/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>42735576

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My wife is awake

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Gurass

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WIFE

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WIFE JUST AWAKE

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I LOVE MY WIFE

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Good evening Goob, have you play the latest update of holocure?

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>>42752629
>>42752632
>>42752656
>>42752666
You mean MY wife Gawr Gura of hololive EN?

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Wife!! T ___ T

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>>42752633
Based Gurass poster

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I find it strange that so many people would get married to my onahole. Not that I mind sharing though.

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My child wife

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https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1615554908463460356
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1615554908463460356
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1615554908463460356

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>>42752393
I'm expecting amazon to deliver the rope and chair kit I ordered.

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>no valentine day stream
well my day is ruined. not even Gura likes can make me happy

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>>42752777

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Good morning
I miss Gura so fucking much it's unreal

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>>42752777
I can’t believe Gura retweeted this

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>>42752799
retard

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she will stream on Valentine's Day

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>>42752799
She will stream but considering she is living in the holohouse surrounded by her genmates irl it is not going to be as intimate as it could have been. RIP asmr lovenest anon basically.

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I caught the Norovirus let's fuckin' goooooo

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>>42753030
>implying she’s not doing the blue lingerie undressing ASMR from Noel’s setup
FOOL

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>>42753030
yea asmr is pretty much confirmed not happening

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>>42752777
Imagine the smell

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>>42753030
you have been repeating this nonsense for days now

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>>42753132
We just learned that there's an offcollab during her timeslot on Valentine's day, no shit he's repeating himself now that it's proven he's right.

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>>42753132
That's nonsense only if you're autistic.

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>>42753163
Offcollab is on 15th. Valentine's is on 14th.

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She won't stream on Valentine's day and that's a good thing. She will be back on the 18th for the mixed collab and you are gonna like every second of it.

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>>42753163
what has been proven you nigger? you think she does not have time to do a members stream before her usual stream time like she did multiple times already?

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>>42753163
He isn't even saying that she won't stream on Valentines, retard.

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Nijinogs had another yab or something?

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>>42753298
I'm seeing a track record of zero streams from Japan and you're trying to judge from past experience?

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>Shion is coming back with Gura
Rrats?

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>>42753373
Cunny sex uoooh tut

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>>42753359
the thread is still young but I bet on this post to be the most retarded one

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>>42753348
Nah he just really wants the Valentines stream to not happen just to have a full day of shitposting

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Come home, chumbie, I will always love you. Heart~

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>>42753132
This is my first post in /ggg/ in days, I was just saying she isn't going to do anything "cringe" and super lovey dovey or lewd when she is living next door to her genmates in a foreign country, not a comfy enough environment to let loose, of course she is going to do something but I imagine it will be something sweet rather than risque.

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If there's no Valentine's Day stream I'm going to do nothing.

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>>42753509
Please just kill yourself already

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>>42753444
We already know she's had her timeslot stolen by an offcollab nobody asked for. Odds aren't looking good and you can't pretend they are.

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>>42753560
>We

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You're telling me that they are currently all living together and only time they can do an offcollab is Valentines evening for America [in Gura's timeslot]? That's obviously on purpose, probably thought up by orange woman.

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>>42753586
I'm assuming everyone here is literate. My mistake.

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I just want to rape this creature, is that too much to ask?

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So, uh... she liked a lot of pictures, but I'm not seeing any goom perms.

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It’s almost time bros, I can’t believe it

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>>42753810
Time for Gura to not solo stream on Valentine's day.

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>>42753594
Yes, it's on purpose. They're gonna have an offcollab orgy while you seethe.

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>>42753838
Don’t reply to me with your nonsense, you’ll never be able to me down

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>>42753460
Nice try skynet.

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>>42753904
you're missing a verb, also Kiwawa is streaming a Myth off-collab 2/14 at Gura standard time so...

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Bros I'm not ready yet, I need to take a shower

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>>42753999
Gura is in Japan, it's 15th for her. Are you genuinely retarded?

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>>42754051
Watch streams. Gura said she would stick with her timeslot even in Japan.

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>>42754051
Gura, the girl who said she was going to do morning streams to keep her timeslot, is doing exactly that.

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>>42754051
did I stutter? It's literally her standard timeslot regardless of where she is.

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>>42753999
And you’ve been doing this “Gura won’t do this, Gura won’t do that” schtick for weeks and months now, so I think I’m just gonna wait for Gura to see what happens instead of listening to the thread monkey who has a vested interest in misery

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>>42754126
We did wait to see what happens. What we got is a Myth offcollab in Gura's timeslot.

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>>42754180
So Gura offcollabing with her friends is bad now? You should kill yourself

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Keep seething cunts. All that matters is that she returns.

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Kiara is also doing Holobags 2 and there is a non-zero chance she convinced Gura to show her bag now that she can talk to her in person and they can make sure nothing bad is in the photo together.

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>>42753460
whore

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>>42754180
>I think I’m just gonna wait for Gura
>DUUUURRRRRR BUT THE OTHER SCHEDULE
lrn2read

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>>42754266
NTA, but it is always worse than a solo stream. Especially when Gura has been on break for so long. Also, anything that involves the pink whore is awful by default.

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>>42754126
That's cute you think I've even been in here. As soon as she finally announced her hiatus I've replied maybe 4 times in here total. You're being the whiny brat while I'm literally stating a fact that Kiara of all people posted a schedule. And Gura never ruled out 2/12 anyway so fucking seethe or something.

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>>42754402
>pink whore
You misspelled orange woman but I agree

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>>42754432
Im just here happily waiting for Gura this weekend, you guys are the ones seething about someone else’s schedule

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I laugh at the retards that were expecting a Valentines Day stream or some ASMR love nest. She only did 1 real lovey asmr and that was on 3/26/21. Gura stopped being lovey dovey with chat after May of last year.

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>>42754550
You're the one pretending Gura won't be in the clearly marked Myth offcollab.

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>>42754601
>pretending
Damn no wonder our threadshitters are so retarded. Point out where I pretended she wasn’t in the collab? I can see she is in the collab at 8pm EST on 2/14. So what? Gura is back before that so I’m going to do the rational thing and wait for her instead of doing the SEAmonkey thing and melting down over someone else’s schedule

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Tensions are running high... Lack of shark and being so close to return is making people crazy.

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didn't we have something similar to this last year but in reverse? where all of sea was in the 15th so they were posting about how she's not going to do a valentines stream

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>>42754842
Yeah, there was bound to be shitposting unless she does 2 streams for JP and US times.

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I just want gura for myself.. Why do we have to have a kobo/ina/subaru collab, why do we have to have a myth collab. Just give me solo streams.

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>>42754586
I never expected a Valentine's day stream, I knew she had somebody she wants to be with on that day. I never even considered the possibility of another asmr because it's just completely unrealistic.

>inb4 le ironic yeah me yeah ame yeah shion replies
Lorecucks need to rope themselves.

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>>42754922
kys cuckfag

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>>42754904
This desu but I'll take what I can get at this point

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>"I assume she will do a collab on Valentine's day with Ina and the others in Japan with her. I doubt she'll be back home for Valentine's day."
>"Are you retarded? Not a single fanbase would want the Valentine's day stream to be a fucking collab. Why do you assume that they would do that?"
According to today's thread Gura's fanbase seems to enjoy collabs more than they love their oshi.

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>>42754987
>if I look away it's not true

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>>42755049
>its true when I make shit up

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>>42754922
>never expected a Valentine's day stream
you just made my whole week, that's the epitome of the COMEDY T-Shirt

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>>42755002
Point out the posts that said this, other than the obvious falseflagger >>42754266

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>>42755002
Stop being selfish and think what Gura wants to do for change.

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I finished thinking

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And it all returns to cuckposting what a surprise

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Gura is going to show her gills on her return stream I guarantee it

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>>42755068
Why you think she didn't stream on her real birthday last summer? why you think the poll she made for the wwe stream a few days earlier said it was created by an user from sweden? why you think she banned the word sweden from chat?

Enlighten me lorechad.

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>>42755123
And I will lick them on strea,

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>>42755130
You know it hasn’t been that long that we’ve forgotten how retarded you looked for the “real birthday” thing right?

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>>42755130
>she didn't stream on her real birthday last summer
>cuckposter didn't even watch the off collab stream with Ame
Color me surprised

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>>42755130
still waiting for proof until this day

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>>42755002
cite anyone in this thread who's claimed they "enjoy" collabs. We're literally just going off the facts. Kiara is having a MYTH COLLAB at 8pm EST on 2/14

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what is the subaru thingy on the 13th?

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>>42755210
interrogation rp

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>>42755210
Gura is being arrested for cunny crimes

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>>42755189
Planes exist retard. The birthday was 2 days before the offcollab. She had already booked a flight to get back in the US for the collab.

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>>42755210
Kober and Inner are gonna seggs the Goomba first one to coom loses

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>>42755246
>>42755068

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>>42755210
Subaru does this kind of thing pretty often. It's a series of skits accusing the guests of crimes they've committed

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>>42755246
watch stream retard

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I will snitch and report Gura to the Oozora Police

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>>42755246
Anon… she was already with Ame on that day. You can’t change what we already laughed at you about.

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>>42755246
kek You look as ridiculous as always

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What is the best way to stop Gura from sucking you off?

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>>42755301
The fuck are you talking about? the 18th was a radio silence day. Complete silence, no collabs until 2 days later.

Lorecucks are mentally ill I swear.

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>>42755299
I can't wait for loud duck Engrish and Gura getting all flustered timidly trying to communicate

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The cuckschizo accuses others of being mentally ill
It will not get funnier than this today lads

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>>42755317
She wasn't you fucking braindead lorecuck. Go actually watch the damn stream.
She was in Sweden as proven by the wwe poll on the 16th and she took a plane the day before the off collab.

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>>42755437
>>42755301

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>>42755210
>>42755299
is it live with them being guests or just a subaru play?

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>>42755437
The offcollab that was on the 19th? So the day before would be the 18th? Even in your own retarded ramblings you disproved yourself

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>>42755488
https://youtu.be/N16A2XNu0L4
it's live, here's an example

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>>42755408
>destroys your cucks rrats
it will never not be funny how utterly BTFO shitposters were that day

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>>42755437
>>42755068

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>>42755437
>wwe poll
Literally a fake screenshot

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>>42755437
She wasn't in Sweden retard. She used a proxy to trigger schizos like you and it worked perfectly.

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>>42755437
Pretty stupid of her to reveal it all with a poll when she even went through the trouble to bring her water heater with her to Sweden.

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hornyposting time?

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>>42755349
3 options
>yeet her
>tell her your dick is made of sugar-free nutritious food
>let her shark teeth bite your dick off so she can't suck on it anymore

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>>42755633
Water heater schizos are on a whole different level, you said that you could hear it during her birthday stream too...

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>>42755633
she's always playing 5D chess. she had a speaker in the room with her

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Why do you all give it attention?

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>>42755589
>fake
The absolute state of lorecucks.

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>>42755745
because it's like an infinite whack-a-mole

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I love my wife so much!!

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This place gets worse and worse as her return draws closer. They must be really desperate

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>she is not in Japan anymore dude trust me
>she won't stream on 12th dude trust me
>she won't stream on Vantine's dude trust me
What's the next mantra this retard will be repeating ad nauseum?

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>>42755745
it's the /vt/ equivalent of watching a flat earther delude himself the further he's disproven

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>lore schizos don't watch streams
Color me surprised.

https://archive.is/1wIln#40%

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I don't really care about valentines day stream. Are you women or something?

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>>42755902
>>42755301

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Gura help me

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>>42755932
So does the thread so he is switching to cuckposting

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I really hope Gura doesn't start collabing with myth again. Stinky whores stealing our precious cybersex time. At least SNOT was comfy.

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>muh lore
At this point the schizo confuses me, he's just shouting gibberish.

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>>42755902
I know it's not fake but she wasn't in Sweden. See: >>42755612

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>>42755827
Given that we just got confirmation that Gura will not be streaming on Valentine's day, I'm gonna go with that one.

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>>42756051
>confirmation
You are retarded.

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>>42755528
>flight time alone is minimum 14 hours long
>time of commute between airports is at minimum a couple hours
>she already had everything setup in ame's house so that's a couple hours more
>she wasn't tired and stayed up late at night singing kara with ame, so no jetlag
even wih the schizo "ame was totally lying about spending the day before with gura" people trying to think gura was anywhere outside of the US before the offcollab are just insane, unless she started travelling to the airport the MINUTE she ended her WWE stream which is laughable

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>>42755970
Kill yourself you fucking faggot. Any true chumbud would want a Valentine's day stream.

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>>42755980
>the friends of my oshi are whores
Do you think she'd be proud of you?

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>>42753932
>>42754354

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>shitposting in a split for hours everyday
Damn can't imagine a life like that

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>>42756088
>>42755301

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>>42755932
I hope she collabs with homos on the 18th just to trigger the cripple and the unicorns.

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>>42756051
getting last year flashbacks about people totally sure there won't be a valentine's stream, this year for sure man

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>>42755932
We actually like and care about Gura here.

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>>42756090
Ok, Kiara and Ina are fine but you get the point. The other two are a bad influence for my shark child wife.

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>>42756076
At 8PM EST on Valentine's day, Gura will be participating in a full Myth offcollab instead of streaming, as confirmed by Kiara's schedule.

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I want to be a retard too.

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>>42756127
Based, it shall be the ultimate cleansing and only the real Chumbies will remain.

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>>42756160
Doesn’t seem like it

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>>42756129
>>42756176

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Why do I even bother coming here during SEA hours

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>>42756171
Gura isn't any better than them. All women are whores.

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>>42756108
hope he getting paid for doing this everyday

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>>42756176
>confirmed by Kiara
Okay where’s the Gura confirmation that she will not do a valentines stream on the 14th for JST or earlier for the 14th of EST?

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>>42755002
Stop obsessing about a Valentines stream. Bunch of fucking women, I swear

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>>42755932
Hey this is Fauna! I really do hope she'll stream on Valentines Day. I loved recording the Maid Cafe ASMR we did last year! But I wish her well either way <3

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/ggg/ is lacking cunny

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hi

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>>42756252
>waiting on a gura schedule
Don't hold your breath.

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>>42756176
>>42756218
at 8pm EST on Valentine's day last year gura uploaded an ASMR video with fauna, guess that means there was no solo... no wait... there was one!

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>>42755932
This, I don't get all this retarded hype. Let the girl have fun with her friends ffs...

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>>42756288
what's going on here????

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>>42756252
>implying she will even bother to talk about the collab in the first place
It'll just happen and there isn't a single thing you will do about it.
If she planned a Valentine's day stream she would've already talked about it by now since that day has a really special meaning and only if she really feels love for her fans she'd be able to be happy about streaming on that day.

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>>42756252
Gura's timeslot is 8PM EST. The time of that collab is the only Valentine's day that matters.

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>>42756176
>larper doesn't even know what happened last Valentine lmao

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>>42756288
Gurasaurus but she ocean

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>>42756349
guess last year didn't mattered because it was earlier then

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>schizo posting
>fake chumbuds who don't care about Valentines
>homobegging
Nice thread chumbies!

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>>42756288
the legendary w i d e dino gura???

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>>42756330
And that video was a live Myth offcollab, right? From Japan?

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>>42756337
>If she planned a Valentine's day stream she would've already talked about it by now
she shadowdropped last year's valentine's like a couple hours before

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>>42756349
oh nyo you're gonna trigger the Im JuSt HaPpIlY wAiTiNg FoR hEr ScHeDuLe fag again

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>Mori already announced she won't stream on Valentine's day
At least Gura is trying to be subtle. It's obvious that if Mori who is in a confirmed relationship doesn't stream on Valentine's day everyone would assume she'd be the onahole of her bf that day.

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We are never getting 2021 Gura back after all, huh? I wish I would have appreciated those times a lot more than I did...

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>>42756288
what did you do you monster!

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>>42756526
It will get worse. It always gets worse, it can only get worse.

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>>42756410
>gura can't do a member stream during an offcollab arc
she also did that last offcollab lmao

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>>42756361
>>42756385
>>42756330
Last year was plenty fishy enough, what with uploading a video at her normal time and leaving her entire evening open.
But it doesm't compare to this year where the "earlier" you keep clinging to will consist of:
Sleeping because it's night in Japan
Then getting together with Myth and preparing for the collab

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>>42756176
That does not mean there won't be a stream, retard. 8pm EST on 14th will be 15th in Japan already.

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>>42756410
Precisely.
obviously nobody here wants her return stream to be a collab since she basically never talks, but I'm happy she's been with her friends and meeting senpais and becoming an idol

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>>42756628
>Sleeping because it's night in Japan
lol

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Reminder that this:
>>42323300
>>42323389
>>42338586
>>42461267
>>42755932
>>42756259
Is the people obsessed with shitting up this thread thinking they are the target audience.

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>>42756618
Yeah she's gonna do a member stream at 4AM JP time retard.

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>>42756628
>moving goalposts
damn that's sad
>that absolute reach of a cuckpost
so I guess anyone not doing a 24H marathon on valentine's is a cheating whore then

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>>42756638
The only 14th that counts is the oneat tbe timethat Gura is sticking to: 8PM EST

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>>42756772
keep telling yourself that, I am sure someone will agree with you

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Anyone saying that she won't stream on Valentines is obviously a threadshitter but you have to be delusional to not see how being in the same house as all of myth and the Valentines stream potentially being her 2nd stream after a 2 month break means it won't be nearly as intimate as it would have been if she was back home.

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>>42756772
NOOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT ITS THE 15TH IN JAPAN REEEEEEEEE

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I can already see that if she streams on Valentine's this dude is going to change the narrative to "She only did it for the Valentine's money"

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>>42756707
yes, or maybe she'll do an afternoon JP stream which will be a morning stream on murica

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I see something happened to him over his gurame spam script so he switched back to being his usual threadshitting self, with the same old narratives

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>>42756660
Oh dear chumbie... she won't stream on the 12th but she will stream on the 14th and it will indeed be her return stream and it will be indeed a collab and she won't look at chat a single time and YOU ARE GONNA LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT.

If you didn't love getting ghosted and neglected you wouldn't be still here. Gura is the neglection holo for excellence.

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>>42756767
Who's moving goalposts aside from you.
Let me make it clear:
NO GURA STREAM AT 8PM EST ON VALENTINE'S DAY
NOT EVEN TIME FOR A MEMBER STREAM BEFORE LIKE LAST YEAR BECAUSE THAT OFFCOLLAB IS ALREADY A MORNING STREAM INJAPAN

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>>42756772
last year wasn't at 8pm...

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>>42756772
Ah well, if you, a random threadshitter, says so, I guess it's true.

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>>42756864
this bait is mid

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I-I'm starting to think we have someone that is mad Gura is returning with or without Valentine's streams

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>>42756839
A nice February 15th stream for both Japan and US. Yeah, that she would probably be fine with, unlike a Valentine's stream

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>>42756905
>s-stop shoving the truth in my face!!

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If we get no valentine's stream after having to endure a year of constant breaks and two months of no streams then I'll start considering switching oshi.
Though knowing the brat she's probably gonna do something erotic again making my penis and heart addicted to her again. Fucking kid.
Right now I'm choosing to trust the shork.

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What's his goal? To convince the ~70 people who use this thread regularly to drop her? We're basically a drop in the bucket

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the charges?
not granting goom perms more often

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im thinking gura just accepted the 15th collab time without realizing the timezones

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>>42756905
Because it's less bait and more boring old fact

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When she says she might stream on the 12th, do you think she was talking about NA or JP timezone? I've been imaginining she was thinking NA, but isnt it entirely possible that she's thinking in the timezone she's in? Meaning her return stream could even be tomorrow

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>>42756958
>knowing the brat
lmao you don't know shit.

>switching oshi
no wonder she doesn't want to stream for people who consider her a dancing monkey.

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>>42756958
irrational choice

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>>42756930
>anon can't into dates
she has the 14th of japan free, the collab is at the 15th of jp, a night 14th stream is possible

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Next narrative will be that Gura flew to Sweden in between 12th and 14th really fast, I can see it already.

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[Anonymous No.]

Screencap this and print it so you can add it to your suicide notes:
SHE WON'T STREAM ON VALENTINE'S DAY

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You guys must be arguing over something important
Didn't read the thread. I love Gura!

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The collab is at 8pm EST which is 10am JST. Why is this retard acting like doing a member stream 2-3 hours before is something impossible? I’m not saying she will but stop pretending it’s 4am over there

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>>42757067
Not worth reading it, the guy is actually angry and wants everyone else to know how angry he is

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>>42757087
Not to mention that she could do it during the evening of the previous day.

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>>42756956
>>42756970
It's just speculation on what might happen in 4 days, designed to upset chumbies in here, aka bait.

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>>42757087
reminds me of the random af 7am miku stream

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We like Gura because she's an entertaining character. We don't go parasocial and we don't care about who she fucks with off stream. We don't worry if a hurricane hits her home or if Mori drags her to a mixer with strangers or if she is pregnant because that's her private life. We don't care if she drinks herself to sleep every night or if she does drugs or if she does orgies because it's her choices. We don't care if she has health issues or if she's terminally ill because we respect her privacy. We don't care about her because we are real fans.

Forgot anything my fellow chumbuds?

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>>42757087
Yeah she's gonna meet up with them at 10AM on the dot 3 hours after everyone

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To think we used to institutionalize people like this. If only we could bring that back

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>>42757011
Let me guess, "she doesn't owe me anything"?

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His posts reek of fear and desperation. Why is he so afraid of Gura's return?

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>>42757206
You seem to have had a stroke retardchama

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>>42757242
Because you didn't drop her, everything is all about making people drop Gura

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>>42757206
they live like on the same floor my dude,7AM strem 2 and a half hrs long, also the collab will be delayed like ALWAYS

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2023 will be the year Gura becomes a Twitch streamer.

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>>42757242
he's been getting his doompost BTFO all month, he is basically throwing tantrums rn

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>>42757289
They're not doing a good job at it.

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>>42757289
All he can do is embarrass himself with retarded rrats that just get BTFO shortly after he spams them in here. You'd think he'd learn by now.

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I just goomed to Gurina dolphin porn again bros... Please send help...

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>>42757149
It's based on factual history

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>>42757376
Check out that artist's other doujins, bestiality is a wonderful thing.

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>>42757376
anon wtf

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>>42757339
>>42757374
>return stream is a collab

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>>42757428
>>42757376
kys

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>>42757415
Whatever you say, shitposter.

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>>42757466
Cry about it

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>>42757167
Yeah I'm not a mentally ill unicorn. Gura is just a cartoon girl and there's a million like her, she just happens to be the one whose design I like the most. As long as they keep the channel alive I don't even care if they change voice and even if she graduates I'm not gonna kill myself or die of depression because I can just watch my second favorite vtuber until I find something better to do with my free time.

Your mistake was to follow only one vtuber knowing she would eventually move on with her life and do whatever she wanted to do with whoever she wanted to. It's a you problem.

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Man I see the nijidox sent them into a frenzy

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>>42757428
I really wanted to see a preggo gura continuation

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>>42757509
>I'm not a mentally ill unicorn
You are, however, a samefagging moron.

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while we’re speculating
myth 3d debuts will be announced with the off collab

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>>42757592
>myth 3d debuts will be announced with the off collab
along with acrylic stands

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>>42757592
That'd be sweet.

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>>42757592
along with my new rope and chair kit

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>>42757592
most likely, haven't thought about that

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oh and before i go
i love gura and i’m a huge unicorn, unironically. no amount of shitposting will change that

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>>42757623
We're way past that by now. It will be keychains.

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/ggg/ just bores me nowadays,same schizo shit for years and counting

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Rrat: Gura is an actual shark

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>>42757754
Oh yeah? Where is her dorsal fin?

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Any news about Gura's adventures in Japan? The last thing I heard was her getting daily head pats from Ina.

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>>42757860
Not much considering they know she want to talk all about it herself.

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>>42757860
Someone mentioned that Watame meet Gura on studio yesterday

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>>42757754
meds

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dino beam to cleanse the thread

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>>42757860
>The last thing I heard was her getting daily head pats from Ina
that's literally the start of the japan arc and you are missing a lot

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>>42757911
I've seen this "Watame met Gura yesterday" post for several days now.

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>>42757888
>she want to talk all about it herself.
Lol no. She just doesn't want her fans to know anything about her at all. It's that simple. She won't talk about anything that wasn't already hinted by the others and the more they hint the more she has to make shit up and the more her jellybrain melts.

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>>42757982
She said that during mengen stream. Dunno, I don't have Watame membership. Maybe I'll try ask watamates on global later

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>>42757983
retard

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I wonder if the schizo will ever quit making predictions only to get fucked over time and time again.

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Somebody in discord knew hours in advance that she was going to make a tweet on the 8th.

This tweet: https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1623158227553914880

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>>42758128
?

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>>42758128
>Gura plans her tweets 8 hours in advance
Totally believable rrat. Ah wait, let me guess, it's that silly manager again, right?

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>Gawr Gura liked

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>>42758174
Either herself or a manager or somebody she talks to is leaking information on her activities.

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>>42757983
Stop making it seem like Gura is retarded

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>>42758228
Proof?

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>>42758228
I TRUST YOU 100%

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>>42758228

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>>42758228
Proof? Also people predict her tweeting/streaming/liking tweets every day of the week, just because some random got it right for once doesn't really mean anything

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>>42758259
She's not retarded, she just hates her fanbase with a passion, so much she literally melts her brain to make shit up to talk about with them.

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>>42758263
He linked to a Gura tweet bro. What more proof do you need???

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>>42758344
yeah, they always do this after getting ignored.

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>>42758307
>she just hates her fanbase

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GURA, GIVE US A TWEET. TALK TO US. ENOUGH OF THE RT'S.

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>>42758405
nyo

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>>42758405
She's sleeping like a baby right now

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>>42758405
Correction will come later. For now, enjoy the teasing.

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>>42757911
No, that guy has been posting that every couple of days but never gave any proof. The last time he mentioned it, it was conveniently a member stream.

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Wow she really is the Lex Luthor of EN

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>>42757860
Ame had a member stream the other day and talked a lot about her and Gura in Japan. You missed a lot

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>>42758401
She does and she hates you the most.

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>>42758639
oh nyo

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>>42756097
Holy cute, who is this?

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>>42758639
I'm surprised she doesn't hate me the most. I don't even like her romantically and I constantly talk about using her tiny body like a tight piece of sex meat. T u T

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>>42758639

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Actually, Gura hates me the most

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>>42758784
no me

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>>15168217
ohh nyo!!

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I want Gura to hate me the most...

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What are the pros and the cons of having sex with Gura for the sole the purpose of reproduction

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile in Taiwan...
https://twitter.com/KurumiPurarine/status/1622575187849007104

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>>42758841
No me

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>>42758927
pros:
>feels good
>you get to share a very intimate experience with Gura
cons:
>she's a child so she can't get pregnant
>her cunny is really small so it might be painful for her

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>>42758927
Pro: Sex with gura and sex with your future daughter
Con: Her pregnancy hunger cravings will probably be absolutely insane and drive you insane too

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>>42758947
I bet she's dripping wet from fantasizing about being raped like in a doujin

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>>42758966
But your post is about chumbuds hate you the most...

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>>42758947
>some of them trying to get a cunny shot

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>>42758784
>>42758841
>>42758966
No me

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>>42758947
What...what are those ojis gonna do to her next...?

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>>42758947
SHARKS DONT HAVE CLAWS
STOP THAT

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Uh oh chumbies

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>>42759397
Rape

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Buds I hate the "gaaaooo" pose so fucking much itmakes me want to bite my lips off.....

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>>42759397
https://litter.catbox.moe/rvm4v0.png

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>>42759334
Atlantean human-shark hybrids do.

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>>42759438
What will you do if Gura makes it during her 3D showcase stream?

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She's leaving...

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>>42759527
Punch my wall

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>>42759533
Goodbye Gura, you will be missed.

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>>42758450
With me

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>>42759533

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>>42759438
dont look

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Testing new soundpost

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>>42759696
Oh nyoo~~~
Chumbies please help me!

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>>42758947
>be samurai
>see the shark
>run away

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>>42759806
Damn brat needs tentacle correction...

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>>42759939
Samurai can't swim very well.

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>>42759819
Soft shark pussy. Pink on the inside TuT

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>>42759806
why does ina get everything i want in life...

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>>42759806
Imagine how bad it stinks under her tailpit... *SNIIIIFFFF*

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Sex with a fembud.

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sticker_15.png poster is my favorite chumbie

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>>42760029
Q-quit it! Don't look at it please! J-just help me get out!!!

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>>42760263

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I really don't understand how one person can be so monumentally deranged that they could think a girl that reaches 150bpm heartrate sitting in front of an iPhone camera would blatantly mislead millions of people about anything. She's scared shitless of small animals and is afraid of going to the vending machines in one of the safest countries on Earth. Get a life senpai.

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Funny how quiet it got all of a sudden. I guess it's bedtime in Jakarta.

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>>42760521
>implying the shitposter actually believes any of his own bullshit
He only seeks to bait chumbies and shit up the thread.

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>>42760829
That and the thread isn't being bumped for catalogfags.

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>>42760829
more like bedtime in japan. Gura's finally stopped shitting up our thread

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>>42760888
This goddamn brat! There is gonna be one hell of a correction when she's finally back!

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Made a couple more soundposts, just have to get a webm compressed to fit the file size limit

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Bae still trying for that Gura audience at 8pm est. Give up Bae, chumbuds are not gonna switch over to you. Can't wait for Gura to come back so she can put these bitches like Bae and Irys who keep trying to steal her audience in their place.

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Now he's false flagging as a chumbud

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>>42760871
And you retards enable it but responding to him for hours

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>>42760829
there's bigger fish to fry tonight

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>>42760888
>Gura is shitting on herself here, gets horny and finger herself while watching chumbies defending her.
Thoughts?

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>>42761078
plausible
kiara was getting off on seeing kfp defend her

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>>42761078
Sorry, I don't think.

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>>42758947
Can't believe this is the first time someone posted this. I noticed it 4 days ago. You guys are slow

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>>42760871
Well he's fucking good at it

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>>42761344
>3d

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>>42761367
he's been doing it for almost 2 years, he better be

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>>42761344
Why the fuck didn't you post it then?

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Gawr Gura Ch. of Hololive English will not host a live stream on the day of St. Valentine, the 14th of February.

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>>42761344
I mean, i saw it too and I'm not bragging about it.

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Pretty weird hill to die on

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is gura's comeback stream really going to be some stupid bullshit with subaru and ina?
christ...

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>>42761751
That's the 13th for JP. She is returning on the 12th (tomorrow).

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>>42761751
what stream is that?

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>>42761827
some dumbass thing on subaru's channel, it's probably going to be shit
https://twitter.com/oozorasubaru/status/1624005262507139074

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Chaps, anons, bros, chumbuds, what time will her valentines stream be in bri'ish bong time?

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>>42761751
Not really. It'll be the mixed collab on the 18th.

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>>42761903
dont know yet, just wait for her return stream

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>>42761903
what valentine's stream?

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What's this about collabs, I haven't been paying attention
Please tell me it doesn't involve Watson

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>>42761751
It's gonna be live sex with me, her boyfriend.

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>>42761903
Stream? what's that? is it oishii?

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I'm really looking forward to the Valentine's day stream, personally

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>>42762087
There's a collab with subaru, ina and kobo on the 13th jst (no time announced), and a myth offcollab on the 15th jst (14th 8pm ET)

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>>42762087
There's gonna be multiple off collabs in Japan in the next few days.

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There is also planned AmeSame Geoguesser collab. Probably more streams too.

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Cover knew she wasn't gonna be able to stream on Valentine's day if she was going to stay in Japan for the whole week.
Why did they send her now of all times?

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>>42762123
It was nice of Noel to let Gura borrow her setup

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I'm going to go get my bulk on with some Costco pizza. Later buds.

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>>42762255
They need to filter off the unicorns because there's too many of them and too little profit from them.

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>>42762242
that seems to be the main stream worthy of looking forward to, but I'd be shocked if there weren't more amesame offcollabs during this time period
luckily she's getting the ina collab out of the way with this subaru thing luckily so hopefully that's it on the boredom octopus

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>>42762294
Man I haven't had Costco pizza or hotdogs in forever. I used to go with my parents as a kid so it's nostalgia food for me.

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>go to /hlgg/
>there is "she won't stream on VD" shitpost for literally every holo
Baitfags are so fucking boring.

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>>42762184
Goddammit, man

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>>42762427
yeah, it's gonna be a shitty arc all around
hopefully once the other myth members leave japan we'll get more of just amesame and gura though

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I just hope she will do solo streams as well. All these collabs are exactly what I feared would happen.

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She won't have time to prepare for a Valentine's day stream with all the stuff she's working on.
It will be a collab with them talking about how busy they are and how sorry they are and just chatting for the rest of the stream.

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>>42762184
As much as I want solo streams I'm also excited for JP collabs.

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>>42762512
The Ame shit is what I have a problem with kek
You'd think 4 months later it wouldn't still hurt but you'd be wrong

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