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Maria, you've gotta see her Edition

>Teamup Schedule
https://teamup.com/kshzigpgucqeujnyxf
>Divegrass team
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//tsunX/

▼Former Tsunderia Members
>Inukai Purin - Mesugaki dog
https://www.youtube.com/@inukaipuwin
https://www.twitch.tv/inukaipurin
>Hoshino Char - Gunpla extraordinaire
https://www.twitch.tv/hoshinochar
>Kamiko Kana - Stinky NEET fox
https://www.twitch.tv/kana
>Ember Amane (Formerly Yazaki Kallin) - Tentative tiger
https://www.twitch.tv/emberworld
>Matsuro Meru - Sweetest person alive, recovering menhera
https://www.youtube.com/c/Meruru
https://www.twitch.tv/meruru
>Nini Yuuna - The embodiment of chaos, breadcrumb-sized braincell
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna
>Miori Celesta - Freaky deaky beertuber and your new girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/c/MioriCelesta
>Orla Gan Ceann † - Half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in
https://twitter.com/orlaganceann
>Amemachi Hanabi - The golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town
https://www.youtube.com/@amemachihanabi
>Tetsuya Kazune - Insomniac head popper and music dork
https://www.youtube.com/@tetsuyakazune
https://www.twitch.tv/tetsuyakazune
>Chikafuji Lisa - The giggling and screaming little sheep sister experience, music nerd
https://www.youtube.com/@chikafujilisa
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa
>Uzuki Tomoya - Choir kid, just how you like 'em; fffffflaming
https://www.youtube.com/@uzukitomoya
>Tsurugi Nen - Scuffed dream eater and dick confuser
https://www.youtube.com/@tsuruginen
>Amiya Aranha - Itsy bitsy spider mommy and certified retro hag
https://www.youtube.com/@amiyaaranha
>Umiushi Urara † - Garbage bin waifu, bane of Tsunderia and savior of /tsunX/
https://twitter.com/umiushiurara
>Yomi Cham - World's cutest wolpertinger
https://www.twitch.tv/yomicham
>Maria Paradisia - Spicy latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin
https://www.twitch.tv/mariaparadisia

>/tsunX/ Friends
Prism Project >>>/vt//ppg+/
Phase Connect >>>/vt//pcg/
Kawaii >>>/vt//pkg/
Shabel Tonya & Korean Vtubers >>>/vt//vnug/
AkioAIR, MYSPACE, and other small corpos >>>/vt//corpo/
Idol >>>/vt//jidf/
Hakos Baelz >>>/vt//rrat/
Onolumi & Retro Vtubers >>>/vt//vrt/
Moon Jelly - https://twitter.com/moonjelly0
Una - https://twitter.com/unamedch
Tsukimi B. Dohrnii - https://twitter.com/TsukimiBDohrnii
Virgil - https://twitter.com/Virgil_KoMETA
Duskward - https://twitter.com/duskward

Previous Thread: >>42696978

>> No.42724543
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42724543

Lisa lullaby ASMR
https://youtu.be/dIIA5TF4ju8

>> No.42724553

I don't think there's any single combination of words or image that can express how this stream is making me feel

>> No.42724648
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Squeezable and milkable

>> No.42724658

Only 165 days until Ami confesses her love for ME

>> No.42724685

She has to know what she's doing

>> No.42724722
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I miss my boyfriend.

>> No.42724869

This sheep is too fucking powerful

>> No.42724999
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42724999

Gentlemen, I have fallen for Maria Paradisia

>> No.42725218
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>> No.42725298
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>Milk
>That's a good trigger word
>Milk, milk, milk, milk
Does Lisa know?

>> No.42725402

>Squilk, squilk, squilk, squilk

>> No.42725421
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only three more months left...

>> No.42725595
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42725595

Giving Ami nonstop oral sex until she's hyper-sensitive and meowing in confusion

>> No.42725609

>>42724999
She drew that? Damn she's good

>> No.42725633
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Why does this sheep make my heart beat so fast?

>> No.42725684

If we get streams like this regularly I will never sin again

>> No.42725805
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>>42725402
Don't misquote her like that!

>> No.42726077

Sex
Sex with Amiya Aranha

>> No.42726109
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I miss her...

>> No.42726193

I feel like i want to work harder so i have good things to say when Lisa asks about my day...

>> No.42726317

>>42725609
Art is the bulk of her content as far as I can tell

>> No.42726333

My chest feels so tight right now, Lisa makes me feel things I haven't been able to feel for another person in years

>> No.42726688
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42726688

I also made an Ami version for Saturday

>> No.42726769

>>42725421
Losing Slugma and Orla has trained me for this, I will survive the year without my girlfriend

>> No.42727236
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I LOVE MARIA UUUUUUUUU I WANT TO SEE HER LATINA BUTTHOLE AND TELL ME IM A DIRTY SINNER

>> No.42727442

>>42727236
Kinda crazy that Maria got goslings so fast and Yomi doesn't have any yet. Unless Maria is the one making these posts

>> No.42727535

>>42727236
>>42727442
The best part of Maria is that she accepts your degeneracy without apprehension
t. sinner

>> No.42727908

>>42727442
Yomi has big potential but I've watched two streams of hers so far. One was two males jumping on stream and derailing it, and the other two were her playing Project Sekai with lots of dead air.

>> No.42728279

qrd on maria? I missed the stream

>> No.42728571

>>42728279
She's having sex with me regularly

>> No.42728737

Girlfriend live with the new ch*lla's art FotM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7agT5G1POtY

>> No.42729015

UOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>> No.42729039

>>42726688
Thanks anon, both are nice

>> No.42729099

>>42728279
>ESL, Spanish first language
>Does lots and lots of art comms
>Getting models for gen 4 kept getting pushed back and pushed back.
>Felt mentally drained by the whole thing
>PPP is a lazy, incompetent man who shouldn't be running a business (duh)
>Wasn't allowed to speak to Tsunderia talents outside of Gen 4
>Hates the term "latinx" with a passion
>Doesn't like what the witch did to "Custard"
>Going to be back with regular schedules around the 20th
Someone uploaded the stream here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1oL2SPTagBBEHUp8QrLvDqe2DjwpGHRpQ/view?usp=sharing

>> No.42729199
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>>42728737
Cute schoolgirl girlfriend!

>> No.42729733

>>42728737
dono to scare my broke girlfriend

>> No.42729849

Mio loved Cuckhold simulator too much

>> No.42729937

Does Lisa know how much mental damage she just inflicted to sheeple with her adorable whispery singing?

>> No.42730262

>>42729937
>damage
Speak for yourself

>> No.42730336
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>>42729849

>> No.42730475

I do not care for Mio's jk model

>> No.42730565

>>42730475
I agree it should be a JC model instead

>> No.42731383
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42731383

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1623880824654364672
Ami has based pizza tastes

>> No.42731735
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42731735

>I'm not very good at teasing... do you guys have any tips???
uh-huh. sure, mom.

>> No.42731998

Mio's music autism is showing

>> No.42732340
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42732340

We know what to scent the daki now.

>> No.42732419

>>42732340
I rather my daki smell like Ami's sweet pee

>> No.42732789

>>42732419
I prefer her sweat and pee

>> No.42732841

>>42732419
Eat some asparagus and do it yourself, coward

>> No.42732904

I wanna fatten Ami up on pizzas

>> No.42733072

>>42732841
I gotta remember to do this next time I go to the brothel, and to make sure I'm in ketosis too

>> No.42733228

bread
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

>> No.42733503

>>42733228
Imagine kneading Bread's belly with one hand and Tonya's with the other. God just imagine...

>> No.42733663

>>42733228
Imagine kneading Bread's loaves with one hand and Tonya's mosquito bites with the other. God just imagine...

>> No.42734444

>Yuuna's cat puked on her feet
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>> No.42735225

YUUNA LET ME DM FOR YOU.
Shame they won't let a male voice do it.

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>>42730475
t.

>> No.42737848
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>no girlfriend this weekend

>> No.42738749

>>42737848
Cuckold simulator took a lot out of her, she needs to recharge

>> No.42738847

Alright, alright.
I will fuck Mio's boyfriend ((You)) in order to make her feel better.

>> No.42739057

>>42737848
Mio gonna be with Bae this weekend

>> No.42739070
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>I AM GOING ON TRIP TO EAT

>> No.42739130

>>42737848
you might get off collab with ratto what the fuck more you want

>> No.42739513
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I love this spider too much and want to stay with her during frustrating parts of games and help her any small way I can

>> No.42739605
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Why this group is the most architect of all western chuuba?

>> No.42739780

>>42739605
Fat and sassy gals

>> No.42739880

GF is really broke
Complaining about full price games
Reminding people to use streamlabs instead of youtube
Multiple horror games with dono alerts
Mentioning that there was barely any alerts today

>> No.42740104

>>42739880
She is not broke but she spent a lot of money recently
Streamlab just gives her more money, everyone prefers Streamlab over youtube SC
Oh my good why she doesn't like cooomsuming goyslop #234342 for$80 no day 1 DLC included, fucking normies are starting to wake up on these AAA pricing too now
Dono alerts makes the horror stream more fun for her
If she really want to scam money hard she can always do a Donothon, which lowkey did already for the merch shipment

>> No.42740133

>>42739880
>barely any alerts
Thank god, shit's annoying and detracts from every game she implements it in. Sorry Mio.

>> No.42740507

>>42739880
>Multiple horror games with dono alerts
When was the horror dono alert spam? I missed it
Don't forget this flowchart too
>the more money she makes from streaming = less disapointed family is = less chance the force her to graduate earlier than she wants to = less chance they just give up on her and ship to some arranged marriage for the purpose to breed a grandchild that they can groom into the perfect child they couldn't have themself

>> No.42740667

>>42739880
>Complaining about full price games
In fairness, that is a valid complaint. When games are slowly starting to be sold for $70, complaints can be easily justified. Not everyone has the cash to blow on nearly every release.

>> No.42741046

>>42740104
Your not a journeyman
She’s fucking broke
That’s why she’s so menhera every time the chinks fuck her over

>> No.42741087

>>42741046
She is ""broke""
But yeah, merch took a toll

>> No.42741180

>>42740104
If ESLs like you didn’t have such shit currency she wouldn’t be so fucked over

>> No.42741350

>>42741180
Mio is not THAT broke

>> No.42741392

She's probably paying for merch production on credit.

>> No.42741605

If you are so worried about her finances then buy as much merch as you can and superchat more

>> No.42744262

Page what now?

>> No.42745010

>>42739880
I have not much context but I will support anybody complaining about full price games recently, $60 was already hella expensive and there is no reason at all to go $70 or even $80 with an incomplete game that will require 1-2 years of updates to be on real release state, and a lot of DLC that should have been part of launch's game.

>> No.42745638

>>42745010
I often wonder how kids nowadays actually buy games, back when shit was the equivalent of $40 you could reasonably save up for it or ask parents for money. I consider $70 and above extremely unreasonable even with a full-time job unless I'm buying like one game per 3 months tops.

>> No.42745697

>>42745010
Everyone is complaining about AAA price tags, including the people that would usually buy them without thinking because when it touch 3 digit $$$ on release day even their brain does "hold on"

>> No.42747478

not ready to die yet folks

>> No.42748098
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>>42741392
>getting credit for products that may or may not sell
>especially when you're sourcing from the Chinese
I seriously hope nobody does this

>> No.42748534
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the threshold is at it's weakest
perform the summoning ritual
it is mayor day

>> No.42748602

>>42748098
>>getting credit for products that may or may not sell
She is 100% sold out everything, thats for sure
The question is how much the chinese will have scammed in total by the end of this

>> No.42748668

>>42739605
Because we willed it to be so. Never underestimate /tsunX/ meme magic.

>> No.42749613
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>>42748534
*casts a spell to interfere with your summoning ritual*

>> No.42749828
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>>42748534
>>42749613
RENOUNCE PRIMITIVE OCCULTISM AND HERETICAL SORCERY
BECOME A FAITHCHAD

>> No.42750183
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>>42749828
Sorry Maria, John Paul II said that animism was based so I can cast my spells any way I want

>> No.42750454
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I don't want to architect Ami anymore, she keeps saying how she's soft and chubby already while still wearing small size clothes, I think she's at the perfect body type and she's happy with it and doesn't try to actively lose weight much
please let the spider rest and don't assault her with food anymore, let her stay soft how she wants

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>>42750454
You're right, we need to move on and prioritise other projects

>> No.42751477
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>>42750986
How can we leverage her steak cravings the best to ensure a consistent caloric surplus?

>> No.42751505

Jelly is getting scammed by chinkoids too now

>> No.42751698
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>>42751505
>4000 USD down the drain
Also isn't Wise based in London?

>> No.42751752
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>>42751698
Jelly is getting scammed by pajeets now

>> No.42751770
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>>42751505
PLEASE GOD LET THESE GIRLS STOP SUFFERING FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES

>> No.42751830
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>>42751752
But anon those are Estonian or maybe even FInnish names...

>> No.42751857

>>42751830
>London
>estonian
Why an estonian would move to a shittier country to start business?

>> No.42752329
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I miss Rei...

>> No.42752870

I'll wait until Tomo's next stream to make the final judgment but, looking at it right now, Tomo seems pretty gay. Seems like he's semi-quitting and staying at home to be malewife while the other dude be the breadwinner.

>> No.42753420

>>42750454
You are right anon. She does seem perfect and nice and smol and soft and squishy

>> No.42753538
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42753538

I miss her already

>> No.42754258
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>>42727236
Pre-marital anal sex with Maria!

>> No.42755277

>>42750454
this is a false flag from a sheeple. don't fall for it, buckos

>> No.42755683
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42755683

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>> No.42755789
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>>42750454
I'm an architect in that I like cooking for people, not overfeeding people like the meme lends itself to. I've cooked for people my whole life and can count on my fingers how many I felt appreciated it. Cooking new things for Ami and seeing her reactions, or surprising her with breakfast in bed, or with new baked goods, it's just a warm and fuzzy feeling.

>> No.42756372
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Yomi drew a cute sheepy
https://twitter.com/yomicham/status/1623943105027411970

>> No.42756714

Another day goes by where I will not be able to stroke and sniff Lisa's fluffy wooly hair while she whispers love songs to me, what's the fucking point

>> No.42757714

>>42751830
>Finnish
OH SHID JELLY'S GEDDIN FUGGED :DDDD

>> No.42757783

>>42756372
Very cute sheep, I hope she touches it up so the rest is as pretty and colorful as the eyes

>> No.42758555
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>> No.42759762

https://twitter.com/MariaParadisia/status/1624065167465013254
Literally asking for horny posts....

>> No.42759964
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>>42759762
I don't usually remember my dreams but like a lot of mornings I woke up grinding my boner into my bed like a horny teenager with thoughts of Ami running through my head

>> No.42759998

>>42759964
This but with Lisa for me

>> No.42761410

Cancelled my date tonight. The only woman I need is Ami.

>> No.42761747
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42761747

>>42761410
Was she at least not a nice girl or something

>> No.42761906

>>42761410
Based

>> No.42762007

>>42761747
No she couldn't get a baby sitter and talked about doing something with her kid i said maybe another time

>> No.42762140

>>42762007
You better donate a cool $100 to Ami tonight for saving you from some single mom date

>> No.42762358

>>42762007
It's good that she's willing to prioritize her kid. Good luck out there with whatever you end up deciding to do anon.

>> No.42763252

>>42759762
I will attempt to manifest Maria sex dreams tonight

>> No.42763526

>>42762140
It would have cost me 100 atleast
>>42762358
Thanks and yeah I agree

>> No.42763686
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>>42763526
You just reminded me I haven't actually gone on a date since my last relationship, almost 10 years ago now.

>> No.42763999

>>42763686
Woah that's a new gosling. If you wanna go the time is now. I've never had this many women actually talking to me on dating sites. I think as you get older you get a little less selective.
Unless you are Ami she's buckos only.

>> No.42764101

late night purin detected
Soon™
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZAU1cjel4

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>>42762358
Reminds me of that one time my date invited me inside and told me she left her kid with her ex. In that split second the reality that her child was sent to go hang with his dad while I fucked his mom hit me and I bailed. I'm sorry Mio, I'm not programmed for that stuff.

>> No.42764292

>>42763999
I'm a bit of an odd dude who really likes people in general, but isn't attracted enough to anyone to actually want to date them. Just haven't felt non-platonic love for anyone in ages now no matter how many people I befriended.

>> No.42764403

>>42764143
My female coworker told me single moms need to get banged out too. So that was cool.

>> No.42764409

>>42763686
Same, being funny worked to get friends and a gf or two in school, never translated well for me when dating and being social moved online and I kind of just gave up entirely.

>> No.42764414

>>42764143
>>42764143
>her child was sent to go hang with his dad while I fucked his mom
Genuinely have no idea how I'd feel about this either. I get that people have needs and that the kid probably didn't care since he's spending time with a parent either way but man...

>> No.42764550

>>42764292
>>42764409
I dunno online dating saved my autistic ass. I never could tell when women were interested romantically irl and didn't wanna bother them.
But if you wanna give online a shot now. As we're older women are starting to throw themselves at us. That clock is ticking for them.

>> No.42764588

>>42764409
>when dating and being social moved online
If body language isn't on the table I just fall flat on my face when it comes to flirting so I just don't try it. I type like a mega autist and never use emoticons so texting with me is uncomfortable for anyone who doesn't know me. As for dating apps, those just weird me out man.

>>42764403
based

>> No.42764652

>>42764414
She said she might be able to get the kid to stay with the dad for a few hours tonight for dinner. I don't know how I felt about that. I'm just worried we would be on a timer. I would feel more uncomfortable with banger her while the kid sleeps in the next room.

>> No.42764659

>>42764292
>>42764414
>Can I have a kiss goodnight mom?
>Sorry sweetie anon blew a fat load in mouth and I'm still finding bits of it in my teeth

>> No.42764667

>Cellis-berry steak?

>> No.42764728

>>42764588
>>42764409
It's funny we actually two confirmed non autistic people that can read a woman's body language on the vtuber board of 4channel. Crazy times. Glad we're all here and can bond over these girls.

>> No.42764790

>>42764652
Last time I was at a woman's place her cousin randomly showed up and I shot the shit with him for an hour or two while she did something else

>> No.42764859
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>>42764101
dohg is now gaming

>> No.42764871

>>42764790
Thats like some George Costanza shit.
Did she try to shoo him away?

>> No.42764994

>>42764871
Maybe a little bit but I started vibing with him about New Vegas so she just gave up and went to bake some muffins. I'm still friends with her, she's chill. Weirdly enough I even get along super well with her new boyfriend.

>> No.42765332

I wish I liked people.

>> No.42765783

Man it's been a bit over 2 years since I last dated and that only lasted like 3 months. The only person to make me feel any type of love since then is Lisa.

>> No.42765793

>>42765332
For me it happened pretty naturally after I fixed some of the shit that made me dislike myself.

>> No.42766354

I want to meet someone so I can have a daughter as cute as Purin.

>> No.42766412

>>42766354
Get Purin over here and give her an anchor baby

>> No.42766473

>>42765793
NTA I still hate myself but I've always liked other people and have developed romantic feelings towards people very easily.

>> No.42766570

>>42765793
I'm a decade deep into self improvement and I'm lonelier than ever. I had plenty of friends when I hated myself and treated people like shit.

>> No.42767825

Thinking of Ami sitting on my lap while we listen to the rain and pet the cats

>> No.42768167

Thinking about Lisa sitting on my lap and whisper-singing love songs while I brush her hair

>> No.42768302

>>42727442
Yomi is incompatible with my schedule. Maria is hispanic and anti-latinx so she's already a winner in my books.

>> No.42768520

Purin's food bloated belly...

>> No.42768586

>>42745638
I think the price drop when games moved to CD/DVD made people too complacent about game prices. Sure they stayed 50/60 for a long time but in that space they went from thick boxes with full color manuals and sometimes multiple discs to skinny plastic clamshells with maybe a post-it sized leaflet. Back in the cartridge era high end games easily went into the 70-80$ range and accounting for inflation they'd be well over $100 today.

>> No.42768886

>>42768302
I have never met any Hispanic people that use that term. It's Spanish, Hispanic, Latino, or Latina.
I'm pretty far left and know they what was made by liberals with perverted senses of idpol

>> No.42768971

>>42768586
Well said people forget those big square RPGs for the SNES were like 100 USD launch price at the time.

>> No.42768992

>>42768586
I remember reading PC Gamer in the early 2000s, with articles on how digital distribution was going to knock the cost of games down super low since they didn't have to print boxes and manuals anymore.
Funny how that didn't work on AAA games at all.

>> No.42769021

>>42764994
New Vegas bonds run deep

>> No.42769181

>>42768992
When free profit margins call, you gotta pick up the phone.

>> No.42769269

>>42768971
Yeah, and those were just standard releases without collector's editions with crazy figures, character busts, metal cases, artbooks etc

>> No.42769537

>>42769269
Yeah they had like a nice fold out map and that's it. They just had a ton of data on them.

>> No.42769576
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anon your boyfriend has a weird definition of 'in a little bit'

>> No.42769802

>>42769576
It's just really hard to find fresh milk in this economy okay! Same for cigarettes! And tobacco flavored milk!

>> No.42769835
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https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1624120790407839746
Why is she looking at me like that
Why is she showing her fangs

>> No.42769891

>>42769835
WHY DOES MY MOM WANT ME TO THINK EROTIC THOUGHTS ABOUT HER

>> No.42770330
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I hope Mio has fun in this short trip.
I don't even care if she can manage to do a stream at Bae place, that would be nice but i still just want her to have fun and distract herself

>> No.42771324

Im going mad with horny Ami has been making me this week.

>> No.42771514
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>> No.42771942

>>42771514
I know where I want to put my face

>> No.42772021

>>42771514
I'll eat both of them before I get the same fate

>> No.42772294
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>>42771514
>I see you in the karaoke waiting room buckos
>Scatter!

>> No.42772497
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Spidercat momwife is live! Celebrating 1000 meows with a cat stream!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPXyzmKzG1E

>> No.42772516 [DELETED] 

mom is meowing live, buckos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPXyzmKzG1E

>> No.42772572
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Why did she do it, bros?

>> No.42772638
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>>42772497
I love her

>> No.42772761

I didn't realize I could get more downbad...

>> No.42773117

What the heck
She's so adorable

>> No.42773250
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There's no way she can get sillier than this

>> No.42773295

Oh look at that day 4 of panda leech showing up to Ami's stream like fucking clock work

>> No.42773376
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42773376

I freaking love this spidercat

>> No.42773380

>>42773295
obsessed, amiya is having fun with her right now, she started doing this Nyan cover of an idol song because she showed up and gave her the input

>> No.42773394

This stream is reaching unprecedented dork levels

>> No.42773471

>>42773295
pandara is literally a bigger streamer than amiya

>> No.42773473
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42773473

>stop calling me a dork it's too early
This spider does things to me

>> No.42774006
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42774006

judging by the time she went to sleep Mio's flight should be in between the next 90 minutes - 3 hours

>> No.42774380

I dunno if I would get in a car with Ami

>> No.42774399

You DO drive, right?

>> No.42774509

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEEEE

>> No.42774518

>>42774399
Yeah, drive my spidermom crazy

>> No.42774554

>>42774399
of course
I don't own a car tho

>> No.42774935

There's no law against having a hot dog with your fish and chips, Ami

>> No.42774984
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42774984

Wieners out for Ami

>> No.42775074

If you're eating it with fish and chips you have to call it by its bong name, an insulated richard

>> No.42775306

Ami is peeing RIGHT NOW

>> No.42775394

>>42775306
yeah, me

>> No.42775450

>>42775394
why is she peeing you. how did you end up as urine?

>> No.42775643
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>>42773250

>> No.42775670

Ami...

>> No.42775683

Cat
She's a spider cat

>> No.42775692

>open Ami's stream
>prrrr I'm a spider cat and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance
The fuck have I missed?

>> No.42775740

I love when Ami gets aggressive and calls us mothermeowers

>> No.42775770
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>Garfield Kart
https://youtu.be/peqsgLPD3XE

>> No.42775915

>>42775692
She morphed into a cat at 1000 meows

>> No.42775971

>>42775770
>SMELL ME!
>I SMELL BETTER THAN YOUR GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY WOOOOOOO
Small dog, big energy

>> No.42776075

>>42775971
For me, it's
>Suck my doggy dick, bitch, you like that red rocket, huh?

>> No.42776398
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>You're in my web if you wanna be, and if you don't wanna be? Too bad.

>> No.42776966

Fuck I'm really hungry

>> No.42777170

Good news!

Ami is eating (You)

>> No.42777228
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>>42777170

>> No.42777404
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42777404

>Lisa wants fry
>"I can't spare a single fry"

>> No.42777922

>>42777404
I will give Lisa a fry but only if she uses her lips to take it from my lips

>> No.42777978

Luv me fat and sassy spidercatmomwife

>> No.42778242

I wish I was in Ami's tummy giving her a nice full feeling...

>> No.42778302

>>42778242
pervert

>> No.42778479

What is it about Garfield Kart that drives chuubas insane?

>> No.42778513

>>42778479
Just enough rubberbanding to be be the perfect dopamine denier

>> No.42778714

>>42778479
The game is a complete mechanical mess to play, just watching it doesn't do it justice

>> No.42779003
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Thank god for compressor filters that was LOUD

>> No.42779122

Ami is a broken woman

>> No.42779124
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This game is just schwamoing her brain, the cute Ami noises are off the charts

>> No.42779171
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>> No.42779188

i love unhinged ami

>> No.42779240
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I want to fuck Ami while she makes Pikachu noises.

>> No.42779260

>>42779240
why was it so sensual

>> No.42779435

>>42779260
Glad I'm not the only one who felt that

>> No.42779493

I'm glad I skipped that date but this stream is making me aggressively horny.

>> No.42779541
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>> No.42779550
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Sweet lord

>> No.42779665

I want to spend my life calling no other girl but Ami a dork.

>> No.42779741

>>42779541
https://youtu.be/_CRE-XdVvNA

>> No.42779943

We didn't even have to get Ami drunk today for her to tell us she loves us multiple times, and she is going to start drinking.

>> No.42780019

>>42759762
Does Maria have an R18 tag? Asking for a friend.

>> No.42780093

>>42780019
Searching her twitter for all relevant terms, it does not appear so.

>> No.42780217
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>Say a cruse right now!
>Do it it now curse curse curse!
Mom's a bad influence when she's all hyper

>> No.42780261

>>42780217
I got a laugh out of the fact that the only person to actually swear when she said that was one of mods

>> No.42780416

>>42780261
After the mods bonked that guys mispelling

>> No.42780547
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i freaking LOVE this woman and will do whatever it takes to make her happy. BRING ON THE BLOOD SPORTS

>> No.42780672

>>42780547
By far one of the sexiest edits she's done

>> No.42780814

>I wish I was playing Sonic right now
The Sonictism is strong

>> No.42780845

>>42780814
We can't save her

>> No.42780877 [SPOILER] 
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>>42780093
Guess I'll have to make do...

>> No.42780912

Ami is peeing AGAIN
>captcha is gr4ny
Hag love!

>> No.42781066

>>42780877
lewd as fuck

>> No.42781117

>not your momma's cat stream
>but I am your momma

>> No.42781134

>>42780877
Nice

>> No.42781237

It is Lion King time

>> No.42781872

she's our spidermom so it's ok

>> No.42781900
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>> No.42781959

Ami is OLD!?!?!?

>> No.42782019

ami is extra cute today

>> No.42782031
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>>42781872

>> No.42782032

>>42781959
HAG LOVE

>> No.42782064
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>>42781959
And that's a good thing

>> No.42782118

I fuckin love Ami bros.

>> No.42782344
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42782344

Who made Ami feel bad about calling chat old?

>> No.42782566
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Bros i cant stand it. i NEED to hug her so tight and let her know i love her

>> No.42782578

>>42782032
I really do love hags, they're so comfy and sweet

>> No.42782819

>>42782566
The NEED
2
SQUEEZE

>> No.42782979
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>>42779550
I need her

>> No.42783741

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BUCKO INSTRUMENTALITY PROJECT

>> No.42783748

Don't leak the singularity, wtf guys

>> No.42783816

Punished Lisa, a sheep denied a fry

>> No.42783858

>>42783816
She really could use one too

>> No.42783905

Damn she got really excited about the eating us to share our meal thing

>> No.42783916

Ami's fangs deep in my flesh...

>> No.42783922

>Actually putting the mic in her mouth now

>> No.42783943

>>42783905
Then started chewing on the mic

>> No.42784062

>>42783905
If Ami didn't have a vore fetish before then she probably has one now

>> No.42784246
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42784246

My seductive spidercat momwife...

>> No.42784263

>>42784062
That and being called a dork. This is like some weird emotional gangbang thing for her

>> No.42784283

>>42784246
She's in heat

>> No.42784585

How far will she go tonight, buckos? Place your bets

>> No.42784650

>>42784585
Sex on stream (with me)

>> No.42784678

>>42784585
Devouring me on stream, hard vore, full crunch, into the 3DIO mic

>> No.42784798

>You're very beautiful
>I'm a cat
Kek

>> No.42784877
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Damn I'm kinda jealous of the bucko's, having an oshi that's THIS parasocial

>> No.42784896

>>42784798
Streamers dodging super chats like that is always so funny to me. Ami is a master

>> No.42784924

>>42784678
Reverse birth 3dio.

>> No.42784944

Ami will never exercise

>> No.42785033

>>42784877
Ngl that's what I don't get the sheeple. Like Ami's a little freak who genuinely wouldn't surprise me if she wanted (well behaved) goslings for the attention alone. Lisa is very cute don't get me wrong but she's just being herself

>> No.42785191

>>42784944
>Q, with this here new weapon, can I say, destroy every Planet Fitness on Ami Planet?

>> No.42785207
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>>42784877
it's a curse and a blessing

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>>42785191
Fuck! Forgot to attach the image

>> No.42785369

>>42785191
>>42785265
>Ami makes an Ami Planet Fitness joke immediately after this is posted

>> No.42785380
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>Planet Fitness? I don't know anything about it

>> No.42785462

>>42785191
>"Ami planet fitnes
Is she here?

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>>42785191

>> No.42785917

>I have a hip and thigh complex

>> No.42785982

how can a single woman be so perfect?

>> No.42786042

>>42785982
>single
she is not single. she is married to me

>> No.42786071

>>42786042
Me as well

>> No.42786124

>>42786042
>>42786071
I made both these posts

>> No.42786182

>>42784877
It's a double edged sword
Before I stumbled into a web I was a gosling for another chuba for two years and I feel like that was healthier. I love Ami but she's placating parts in me that should really be done by an actual relationship. As a gosling it was always a vying for those feelings and wishing for them to be reciprocated. That in turn caused a me to engage in a lot of self improvement because I knew what I wanted and just knowing that girls like her were out there lit a fire under me. Now that I have a diet/imitation of something I really like via a virtual spider it makes it a lot more difficult to not just become passive in it all
Just my experience of course, others could be very different but I doubt I'm entirely alone on this

>> No.42786190

>>42786042
>>42786071
>>42786124
I need to stop replying to myself

>> No.42786245

>>42785982
Simple. She has similar interests + a cute voice and high enthusiasm. Then give everything an undercurrent of neediness. Guaranteed to make any lonely man in her niche swoon

>> No.42786317

Reminder that Ami streams so early daily so she can stop a bit after her husband and kids get home.

>> No.42786429

>>42786317
I want to believe this, I really do. But she goes way too hard for that to be the case. She could easily stream four or five days a week. She also doesn't have to be nearly as affectionate in the ways she is. I guess her ego could be like a black hole that needs affection but still I don't know.

>> No.42786455

>>42786317
yeah me

>> No.42786510

>>42785033
Basically you're not paying close enough attention

>> No.42786549

>>42786317
I feel bad for Ami's kids having to go to school on Saturdays

>> No.42786690

>>42786182
you are not alone. I'm going through the same thing, lost all interest on dating after I got trapped in the web. What's even the point when she's way nicer to me than any of the girls I've dated so far?

>> No.42786717

What did that guy get banned for?

>> No.42786764

Ami really has the pixar mom hips

>> No.42786772

https://twitter.com/BasedBug/status/1624187314447564801
Somewhat related. We're in here.

>> No.42786828

>>42786717
I think it was someone who just posted 'gay' in chat, message was deleted quickly

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>> No.42787756
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>15 minutes

>> No.42787850

I miss Ami...

>> No.42787852

I miss Ami...

>> No.42787856

I miss Ami...

>> No.42787870

I miss Ami...

>> No.42787890

I miss Ami...

>> No.42787911

>>42787756
My little sister is at that age when she finally starts exploring her body

>> No.42787913
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The one and only CHIIIIIIIIIIIkafuji LIIIIIIIIIIIsa has finished m*sturbating and is ready to party
https://youtu.be/2LfCtlHk_IQ

>> No.42788218

Something is wrong with Lisa's audio but I don't know about audio stuff well enough to articulate what it is.

>> No.42788220

It's really cute how happy sheeple make Lisa

>> No.42788321

>>42788220
One could even say it's symbiotic

>> No.42788341

>>42788218
She's just a tad louder than usual. Less compression?

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Lisa WILL be eating good tonight

>> No.42788384

[Good news]
Lisa's friends are going to feed her

>> No.42788396

>>42788321
And possibly erotic

>> No.42788466

LISA VALENTINES STREAM CONFIRMED, CODE RED

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>> No.42788522

>>42788376
yeah, me?

>> No.42788640

Pipniggers just don't stop do they

>> No.42788659

>Ram Ranch
>Feet pics
I wonder who could be behind these requests

>> No.42788667

>>42788483
This is why she needs to eat more Korean bbq

>> No.42788674

>>42788341
It's like a high pitched whine at the edge of perception.

>> No.42788713

Bless Papafuji

>> No.42788733

Papafuji love

>> No.42788839

I hate corncheese

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>>42788659
I love how she shuts them down

>> No.42789110

>>42788640
It boggles my mind that there are people who consistently show up to watch lisa yet 50% of their comments are about "that crazy rabbit"

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>corncheese is exactly what it sounds like

>> No.42789182

The thought of Lisa eating alone most nights is painful

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>>42789136
it's corn. with cheese.

>> No.42789207

>>42789188
And sugar

>> No.42789212
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Korean Corncheese

>> No.42789224

I want to spoil Lisa all the time

>> No.42789264

my little sister is so excited today

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>>42789188
>it's corn. with cheese.

>> No.42789437

>Tried to flip a tortilla with her hands and burned herself
Lisa...

>> No.42789440

>>42789212
>>42789188
this actually looks delicious... surprised americans never thought of this first

>> No.42789686

>>42789437
The embodiment of little sister experience

>> No.42789918
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42789918

What's YOUR favourite Lisa moment?

>> No.42790015

>>42789918
Personality test stream, it's what made her my oshi

>> No.42790112

Lisa will never play Dragon's Dogma again will she

>> No.42790148

>>42789918
https://files.catbox.moe/rfjk7p.mp4

>> No.42790262

>>42789918
That one time she screamed.

>> No.42790296

>>42789918
That time she was chuuni

>> No.42790347

Lisa just called me cute, later virgins

>> No.42790407

I'm literally collabing with Lisa right now

>> No.42790588

Why is she so amazing?

>> No.42790684
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42790684

Lisa's singing the Lisa song!

>> No.42790751

Every time she sings I fall in love with her again

>> No.42790756

>>42790684
I didn't realize that was BLEMISHED, sorry Lisa...

>> No.42790888

Almost fell asleep to Lisa singing ESPR, got a little too comfy

>> No.42790898

i don't care how zoomer or w/e this song is i've always loved it

>> No.42790912

These karaoke are gonna kill me I swear

>> No.42791359
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42791359

>Why do I tire of counting sheep
Incredible how her model actually tracked her eyes rolling right out of her head

>> No.42791769

How did God put so much talent in one little sheep?

>> No.42791855

>>42791769
i didn't do shit, anon. that's all on her hard working nature.

>> No.42792462

She's too powerful

>> No.42792588

>Sleeping with Sirens
>Throwback
Ouch

>> No.42792973

What was the line that made her gasp?

>> No.42792980

I love flustered sheep

>> No.42793030
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42793030

This song...

>> No.42793437

Holy shit it's been a while since I've heard this song

>> No.42794295

Duvet...

>> No.42794703

New thread
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