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>>42438491
Hakos Baels is literally LITERALLY the perfect EN chuuba. I can’t think of any legitimate reason why anyone would dislike her.

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>>42438491
Fauna said Bae was shortstack.

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>>42439166
Because she's a whore, she admintted using Tinder on stream and getting fcked every night by different dudes

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>>42439513
I was one of those dudes.

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>>42439513
I was 3 of those dudes

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>>42439513
I was 5 of those dudes

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>>42439542
>>42439659
>>42439732
I am all of these dudes

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>>42439166
She's Australian

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>>42439487
she used that word?

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>>42438491
Subaru thought Bae was the same size as Aqua btw

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>>42440492
She did but she also admitted she wasn't sure exactly what it meant

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>>42439513
I was Tinder.

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>>42439929
I am all of these dude that this dude mention

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>>42439542
>>42439659
>>42439732
>>42439929
You fucked her with my dick, and impregnated her with my semen.

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>>42439513
I was the whore

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>>42440750
>>42440629
>>42439929
>>42439732
>>42439659
>>42439542
I’m all of these posts and yes its true Bae is pregnant with my child

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>>42440818
When is my turn?

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>>42439513
Timestamps or it didn't happen

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>149cm
>roughly 47kg
>too weak to do a single pull up
>feet don't touch the floor when she sits in her computer chair
>confirmed gorgeous by everyone who meets her
>deeply romantic
>doesn't know how to kiss
>will make you soup every morning

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>>42441193
>tfw no chaotic rat gf
it's not fair bros

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>>42441193
>Feet don't touch the floor when she sits on her computer chair
Needs to be updated, she recently said that she sits with both her legs on the snuggled up to her chest on the chair 70% of the time

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>"Bae looks like a kid"
Well, do you still want to fuck her?

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>>42441193
>Those last 3
Clips/links?

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>>42440905
I don't remember posting this but it's true, we're expecting triplets.

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>>42440905
>>42441857
Actually we're 4 in here but the other 3 keep beating me up. Please help

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>>42439487
That could just mean that the clothes she wore while meeting Subaru hid her figure, setting aside what >>42440580 said and the possibility that Fauna was misusing the word.

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>>42440905
that child is me btw

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>>42441740
Where do you think you are?

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>>42441770
NTA but I always keep my receipts
>Deeply romantic
During newly friend game with Sora, she admitted that being hugged from the back is her biggest fetish and makes her heart go doki doki when she reads such scenes in shoujo manga. She also likes head rubs and kabedons

>Doesn't know how to kiss
During unarchived new years karaoke offcollab with Fauna and Mumei, "do your eyes close when you kiss?"
https://streamable.com/u40gtg

>Will make you soup every morning
There are too many examples of this so I'll only list down a couple
Mumei talking about it in collab with Ina
https://youtu.be/sdZSs87MXjo?t=7020

Bae confirming that she made the soup for breakfast + did grocery shopping for lunch, dinner and Fauna's dishes separately
https://youtu.be/OxTDM6NFyWM?t=3704
https://youtu.be/OxTDM6NFyWM?t=4310

Bae brings Faumei tea and coffee unprompted
https://youtu.be/9s1Wb0z1M1M?t=988

Did Mumei's Laundry
https://youtu.be/9s1Wb0z1M1M?t=720

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>>42439166
>Homos
>Roberu
>Mori
>Kettle laugh
>Ruined Kronii
>Salty ass about IRyS

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>>42439166
BaeRyS shipfags are more obnoxious than household termites

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>>42446251
Based, thanks for the stamps. She's a lovely girl

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>>42446251
Fucking based receipt autist

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>>42438491
>Gura finds Bae is gorgeous
>Mumei finds Bae beautiful
>Matsuri finds Bae fuckable
>Subaru finds Bae adorable
These are just from the clips that I watched. Probably more girls thought that she was attractive.

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>>42441193
>>42446251
I need to find a shed asap

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>>42439166
Trannycorns hate her, far more than kronii or the wigger.

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>>42441193
I really want to see Bae and Kobo off collab to see which one is smoller.

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>>42443662
Survival of the /fit/test anon, time for pushups

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Cheesed to meet you~

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>>42441193
Mating press.

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Guys how do I reconcile my fraternal instincts to dote on and protect this autistic zoomie like a little sister with my desire to violently and mercilessly breed the ever loving shit out of her?

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>>42452163
medication, probably

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>>42452163
Become her sugardaddy

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>>42439166
Her loud kangaroo voice filters me

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>>42452163
I dunno, I feel the same way about Shion and Haachama.

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>>42439166
>Annoying
>Loud
>Cringe
>Chink
https://streamable.com/6drx4p

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>>42452163
Just think of her as a fuckable little sister

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>>42452865
What you don't want a loud chink zoomer pressed beneath you in bed? What's wrong with you?

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>>42452163
That's bad how?

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>>42438491
well that explains why shes 100% matsuri's type

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>>42438491
your sausage vs my sausage

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>>42438491
was bae's laugh always like that.

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>>42458047
She mentioned just a stream or two ago that her laugh has evolved and one of the catalysts was that she started doing her kettle laugh IRL and realized how it sounded

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If I could not shower for a month and scrape my unwashed balls across the face of a single EN chuuba it'd be Bae

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>>42458685
The fucked up part? She'd enjoy it...

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>>42449589
Definitely Kobo.
Kobo is tiny as shit you can see how small she is when she was teaching Ollie how to solve a rubix cube.

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>>42459684
I want to see JP and EN reaction when they finally met Kobo offline.

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>>42439166
They hated him because he told the truth

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>>42446251
Both the Treerat and the Rrat are wife material, huh?

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>>42448521
She's ideal in both western and japanese eyes. God, how cute is she?

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>>42464088
The kyutest!

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>>42441193
BUILT FOR

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>>42439166
>treats her fans like children by talking down to them before Holostars EN first debuted, even though we knew she was going to collab with men because she had been straight up with Roberu beforehand
>points out in a smug tone, that she will never, ever, EVER reveal when she is going somewhere beforehand. This rule is fine, but the way she said it was like she was being smug that she got to say that to her audience, instead of being professional about it
>fake, forced laugh
>normie asian australian party girl

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>>42468670
just going by how distorted the second point is, I'll assume the other points are presented in a way that's convenient to you too

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>>42441193
>>too weak to do a single pull up
What the fuck? She's light and people kept telling me she was the fittest girl in EN, a literal gymrat. Korone and Nene demolish all competition.

>Romantic
Based if true. I want to see more romantic vtubers (not gfe) since it would be a nice change from everyone being cynical these days and I get my cute fix from various vtubers, no romance.

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>>42469040
She (usually) goes to the gym pretty often but as a woman she mostly focuses on cardio and leg work, she's described herself as having thunder things from all the training she's done so far

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>>42469165
thunder thighs, even

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>>42469040
Bae is very weird, she's actually quite fit in that she can do ringfit for 2 hours as warmup before actual gym and still does dance practice daily
She also goes bouldering which requires a ton of grip and finger strength with a strong core with legs, I think her arms are just weak as fuck since she doesn't do strength training and has admitted to going all in on leg day at the gym to the point she has "thunder thighs"

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>>42468995
You can boil down the first two points to him being an ESL who doesn’t watch streams and doesn’t understand Aussie banter.

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>>42469165
>she mostly focuses on cardio and leg work
Oh no she's one of those girls who feels the need to wear slutty yoga pants then accuses all men in the gym of being perverts on her personal tiktok. I will now anti your oshi.

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>>42469165
can she choke me out by wrapping her thighs around my neck and give it a big squeeze?

can she pop my skull like a watermelon?

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>>42469444
She actually said she hates being on camera in any and all circumstances, Watame even confirmed it later

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>>42469483
Yes but she would be too scared she's hurting you and stop

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SqueeboomgeyRyS

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>>42469617
boomgey will NEVER be a thing

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>>42441193
does she have FAT TITS tho

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>>42469888
All we have to go off on that front is Fauna describing her as a "shortstack" and "not flat"

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>>42469584
well that's fair, one can dream

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>>42469429
does a certain aussie banter involve a mating press taunt? asking for her own safety

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>>42470056
>Fauna describing her as a "shortstack"
now this makes my pp become the big pp

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>>42469040
>I want to see more romantic vtubers (not gfe)
If you haven't already have a look at her valentine stream and Christmas VN she did, if romantic is what your after that'd be the best content to check out to make your decision.

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>>42469444
Bae indirectly confirmed her gym fit actually, it was pretty funny, it's the same as the training outfit for the female models in fire emblem
https://youtu.be/a4J9r5lQmpA?t=17155

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>>42470629
That's gfe. I meant romantic as in idealistic and romantic, not just gf roleplay asmr. E.g. I consider Suisei pretty romantic in the sense she's a sort of idealist with dreams of being an idol. She dislikes romance scenes because she's never had a bf, but I still consider her a romantic due to her ideals and optimism.

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>>42469237
I'm mildly certain you should be able to do a pullup if you go bouldering often.
t. goes bouldering often.

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>>42471443
The funny part is she didn't even fail doing a pullup, she failed doing a single chin up

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>>42470937
ah true, wasn't too sure what you meant in terms of romantic.
I'm not sure if it's romantic, but Bae's got an infectious amount of positivity and playfulness, so when she's her more quieter sweet self she's someone that gives the urge hold and protect.

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>>42471551
Only past 4C boulders is that level of upper body strength required iirc, Bae is probably a rank 4C and below at which point, your finger strength and climbing shoes, especially the latter do all the work in pulling your weight

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>>42470937
nta but I get what you mean, Bae always mostly keeps her audience at an arms length and always gives a disclaimer beforehand when doing GFE roleplay stuff that it's all fanservice and appreciation and to just sit back and enjoy the roleplay as a detached scenario. She still does a lot of projects, songs and covers at a very regular pace so her fans are never lacking in content even in break, her motto is pretty much that she just wants to make people smile so she never really lets the audience know in detail when she's having a hard time and just continues streaming. She's generally very positive minded to any obstacles that come her way and believes in self improvement which is why she's doing this Febaery stuff as a sort of challenge for herself.

Other than that, she's pretty serious about her dreams of wanting to be an idol to the point where she's doing dance practice pretty much every other day. She grew up watching kpop idols and Suzy's concert the other day moved her to tears to such a degree that she went on a tangent about what it means to be an idol and performer and how she hopes to reach that point one day.

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>>42468995
It's clear you have no real responses to the reasonable critique, so go shit up some other thread

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>>42472430
NTA but you're the only threadshitter here

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>>42472430
>go shit up some other thread
stop projecting and make like a tree.

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>>42472264
If I can get a little candid here Bae really taught me what it means to have an oshi, I want nothing more than to see this little rat succeed in everything she does and keep spreading her positivity to the world

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>>42473012
I feel pretty much the same way in regards to Bae

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>>42439166
I don't like her design. Too many bright colors and too much shit going on. The only one worse than her about it is that one rocket vtuber.

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>>42441193
>collabs with males
I mean, if you want used goods, go ahead.

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Am I the only one who think her more like a little sister?
To be honest I don't have sexual attraction toward several Vtubers because how they talk on stream.
Mori felt more like a high school lunch friend
Bae felt more like a clueless little sister
Mumei felt like a weird friend you like to have around
Gura is like another 4chan poster
Kobo is like an actual child

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>>42480683
T u T
How do you not want to fuck all of those?

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>>42481296
>>42480683
1 land whale... unfuckable, rather get a hooker
2 mating press
3 might be crazy... but crazy fucks are the best but with the most problems
4 would wife.
5 i rather kill that one too needy princess syndrome

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>>42441193
All this upset by the single fact that she is australian

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>>42480683
I can understand that sentiment for Bae, but for me she's like your friend's younger sister that you've always taken for granted but now is grown up.
You still tease her because you still see her as the naive girl that occasionally tagged along with you and your mate, but when she's acting more mature that image slowly cracking, so even when she throws a hissy fit over the fit of the cute teasing your starting to see her in a different light and get emotions you haven't felt for her before.

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>>42441740
Anon...

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>>42439513
She is a certified normie but would never, it would be career suicide

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>>42468995
If you'd watched the stream where she talked about Tempus for the first time you'd agree that the way she handled it was a big blunder, and she allegedly backpedaled in a member stream because of the blowback.

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>>42480683
She's like a daughter who could have been a wife to me

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>>42481823
>allegedly backpedaled in a member stream
>allegedly
I didn't know there was something worse than clipniggers, but here we are.

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Why are Brrats so different in Catalog threads than they are on /rrat/ and /hlgg/

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>>42482083
wdym?

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>>42481688
Then you see her with chad and all your hopes are ruined

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>>42440390
Ok anon, calm down now. It's time to take your meds.

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>>42438491
ToT

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>>42482492
YOU CAN'T SILENCE ME! THEY ARE REAL, DAMN AUSTRALIANS!!! WITH THEIR DINGOS AND THONGS!

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>>42467051
literally me

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>>42464088
I fapped to her rm
the more i hear about her the more unreal she sounds

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>>42483327
Her rm isn't that cute. She looks like your average asian
Kronii is hot. Bae isn't but she looks like a total normie

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>>42481296
Hey I still lust for some Vtubers.
For me it's Roboco, Miori, and Nerd Fauna

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>people think this is hot
lol

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>>42483327
>>42464088
>>42484700
not cute

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>>42482823
I just love the "Australia is not real" meme and how some people took that too seriously.

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>>42483365
>kronii
>hot

opinion discarded hard.

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>>42438491
ToT
raping 12 yr old
ToT

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>>42439166
>can cook
>can dance
>can sing
>hot voice
>hot rm
>said she has thicc lower body
>can va
>can gfe
>actual 12 yrs old
>smol
>can do laundry
>can clean the house
>can bear 10 children

what more you can ask for
shes a perfect wife material

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>>42486147
but she's my daughter

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>>42486199
Can i have your daughters hand in marriage?

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>>42486199
hi papa rat
can i marry your beautiful daughter?

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>>42446683
there is no way in fuck they re worse than takamorifag or amesamefag. lets get real

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>>42486199
Let me into the shed, I promise I'll treat her right

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>>42438491
it's funny how she has one of the most mature voices in EN despite this.

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>>42486272
>>42486294
>>42486996
No

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>>42448521
gangbang when?

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>>42487202
please post rrat noise catbox

you know the one

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>>42485885
Yes she is loser

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>>42482466
Yeah, i astral projected.

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the mating press...

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>>42439166
uhhh she's a whore...??

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>>42487490
nah
by asian standards she's suboptimal
bae is at least young-looking and cute

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>>42438549
KEEEEEEEEEEEK

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>>42487072
Mature voice? She just having a more raspy voice but I don't think that's a "mature" voice.

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>>42484565
Sex with children
T u T

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>>42480683
And I'm the one who always think of fucking your little sister

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>>42438491
interesting

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>>42489128
I don't see how raspy≠mature. If anything it gives her a slight smoker tone lol

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>>42439166
eh