/NijiEN/ Nijisanji EN General A

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Nijisanji EN Youtube channels:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-JSeFfovhNsEhftt1WHMvg/channels

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World
https://twitter.com/i/lists/1415262975435231235

Lazulight:
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff
https://twitter.com/EliraPendora
https://twitter.com/3W1W4 (alt)
https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu
https://twitter.com/RyuguFinana (alt)

Obsydia:
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock
https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin
https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki

Ethyria:
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait
https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette
https://twitter.com/NinaKosaka
https://twitter.com/ReimuEndou

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (Graduated)

Iluna:
https://twitter.com/MariaMari0nette
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/AiaAmare
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia
https://twitter.com/ScarleYonaguni
https://twitter.com/RenZott0

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/ZaionLanZa
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/MelocoKyoran
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/KotokaTorahime
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Teamup schedule for Nijisanji EN:
https://teamup.com/ks1mraas71v3fjf1c2
https://walfie.github.io/niji-en-pinned/
https://nijien.vercel.app/

To watch streams at the same time:
https://holodex.net/
https://pomuhub.com/
https://niji-mado.web.app/home
Open devtools (F12 key), go to console tab, input the following code, then refresh the page.
localStorage.setItem('rulePauseOther', 0);
You only need to do this once, or until your browser data is cleared.

NijiEN song playlist:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKN0vyOK8SHelderZX3Vb84zwoAWoTKwR
To loop indefinitely get a browser extension preventing Youtube autopause.

Nijisanji chat log:
https://niji.chats.ninja/#/comment

Aggie archive:
https://catbox.moe/c/hp31z6

Our Minecraft Server:
ninisani.moe

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

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op...thank you i guess.

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Dj....

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Box Tenshi my love....

>>42441409
Very fitting OP

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>>42441409
>General A

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Nina good

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Sonny onii-chan Love!
Vox Love!

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Oh shit selen got invited to offkai neat

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S1 bros..

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>>42441213
i am a customer service wagie but i'm getting my security license. i'm also training to join the military after meeting the weight requirements

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We need cunny with chinese dress.

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LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban !

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its 2 am....

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My favorite part of a nina stream is nina

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when are we getting a full slav wave

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luca love!

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>>42441453
gay crossdressing petplay with the librarian when
i need it

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>>42441529
qipao

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I love that mom actually goes through all the options. Why can't more livers be like this...

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mrroww...MEOW RRRROW

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>>42441529
Kisaki is alright but Kokona is hotter.

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>>42441289

Boring is subjective anon, my friend used to tell me about her dad who does phase change characterization for frito-lay and she would go on for hours about the thermodynamics and starch chemistry she's learned as a byproduct of being around his work since childhood

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sonny LOVE

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>>42441591
Cause they're not taking their adhd meds

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I remember there were these pentomos itt: >chemistry teacher
>assistant manager
>paramedic

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Ikey! <3 waiting room will be up when I wake up, surely...

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LuxNoct is lucky they have the kpop audience. That song is going to get looped to hell and back.

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I love my silly bird wife Enna!

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>>42441213
civil designer creating roads and infrastructure for gargantuan trucks to drive through and grab gas/oil

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>>42441289
Asphalt?

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>>42441465
B next thread

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Luca love!

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I genuinely love Shu Yamino. I wish him all the happiness in the world

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POG U!

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Just from the visuals, this game seems really autistic

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>>42441610
No, material science is boring. Phase change is the only redeeming thing it has

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>>42441573
After the full Muslim (Halal) wave which comes after the full Thai (femboy) wave that came after the French (Gamer) wave.

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https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1622277778300174344

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There was something special in Sonny's eyes when that male Briskadet started shouting those VSF calls during the con. I've never seen Sonny look so pure and not creepy.

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Otsusan

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>>42441708
machine tool design, recently doing some stuff with PCDs

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>>42441617
i wish briskadet plushies existed and were a merch..

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>>42441677
At first I thought it was weird paramedics and people in the medical fields would come to 4chan but I think about how dead inside ER staff are and it all makes sense

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Briskadets deserve sex

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Well that was nice, time to watch VODs now. Bot who's....?

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>>42441465
General ඞ

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>>42441803
yes

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>u ends
>rosemi tweets gm immediately
they have no relation whatsoever but i want to schizopost anyways

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>>42441736
Cute!

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>>42440435
1:44:18

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>https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1622287409323843584
SEX

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>>42441213
I'm studying to become an imam.
I find the halalposting very funny, keep doing them.

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Do any of you actually type in the chat? I think i've typed like 20 messages total ever across all the livers

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>>42441904
ROSEMI-SAMAAAAAAAAAA
>>42441891 MY REPLY

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>>42441955
A lot

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>>42441955
i do

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I know there's bias because people are less likely to post their job if they think it's boring or shameful but it's really interesting seeing all of this variety. Very curious about associations between fanbases and jobs now, I think I'd die laughing if Pomies were mostly office workers

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>>42441213
Do it but ask who their oshi is as well.
I want to see which fanbase has the most neets

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Finana is cute and I'm happy pomu is too

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>>42441950
Not very halal of you being here anon

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>>42441955
Yes but I type fewer words than I used to.
For better or worse I watch Pomu during work so I basically just emote spam to show my support.

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>>42441955
I did because I wanted gifted memberships and then I found out I have an account that can't receive them

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>>42441955
Nope, I'm too autistic to especially since my oshi is jp

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>>42441955
nope. kinda makes me feel bad when i get gifted because i almost never chat so the emotes rarely get used

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>>42441955
not anymore. Rosemi, Elira, Pomu, and Shu have read too many of my messages.

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>>42441955
I say LMAOOOO sometimes

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>>42441758
Link

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>>42441790
>I thought it was weird paramedics and people in the medical fields would come

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>>42441955
yeh I like showing off my 1yr badge in chat since there's few of us atm

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>>42442036
There's a Jehovah's Witness who spends all day preaching on /int/. An imam isn't that weird.

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>>42441955
All the time when not busy, get replied to quite a bit, but when I'm busier I tend to either not to or become a LMAO/Emote spammer

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Nina being socially ignored due to her being a bot. Just like real life

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>>42441955
i either type a lot or not type at all
i do it only on my oshi's chat

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>ENTER Nina stream
>she zooms in on shoes and shouts WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE
THE MEME QUEEN HAS ARRIVED

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gn sonny and /nijien/

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this is probably the scariest a chilla's art game has been to me

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>>42441955
in my oshi's chat all the time in everyone elses almost never

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>>42441955
I didn't cuz it seemed pointless then i started on a whim and now my oshi usually reads my comments and replies

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wonder if wosemi is watching tekken world tour..

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>>42441519
offkai ?

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>>42442192
I don't get this

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>>42441955
i do but my oshi has read too many of my comments and now i want to stop cause it's not good for my heart...i feel like vomiting every time...

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>>42442036
But if you really think 'bout it, livers are the most halal, for the Live2D/3D is a virtual hijab

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>>42442222
Femanon I'll give you all the attention you need as long as I get to sniff those cute toes.
t. Pomudachi

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>>42441955
I used to and got many replied to but then went for about a month with none read. Was about to give up or think I got flagged for something but started getting replies again recently. So while I'm happy it's making me a little schizo on the month or so where I got no replies from anyone. Maybe I was trying too hard.

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>>42442262
Yume art... yet it feels like Mysta's the only one who's not trying to flirt...

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>>42442036
Its okay blue boards are halal.

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>>42441950
>I'm studying to become an imam
مريب

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>>42441955
I only typed in chat to give them help on WWE 2K. I prefer to just watch

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>>42441950
what are your thoughts on rosebutas

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If I won't get to poop today, it will be sonny l's fault.

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nina was chased by men interested in her body !

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>>42442187
I didn't even realize that was this weekend. Damn Chanel got owned in groups.

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>his song already have more views than zaion's

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>>42442303
never reply to me ever again...

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>>42442192
Jinzou Faiya Faibo Waipaa
Taiga Taiga T-T-T-T-Taiga
Chape Ape Kara Kina
Chape Ape Kara Kina
Myohhontusuke
(Clap)
Waipaa!

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>>42442386
Based. Zaion needs to graduate, wasted model.

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>>42442386
It's a kino song

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>>42442357
I'm a rosebud myself kek

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>>42442426
wallahi bro thats haram

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>>42441999
Unless I use a google form I don't know a website that would let me do a multi question poll that ties answers from the same answerer together

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>>42442399
what are you gonna do about it huh

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>>42442386
>zaionist are numberniggers

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>>42442386
i thought you're kidding...

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>>42442426
Are you just doing it for brownie points from your family? A Muslim that likes pigs. Next you'll tell me you are fine with gays

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So yeah it’s confirmed Yugo got fired

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>>42442426
Based, I hope your studies go well, bud!

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>>42441955
I've noticed I tend to use long sentences to say so little and it isn't really quickread-friendly for the livers so I don't type in the chat that often
I need to learn how to use fewer words..

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Sex with buds

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So yeah it's not confirmed Yugo got fired

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>>42442188
https://twitter.com/OffKaiExpo/status/1622278881121280000
https://twitter.com/OffKaiExpo/status/1622286429995900928
Waiting for Rosemi now

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Luxiem outfit next week

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Yeah so fired it’s Yugo that got confirmed

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So yeah it's confirmed Yugo is coming back for Noctyx's one year anniversary

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>>42442553
good for them !

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So yeah it's confirmed yugo is having sex with me

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so yeah i just had sex with pomu rainpuff

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Mom's cooking really good, holy cow, she learns so fast

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>>42441213
I will surveypost for you.
/nijiEN/ who is your oshi and what's your job?
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeFeMxafbIw-IyiGotgb28zi687xemCUf2r4N-UwkLcmrPGWQ/viewform?usp=sf_link

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>>42442553
OH NO NO NO THE RRATS I thought dragoons said it's petra's fault that selen never got invited to a con

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So yeah it's confirmed Yugo is Noor's GF (male (female))

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>>42442652
>>>>>>>>google

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>>42442654
We blamed management, not Petra
Retard

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>>42442652
>pomie trying to get femanons' google emails

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>>42442652
YOU WILL NEVER GET MY EMAIL AIEEEEEEEE

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>>42442652
i opened and filled it out in incognito im a genius

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>>42442472
Pigs are cute, I just will never eat them. I fucking hate gays, those annoying cunts.
The only reason I'm doing this is because I'm lazy and its the equivalent of getting autism bucks like in the States. I don't really do much other than lead prayers except during Fridays. Even then its not much work to begin with because the only people who go to mosques outside of Friday are old people so it pretty comfy.
>>42442502
Thanks bud, I'm almost done with it. Just a few more months.

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>>42442767
i don't remember posting this

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>>42442716
>>42442761
Your email isn't shared and you don't need to be logged in to fill out the form..

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guruguruguruguruuu

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>>42442716
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>>42442765
But guys...

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>>42441955
Rarely, usually just to say hi.

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>>42441543
The cutest most sexable rapenoodle

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>these people are my friends now
>literal slave mongers
time to cancel nina

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>>42442777
how do you feel about rosemi being gay

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reverse bunnysuit or normal bunnysuit?

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>>42442777
>The only reason I'm doing this is because I'm lazy and its the equivalent of getting autism bucks like in the States.
I don't like your faith, but I respect the hustle.

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>>42442262
What is Vox cooking here?

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>>42442834
>Rosemi
>gay
LOL

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>>42442846
reverse virgin killer sweater

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>>42442777
>hates gays
>watches company where everybody is gay
explain this

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>>42442868
A female lolicon is gay by definition

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>>42442872
Sure, I'm pretty sure I downloaded the lora for that.

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>>42442777
Myafaggot... dont look...

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>>42442834
not that buta but being good at yu-gi-oh is perfectly okay

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Nina sounds cute speaking Russian.

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>>42442834
I feel like she needs to stream more ygo if she's actually gay

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>surveyposting has progressed to google forms
i don't like this

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>People still trying to backseat Nina
Why can't these dumb cunts read?

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what is the point of this game nina is playing? she's just been running around some ugly looking world for ages now and nothing interesting happened at all, seems boring as fuck

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>>42442634
sonny you already gn-ed go back to sleep

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I'm not filling out that shit on google, have fun survey poster

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>>42442454
Everyone is numberfag.... We can't escape the number....

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Pomies trying to data harvest the thread

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>>42442945
Depending on the character class you pick, will determine your "in-game" story (some are harder than others) and how factions view you. The world of Kenshi is cruel and it's up to you to decide what is morally right.

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>>42442989
the only data they can harvest is my cum

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>>42442989
Later the livers are going to ask what jobs their viewers have and correlate the data to add to their ban list.

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>>42442945
average zoomer when they don't see twelve arrows pointing to the next thing they should be doing + there's no mini map with 50 different icons for you to go through the exact same experience everyone else has experienced

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>>42443018
your DNA holds zero value

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>>42442945
go watch sseth video on kenshi if you wanna know what the game is about.

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>>42443018
Your seed is worthless and your lineage will die with you

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>>42443031
Dangerously based
Also God damn cruzaders

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https://puzzle.aggie.io/3ir1Dg

milord puzzle, once again

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>>42442945
Watch Sseth's video for the summary. But it's basically an open world sandbox RPG, the point is what you make of it, and there's tons of directed gameplay if you want to pursue it like conquering all the factions

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Who’s going to be the first to stream mdickie games, the you testament, hard time and wrestling empire?

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>>42442945
Copper mining simulator.

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>>42442652
Doesn't ask what career are anons studying in uni

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>>42441955
i don't even have a yt account

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>Anons discuss Kenshi
>Nina picks it up within days later
I know you are here you hag, get Noor to watch my audition damnit

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Mi-chan love

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>>42443274
She's the smartest one. Her recovery has been wonderful and I will support her all the way for being based.

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wosemi watching the tekken 8 announcement now!!!

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>>42443322
She better find Beep

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>>42441955
Yeah

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Someone better do a minecraft parody karoake on April 1st.
Shu, Rosemi, you're the autists most likely to do it. And if you don't there will be consequences.

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>>42443411
anon pomu is the MC autist

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Pomudachi rule this thread!
Hang in there NEET bud..

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>>42443411
Didn't Shu make some lyrics already? Make these two autists collab

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Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama~

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>>42443457
post the spreadsheet

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>>42443345
I'm watching it and Nina at the same time

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>>42443457
how is there so many buds?

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>>42443457
Pomies have run this thread since day one

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>>42443457
I am unemployed right now... sadge... At least I am still in college so technically not a neet.

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>>42443115
>not rotating
>0 all white pieces
hard skip

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>>42443457
I put N/A for my income because I moved too many jobs last year and I don't know if I should factor plasma donations...

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>>42443345
Please god bring back Christie.

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>>42443569
Bud you're meant to just put whatever salary is on your current job contract.

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I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>42442654
I blamed Petra solely to make people seethe but before pentomos bit every bait I fully blamed management for literally forgetting that selen was Canadian.
My reasoning was that like a week before all the Canadians were invited to a convention, selen said she had to remind her managers that she was also Canadian

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>>42443612
The hours are variable, it's why I'm looking for stability

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>>42443274
It's the other way around, she bought it at the steam sales stream like a month ago. Anons discussed kenshi here because she bought it and said she would play it soon.

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>>42443508
I will later today.
I'm waiting to see if anyone else responds first.
5 more people filled it out so far.

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I miss Pomu...

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>>42443648
They write her checks. Nobody behind the scenes actually forgot she's Canadian.

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SHE HATES IT
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1622296460296323073

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>>42443457
I would love to see if anyone really thinks differently but I think Pomu is THE reason nijisanji EN succeeded and is what got a lot of people into Nijisanji in the first place.

I love Elira and Finana and Selen and all them, but prior to the boys blowing up I think Pomu was the driving force (and creativity still is)

Disclaimer: I am a full blown pissydachi

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>>42443701
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1622296938165985280
THE COLLISSEUM THOUGH

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>>42443701
everyone gets fadc lmao plus frames for everyone

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>>42443668
The discussion of Kenshi recently came from an anon wanting to do RTS games on stream. Not her sale choices. That sale was months ago now

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>>42443648
>dragoons are the petra shitposters
why am I not surprised

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>>42442945
>she's just been running around some ugly looking world for ages now and nothing interesting happened at all, seems boring as fuck
Falloutbros, we've been exposed...

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>>42441955
Pretty regularly. Sometimes I am recognized, and it's a weird feeling. For some fucking reason Alban almost always sees my posts and it scares the shit out of me.

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>>42443569
>come because I moved

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>>42443697
Ok Noor

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>>42442834
Rosemi loves Link, bro

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i miss shu

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>>42442834
Good at yugioh!

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>>42443701
People really seem to loathe the Tekken news right now.

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Pomu in a backwards virgin killer sweater.
https://files.catbox.moe/0p4gt4.png

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>>42443861
he's... SHUre to be back soon

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>>42443803
I love you Millie come poster(s)

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>>42443905
Shu ponytail SEX

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>>42443722
Of course, Pomu is the most wonderful girl in the world

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I asked my dad to make a chocolate cake yesterday and he still didn't make it

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>>42443732
Lmao. Even.
For several weeks, we get every two thread anons asking "who's gonna play kenshi" and they get the same answer every time. Nina.

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I can never understand the drive of fighting games to spend this much time just to learn how to control a character

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>>42443940
make it yourself faggot

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>>42443861
i miss him a lot too..

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>>42443953
Nina hyping herself up. Marketing 101

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>>42443940
Do it yourself!

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>>42443960
its fun

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comeposting is the next best thing now

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>>42443905
probably not the following week… but y-yeah!

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>>42443940
Good. Finana's parents are failures for spawning something as fundamentally dysfunctional and spoiled as her.

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>>42443842
you heard those nasty sounds she made for Ange…shes a real person Link isnt

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>>42443961
>>42443982
It's not easy...

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>>42444016
are you disabled?

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>>42443985
be careful.... yugoposting was on the top of the list and we all know what happened

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>>42443940
It's not that hard to bake, just follow recipes instructions exactly and it'll turn out fine

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>>42443940
Why are you posting here Finana

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>>42444016
YouTube tutorial

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>>42444016
why are pomies so useless

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I cant bake a cake either

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>>42443984
most people find it overwhelming and prefer smash bros

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>>42444036
N-no...

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>>42441955
i didn't until recently.

now i type something 1-2 times per week. i put a lot of thought into it but also want to keep it concise because reading a fast chat is hard.

if it's a superchat i usually just do one large amount with an emote instead of a message

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444057
>>42444036
You guys have no idea how hard it is to make a chocolate cake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzpJWKvOmdg

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444061
just fallow recipe instructions, it's not rocket science

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444016
>>42444061
Pomies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444061
>>42444074
dw pomu probably can't either

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444101
Nigga just buy a box mix and follow the instructions

[Anonymous No.]

>>42443890
Please do Pomu with her breasts pushed up against a glass wall like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42443960
it feels good

[Anonymous No.]

did the secret gc stream ever reference comeposting?

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone do another poll but just your oshi and if you have foreskin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444037
I haven't looked at /vt/ for more than a year, can you provide an example?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444101
It's not, I made many before

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444101
If you want your dad to make this for you, you're an actual faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

now I know this place is full of femanons when there's assumptions everyone knows how to bake a cake

[Anonymous No.]

It's not about making the cake, it's about the person who's making it
YOU UNLOVED LONE FUCKER WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>pomies are constantly trying to get other fanbases to date them
>Can't do simple tasks like baking a cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444159
you might as well do a poll asking how many burgers are awake

[Anonymous No.]

>>42443940
>>42444016
I made chocoflan yesterday pomie I would be nice if I could share it through the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>42443940
Just make a steamed cake, you can get creative with it. Its pretty easy. Now I want to make some too but its 3am lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42443890
Thank you, quildren! I got distracted by my sadness at pomies not being able to bake a chocolate cake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444046
One time I was following a recipe to make a chocolate cake and it said I needed a coffe spoon. I didn't know a coffe spoon was just a type of spoon and put coffe in my chocolate cake...

[Anonymous No.]

Are pomies down bad for their oshi?
Is Pomu that SEX?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444178
are you saying that men can't cook or bake

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444101
Putting that much time into something so simple is NOT something to be proud of.

[Anonymous No.]

TURN THE DIAL ON MY WORDS
I CAN FEEL
THEY FALL SHORT

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444221
I will rape this pomie

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444221
pomie thats nice! there are coffee flavoured cakes too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444221
This is advanced autism

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, another thread where someone thinks using something other than a microwave is a complex task.

[Anonymous No.]

why do so many people lack the ability to follow instructions and use google?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444178
I'm a guy and I enjoy doing both and lifting, thank you very much!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/EliraPendora/status/1622299799104921600
Elibro is getting possessive of his sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444222
https://files.catbox.moe/hcve7s.mp3

VERY SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444299
nice RP

[Anonymous No.]

Do you feel you fit the fan stereotype for your oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444281
Anon, did you forget the sort of diets the very livers have? Must we pull up Scarle and Zaions bedrooms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444292
Pentomo, you have to buy ingredients for a cake, you know how hard is that?
I live by making sandwiches to myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444178
I'm the only man left ITT and even I know how to bake a cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444344
No, I've had sex before

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444327
>ethernet cable installed
YOU LITERALLY JUST PLUG IT IN DONT USE SUCH BIG WORDS FOR IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444222
Yes Pomu, you are so fucking sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>42443940
if mysta can bake a chocolate cake then so can you! just start with premade cake mix and frosting

[Anonymous No.]

>>42443883
>>42443701
what happened with tekken?

[Anonymous No.]

>Really good day out
>Want to go out and do things
>Nothing to go out and do
I hate being a hikki I want irl friends to do stupid shit with

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444344
Whats the steriotype of a zaimon? gacha addicted? I'm playing Blue Archive rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444178
There are literally tv shows about kids baking shit and if those little Tards can do it anyone can. It's not some innate talent you're born with

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444353
no you are fem male

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444292
People are bad at giving instructions

https://youtu.be/cDA3_5982h8?t=46

[Anonymous No.]

is nina actually playing kenshi? shes more powerful than me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444178
WHY DO YOU TAKE PRIDE IN BEING USELESS
THIS IS WHY YOUR OSHI WILL NEVER LOVE YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444384
>I hate being a hikki I want irl friends to do stupid shit with
Download Eventbryte and find something to do faggot

[Anonymous No.]

I hate cooking so fucking much, I'd rather drink a gallon of cum than spend more than 5 minutes in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444387
Im waiting for limbus company

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444344
I'm not a lesbian/fag or twitter zoomer like my latina wife, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444330
My grandma was a baker and my dad taught me how to cook to survive, I enjoy both

[Anonymous No.]

>>42443701
Man what is Harada doing, this looks fucking dogshit so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444379
what the fuck is frosting, and what is a premade cake mix
SO MANY ALIEN WORDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444178
everyone knows how to make everything now. just type how to cake in youtube and follow the steps

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444344
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444366
>installed is a big word
You literally just click download on steam to install a game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444178
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444366
Observe as I manipulate my metacarpals to formulate a rejoinder :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444422
least homosexual dragoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444465
no I will never, Im too fucking lazy for that
>t. kotocat

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444221

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444450
Have you never been outside anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444450
you can find them at the baking section of your grocery store
there're instructions on the box

[Anonymous No.]

>>42443777
I'm not a dragoon, just a shitposter. I like all the girls equally

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444344
No. I hate gacha, tiktok, kpop, and I'm not underage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444221
Pomie, good luck, praying for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Why go through that much effort to make unhealthy food? Sounds dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444490
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444429
It looks cool, but I don't like the artstyle that much (I'll wait until they release a giga cunny sexo)

[Anonymous No.]

Can I bake a cake with the breastmilk of my oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

frosting is disgusting, way too sugary

[Anonymous No.]

FOR THE LAST TIME WHAT IS 'UPDOG'???

[Anonymous No.]

the state of kekken 8

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444527
>super moist
Like your mum last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444529
Do you shitpost about selen?

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu's going to commit tax evasion

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine wasting time and effort making the cake yourself when you can get a premade one for $5 at the store

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444505
yes but I dont recognize these stuff at all, im blind to kitchen things

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444527
I think I've used those a few times

[Anonymous No.]

you WILL learn how to bake so you can give treats to your oshi and make her happy, right anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444599
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444573
Oh god, you're one of those "people" that think things can be too sweet. Choke on salt and neck yourself, savoryfag

[Anonymous No.]

most livers in nijien can't bake either

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444568
Sucking Kotoka's tits...

[Anonymous No.]

nooo anons I dont want to learn how to bake
NOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444624
i love sweets wtf.. i just dont like frosting it has a dumb sticky texture and has no taste other than sugar

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444344
I like vidya, Hololive, barely use Social media and pets.
So yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444555
>I'll wait until they release a giga cunny sexo)
the game's only playable cast is the 12 sinners so unless the bus driver becomes playable no cunny sadly

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444532
mystake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444601
The problem is that I've never bought a cake at store that is as good as the ones my dad makes. I also like to eat them while they're still hot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444645
Elira can bake! She just can't cook. But it's okay, by the time I marry her I'll learn to do the cooking and she can do the baking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444624
ok burger

[Anonymous No.]

I can bake if needed, but I don't like sweets that much so I just eat one slice and have a fuckload of cake that doesn't get eaten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444598
Yes. Not so much lately because most organic dragoons left the thread a long time ago, makes shitposting less fun when it's obviously other shitposters biting the bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444624
Post BMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444654
Sucking her tasty tits, hugging her and being a babykotocat, and after that kissing her deeply and making her feel good
I love Kotoka

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444450
Here nigger
>100g butter
>225 g sugar
>2 eggs
>60 g flour
>3 tablespoons cacao
Melt the butter and let it cool (so you don't cook the eggs), mix everything together. Put it in the oven for 20 minutes at 350 F or 175 C. The cake take 30 minutes to do. It's supposed to be soft in the inside so don't worry about it being 'undercooked' 20 minutes the right time.

[Anonymous No.]

All I know how to make is rice and chicken and I'm in better shape than all of you. Fuck cooking and fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444645
Selen can, she baked cookies and cakes for her classroom on school events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444749
NOOOO get away from me bakeranons

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444573
Frosting's never been a favorite. Chocolate cakes especially the mousse and lava kinds are a nice level for me, I am also a tiramisu and cheesecake fan. My favorite dessert is a good old apple pie/crumble, sometimes with a scoop of vanilla icecream

[Anonymous No.]

So like, does Rosemi want Devil Jin to fuck her or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444749
What a waste of time. I'll just eat an apple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444573
what dessert do you eat in poland

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444749 (me)
Turn on the oven when you start, so it's preheated.
>>42444775
Baking is good a cute chinese girl talked to be because she liked my chocolate chip cookies. She had really cute toes and was COMPLETELY FLAT, she had no tits.

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>>42444662
>>42444696
Aww what's the matter? Need some Umami in your frosting? Aww, gonna cry? Use your salty tears to turn your delicious sweets into SHIT! You don't NEED to balance sweetness with salt and I'M TIRED OF "PEOPLE" TELLING ME YOU HAVE TO! KEEP YOUR SEA SALT AWAY FROM MY SUGAR NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

Can anons seriously not bake or cook...?
I'm not going to claim I'm the best at anything but I've baked for years and it's so fun, watching other people light up when they try something you've made is a delight like none other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444829
we like donuts a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>Nina playing Kenshi
I am now forever bound to simp for her, due to her patrician tier taste

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you, as a man, enjoy cooking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444840
anon that was a boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444728
I have no clue doesn't Bmi require being submerged in a tank of water or am I retarded.
I weight 145 at 5'10" though so take that as you will. I lift and do 10k training to impress my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444895
So I can cook for my Pomu wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444895
this is why you don't get pussy pomie

[Anonymous No.]

Cooking is a good, practical skill but baking seems like something only fat people need to pick up

[Anonymous No.]

this is so fucking dumb lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444895
I can't cook but one day I'll learn for Pomu.
I'll post daily meals in her live tweet tag and convince her to start eating healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444895
this is why you get no bitches you loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444862
Baking isn't even that hard, you can even bake basic things in the microwave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444866
that's so american...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444895
So I don't get judged like how the sisters judge Vox' cooking. that fucking pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444895
Lots of girls these days can't cook for spit, being able to cook and bake is two things you can do to actually talk to girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444895
using and improving your skills is very man thing to do. cooking is just one of those

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444977
>>42444943
Why are femanons like this....

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444948
Ive seen a bunch of anorexics that love baking, they just dont eat the food themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444895
You have to be Pomu's malewife because she is not capable of caring for herself with proper meals

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444992
not like those donuts with a hole tho... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C4%85czki but something like this

[Anonymous No.]

i already said it but briskadets and pomudachis are the same but genderbent. Just fucking die already

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444992
Polish donuts are different

[Anonymous No.]

PAT FUSTY

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444948
what's the difference even?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444895
Because I get to cook for my mom. Seeing her enjoy my cooking makes me a happy man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445045
They should marry each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445020
They're worthless holes that can't cook so they shame men to get free meals instead.

[Anonymous No.]

holy fucking shit anon rosemi

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444895
Because it's fun being able to cook whatever you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445030
picrel your bussy when I am done using you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445075
One is able to make nourishing meals, the other indulgent deserts

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444895
i'm a pomudachi and i enjoy cooking

please don't make the rest of us look bad

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't seen oh dear poster in a while...

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you guys I'm supposed to be fasting

[Anonymous No.]

Nina sounds like a hag in Tekken 8

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445134
post pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445063
I want Pomu's pat fusty on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445155
Boohoo, cry more muzzie

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445165
absolutely not

[Anonymous No.]

fucking EU hours and their baking obsession

[Anonymous No.]

I'm about to head to bed so can I get some holy cows to wake up to later? It will make my morning great.

[Anonymous No.]

I love da Wose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445155
What a weakling

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444840
that is very cute anon, was she SEX? why did you focus on her toes? did she show them to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445209
Rosemi-sama love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445209
I LOVE ROSEMI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444895
Stop taking pride in being bad at things.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember when Tekken was all about dumb cool looking combos... give me back my Tekken 5

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445134
Pomu HATES cooking, this just means you're not actually Pomu and your pomification failed. Sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.]

what are the odds noctyx gets actual plushies like luxiem did? am i being too optimistic...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445297
good night anon! you are cute posting gn!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anon in five minutes it's time for your daily prayers to Aster Arcadia for saving Nijisanji and the entire vtubing scene.
Please have your prayer mat ready. Obviously I cannot confirm you have prayed but strongly request that you do so that we can avoid his wrath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445211

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445023
thats true because you put a lot of time and effort to bake that in the end when its finished you dont even want it anymore just like artist when they dont want to look at their art

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445297
gn ! i should sleep soon too...

[Anonymous No.]

bros is there a simple but not boring cake recipe? now im in the mood to try and make one

[Anonymous No.]

I miss you Ike
Where are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445333
Aster being a Muslim would be apt considering the femboy stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445237
During summer she wore sandals and exposed her cute feet. She also wore something that looks like a camisole and even showed off her armpits. Yes she was SEX, but also really cute. She liked to draw and wanted to be an architect (even though it was impossible due to her low grades).

[Anonymous No.]

I think I also like Rosemi quite a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445297
>>42445374
Good night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445389
wow anon that is amazing, wife material

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445333
Aster Mohammed.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445381
if you're just starting buy a mix and there will be a recipe on the back of the box, from there you can start doing more with your own ingredients.

[Anonymous No.]

Alhamdulillah

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445325
Thanks!
>>42445374
I’m going to still need to shower and tidy things up before sleeping…
>>42445409

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445408
buds collectively fapped to rosemi yesterday during her stream, are you willing to do the same!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445381
make a chocolate lava cake

[Anonymous No.]

>Anons turned this cake conversation into a way to talk about their cute gf
GOD I AM GOING TO KILL YOUALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445482
to be fair her stream yesterday was quite erotic, the noises atleast

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445482
actually I haven't been able to fap to her
have other buds done it?

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who thinks that all the people who went on break are gonna show up for a giant off-collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445493
Where's your rosebud gf pomie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445411
I asked her out but she, unsurprisingly, turned me down. I'd like to improve myself so that maybe she says yes if we meet again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445440
im sick of those since its the only thing my sister makes, but if i find a nice one at the store it could be a good option

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445493
pomie, you are cute too

[Anonymous No.]

REIMU IS PREGNANT

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445482
>>42445527
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445528
Yeah, with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445527
I have, but only to pictures, so it's basically just fapping to a hot anime girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445548
He never actually accepted becoming my roommate...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445594
yeah, with me

[Anonymous No.]

I was looking for mysta’s hitman vod since I missed it, but it’s gone…

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445571
yes girls are like that, turning us down
finding a compatible person is very difficult
I want to kms when I think about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445523
>>42445527
I busted 4 loads yesterday, from stream, art and soundfiles...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445594
Yeah, with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445493
Don't give up Pomie!
You can hook up with a femanon here!
I've been chatting with a Pomudachick from here for a while now. We're watching Baccano together at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445646
woah 4...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445571
that's a good approach, don't give up aloupeep

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444895
how's a man going to get married? You gonna put on jewelry? You gonna kiss in front of all your friends? That's fucking gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445646
4 loads how? when I cum my brain turns on and I need to recover

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445656
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445656
>pomudachick
lesbian or male

[Anonymous No.]

i love ike

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445656
good job pomie!
the world might suck balls but luck can catch you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445656
Yeah, I am sure that's gonna happen haha

[Anonymous No.]

It was the middle of the year 2022. The world was in a dismal state.
The stagnation of the vtuber industry was plain to see. We truly were in a dark age.
Yet unbeknownst to us, a savior was soon to arrive and grace us.
On the 22nd of July our lord and saviour, Aster Arcadia, debuted.

Truly, he was divine. No, divinity itself. None could compare to his quality of content and no woman could compare to his unparalleled femininity.
His lordship quickly become the object of much devotion, bringing a golden age to the decaying state of Nijisanji EN.
Who could ever resist his spell? The world become his. We become his servants.
He truly is the shepherd that shall guide us to a golden age. A prophet of the future that will shape our destiny.
One day peace shall be attained within our realm. We shall all fall under his banner, yet this is only a fraction of his power.
Soon all states on this planet shall be reduced to naught. And the world shall be united under his divine, monolithic rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445656
Good for you anon, I expect a wedding invite

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445063
This reminds me Dokapon has a character called Mitch Digger, can't wait to see our illiterate livers going through that whenever Pomu forces them to play the online rerelease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445674
>>42445715
It's because I retained for a whole week. I fapped when I woke up. Got horny again during the stream, fapped twice during it, and did one last fap with just the soundfiles before my shower at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445781
Aster-sama!!!!!
He's going to play CSGO blindfolded today! I'd like to see anyone else try that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ci9DQMbwUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445493
Please end my suffering pomie.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, I really hate Enna even more now

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445808
I retained for months once, it was fucking good, but weeks are usually the best, your cute dick needs caressing too, and horniness catch us at any moment
I don't know how it for femanons, do their parts flare up too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445908
marippet....

[Anonymous No.]

i can't tell if asterposting is a joke or not anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Pomies can't believe buds are becoming hornier than us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445409
i...can't sleep yet TOT puzzle is more important...but thank you..!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445738
Ike is dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445956
it's all the extra t from lifting

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445977
ike is in my room

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445939
As a thread, collectively, we should come together and watch him. Aster will be the heart and soul of NijiEN come the end of 2023

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445908
Yeah, I've managed to do it for a month but I can't do it like that again, I just get too horny and get wet dreams if I try. So I make it a one day a week thing and it works really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446006
It is quite crazy how horny you can get from lifting, when doing push ups, its the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to bake a cake now but i still have a half eaten cheesecake that i baked last week in my fridge...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446021
Ok Aster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445888
my fps prince is going to awp down mid on dust 2 and get an ace blindfolded

[Anonymous No.]

half of this thread belongs in chastity devices

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445939
it is a joke but it's also the most discussion he gets besides his feetcam streams

[Anonymous No.]

P P P
P P P
POMU POMU
P P P
P P P
POMU POMU

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446034
yes, once per week is very good

[Anonymous No.]

I love Sonny, he's my shining star!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446149
im not disciplined enough to endure even a week of not fapping

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446049
are cheesecakes good? never tried
I say try smelling it and see its texture., maybe you need to bake a new fresh cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446137
What I wouldn't give for a Pomu handjob

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Buds and marippets should be sold into sexual slavery

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446187
I'm sure Rosemi-sama is proud that you can come loads for her, your life energy for the cute rose

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446217
hi-fi rush..... finally.......

[Anonymous No.]

A tale of two pokemon playthroughs.

Elira Pendora
>names her Bidoof "chat"
>spends the entire playthrough doting on "chat" and loving them
>faces the final battle with her Bidoof leading the way
>wins on her first try

Enna Alouette
>names her rival "chat"
>spends the entire playthrough hating on "chat" and insulting them
>hates bidoof
>savescums the final battle, item spams
>doesn't even know basic game mechanics, doesn't know what's weak against poison or rock, backseated through it

I think this is a good explanation of their personalities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446219
who do you oshi random anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446217
BUD LOOK

[Anonymous No.]

>no Pomu yesterday, possibly no Pomu today, no Pomu tomorrow
I cri

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446268

[Anonymous No.]

>>42445493
maybe you should learn how to bake then

[Anonymous No.]

thanks to all the chat Im very horny now

[Anonymous No.]

You are now entering /nijien/'s normie era. Please procure a fulfilling social life, successful career, and loving relationship as soon as possible. Failure to do so will result in mockery, alienation, and a feeling of disconnect from the thread. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446217
>Elden Ring
>Scarle
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446289
Being a pomie is hard...

[Anonymous No.]

seeing Pomies whine about not getting/having gfs is really funny

[Anonymous No.]

new rrat just dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446289
criing

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>>42446258
does it explain why they're friends though?

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>>42446376
So literally nothing is going to change?

[Anonymous No.]

>fail captcha multiple times
>duplicate file

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>>42446258
>zero clips of Ewiwa's bidoof
>million clips of Enna shitting on bidoof
Enna is doing it right and that's why she will be the most popular female in EN.

[Anonymous No.]

Nina has a wife... it's over bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446390
I think Quilldren and Briskadets should be the Pomudachi's communal girlfriends.

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>>42446219
that'll be 120 an hour minimum 2h session

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>>42446190
it was a basque cheesecake
they look ugly but taste rich and caramelly, very easy to make too!
thanks I should def check before eating it, it's just hard to finish a whole cake by myself in a week even though it's only 4 inch

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>>42446289
>possibly no Pomu today
NO TOMODACHI TODAY?????

[Anonymous No.]

>Reimu is moving to Italy
My cute latina wife is gonna learn how to make delicious pizza!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446418
they arent, theyre only acquaintances because of millie

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>>42446431
Lmao idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446406
Holy shit, Uki fucked Riku Tazumi to kick Yugo out of Nijisanji. Shameless.

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>>42444840
sometimes i feel like i drew the short end of the lottery stick by being born african
i will never have a meetcute revolving around sweets

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>>42446190
Do you like savory things? Cheesecakes are usually a little less sweet and more savory and a tiny bit sour, but they tend to be accented with things that make them sweeter and more sour like blueberries. I like 'em a lot

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>>42446406
I can't belive Nina kill Yugo....

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>>42446462
Yes, eating sugar/calorie rich food is kind of taxing, you might get full fast, cakes are especially like that
What did you think of baking?

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>>42446418
are they? Didn't Elira tell us she tends to keep her distance from Enna and Millie and not get sucked into their schemes. I think reading between the lines it's because Enna and the effect she has on Millie who is easily influenced.

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>4 out of seven done
man this nip is fast

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>>42446390
We're people too you know. We want to give love and feel loved just like any other anon..

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>>42446406
Holy schizophrenia

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>>42446534
Yes, I like not so sweet desserts too, it depends how delicate the texture is, harder textures are harder to eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>42444997
Pasta?

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>>42446406
b-but alban was the one that ghosted yugo on their anniversary collab! my rrats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446418
They are friends through Millie. So they are close but not that close.

[Anonymous No.]

can we go back to survey posting, that was better than this

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>>42446406
what the fuck is this schizophrenia?

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>>42446631

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>>42446627
You'll like cheesecakes then! They tend to have creamy textures more often than not, it's quite a delight!

[Anonymous No.]

Will Pomu have to restart Pomudachi Life every time someone graduates?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42446566
I hope you all look better than stinky sweaty ojisans, I mean Im not a young boy anymore either (close to 30), but I could get by I think
Makes it so that we think every one of us are cutes

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>>42446467
Read her pinned in the waiting room

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>>42446711
Thank you! Once I will try cheesecakes

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>>42446694
I... this is a nightmare

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>>42446674
https://poal.me/xd54cp

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>>42446711
>>42446627
Simple, basic cheesecake is life imo. Creamy, a little bit sweet, a little bit savory, the graham cracker-like crust at the bottom. It's all to die for.

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>>42446694
>dry ass chicken with few dabbles of siracha
>cooked pasta with literally 0 sauce
>half cut peppers for some fucking reason
i am gonna puke

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>>42446711
Stop being so cute bud

[Anonymous No.]

Rosemi will NEVER EVER get Tekken 8 perms ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446694
Vox what the fuck

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>>42446716
I am tall 24 years old guy. I look ok but pretty autistic and shy, so yeah.

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>>42446781
I prefer the base cheesecake too! Variants are nice once in a while but the classic is perfect.

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>>42446694
Vox always tries to look like a refined man's man when he cooks, but god his steak was so sad I almost started crying.

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>>42446830
you are tall too? that is nice

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>>42446694
why does the chicken look like it came from a packet?

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>>42446802
she would get exposed as a fraud if she did.

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>>42446694

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446802
Tekken 1...

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>>42446836
Well now you have to post the steak

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>>42446376
I am graduating from /nijiEN/

[Anonymous No.]

OH MY GOD
https://twitter.com/OffKaiExpo/status/1622293986705539075
IT'S HAPPENING, AND ON MY BIRTHDAY MONTH, IN MY STATE, HOLY AFJAFKAFAKFKAFJFAJAFJ I'M GOING TO WORK SUPER HARD TO MEET ROSEMI

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>>42446258
>the-the first pokemon I caught was Chat, and the pokemon that ended it all was Chat! That's so emotional MY HEART ;c;
https://youtu.be/8_xY-5_Kl7M?t=36822

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>>42446848
Plenty of pomies seem to be tall from what I've seen. I guess Pomu attracts a specific type of people.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/OffKaiExpo/status/1622293986705539075
COME ON BUDS

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>>42446694
do british people really

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>>42446541
i've made chocolate chiffon cake with whipped cream and fruits before, it's light and fluffy
i will see if i can get my hands on some strawberry tomowwow!

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>>42446922
The steak wasn't so bad. It looked edible.

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>>42446694
>*shits on vox's cooking*
>mom wheres the tendies!

[Anonymous No.]

why did Enna and Selen both name their Lucario "Riley"?

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>>42446986
chocolate cakes are my favourite, I could die for one, light texture, some whipped cream and there it is
good luck on getting them strawberries!

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>>42446694
L-looks good to me? What's wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.]

what are your thoughts on this fox

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>>42446971
I can finally fly over there and

[Anonymous No.]

>>42447104
Enna and Elira

[Anonymous No.]

https://poal.me/dfpvvx

[Anonymous No.]

>>42447104

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>>42447156
NA buds are lucky, I hope they will be very happy to see Rosemi-sama and worship her

[Anonymous No.]

Pomu LOVE

I love this cute wise dork!

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446786
S-Sorry, Pomie! I can't help it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>42447271
Even todd can't escape chilla shart

[Anonymous No.]

>>42447271
>no handcam drinking
what happened to you todd

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446922

[Anonymous No.]

>>42447271
>no superbowl watch party
bros...

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>>42447215
I hope she will get better soon pomie

[Anonymous No.]

>>42447271
>Chilla's Art
I can't believe they finally got Todd...

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>>42447271
>no smoking review
I knew he would fucking go with minimum effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>42447342
NFL perms got denied after Todd shittalked Troy Aikman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42447271
Chilla's Art... No...

[Anonymous No.]

so many famelira on that poll

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>>42447332
Are these? Are these onions but he failed to caramelize them properly for like 50 minutes?

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Fucking youtube, I know I watch vtubers a lot but I’m not interested in you shilling other companies to me. Give me back my normie food ads

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>>42447271
best post itt

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>>42447419
You can tell Todd was salty about it too, dubbing Sunday the lords day. He's been hype about it all month. I guess he took the Bengals loss hard.

[Anonymous No.]

I need some new Pomu porn. Time to learn how to make it with AI I guess.

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I love how Offkai Expo's Obsydia blurbs are
>the Great Rosemi-sama!
>Uh-oh, Selen's about to stomp the competition!
And then Petra's is just "she's bilingual"

[Anonymous No.]

He's in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qntRdcpicxc

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>>42447512
I can't stop masturbating to Ryo Agawa's art and I think I want to commission Scarle, Pomu and Ewiwa art by him but the fucker is unreachable

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>>42447137
the peppers are cut unreasonably large and there appears to be no dressing or sauce, the meat looks kinda bland too. it's not inedible or anything but it could use some improvement. no clue what he was doing with the sriracha though

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>>42447479
You too? I'm getting nothing but vtuber ads now

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>>42447479
Sorry anon, but unless you got adblock then Youtube will show you tons of Vtuber ads since it knows that's what you watch.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>42447512
ai is good food

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>>42447635
She's an amputee...

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>>42447116
thanks I hope you get to try cheesecake some day too! either get it at a store or bake it yourself

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>>42447635
fat assed fairy...

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>>42447667
not enough she needs to be a onahole

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>>42447635
Mother of fat butts

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>>42447622
Do you want to drink her pee, or taste it?
I dont know how female pee smells like

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>>42447593
I actually watch more lets plays than vtuber even until now…

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>>42447635
Nice ribbon, loser

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>>42447635
holy fucking SEX
this butt is fat, round and delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>Obsydia at a con
Another rrat dies.

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>>42447742
I like it, it looks some high tech version of her ribbon.

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>>42447137
>Pasta noodles untouched by any kind of sauce
>Disproportional slices of basically raw, unseasoned bell peppers
>Little bit of dry unseasoned chicken
>all of this topped off with a table spoon of some kind of miscellaneous sauce and garnish
Basically, if Vox ever made an attempt to hide his nationality, this pasta would have doxxed him as a Brit.

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>>42447548

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>>42447709
This post actually makes me wonder how many piss fetish anons become nurses to find out...

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>>42447709
I want her to plant her pussy directly on my mouth and piss

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>>42446694
Reimu is gonna starve more after she gets married to Vox.

[Anonymous No.]

Plop is dead...

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>>42447673
>>42447635

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna eat petra's creamy pasta everyday

[Anonymous No.]

Plop NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

plump pomu

[Anonymous No.]

The hell is this kenshi game

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446694
oof

[Anonymous No.]

>>42447905
Ey cock crushing my prostate

[Anonymous No.]

>>42447959
a game about removing the weakness of flesh and autism

[Anonymous No.]

Elira's Pokemon Diamond streams were so kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>42447959
a simulation of an average day in detroit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42447959
Immersive sim

[Anonymous No.]

>>42447820
Yes but what if your reflexes kick and start throwing up without wanting to?
What if she just pees in a bottle, or piss a little and you taste it first?
Or pee on your face not to feel overwhelmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>42447545
she's not even bilingual, she knows four languages

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448016
The combination of pee and pussy juice is essential

[Anonymous No.]

another day another pomu stream probably canceled... two kino streams in a row.

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>>42448016
>Yes but what if your reflexes kick and start throwing up without wanting to?
I'll swallow that Pomu piss-soaked vomit back into my gut.

[Anonymous No.]

who do you think will play the new spongebob game? Or who do you want to see play the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446406
What video is this under? Unless it’s just U san

[Anonymous No.]

>>42447930
Ruka is now a widow to the greatest female hive worker to ever live...

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everyone here talking about good food and shit and here i am eating my cup ramen

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>>42447929
Now this is pasta

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>>42448100
Was it?
I see the waiting room and her last tweet was a good morning pomu

[Anonymous No.]

When is Nina playing Mechanicus? Enough Momnissiah jokes. Do the real thing.

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>>42448062
pussy juice... her body's liquids leaking out to help our dicks impregnate her easier
must be tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>42447271
>SSX

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>>42447086
Can you not

[Anonymous No.]

Pomu's malnourished. Her piss is probably a repulsive shade of orange and reeks of digestive stank and musk.
And I'd still swallow that up and sweat it out like a man in a Gatorade ad.

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>>42448157
And Ruka's a disloyal BIG STUPID HEAD

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>>42448161
I eat salami with rolls and tomato

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>>42447635
I think it's fine

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>>42448276
Imagine licking her cute pee up like a cat does water

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>>42448281
She deserves to have her horns cut off, the whore.... If only she thought of her one and only, Plop.

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>>42448274
Oh wait it’s public

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>>42448342
Did you think it was members?

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>>42448329
w-woah

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448161
I'm eating turkey and drinking green tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448342
dummy brisket

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448329
Wose's fat butt

[Anonymous No.]

I still can't believe that Elira

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448335
>>42448281
man i love kenshi... every single new game makes new stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448329
Thank you, saved for next Saturday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448183
read the pinned comment in her waiting room

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>>42448443
Can't wait for her to do a torsolo run. Would be a heavy grind but so fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Elira won the poal, and so sex shall be prompted.
https://litter.catbox.moe/5e0ap8.png
Litterbox link because the main site won't let me upload for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42446021
>As a thread, collectively, we should come

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>>42448165
this too! my pengy's gonna be a good wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448188
perms.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Rosemi and Pomu sitting on your dick and face

[Anonymous No.]

I love Elira so much
>>42448509
Elirasex

[Anonymous No.]

Pomu is literally the unhealthiest person in the company

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448509
Now i'm curious about the unholy abomination...

[Anonymous No.]

nijiEN plays fallout 76 when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448555
Millie/Ike exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448329
Can you do stirrup legwear like pic related please.
It's one of my fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448555
I wish I could cook for her. I don't know how to bake but I could make some healthy meals for her. Every time she talks about having crackers for lunch I facepalm.

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>>42448555
Meanwhile Ike is eating burgers and drinking every carbonated beverage within reaching distance.

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>>42448591
Fuck off Todd, shit game

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448335
>>42448443
NINA'S MAKING RUKA INTO A MONSTER

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/n2iwnk.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448555
>>42448606
It shouldn't be a competition, they are ALL DUMBASSES AND MAKE ME WORRY FOR THEM
Scarle too

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448668
Hilarious but also actually scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448662
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE SHE'S MOLDING THE LORE OF PLOP INTO RUKA

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448668
That was funny and terrifying, I reacted just like Mr. Bean

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>>42448694
I barely worry about Scarle because she lives with her family
Finana too

[Anonymous No.]

Aia I know you are /here/, sleep with one eye open tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448668
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448564
Should I try it?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448774
for sure
I want to see Mya and Maria united

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448668
what is this technique, cute cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448668
pretty good looking cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448668
Why do I still click catbox links from here

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448555
There are many examples of poor health in this company, each with their own distinct flavorings:
>Pomu has one of the verifiably worst diets known to humankind. Exists solely on konjac jellies and crackers, occasionally gets greasy takeout while on her period.
>Ike has not drank water in years, every ml of fluid intake is carbonated, caffeinated, or full of taurine.
>Scarle operates on 16 minutes of sleep per day and has an IV drip of Red Bull plugged into every major artery. She also binge eats food challenges and cannot cook for herself.
>Kotoka and Zaion literally do not bathe for any reason. Kotoka also doesn't sleep and can't cook for herself.
>Multiple livers are physically repulsed by the idea of eating a vegetable.

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>>42448930
>Kotoka and Zaion literally do not bathe for any reason
That's not a health issue :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448930
And then there's Rosemi

[Anonymous No.]

*sits next to you and blushes*
*kisses my hand and blows you a kiss*
*shits myself*

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448509
elira seggs

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>>42448694
This anon speaks truth... Even Rosemi-sama worries me, she's too hopped up on sugar and as bad as me with caffeine. Her hydration habits are super bad too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448930
>Kotoka and Zaion literally do not bathe for any reason
Anyone have the timestamp of Ike finding out about this and being really disgusted by it?
Was a recent stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448980
you should go get that cleaned up anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448930
When is Pomu's period usually?

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448930
You do not watch Ike at all, carbonated drinks have not been the main issue with him for a while now. He drinks a lot of water actually.

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>>42448930
Kototo drinks a ton of water, orders food for herself and snacks all the time. She doesn't like cleaning absolutely though, if she could live as a queen of the garbage she would do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448930
how do the bongs somehow have better diet than them kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>42449014
https://youtu.be/NyKb8WFUrk4?t=16805
Stinky nasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448930
>>42449030
Ike just has a shit diet and never goes to the doctor for any issue until he's on death's door

[Anonymous No.]

>>42449012
Her pee must be sugary then, and her pussy juices should be dense as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448668
thank god I thought it was cunny for a second

[Anonymous No.]

>>42449153
Damn it you turned me from worried into curious, anon. I'm not for or against piss personally, but exchanging/tasting fluids has always been something intimate and exciting

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448555
>>42448930
The unhealthiest person is Kyo, but not for lifestyle reasons

[Anonymous No.]

Don't look
https://litter.catbox.moe/qmdrz7.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>42449226
snowballing my cum with wosemi

[Anonymous No.]

>>42449117
I still laugh at how invested he got in this game

[Anonymous No.]

>>42448555
pomu has an eating disorder please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>42449114
>how do the bongs somehow have better diet than them kek
Because laughing at food articles that date back to the 1800's and going "HOW DO THEY EAT THIS" isn't the reality of what happens in the country? Helps that Vox is a yuppie hipster theatre kid who likely got conditioned young to eat well and Mysta grew up on the breadline so knows the importance of a good meal

[Anonymous No.]

>>42449250
There's a distinction between being unhealthy and being ill. Fulgur and Kyo have illnesses that make them unhealthy. The rest of them are making unhealthy choices in their otherwise healthy bodies.

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>>42449276