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42549665 No.42549665 [Reply] [Original]

Lamy is happy

>> No.42551017
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42551017

no im not anon, i've been putting off this exam for days now and now i have to do it in an hour

>> No.42551162

>>42551017
I am sorry, Lamy.
Good luck with you exam.

>> No.42551183

>>42551017
just become Lamy and you will be happy

>> No.42551331

>>42551162
thank you lamy :')

>> No.42552041

>>42551017
I don't think that you are Lamy!

>> No.42552149
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42552149

Lets all become happy like Lamy!

>> No.42552514

You will never be a real Lamy. You have no elven heritage, you have no pointed ears, you have no alcohol tolerance. You are a homosexual human twisted into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back elves mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Elves are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed elves to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Lamy who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an elf. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, alcoholic breath.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your human race, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a human is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to dust and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably human.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

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