/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

PICK ME ME ME

[Anonymous No.]

Ok I picked her!

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, I pick her. What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
1. unlike kiara, your oshi will never love you, cuck

2. unlike kiara
you will never be loved, jealous whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684789
Penis tuoches vagina in a big and exciting way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684827
The only thing Kiara loves is Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

Based orange woman, I pick you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
Why yes, I will pick her

[Anonymous No.]

is it time for another /ktg/?

[Anonymous No.]

Wow Good thread op (PICK BETTER BAIT NEXT TIME U DUMB ASSHOLE)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
If you want a hateful relationship then Kiara is not for you. Try somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42685143
Troonjisanji would be the right place for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684899
yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
>PICK ME
Seething woman made this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
I'm jealous of kfp

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
>harmless appreciation to her own fans
>create a thread to mock her being ME ME ME
why is /vt/ like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42685431
Nijiseethe because their whoretubers openly hate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
kiara loves the idea of being loved she doesnt actually love the person doing the loving

[Anonymous No.]

wtf I love Kiara now. I loved her before but I love her now too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42685431
NuTeamates can't comprehend what it's like to watch someone who appreciates them, please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
terms that this board doesnt understand the definition of:
>fujoshi
>yumejo
>pickme

add to the list anons!

[Anonymous No.]

Kneel to Kiara you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

I have never been convinced that the phrase "Pickme" has been uttered by a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
Kiara has been loving kfp before you faggots decided to add pick me girl to your limited vocabulary, retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
That says "YOU"

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>>42686189
There's no surer a mark of the hambeast. You could clamp bread slices around the OP comment and call it a bacon sarnie.

[Anonymous No.]

I would pick her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684827
Deflecting KFPiss, you know your whore of an oshi doesn't truly love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
someone should post in the twitter replies that one BIG kfp

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
>Please pick me, KFP
>Yes Kiara, I'll pick you
>this is somehow a problem
??????

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>>42684772
nigger she is talking to her fanbase, they already picked her. how retarded are you?

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>>42689854
Uses as a pic the one that ditched her viewers one Christmas stream and dedicated the other to her haters for the sweet views.

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>>42686002
I genuinely don't think that its the work of Teammates. I think it's sisters or fans of other companies that hate it when a vtuber genuinely loves their fanbase.

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>>42684772
t. Ugly seething roastie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42689854
cold chicken...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42694094
>>42691501
Based move from my queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
She will die alone with cats

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>>42686044
Anyone posting about a "pickme" is probably an unlovable femoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>woman wants to be picked
>gets picked
>this is somehow an issue
???
The only women who use the term pickme are single femcels that fell for the independence bullshit. lmao work a slave job career your entire life 9-5 or more every day and return to an empty home at 50 no husband no kids to look after you
lmao but the pickme is losing somehow? haha

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OP, I'm sorry to hear that your oshi doesn't show love for you like kiara does for her fans.
It's okay, if you someday want to feel appreciated, kfp will always welcome you with open arms. We believe people can change for the better.

[Anonymous No.]

stop taking bait retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
(you)

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>>42684772
i pick her and join her membership just to spite you.

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>>42695371
Cope, those kind of women are annoying
>OMG PICK ME, IM NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER WOMEN, IM SUPER UNIQUE
they're fucking annoying and cringe

t. Man

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
>the one that actually likes he fans
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42696352
You will never be a man, tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

I am sorry your oshi doesn't show you an ounce of appreciation :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>42696352
You will never be a man

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>>42684852
>>42685566
Thankfully there are truthpilled anons who get it

[Anonymous No.]

>it's okay for a man to try his dakndest to appeal to a woman he likes, even to the point of fucking over his fellow man to achieve
>Yet somehow when a woman tries to do the same thing and become/is more or less the ideal woman to a man it's a bad thing
This is just a hambeast/femcel/woman thing right? I don't get how a woman trying to appeal to man is a bad thing

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>>42696352
You will literally never be a man, tranny.

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>>42685566
You mean like every single VTuber saying that they love you?

Woah no shit retard, but I still do not get why you are only like this towards Kiara, and not any other VTuber, heck you probably superchat or have a membership a chuuba that doed the same

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>>42684772
"That stripper really loves me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>42685566
So pretty much this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBtYlhNXhh8

[Anonymous No.]

if i pick her can i touch her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>42700037
Wow anon discovers the mindset of every single streamer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42696738
Here is another truthpill
>>42698658

[Anonymous No.]

She also probably loves the guys that fuck her off stream. She did say something about birth control pills.

[Anonymous No.]

KFPiss are fucking pathetic. Imagine having access to millions of women online and you choose Kiara. Truly brainlet behavior. Guess sunk cost fallacy is that strong. Shoulda picked a winner like Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42702317
you mean the streamer that doesn't stream? is that a good choice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42702317
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
i picked her to piss off all the whiners here. found out she isn't that bad, so thanks for advertising.

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>>42696352
Why are there Crystal Cafe crossboarders in the Kiara shitpost thead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42702127
>Kiaraschizo is thinking about other men's dicks
Okay fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>42702317
>Muh Gura
Ogey falseflagger

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
So, is true her roomate worked in a jav?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42704224
hi seagull
say hi to the kiara antis there for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42704224
No, just wrestling

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
>Ha! Look at KFP having a nice and caring oshi. Good thing my oshi never tells me she loves me.

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>>42684772
Unironic chumcuck post kek

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>>42684772
Is pick me an unironic good thing? Because I only ever see it used in response to positive interactions with the community and I kind of assume the poster is some kind of bitter tranny or femcel.

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>>42699928
at least my stripper acts like she loves me
My stripper > your stripper

[Anonymous No.]

>>42704657
>I kind of assume the poster is some kind of bitter tranny or femcel
So the average Kiara anti LEMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>42704523
Not even gravure? Boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684852
Damn, you didn't have yo do 'em like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42704640
"pick me" is homobeggar terminology, aka women

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>>42697345
the only conclusion I can reach is that they are so shallow they think male attention is a finite resource

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>>42684772
seethe i am honestly proud of her she is the only hololive EN who appreciates her fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
Kys teakek

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>>42684772
alright, i will pick you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42686044
This board also doesn't understand the definition of a idol, but that doesn't stop them calling Kiara one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684852
I love Kiara too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42708077
Stream Sparks

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>>42708245
Fun song, still not an idol.
if it makes you feel any better she was one at some point in her life

[Anonymous No.]

>>42708077
No holo fits the definition of an idol.

t. Idolchad

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>>42709538
In the traditional role, yeah, a couple do fit some of the criteria but not all of it.
In terms on neo-idolism, there's a couple.

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>>42709538
What about Gura she's done everything to be an Idol
>performs on stage
>interacts with fans
>doesn't interact with males

[Anonymous No.]

>>42710350
0/10 bait. Try not using Gura for this next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>42710492
i'm not wrong.

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>>42710144
>Neo-idolism
A term made up by retards that know shit about idols. You are an idol or you aren't, simple as that and no holo is an idol. They don't even come close.

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>>42710579
-10/10 for doubling down

[Anonymous No.]

>>42710762
It's easier to give a definition that sounds like idols, than to have retards keep diluting the original meaning of the word over there retarded arguing.
Unless you're just baiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42710762
If you forced an AKB48 type idol into a streaming-only career you'd pretty much get Kanata

[Anonymous No.]

Jap wikipedia definition of "idol"

> "Idol" refers to singers, actors, celebrities, etc., whose sales are dominated by passionate fans who have romantic feelings for them. The difference between an "artist" and an "idol" is that for an "idol" there are only minimal expectations for singing, dancing, and talking, with other aspects such as appearance required to make fans feel romantic feelings for them.

https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%A2%E3%82%A4%E3%83%89%E3%83%AB

[Anonymous No.]

>>42711073
-20/10 for new Ip and using wikipedia

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>>42711122
-30/10 for insisting on your own made-up bullshit definition of idol that does not correspond to how the word's used by anyone other than you

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>>42710970
I'm not going explain a term that has been around for more than 20 years. It's futile to try to make the 99% of retards in this board that came to know about idols when holoEn debuted understand whan being an idol entails. Just look at the guy saying Gura fits the idol definition kek

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>>42711073
>Wiki
Thanks for the laughs!

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>>42711193
Realistically speaking, I can't even tell what that one anons definition of idol even is so I'm pretty sure he's shitposting in a way to make you upset
I bet you that if you actually ask him to define it he won't be able to give you one other than "not gura/not hololive/not ..." etc

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>>42709538
Rushia did. She even had the boyfriend yab and abrupt termination arc.

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>>42711224
Which is why it's easier to say some are "neo-idols" because it means nothing but it keeps the actual idea of idols uneroded by misunderstood retards.
Would you rather the definition of idol slowly change to whatever these seaniggers pretend their Oshi is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42711224
わかった!じゃぁそれで、日本語で教えてもいいんだよ、古参ヲタ先輩!お願いします m(_ _)m

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>>42711345
>>42711483
He's definitely trolling. I am pretty sure that anon is the one from a few months ago who was trying to claim that the American definition of Idol is the correct one.
He's a homobeggar as well.

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>>42702714
Because Kiara is white and they never will be.

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>>42711483
Not to defend SEAnigs but they know much more about idols than EOP retards that has a holoEN for an oshi lmao. Now I remember how much niggas seethed about Kiara saying hololive aren't idols.

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>>42712659
>Now I remember how much niggas seethed about Kiara saying hololive aren't idols.
That's when I lost faith in this board. Imagine implying fellow Idolchad Kiara's definition of an idol was wrong.

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>>42697345
Because if other women start doing an effort to get men (and succeed) , then they themselves have to put some effort to get men, and we all know how lazy these whores are

[Anonymous No.]

>>42713003
The problem was that Kiara's comments were coming from her own dissatisfaction with the industry, and her bucket crab mentality kicked in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
Pick mes are based because they picked you to pick them.

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>>42713497
Doesn't really matter when she was absolutely correct

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>>42713799
It kinda does matter since her crab bucket mentality has led her to try and sabotage some of the EN girls that still aspire to be performers.
Even if they're not technically Idols, it seems like Kiara doesn't like seeing people not have to struggle like she did.

[Anonymous No.]

Do w*men really get mad about a streamer who appreciates the people that let her make a career out of playing video games and hanging out with cute girls

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>>42714273
>try and sabotage some of the EN girls that still aspire to be performers.
I don't watch Kiara or any ENs. Proof of that claim?

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>>42714273
what the fuck is this gibberish

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>>42714383
I'll grab the doc from the archives, it should still be up, but the qrd
>M*ri
Just a bunch of the usual takamori forcefulness, but a lot of nitty gritty shit behind her reason ghosting Kiara since it was starti to cause harm to her music agreement with cover, also why once m*ri had actually established herself she threw Kiara a bone.
>Gura
Just small shit here and there, honestly this part seemed more like cope
>Council
Collectively grouped info since a lot of it is very similar experiences with Kiara, but beyond Kiara forcefulness to try and get yabs, which can be chalk it up to "her personality", there just a lot of clips and member stream rips of the girls mentioning weird shit Kiara has suggested for the girls.

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>>42715426
I can't tell if this is schizo rambling or autistic bookkeeping

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>>42715426
Nigga I asked for PROOF. Do you know what that is?

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>>42714353
Did you miss the chaturbate thots losing their shit over Melody's original appearance? She got there because she was 1) novel and because she was 2) kind to her audience of autistic weirdos circle jerking on a porn thot site.

Women who demand the most of men absolutely lose their shit when somebody demands less and gets more.

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>>42684772
>uses birth control
lmao

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>>42684772
>orange woman loves her fans
>schizos sperg out about this for no reason
My oshi loves me, and it feels pretty good.

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>>42717700
If you weren't an illiterate troglodyte that needed everything to be in a video format you would've read the first couple lines of my post.
Give a nigga a second

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>>42718639
>orange woman loves her fans
I don't watch Kiara or any ENs. Proof of that claim?

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>>42684772
show your rancid tits you sagging cow

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42720215
She said so, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684836
What the fuck did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42721250
I'm Kirara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
That's not suicide Pippa in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
I enjoyed her son DO U? at first, but then when I actually paid atention to the to de video I realized... she was singing to herself, she is in love with herself, DO U its the MEMEMEME in the purest form

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>>42684772
Pippa nigger deflection thread

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>>42684772
god i hate this big nosed whore so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
Lmao this shit is still up. Hey any anons here play genshin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42732191
yeah I have a C6 Ganyu

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>>42684772
Isn't that the whole point, her fans want KFPickme to KFPickthem?

From the one most likely to do it if things get rough?
Unless they're a man lmao?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42722936
KFPickme deflection post

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>>42720039
Okay it has been several hours and the archive has not been posted, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>42714273
>>42715426
Over 6 hours has passed and this delusional retard has not posted the doc...
RUMAO kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>42715426
Mori's better off without lesara

[Anonymous No.]

t. KFP Employee#666 Apostle of the Round Table

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
Ok. I pick her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42738650
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>42738579
Nice deflection post, but that still does not change the fact that the doc has not been posted, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>42738661
i am photograph btw

[Anonymous No.]

well there's no where else on the internet to post this but youtube has been spamming me clips with kiara in them and i can't stand her

does anyone else get annoyed by how she talks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42738579
>When Kiara is not there, the Connor and Lean yab happen
I get it you thrive on drama, so you need Kiara away from Mori, so that Mori keeps on getting into drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>42738946
>I am photograph
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>42739009
Stop watching Pippa, her fanbase has large overlap with KFP, which probably is why YouTube recommends it

I am not annoyed by her voice, because I am not a seething delusional schizo

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>>42684772
>PICK ME

As opposed to someone who... doesn't want to be picked?
Why would I watch a streamer who *doesn't* want to appeal to their audience?
Fucking brain damaged westoids. You people are living in hell. This is not a metaphor, you are literally in hell right now.

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>>42738946
You have a nice ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
>Appealing to your audience is LE BAD
Do you faggots really?

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>>42738912
Hi, >>42738579 here. I'm not hasn't-posted-the-promised-doc-that-definitely-exists-trust-me-guys anon, retard.
If I were, it would have changed that by now

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>>42739099
>so that Mori keeps on getting into drama
Wait you thought those were drama? As in actually a problem?
Damn bro, ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>42739912
>I am not him, I just agree with his delusion just after someone called him out
Yeah that does not make it any better, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>42740182
>I just agree with his delusion
I thought they were anti-Mori, are you saying they're pro-Mori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42739243
> seething delusional schizo

lol you don't have to be mad about it bro

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>>42740293
>Just a bunch of the usual takamori forcefulness, but a lot of nitty gritty shit behind her reason ghosting Kiara since it was starti to cause harm to her music agreement with cover, also why once m*ri had actually established herself she threw Kiara a bone.
Where the fuck is the anti Mori sentiment in this, it is anti Kiara

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>>42740426
>Lol you mad
Nice projection

[Anonymous No.]

>>42740558
no i was fustrated which is why i posted that post to see if there's anyone else like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>42740717
>I deliberately posted to seethe about orange woman on /vt/, but I am totally not mad, but instead frustrated
RUMAO, whatever you say schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>42740504
oh, fuck.
In that case carry on

[Anonymous No.]

>>42686044
cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>42686044
unicorn, gachi, idol, parasocial

[Anonymous No.]

>>42740887
okie don't tire yourself out buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42739009
You've been cursed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42737834
>>42738334
Yeah soz, got hectic and work and couldn't chill /here/
Either found and, it's definitely a mix of schizo and autism
https://files.catbox.moe/0cqmj9.pdf

[Anonymous No.]

>>42710350
>Gura
>interacts with fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>42742493
>Downloadable image
Kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>42742933
Meh, autist tend to forget Pastebin and docs are a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>42737556
>Pick me
Seething femoid detected

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>>42694196
Won't we all? With or without pets. What's your point?
I've always said it: Kiara is the most parasocial of the big vtubers and is extremely happy to be watched and loved by so many people.
You have to experience loneliness and defeat before you can appreciate success.
I only wish she would drop the chicken voice.

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>>42704657
Yes and yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
Online woman shows love for the people who watch her and provide for her.
Somebody else seethes.
I WONDER WHAT KIND OF CREATURE IT COULD BE

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
I pick her

[Anonymous No.]

>>42742493
Jokes on you, i'm into that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42738946
You are a nice ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>42684772
These posts feel like blatant falseflagging now

[Anonymous No.]

I will calm down.

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>>42684827
>Girl whose fans revel in the fact she's an out lesbian "so she'll never cheat on me hurrrr"
>She "loves me"
ACTUAL STATE OF KFP, do you fuckers EVER think?

[Anonymous No.]

Rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>42753991
Wait, you mean to say she's not ROMANTICALLY in love with all of us but also just me??

[Anonymous No.]

>>42710350
isnt Gura fucking dead ?

[Anonymous No.]

cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>42753991
>Platonic love does not exist, it all has to be sexual
Lol, Coombrain