/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Slytherinbros...we just can't stop winning, can we?

[Anonymous No.]

only whores pick cucklytherin

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I am in Gryffindor. I'll save you

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Based Muggles and MUDBLOOD BTFO

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Migo is next...no way she won't end up with us as well slitherchads.

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Why do they all like the villains instead of the heroes?

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Do we have a count on which holos are which house?

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>Cute hag is a ravenclaw autist
Make way for the queen

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>>42616487
>green robe
anon...i have a bad news for you

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>>42616550
Slytherin ain't villians, they're just very self-centered and thrive on power. They're still fairly honourable

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>All the cunts go to Slytherin
How am I not surprised?

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>Ravenclaw
Mio

>Slytherin
Moona
Pekora
Subaru

>Hufflepuff
Nene

>Gryffindor
Lui

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>>42616567
Slytherin: Pekora, Subaru, Moona
Gryffindor: Lui
Ravenclaw: Mio
Hufflepuff: Nene (she RNG'd her last reply though)

Don't know if any other holos have played it yet.

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>>42617066
>Gryffindor: Lui
I always know hags are the best

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>>42617066
Fuck that's so character accurate

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>>42617057
>>42617066
Sasuga Nenechi

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Slytherin Miko and Subaru feel really out of character, I see them more as Gryffindor or Hufflepuff. Personality-wise the only true Slytherin in HoloJP would be Pekora and Suisei.

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>>42616623
I have a bad news for you as well, esl-chama...

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>>42617477
Personality doesn't necessarily matter, what matters is really shit like their goals and honourary actions

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>>42617477
Slytherins that pretends they are Gryffindors are the WORST

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>>42617477
Miko wasn't sorted yet, should happen in a few minutes from now.

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>>42617066
To be fair, leaving it to rng is a pretty hufflepuff move.

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>>42617477
>Personality-wise the only true Slytherin in HoloJP would be Pekora and Suisei.
You forgot Rushia

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>>42617785
The biggest judas in the franchise was a Gryffindor, so...

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>>42617785
I can see that, Rushia would be Pekora's retarded sidekick.

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>>42617872
Nice one, sir.

Also tfwno Merula chuuba.

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My Hufflepuff picks: Nenechi, Sakamata, Luna, Fubuki

>>42617906
Would try to betray her at some point too, and almost suceed, but in the end her own actions would bring her demise.

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>>42618185
>Fubuki
Agree with the rest but I see her more as Gryffindor. Korone would be the perfect Hufflepuff.

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>>42618396
yeah, I can see Korone as a hufflepuff

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>>42618396
I was considering Korone too, but in the end thought she would fit in Gryffindor more. Similarly with Watame.

If you put Korone in Hufflepuff you need to put Okayu there as well.

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>>42616623
you gotta learn to read nigga.

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>>42617733
you say that like Miko isn't gonna autopick snekbro house.

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>>42618595
Okayu belongs in the house who's common room is right next to the kitchen. She's the most Hufflepuff Holo around.

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Everybody is picking Slytherin, guess Rowling accidentally turned them into an underdog by shitting on them too hard

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>>42617057
>>42617066
Nenechi..

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Migo sorting ceremony starting NOW.

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>>42618963
Slytherin is easy to end up in because it's easy being evil.

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>>42619233
>muh Slytherin is evil
Nah, that's just Rowling's poor writing and basic shitter just assume that

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>>42619138
there we go

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>>42619434
hold up anon, let Migo cook.

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SHE PICKED 野心 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SLITHERBROS WE EATIN GOOD

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>Ravenclaw
Mio

>Slytherin
Moona
Pekora
Subaru
Miko(new)

>Hufflepuff
Nene

>Gryffindor
Lui

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>>42619455
ok nvm

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>>42617477
Why is it so hard to believe Miko is Slytherin? Shiraken houses have been known for a while

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>>42619519
I almost thought we got to cocky. Almost.

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They should've just implemented the same quiz from Pottermore at the start of the game instead of this basic 2 questions with obvious answers

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>>42617477
Harry Potter was originally going to be put in Slytherin y'know.

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>>42617477
Explain Merlin then, nigger

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>>42617057
>>Slytherin
Moona
Pekora
Subaru
Most based house

[Anonymous No.]

Numberfags are natural Slytherins. Why is it so hard for people to understand?

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Tbh I think the answers are kinda rigged in favour of sneks for jp chuubas. The good old idol attitude of always giving it your best, aiming for the stars makes 野心/ambition a pretty safe and obvious answer. 勇気/courage might sound a bit too much like they're praising themselves so they don't really want to claim they're courageous, even if they value courage like Miko said when she was thinking about the choices.

好奇心/curiosity would in a way just be a repitition of the earlier studying/exploration question, and while 忠誠心/loyalty might be nice, it doesn't really match the usual viewer/chuuba relationship because it's the viewers who are expected to be the loyal ones.

>>42619792
Yeah, would've been more fun at least for streams.

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>>42615957
That school decision is really lazy. One question and it's so obvious which answer leads to which school

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ofc most streamers get into Slytherin
It just proofs that they all have a huge ego and are insufferable irl

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>>42617477
>Miko’s signature game is GTA where she plays an amoral psycho
>Subaru’s is Sausage Legends where she plays with pseudo snakes
>not Slytherin
Yes, they are.

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>>42617066
>RNG'd her last repl
that what Hufflepuff do

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Niji
>Ravenclaw
Kanda
>Slytherin
Hayama
Hayase
Hisui
>Hufflepuff

>Gryffindor
Ex-Albio
Belmond

774
Patra- Ravenclaw
It seems like women like slytherin and men like gryyfindor

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>>42615957
>compulsive liar
>Slytherin
lore wise

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>>42620375
Ambition means you want to accomplish things, not that you have.

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>>42617477
Slytherin is full of elitist dickheads. I'm sure Miko and Subaru will feel right at home.

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>>42616676
>Slytherin ain't villians, they're just very self-centered and thrive on power. They're still fairly honourable
It is such an easy sequel hook to have a Slytherin hero with a Gryffindor villain. The idea being keeping the personality types the same per house but showing how evil comes in many forms. Yes, i am aware that there were good guys in canon Slytherin , but they weren't heroes.

Slytherin is just crying for a Batman-type anti-hero.

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shiraken already enter the dorm first
Micinet Slytherin

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>>42620552
I thought Patra was hufflepuff

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>>42621166
She got Ravenclaw, but she chose Hufflepuff because that's where she was sorted during the VWW collab.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: "Men" taking astrology (forma de Hogwarts) seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>everyone in Phase Connect has picked Slytherin, except for the one talent who's playing it offstream instead.

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>>42620552
Never thought women were cold psychopaths.

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>>42619559
Yeah I knew about those tweets, that's why I was sure Miko would have chosen Slytherin in the game. I figure that's some sort of personality test, but I don't see how Miko and Suisei's answers could be similar enough to give them the same result. Might be wrong, but I feel like Miko forced some answers because she wanted to be a Slytherin rather than letting the test do its thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Slytherin the rapist house? I have never watched harry potter

[Anonymous No.]

why the majority of potterhead are woman? was it because Daniel Redcliff?
like if youre going to Hogwarts world in Universal Studio it's all woman and little kids

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>>42615957
Now I know what Yagoo asked them in the interview

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>>42622199
It was one of the only personality traits back in the day, anon, and they grew up to be coomsumer females since they didn't get married nor had kids

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>>42622180
It's the house where all the evil people come from in the books. More generally it's the house of ambition, full of people capable and willing to take what they want and do whatever it takes to achieve their dreams.
So yes, it's the rapist house.

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>>42622199

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>>42617057
Now I know Hufflepuff is the best house and Gryffindor is for nerds

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>>42622199
Women never grow out of the mentality of children.

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>>42619434
Truly house of the elites

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>>42622441
malay sorry

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>>42619488
Add some in ur list dude
>>42619559

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>>42622199
Brits and Magic
It's the same as vampires and werewolves to them

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>>42619488
Kek
Slytherin is just the old minecraft kensetsu

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>>42621463
Shion = Ravenclaw

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>>42620025
Wasn't that because he can speak with snakes?

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>>42620552
Ange went ravenclaw

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Yura from PRISM is about to start the game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWj8-z-dakI

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>>42623150
Nah, according to Dumbledore, Salazar Slytherin would have prized a student like Harry for "cleverness, resourcefulness, determination, and a certain disregard for the rules."

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Astel is Ravenclaw

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>>42623597
>male
Nobody asked nor care.

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>>42623597
based, i care about my disney princess

[Anonymous No.]

Results so far, Nene and Lui seem lonely.

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>>42622180
Rowling can't write for shit so
Gryffindor - Good house full of the brave good people.
Slytherin - Evil house full of power hungry people.
Ravenclaw - House of smart people.
Hufflepuff - Anyone else.

2 of the houses don't matter and the 2 you have left are black and white as fuck. Huge wasted potential.

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>>42624200
I'll keep Nene company

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>>42617057
>>42617066
The town retard nene…

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>>42624525
It is with a heavy heart that I must remind you that it's a children's novel. Not "YA", not even "teen", literal children. Like ones who just learned how to read.

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It's been a while, but isn't Slytherin the house that sided with the racial supremacists in the story proper? It's a little amusing how so many JP are ending up with them, though to be fair, the houses have taken on a life of their own outside of what official canon has portrayed them as.

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>>42624525
I agree with this.
All of the post-justification of "No, it's about 'ambition', you see!" and such is fine. Maybe that's true in the lore now, as far as the fans are concerned. But the way it was written is "Good House, Bad House, Sideshow House 1, Sideshow House 2", which was completely fine for a series of kids books.

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>>42620782
>Slytherin is just crying for a Batman-type anti-hero
Yeah, a true heir to Salazar Slytherin's legacy of hiding a basilisk trained to eat mudbloods in the school. This time he'll train basilisk to eat bad people instead, like mudbloods and maybe squibs.
>>42624525
>Ravenclaw - House of smart people.
*House of slightly smart people. Really smart people go to Gryffindor.

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>>42624525
>Ravenclaw - House of smart people.
Lockhart, Trelawney and Luna are all Ravenclaws.
Ravenclaw isn't for smart people, it's for weirdos.

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>>42615957
>Slytherinbros
>not Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw
do anons really?

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>>42615957
Is Holo really full of casuals that want to play the edgy boy house or is it because it's full of ambitious narcissists?

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>>42625115
True enough.
If JK was a better writer the main cast would be split between different houses, but instead she made gryffindor the protagonist house.

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>>42624861
I disagree with that. I grew up reading HP and don't care for the series, but she did seem aware that her audience was getting older and the books reflect it. That's why you had the terrible relationship drama in later books that ruined everything and shifted away from adventure and worldbuilding to angst.

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>>42617066
Dam bruh. I got slytherin too.
Good to know I'm in good company

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>>42625200
You don't become the biggest chuuba by being nice.
Hell, you don't become a streamer in the first place unless you are at least a little narcissistic.

[Anonymous No.]

Your verdict, /vt/?

For me, it's either the hag (pink variety) or year of the rabbit.

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With how foreign countries and viewers have totally no sold the controversy surrounding the game, Rowling really should license out the IP to companies in places like Japan and let them write their own stories within the HP universe. Ditch the one school for the whole of Asia and let them have one school per country, that shit is dumb no matter how you cut it.

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>>42625347
It's a little annoying that you can't make a good looking character in this game.
I couldn't make one as white as me. I do not feel represented.

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More like sluthering

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>>42625215
I think the main issue is you can easily forget other houses even exist, they just have no real character which is why it's weird seeing fans say shit like "I'm Hufflepuff". You don't even need them to be protaganists, just have people playing some role in the story or background to make it seem like they exist and have their own ambitions/character.

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>>42625386
Nah you fail to get what the appeal is.
It's that "english public school (minus the sodomy) experience which is what sells pottershit

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>>42625440
>minus the sodomy
>the headmaster is secretly gay
You missed Rowling's implication there

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>>42625420
You got to remember.
Rowling is a mediocre writer.

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>>42625347
Why did none of them try to make Asian looking avatars? Also Nene is based for making Beethoven

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>>42624860
Delete this

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>>42625488
Bruh. It's the students who do the sodomy in public schools.
Basically how it goes is the older boys sodomise the younger boys who when they get older will in turn sodomise the new younger boys.
Teachers rarely get in on the action and instead just reminisce since they generally went to the school themselves. Also hire underage male prostitutes.

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>>42625347
Everyone's character looks so old

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>>42625137
LMAO is this real

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>>42622199
Does the harry potter theme park still exist?
Geez

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I always thought Hufflepuff was for the retards since Ravenclaw was for the smart people and Gryffindor and Slytherin are opposing to each other as the good and bad guys.

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>>42625638
Oh yeah that place still exists and still makes bank for universal.

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>>42625416
>Could have gone with Slut-therein
ESL, please..

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>>42625624
https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1622905988767678464
M*ggles need to know their place

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>>42625215
>>42625420
>>42625515
Isn't that Fantastic Beast main character from Hufflepuff?

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>>42625660
Shouldn't the twitter mob go after that instead of focusing on a game which probably supports a bunch of underpaid and crunching game devs.

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>>42625604
Its very difficult to make a good looking character.
Like this was the best I could do.

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>>42625654
It's for 420 dude weed lmao type of wizards

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>>42625347
>>42625397


Kali Yuga. The spirit of a modern artist under the atlantic empire is filled with ugliness, and so naturally they reproduce that ugliness over everything around them.

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>>42625750
You have skin problems

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>>42625347
N-Nenechi...?

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>>42625548
> Asian looking avatars?

Well I think Lui and Pekora could pass as Haafus maybe. Or Finnish/Estonian, lel. Migo looks like your average western lolita weaboo who visits cons and shit. Subaru is probably Mexican or some other sudaca, I'd need some merican race expert to enlighten me some more. Mio could be anything from southern European to Northern Indian/British Paki. Moona looks generic face 001.jpg.

And Nene...well...

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>>42625741
Well Universal has security. Also if they call the police then they will come.

>>42625865
The problem is a lot of the main NPC characters look very good.
Its players and anyone using the same character generation system who look bad.

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>>42625932
She isn't a self insert fag, so based.

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>>42625932
you don't know? she likes bbc

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>>42625215
With the main characters being all in gryffindor, it makes a lot of things smoother because it's easier for them to spend time together. They share the same common room, eat at the same table, and Harry and Ron have beds next to each other.
I agree that Hufflepuff should have had more spotlight. Cedric himself wasn't really enough.

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>>42625347
Lui's looks the cutest in action, imo. Also fits the voice.

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>>42615957
slytherin is mainstream at this point. like naruto.

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>>42618830
okayu would absolutely be a terror (pleasure?) for the house elfs

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>>42624889
How do you think we figured out humans are 70% water?

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>>42626020
Yeah but the reality of english public schools is that Ron would have been pounding Harry's arse every night. Since he occupies a higher position on the social ladder until that whole chosen one thing comes to fruition

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>>42625548
it's a rowling thing
the only way to have an asian avatar is if you name the character something like cho chang or chimmy chonga or sum ting wong or ching cho or whatever

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>>42626138
It's not a public school though.

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>>42626020
Anyone wanting to be in Gryffindor has protagonist syndrome. Only reason Harry wasn't expelled and survived any of it was because of plot armor.

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Anybody keep track of wands? Miko has a unicorn core naturally

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>>42625741
Troon social media addicts have the attention span of goldfish. The reason that they are making a issue out of this and not making an issue out of anything else is because literally nothing enters into their mental universe (such as it is) unless prompted by media.

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>>42626054
Yeah, I also think it's turbo cute that she named herself Lui Scamander.

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>>42626167
Public school in the UK refers to a group of very old private paid for schools. Eton being perhaps the best known example.
They are referred to as public schools because they were the first schools to allow anyone to join, so long as they could pass an entrance exam and afford the tuition fees.
They predate the mass education system which in this country is referred to as the "state school system"
Public schools are strongly associated with the upper class and the wealthy.

Hogwarts is in general designed to emulate the environment, norms and prestige that the British public generally associate with these institutions.
Pic related: Eton.

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>playing game that is anti-tranny
>choose house that gave birth to literal magic Hitler that killed over 6 milion mud-bloods and muggles
that is beyond based

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>>42626444
>british people
>can't even make sense in english
Fucking bongs.

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>>42626167
It is absolutely an English public school. A private live-in boarding school where kids are divided into Houses? Hogwarts is the equivalent of Eton which is meant to churn out the rich and powerful who come from the social elite. If Rowling didn't decide that there were only 11 magical schools in the world, the UK would have a magic school just for construction workers and hairdressers that learn with crappy wands and decade old textbooks.

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>>42626519
Well it makes sense in the historical context.
When the public schools were founded education was not widely available to the public. Your options were the church or private tutors.
The fact that they would admit anyone who could pass a basic exam and had family who could afford it was revolutionary at the time. They were available (in theory) to the wider public.
Though for the majority entrance would only be possible if they could find a wealthy sponsor.

They developed a certain prestige over the centuries of operation before the state schools emerged and wanted to maintain that. Hence why the "public school group" as its called exists.
They don't want to be associated with plebian private schools that are only a hundred or so years old.

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>>42626399
Let's also acknowledge the fact that she initially considered naming herself Lui Diggory.

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>>42625397
I found this on /v/. That's pretty good looking I think.

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>>42627229
I think its more that he's playing on low settings which covers a lot of the issues.

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>>42627004
>>42626399
Lui being a HP otaku is rather amusing and definitely would have been a major boon for her in the wider community if she had debuted 2-3 years ago instead of being something that people quietly tried to ignore.

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>>42617141
>Ravenclaw: Mio
Get out of the way Gryffindork, let me show you what an actual supreme hag is like

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>>42620552
Actually makes sense that Belmond and Ex-Albio would be in Gryffindor

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>>42625716
IRyS...

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>>42626269
Perfect house for a leech like Lui

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Slytherins are just beta Gryffindors.

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>>42625932
She made Beethoven

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Slytherins are numberfags.

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>>42630742
Gryffindors are just retarded Slytherins.

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nenechi is in the worst house...

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>>42632384
If it's worst house, then how come Nenechi is in it? Check-mate.

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>>42617477
Subaru didn't want Slytherin, but when faced with the obvious question of house association, she picked "ambition".
She wanted Gryfindork but deep, her heart beats Slytherin.

Also no one willingly chooses Hufflechump

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>>42633433
>Also no one willingly chooses Hufflechump
i blame the movies as to why

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Do I really have to like this crap to make the trannies seethe?

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>>42633433
That's because Hufflepuff chooses YOU! You can't just join on a whim, you have to be invited like Nene did.

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>>42633512
no.

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>>42633512
No.

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>>42633512
No, just lie and say you bought it and that will guarantee at least one suicide.

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>>42633512
they seethe regardless

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>>42633512

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>>42633719
>say you bought it and that will guarantee at least one suicide.
If only it was that easy

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>>42633476
Hufflepuff had Cedric in the movies though and he was pretty much the typical chad, it's Ravenclaw that never got anything from the films
It's the internet that painted Hufflepuff as the joke house over time though since it didn't have a cool trait the others had like courage, ambition or intelligence

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>>42634291
Rravenclaw has the cutest girl in the movies which should be enough

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>>42633719
>>42634016
I just tried it, it was.

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>>42634486
But Ms McGonagall is Gryffindor?

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Is Harry Potter popular in Japan?

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>>42635600
I wouldn't be shocked.
It's hardcore english upper class whimsy.
The majority of the story is set in a public school, the main locations outside of it are either ancient ruins, old forests, a quaint little market town and an incredibly old fashioned slice of central london.

And if there's a part of Britain that everyone seems to love?
It's that.

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>>42635600
Popular would be an understatement.

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>>42634486
I also though the mentally impaired girl was cute

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>>42635751
+japs have been britboos ever since meiji tennō, they love to larp as the brits of Asia as well because muh island nation, muh monarchy, muh emp- uh nevermind.

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>>42636621
Well there are plenty of similarities.
And on some level I'm glad they're avoiding our mistakes, if I was able to leave and go anywhere? It'd probably be Japan.

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>>42625654
In theory it's for goody two shoes (core theme is loyalty), but in practice you're correct.

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>>42635600
Yes, and the nostalgia for it is completely untainted by the recent onset of western twitterbrain shit from people who used to suck JKR's clit the hardest.

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>>42616676
Yeah but then like 90% of people in Slytherin turn out to be petty, self-serving assholes

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>>42622397
>>42624902
I feel this "ambition" is like the retroactive take on Magic the Gathereing where they wanted to establish that black wasn't all about being evil and selfish. See attached picture (not official WotC stuff, but get the idea).
Don't really know how to feel about this. On the other hand, it perhaps adds variety and makes things less straightforward, on the other hand it feels like a cop-out. Bad guys can have nuance, but it's better if they're honest.

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>>42625606
God I missed out, not being born in England and not going there

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>>42637821
>I feel this "ambition" is like the retroactive take on Magic the Gathereing where they wanted to establish that black wasn't all about being evil and selfish. See attached picture (not official WotC stuff, but get the idea).
Many parts of Warhammer universe is bad, but they did one thing right. The evil gods all have a positive attribute, it's just that they represent too much of it to excess and thus makes them dangerous. So the idea is that good intentions can still link to evil.

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>>42637904
Realistically you don't get to live that life unless you're born to the upper class like this toff wanker.
In which case you'll be a guaranteed nonce and insufferable wanker.

>>42638011
No thats fan lore.

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>>42617066
>Nene got into Hufflepuff
My sides are gone. Nene please.

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>>42638735
One of these is not like the others.

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>>42638011
but i want to be nurgle

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>>42622059
I'd argue that suichan would be the one not getting slytherin if that occurs.

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>>42617066
Biggod Mío my Queen

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can't you make asian looking character in this game?

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>>42639422
You can.
But asians don't like how asians look

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>>42637821
Hololive MTG Arena arc when?

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>>42636621
... is that why they also drive on the wrong side?

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>>42639422
The character creation looks really half assed; whether this was due to time constraints or deliberate (see Mass Effect: Andromeda). A lot of them look the same or really similiar to the other 'options' from when I was watching Moona's play

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>>42640225
They are very limited.
You basically get a selection of predefined faces.

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>>42640367
Wonder if there would be enough player feedback to get them to add more as a dlc.
Cause the many of the faces look hideous

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>>42639589
Kind of off topic, but the asians in cyberpunk don't look asian at all. You'd think a heavily japan themed game like that would get it right. Have western devs never seen an asian before?

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What’s a Relationship Companion quest line? Like a romance quest? Heard every house but raven claw has that

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>>42641318
>everyone finds love but the autistic nerds
Just like real life... so immersive...

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>>42617141
But everyone except Nene is a hag

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>>42616041
Hufflepuff is the whore/cuck house, though.

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>>42624988
>Yeah, a true heir to Salazar Slytherin's legacy of hiding a basilisk trained to eat mudbloods in the school. This time he'll train basilisk to eat bad people instead, like mudbloods and maybe squibs.
Holy based.

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>>42638043
Stay mad, stay Mogged.

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Any EN vtuber has played it yet?

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>>42617057
>>42617066
Nene what the fuck

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>>42642744
I strongly doubt they will play. Kroni especially.

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>>42642744
Silvervale from VShojo is playing it today, Miyune (3view who collabed with the AI) played it yesterday, other than that it's all 2views (well maybe MiraPink counts)

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>buy the game to own the libs
>like 75% of the british school is brown
>there's an actual tranny
bros...

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>>42642948
How about the Nijis?
>>42642987
>silvervale
huh, I honestly didn't expect any vshojo to do anything but publically condemn it

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>>42642997
suck it up chud, it's the price you have to pay for owning trooners

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>>42643025
It's called Talent Freedom

I bet Nazuna is going to play it too

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>unironic hololive fans cheering on goyslop wizard game
Man, the mighty have fallen. What's next? Twilight? MLP?

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>>42622305
lol the two biggest potter fans I know are both married and have multiple kids

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>>42643330
Seethe tranny

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>>42643346
If cheering on your oishi just to own the trannies is what you want
Seek some help
Clearly you already get none

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>>42625215
well if you put their reasoning to be in those houses into account then all of them being in Griff makes sense. Weasleys are always Griff, Harry wanted to be in the same house as his dad because he has daddy issues, and Hermoine also exudes all the traits to be there too.

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>>42643330
I liked HP and MLP.

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>>42639422
Why would any normal human being do it
those people have bug eyes and feature at least they are self-aware

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>>42642744
https://www.youtube.com/live/IqTAU7TrdRY?feature=share

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>Hufflepuff is the only house the gets a non-negroid female party member
Hufflepuff it is

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>>42644386
They aren't house locked.

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>>42622199
no, it's because draco malfoy
why do you think so many women like slytherin? because all women are inherently evil?
no, it's because they think they can fix him

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>>42637283
And one of the absolutely worst and most vile characters was in Gryffindor.
The whole idea of the houses is total nonsense, aside from putting the rejects in Hufflepuff.

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STOP BULLYING HUFFLEPUFF

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>>42643538
Harry didn't know shit, he just liked gryff because that's what Hagrid told him. Hagrid also told him Hufflepuff was stupid and Slytherin was evil. Based on this 2 minute conversation, Harry picked the house that would define his entire life.

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>>42644729
You're not wrong
But it's also because women ARE inherently evil

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>>42645170
They can't keep getting away with it

Nenechi will show them the true power of honey badger. You don't fuck with honey badger.

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>>42645937
European badgers are not nearly as aggressive.

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>>42645937
this is not what killing bites is, anon

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>>42646349
>tfw there will never be a Killing Bites game

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>>42646268
it depends, if yyou poke around their Set theyll break your legs. that swhat i was told as a kid anyway

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>>42615957
I wanna be Hufflepuff, not Slytherin.

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>>42619559
Big brain Polka...

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Nene did chaddest of the moves and made the house choice random.

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>>42646679
ha, FAG

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>>42645503
sounds like something a stupid kid would do, makes total sense then

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>>42615957
Why arent HoloEn allowed to play it?

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>>42624525
Gryffindor had some of the most evil people in the series. Hell, James Potter and his gang were worse than Malfoy's group. Meanwhile Snape was one of the best characters and made killing Voldemort possible.

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>>42647023
Choosing randomly is a pretty Hufflepuff move

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>>42647256
Kronii threatened everyone in the discord

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>>42616550
People who still think that Slytherin is villain faction are simpletons that's worse than yokels.

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>>42647349
lol James Potter was a fucking asshole.
Poor Harry had to deal with the karma caused by his father.

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>>42647256
Because they waited for the troon trolls to die down.
Also Troons can't speak Japanese or Indonesian so they're pretty impotent overseas
Even when they think Indonesians can understand English, those Indonesians can just switch their brain to Indonesian mode

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>>42647150
Don't be too hard on him. I'm surprised his foster family still sending him to (public) school even when they despise him.
Harry had to learn the hard way growing up.

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>>42622607
>Women never grow out of the mentality of children.
>vtuber fan
Anon I...

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>>42625347
Fuck Subaru
Marry Lui
Kill Mio (reminds me of Great Thunberg for some reason)

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>>42617477
>cut off all their old friends to further their own careers
That's peak Slytherin behavior.

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>>42615957
Are no HoloENs going to play it?
Are they really that scared of being "cancelled" by twitter trannies despite it not happening to any fleshtubers?

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>>42615957
can someone explain this shit, does your House matter for your whole life or is it just school bullshit.

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>>42649405
Dumbledore a fucking asshole for knowingly keeping a kid in an abusive household.

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>>42650656
It's pretty much a school mandated clique.

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>>42650825
Jesus, no wonder normies like this shit so much

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>>42634291
What even is Ravenclaw's gimmick? Being smart? I read the first 3 books in middle school like 20 years ago and I don't remember the house or any students being relevant at all.

>>42633512
Pretending to like it is enough.

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>>42650745
The household was the only thing keeping Harry safe from magical threats, specifically his blood connection to his Aunt.

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>>42650656
The houses are basically like coed fraternities. You join one as a first year and live there until you graduate.

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>>42651016
Hufflepuff are normies, Ravenclaw are booksmart snobs, Slytherin are sigma chads and gryffindor are just chads.

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>>42651016
>Ravenclaw
Intelligence, book smart, not very flexible, basically the nerds house
>Gryffindor
Bravery, bold, the jocks house full of self-righteous tryhards
>Slytherin
Cunning, ambitious, the edgelords of the school. Everyone fucking hates them
>Hufflepuff
The rest

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>>42651155
Hufflepuff are normies? I thought they were simps.

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>>42651391
They grow plants and smoke weed

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>>42644386
Are any them m*dbloods? I don't want my Slytherinbro partying up with subhumans

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>>42622199
Women have been obsessed with magic for thousands of years. Fortune telling, curses, made up healing methods, pink rods with bows and hearts on them, pointy hats and broomsticks, and Hogwarts house quizzes are all manifestations of it. It's even so strong that Wicca is recognized as an actual religion in most countries. Men also have interests like DnD, but the vast majority of men in history are more interested in sports, hunting/fishing, or simulated combat both historically and today.

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>>42622199
If there was a One Piece theme park you'd go to it and you know it

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>>42626154
No it isn't there are plenty of asian presets

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>>42625397
Most people give up after 10 minutes, the average person has face blindness and can't tell that something looks like a caricature

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>>42635600
For women yes

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>>42647023
Like that other anon said, that's as hufflepuff as you get

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>>42643330
>Twilight
You didn't see that one watchalong stream?
>MLP
That's Niji. Tho jew eelwife also sang some MLP songs on her karaoke.

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>>42650936
Pretty much. As non American it always baffle me that Americans and UK goblins are so obsessed with the concept of sorority and fraternity.
Also what with adopting the Greek letters now. I kinda understand with the old toga parties but now they're so creatively bankrupt they don't even have themed party. All they do is getting drunk and fuck.

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>>42653442
Well this is like comparing apple and orange....

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>>42625654
They're for wiztards who aren't smart, brave, or cunning. In other words, they have no redeeming qualities besides being mouthbreathers.
Sounds familiar...

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>>42654168
lol some of the heroes are Hufflepuff

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>>42646946
Not necessarily big brain, Ravenclaw is also for those who are inquisitive and creative, traits Polka certainly embodies

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>>42654168
Hufflepuff's thing is supposed to be diligence and loyalty, but Rowling didn't give a single fuck about Hufflepuff so she wrote like one character from it who ever mattered

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Lumi is the best for Hogwarts streams. She's such a HP nerd holy fuck.

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>>42650656
>can someone explain this shit, does your House matter for your whole life or is it just school bullshit.
It's internal competition. You try and divide the whole school into teams so there can be organised opposition. Maybe this is something that would happen without intervention anyway, and and schools create these divisions to better manage it.

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>>42654961
Also for boarding schools, historically they would be LITERAL houses. Basically barracks for students.

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>>42654168
Cedric was a Hufflepuff.

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>>42655125
And he died like a bitch.

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>>42655200
Technically the best student in the whole school. He just didn't have plot armor.

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>>42643330
Twilight has new love in the form of it being unintentional comedy. The final movie in particular is so batshit insane that most people who read the novel thought it would be unfilmable.

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>>42625606
Reminds me of how Christopher Hitchens who went to one of those schools once said that any boy who said they didn't do gay shit there was a fucking liar and on that note, anal sex is incredibly overrated by people who had never done it.

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>>42655125
>>42655200
Only noteworthy thing about him is his death causing the plot of the god-awful HP stageplay and finally killing the childlike and whimsical nature of the early books. Sounds like a wiztard to me.

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>>42655733
>Christoper Hitchen: "I'm angry that not everydude want to fuck me in high school"
lol believing a commie journo

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>>42654251
Never quite understood why the big three MCs were all chosen for Gryffinsnore when each of their defining characteristics would have them deadset in another house. Like yeah, I get that they're all "brave", but you can't tell me that Harry's cunning and leadership, Hermoine's intelligence, and Ron's propensity for anal buggary wouldn't have them put in Slythershit, Ravencuck, and Hufflefuck respectively.

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>>42659033
Yea to be honest if the trio came from different houses and working together, it will make for more interesting story.
But Rowling is a simple housewife. She can only make story in one straight path.

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>>42659220
Thinking about how nice it would be if Harry had to deal with the fucking Syltherin bullshit so he could have a fulfilling school life with friends from different backgrounds, Hermoine trying to get out of her books and make friends, and Ron finally realizing that there's more than one hole on the human body that can receive a phallus, it would have made a much more heartfelt story. Gave some more exploration into the house differences, too.

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>>42659680
Yeah, and make Draco did a heelface turn after Snape died so it complete the 4 houses friendship

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>>42660436
HONESTLY YEAH
But that would require a competent writer, not a sexless housewife with too much pen ink and not enough writing skill

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>>42659033
Because Harry asked the hat to put him in Gryffindor? He adamantly refuses to put into Slytherin in the film, but i forgot if he also said it in the book

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>>42662763
People told him that it's an evil house for evil people and he just sort of bought into it. And Draco being picked for it just before it was his turn to get sorted probably made it worse.

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>>42659033
Honestly, I always thought they were put in Gryffindor to restrain their talent. Gotta need to keep the student in check or magic coup will happen

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>>42644729
Yeah women love intimidating men