/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to /soc/ yandere relationship thread, add all females I can
>Groom into thinking it is a good idea to become Vtubers, use crypto winnings to bankroll their models and other relevent infrastructure.
>Use my US NAVY SEAL leadership experience to create the best Vtuber agency and completely DOMINATE the english Vtuber industry forcing all other companys to desolve and join my Vtuber company.


Why wouldn't this work? I would destroy these NERDS running these other vtuber agencies. I would pimp these Vtuber whores out MERCILESSLY and make good money doing it, I would fuck the talents and then make them pander to the degenerate incel audience.

Know that when my company and my first talents debut that I am FUCKING THEM every day to keep them inline and when you donate to them I get ALL the earnings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41811597
why do you larp

[Anonymous No.]

>>41811597
wow dude, you're so cool, please teach me how to be as amazeballs as you/

[Anonymous No.]

Well what are you waiting for? Get to fucking work. You better have some debuts by winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41811597
You buffoon. You would mindbreak your own talents before you break the industry. You need to convince them through charisma, not force. Thats how you sneak your way up the vtuber foodchain. So far thats whats been working for our agency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41811597
Try it unnironically, but learn all you can about RPGs (not the Russian man portable rocket) before starting

[Anonymous No.]

>>41812227
>>41812051
>>41811749

So how do I go about getting a girl all set up to be a Vtuber? I'd love to help Manhera girls make a living and also make me money at the same time. I have some crypto money saved so I could give them a small salary until they start bringing in the dough. How would I go about getting them quality models and building a audience for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41812544
Hire someone to learn how to create and rig a model.
Hire people to learn how to enjoy, and pay for watching the content your talents will be making.
Good luck! I always knew the government was evil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41811597
Can't you just daydream about being a hero or something in a book or something like normal people? Why do you have to daydream about something this gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41811597
Good luck finding someone from /soc/ that can hold an actual conversation. Somehow people there are even more autistic than people here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41814370
I want to be the Andrew tate of Vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41815132
unironically my dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>41815132
Kek, ill rewatch bocchi just for you anon, you gave me a good laugh today. thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>41815151
I mean imagine living in a mansion with a dozen manhera girls all working as Vtubers in the same company all competing one another to be the best and win your love. Isn't that just the male fantasy? It is the ultimate form of ultra masculine victory, since other lonely single men would be donating to their oshis completely unaware that all that money is going into YOUR pocket so YOU can buy crypto

[Anonymous No.]

>>41815269
Sounds like an online prostitution den

[Anonymous No.]

>>41815440
No it's Vpimping. I will call my company 'Vhoejoe'

[Anonymous No.]

>>41815269
>Isn't that just the male fantasy?
I thought the male fantasy was lying on the couch with your head on your hagwife's lap, having your child asleep on your chest? It's mine atleast.