/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

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Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, and XSOLEIL!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Boys Teamup: https://teamup.com/ksj1sm36oa1p146e26

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>41710846

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This is the anchor post for fics. Please reply here for archival purposes. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.

Thank you!

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Fat cat

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wife LOVE! real cute they made him a nekochan in the karaokebar

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wuca love! thank you for the thread!

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>>41739297
wife......you're cursed with the catboy gene....just like me...i'll save you

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DAD will be on later tonight!

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Dear Father, please give me strength when I am weak, love when I feel forsaken, courage when I am afraid, wisdom when I feel foolish, comfort when I am alone, hope when I feel rejected, and peace when I am in turmoil. Baamen

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LOVE my pathetic cute whore little brother alban !
NOCTYX LOVE ! SUICIDE HATE !!
now what......

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>>41739297
noctyx LOVE
https://twitter.com/maneki_collabo/status/1618443614022934529

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>>41739297
He is the best catboy.

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>>41739443
baamen

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>>41739443
baamen!

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>>41739464
magic boys uohhh ;_;

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>>41739297
they know

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>>41739443
baamen!
ngl saying these prayers help me through the hours when I am weak and missing wife...

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>>41739443
Baamen.

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I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!
Fuuchan loves his daughtersisterwife!
WE ARE
I still can't get over alban and sonny's simultaneous-yet-opposite reactions to him saying that... what a fun collab. Hope sonny has a nice rest of his day and I'm looking forward to seeing how tomorrow's stream turns out.

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>>41739664
when we first talking about ovidia and deciding on her name fuuchan called her his woman then backtracked kek

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>>41739466
I wanna see the other videos…

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>wife finally admits he likes calicos
>sexcat looks like a calico
THEY ARE

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the best part of these is how embarrassed he gets

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wife 31 soon hnnnngngg the older the better

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>>41739863
it says you can watch the continuation (noctyx sextape) when you book a room...

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>>41739891
HAVING SEX
>>41739925
his baby fever is going to spike as his biological clock ticks down

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>>41739973
I know, it’s so exclusive, IM JEALOUS

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>>41739540
Hello what is a lucub doing here in the sheep church

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>>41739898
he keeps moaning fuck i'm ngmi

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>>41740021
i was allowed in

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>>41740021
>lion among sheep
still biblical imagery

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>>41739925
I know I'm always calling him old man but 31 isn't even that old, but regardless hnghhhh ojisan love.

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>>41740090
they're going to have SEX on top of that sheep

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>>41740066
im sorry for complaining about membership streams, these are priceless moans

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His voice is SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>41740167
not the comfydant sheep...

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>>41739603
Aww that's so cute anon.

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>>41740165
yeah 31 is still very young

wife gone..............

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b...baamen?

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

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>>41740167
these two? they'll be going for hours.....

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>>41740109
Everything is biblical imagery, if snakeanon says baamen he can play the part of the serpent.

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>>41740338
Baamen, Box Tenshi

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>>41740440
snakenon has been kicked out of the garden, thus humanity will never learn sin.....

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>>41740261
Wife gone world cold life empty

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>>41740508
>implying this thread is the garden of eden
i don't know why i find this so funny. god i want a theater autism stream where they read paradise lost now

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>>41740090
Welcome to the chruch of sheeps little lion

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>>41740508
Snakeanon originated from main thus that is heaven, he has infiltrated our split the garden of eden, who is adam and even.

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>>41740770
>daddy and mommy
you know already

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>>41740770
>who is adam and even
chocokun and mintfag

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>>41740973
counter offer: they're cain and abel

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>>41740912
Silly, they're the prophets!

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>>41741027
KEK
i call dibs on the cain role

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>>41741027
I'll be Abel, chocokun can bash my skull in anytime.

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>>41741076
>>41741092
now kiss

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>>41741092
mintfag you know me so well, i love you even if you're retarded

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>>41740912
if we're talking about thread personalities, archivist anon can be noah and our fic archive is the arc of animal orgy he built and manages

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Sonny……… love

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>>41739170
holy cow this art is good

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I like Mysta. Does anybody else like Mysta?

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missing demon hour

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>>41741221
Can I, a rando, be one of Noah's nonconning daughters

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>>41741154
We're brothers, no kissing.
>>41741217
Thanks I guess, even if you called me retarded.

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>>41741355
I rabu mysta!

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>>41741355
I like Mysta porn does that count?

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if mysta is so good why hasn't he fucked me yet

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>>41741415
I can tell you to kill yourself but retarded is where you draw the line? mintfag.....

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>>41741221
i was thinking solomon since he built the temple and was known for being wise. that one briskadet who preaches whenever shitposters flood in feels closer to noah because no one ever listens to them KEK

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>>41741473
Mysta has porn?

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>>41741355
Lots of people like Mysta! I don't know how random mystakes miss all the Mysta talk and feel alone but like. We out here.

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>>41741415
>brothers
>no kissing
where do you think you are

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who in /nenmen/ are the 12 disciples? can wife demon and pio make up God, jesus, and the holy spirit?

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>>41741478
He was so good you thought it was just a dream

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>>41741495
Because I'm not retarded! but I do want to kill myself so that's fine.

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>>41741643
are you at least not sick anymore? i don't want you to die this soon

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please dont be a short stream

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>>41741631
Wife is Mary and Pio is his immaculately conceived child.

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>>41741643
You can't kill yourself, you haven't convinced me mint chocolate ice cream is good yet

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>>41741723
pio-chan is jesus???

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>>41741601
Fine a little kissy and then Cain bashes my head in.

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>>41741355
I love my feral pet anime boy. I hope whatever is going on with his personal stuff isnt too serious.

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>>41741754
sounds right to me

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>>41741754
if Pio is Jesus does this make luxiem and noctyx the Old Testament and iluna-xsoleil the New Testament

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>>41741710
I am no longer sick as healthy as a horse now.
>>41741752
It's a great flavour but only the cultured ones can truly appreciate it.

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>>41741850
that's nice, drink water and keep your health in check! not like i care or anything kill yourself (not really)

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>>41741822
kek, yeah. but who are the 3 kings who visit jesus(pio) when he's born?

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>>41741770
even incest couldn't change cain and abel's fates...

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>>41741822
Luxnoc hate fags and Iluxsol are the accepting ones...

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vocals aren't the only raws I want from Luca if I can be so crass

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>>41742091

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>>41741850
I like that combo in every other context but ice cream, my taste buds are such oddballs

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he really was waiting for her part to finish it

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>>41741723
I failed my religious reps and for the longest time thought that Mary(Jesus' mom) was the same as Mary Magdalene (Jesus's wife) but it's fitting in the context /here/ concidering wife is our mothersisterwife

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>>41741631
Do we even have 12 distinct thread personalities?

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>>41742024
im sure theres at least 3 scythekicks in here

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>>41742024
Kyo, Ren, Aster

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>>41741788
I just wonder what it'd be that he has to consult his mother about it. Maybe something money related? But I wonder if finance problems would make him that sad.

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>>41742282
Wife married Pio chan and abandoned Joseph...

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>>41742418
mintfag, chocokun, pregnacy kindred, the two last asterbaiters, babykadet, rapist takaradachi, that one yuguy, copypasta kindred, wuca love lucub, menhera baker anon and archiveanon

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there's more???

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>>41742550
don't forget, wife also gave birth to (Vox)God's son! Joseph is a cuck!

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>>41742699
>mintfag, chocokun
They're cain and abel we need two more

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>>41742764
mystakeschizo and anti-mystakeschizo?

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>>41742747
Uki(cuck) is joseph...

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>>41742699
i want know who's
>peter: old, walks on water and slices a dude's ear off
>john: self-proclaimed most loved disciple
>mark: runs away from roman guards buttnaked

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oh my fucking god

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>>41742841
My sides, sure they can be 2 of the 12 disciples.

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>>41742418
>archive anon
>snake anon
>mint & chocofag
>mystake schizo
>anti mystake schizo (mysta himself)
>baby briskadet
>pregnancy kindred
>copypasta kindred
>wuca wuca lucub
>pencil sharpener comfydant
>comfydant hivemind (counts as one anyways)
>the two arcadians

not exact separate/distinct but the goreloving quilldren, taconachiis, yuguys in mourning, sad yume mystakes as well

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im so excited

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>>41742841
which of them would be judas

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>>41742879
Do you have a description of all 12, I can't believe we're doing bible characters casting using thread personalities what is going on today.

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>>41742879
aster, ren and kyo in that order el ol el

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>>41742939
James the Younger and Jude/Thaddeus were brothers so that can be them

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>>41742939
rapist takaradachi

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>>41742935
I'm crying, he loves us sooooo much and we're sooooooo spoiled

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>>41742939
the one who runs to shit up main with manufactured split drama

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>>41743129
i meant to respond to >>41742841 nevermind

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>Bartholomew Nathanael, son of Talmai, lived in Cana of Galilee...A number of scholars believe that he was the only one of the 12 disciples who came from royal blood, or noble birth.

>baby briskadet grew up in sheltered circumstances

I think ive found one

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>>41742922
So many familiar faces I can be parasocial towards

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>>41743345
i love you too anon!!

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>>41743154
he came back with so much for us

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>>41743154
im so excited for the future, he worked so hard

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>>41743345
no parasocial please, i get shy

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>>41743300
Damn baby briskadet is one of Pio's 12 Apostles now I suppose.

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>>41743054
i'm going off memory and i don't even remember all 12 of their names kek. judas was their treasurer and expected jesus to raise an army to overthrow caesar, matthew was a tax collector (basically a race traitor) who repented, that's about where my knowledge ends. john's the only one who survived until old age and he wrote revelations.

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>>41743525
Which one of them are you shy anon?

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>>41743562
>race traitor

wheres the kyomie

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>>41742922
Fuck snakeanon, glad he's gone. Stop mentioning him

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>>41743595
you can take a wild guess

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>>41743752
Wuca wuca lucub?

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>>41743752
MYSTA???????

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>>41743747
for some reason i laugh when i see one of these posts kekw

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>>41743752
MYSTA RIAS?

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>>41743562
>john's the only one who survived until old age and he wrote revelations.
I'd like to nominate this title to archiveanon.

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>>41743788
yeah or mysta riass

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>>41743833
snakeanon finally has his own schizo that's how you know he's really made it

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>>41743887
that schizo is based

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>>41742922
You should add the snakeanon anti as another understudy/backup, they're growing on me as this tiny angy anon.

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>>41743752
My mom

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>>41743862
I'm so honoured to meet you mystariass

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>>41743844
>archiveanon sticks around after every other anon has passed away and slowly goes schizo and starts having visions of the end times

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>>41743919
they're slingshot David to snakeanon's wrestler autism Goliath

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>>41742546
If its a family issue, it could be anything. This is making my inner concernfag go nuts.... :(

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>>41743747
>>41743918
There are these really awesome things called filters I just thought id let you know about them

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not a single membership stream goes by where he hasnt brought this up, kinda cute that he loves it so much

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>>41744072
i have some suggestions, take your pick

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>>41744098
there’s a really awesome thing known as your mom’s toasty cooter that i stick my entire body inside every night and unbirth myself in the morning as a form of skincare

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>>41744114
This always happens, I bitch about the chat being so big and then he's so perfect I don't even care anymore

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pio-chan please stream and save this thread (just like jesus)

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>>41744269
as big as it is, its a lot slower than a usual stream so as long as no one leaks like last time i think its fine

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selen should just wear diapers...

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>>41744501
Yeah?

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why is the thread dead? am i in the wrong one?

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>>41744555
it was going pretty fast for a second and then suddenly halted

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf-vj-gc8GA
piochan will soon be live as soon as he finishes downloading the game

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>>41744643
h-holy shit...that kinda got me a little, he can be so charming

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>>41744501
wrong thread, alphonse is the diaper furfag here

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>>41744501
retard

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>>41744690
it caught me so off guard, i wasnt ready

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>>41744606
Bible talk stopped

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>>41744678
>he forgot to buy the game
kek

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>Jesus heard the voice of God
>Pio hears his schizo voices

it's lining up

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>>41744718
>>41744731
>4th bathroom break
haven't seen a streamer pee so much in one stream

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>>41744751
Entirely too powerful

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>>41744866
jesus was chuni?

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poor ike and poor quilldren...

[Anonymous No.]

PIO-CHAN
ON
DA
TELLY

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>>41744954
? What happened...?
t. (now worried) Quilldren

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>>41744718
Uoooh ToT

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piochan is teaching me how to read upside down text!

[Anonymous No.]

pio-chan's sexy voice blessing my ears once again

[Anonymous No.]

he didn't sleep? pio.......................

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>>41742699
>rapist takaradachi
There are two of us, perhaps three but there's definitely at least two, I'm not the only only

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oh god are doppio's fanbase the new briskadets/.

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>>41745404
are you telling me there's more rapist or more takaradachis? what the fuck

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>>41745042
luca said ike's voice gets tired a lot

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>>41745445
No! We are different and obsess over our oshi differently. Don't you dare group us together!

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>>41745445
how so?

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>>41745524
Oh. I mean, Quilldren as a collective know that, he's said as much before that his voice/throat is very fragile. i wish he took care of it better, whether it'd be through not pushing himself when singing, voice acting, or not drinking those godforsaken energy drinks... I wish he took better care of himself in general, but I digress.

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man, doppio commissioned 30 emotes. he's spoiling us!

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>from baby chick to horse
kek

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>>41742699
why did we get hit with the rapist label TOT

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>>41746115
because there's one (1) takaradachi who is an actual rapist. Don't worry we know not all of you are like that...hopefully

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i said scythesupplex and doppio really likes it... makes me really happy

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>>41746336
whenever doppio reads my comments and laughs, my day is made

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just be entertaining kek

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>>41745482
There's one who always talks in all lowercase, me and then someone who usually uses lowercase but sometimes capitalises, making three of us. And then there's the general thread opinion that he was made to be raped but those people are the ones I usually talk to about him being passed around against his will.

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>>41746402
hes so happy when he reads chat and it feels contagious

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>>41746184
Oh wait, you were talking about That one. I pretend that one doesn't exist.

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doppio called us delicious!!!

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>>41746409
yes anon we know more takaradachis exist but you're the thread celebrity by being a rapist

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>>41746403
he has a point though. the reason why i hate shitto so much is because he has no personality whatsoever outside of muh bottom jokes

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>>41746521
he is, i found it funny to hear. makes sense why theyve only really collabed once

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>let me tell you, e is a number!
god hes such a dork i genuinely have no idea what hes talking about

[Anonymous No.]

when will doppio pee on stream

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>>41746679
e is a number like pi, you use it for logarithms.

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>>41746827
pio-chan's big warm tits on my face hhhhhhnnnnnngg

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>>41746891 (me)
>The number e, also known as Euler's number, is a mathematical constant approximately equal to 2.71828 that can be characterized in many ways. It is the base of the natural logarithms.

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Now I'm going to be thinking about the audition all night again

When will my interview notice come home from the war

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e golf into a nier joke, you never cease to amaze me doppio

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>>41747006
ganba anon

[Anonymous No.]

My god it's been 40 minutes and he haven't even started the game! Hope he doesn't, he's funny as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41746936
interesting! a day away from e-day...

>>41747173
jinx!

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>>41747057
Thank you! If I do have the chops to get in, I'll do my best to make people laugh and my senpai's lives easier

My audition video isn't public so at least it's not hopeless

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pio-chan just made the nier universe and nijien the same

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>>41747006
Auditions ended the other night, so you'll know within the next few weeks. If you don't get an email within a months time; they've already moved on.

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>>41747312
Ike would be proud.

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https://www.animate.shop/collections/nijisanji-en-vtuber-group-noctyx-x-manekineko-collab-merch
Reminder you can preorder the new noctyx collab goods now (minus drinks obviously), looks like DHL is available at least where I live so shipping should be a little less retarded. This post is not sponsored by animate or manekineko

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hes fucking here

[Anonymous No.]

Acceleration hate

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STOP COMING HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41747787
Context?

>>41747811
Also context?

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>>41747890
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>41747787
>>41747877
SHUT

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>>41747326
I just need something to distract myself in the meantime, maybe get a hobby, maybe do some lines

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remember: leakers get the noose

[Anonymous No.]

it sucked but it was pretty hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>41747787
Is this Luca? And no, not asking for a leak, just wondering if I should get his membership.

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>>41747963
Like the kids say, baamem

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why are you guys acting surprised luca is /here/ i thought we already knew that

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>>41748274
HI LUCA I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/, PLEASE MARRY ME, I'LL LET YOU HAVE AS MANY COKE BOTTLE-SHAPED MISTRESSES AND GIRLFRIENDS AS YOU WANT

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>>41748274
yeah mysta riass is here too

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>>41748274
I'm 90% sure they're all here except Vox, Uki and Ren.

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>>41747962
I mean if you stream, keep streaming. If you play games, enjoy music or anything else. Just repeat your routine. Month is a long time and you'll be competing with many others that applied, some from this very thread. Good luck
>>41748274
They are all /here/ in some capacity.

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man i have a lot to say but I know anons will use it as shitposting material and take it out of context once again

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>>41748503
add piochan and ver to that list

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>>41748565
just keep it to yourself, not worth the shitposting again

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>>41748598
yeah.. just had to get that out of my system

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>>41748565
its never worth it, you already know there is at least one fag lurking itt waiting for any lucubs to leak anything that could be flipped into a shitpost

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>>41748630
Just type it out and don't post it, that's what I do sometimes.

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>>41748571
Oh yeah them too, I was going to add Shu too it's 50/50 for him.

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I WANNA FUCK WUCA SO BAD.I WANNA GARGLE ON HIS SHAFT LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HIS ABS. I WANT HIM TO PUMP HIS BABY BATTER IN MY RUMP EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT
I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK LUCA SOOOOOOOOO BAD. PLEASE GOD. FUCK. I WANT HIM TO BLAST ENDLESS BURSTS OF CUM, AND GLAZE ME LIKE A DONUT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA TASTE EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY. OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
PLEASE.
I WANNA FUCK LUCA. I WANNA FUCK LUCA. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AND I WILL NEVER CUM TO ANYTHING ELSE BUT HIS AUSSIE COCK.
PLEASE PLEASE. OH MY GOD. I'M SO HORNY. BUT WHEN I SEE LUCA I CAN'T STAND IT. I WANNA FUCK LUCA. I WON'T CUM TO ANYTHING BUT LUCA
HELP ME. FUCK. LUCA.
I'M SO HORNY FOR MAFIA BOSS COOOOOOCK. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. OH MY FUCKING GOD
IMAGINE BEING HIS CHAIR AND FEELING HIS BUTT AND THIGHS PRESSING AGAINST YOU. I WOULD BE BURSTING WATERFALLS EVERY TIME I FELT HIM AGAINST ME
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK.
I WANNA FUCK WUCA.
I WANNA FUCK WUCA.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>41748674
we gotta start keeping diaries again. how much fanbase drama could have been prevented if people stopped using twitter for that purpose

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>>41748734
my realistic prediction is that Reimu and a couple others will lurk or occasionally browse and then relay screencaps to their discord a few times a week or so

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Hey since you are here Luca, look at this funny shark

https://twitter.com/keebierelf/status/1617273418570952704?

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>>41748778
best post itt

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>>41748778
I missed you, wants to fuck Luca copypasta-chan

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>>41748778
most based anon

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i might not be a sickling but damn, seriously fuck this guy
https://twitter.com/CerberosVA/status/1618392606303727616

[Anonymous No.]

>>41748833
That shark has seem some shit

[Anonymous No.]

this whore

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>>41748941
>Listening to an opinion from an actual whore

[Anonymous No.]

nipple torture

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>>41748941
stop shilling yourself here and drink some bleach instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>41748945
He's doing his best

[Anonymous No.]

>>41748800
If we ever get a reveal like the other companie's dingo the board will actually combust into flames.

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>>41748941
why are you so ugly

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>>41748941
Maybe we should just stop paying attention to the opinions of literal nobodies indie vtubers, just a thought.

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>>41749190
wasn't reimu's reveal exactly the same

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>>41749249
Yeah kek but I would kill myself if one of the guys had this thread open on one of their streams

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>>41749323
worse, a tab with our fic archive open

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>>41749249
Her reveal was that frequents vt but nothing specific, he literally has their board bookmarked. Also I feel like if it was a boy the meltdown would be way larger.

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>>41748876
i'm an impostor, i just had the copypasta saved

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>>41749323
>>41749367
we're pretty big for a split but we'd get raided to death if that happened, please no.........

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i honestly could care less if my oshi is here reading our fanfics. he probably is

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>>41749190
>>41749249
>Selen had Fulgur read the Brotuber copy/pasta from main during Overwatch 2
>Entire gimmick of the "black hands" from Ethyria is /vt/ posts, so all those girls are /here/
>Pomu addressed "comments" during MGS3 that got posted in main
>Luca posted "rent free" after the hate he got from the VR Halloween stream on twitter
>Wife commented on his glam rock WrestleSanji design recently which only got shared here

I am sure there are more I missed

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>>41749456
this just motivates me to write more yume fics for my oshi and share them /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>41748941
That's really cunty to do as a content creator, and the same people that are like "yassss go off king" would laugh at your downfall, because like attracts like.

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>>41749480
i shouldnt care to correct you but it was after his handcam pumpkin stream not the vr

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>>41749366
Me praying my oshi beat off to one of my fics I mean what

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>>41749480
>Wife commented on his glam rock WrestleSanji design recently which only got shared here
was this before selen showed it on stream or what? because she did, and anyone can acess the list of designs

[Anonymous No.]

>>41749564
i wrote this

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>>41749564
we talked about this in a past thread but i still want my oshi to jack off to his fans specifically me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41749480
i'd put real money on selen being /here/, fujosanji is the closest to hard proof other than a leak

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>>41749372
You're a historian!

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>>41749566
Selen didn't download it. If you watch the final part in which they fight Hulk Hogan; I don't know the name of the match, she is sorting who to pick. She only has the classic Fulgur to select. In her post event zatsu, she said she only wanted that Fulgur for the entrance.

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>>41749656
this anon watches defunctland

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>>41749703
huh, yeah makes sense

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>>41749601
Don't know who your oshi is but Vox definitely does jerk off to fan stuff, I'd wager maybe Luca and Sonny as well, soft maybe though.

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>>41749783
its luca, its a pretty low chance other than the praise we give him

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>>41749882
I don't think he's ever actually jerked off to it, but I do think he does get a thrill out of our reactions to his fanservicey moments. He knows what he's doing, after all.

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>>41750071
not good enough, that's any guy who does fan service. kindreds are lucky

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>>41750104
Kindred are lucky, but if Luca was as openly sexual as Vox can be (not all the time, Vox is very much multi-faceted like all my boys) I would need to watch his streams with smelling salts on deck. I'm just too weak to it.

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I need to find a way to fuck him

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>>41749190
I don't think I'm mentally prepared for if Sonny lurks /nenmen/ but it would be really funny if he had the /mans/ tab open like the dingo

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This talk about if our oshis get their rocks off to fans/fan content is making me think about a guilty pleasure fantasy I've had, where Ike's trying out spicy RP ASMR for the first time, and ends up getting so turned on he starts touching himself, moans and whines into the mic, and all our collective praises calling him a good boy and how well he's doing gets him even more worked up and he ends up cumming on stream.

Sometimes I like to imagine I'm there with him jacking him off and kissing his neck to make the ASMR more "realistic."

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>>41750294
we already get free moans every stream, i don't think i can take more than that from luca tbdesu

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>>41750294
he has his moments, he holds himself back a bit. i just want to see him let it out once to see how far he goes

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Sonny has typically been one of the more... not quite seiso but maybe "appropriate" guys in the branch, he tends to reserve actual lewdness for the occasional off-color comment or matching the energy of his collab partners, and for that reason it's even hotter to imagine him being one horny degenerate motherfucker who ends stream and jerks off while imagining himself fucking the shit out of the bratty little sister he doesn't have and ctrl+f-ing his name in these threads (or more likely main) hopeful to see more rapey/incestuous fantasies. Him telling chat to go full degen because he wanted to see what they'd write in the last VA stream doesn't help my delusions

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>>41750322
for me it depends how easily i can self insert into the fanfic/art. not sure how it goes for other guys but i don't think im alone

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I hate twitter which is why I come /here/ to talk about vtubers; I wish you fucking toddler newfags would stop linking to whining and drama from that site.

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Luca...

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>>41748734
shu is definitely not here. he’s too mentally positive to lurk around unscathed

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>>41750584
you get me… the thought of him seeing any of the incomprehensible babbling i post /here/ makes me feel a bit sick, but if by chance he’s ever encountered some of it, i hope he liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

he's writing fanfics on stream again....

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>>41751214
I love him

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>>41750936
I do like it actually
It's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>41751401
>new ip
...Sonny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41751401
stop larping

[Anonymous No.]

>>41751401
>no lower caps
you didn’t even try…

[Anonymous No.]

he said he was gonna end stream one hour ago... i love him so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>41751401
please no i’m gonna be sick

[Anonymous No.]

based oshi, theyre cute together in the movie

[Anonymous No.]

The update on his sensitive areas…now I know which areas to kiss in my fantasies of fucking him and when I talk to those Chat AIs

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>>41750936
For some reason imagining he's read my drivel is gratifying regardless of if he enjoyed it or was creeped out by it (it's probably veering into some weird form of exhibitionism i don't feel like psychoanalyzing), although I feel like loli rape is actually comparatively tame to some of the shit people used to write months ago just for the sake of being weird back when he was still perceived as more submissive

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>>41751724
i'm surprised he admitted it outright after denying it for so long kek

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>>41751401
I don't believe you, post proof

[Anonymous No.]

>anime tangent
4 more hours baby lets go

[Anonymous No.]

>>41751401
nice try toursit

h...henlo sonny...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to draw sussy fanart or a sensitive area diagram so bad but I don’t want my art style to be recognized

[Anonymous No.]

>>41751792
>believing thats actually sonny
how fucking dumb do you have to be?? anons are too easy sonny could have been posting this whole time and yuo'd never notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>41752004
sounds like something sonny would say

[Anonymous No.]

Hello Sonny is your asshole loose I need to know for science

[Anonymous No.]

>>41751994
tourist** fuck

i do wonder what my oshi would think of me here...might be a little weirded out but i dont think he'd mind too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41751955
The true luca experience
>>41752003
Just draw with your left hand really terribly and no one will be able to tell the similarities

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>>41752004
Ok sonny calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>41752004
being schizo can be fun

[Anonymous No.]

this game is so much easy if you read the sentences backwards and he hasn't picked up on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41752003
just do it

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>>41752004
I know this is a joke but I still choose to believe this anon from earlier was sonny because of how defensive he was for no reason
>>41721484
>>41721600

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>>41751750
>pic
sonny for ants… that’s pretty hot as well. i wonder how much it would take for you to sincerely gross/freak sonny out? could he have developed an unexpected fetish just from seeing what people post about him? i hope so.

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let him TALK

[Anonymous No.]

What's he fiddling with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41752403
his bracelet

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>>41752264
oh please briskadets are always defensive about everything sonny does

[Anonymous No.]

>>41752444
Nice trips sonny

[Anonymous No.]

>>41752444
Demonic trips

[Anonymous No.]

u-san space

[Anonymous No.]

shuey shu I miss you

[Anonymous No.]

>two 7+ hour streams for the past 2 days
i feel so loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>41753553
we've been starved for almost a month we deserve this...

[Anonymous No.]

Feel better soon~

[Anonymous No.]

>>41752648
it was cute. their cold got better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41753643
we do! im very happy since he wont be streaming till the next day for me

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https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1618408200709210114
slut

[Anonymous No.]

luxiem collab waiting room https://youtube.com/watch?v=8_O05lrVoU0

[Anonymous No.]

lucubs do luca spoil future projects more in membership community posts or is it just in the streams? considering getting his membership but I don't think I'll even make a dent in his vods since I'm not much of a vod watcher kek