/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Very Risky Edition

Last thread: >>41950719

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>41958293
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>41958304
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41958304
Amen.

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>>41958271
>YOU UNDERSTAND ME BROTHER!
is this "A Certain Alchemist" that I'm talking to? I'm not sure how I feel having my lewdpost read by him

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>>41958304
Amen

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I'M ALL MEDICATED UP DOKTOR

[Anonymous No.]

Watching karaoke vod rn

>I got hair in my mouth

Metalhead having metalhead hair confirmed?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1619626352067616768
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1619626467046080513
I can't believe Vesper died again

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>>41958304
Amen.

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By the blessing of holostars, I curse all the doomposters and baiters who come here to shit their pants.

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>>41958293
sauce: https://twitter.com/yinmelonsoup/status/1619609200568717312

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>>41958349
>"cause i talk in the same way"
if this isn't a huge smoking gun, i don't know what is

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>>41958359
No problem Mr Vesper Noir

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>>41958377
Vampires can't die

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>>41958385
Will Astel and Magni ever bond over being furries?

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>>41958391
>got THE Alchemist of Guild Tempus aroused with my lewdpost
Oh no that got me going

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>>41958304
Amen

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>>41958349
Dude I just talk like this, idfk.
Besides, if you were a real magmite you'd know that Magni would jerk off to this shit anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41958377
Damn he wasn't kidding about sleeping for 40 hours

[Anonymous No.]

Stop larping as Magni, anon AAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE

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>>41958432
Magni followed Astel's furry account so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1619627354263003137

[Anonymous No.]

ill worry about nowa later ive been drawing altares for hours on end

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>>41958432
well they certainly bonded over trolling Iofi in that cooking anniv tweet

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>>41958367
I mean, look at your pic.

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>>41958391
On their defense, there are times when you end up picking up your oshi's speech patterns without really noticing until way later. And then you are just fucked because good fucking luck getting rid of that

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>>41958467
Huh....

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>>41958467
Dingo forgives

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>>41955066
What should I expect from this playthrough? Is it lore-heavy?

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>>41958444
Alright, definitely-not-Magni-Dezmond, it's just a complicated feeling alright, I got over it. Now go talk with your definitely-not-a-Vampire friend and stop hanging out in this here Andorran Rat Breeding Forum

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>>41958513
rrat: the only one that's mad at Vesper is you fucking retards

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>>41958467
The second mane-san in Axel's cookout was Vesper, no I will not take my meds (but Vesper should continue taking his)

[Anonymous No.]

>>41958467
WE'RE BACK
THE MACCAS
IT'S ALL COMING BACK TOGETHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>41958457
anon i know the truth hurts, but actually I am "Great" Magni Dezmond, self-proclaimed alchemist of Holostars English Guild Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

NOWA OJI I FUCKING KNEEL. THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK.

[Anonymous No.]

SHINRI LOVE

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>>41958444
magni trips

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>>41958575
Considering how much Axel was flipping the bird at them, it had better of been Vesper

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>>41958595
sigh i fucked it up, gomen :<

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>>41958545 (me)
I meant Faith* sorry

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>>41958604
drugged up and ready baby!

[Anonymous No.]

WE'RE SAILING THE SAME BOAT AGAIN BOYS

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>>41958488
I have started unironically using the phrase heeheehaahaa and cheeky unironically and I don't even oshi axel. I've also started using brother and can see myself using the phrase "having beef" soon too. I think I watch the boys too much

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It's like we never left. Home.

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>>41958544
fixed it for you, big pictures are annoying

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>>41958590
THE MACCAS
raft... home...

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>>41958668
>>41958672
Now kiss

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>>41958638
I remember seeing on Film Theory that the people who end up skipping their meds are the ones who need it the most, and that they get paranoia about whether or not the meds actually work. I guess now we can safely confirm that yes, in fact, Vesper's pills work.

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>>41958663
We ride or die brother.

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>>41958687
how about I kiss you instead you little shit...! *slobber*

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Glory to the Imperium of /Mans/

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>>41958712
No

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>completely empty fridge
Now I'm starting to think the original plan of staying in Japan for months wasn't a bit...

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>>41958627
We need a wrist thickness comparison. Someone pick the VOD of magnoir offcollab and the VOD of axel's burgers, in the time mane-san waves shyly, then compare if they're same girth, quickly

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think there's ever coming back from this. No matter what they try now. It won't ever be the same. The scar is permanent.

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>>41958668
>>41958672
I HATE THIS ANIME ARC!!! IT MADE MY CRY!!!!!

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>>41958668
>>41958672
god... there's hope yet. we just need to do that serial TV thing and have Vesper and Altare argue violently at the start of the episode before being trapped and alone together for an extended period of time, until eventually their argument comes to a head and they start seeing eye to eye before credits roll.

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>>41958750
ogey

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>>41958663
I KEEP FUCKING SAYING "AAIIIIEEE" AT ANY MINOR INCONVENIENCE IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.

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>>41958488
>>41958663
Thank you for defending me. I just wrote porn a little to good and then sUDDENLY I'M MAGNI.

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So basically Vesper was having a 24/7 panic attack in Japan and probably got bonked for the Monopoly stream?

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>>41958673
Can't stop listening to this song

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Can't stop thinking about this sexy clown

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>>41958770
a little...too good. should've been a little more lowkey anon smhdesu

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>>41958749
Definitely not. Vesper's hands were like twice the size of Magni, and Magni has decent forearms for a man.

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>>41958767
t. Axel

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>>41958779
Talking to women in the monopoly collab is what made him manic

[Anonymous No.]

Looking back at some of the Bettel karaoke
Holy shit this man can SING

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>>41958754

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>>41958790

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>>41958680
I still remember when Magni was talking about eating Maccas at 2am in has car was one of his life’s lowest points and Axel saying how happy he would be eating Maccas at 2am

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>>41958779
the monopoly collab has nothing to do with this situation, they already canceled the l4d and the 2vs2 cook off plans before the monopoly collab

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>>41958846
Greatest fucking moment, and he wonder's why Magni doesn't listen to him half the time.

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>>41958790
fuck he's so hot, but his voice is SO ANNOYING.

i need him immediately

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>>41958779
I'm more likely to believe he didn't get bonked but he was worried he was going to be and that anxiousness just kept piling up each day the bonk didn't come

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>>41958779
He could handle the monopoly stream because it was full of familiar faces but the thought of interacting with the vanguard boys for the first time in such large projects probably completely drained him, and then he started circling the drain and reached rock bottom when he attempted the "tummy hort" strat to duck the 6 month anniversary collab, and realized he needed to go home asap.

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>>41958854
Where are you pulling this information from?

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[Anonymous No.]

man these bbats never stop coming

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>>41958947
oops, wrong one

[Anonymous No.]

good morning sirs of /mans/. karaoke link?

[Anonymous No.]

Episode One of the Regis Altare podcast? Where??

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>>41958961
kek

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>>41958961

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>>41958928
from watching streams and the tweets announcing both this events
retard

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>>41958975

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>>41958975
it's almost March, I can't wait for the dogeza

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>>41958467
>>41958668
>>41958672

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>>41958970
two threads back, Ctrl+F, "magnet"

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>>41959045
Home at last...

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>>41959029
S-SE MUEVE???

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>>41958975
Ask vesper

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What's the over-under on Vesper doing a stream/twitter space in the next 8 hours? I gotta sleep

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>>41958975
the voices in my head are telling me this fallout has to do with vesper and altare getting into a fight over somehing, and vesper deleting his audio of the podcast.

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>>41959112
The voices in your head are retarded abnd si are tiuhyivug

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>>41959134
..Anon??

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>>41959134
stroke-chama!?

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>>41959134
The voices...they got hidkjmb

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>>41959134

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>>41958928
Axels membership stream from the Sunday before

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>>41959103
who cares, if he doesn't address the collab nothing really changed. Might as well keep sleeping until wed or w/e

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>>41958975
If he changes the cast of the podcast, who are you hoping will be on it? I'm hoping it'll be Hakka.

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>>41959134
do not speak ill of the voices in my head

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>>41959045
Nowa left him all alone in the cooking stream...

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>>41959185
2hr podcast of bettel getting roasted for his food takes onegai

[Anonymous No.]

The timeline is this:

Vesper suspension
Projects delayed (the podcast, dnd, nuzlocke)
Vesper return
"Mom and Dad are fighting" (Vesper and Altare about something vague, probably the podcast)
Vesper spontaneously appears in Japan, forgot to teleport with his meds
Drunk Zatsu and Father/Son chat with Axel (Vesper later stated this was a cry for help)
Mario Party and Memories games collabs. Vesper anxiety is peaking.
Full Tempus collab. Vesper couldn't make it.
Zatsu where Vesper talks about his anxiety more openly and promises to communicate more.
Burger stream. Vesper ignores questions about the 6 month anniversary.
6 month collab happens, Vesper is a no show and is radio silent for 3 days.
Vesper tweets about his social battery being drained, and two days later he's back home.

There is no collab ban. Vesper is back on his meds, interacting with the boys again. Everything will be alright.

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>>41959134
AIEEEE THE SCHIZOS ARE FIGHTING

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41959177
Axel saying "it's not looking good" doesn't mean they had no hope for the collab happening in advance.

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https://twitter.com/maii_owo/status/1619609732540694530
KEK

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>>41959231
>the podcast is vesper's fault
yes, let's forget the editor debacle... 2 editors debacle and blame grandpa.
tourist should get the rope

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Well Altare did directly say that there would probably be "changes to the cast", and honestly I wouldn't blame him at all. The old man is too unreliable and unprofessional to have a project with. I wouldn't rely on him for stuff like this if I can help it.

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>>41958467
>>41958672
>>41958668
Oh god I'm so glad they seem to at least be pretending to be on good terms. Vesper's menhera spergouts give me ptsd thinking about how many people just gave up on me. This helps calm me down.

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>>41959339
Why are you putting words in my mouth, anon?

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>>41959283
Gay Potion

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>>41959258
It's over... the rrat is dead...

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>>41959339
nta but both were an issue and nowa admitted to his part on his own

[Anonymous No.]

HONESTLY
FR
NO CAP
FUCK BIRTHDAYS
LETS GO BACK TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED TEMPUS PROGRAMMING PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41959370
words?
you got a dick inside, don't swallow :)

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>>41959339
it's a podcast, how can you get in so much fights with so many editors?

[Anonymous No.]

Kinda cute how Maguni was promoting Machi's cover, he loves Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

Axel really wants to sacrifice himself for the boys https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1619613859916177408?s=46&t=8Hy7x2jncYX7siy_Cp8reA

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>>41959392
It's not the birthday, it's the unfortunate timing of going from a suspension to new years vacations, to japan and off collab arc that makes it feel like we've haven't had a "normal" tempus week in months

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>>41959428
ask altare
or wait for his 3rd editor to finish

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>>41959392
Unfortunately, Cover mandates that talent celebrate their fictional birthday and promote birthday merchandise.

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>>41959346
>The old man is too unreliable and unprofessional to have a project with
Anonchama, HQ are all busy. Even without the no-meds debacle Altare wanting a MANA podcast weekly is just impossible. Nowa is, ironically, the easiest he could schedule with, considering Axel is on the other side of the globe with COVER duties and Magni is busy all around. See that last Outer Wilds playthrough from Nowa and why it was so short? That was because he cut it short for the podcast recording.

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>>41959069
thanks bro. this is so fucking funny stream. he got potential too.

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>>41959450
He's a saviour fag so this is expected.

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>>41959470
lol lmao lmfao

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>>41959346
The "changes to cast" are obviously the addition of the VG boys

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[Anonymous No.]

Yikes the schizo rrats really poisoned this thread.

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>>41959512
so you're following the VG guys, how is this worth a post

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>>41959470
>That was because he cut it short for the podcast recording.
did he actually say that or are the voices in your head getting too loud?

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If there were no problems interacting with them, why did he ignore them all this time?? For someone like Vesper he's very lucky to have such supportive coworkers and fanbase

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>>41959501
>no argument
I accept your concession.
>>41959534
Watch the stream.

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>>41959512
>How to out yourself as a tourist 101

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fuck this might be the first ringfit stream i'm actually excited for.

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>>41959512
I believe Fauna has said that she supports Tempus indirectly in the past, although she avoided directly saying their names due to all the retarded collab beggars when HQ first debuted.

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>>41959512
holy fucking newfag get the fuck out of here

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>>41959563
>pathetic shota moans
2nd place right after pathetic clown moans

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>>41959069
arigatou seeders

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>>41958745
On his last Twitter space, Vesper said that everything on his fridge was rotten. So an empty fridge makes sense either way.

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>>41959551
>>41959586
She only recently followed VG, gaslighter-san.

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Ok but Altare did not reply Vesper's congratulations back and is the only one in HQ who has not tweeted with Vesper today, so my rrats are still standing!

jk I just wanted to join in the schizo fun

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>>41959548
if he said it it should be easy to give a timestamp of him saying it

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>>41959645
It's been at least 2 weeks.

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>>41959578
>collab beggars
Does she also avoid mentioning the other girls in case people start asking for a collab? She doesn't mention the boys because she wants to pander to her audience of mentally ill unicorn incels, the collab begging excuse is just some bullshit they hide behind, like when Kronii tried to claim the problem was shipping and then people asked about shipping her with the other girls and she had to try to explain why that was fine.

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>>41959578
I believe that post was specifically about her following vg, not tempus as a whole.

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>>41959662
nta its at the near end of his recent(?) Outer Wilds stream

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>>41959563
Flay sweat all over the floor!

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>>41959645
Yeah no shit, they only recently debuted.

[Anonymous No.]

If every holostars members just fucked each other more then we wouldn't have all these issues.

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>>41959721
Mumei did so much earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus unironically needs to hire those crazy corporate team building advisors to just bring them through a few exorcises

[Anonymous No.]

She'll never get over the whole Voldemort shtick where she's afraid to say their names, so who gives a shit

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>>41959763
why does it even matter if none of them will interact?

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>>41959769
>exorcises
they already have Hakka for that

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>>41959693
>like when
you find this too in the commandments sister

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>>41959693
>She doesn't mention the boys because she wants to pander to her audience of mentally ill unicorn incels
Uh, yes? That's not necessarily a bad thing if she's self aware. The worst thing she could do is pull a Kronii and try to appease those types of fans but then go back on her word.

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Rio is singing.

https://youtu.be/nvB7ZLp0BbQ

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper, come on
it's not too late yet
this is the crucial team building period between VG and HQ
you can still befriend them

[Anonymous No.]

I want leader’s cummy in my tummy

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>>41959853
I don't remember posting this

[Anonymous No.]

Great now from vesper schizo looping to holoen offtopic posting

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>>41959781
That's true. I dunno how long any of the girls will keep that up though since Yagoo and cover seem to be going down the unity route and the JP senpais are supportive of the boys.

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>>41959876
>gets shit on for begging
>deflection
every time

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Fujos doko?

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>>41959849
They'll become friends in Minecraft. Vesper actually wanted to play it in Japan according to the time he jumped on Magni's stream, but his laptop couldn't run it.

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>>41959849
>it's not too late yet
With the poker stream missed, it unironically is
He could maybe probably still fix it but it'll be a hundred times harder than if he just was normal from the start

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>>41959947
Watching Rio singing

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>>41959392
>goes back to regular tempus programming
>ie.pre-collab ban tempus kino shit
>home
>vesper suddenly has his periodic schedule menhera episode
>all the unity progress that was made goes out the door

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I want leader’s peepee in my coochie

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>>41959662
I'm a (former) Cultare (my gifted membership expired kek)
Pretty easy to search.
>1:24:30
>1:40:14
>1:43:56
https://youtu.be/JyYVVTnNwMo
You'll also have to curate with the other HQ boys' streams around that time to look at the bigger picture.

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>>41959578
Hello, tourist looking up my oshi's name in the archives here. She has never talked about Tempus after telling people to watch the first gen's debuts if they care about holostars/welcoming to Holopro. Please do not put words in her mouth.

Thank you.

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>>41960038
she hates you, anon.

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>>41960038
Who cares about w*men dude just go

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>>41959947
soooo true sister, i hate hate HATE when they talk about guild tempus, I want my offtopic gay pooooooorn

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>>41960038
Exactly she has nothing to do with tempus, so she is off topic

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>>41959849
Honestly my rrat is that Altare did wait for Vesper to reply with a decision to join the poker game or not (and that's why the waiting room for the poker game was uploaded late)
And Vesper really slept the whole time until right after Altare went to bed, so Altare had to decide to leave Vesper out for now just to be able to put up a waiting room, maybe there is an extra spot for him if he is ready to join

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>>41959917
not sure what or who you are referring to I just want to hornypost

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>>41960038
I'm not putting words in her mouth. I watched her get a superchat begging for a collab (the word Tempus was literally in the SC, but she avoided saying it) and turning it down by stating that collabing with them is not for her, but in a supportive way.

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>>41959849
It’s like everyone forgets that he was replying and interacting with VG normally before his spergout.

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>>41960114
true friendship are built through streams like the tempurple collab

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>>41960111
You are lying, because she has ignored every single Tempus SC. Please, stop.

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>>41960080
who cares about sub-human SEA m*nkeys too but hey, this is the unity thread.

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FUCK FAUNA AND PUT SOME BABIES IN HER

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>>41960135
>malnourished manlet vegan babies
no

[Anonymous No.]

Altare could play poker with the voices in his head for all I care, I am just looking forward to his birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>rio saying magni is MVP in the collab
6 HORAS SOOON

[Anonymous No.]

Aw, Rio talking about Magni being a tensai

[Anonymous No.]

Rio should join the next collab...

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>>41960132
this is a tempus general

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>>41960174
He'll be getting discord sex tonight as a reward!

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>>41960038
>>41960111
>>41960131
It was a rainbow SC that mentioned Vesper at the end. She mentioned every one except the one that named Vesper. I think that's what the anon is referring to.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are we getting raided by anerimutts?

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>>41960174
I BEG OF YOU. ANOTHER CHUPADO STREAM, PLEASE.

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>>41960221
>She mentioned every one except the one that named Vesper
She literally didn't read it out at all. She skipped that part of the SC entirely. I'm not sure what you stand to gain by lying about this, or even bringing her up here.

[Anonymous No.]

Donut

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>>41960221
>clipper pic
>from catalog
this is what happens when you don't follow the commandments

[Anonymous No.]

Rio growls... Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960270
>She literally didn't read it out at all. She skipped that part of the SC entirely.
That's literally what I said?
>She mentioned every one except the one that named Vesper

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>>41960267
If these two collabed again... Peace would return to /MANS/...

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>>41960275
Man, I wanna eat a donut now.

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He stumbles off stage after taking his turn at karaoke on Open Mic Night, staggers into the barstool next to yours, then gives you this look. What do you do, Anon?

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>>41960275
I'd reply with the pic of donut Magni if I were at my computer right now

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>>41960309
I think chupado is the only ship that can unite /mans/.

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>>41960339
i force him to play garry's mod at gunpoint

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>>41960339
Make sure he gets home safely

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>>41960339
I'm not legally allowed to answer.

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>>41960339
He is my bro
I give a bitch slap to every single femoid in a 30 km radius and drive him home and tuck him in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41959231
It will be, brother.

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>>41960308
I'll apologize because I misinterpreted. Mori was also mentioned in the SC, so I assumed you were trying to back up what >>41960111 was saying about him not getting mentioned. I'll stop posting about this.

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>>41960309
Every-everything fell apart after Magni cheated on Rio!!! Magni please!!! You're our only hope!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960339
hug him and feed him broth so he won't get hungover in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960365
We used to go crazy about every interaction of theirs, now this ship is practically dead. I want to go back bros...

[Anonymous No.]

I need a drawing of Rio t-posing before a shivering dried Magni like the Jesus statue in Brazil. Next to him is the phrase “Rio de a sexo”.

[Anonymous No.]

Leave incel, nobody cares what your whore femoid tuber said

[Anonymous No.]

He's coming back...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960446
based?

[Anonymous No.]

...Whose turn is it to post the Magbaby of Punishment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960433
I remember even the brotubers anons were saying the collab was cute. Everyone was having fun

[Anonymous No.]

Sex clown

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960443
I believe in Portuguese it would be “Rio da sexo”, but that doesn’t rhyme with “Rio de Janeiro”.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960446
I'm so glad Holostars EN turned out the way it did and we don't have unicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

I want leader’s baby in my belly

[Anonymous No.]

Only men are allowed to reply to this post. Which Tempus member(s) would you hang out with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960572
We lust after our guild of WHORES and that's the way we like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960617
All of them aside from Flayon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960532
i really like their artstyle. pretty unique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960617
Flayon (after several corrections).

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960617
Vesper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41958304
https://files.catbox.moe/ak7l3h.mp3
This is insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960617
Vesper, Magni, Axel, Altare
Shinri, Bettel, Hakka

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960038
>Hello, tourist looking up my oshi's name in the archives here.
lol, that's sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960670
Imagine being the mother fucker who stabbed Vesper and then hearing the story told by an anime avatar a decade later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960617
definitely aniki

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960366
Bettel adds Garry's Mod to next week's schedule, but forgets to install cssource.
>MISSING TEXTURE END

>>41960405
You are legally not allowed to hear what happens to Bettel next.
>[REDACTED] END

>>41960392
>>41960415
>>41960431
You make sure Bettel makes it home safe and sound, protecting him from rapid yumes and fujos, and fully nurse his throat back to health in time for his next stream!
>GOOD END

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960675
Kek wtf. Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960617
I wanna go out to eat something with aniki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960530
I want him to impregnate me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960617
*touches (you)r post and gets GIRL COOTIES all over it* :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960339
Bring him home, tuck him into bed, and then Make sure he's propped on his side so that he doesn't vomit down his own throat when he sleeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960675
That's so fucking cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960675
wtf??? I'm scared...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960675
AI is kowai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960756
Wanna be friends? We can talk about ryona.

[Anonymous No.]

Could you defeat Leader in a 1v1 fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960675
if we keep this going, Magni is going to have to publicly condemn this place...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960675
Now do one for the other boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960675
uuuh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960798
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960675
I FEEL THE MAG FLOW THROUGH MY SPIRIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960800
But aniki visits here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960617
Axel. I want to fight him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960757
You successfully avoid the Death By Choking On Vomit flag!
>GOOD END

[Anonymous No.]

Axel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960675
What in the goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960339
Lead him outside for some sloppy drunken sex in a nearby alley

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960854
He's right. I've seen doujins where that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960617
All of them? But I am not sure about Flayon, I don't trust this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960617
I wanna play fighting games with Flayon for hours while he goes on tangents off weebshit I have no clue about

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960617
All of them except flayon, it's not that I don't like him, I just can't handle autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960854
>not "if there's a hole, there's a goal"

Aniki...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960854
Hot. I think he should fuck Magni's various holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41958467
Can't imagine the whiplash from living it up in Japan to going back to your small apartment in America.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960912
What are you doing on this website, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960957
see, this is what I'm talking about, autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960756
>>41960793
Onee-san doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960675
Took a bit before I realised that was made from Magni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960877
He vomits on your shoes, then trips facefirst into the puddle while he's sobbing and trying to apologize. Your arousal drops to 0, and the mood is instantly killed.
>BAD END

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960953
He finally feels safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960675
I need to know what the fuck you are using to create this madness

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960993
Anonchama, I regret to tell you there are vomitfags here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960675
Wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960339
Slyly compliment his thigh-high boots with knowing look

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961019
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960993
Jokes on you, vomiting and sobbing just increased my arousal +100

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let leader vomit on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>people spamming pregnant emojis during santana
kek. bettel can become so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960675
I LOVE YOU MAN

[Anonymous No.]

Will Vesper finally meet Kronii or what? I'm actually invested now

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961081
I wouldn't ask for it, but I've taken care of my fair share of drunken people, so I wouldn't mind if he did accidentally vomit on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960617

VCing with Vesper while we chat about whatever autist games have our attention this week.

Going to stand-up night with Bettel and comforting him when he gets booed off stage

Playing fighting games with Flayon While he squirms as he sits on my lap

Going to an anime convention with Magni and talking about cosplay

Moshing in the pit with Hakka!

Debating DEEPEST LORE with shinri after I force him to play disco elysium at gun point

Explaining how to install Penumbra with Altare!

Hitting on Asian girls at a bar with Aniki!

[Anonymous No.]

Did sisters like Betteloke? Did they finally saw his manly side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961019
He's probably using something like
https://beta.elevenlabs.io/

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961191
Loved it so much and it just made me fall even harder for him. I'm so happy people are seeing now just how incredibly sexy Bettel really is

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960730
>fully nurse his throat back to health in time for his next stream
Yes. I will do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961027
>>41961064
Alright, you know what, that's on me for assuming Anon was the slightest bit normal.
>SLOPPY VOMITJOB END

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961191
The gap between his usual self and his singing self is too much. I love this clown...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961277
Am I the one giving him the sloppy vomitjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960975
Did you just interpret that as an insult and try to insult me back? Bro, I am literally autistic and this is Autism: The Website. It's not even an insult, it's just the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961350
how is it an insult if you're literally autistic, anon
see this is what I'm talking about, Autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961376
NTA but reading this is hurting my head, please stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961058
He takes your compliment as well as any drunk, swinging a leg up to show off, only to tip his chair too far back. He falls head over heel and cracks his skull open.
>MINDBREAK END

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961345
Depends on whether you saved or failed the check to avoid retching when he did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961465
https://www.google.com/search?q=D20+roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961191
You know what's funny? I've been observing Bettel's chat for his demography and I am almost sure he gets mid-20s upwards. Even the women there have husbands and fiances.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961432
HELLO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961432
ayo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961376
>>41961405
I don't get it either

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961521
I'm tired and from the thumbnail I thought they were having sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961542
HOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961517
I'm so surprised at people he attracted, considering i've been watching him when he was still in "clown collage", it feels so different

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad he's gathered a crowd, considering his SCORNED status

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961537
I'm also confused?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961489
>8
You fail to contain the instinct to hurl and obtain one (1) mouthful of vomit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961581
How is he scorned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961581
>considering his SCORNED status
anon, you need to be more specific, nearly every single Tempus member is scorned

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961581
Alright, time to explain where did this scorned meme came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961559
I'm tired amd I've seen too much gay porn on this board...

[Anonymous No.]

The axelolts are confused. Time to bag them away for yakiniku later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961595
>>41961605
What if Wife_DM is Wife for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961661
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961635
Yeah, well? Look at some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960798
i will coat my fists with milk, that little man is going down

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961700
I don't know what I was expecting

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961635
Anon, I'm a fujo and I got not a single clue of how you saw that in that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961542
No, but they are in this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961718
Perhaps, you were expecting, my cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961581
>>41961661
>magnispreadingmisinformationontheinternet.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961833
I'm always ready for Mag cock!

[Anonymous No.]

Fujos deserve rape correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961856
too bad the only thing you're getting is magpiss, not magcum you little disgusting sack of purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961894
You are talking as if magmites and Magni weren't both into that.

[Anonymous No.]

KOBO WATCH OUT
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1619654784725950464

[Anonymous No.]

What's the forecast on Vesper calling in on the birthday stream now that (1) he's been interacting with Tempus HQ at Twitter recently but (2) he's not in poker night stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961983
Altare already SCORNzoned all the girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960675
I closed this so fast it scared the shit out of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962012
i thought altare wont do call-ins. also, vesper wont attend poker night. thumbnail is already up and he's not in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961983
its just some niji saying happy birthday to altare?

[Anonymous No.]

Who will collab with girl_dm when collab ban is lifted ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961856
And he’s ready for yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962091
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962091
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962076
he isn't most of the niggers spamming about altare's birthday don't really care about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962126
>>41962133
secret member

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962081
She has a connection with him through their common love of rogue-like games

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961894
Ahn~ Thank you Maglord! I'm such a thirsty little Mag~

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962096
he always is

[Anonymous No.]

>Forced twitter interactions with Vesper
>Not out of any actual desire motivated by friendship, but to dissuade rrats they see on twitter and /MANS/
It's not over yet, but it FEELS over

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962227

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>>41962187
he hasn't played a rougelite in months

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961983
are we now posting everyone who greeted altare?
ok!
FELUCCACHAN GREETED ALTARE TOO!!1!1 PAPA APPROVES ALTNOWA!!! XD
https://twitter.com/FELUCCACHAN/status/1619563995991781376

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962227
I always wondered, do people think all of their twitter interactions are genuine and natural? I often cringe when I see twitter interactions between talents because they feel fake. Maybe I'm just not used to twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961936
God yes. It's been on my mind since the day he unzipped for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962227
Unity is broken beyond repair

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961774
How does the magmo uhhh couple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962126
>>41962133
NEWFAGGOTS GET OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961849

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962227
>Not out of any actual desire motivated by friendship, but to dissuade rrats they see on twitter and /MANS/
Its Vesper’s birthday present to Altare, shit gift but better than the nothing he was going to give

[Anonymous No.]

are we being raided?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962415
the americans are bored, just ignore them

[Anonymous No.]

>>41961983
why are nijiniggers like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960675
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962302
I find them cringe between tempus because they could do it within their own internal chat and the only reason they are using twitter is to show that to us.
That said different rules apply to interactions between them and people outside tempus. For example replying to the JP senpais or talking with the ID members since they probably have a discord server they can talk in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962281
its always nice to see mamas and papas interacting with talents

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960275
>>41960344
I'm back at my computer now

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962466
Yeah I feel the same way. The only reason I see for genmates to publicly interact on twitter is to entertain fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962529
>>41962466
If you're already on twitter and see your genmate post something interesting or funny why would you not respond there. Going back to internal chat is just an extra step. That way of thinking is kind of jaded anonchamas...

[Anonymous No.]

Ayyy, another full Tempus collab!

[Anonymous No.]

vibes still feel off but i'm gonna try and stay optimistic

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go to bed early

[Anonymous No.]

there's a catalog thread for that. go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962466
Chill. It’s just twitter. They can use it however they want. Be it genuine or just for fan or both. Are you saying all collabs are fake as fuck and they hate each other? They can play off-stream you know.

[Anonymous No.]

hehehehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963056
>>41960627

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962466
You dont interact with your friends in all kinds of social media?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963056
Ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963056
PUT SOME GLASSES ON YOU WHORE
>>41963120
YOU TOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963120
:(

[Anonymous No.]

...and people still wonder why we made a split.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963056
Imagine a scruffy Vesper teasing your coochie with his chin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963056
Stinky old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962668
>That way of thinking is kind of jaded anonchamas...
I know but I think it's healthy (at least for me) to have this back of my mind to stop myself from becoming a schizo.
>>41962902
I only just said how I feel about it and on the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter to them on how I feel. You should chill instead if you think my post on this site will somehow affect them.
>Are you saying all collabs are fake as fuck and they hate each other? They can play off-stream you know.
Not trying to argue with you but this example fails because numbers.
>>41963116
My friends and I aren't streamers or people who depend on their internet presence to earn money.

Also stop replying to it because I rather hornypost than talking about this shit

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like Flayon's cover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963142
and stay there fake fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963139
I already wear glasses...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963142
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963056
hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

so vesper wont be in the poker collab?
Guess this is what axel meant

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963238
Good cover but not a fan of the song

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper feels like a person who will do DV

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963238
Could take it or leave it, I never liked the song itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963238
As much as Pako did
https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1619665663928451072

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963238
It's alright. Needs a better mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963387
Pako is a WHORE who enables WHORE BEHAVIORE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41958754
is this a steven universe reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963387
What the flying fuck kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963387
Who's that on the right

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963387
which is a lot
https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1619666242914353154

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963412
BEHAVIOR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963387
>Not Altare
Pako is a fake fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963441
Who else recently wore a maid dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963387
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963441
Dez in a maid outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963141
Ayo thats a fake Ugly anon, who keeps taking my presence!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963238
not that good but maybe it gets better with more playbacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963482
think magni fits too tbqh

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963492
Oh that's a maid outfit. Couldn't really tell from that angle

[Anonymous No.]

>>41958668
Unity bros
We fucking won

[Anonymous No.]

Drunk dingo in an hour - JP Edition
https://youtu.be/hnLOdc17ve0

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963726
I like these JP zatsus

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963669
We will have unity in /MANS/ as soon as Nowa stops lying to us

[Anonymous No.]

Why is vesper a vtweeter now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41960446
based...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963726
I hate these JP zatsus

[Anonymous No.]

the cuphead collab is going to be bad just so you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>41959351
>give me ptsd thinking about how many people just gave up on me
sounds like interacting with a little bitch like you is really exhausting, so I'm not surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963056
whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963862
2 hour cuphead collab? So short.
They have Poker right after.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the closest I've been involved in a fandom and you know what Imma need to back off. This feels like it will consume me to the last of my bone. I will still support Tempus by keeping my Memberships and supachatting from time to time but whooooooaahhhh I feel the grips of being a crazy fan clawing into the back of my eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963992
healthy way to look at it, had to learn to do that during the suspension arc because I was actually physically getting sick with worry.
just remember at the end of the day their main job is as entertainers and we have no idea how things are in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964159
I wasn't worried about the suspension arc, I just didn't like the lack of transparency. That will be my main issue that came from this incident. Didn't caee about the rrats at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962517
CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963992
From a multiple unfortunate personal experiences I will say thats better and healthier for you. Especially analyzing the interactions and such. Just enjoy their works and what they offer as entertainers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41963992
i don't remember typing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41962517
I'll put muy dick there

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964276
>just remember at the end of the day their main job is as entertainers and we have no idea how things are in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's been drinking a lot lately, I think. He said something offhand about how he's basically drank everynight a while back, and tweets about how he's staggering back home on the train late at night.
But, bro's a party person, so I hope it's just that and that he knows his limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964438
the boys can handle themselves. have faith in Aniki's ability to know his limits

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964353
Im not invested in rrats, I'm more worried about my attention and where my money goes.

[Anonymous No.]

Worst thing about Nowa's menhera arc is the state of /MANS/, not gonna lie. Been here from the start and this is the first time I'm spending days at a time without even checking. Right now I came because of Axel being about to stream and to check impressions on all of leader's birthday streams, and all I see is the Noir Vesper Abuse Victims Support Group.
Bitch ass niggas.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey remember when you guys tried to claim you dodged the Mario Party curse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964807
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>41964568
Yeah, I'm concerned over nothing really, Japan has a large drinking culture anyway. Love ya Axel, don't go too crazy now.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not satisfied. But sticking around for the other Tempus boys.

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri, I love you, but there's no way this is sustainable