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4284259 No.4284259 [Reply] [Original]

I know it’s impossible but who will you marry

>> No.4284383

>>4284259
it's possible. Anemachi.

>> No.4284442
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4284442

>>4284259
Polka.

>> No.4284489

>>4284259
(You)

>> No.4284573

>>4284383
>Anemachi
But she loves her sister and talks to staffed animals

>> No.4284831
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>>4284259
She needs it more than I do

>> No.4285464
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80% of my income will go to buy retro consoles, games and horror movies for her

>> No.4285545
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>> No.4285620

>>4285545
Back off she's mine

>> No.4285672

>>4285620
Nah nigga she’s mine I’d dick her down

>> No.4285717
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>>4284259
I WILL marry this shark

>> No.4285767

>>4284573
>But she loves her sister
That's the point, it's a two for the price of one deal. As for the stuffed animals, that's just her being cute and quirky (probably).

>> No.4285771

>>4285717
but her pussy is a rhombus

>> No.4285785
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4285785

>> No.4285811

>>4284259
you

>> No.4285848
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4285848

I WILL marry this dork

>> No.4285870
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4285870

Mori is the only one for me.

>> No.4285887

>>4285848
>>4285870
You two need to fight to the death now.

>> No.4286005
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4286005

>>4285785
Not so long ago, I was gonna marry a woman relatively similar to Rushia. That shit was complete fucking torture.
>>4284259
I WILL marry Nene. (again)

>> No.4286016

>>4285848
>>4285870
>>4285887
Three actually, you three have to FIGHT ME for the love of this dork.

>> No.4286029
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>>4285887
I’d murder every deadbeat for my Mori

>> No.4286078

>>4284259
Koopa

>> No.4286128
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>>4284442
Seeing how choice #1 is out, gonna go with my very close #2
>I WILL make her happy and give her a pleasant home life to come home to

>> No.4286139
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4286139

>>4284259
Not impossible

>> No.4286158
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4286158

I wanna go to church together every Sunday and later that night play with her boobs

>> No.4286211

>>4286029
*walks up to mori while the weebs are murdering each other* wana go get some pizza and watch inframan?

>> No.4286213

>>4284259
wdym me and Pekora are married already

>> No.4286285
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4286285

I'm going to marry Nui.

>> No.4286289
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>>4285848
I'll give this to her. She's the only chuuba to ever temporarily drive me to delusions. She's really the perfect package of awkward, paper-tiger sweetness that just makes me goddamn putty in her hands.

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>>4284259
Never had a oshi, thought you all were larping fags, now I get it.

>> No.4287026
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>>4286005
>Not wanting a menhera GF
The fuck is your problem?

>> No.4287143
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4287143

I want artia to call my dick poggers

>> No.4287173
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4287173

Yoozora Mel.
Aki Rose.
Azki
Chocosen.
Okayu

All of the above are prime housewife material.

>> No.4287276

とまだち!!!

>> No.4287281

>>4284259
Azki

>> No.4287310
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>>4284489

>> No.4287334
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4287334

Her and her only.

>> No.4287346
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4287346

shut-in wife

>> No.4287484
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4287484

>>4287026
Trust me, is not as pleasant as you'd think. They don't treat you like a (boy)friend, they treat you like an item, sometimes I wish I was more than just an accessory to these women...

>> No.4287523

>>4287484
Lost it.

>> No.4287569

>>4285464
Based.

>> No.4287767

>>4287484
kek

>> No.4288039

>>4284259
Gura. If we can just do fun things together and she gets chatty and happy while wagging her tail that's all I need.

>> No.4288090

>>4284259
Korone

>> No.4288101
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>>4284259

>> No.4288152

>>4285545
>>4285620
>>4285672
I will fight you anons for her hand in marriage

>> No.4288188

>>4287026
Anon you need to wake up from the anime world. Someone like that in real life would actually be a problem, it’s not fun dating someone who’s got mental health issues

>> No.4288213

>>4287484
Got me good anon, well done

>> No.4288229
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>>4284259
Only retards get married. But in an ideal world I'd probably marry Friend.

>> No.4288237

>>4288188
This. Though, to be fair, I had the same mindset before I had to deal with my fucking ex

>> No.4288332

Marine or Reine

>> No.4288339
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4288339

>>4284259

>> No.4288368
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4288368

>>4284259
Sui-chan is my oshi but I can't even properly fantasize about marrying her yet. I need to become a much better man to become worthy of her love. She is always trying her absolute best and if I'm not doing the same then it'll never happen. My goals this year are to finish my PhD and lift 405 lb on the ground. When I feel tired in the gym I imagine she is watching me and I push myself to the utmost limits. I love her and even if I will never meet her, I'm thankful to be alive at the same time as her.

>> No.4288378

Mitsurigi Lia

>> No.4288535

>>4288378
based.

>> No.4288536
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4288536

I'm not fit for marriage.

>> No.4289370

>>4285771

Only if you’re leaning to her side.

>> No.4289489
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4289489

My Wife, i would be the happiest man in the world and she would be amazing in Heat Season.

>> No.4289491

>>4285771
>>4289370

> Plowing Gura missionary style
> She turns to the side to reach for something on the nightstand
> Your dick is bent 45 degrees sideways inside her as her entire skeletal structure warps.

>> No.4289535

>>4288368
Psychopath Suisei just makes her hotter. Something about the crazy eyes, the blades, the obvious danger just appeals to me in a primal way.

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>>4284259
>I know it's impossible
That's where you're wrong bucko. Many of us are happily married already.

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4290134

>>4284259
GOD I want to be her Tardwrangling Husband

>> No.4290506

>>4286285
Good choice

>> No.4290520
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4290520

>>4290132
Based husband.

>> No.4290535

Truly, I think I've never been in love nor think I'll ever be.
Works for me because I don't simp.

>> No.4290544

>>4284573
I'd still perform the mating press on her while she talks to her stuffed animals.

>> No.4290560
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4290560

>>4284573
>>4285767

>> No.4290576
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4290576

Ina.

>> No.4290676
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4290676

Isn't it basically "your oshi" thread?
Yes I'm thinking my oshi would be a good wife.

>> No.4290694
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4290694

>>4284259
the butt pirate

>> No.4290711

>>4290694
terrible sex but excellent blowjobs

>> No.4290746
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4290746

I want to fuck, hug, kiss and make miko happy

>> No.4290799

The perfect girl kanata of course.

>> No.4290808

>>4284831
Interesting.
What makes you say that about Choco-chan?
Is she tired of being alone? =(

>> No.4290851

>>4287484
okay that one was pretty good here's a (you)

>> No.4290857

>>4290711
ok but I want love

>> No.4290879

>>4288152
count me in too

>> No.4290904

>>4290857
funny enough, and putting all the "I'm horny" memes aside, Marine seems like she'd be a genuinely caring and loving partner

>> No.4290984
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4290984

hot voice
exudes an incredibly horny aura, multiplied by her latent menhera. a potent combination
probably a biter
serial pregnancy polka with fat milkers
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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>>4290984
>probably a biter
DEFINITELY a biter.

>> No.4291117
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4291117

the illustrator
Shigure Ui

>> No.4291185
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>>4291117
patrician taste

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>>4284259
"I'll be an obedient cat today, just for you darling"

>> No.4291933

>>4284259
Koopa

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>>4284259

>> No.4293688

>>4288368
Holy based

>> No.4293738

>>4291321
UOOOOOHHHHH

>> No.4294091

>>4290535
Don't worry, when you least expect it, it's goingt ot hit you like a fucking truck.

>> No.4294137

>>4287484
Didn't expect a actually funny e-celeb reference, based

>> No.4294224
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>>4284259
I will mary Botan, we'll move to Russia and she will cook me borsch every day.

>> No.4294236

>>4284259

either
cow knight
fat cat
thicc succubus
ice elf
konlulu

>> No.4294252

Marine, surely my mutual love of Sakura Wars, Touhou, old mecha anime and such will be enough to win her heart, right?

>> No.4296444
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>> No.4296715

>>4294224
You mean Nikujaga, you're the one cooking if there's gonna be borsch.

>> No.4297640
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4297640

I`m gonna get married to this milf

>> No.4297705

>>4290676
My oshi is Reine but I'd rather marry her mama

>> No.4297794
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>>4290520
>>4290132

>> No.4298555
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I don't care if she's a hag, I want this lion

>> No.4301873

>>4284442
based

>> No.4301909

>>4287484
My sides are in orbit
I'm surprised no one is seething at the fact that the creator is a tranny. Personally idrc but with the amount of schizos on this board I would have thought someone before me would have brought it up by now

>> No.4302062

>>4285545
>>4285620
>>4285672
>>4288152
>>4290879
I have to tell you all that I hadn’t given a piece of shit to that fluorescent colored costume Brazilian duck, but yes I realized I was wrong.
I mean, I became an adult who could risk his life on the one he loved.

>> No.4302076

>>4301909
I'm surprised too, but those seething are mostly at /v/. Those dubs are insanely good

>> No.4302086

I'd marry Ina'nis in a heartbeat.

>> No.4302239
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4302239

It's Saturday, I head downstairs towards the smell of cooking eggs. "I can't cook the bacon like you do, can you get on that yah?". I'm happy, I'm home.

>> No.4302437
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>> No.4302482
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Older sister are always the superior choice.

>> No.4302496
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4302496

Excellent cook, ditzy but self-aware of her charms. A cute voice and sometimes just gets obsessed with a single thing for a good while. b...booba
This is of course in an alternate universe where Flare does not exist.

>>4298555
I have not found anything that would give away her age.

>> No.4302776
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4302776

cat

>> No.4302821
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>>4302776
I think I have been telling you she loves ME.

>> No.4302964
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>>4284259
>>4284259
Of course I'll want to marry my oshi but knowing she has
>contrarian taste
>savior complex
>mental instability
means that we'll drift apart because her interest keeps changing and I can't keep up, she'll fuck some ugly bastard with unpopular traits just because, and behind my back nonetheless because she can't pick between me or some random, just like how she can't decide what kind of streamer she wants to be. But knowing this, I still want a bittersweet ending with her and it's driving me Nuts.

>> No.4303013

>>4302964
It'll be better in the next life senpai. It will all be over soon.

>> No.4304844

>>4302496
She would need to get over her fear of men first.

>> No.4305074

I've submitted an application to marry Ina.

>> No.4305174

>>4284831
This, for the same reason

>> No.4305333
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>>4290746

>> No.4305806

Okayu
> kind
> cute
> comfy
> level headed
> people skills
> healing aura
> gamer otaku
She's every weeb's dream wife.

inb4 b-but fat cat!

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>>4284259
I find Ars really cute and I'd like to think I would get along with her well, but in all honesty Himawari's excitable nature is too infectious and makes me want to do something purposeful with my life

Plus her family is pretty cool, and I hear her brother is good at Apex and Valorant.

>> No.4306037

>>4305806
this is a fat cat
fatto catto

>> No.4306190
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4306190

Would marry her in a heartbeat.
Everything about her is perfect even with her flaws.

>> No.4306291

>>4284259
Risu or someone like Risu

>> No.4306315
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4306315

I want to marry this menhera

>> No.4306362

>>4284259
Ina.

>> No.4306429

Objectively
Sora
Personality
Nene
Preference
Anya

>> No.4306458

Ina Ina Inaaaaaaaa

>> No.4306506
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4306506

>>4286404
this

>> No.4306657

>>4290535
That’s because you haven’t met a true oshi yet, I was the same, no skimping no donating not even membership then Gura came and my heart melted started to watch all streams and then she did that member ASMR I felt empty afterwards so I freaked out decided to watch some holos I knew almost nothing about and found Anya , 0 horny ,0 GFE, pure personality, she is now my favorite for her personality and not because I’m obsessed, I watch only streams I actually find enjoyable and only pay for membership for the extra content mainly otaku zatsudan

>> No.4306824

The true question is, if you marry your oshi, while you have sex with her would you kiss her even if she has your cum in her mouth?

>> No.4306843

>>4284442
Man of culture.

>> No.4306966

>>4306824
I'd make her swallow first at least. I need that tongue action.

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4307236

She'd probably make a terrible house wife, but I guess that's what Anemachi is for. At least she'd be fit enough to go sight seeing all day and marathon fuck all night.

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Mea, because none of you cowards would do it.
Then I'll buy an ugly bastard avatar and impregnate her live on bilibili.

>> No.4307425

>>4306824
Ew, no way. Brush your teeth then we can kiss.

>> No.4307960

Ina. She's cute. Same goes for Calli.

>> No.4308096

>>4307385
Dating a bitch like Mea is screaming that you want to get cheated on

>> No.4308114

>>4307385
>used, unwashed and unkempt goods
eww

>> No.4310992
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4310992

>Big Honker Badonkers.
>Will cook for you.
>Lifetime supply of ASMR.
>Cute menhera who will probably become codependent.
>Might be freaky in bed.

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4311596

You have no idea how much Marine's voice turns me on.

>> No.4311669

>>4308096
What’s the rrat?

>> No.4311722

>>4310992
Don’t she hate men that only see sexual stuff in her?

>> No.4311766

>>4285717
I'm not going to marry my daughter, you sicko.

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>>4285545
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>who will you marry?
they will all refuse

>> No.4312234

I'll marry Pomu and we'll deal with the hardships of millennial office life together!

>> No.4312465

>>4284259
>who will you marry
Your oshi

>> No.4312528

>>4312465
Your mom is my oshi

>> No.4312645

>>4311596
She has a nice voice.

>> No.4312755

>>4284259
Coco, she can work and i will stay as house husband

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>> No.4312964

>>4284259
Coco is just a capable woman, so her.

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>> No.4313211

>>4285545
Too long a line

>> No.4313595

>>4307236
>terrible house wife
She wants to keep up being a vtuber, but her actual talents would make her a great housewife. She's a good cook, takes care of her appearance, tries hard at everything and comes with Anemachi as a bonus.

>> No.4313834
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>>4284259
I want to sit with her as give her a kiss as she consumes her 2600 calorie drink

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>>4290132
>>4290520
>>4286139
Husbuns stay winning

>> No.4314693
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I will marry my Hime and cuddle her every moment of my life!

>> No.4314750

I'm going to marry TMSK

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>>4284259
If I could, gura. But i feel worse even when i watch her

>> No.4315172

>>4286128
Coming home to Watame would be heaven

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I'm going to marry Mio and there's nothing Taiga can do about it

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>>4313595
>She wants to keep up being a vtuber
Yeah there's that too. I wouldn't be able to bring myself to deprive the world of her talents, which probably means I'll do the menial tasks if we don't get a meido.

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Matsuri
Marine
Rushia
Kanata
Nene
Aqua
Lamy
Shion
In that order, don't warn me about "Menhera", i've tasted it and it was the hottest shit ever, i have trust issues now but it doesn't matter.

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>>4315498
>don't warn me about "Menhera"

>> No.4319450

>>4284259
mel

>> No.4321779

>>4286005
so Nene's got a few thousand husbands already
do you guys take turns or, how does that work?

>> No.4327389

>>4321779
me first.

>> No.4327543

>>4310992
by "freaky" you mean "violent"?

>> No.4327626

>>4298555
I've seen a more recent picture of her. She exercised a bunch, and she's very pretty.

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I wanna tease her every morning. Doesn't have to be sexually but it can be.
And then I want to give her relief and pamper her and make her feel safe and secure and I want to tell her I love her the entire time and get her some ice cream from the conbini because leaving the house makes her uncomfortable but then I'll invite her to go out for a jog somewhere empty of people because she needs to lay off the carrots sometimes and I wanna see her get sweaty and hot and god damnit I'm diamonds just thinking about it

>> No.4327702

>>4315498
Truly beautiful taste. It takes a true retard to fully appreciate a menhera gf.

>> No.4327853

>>4327671
Is this Mooner or Pecker?

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>>4327853

>> No.4327936
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>>4327702
Not that poster, You fuckers are weak, I've actually been physically and mentally abused for years in a relationship and all its done is reaffirm how hot menheras are and how much I just have to change my approach to the next one and make sure to dominate them mentally and sexually from the get go.
I want to nurture Rushia, I want to have sex with Rushia, I want to comfort Rushia, I want to love Rushia, I want to having nurturng, loving, healing sex with Rushia to heal her with sexual comfort.

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>>4284259

>> No.4327958

>>4302496
>I have not found anything that would give away her age.
Anon, her voice and demeanor...

>> No.4328099

Why do people itt care about cooking skills? Do you live in 19th century or something?

>> No.4328117

>>4328099
lmao. We're just fat I guess. Or care about our health.

>> No.4328118

>>4328099
It's nice to have a partner who can cook. Even women think so.

>> No.4328123

>>4327936
And here we have a rare male abuse addict, with the same "this time itll be different" mentality.

>> No.4328154

>>4288339
objectively best choice

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>>4327671
Absolutely based. I feel exactly the same way about my Hime

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>>4327671
B-but senpai that's not even a chuuba, that's Reisen

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>>4328123
fuck you I will corral her with my penis and words of love

>> No.4328267

>>4312528
She should be, she's a very nice woman!

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>>4284259
I'll never have to worry about losing her because she'll always respawn.

>> No.4328284

>>4327671
>>4328252
My bad, it is Peko

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>>4284259
Wanted to say Mori everytime, but i just don't think it would work.
Reine is the only true answer, and you better bet your ass she'd expect me to work my fingers to the bone so she can enjoy french pastries and imported teas
and i'd love every second of it

>> No.4328364

>>4302496
According to rrat I’ve heard she’s in her mid 30s to 40s... I can kind of see it desu.

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>>4284259
Mio, Flare, and Aki are all dancing in my head, anon. What should I do?

>> No.4328771

>>4328295
I've worked hard labor and hated it but I'd do it again in a heat beat for her. I even have a company now that I only manage. I'd do anything for her

>> No.4328798

I can't get into this because they will always deserve way better than me

>> No.4328884

>>4328798
Wut
Most of these girls were in just as bad a spot as most of us here before they lucked out and made it into hololive
If they can do it, why can't you?

>> No.4328938

>>4286078
Fortuna

>> No.4328940

>>4327958
>Her voice and demeanor is the proof
If you are gonna out yourself that the only social relationship you've had with girls is watching hyperactive reaction streamers then at least be self-aware of it.

>> No.4328962

>>4328507
see >>4303013

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I would marry this NEET Apex addict with a dirty room.

>> No.4329082

>>4328940
>If you are gonna out yourself that the only social relationship you've had with girls is watching hyperactive reaction streamers then at least be self-aware of it.
Why do you assume I'm only contrasting her with them? She has more chill than both Okayu and Flare, easily. Throw the voice in and she's definitely on the higher end.

>> No.4329989

>>4284442
She is a menhera tho

>> No.4330698

>>4329989
that only makes her hotter

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>>4329082
People do tend to mellow with age, but voice and mannerisms alone don't really convince me.

Counterpoint that apparently Korone is also among the older holomem

A better argument would've been her nostalgia topics, they don't really seem to go much past 1996 but she would still have been old enough to play them.

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>> No.4332528

>>4328364
I dunno, that seems a little old for someone who's a pro gamer. I'd say somewhere in the range of 28-35 is more likely.

>> No.4332708

>>4332212
>Counterpoint that apparently Korone is also among the older holomem
She's putting on a voice, but she's also really level-headed. She sets the tempo with things.

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>>4330698

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It'd be hell, but I'm sure the kinky sex would be amazing

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>>4335369
Daily reminder

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>>4284259
With my Mistress

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>>4335424
Worth it

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I want to mating press this cat.

>> No.4335734

>>4328798
I'm literally Pekora pre-Hololive sans streaming to a few dozen people at most.

>> No.4335914

>>4301909
The tranny hate here really only seems applied to a*temis, other anime trannies like dakooters are seems as pretty alright

>> No.4336408

>>4332708
They are all playing up a character. Why wouldn't this work vice versa?

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I want to turn Kiara into a farmwife and give her lots of children to raise on the farm

>> No.4337017

>>4336408
It's much easier to act hyper and jolly than it is to remain lax, especially for hours on-end.

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>>4337017
Guess that's true, I'll try a bit harder to find the rrat's claim, Still find it hard to believe that someone just being chill immediately means you are nearly 40

I've met a couple of people that are a decade younger than me and generally more mellow and collected.

>> No.4337593

>>4284259
They're lesbians, OP. I'm out of luck

>> No.4337808

>>4337593
Just give them a good dicking. Can't beat the cock, can't beat it.

>> No.4338009

>>4337808
>gosling poster
>good dicking

>> No.4338032

>>4288368
Nice b8, no one on 4chan is decent enough of a human being to have a phd

>> No.4339006

>wanting to marry any of them
lol

>> No.4339025

>>4338032
Getting a PhD requires tremendous passion for the field
A lot of people in higher education are only in it because they were pretty much forced to by their parents and their misguided belief that education is paramount to getting somewhere in life

>> No.4339198

>>4321779
all at once, and she milks us dry

>> No.4339569

>>4337808
Yup. Nobody can win agaisnt the cock.

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4339681

My oshi, and yes, I'm fully committed to her (pic not related).

>> No.4339782

None. I'm definately dying alone.

>> No.4342326

That cat

>> No.4342693

>>4335914
I have some great tranny friends. One of them is more based about certain shit than half the faggots in this board.
I also have some trannies in my social circle, particularly transbians, who after knowing for a while still haven't convinced me they didn't do it out of some bizarre and likely deeply homophobic/misogynist fetish relating to having sex with "exclusive" women with their penis, because fucking women is literally all they ever talk about. I know I'm not crazy either, because my other tranny friends have talked about/around their behaviours being problematic.
I believe that some of them believe that their problem needed the fixes they pursued. But for the life of me, I haven't seen a single improvement in their lives in a practical or emotional level since beginning HRT. I wish I did. I wish they could be happy. But being around trannies has convinced me that whatever their problems may be, that isn't the solution. I wish I had the balls to say this to them when it might've influenced their behaviour and choices.

>> No.4342999

>>4284442
gotta love her

>> No.4343082

>>4285545
QUACQUAQUAKQUAQUACKQAUCKQAUCKQUACKQQUACKQAUC

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I will take her to a better and peaceful life once she finally decides to stop being a chuuba one day

>> No.4343402

>>4284442
proof that's not a boy?

>> No.4343894

>>4290576
good taste anon, me too

>> No.4343977

>>4343402
afraid of getting the sloppiest BJ ever from something that might be a male and enjoying it?

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Already married. And i'm very happy with my wife!

>> No.4346216

>>4327702
He want to be pegged by them, but kink shame is not nice btw

>> No.4346298

>>4306037
He want that plump belly

>> No.4346372

>>4285545
Fuck you niggers I already got her a ring!

>> No.4349710

>>4346372
Loser. I already sent her my ring

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Contrarian choice coming through, don't mind me.

>> No.4351346

>>4350621
Nano-chan daisuki!

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