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Lapsama my friend
I love Ina!
Why doesn't Reine just become straight?
I think Aqua has it this run
I'm going to mep
Has Aqua made it to the boss of stage 2 yet?
https://litter.catbox.moe/gn7gx1.jpg
I don't know what you dumb niggers are on about this time but god I just want to fuck Aqua's brains out.
KIARA LOVE
WAPU WAPU WAPU WAPUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYVweqOW31whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYVweqOW31whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYVweqOW31whttps://watsonamelia.itch.io/chikutakuhttps://watsonamelia.itch.io/chikutakuhttps://watsonamelia.itch.io/chikutaku
>>42837357>>42834096Well chumbuds aren't the most Sc heavy fan base so it wouldn't be intense as Mori returning from a 3 month break
I NEED TO SEX MELI NEED VAMPUSSYI NEED VAMPUBESMERU SEX MERU SEX MERU SEX MERU SEX
>>42837032>>42837281>I will not be responding to any more of your comments>responded a few minutes later>responded to 2 of them evenThanks for the laugh, mon ami.This is classic internet forum shit.
Reine and Kaela should just become my concubines
Where did Ame even see a rhino?
>>42837398shes straight for the kikkericock
>Approaches you're tellySoon huhaha
>>42837423kys crossposter
Meimei a cute!
Hey /hlgg/ its time for Super-scuffed Sven feat. slightly less scuffIf it's your first time joining, make sure you grab the game and the server pack, both found here>>41901251 Once in game, open up console and enter>connect STEAM_0:1:42145434Password is:rage
>>42837338What is this junk? A gif for tech illiterates?
rrat
>>42837440Kiara unfortunately has no penis
>>42837412cute pubes
>>42837434Zoo
What the fuck, Aqua's still playing? When was the last time she lasted this long?
This is your chess boxing opponent for today.
>>42837462yet
>>42837434at the rhino houseduh
Has Agua still not beaten Stage 2?
i love towalisten to her new original metal song ufohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBmss54l5zcor her semi-new original song raimei with a mvhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfOx00AOfKo
>>42837494Nope
>>42837428those kinds never diesuch self-righteousness, combined with zero self-awaress
>>42837475apex
>>42837444That's nice and all but why was Gura in Dawnstar of all places?
>>42837462proofs?
>SHHHHHHHHARRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ToT>SHE BACKKKKKKKKK ToTYou never learn
Is this the average chumbud?
I love this bitch
>>42837487Give me the futanari pills I need to have a big dick GF
I love Mori!
>>42837530Dawnstar chest.
>>42837462>he doesn't know
SNEAK PEAK OF GURA'S STREAM TONIGHT
>>42837530She was looting the chest
I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR GURA TO COME BACK
>>42837565Me too!
>>42837447yeah!
>>42837444h... hayai!!
>>42837579>>42837595Which chest?
Are >we doing a /hlgg/ meet-up in LA?
>>42837648The secret one.
>>>/an/4435205>>>/an/4435205>>>/an/4435205
wen gura
>>42837678imagine the smell
>>42837678im not getting raped
>the shark is THIS smol>but you'll never guess how many people she's driven to schizoness
>>42837530She was buying the best homestead.
>>42837604Same desu
>>42837566wife
>>42837697HEADSHOT
>>42837447Cute and sexy.
>>42837694Y'know, I was kinda hoping for a booba related joke but oh well.
>>42837648You know, the chest, the chest from Dawnstar, the chest specifically located on Dawnstar, Dawnstar's chest...
>>42837697blown the fuck out holy shit lmao
>>42837678fuck no maybe
The Idolfication of Calliope Mori is an erotic tale, based off of a true-to-life event, in which the protagonist, Calliope Mori (cv: Calliope Mori) undergoes a bildungsroman-esque journey in which she awakens spiritually to the wonders and amazement of the Idol's Journey[1], after which she takes on the role of Kawaiiope Moririn (cv. Calliope Mori).
>>42837697nice shot ape-san
>>4283769710/10 aim
>>42837712>THIS smolToT
>>42837708thats not for you to decide
what does it mean?
>>42837338>Artist releases an image set that is literally just the exact same picture copypasted like 10 times in a row with the only difference being a minor change in facial expression and one of them has cum in itWhy the FUCK is this allowed? It's so fucking lazy.
Anya soon
I have increasingly less time to watch my favourite holos. But I'm glad that they're doing fine.
>>42837697>ape throws bottle at man>laughs with his bros and probably makes ape noises back at the subhuman>ape throws bottle at woman>criesAre men and monkeys connected?
>go to sleep when Aqua is streaming Holocure>wake up and Aqua is streaming Holocure
>>42837797to make you and only you mad
>>42837712I felt a great disturbance in the force when she went on hiatus, as though millions of anons suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
>>42837797Maybe some guy out there will use the stills to animate it if you're lucky.
>want to watch Toradora finale with Fauna>it will overlap with Goob's return streamwhat do?
>>42837797because coomers have no standards
>>42837765Take this image and imagine I said something funny.
>>42837678Can we do one in Manila? >>42837695My whores
>>42837440Remember when people were pushing the narrative that Reine became straight after her vacation to the maldives with Kiara?
THIS IS THE FUCKING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
>>42837851>pick one>watch it later
>>42837708That's the spirit.
Public return stream -> Member Valentine's stream -> GeoGuessr with Ame -> Oozora Police collab -> Full myth collab -> Offcollabs with JPsI'm too excited
>>42837883no
Why did mane-san make Gura return 2 days before Valentine's Day?
>>42837895Don't jinx it now~
>>42837797only 10? this guy made 29k variations of the same image
>>42837901Oozora Police collab is literally 12h after her return stream, anon
Kaela is the archetypical Wizened Hag.
>>42837851Fauna has a chance of actually replying to something you post during the watchalong, so watching it live vs the return has better potential value.
>>42837851>watch fauna or watch guraeasy fuckingchoiceWatch both and alternate which volume is on so you can achieve maximum shitposting in the thread.
>come on, rest your head!
>>42837931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGCJuuSFpbMThink you looked at the wrong reservation anon.
>>42837916becasue it's 1 day before the actual coronation event of her becoming Tourist Ambassador with Mori and MIko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACV-i-b10iohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACV-i-b10iohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACV-i-b10iohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACV-i-b10iohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACV-i-b10iohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACV-i-b10iohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACV-i-b10io
>Gura streaming tonight>Chumbuds think they're going to get to see their oshi again*begins casting*
>>42837901>Offcollabs with JPs
After 7 hours, Aqua is finally about to beat stage 2. I would and watch if I were you
MOOTFIX YOUR SHIT
GO AGUA GO
>>42837943
THE RUNTHIS IS ITTHE RUNTHIS IS IT
>Bad Gateway
>>42837851Fauna will cry on stream guaranteed, so that one.
>>42837966>wasting mana on that
>>42837943Holy shit a floating hand!
haha imagine if the site died just as guras stream startedwouldn't that be funny
This is about the point I died on my best run on stage 2 so far
What's that Akukin kensetsu logo item for?
>>42837883One of the weirdest angles people tried, but I guess it's not surprising. Every member will be pitted against Kiara at some point.
>>42837943do you think Mori gets offended when she sees this
hope my rat enjoys her time with her out of company wifeit's just miori's public sub twitter
>>42838071More damage the more empty weapon slots
>>42837802
>>42838071More damage for less weapon slots filled
5 hours bros
>>42837938>spoilerthis thread will be 100% Gura spam non stop for like 6 hours after she goes live though. I will prob watch goob, but it sucks cause Toradora is one of my favorites
>>42837978You will kneel before long when one of these happens>ASMR dojo offcollab with Noel soon>Body Checkup and IQ test offcollab with Choco soon>Cooking offcollab with Haachama soon>Batsu game strip twister offcollab with Shion soon>3D karaoke offcollab with Marine, Aqua and Ina soon>Pajama sleepover offcollab at a nice ryokan with Matsuri, Fubuki and Flare soon>Disney offcollab zatsu with Lui and Nene soon
>>42838102>>42838132Sounds like some big brain and/or masochist shit.
>>42838144until?
Haven't been here since Gura stopped streaming. Why did I come back?
>>42838125what happened to her nipples?
A-chan is going to fodderize her
>>42838098linking that account is like linking pekora monkey posting account, at worst is just off topic to the thread
THIS IS THE RUN
>>42837412Not enough pubes
DO IT AQUA
She approaches
https://poal.me/1oq4nphttps://poal.me/1oq4nphttps://poal.me/1oq4nphttps://poal.me/1oq4nphttps://poal.me/1oq4nphttps://poal.me/1oq4np
>dps is keeping up with the triangle headsthis is actually the run!
>>42838054Probably for the best. Everyone from the Seadogs, to the Nijiniggers, to the /mans/ sisters are all riled up at exactly the same time.
Go Aqua
SHE'S DOING IT, SHE'S GAMING
Aqua, upgrade your flamethrower so you can more efficiently burn an escape path
GO AQUTAN GO
THIS SI THE RUUUUUUUUUUUN
Are these blue dorito head dudes supposed to be staffers? Or did A-chan suddenly get a fanbase?
>>42837412hot, I can see haachama's hard nipples
Different gamesDifferent HolosSame energy
>>42838198I haven't been able to find her and nodoka in stage 2 hard mode before their boss fights
ENTER A-CHAN
>>42837966It's too late, I'm already hydrated
>beating this stage without meta upgradesShe truly is more autistic than Ela
>>42838171These get more and more into the realm of deluded fantasy, starting with Haachama getting to interact with ENs more than once every 6 months. She played cave explorer with Ametori, and now the monkey's paw will prevent her from interacting with EN until at least the summer.
AQUA FINALLY DID IT!
SHE DID IT
SHE FUCKING DID IT
Nice!
Shedidi
EXIT A-CHAN
YATTA
>doubting onyan
Where is EN landing? My guess is the Microsoft theatre.
Is Aqua...gaming?
>>42838171You're ambitious at least>Aqua off collabKek
Finally
She is so happy lol
Fuck your upgrades. Fuck item unlocking. Fuck using meta Holos.
SHE DID IT AFTER 7 HOURS
The onion is free
>>42838292anondrop this shit alreadyyour writing style is the same as those posts from the previous threadwe get it, you hate Gura having loyal fans
A-chan looked pretty easy
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW
I WAS HERE, AQUA FINALLY MADE IT
>>42838300>>42838301>>42838304>>42838306>>42838307>>42838310>>42838311>>42838313>>42838314yeah she did me
>>42838171there will be 1-2 corporate mandated off collabs with JP senpais and they won't be nearly as interesting as the choices you listed.Also they will go exactly 66 minutes and Gura will be awkward as hell because she can't understand Japanese or japanglish
>>42838340Yeah, fuck all those things. Just luckshit into 2 super items instead.
She did it>2 super itemsBut still
RABU U ONYAN
kek
Just imayjin
>>42838333The Overwatch league broadcast center, they certainly aren't using it
>>42838170it's actually really good for characters with op main weapons like ame and mumei
>>42838358I literally just woke up 12 minutes ago his is literally the first thread I've posted in. Not everyone is some imagined boogeyman out to get you.
Her autistic hands are shaking like crazy...
>7:38:45 Aqua: This feels like a final episode all of a sudden.NEVERever again
RABU RABU OH AH OH AH OHFucking kino.
I RAB U SO MUCH
RAB U RAB U ONYON
Based Gamer Maid
>>42838333back of a dennys parking lot, best case scenario
Now that she actually did it, you just know she'll NEVER upgrade anything combat related ever.
>>42838417suuuure, anon, surekeep on hateposting
Did she even unlock a single upgrade node besides stickers
>>42838406Me after cumming after masturbating for 2 minutes.
>>42838459i'd like to see her try the hard stages without the attack upgrades, lol
>>42838396That's a good way to set up your pre-cope.
>>42838458wrong thread nijinig
it's 4:45...
>7:39:51 Aqua: I feel amazing right now. The feeling of accomplishment is incredible.I will laugh so fucking hard if Holo-fucking-cure becomes the one game that lured Aqua back to more game streaming
Has Aqua beaten Stage 1's Hard mode or is this her only clear so far?
SHE BEAT THE STAGE AT EXACTLY 4:45 HOLY KEK
>>42838491
HAHAHAHAHAHA4:45
>>42838469I'm pretty sure she unlocked growth, but I'm also pretty sure it's legitimately impossible without it
I missed this. Aqua's streams can really be something special.
>>42838483its not cope, its realism. I like Gura too, stop being so defensive
SHE LITERALLY COULD NOT ESCAPE THAT MEMEHAHAHAHAHAMy fucking sides
Honestly, an almost 8 hours stream from Aqua is a fucking feast for Aqua Crew, its the equivalent of Gura doing the same, a rare, rare treat.
What's the significance of 445?
akutan w
Minato Aqua is cuter than your oshi
>>42838538Alrighty.
We fucking COOL?
>>42838569Weight.
HOLY FUCKING AUTISTKINO
Aqua is mine, back off Towa-oji
>>42838577Yes.t. mate
>>42838361On hardmode she appears at 10 minutes with Mikochi, and if you don't have any collabs or weapons to focus and kill her fast as possible, killing her will take a lot of time(by holocure standards), simply because she will constantly fly out of your attack radius and annoy you with her orbs and shit
This was a legendary stream. Nobody expected anything special from it, but we're here now bois. RABYU ONYAN!
Happy 04:45 AM JST time; fellow anons
>>42838586You know it
>>42838458what the fuck is up dennys
RABYU RABYU
Aqua is the cutest idol
>>42838586Like ice.
Every single time she plays Aquairo Palette like it's her own theme song in an anime it's kino as fuck.
>4:45You literally could not plan for thatAnd Aqua literally could not escape that memeMy Onyan...
RABU RABU ONYAN
Aqua streaming so little is nothing short of a tragedy. She's amazing.
>>42838504Don't worry she'll never touch Holocure again
>>42838588i can't believe aqua weighs 445lbs......
>6 hoursI'm glad she had fun
>44.5cm>roughly 140kgimagine
>jwu>aqua endsno...
>>42838569Ancient hololive loreShe accidentally revealed her weight in a Wii Fit stream, then a clip of it ended up with a million views
>>42838672who said it has to be holocure?
>>42838586A bit too cold, actually.
>>42838685You mean almost 8?
>>42838588in grams?
おつあくあ~
>>42838692wat
>>42838692I'm crushed
My Ina!
Aqua should’ve been EN….
>>42838655It's considered her best song, which is why Suityan chose to sing it.
>>42838692
おつあくあ〜collab tomorrow! (later today)
>>42838692300lbs of Aqua might be too much
>>42838171Look at Guras track record of her promises, recent streams and her stream goals.Then be perfectly honest with me and yourself...What's more likely:>a)Gura does even a few of those streams>b)Tummy hurt, cant stream
>>42838655Well I mean, she IS Kirito.
>>42838692i knew baqua was a bit dense but this is ridiculous
>270 posts>1 ipwtf
>>42838775you really want Gura to graduate and it shows
Wasn't Gura supposed to come back on the 10th?
>>42838775this post will get 20 replies
>>42838803All me
>>42838764not enough
>>42838803all me baby
>>42838775Of fucking course the Gura anti would keep on shitposting during this entire Aqua moment.Try watching streams sometimes.
>kaela doesn't like going crowded places or shoppingShe's just like me
>>42838811I want her to fucking STREAM
>>42838803Replying to myself.
When is the Aqua Ame off collab?
>>42838775>>42838834anon is so fucking lonely right now
>>42838858Autistic?
>>42838586ye
>>42838568too big
>>42838858How can she be a good wife like this?
GUYS DID YOU HEAR GURSA IS RETURNING!!!!!!https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1624494758365376513
Of course some collabs are pipe dreams but I could see an umisea karaoke or her meeting Lui or something with Shion
>>42838906Who's Gursa?
>>42838568Too small
>>42838908>ShionIs that brat even still alive?
>>42838908She literally is coming back from a breakand you're already doomposting
>>42838906GURSA MY BELOVED
>>42838568Just right.
>Hey! Gura’s coming back today! …don’t tell me you’re mad at a little girl online… aren’t you a little too old to be getting mad at girls on the internet?
>>42838906Based, let the heralds announce it from the balconies. The queen hath returned.
>>42837901Anon, there will be 0 (zero) offcollabs with JP members.Gura is too shy/doesn't care enough
>>42838908or you know, you could just wait and see if she'd do thatinstead of getting pre-mad
>>42838588>>42838697But 445 kilos?!
>>42838742Ela should've been EN...
>>4283898044.5, ya dingus.
>>42838906I'll happily eat my words and kneel on all fours if she manages to stream for more than 10 days this time without another 2 month break filled with painful silence. Please do
>>42838951
>>42838906>hololivepro_ENewfuck off, homobeggar
>>42838951What me angry at little girls? Don't be silly. Hey bend over kid I got something to show ya
>>42838972How am I pre-mad? What part of that post is me being mad in any way? I'm excited over the prospect of her maybe getting to meet some JPs she likes in the next weeks
Kaela gives me sexual feeling
>>42839017Get cock off your mind anon
Flare really likes splatoon huh
Day 2 without Kronii.
>>42838980it's 44.5 anonThat's part of what made it so funny, she was upset about people finding that out because she thought it was too high, but she weighs less than an average 12 year old
>>42838586Icy
>>42838980>But 445 kilos?!Yes, we don't judge here on 4chan
>>42838951Mad? I'm the exact opposite. Come here, little Ame, we can watch her return stream together on the couch. I'll get you a happy meal too, it'll be nice. We could also play a game afterwards, if you'd like.
>>42839017>brings up homos unpromptedare you sure you're not a faggot?
>>42839017Rent free
>>42839010the saddest shit is that would really be an impressive achievement for her now
>>42839030How about (you) stop supporting this HoloPro shit?HoloPro = homos
I'd be more excited if just like Ina Gura hadn't been fully capable of coming back for the last month but instead arbitrarily decided to make everyone aware that she will be off collabing but not streaming for the next 3-4 weeks.
>>42839000>>42839038How many labrador retrievers is that?
>>42839030>>42839066>>42839064are you people so new that you don't know the diffference between that Tiwtter account and the others?
>>42839075You're trying way too hard
>>42839030>>42839064>>42839066HoloPro is a literal anti account
>>42839071I just hope that she's like an old Lada. Hard to start, but if she gets rolling for long enough, she will find her stride again. This time for sure
Holo EN Hogwarts onegai
>>42839075>>42839094>>42839124this is the hololive thread, go back to catalog if you want to talk about homos
>>42838908>>42839010Good god, I'm so happy my brain is not fucked enough to be like you>good thing happens>BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN NEXT WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY
>>42838169Global General returns
>>42839090
>>42839093Juvenile or adult labrador retriever?
>>42839159Why the fuck did you quote me? >>42838908Are you seriously deranged? I'm a chumbud hopeful that she'll get to offcollabIN WHAT FUCKING WAY DOES >BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN NEXT WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPYAPPLY TO MY POST AT ALL YOU MORON
>>42837928Holy shit.
>>42839160this is not a general
>>42839145Where are the HiFi Rush streams?
>>42839206Gwar Gboomba is not a general this is true
I am the moom who watches.
anons...COOL IT
>>42839229GURA PLEASETHIS GAME WAS MADE FOR YOU
>>42837797>>42837928Coomers have no standards and it's not a joke anon
>>42838908>>42839010>>42839071>>42839142i see now that Gura is back, this is the new anti's tacticsYou will notice that they did not do this to Ina when she came back.Now see how they will adapt this shit for the "EN will never be idols" rrat
>>42839145>HoloEN>playing kusoge
Who is the Frieza of EN?
>>42839281Towaa
>>42839194he is literally just replying to all posts that mention Gura and calling them antis. typical delusional chumbud behavior
>>42839256>another retard that includes my post I am not the anti you absolute imbecile, jesus christ
>>42839281Me
Wamy.
>>42839194same differenceGura is not even returning for a few hours, and you fags are already doomposting and getting pre-depressed because she MIGHT not stream as much as Kaela or Koyori.Take meds and go outside, holy fuck. This is sad
Hehehehe
>>42839281Kiara?
>>42839194Maybe it's a shitposter trying to start an argument or something
>>42838333Yeah, 7k seating sounds about right.
>>42839281Me.
>>42839256You were totally not fucking crying when Gura went completly silent fot weeks..monthsAnd you will totally not gonna cry again if she does one more time
Who is the Majin Vegita of Hololive?
>>42839308>doomposting>pre-depressed>"I could imagine her having x, y or z offcollabs while she's in Japan"???
What did Ela mean by that?
>>42839308>brings up other holos unpromptedAnon, you need to silence those voices in your head
Gura cute Gura cute
>>42839341people you hate actually don't act as you wish they would, anon
>>42838908Have (You) from a non-schizophrenic
>>42839281Say goodbye to your planet monkeys
Not to numberfag, but how many viewers is Gura gonna get during her return?
>>42839411Wait like actual monkeys?
>>42839419400k, minimun
Eladead...
Why are we yelling? My sharkwife is on in 5 hours and you're harshing the mellow.
>>42839419At least 3 or 4
>>428394191, only me
>>42839419If she doesn't get 600k she's an abject failure
>>42839419Anything lower than 1 million and I'll eat my own jizz
>>42839419 if it isnt 47483727728292910101002494947473829502029388301093747382 you are gonna shitpost anyway so fuck off you stupid fucking number nigger
>>42839419>BUT
>>42839388There's probably gonna be a lot to catch up on when you wake up.
>>42839419I will watch
>>42839411With that puny ball of energy?You're too late.
Who is the Bulma of Hololive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S3gCencey4
>>42837462this has been proving to be a wild decade so who knows?
>>42839387just an exampleI just hate these type of schizos who make up imaginary shit in their heads and then use that to act in an indignant manner.They really LOVE the idea of Gura not streaming as often as before.
I'm happy
How long will Gura's return stream be?https://poal.me/o95bf8Dozo
>>42839488Absolutely but I accepted this reality long ago. Well, about when i was conscripted really. Fuck I miss being a NEET sometimes
>>42839419tree fiddy
>>42839419Go talk to >>>/vt/numbers, they were talking about it
>>42837797no one tell him what animation is
>>42838569The most watched JP clip. You can find it on YouTube, but the TLDR is that she was playing WiiFit and was hiding her weight on the screen, but the game showed her height and BMI from which Aqua crew calculated her weight as 44.5kg.
>>42838906I hate the way the holopro account talks, they can't be trusted
>>42839539Happy that you are happy friend! Keep it up
>>42839589>replying to obvious baitbruh
>>42839419at least 2
>>42839145BUT THE cAUSE!!! in other news I'm expecting Gura to play Hi-Fi Rush someday
It's been so long since I watched a Gura stream it doesn't even feel real. I can't wait
>>42838858That's because she gets lost very easily.
I think we can all agree that things are changing for the better. ENs are having a great time in Japan, there are lots of fun streams and kino moments these days. Antis are losing their footing and now even Gura will be doing her return stream. You can expect a lot more cute content from the various members, be it JP, ID or EN. So get ready to hear some amazing stories from the ENs on their antics. To spend your time watching Gura daily, as she uses her renewed energy to spread love. Or the countless hours of wizardry and questionable choices our beloved witches do during this months game of choice. This will be yet another age of splendor and a new high for content. Nothing can ruin this. After all, what's the worst that could happen?
>>42839711>I thStopped reading there
>>42839711ogey
>>42838955Does meeting Subaru at the office for the officer shuba recording count? Or, meeting Mikochi for the Tokyo tourism ambassador.
>>42839711Mori is handling the Valentines project
>>42839711Joke's on you, watamage has been redirecting all the bad luck to other companies for the last 6 months
POV: you're 13 and went to Akiba
post pubes
>>42839281This tangent will end... in 5 minutes
>>42839605It's not bait I genuinely didn't know and I've been here since the Holocaust
>>42839711This no longer holds any power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO2HMyasMtwYes
my penis just got hard for no reason
I want to fuck all the lolis on hololive bros
>>42839819Sorry about it. My bad
>>42839240
>>42839819Anon has just entered puberty
>>42839780oh yeah you'd think they'd have announced something by now
>>42839819I did that
>>42839419youtube must have killed her reach for being absent so don't expect too much
Now that Gura is coming back I'm finally comfortable saying this.Reminder that Miko took a 6 month break and she never got as much shit as Goomba did during these 2 months. And with Goomba we at least know her reasoning for taking a break while Miko never even told us. So please shut the fuck up now ok?
I'm going to sleep, you guys better keep me posted on the latest gurame deets when I wake up
>>42839884>she never got as much shitlol
Gura is going to start streaming 30 minutes before church.Should I watch her or go receive the sacrament of reconciliation while I wait for mass to start?
>>42839884do you not remember the endless posts about miko being pregnant?
>>42839884>And with Goomba we at least know her reasoning for taking a break while Miko never even told usI wonder if people will fall for this
>>42839884miko literally said her medical issue was a congenital heart condition but ogey
>>42839884Anon the antis who shit on Gura for this were already antis before, they don't operate based on logic or anything else. They just think of ways to shit on her and her fans and that's all.And when they get btfo like they always do they move goalposts and think of some new cope.
>>42839924Jesus doesn't care about you
>>42839884Miko has a heart problem but a EOP nigger like yourself would've missed that detail
>>42839884>>Reminder that Miko took a 6 month break and she never got as much shit as Goomba did during these 2 monthsnigga people were predicting how many kids she was popping out
>>42838832She did. Check Kiara's vod.
>>42839924Gura would want you to go to church.Jesus would understand if you watch Gura first and He will be with you when youre done to talk.Follow your heart
>>42839924Filipino?
>>42839924You can go to church every Sunday, but not every Sunday is Goob's big return.
>>428399216 month break? I only remember her 3 month hospital stay where she was tweeting at 35p almost every day, because she missed them. Her return concert was still the best moment in holo history imo.
>>42840009Avocado-growing farmer's market sunday church country wife Gura... good times
I feel so incredible right now. Gura's coming back, HoloFes soon, HoloConnect in the summer, so much good shit is happening. I think this year is going to be the best time yet to be a HoloEN fan.
>>42839819All me
>calling gura lazy is not good criticismlol when a new hire can out stream your entire catalog in 6 months i think it's fair to say something
>>42839794giwtwm
I hope Fauna wins.
>>42840075Better say something to over half the company, then.
>>42839800I love pubes!
50kOver/Under?
>>42840035It's actually still Saturday for me
>>42839819Towa....
>>42839419about three-fiddy
I hope mori isn't lonely and depresses right now. It would ruin my day to hear that she saw how close the other myth are and is now crying. It shouldn't bother her that even her biggest fangirl kiara moved on and is now much closer to ina
>>42840094Sinistea isn't very strong though, is it?
>>42839419a whole lot
>>42840143Luck does not matter in a Metronome tourney
>>42840111Was your >Towa... aimed at the fact that she caused the penis to be erect or are you implying she has a penis and sudden erection is a problem they both have?
>>42840143Not really, but it's a metronome tourney so it's all gonna be luck anyway
>>4284010750 nigger cocks in your ass
>>42840181sure
I just ate 9 hash browns. What stream should I put on while my tummy hurts?
>>42840175I meant Strength. Fuck. Brain broken.
>>42839809luna cute
>>42840211There's only one live at the moment.
>>42840208thats hot
>>42840181i was implying that post was Towabecause Towa is /here/ and has a penis
>>42840211>stream>at these hourslol
>>42840226no
>>42840137>/mori/ is ignoring me again, better shitpost on global
>>42840175>>42840188>weak armorIts shooting itself in the foot every turn
>>42840276hello princess good morning how are u?
>>42840188You still want a bulkier pokemon than that.
>>42840276Cute!
>>42840270yes
>>42840312The other ability is cursed body, would that even be allowed?
>tfw you are stuck with the nepotism rigger Rariemon
>>42840276At least there is still one girl that cares about mori...
>>42840318every time ive used metronome my pokemon used self destruct or explode so I would lose against sinistea
>>42840276Fembeat please I can fix you, I have a case of wine you can have
>>42840335luna is sexy, not cute
>>42840360She sent her new outfit back for changes to the rigging, she just mentioned it yesterday.
thinking about towa
>>42839819It was me Barry
>>42840360Is mooms okay? why she smiling
>>42840357From what I remember watching the collab with Kobo, Reine put like no thought behind it, and she only banned Pressure. But Cursed Body is a tremendous "fuck you" so I highly doubt it's allowed.
>>42840401Her troubles are over now, try not to be jealous
>>42840410Hopefully she at least copies the JP ruleset
How come the girly girls of HoloEN haven't done a stream teaching their male viewers how to clean their skin, what cologne to wear, et cetera?
>>42840387having to request changes after so much time in production just shows how much he fucking sucks
>>42840266>Towa is /here/proof?>Has a penisPROOF???
>>42839884>she never got as much shit as Goomba did during these 2 monthsHoly newfag
>>42840459I don't think some shut in virgins sitting around home all day playing video games know much about male cologne
>>42840473
>>42840479Kermie?
>>42840502Don't worry Gura, Fauna is alone too
>antis reduced to pre-coping and vague doompostlmao, continue wriggling it's fun to see
>>42840459>clean their skinUse soap.>what cologne to wearThat shit stinks.
>>42840479Any woman who takes Towa as a husband will no doubt lead a happy life
>>42840496Well, I do. I have a full rotation of colognes for each season. No, I'm not gay. And if they wear perfume, they should know about cologne.
>>42840479Towa[SPOILER]ss[/SPOILER]
>>42840502ISREAL
>>42840576
did kobo get punished/ are there going to be any handcam restrictions?
>>42840360MUMEI NO
>>42840459Colognes do not smell different. I'm going to keep using the same bottle of Abercrombie cologne that I've had since I was 12, and you can't stop me.
>>42840559>No, I'm not gay.
>>42840505>Towa penis
>>42840583Taa is very smart though
>>42840559>I have a full rotation of colognes for each seasonyou're gay>No, I'm not gaythis only proves it
>>42837338don't know if there already is one, but i made a quick gif out of it.
>>42840459I would only trust brother watson to tell me about that kinda stuff.
>>42840502Oh nyo, not the promo art with cutouts placed randomly by an unpaid intern!
>>42839302>anti so fucking destroyed he has to pretend he's a totally real gura fan you guize while doomposting out his ass
>>42840360It could be worse
>>42840612no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30lgrwCOdl8&t=21832
>>42840604
>>42840636the eyes always crack me up
>>42840599>>42840617But I like women
>>42840531>>42840631You must be bored
https://youtu.be/smE_AseOJg0?t=5140
>>42840666
>>42840653>spergs out so hard she makes random goat soundsWHAT DID SHE SEEEEEEEEEEND
>>42840666Towa.........
Perfect Moom art
Why are deadbeats shitting up the thread with their Gura anti bullshit? Is it because Mori doesn't care about her genmates and the only one who got willingly excluded from the Myth house?Kinda sad behaviour ngl desu
>>42840692did you just link this so you could ame doko
>>42840620>Not keeping Reine centeredGarbage
>Poorfags losers spamming random numbers in Gura's prechat trying to get free memberships.Do the system prevents you from getting gifs if you are spamming nonsense?
>>42840675lmao, feeling called out?
>>42840675If you check his filenames, you'll find out he's just a schizo doing a bit.
>>42840653cute
>performs exactly an hour of comfy ASMR>leaves
>>42840742Maybe.
>>42840675Keep up the seethe, cripple.
>>42840636looks good to me
>>42840669I don't make the rules anon, and the rules say lathering yourself with smell juice is gay af.
>>42840531You guys are post-coping that she didn't show her voice for weeks despite being a few feet away. I can't wait to hear her shitty excuse for that one.
>>42840653it was nudes
>>42840620Based
>>42840752Just report them for spamming
>>42840620Spicy!
>>42840779I lather myself with your mom's smell juice daily.
>>42840745it looked shit with only her face changing
>Fauna watchalong>Gura stream>MetronomeGood day
>kaela taking a breaklollmao
Remember that time Aqua and Ame played Apex off stream?
>>42840653I can't even tell who is winning the kiarabowl
What triggered the wheelchair this time?
>>42840861yasai senpai...
>>42840653What could it be?
>>42840854>whore>gura stream>even bigger whoresit's a good day still
>4 days with no Kaelawhat the fuck will I do
>>42840900>whore>bigger whoresYour mother and sisters are streaming too?
worst case scenario of Kaela break is 3/4 days
>>42837462>unfortunately
>>42840854Yeah, I'm excited!
>KFP hours>thread is shitMan, I love Kiara but her fanbase is the fucking worst.
>>42840941reine cant die childless
>>42840958I know you love her, Egguardo
>>42840782>n-no youdamn that's sad, bet you were swearing just yeaterday her return would be the shuba collab>I can't wait to hear her shitty excuse for that onesame reason ina streamed less this past week, they've all been busy now guwa will return at full power now the the bulk of her work is done
>>42840502I see FauRyS and GuBae
>>42840958this but teammates
>>42840782>>42840531Can you fags get a room or go back to the catalog where you belong?
>>42840990>Guwa will return at full powerAnon please. Stop. They're all still working on shit even going into next week, you know this isn't going to fucking happen
>>42837412>litterbox>1 hr expiry
>>42840994especially teammmmmmates
>>42840958Thanks for the compliment!
>>42840958it's KFP and deadshits absolutely fuming at chumchad winning
>>42841037Stop samefagging
>>42840990>guwa will return at full powerShe's still dying though, isn't she?
>>42841037Get new images, "chumchud"
>>42841026>waahh waaahhh p-pluhze talking about guwa twiggers menot stopping wheelchair
can you guys try not to be abolutely miserable for one day?
>>42841037you're really bad at pretending to be a chumbud
>>42840990Her return was Fire Emblem stream #5, she has no excuse for not popping into streams before that and you know it.
>>42841082I never said that you retarded faggot, I'm telling you to dial back your expectations because the girls in Japan have been fucking flaky since they got there except maybe Kiara.
>>42841082>>42841037>>42841026>>42840990>>42840900>>42840782>>42840631>>42840531Note that this poster is not a fan of Hololive.
>>42841083Where exactly do you think you are?
im ready for a new vegas arc
>>42841083I'm having a great day, I slept in and started day drinking a little bit ago.
>>42841069>She's still dying though, isn't she?we don't really know but she told us she knew what to look out for and that she got an ok from her doctor so it's most likely she's better, anyone who tells you with certainty she's still dying is a full on coping anti trying to doompost
>>42841147Obviously? I'm a Gura fan, not a Hololive fan.
This is Gawr Gura. She's my daughter and also my wife. She's incredibly cute and very funny.I often have sex with her, every part of her body is erotic, especially her feet.
>>42841156You need to beat Elden Ring and play Outer Wilds first Ina
>>42841156I just imagined Kiara running into a Cazador..
>>42840653That's some 2020 Takamori giggles right there, but with more genuine love from both sides
Continuing counting posts of past threads.Results up to OP >>42837338: /hlgg/ has had 10384 threads, 3447 deaths, 14276678 posts, and /vt/ post ratio of 33.3%Data: threads https://pastebin.com/8gHwy7AY summary https://pastebin.com/rn7ngQLQ
>>42838095I hope it pushes her to lose weight
>>42841156
>>42841243beer belly
>>42841283why is tori tortilla dressed as my wife
why isn't Myth bathing together in Japan? isn't that disrespectful for the culture?
does someone have the timestamp where Kiara expressed interest to play Fallout?
you think a holo would stream atomic heart?
>>42841176If she felt the need to talk to her doctor before flying, doesn't that kind of imply that she's *not* that okay?
>>42840653>>42840892Mori showed Kiara her pussy
>>42841303Ina and Gura would definitely be too shy to be naked around the others
>>42841302what do you mean, thats gura
>hololive hours>threads shit
>>42841336It's never Hololive hours
>>42841321They're worried about cumming from seeing Myth nude...
>>42841313I feel like Botan would play it and suffer no consequences for doing so.
>>42841243Imagine saving this to your hard drive
>>42837858>>42839257The only acceptable course of action is to let other people pay for shit and then appreciate the stuff that's actually good. Don't fuel the coom industry, but reap its benefits.
>>42841312https://youtu.be/2UtQM5LMopI?t=1579
>>42841371thanks
>>42841317probably not 100% cured, but she got the ok and has been going to the studio so there's more evidence to believe she is mostly ok now rather than dying
>>42841313JPs? Yeah probably. EN? There's no way they could get away with it after that one Ukrainian fucker on YouTube condemned it as Russian propaganda.
Reminder that these 3 girls went to an onsen together, stripped naked, and then had a relaxing and personal time together chatting about their feelings and insecurities.
>More Koro's Creed tonight
>>42841411I can confirm, I was there
>>42841382I assume it's something that she'll "always have" and that never goes fully away but which is controllable if you pay attention and take some medicine perhapsI'm sure they figured something out for her and she'll be able to live well in spite of it
>>42841382Hope so. Her quality of life couldn't have been good with chronic fainting spells and completely screwed up digestion.
>>42841357I know but i must do my part in trying to fix Mori's weight problem, after that she will finally be idol she was meant to be
>>42841187Anon your oshi is not Gura
>>42841483that bathroom layout sucks ass
>>42841411Didn't happen
>>42841502But Fauna talked about it.
>>42841321>Kiarakinda exhibitionist, also has done it before so she wouldn't mind>Ina would be embarassed but would still go if the others wanted to>Amewouldn't mind>Gura secretely wants to see the others naked but is embarassed to be seen>Moriprobably self-conscious about her body but wouldn't refuse if they wanted to go
>>42841516t. has never watched a Kiara's stream in his life
>>42841357>>42841464That's the dream BBW body with perfect proportioning. It's actually extremely arousing.
>>42841515It was Mumei and Bae, Fauna never went with IRyS anywhere
>>42841321Ina literally planned on taking Gura to an onsen on week 2 what the fuck you on about
>>42841500care to elaborate why
>>42841516Kiara only acts Stacy when talking on stream, she's actually a bit shy and would rather hide behind a towel
>>42841563>Fauna never went with IRyS anywhereAnon? Fauna has multiple stories with IRyS, and talked about going to the onsen.
>>42841563https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtmh4RAiVUkMumei was already back in NA when they went on the trip.
>>42841563Actual retard
>>42841573That doesn't mean she wants to be nude around her you retard, onsen where you wear towels exist
>>42841604You first have to believe Irys went out and did avoid them like a plague.
Kaela is talking about dung
>>42841583never seen a public bathroom with sinks on two different walls
>>42841653doesnt mean it sucks
>>42841638Did you forget that offcollab where Ina stripped naked right in front of Kronii?
>>42841641>How many levels of retard can I achieve in as few posts as possible?
>>42841638Do you not know how onsens work?
>>42841413Where did she end?I feel asleep after that one listener told me to
>>42841638>onsen where you wear towels existYeah, in anime.
>>42841357imagine saving THIS
>>42841706And in real life, such as Kaihin Sunayu
>>42841720i just saved this
>>42841703>Listening to the listenerYou lack strength Deadbeat.
yeah my oshi kisses kiara on the mouth as she pleases, got a problem with it
>>42841556Based pillowy woman enjoyer
Mori's new outfit and its consequences have been terrible for my dick
>>42841739NTA but me too, I don't even know what happened, everything went dark after he took our the rest
>>42841776Takotori keeps being gay whenever they're within touching distance.
>>42841739He didn't give me a choice...
>>42841516pretty wrong
>>42841465>already copinglove how fans of inferior oshis go with the unity cope after they get BTFO by guragura >>>> all of holo
>JWU>Luna doing electone stream in the evening my time>Gura returning>Haato News>Noel Zelda>Collab stream>Roboco outfit reveal>Discovered a cool as fuck romhack suddenlyWhat in the FUCK is this day even
>>42841670i mean, is something like this
>>42841850What do you call this?
>>42841853seems all good to me
>>42841850
>>42841776based ina
>>42841850>>42841870It's the posts of someone who's oshi is /vt/ and nothing more
>>42841870A cripple
Should I bite the bullet and start up FNV? Ame's got me itching. Mods are already on there from the last time I played.
>>42841870dudes got no legs LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
>>42841850Stop resetting your router, "chumbie"
>>42841889no, it isn't, why so many sinks and so little toilets?
>>42841532>>42841558>>42841601>>42841630>>42841843>>42841919CLEAN UP ON AISLE 4
>>42841870subtly showing there is no other option
>IRyS talked about wanting to be Petan during her last stream.I swear we need at least 3 flat holos for EN3.
>>42841950that is a very Fauna-looking Ina
>>42841942it's a women's restroom
>>42841943>doxbut ame has attached freckles to her live2d before
>>42841703>>42841813She was killing the conspirators of the Pazzi, francesco salviati
Who is going to show up to Gura’s stream?
>>42842001gura
>>42841984do women's restroom need a window?
>>42841978Makes sense, it's from Asagi's artbook, she drew all of EN.
>>42842001Gawr
>>42842001Anya
>>42841853
>>42842001I'm hoping for Towa
>>42842027Yes :)
>>42842001Shrimps
>>42842001Gawr Gura
>>42842027it's an old restroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30lgrwCOdl8&t=16308sSo do we have an explanation for that ? Are they trying to exclude Ame ?
>>42842026I guess that makes sense, Kiara did give Gura the puppet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcYDUUFbj7Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcYDUUFbj7Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcYDUUFbj7A
>I want dat chickenGod, the last thing Reine needs is even more competition...
>>42842067No they just became one with the couch.
>>42842045thanks that clears it up for me
>>42841990And during FishTank (RIP) she mentioned having freckles that she normally covers up
>>42842074>SMOKwhy isn't towa in this group?
I need to feel Kaela's butt with my face
>>42842148because towa hasnt ever smoked in her life unlike korone
>>42842001Gwar Gorbius
>>42842001towa
>>42842148hint: Towa doesn't actually SMOK(E)
>>42842167Then where's Pekora?
>>42842197doing pekora things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6x3SPfk6Yoa framerys
nice thread
>>42842067Ina and Gura are both known to be brats and have said they share a braincell. Ame was late so they wanted to mess with her and Kiara's reactions were funny.
>>42842235>bae plays holocure yesterday>irys plays holocure yesterday>bae schedules her mengen today>irys schedules her mengen todayuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh??
>>42842235Damn, that's like the third member stream from EN today, right?
>>42842238wheelchairs are melting down pls undastand
>>42842235Lovely, hope we get more watchalongs again now that she feels better
>>42841990>>42842124>its not dox becauseits based on a still from an old roommate stream where she used that heart filter on her face
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1624518807732764672https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1624518807732764672https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1624518807732764672
>>42841990>>42842124>AI doxxbaiting pic>posts literally asking for more doxxbut sure
>>42842235>6:20 am in japan>still upIRyS...
>>42842067Their love for Ame is weaker than their lazyness
>>42842280This one is at the same time of the Pokemon Tournament though
>>42842271They are!