lmao

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>>42968637
>>42968447

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>>42968629
She has muted your account long ago

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>>42968629
that might remind her about him

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>>42968579
Imagine being a retarded cripple, rumao!

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Gura was not there. Why are some of you faggots trying to defend that she was? Because it would mean that she lied and you'll defend Gura at all costs

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Damn we already have a new "I'm right you are wrong, I'm always right just like all the other times I was wrong"

[Anonymous No.]

did kuzuha lose again or something?

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>>42968752
>hurr durr please take my bait seriously gurrr

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>>42968752
lmao you're actually seething because she's licking Subaru's armpits as we speak?

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>>42968568
Timestamp? Curious why Subaru's script involves wondering if Kobo is going to join discord. Also doesn't explain why Bae can't hear her
I feel like I provided pretty clear reasons to think she's not in the room
>>42968579
This is not me and I'm not trying to antipost, it just seems to me that Gura genuinely wasn't there

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>>42968568
thanks

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>>42968287
>"Subaru-sama, hanzaisha no koe kikoemasen"
This is the only line you posted that's of any interest here, the rest doesn't apply at all.
And you are right, she did say this, I just listened to it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGCJuuSFpbM&t=3396s
However, it doesn't imply they were not offcollabing. There's only so much space at Subaru's desk, Kiara already had to sit on a trash can next to her when she visited her, so with multiple people present they probably had the suspects sit at some table a bit further away, obviously with their own mic setup for the audience, so Subaru and Bae listened to it through headphones.

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>>42968782
Yes lol

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>>42968782
Who?

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>>42968782
Yeah, hence the schizo.
>>42968813
use your ears

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His legs and penis literally don't work.

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>>42968823
If that's the case, wouldn't the same problem have come up with Ina who was actually in the room immediately before Gura?

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So now that it's settled which JP will Gura off collab with next?

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>>42968823
You're putting way too much effort into entertaining this retard's bullshit.

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>>42968813
its alright you have done a great job btfoing this retard whiteknights

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>>42968885
Okayu please

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>>42968869
No because it was Subaru not putting Bae in the right room on Discord where she would hear the audio feed. Something she did with Ina but then forgot to pull Bae along when they switched to Gura's waiting room most likely
Either way just wait for Gura to talk about it, there's no reason to assume she wasn't in her apartment

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you retards really argue about the most trivial things

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When did Gura like that image on twitter? Please reply to me instead of replying to the threadshitter. Thank you in advance.

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>>42968936
fuck off I'm a white knight too

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>>42968885
honestly I just want someone with soome english, lui again or haachama might be fun

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>>42968869
>>42968823
>>42968813
>>42968579
>>42968287
>>42968941
This EOP retard arguing with himself while 5ch is discussing same-chan's first offcollab

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>>42968823
nigger its not in subaru's house

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>>42968947
right after the off collab

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>>42968947
Pretty much immediately after her segment.

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>>42968947
right after her section ended

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>>42968996
>>42969004
Thank you. I will now watch the stream

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>>42968945
some chumbuds here have severe autism, its almost like a schizo in denial

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>>42969033
Enjoy Gura's cute off collab voice.

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Those "crimes" were tame. She should have gotten her for the Chum Jar and the Shion Maku thing

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>>42969058
I've never been in denial. I have autism just like my oshi, but without the maturing and learning to not get into arguments online that she has gone through. Probably. I would not be surprised if she has gotten into a few Fantasy Life arguments these last few days.

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>doesn't speak nihongo
>tries to argue what Subaru briefly said and creates fantasies about what it definitely means
This so called rrat is a fucking joke.

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>>42969058
you have to be even more insane to spend this much time and effort on a girl and fanbase you hate rather than something you love

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>>42969100
I agree actually. The Atlantis one was good, but for the other one they could have picked those or her violating food hygiene standards.
Could've definitely gotten this brat and put her in jail if the police had been more prepared

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>>42969175
Subaru is just as incompetent as the real cops...

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If Gura's off collab voice is this cute, can you imagine how cute she sounds in person?

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>>42969130
try to help yourself, you're easy ammunition for shitposter
>>42969132
if he did something productive instead he wouldn't be a schizo

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>>42969230
the FE surprise appearance is probably how she normally sounds

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>>42969175
>Delusional police apologist thinks they could jail a lab-grown, divine being for anything, ever
Take your meds!

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>>42969230
her VR voice is much cuter

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>>42968941
I think it's more likely that they're offcollabing in the studio than Subaru's place, considering that Miko also walked into the room. That would also explain Gura not being there. If it were an arranged offcollab it would be weird for her to not show up, but if it's just a 'since we're in the studio' thing, there's no harm in discord calling.
If Gura were in the room, Subaru wouldn't need to write to her in discord to join and wonder if she was coming
>>42968984
I don't want to celebrate her first offcollab if it wasn't an offcollab, that's all

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>>42969175
You only have yourself to blame for that. Subaru was crying out to chumbies for help putting Gura in jail.

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>>42969274
Since when is she lab grown though?
I thought she was a 9xxx year old shark princess from Atlantis who washed up on shore naked...

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>>42969100
She never acknowledged she knew what she was reffering, and she called it a "chum jar", because she's a shark. She has perfect plausible deniability for that one. For any of that stuff she can just turn on "I'm merely a clueless silly shork, I don't know nothin" mode.

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>>42969308
her own words, she was created in a lab.

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>>42969308
she's joking

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>>42969294
she sounds like a child...

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>>42969301
>This EOP retard arguing with himself while 5ch is discussing same-chan's first offcollab

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>>42969301
look at their state now anon, they are trying to delude themself to think this is an off-collab
have pity to them, cuckolding is not easy but can be trained

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>>42969338
Gura was a testtube baby and had two moms all along

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>>42969308
the original is ded...

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>>42969305
I snitched and told her about Gura's crimes, she just picked the wrong charges, no blame on my part. I did my duty as a just ojisan who's trying to protect other unsuspecting ojisans from getting scammed and blackmailed by this devious cunny

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>>42969369
>This EOP retard arguing with himself while 5ch is discussing same-chan's first offcollab

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>>42969357
is that a bad thing?

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>>42969308
She was created in an Atlantean lab 9000 years ago, I don't see any discrepancies here.

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>>42969416
(Gotye playing in the background)

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>>42969230
It was worth staying up just to hear her off collab voice T o T
>>42969294
I have to agree she sounds even cuter with the Index though.

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>go to bed 5 hours before the collab
>thread had barely over 100 posts
>wake up a half hour ago
>thread over 800 posts
I take it the off-collab was good?

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>>42968629
>Reported for abusing hashtags, platform manipulation, and being a disgusting race traitor.
Enjoy your twitter ban, animal fucker.

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>>42968823
I hate you all for making me listen carefully. Now I can't unhear when they keep popping the mic.

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>>42969407

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>>42969469
Yes. Niji numberfags lost big time so they came to shitpost.

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>>42969469
So good the cripple tries very hard to get a new rrat going.

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>>42969469
yes, many cases of seething though

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>>42969500
How many viewers did it end up having?

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>>42969305
I did send shit in. Not my fault her retarded ass didn't use it

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>>42968823
Hello chumbuds, subatomo here. Saw this on Warosu and just want to clarify that Subaru has a soundproof room with multiple chairs in her new house, she recently had a full Gen 2 collab in there so it could easily fit multiple guests.

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>>42969488
Why do you take obvious shitposters seriously, dumbud?

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>>42969531
90k+, I'm not a numberfag so I wasn't watching closely.

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>>42969469
Gura was not there. She lied

[Anonymous No.]

What did Iofi end up making for Gura hairstyle?

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>>42969550
thanks for you clarification subatomo-friend

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>>42969550
>Hello chumbuds, subatomo here
Sure.

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>>42969571
I just listened to it and she's very clearly there.

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>>42969301
You're arguing with retarded indonesians. Normal people went to bed already.

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>>42969571
This EOP retard arguing with himself while 5ch is discussing same-chan's first JP offcollab

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>>42969563
Damn, Shuba can really pull them in

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>>42969615
retard

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>>42969659
pekora and kobo are also there so it's a blue-girl buff

[Anonymous No.]

I'm hungry, what should I get chumbies?

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>>42969559
Idk I thought maybe he had studio headphones so I went to go get mine from my guitar amp.

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>>42969685
Thanks for clarifying that you're a retard, but I never asked.

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What makes a dude have a mental meltdown so hard that he'll argue for hours about shit like this

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>>42969715
Takenoko

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>>42969550
Fair enough, it's whatever to me personally. She'll probably mention whether or not she saw Subaru in person at some point regardless so no need for people to go schizo over it right now. The collab was good and fun and that's what matters.

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what if, I know it'll sound insane but, you just ignored threadshitters for once?

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>>42969732
xhe lost xher penis in a botched circumcision

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>>42969615
Sure indeed. https://litter.catbox.moe/5fxqmp.jpeg
It was a fun collab though, Gura is a nice girl, hope they do it again. Peace, chumbuds.

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>>42969755
>This EOP retard arguing with himself while 5ch is discussing same-chan's first JP offcollab

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>>42969755
do you only have phone speakers to listen to the collab with?

[Anonymous No.]

is 4chanx what was making everything so slow or is this something on my end. it stopped when I disabled tampermonkey

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>>42969732
A traumatic event in his productive age, he needs to spend his excess energy but he can't
I'm a psychologist, and this kind of case is my daily routine

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>>42969301
Pretty sure the all the JP members called in. Pekora 100% called in. She even said so. Matsuri, Miko, Noel, Kanata, and Mel were most likely not there.

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>>42969804
Don't mind that cripple your oshi is cute

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>>42969805
I'm not whoever you think I am, but continue spamming I guess.

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Gura will tell us how Shuba smelled.

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>>42969804
thanks for the collab suba frens

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>>42969823
I have no issues with 4chanX, but I did have some with tampermonkey on completely unrelated sites. Haven't had a problem since I switched to violentmonkey.

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Gura is really sensitive so she becomes weak in the arms and hands whenever lightly stimulated, so like if you rest your head on her lap she'll drop her phone on your face or when you rest your penis on top of her crotch she'll twitch like she's orgasmiing just from the warmth. During actual sex she'll be completely disabled and you can do anything you want with her like pick her up and use her like an onahole or hold her up only by her arms from behind, when you're ready to coom she'll reflectively try to vicegrip her legs around you but she won't be able to completely wrap around you because her legs are too small. The entire time she's moaning uncontrollably and is hardly able to keep eye contact while you pound. When you chum she'll curve her little spine to receive it and she'll start humping you begging for more even when you stop

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>>42969308
Atlanteans are like Clanners from Battletech. Old fashioned sex is subhuman. Real warriors are grown in a tube.

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>>42969904
>I'm not that retard I'm just some other retard
wow.

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>>42969804
Thanks, duck bro. Don't listen to the other retard. There are never good posts here at this time because everyone here right now is a room temp IQ SEAfag.

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>>42969951
hot

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I'm the king of /ggg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42970005
You're onahole of /ggg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>42970005
You're the onahole of /ggg/.

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>>42969970
I don't consider it retarded to try and objectively talk about something. I only joined this discussion due to the "I can't hear the criminal" line by Bae being pointed out and it made me curious.
None of this changes how I feel about the collab, Gura did great and I love my shark daughterwife.

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>>42969838
>I'm a psychologist
You live in a mud hut, anon.

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>>42969804
Fair enough. I just never imagined a random Shuba fan would ever willingly enter this god forsaken shithole of a thread.

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>>42970002

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>>42970139

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>>42970062
You don't need to justify it. The scuff was weird regardless. They think it's an attack because they're smooth brained animals.

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>>42970083
stop projecting

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>>42969621
No she wasn't. Remember when Matusri was on and Subaru had the en girls disguise their voices? Guess what? It was only Ina and Bae.

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>>42970062
i bet you feel disappointed because its not an off-collab and she is lying again, congrats you just played yourself

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>collab
wtf
Gura is a professional criminal
She just ignores every accusation and just acts like a child

[Anonymous No.]

Gura lied and chumbuds died

[Anonymous No.]

sure can't wait for this dumb shit to be on loop for the next 24 hours

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>>42970062
>>42970164
>>42970212
>>42970199
>>42970253
>I think I'm better than 90k JOPs at analyzing Shuba's speech to level baseless accusations at Gura
>I'm totally being reasonable here

[Anonymous No.]

>>42970231
Diplomatic Immunity Baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>42970002
uoh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42970199
>>42970212
*casts a spell giving you both butt cancer*

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>>42970199
give it a rest, no one believes you

[Anonymous No.]

s-she lied!
sisters... tell me this will be it... this time we got her...

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>>42970270
This pic speak volumes...

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>>42970304
okay forgive me

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I love my wife so much!!

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>>42969550
I'm not saying it's impossible for Gura to have been there, but it seems weird that there's no indication of her being in the same room.
https://youtu.be/kGCJuuSFpbM?t=2769
Here Subaru asks Ina to use the same mic as Bae, and Ina asks if she wants to sit on her lap. With cramped conditions like that, it's really weird that Gura made no physical sounds at all.
>>42969857
https://youtu.be/kGCJuuSFpbM?t=326
Most of them called in for sure, but Miko was there.
Here Subaru goes and gets two people. I can't for the life of me tell who the one whispering is (Bae?) but the other one is Miko, she even tells her to get closer to the mic

[Anonymous No.]

I bet this shitposter didn't take into account that I have headphones and ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42970329
I really like that pic I even printed that pic

[Anonymous No.]

Gura bride and chumbuds cried

[Anonymous No.]

>>42970270
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>42970350
This is what mental illness looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42970373
UOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's off collab voice is so cute T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>42970350
good, now listen to gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>42970350
>I, a homeless Indonesian, think I'm better than 90k JOPs at analyzing Shuba's speech to level baseless accusations at Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>42970373
>Gura bride
Yeah, mine.

[Anonymous No.]

wait there's a visual novel wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>42970350
Why would Miko be at Subaru's apartment when she's not part of that collab?
So they were at the Cover studio instead?

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>>42970407
I hope she off-collab with Mel next

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>>42970443
>>42969301
That's my guess

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>>42970435
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>still arguing
are you people deaf?

[Anonymous No.]

What a retarded shitposting angle to go with.
Anyway, here's a picture of sweaty shark, I dare you to lick her.

[Anonymous No.]

fucking unmedicated autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>42970447
Mel is one of the sweetest, most kind-hearted girls in Hololive by far.
Her English isn't very good (yet adorable), but I'm sure she'd love it. She often makes food at home like shabushabu and invites some holos over for an eating offcollab.

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>>42970443
>>42970499
>I, a homeless Indonesian, think I'm better than 90k JOPs at analyzing Shuba's speech to level baseless accusations at Gura

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>>42970516
>Gura isn't in the center
This is the most amazing part of this.

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>200+ posts
>38 IPs
You ever get tired of feeding the cripple?

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>>42970507
Kana?

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>>42970539

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>>42969308
>he doesn’t know how Gura was infused with the equivalent of the Scarlet King’s blood into her genetics thus creating Gawr.

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>>42970571
autists here cant stop replying to retards

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>>42970516
It's a good thing this will be route-based so you can easily make a choice or two early on and go down the Gura route immediately

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>>42970552
not now teacuck

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>>42970447
>>42970548
>those Tweets on that account
I'm really surprised, I expected every vtuber to be shy as hell. Imagine if Gura did the same... Well she'd get murdered probably...

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Reminder: Valentines stream to morrow.

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>>42970597
so it's a calli project?

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What the hell is VN? Is that edible?

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>>42970713
VN is Vietnam

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>>42970548
she is one of the first JP that I watch, poor girl

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>>42970688

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>>42970688
Can't wait

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>>42970590
https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1625129530057695234

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if i ever get enough time i wanna make a hololive dating sim like tokimeki memorial or doukyuusei
you level up your art skill to get with ina, gaming skill to get with ame, etc. lots of risque jokes and fun stuff.

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>>42970896
>gaming skill to get with ame
You mean with Fauna, right?

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>>42970447
>>42970548
Mel would be over the moon if she finally got a chance to meet Gura.

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Ah yes, mel and gura…
Both have drained my cum quite well

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Gura didn't seem nervous, she did a good job. The JPs think she defended herself smartly and it was funny.

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Mel is busy this week

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>>42971282
Yeah sucking me off for Valentine's but I'll say "no way babe Gura is waiting for me"

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>>42971282
Yeah with me and Gura

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>>42971254
i was worried it was going to be like Lui's collab but this was a complete 180, she did great.

>>42971104
fauna would be something like kindness or etiquette. you volunteer at an animal shelter to score points.

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>>42971334
>not making them compete with each other

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>>42970896
>>42971353
What would Gura's requirements be?

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Imagine how insanely cute Gura speaking English with Haachama would be while they cook some spider ramen together

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>>42971449
Giving her cookies and vegan borgars

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>>42971507
>vegan borgars
I might have to change oshi.

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>>42971507
Gura has been eating meat while in Japan, so a regular borgar

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Lui should take Gura out to Tokyo Disneyland and Tokyo DisneySea
That would be one of the best days for Gura ever. Possibly two days if you want to do those two great parks justice.

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>>42971282
Yeah so is Gura
Really makes you think huh?

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>>42971469
Gura and Haachama are both secret geniuses who play dumb so they can never collab.

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>>42971449
high points in humor, but also mid points in fashion. she's always roasting dudes who wear cargo shorts, axe body spray, socks and sandals. and points in singing too.

>>42971694
the EN girls should all go together, i bet ina would love it too

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https://cosplay-jav.com/cosplay-jav/a-high-income-part-time-job-taught-by-a-senior-layer.html
>yet another Gura cosplay JAV

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>>42971840
>high points in humor, but also mid points in fashion.
I'm not going to make it...

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>>42970548
Yet Gura always seemed to ignore Mel which pissed me off. Mel was the jp member who showed up most in Gura's chat, would reply to her on Twitter but the only Twitter replies Gura gave were to members like Peko, Shion, Marine and Aqua. Gura is so stuck up

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>>42972308

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>>42972308

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>>42972308

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>>42972308

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>>42972352
>>42972371
>>42972438
Truth hurts

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>>42972490

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>>42972490

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Goob goob ba

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Gura lied whiteknights cried

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>>42972585
fuck off mori

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>>42972584
How did you get this picture of me the other day? (second from the right)

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Gura died and chumbuds cried

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Is Gura streaming on JP valentines? If not who is she dating?

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>>42972636
Prone bone T u T

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Yet Guwa awways seemed to ignowe Mew which pissed me off. Mew was the jp membew who showed up most in Guwa's chat, wouwd wepwy to hew on twittew but the onwy twittew wepwies guwa gave wewe to membews wike Peko, Shion, Mawine and Aqua. Guwa is so stuck up

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>>42972691
me

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>>42972691
The ofuro ona...

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goop goop

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>>42972691
She'll give giri choco to Yagoo.

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>>42972691
She has a date with Towa.

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good morning chumbies

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>>42973019
goobmorning

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>>42973019
goob morning sir

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>fraud

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Sex with a fembud.

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When did she liked this?

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>>42973439
Yeah me

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Shew is back

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>>42973448
Right after the collab

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>>42973448
>>42968996
>>42969004
>>42969011

[Anonymous No.]

>blackmail

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>>42973481
>>42973494
Thanks

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>>42953836
this guy is right

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>>42973738
>Gura with the retard drool

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>>42973738
someone get this girl a helmet

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>>42972691
Take your pick

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>>42973738
>droll
Anon... that's my...

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>>42973799
>droll
Anon... that's my...

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>>42973996
Okayu has my blessing. Shion only if I can join them.

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>>42974062
you could have at least spelled it correctly the second time

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>>42973996
>Marine's right arm
What is she hiding behind her?

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Kinda surprised Subaru didn't mention the nudity from the Shark'd animation

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I hope that we can fuck Gura in the visual novel

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>>42974010
>>42974062

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>>42974218
She's already in that animation. She can't arrest her for it again.

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>>42974010
>>42974062
gura's here!

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We better see Gura naked in the VN

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>>42974473
Mating press

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>>42974010
>>42974062
im typin on 4chns huhaha

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eat up lil sharkie

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where is the translation of the subaru stream

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>>42974724
just do your reps, even gura is trying

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>>42974724
in chat
use livetl or watch on holodex

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>>42972490
Gura also stood up mumei during her birthday. The arkwardness was unbearable. Here is the thing, gura is 100% numberfag. She doesn't want to waste time with any small frys under 10k CCV. Even people she liked. She is a ambitious woman who wants to climb the popularity ladder. Disgusting to some people standard but that is just how reality works. She need to climb the popularity ladder with popular chuubas to become the true vtuber queen.

It really is the griffith conundrum if you ever read berserk. If she wants to be top someone has to be bottom. You can't really fault her.

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>>42974724
this is all i can find in my chat log for gura's appearance. i found the whole segment easy enough to follow without it, though.

2023-02-13 07:52:23 | (Member (2 years)) Gundamfinal translator: [en] Suba: Dont act dumb!
2023-02-13 08:02:49 | (Member (2 years)) Gundamfinal translator: [en] Subaru: What is she saying Hakos?
2023-02-13 08:02:54 | (Member (2 years)) Gundamfinal translator: [en] Bae; She wants a lawyer
2023-02-13 08:04:46 | (Member (2 years)) Gundamfinal translator: [en] Suba: She got materials from Kaela, but have not built it for 2 years

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Guwa awso stood up mumei duwing hew biwthday. The awkwawdness was unbeawabwe. Hewe iws the thing, guwa iws 100% numbewfag. She doesn't wawnt tuwu waste time with any smaww fwys undew 10k ccv. Even peopwe she wiked. She iws a ambitious woman who wants tuwu cwimb the popuwawity waddew. Disgusting tuwu sowme peopwe standawd but thawt iws juwst how weawity wowks. She need tuwu cwimb the popuwawity waddew with popuwaw chuubas tuwu become the twue vtubew queen.

iwt weawwy iws the gwiffith conundwum if uwu evew wead bewsewk. If she wants tuwu be top someone has tuwu be bottom. Uwu cawn't weawwy fauwt hew.

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>>42974916
luv this goober

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So where's Gura's new schedule?

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>>42974916
cute goobaspeak

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Sometimes I wonder if JOPs know that gura is a massive brat.

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>>42974941
not until she's back

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>>42974970
They are well aware that she is a samegaki. It has been over 2 years.

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>>42974990
But she's back...

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I've been playing Rimworld today. I had 4 fucking breakdowns like 10-20 seconds into minor break. Fuck this game, I love it.
How about another Rimworld stream from Gura? What's your thoughts about that chumbud?

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>>42975267
Too big brained for Goomba.
But I also played it because of her first stream

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>>42974916
Kek

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>>42975267
Rimworld is on the list of games Gura "liked" but will never play again. It is a long list.

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>>42974010
>>42974062

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Anyone else hope that Gooba is pushing for her Lolilive project to happen?
https://youtu.be/DDMTy3OaCWI

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>>42976115
It already is.

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>>42975471
Do we have a list of games Gura has goomed to while streaming?

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>>42976115
>OtakMori

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>>42976544
>caring which clipper you use when nothing is being translated

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How was it? I just got home from work.

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>>42976741
Good but short, as expected.

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Why did Gura lie bros? Why did she say it was going to be an off collab when she wasn't even there. I guess she just meant Ina and Bae

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>>42976741
honestly? not worth watching, I'd just wait for gura to do other offcollabs with members she has better chemistry with.

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Feels good to be a HoloCHAD

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>>42976647
The dude is a shithead who constantly mistranslates things for clips so bad that Cover has had to give him more than one talking to, but he continues doing so anyways. Don't give him a single damn click.

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>>42976741
Short but Gura got some laughs out of me.

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>>42976914
He isn't translating in that clip. I don't care.

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>>42976856
Kill yourself.

>>42976741
Gura has been so good, she played them on the tip of her tiny fingers.

>>42976544
>low quality faggot clipper
fify.

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>>42976741
she was really good, not nervous at all. when Subaru showed her first crime i burst out laughing.

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Feels good to be a chumchad, our oshi is spoiling us alot this week.

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>>42976741
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
It's good, watch it right now

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>>42977122
>He isn't translating
then no need for a clip.

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>>42977158
>not nervous at all
???

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>>42977122
You're giving him the clicks. Fuck off, retard.

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>>42977237
Clips are easy ways to refer to past streams, and they should be posted here more often. Most people don't click timestamps, timestamps do not give any indication of what you're clicking on, and they are rarely posted in the first place.

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>>42977264
compared to lui collab
she's nervous about the language barrier in general and meeting with her senpais

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>>42977289
Wtf? Why do you need a clip for such a short segment?

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>>42977326
it's a clipper spamming his own channel

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>>42977272
at the most 200 clicks, it's nothing

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>>42977326
Because not everybody knows japanese retard

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>>42977289
Stupid newfag

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>>42977230
Yeah, she's spoiling us with a "spotty" schedule after being gone for basically 4 months, how nice of her. We should bow at her feet and ask her not to overwork herself.

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>>42977371
Skill issue.

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>>42977397
>We should bow at her feet and ask her not to overwork herself
this but unironically

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>>42977230
I'm excited for valentines day. Got the day off and nothing to distract me from my sharkwife.

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>>42977349
That's enough to boost him in the algorithm, fucker. Don't prop up this shithead who's nothing but trouble for Cover. Go find someone else who clipped it or, better yet, timestamp it yourself. Give those clicks to Gura proper.

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>>42977371
But that guy said the clip wasn't translated...

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>>42977397
4 months? I can't believe Gura was gone for 5 months. She should explain this 6 month absence since she took it so suddenly. If anyone else took 7 months off their job they'd be fired

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>>42977230
I love her. I knew she would squeeze in something for Valentines.
>>42977565
when i say at the most i'm being very generous
there's usually only 20 people or less actively looking at this thread at any moment based on how poals go

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>>42977397
>We should bow at her feet and ask her not to overwork herself.
well, if you say so

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's got you alone in the mid school bathroom stall. While keeping her left hand on her rape alarm pull tab, Gura uses her right hand and grabs the shaft of your penis and smirks, "wouldn't want me to pull this and for you to go to middle diddler jail huh chumbie"

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>>42977607
Not if you're a contactee.

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>>42977512
Vergil pls go

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>>42977629
I need to correct her so bad.

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