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A thread dedicated to Nijisanji EN's longnecked tomboy gamer Dragon/laughing gas addict!
Angel Dragon edition~

>Her Youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3w
>Her Twitch channel
https://www.twitch.tv/selentatsuki
>Her VOD Channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKQi12nOGZsJ5nOuCTHErmA
>Her Twitter
https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki
>Selen SHIMEJI! Have your own Chibilen!
https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki/status/1539953457620168706
Previous thread:

>> No.41725638
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Go, Selen! Go, Selen! Go, Selen, go!

>> No.41725788

Guys, I think Selen might end up losing her channel over this. You're not allowed to stream rape on YouTube.

>> No.41725829

>>41725593
Previous thread:>>41706804

Thank God, we're back!

>> No.41725911

Someone help! Selen fell into the gorilla enclosure!

>> No.41725979

>>41725829
I'm always hesitant to make a new thread too fast so we don't have double, we've been fucking up a lot recently

>> No.41726061
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this is too sad...

>> No.41726070

>>41725979
Tbf that's only really happened once recently (in other words today).

>> No.41726520

Next fight is Sundowner right?
>>41725788
KEK

>> No.41726544

Selen getting all the Free Spleens now

>> No.41726568

>>41726520
the robot in the warehouse, then moonsoon, then mistral + moosoon, then sundowner.

>> No.41726620

>>41726061
I want to fingerblast Pomu to make her feel better...

>> No.41726642

>there are a lot of kids we havent touched yet

>> No.41726716

>>41726642
She just wants their organ

>> No.41726755

>>41726568
>mistral + moosoon
We don't talk about that one.

>> No.41726797

does Selen read superchats ever

>> No.41726901

>>41726797
Do you?

>> No.41726928

>>41726797
Depends on the stream, this one she probably won't read anymore and won't do superchat reading thanks to what happened
She is horrible at reading them tho, she sometimes forget, skips or goes into a tangent when trying to read supas

>> No.41726947

>>41726901
I shouldn't but I do
I don't necessarily mean out loud I just want to know, if I send her a positive superchat is she gonna read it and be happy for a moment in time

>> No.41726988

>>41726797
Yes, she got better with time and sometimes read all of them before ending the stream.
Dont expect that on this stream though.

>> No.41727094

>>41726797
Yes but this stream lowkey mindbroke her so she stopped reading them
Maybe if you send something at the end of the stream she will read it, ofc only if you see her read them

>> No.41727544

RULES OF NATURE

>> No.41727568

has she done any other character action games before this one?

>> No.41727594

>getting bodied by a mini-boss
I am literally drunk out of my fucking mind and I could probably STILL do better than this
I love Selen

>> No.41727612
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>>41727544
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE

>> No.41727635
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>Nearing the 4 Hour Mark

>> No.41727674

>>41727568
DMC 1 and that was a year ago.

>> No.41727694

>>41727635
Is that a sign of something?

>> No.41727736
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>>41727694
Merely an observation

>> No.41727797
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>>41727594
She is doing better than before!
I hope this correct the dragon into trying mechanics in future games
>>41727635
>tourist thinking she was going to rage quit before Minstral or abandon the game

>> No.41727918

America has laws?

>> No.41727967

>>41727918
I prefer to think of them as suggestions.

>> No.41728013

>>41727797
Lol, makes me glad she's still going now. She's clearly having a good time again even after all that shite from earlier.
And yes she's Gitting Gud now lmao, probably doing better than Pomu simply bc she played on Easy Mode desu

>> No.41728056

>>41727918
Dont worry, Armstrong will save America.

>> No.41728109

>>41727918
America is Weak. Rotten to the Core.

>> No.41728233

>>41728056
I HAVE A DREAM

>> No.41728303
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>>41727918
Don't worry son, i'm working on this.

>> No.41728406

>>41728056
>>41728109
>>41728233
>>41728303
Based Armstrong chads

>> No.41728477

I sure do love a bunch of cucks in the chat spamming "police men bad" in response to this scene about privatized security.

>> No.41728535

Average American Cop

>> No.41728625

>>41728477
i cant wait for the 9/11 joke

>> No.41728637

Welcome to Denver

>> No.41728721

>>41728625
I really hope she's sipping water during that part.

>> No.41728915

>>41728625
I miss the good ol' days after 9/11...

>> No.41728985

>>41728915
Technically we're still in the days after 9/11.

>> No.41729060

Selen status: god gamer

>> No.41729237

>>41729060
She learned how to play.
The fun has begun.

>> No.41729252
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>>41729060
FUCKIN' EZ

>> No.41729370
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>>41729060
>she is trying combos

>> No.41729377

I'm a first time viewer, but I honestly don't get how any of you Dragoons doubt her.

>> No.41729438

Wait, this game is apparently 7h only on the main stuff
Is she... going to finish it today???

>> No.41729500

>>41729438
7H if you're good, probably closer to 14-15h for her. At least two streams, maybe three. Four~ if she does the extra stories after.

>> No.41729521

>>41729438
I expect 1 more stream but Selen can end it today if she wanted.

>> No.41729535

>>41729438
7 hours if you know what you're doing and you don't deviate much.

>> No.41729573

>>41729535
>>41729521
>>41729500
How much in % is she in then

>> No.41729627

>>41729573
She's nearing 50% I'd say.

>> No.41729641

Is she having fun? Are we?

>> No.41729672

>Oh fuck, you're so big!
Clip it and ship it.

>> No.41729691

SEND HIM BACK TO THE LOBBY, SELEN

>> No.41729724
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>>41729377
Dumb dragon sometimes makes me doubt but her stubbornness to keep going (and getting gud) always btfo me
>>41729438
Reminder that Pomu ended the game in 2 streams so probably it will be the same with Selen (3 if she does the DLC)
>>41729672
>

>> No.41729755
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>You're so big!

>> No.41729769

>Giving chat the silent treatment
kek

>> No.41729773

>>41729573
when she reach moonsoon, she's 50%.

>> No.41729779

>>41729724
Pomu also played on easy where parry/block is auto

>> No.41729791

>>41729672
Can't, unfortunately. Too loud of music and combat noises. Wouldn't really work even out of context.

>> No.41729835

>PYOOM

>> No.41729849

>>41729641
After Wolf defeat, yes.
She is back on track.

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>>41729769
She read me before so no

>> No.41729933

I honestly can't tell if she actually likes the game now or is putting on a face for Pomu

>> No.41729977

>>41729933
It can be a bit of both

>> No.41730020

>>41729933
same, it goes back and forth on both vibes

>> No.41730139

>>41729933
I doubt she would be looking through the movelist trying to understand the game more if she didn't like it

>> No.41730143

>>41729933
She is back to her usual cocky personality, so yes she is enjoying the game.

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>>41729835

>> No.41730183

How long does she usually stream for? I have to sleep.

>> No.41730221

>>41729933
I'll put it this way, there's no way she'd still be streaming it if she wasn't enjoying it.

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>> No.41730299

>>41730183
From 3 to 5h (some streams can go for way longer tho), but for this stream I honestly don't know
>>41730221
>Among us
>>41730143
That and that interaction with chat made me believe that she's enjoying it now

>> No.41730357

>>41730183
she can play from 5-8 hours on long runs, who knows how far she'll go with this one tonight, she's finding her groove after the rough start

>> No.41730375

This is an honest question. Could it be that she just has FPS brain? You know how like some people only ever played one type of game their entire life like MOBA or FPS or NBA games and when they try out other games they don't have the unconscious awareness of "this might be like x" because games borrow mechanics from others all the time. Like, MGR is definitely easy to pick up if you've played CUHRAAYZEEE platinum games before, but if you don't have that knowledge you'll *look* like an idiot that doesn't know what you're doing.

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>Prostate Check

>>41730183
She can go for Hours on end, almost proper endurance stream lengths, if she wishes to.
So 4 Hours at least (as it is rn) isn't out of the ordinary for her...
Also same, I might have to turn in for the night soon and catch the rest of the VOD tomorrow

>> No.41730506

>>41730299
>Among us
that was a "short" 3 hours stream, where half of it was zatsu and only 1/4 was actualy among us

>> No.41730621

Ngl I kinda feel scared that I'll feel bad and skip watching the vod for this later if she's not enjoying it based on the posts here. I don't really care what game it is, as long as she's happy playing it and being entertaining. :c

>> No.41730643

>>41730506
Tbf in that case it was everyone else who started leaving after literally only a few games.
Selen meanwhile just carried on with a full-on Zatsu instead. Which was Based of her btw

>> No.41730658

>>41730621
She's enjoying now, just skip until she beats the doggo

>> No.41730657

>>41730434
>She can go for Hours on end
I want to fuck your oshi, Dragoons.

>> No.41730743

>>41730621
you might have to skip a good chunk after she faces blade wolf and goes to the tutorials, that's all

>> No.41730751

>>41730657
We all want, we usually horny post here anon

>> No.41730853

kek

>> No.41730858

>I understand your attempt at humor, I simply do not find you funny
Selen personally called out

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>> No.41730872

>>41730657
Who doesn't!? Also get in line bub!

>> No.41730935

>>41730643
>the big collab for a game you were hyped about for half a year goes to shit for technical issues and nobody seems to enjoy it
>the hype stream where you start a metal gear game, with your friend hyping you up and wants you to love the game goes to shit from backseating
what a week...

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>>41730935
Captain, it's Wednesday!

>> No.41731046

>>41730935
I still believe Goose goose duck would've saved that collab but they decided on playing among us

>> No.41731108

>>41730657
Get in line.

>> No.41731137

>>41731046
Again, that's 'Democracy' for you...

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>>41731023

>> No.41731214

>>41731023
That just makes it worse...

>> No.41731283

>>41731046
>>41731137(me)
That said it does make me wish that she spoke up more in that case, rather than resign herself to be shouted over by others there...

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>>41730434
>

>> No.41731326

>>41731283
I can understand why she didn't tho, they were like 5 the ones that voted for among us

>> No.41731424

>>41731046
maybe, or maybe being more select with who participated may have helped.
Unironically, as an example, for a game you care about, luca is a bad idea because he doesn't care about the game and just troll or does whaetever 24/7, sometimes it's funny, sometimes it just sabotage the gameflow and pomu is either a boon, or a curse, depending on whetever she understand how to play the game or not.

>> No.41731486

>>41730375
Im convinced that she would do better on MGS 1 because she can actually shoot things there.

>> No.41731505

>>41731424
>Luca
Kyo calling him out got him mad fsr, it was so funny
Also, he wasn't originally in the collab, it was Maria

>> No.41731544

>>41731424
I don't think the gameplay was as big of an issue as the technical side of it. Everyone sounded crunchy and their audio peaked constantly. I think Kotoka never managed to make her audio work so she was quiet the whole time, for everyone and on her stream, since she was trying to fix that and probably nervous as shit.

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>>41730657

>> No.41731621

>>41731486
MGS involves a lot of stealth, are you still sure she'd do better?

>> No.41731757

>>41731544
Ngl Kotoka being barely audible was what legit bothered me the most

>> No.41731799

Sewen with NO MERCY.

>> No.41731821

My psychopath wife, Selen.

>> No.41731842

>The Memes
Soon...

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>>41731799
>>41731821

>> No.41731934

>>41731799
Who is she playing? Dva?

>> No.41731937

She's reading supas again!

>> No.41731962

>>41731565
I NEED Paizufella from Selen.

>> No.41732061

>>41731842
Watch chat distract her from the meme talk with the cat instead.

>> No.41732101

Selen is HONGARY for Spines!!!

>> No.41732193

>>41732061
Pls don't...

>> No.41732218

>>41731937
Only because it was 100,000.00 (IDR)

>> No.41732224

ENTER THE LORD OF MEMES

>> No.41732279

>>41732218
It was a yellow supa, does that mean something in that currency or something?

>> No.41732284

>>41732193
It happened with Pomu.
It will happen with Selen.

>> No.41732288

ITS TIME
>He got sushi'd
KEK

>> No.41732385

>>41731937
She skipped mine
:(

>> No.41732436

>>41732284
Fuck sake...

>> No.41732494

>>41732061
They don't need to, she did it to herself.

>> No.41732745

Selen's dick is actually hard

>> No.41732756

HOLY FUCKING KINO

>> No.41732830

>>41732745
Selen's HUGE COCK is HARD
I'm glad we got the mood back for this moment

>> No.41732836

I think Selen's gotten EXTRA HORNY now!!

>> No.41732887
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AND IT WILL COME
LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN
POURING DOWN ON ME

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>>41732887
SHIT THREADS WILL COME
LIKE A DISCORD RAID
POURING ON /VT/

>> No.41733055

SUSAN YOU FOCKEN CUNT

>> No.41733234

She's gonna first try Monsoon... based

>> No.41733439

AND IT WILL COME

>> No.41733505

>Isn't this basically Buggy from One piece?

>> No.41733501

AND IT WILL COME

>> No.41733537

>>41733234
gamer dragon!

>> No.41733665

>>41733234
she should have played hard mode, not this casual shit

>> No.41733705

>>41733505
He's not a jobber but more or less.

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FIRST TRY MONSOON!

>> No.41733874

KINO

>> No.41733883

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.41733929

While I can't say this is the best game ever made (Portal 2 exists), I can safely say it is definitely in the top 3.

>> No.41733953

I WANT THE FAGGOT TOURISTS FROM THE LAST THREAD TO APOLOGY

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>>41733953
>APOLOGY

>> No.41734088

>>41733665
Wouldn't change much cause recovery items allow you to brute force every fight in this game, its not as hard as people were pretending it is when she was picking the difficulty with exception to the start of the game where you aren't given many healing items.

>> No.41734150

Second pee!

>> No.41734176

Selen Pee

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Is she gonna keep playing, bros?

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>>41734150
>>41734176
Selen pee: She is getting cocky edition!
>>41734191
Yes!
At leat 1 more boss aka RED SUN CHAD

>> No.41734319
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>>41734261
Like the good old days.

>> No.41734334

>didn't get gifted a sub
Nyo...

>> No.41734463

Holy karma

>> No.41734608

>5 Hours Now

>> No.41734649

>World Marshal keeps multiple functional and loaded rocket launchers in their lobby
Kino

>> No.41734876

>>41734649
Totally a 1 billion IQ move.

>> No.41734892

>VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.41734909

>>41734649
The second amendment is truly god's greatest gift to mankind.

>> No.41734959

>>41734649
I mean, where else would you keep them?

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>>41734892

>> No.41735172

>>41734959
Actually, where is Raiden keeping them?

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Bros, I can't do it. I'm beyond sleepy. As desperate as I am to watch all of this live, I need to get some sleep. Promise me you'll spam the lyrics to Red Sun in chat extra hard when the time comes?

>> No.41735351

>>41735265
I can't promise you everyone will,by but I can promise you at lease one dragoon will.

Take care of yourself homie.

>> No.41735477

>>41735172
I would give the classic answer of "his asshole" but... he doesn't have one...

>> No.41735524

>>41735265
sure thing, dragoon
here's hoping she cuts the armors fast so we get to hear them for a long time

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>>41735265
I will but only to drown out the retards quoting things that haven't happened yet

>> No.41735588

>>41735524
We both know she'll brute force it and we won't hear the lyrics.

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>>41735265
I WILL!

>> No.41735739

>>41735265
I got you, rest well o7.
>>41735524
>>41735588
HAVE FAITH.

>> No.41735889

>>41735739
>HAVE FAITH
I called her being too distracted by the cat to hear the meme bits.
I am now calling she'll brute force it and we won't get to hear the lyrics. Chat will also proceed to bitch about it and she'll get extremely passive aggressive again.

>> No.41735918

>>41735588
let me dream, man
maybe by some small miracle and her love of blade mode spam she'll notice the little red boxes when he's all shielded up

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Gonna have to go to Bed soon as well lads, it's almost 4am here now, getting tired af as well.
Will be sure to catch up the remainder of the VOD however much is left, along with the Psychonauts Finale I initially missed out on tomorrow as well.
Was glad to have at least gotten to see the Monsoon Kino live, and in spite of what happened earlier this might honestly be one of my favourite streams of hers from recently...
Goodnight Dragoons!~

>> No.41736059

>6h mark
and no signs of stopping holy shit, she really wants to finish this shit

>> No.41736170

>>41736059
Metal Gear Rising is a demanding mistress.
And Selen has suffered enough.

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>>41736045
Head to bed dragoon, cuz you deserve it.

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>>41736315
Thank you, it's been a good day with plenty of Selenium to refresh on too!

>> No.41736698

Selen needs to crush your spinal column for heals. Do you let her? Or does she take it by force

>> No.41736762

>>41736698
I heard she was fat, but THAT fat?

>> No.41736863

I want Selen to tuck me into bed and gently jerk me off to help me fall asleep easier.

>> No.41736918

>>41736698
Depends... if she let me HUFF HUFF first...

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>>41736045
See ya, goon!

>> No.41737176

>>41736045
GN, at least you watched the character development on those first hours.
>>41736863
This but unironically.

>> No.41737205

>spent ALL of my free time today watching Selen
>need to sleep
>she's STILL going

>> No.41737284

>>41737205
at least its rest day tomorrow, imagine if she started dead space tomorrow

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>>41737176
>This but unironically.
Who said I was being ironic?

>> No.41737326

>>41737205
I give it 8h and a second part next week

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>Spleens

>> No.41737504

Nursing handjob from Selen before bed...

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>>41737504
Bro...

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>>41736863
Based and Same. Preferably with her Dragon Hand too...

>> No.41737691

>>41737619
Isn't it scaly and rough?

>> No.41737719

>>41737466
Selen? More like Sellspleen.

>> No.41737766
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>>41737504
>>41737504
>>41737614
>>41737619

>> No.41737778

>>41737691
Just means it's a new experience, bro... it's better than getting a "normal" handjob.

>> No.41737840

>Thanks for the raid, Sonny! I had to deal with a lot of gorillas, so I didn't notice one more
Holy SHIT lmao

>> No.41737862

ENTER MISTRAL 2

>> No.41737913
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>>41737840
heh

>> No.41738141

ENTER MEME LORD ROUND 2!

>> No.41738170

What are the odds that if Selen doesn't game over, that she's going to ride the adrenaline and one shot this game?

>> No.41738224

>>41738170
there's at least 3 more hours of gameplay. maybe.

>> No.41738270

Enter: Least evil American

>> No.41738274

>Jeff Bezos

>> No.41738289

>>41738170
She can, she did it before and she can do it now
Plus rest day after this so there is a 70%

>> No.41738332

KIDS ARE CRUEL JACK
I LOVE KIDS

>> No.41738339

>>41737619
Elbowpussy

>> No.41738425

Holy FUCK her expression after he said 9/11 was hilarious

>> No.41738450
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>>41738425
>LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS

>> No.41738495

Now for the shortest, most disappointing boss fight in videogame history.
Although, I think his shield gimmick might ACTUALLY filter her since it's not like she's gonna dodge slash cheese it.

>> No.41738498

>>41738425
>>41738450
LMAO

>> No.41738545

ITS TIME BROS
>KIDS ARE CRUEL JACK

>> No.41738580

>>41738274
Honestly, if he’s supposed to be anyone it’s probably Dick Cheney. This game is so anti-American it’s almost unbelievable.

>> No.41738654

>>41738580
>entire game is just anti-war-profiteering commentary
>"anti-american"
I mean, you said it

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>>41738654
Beautiful.

>> No.41738778

I'm actually so glad she lost to Sundowner instead of beating his hilariously weak ass, just because I want to see her do his shield mechanic properly.

>> No.41738805
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41738805

HE IS FUCKING INVINSIBLE

>> No.41738837

>1 try moonsoon
>chokes on sundowner
as the dragoon prophet foretold.

>> No.41738854

SHE HATES HIM

>> No.41738918

>>41738805
>>41738741
I need more Revengeance gifs.

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>>41738805
I'M FUCKING INVISIBLE

>> No.41738932

You think she'll get to phase 2 or just cheese phase 1?

>> No.41739034

>>41738932
you have to make a conscious effort to phase 2 sadly.

>> No.41739043

>>41738932
PHASE 2
I WANT TO BELIEVE BROS

>> No.41739116

Planecopter!

>> No.41739118

>>41738425
Didnt realise 9/11 memes are super effective against Canadians too

>> No.41739124

Seems like she needs to go back to the tutorials

>> No.41739138

>>41738932
>>41739034
She's at least figured out what to do even if she hasn't pulled it off yet.

>> No.41739178

Sundowner should have had twice the HP pool and actively blocked attacks with his shields, making it next to impossible to defeat him without cutting his shields off and entering phase 2. Genuinely one of the most poorly designed, wasted fights ever and it makes me so sad. I use the machete with no upgrades whenever I fight him just to drag the fight out.

>> No.41739187

I'll never forget how mgs heads hyped up phase 2 for pomu and it was a massive wet fart.

>> No.41739275

>>41739187
No one ruins MGS like its fans

>> No.41739288

>>41739118
No way Selen is Canadian, she'd be too perfect.

>> No.41739335

>>41739118
Selen just avoids yabs, so of course she's going to just go 'lol okay'

>> No.41739346

>>41739178
agreed, that it's messy design for phase 1
the fight's legit real fun if you spend most of it in phase 2
it's like a light version of the sam fight

>> No.41739359

>>41739187
The game spent the entire story hyping him up, making him this super cool boss, and then... this. I'm STILL malding about it a decade later.

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>>41739187
>>41739178
Its sad because at least for me, its the best song in the game... and most of the time you wont unlock it
https://youtu.be/23oZbJNSd0s

>> No.41739459

She's doing it...

>> No.41739479

>cut 2 parts
BROS.... SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY GO PHASE 2

>> No.41739633

No chance she goes to scissors phase, she can't aim well enough. Like she's trying, but she's inevitably going to chew through his non-existent HP pool first.

>> No.41739648

BELIEVE YOU FOOLS

>> No.41739707

I don't recall having this much trouble lining up a cut on mouse

>> No.41739713

Watching her try to line it up is like watching old people fuck...

>> No.41739782

>>41739707
It's insanely easy, which is weird to me. Like she's an FPS gamer isn't she? Her mouse aim can't be this poor.

>> No.41739805

Missile straight to the robocock

>> No.41739824

>>41739805
God damn plane...

>> No.41739865

One more time from the top with REAL slices now, Selen.

>> No.41739871

I don't blame her for not being able to cut at the right angle. It's actually really fucking hard for no reason because you can't smoothly control the slash angle. It controls fucking retarded where you can only get specific slashes.

>> No.41739889

>>41739782
I think she's having trouble with the geometry of it more than the aim

>> No.41739938

>>41739187
The only reason to aim for phase 2 is so you can listen to the lyrics of the song.

>> No.41740003

>gets the parry
>can't even mash RMB
It's over. How old is this woman?

>> No.41740008

>>41739871
mouse allows precise slashes though?

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>>41738425
She held the look for a solid 15 seconds too.

>> No.41740186

>>41740008
They must think she's still on controller or something. Mouse literally lets you aim EXACTLY how you want, it's super easy to do this on M+KB.

>> No.41740202

HAPPENING

>> No.41740227

THIS IS NATURE SACRIFICE!
RED SUN

>> No.41740230

SHE DID IT!

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I just K N O W Pomu begged Selen to do Sundowner "properly" in her playthrough. That's why she's suffering through this right now.

>> No.41740269

>magically parries like all of his attacks
Almost clutched it.

>> No.41740290

>>41740008
WASD is how you rotate the actual slash.

>> No.41740314

>>41740255
the fuck is this... anti-copium? I have no fucking idea what to call it.
Normal people don't try to cheese fights.

>> No.41740341

>Phase 2 with no heals
We're in gamer time now. It was worth it.

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WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW
AND THE FIRE IS HOT
THE VULTURE WAITS TO SEE WHAT ROTS

>> No.41740459

>RED SUN
>NO HEALS
>SHE DID IT
I LOVE MY DRAGON SO MUCH BROS

>> No.41740464

>>41740314
It's more that she would have clearly beat it by now, but has deliberately been aiming to cut all the shields for the "kino" version of the fight.

I can't blame her, if she's been informed before hand; I'd do the same. She had no reason to know it though, otherwise.

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Doubters... KNEEL

>> No.41740532

>>41740464
the game tells you to cut the shields. so she cuts the shields. that's what normal people do.

>> No.41740576

No watch her 1 shot Sam and Armstrong

>> No.41740600

>>41740255
Dont care, i got Red Sun with my oshi.

>> No.41740645

>>41740459
I kneel. It was pretty worth except that she won't remember this fight as fondly as the rest of us.
Now, I await Sam

>> No.41740662

>Red Supa
It took way to long to find this one again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM6nM1dKwuM

>> No.41740751

Is it just me or is she more slurpy mouthed than usual

>> No.41740755

Bathroom break 3!

>> No.41740776

Fuck yeah, it sounds like she's trying to get it done in one stream.

>> No.41740787

Selen Pee

>> No.41740786

>I'm gonna finish this
Bros???

>> No.41740797

>>41740755
Why is her bladder so small?

>> No.41740830

>>41740755
Imagine the taste...

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>>41740755
>>41740797
Small dragon bladder..
>>41740786
>>41740787
Yep, she will do it on one sit!
I CANT WAIT FOR ARMSTRONG

>> No.41740863

>chat convincing her not to use the pincers
probably for the best

>> No.41740979

>>41740863
They’re decent against Excelsus, pretty much useless otherwise.

>> No.41741052

>>41740863
speaking of that, I can't wait for to realize the Sai does nothing to Sam

>> No.41741072

>>41740979
They're great if you can time 'em right, there are some Sam no damage cheese vids using them. How you feel about that is another question, but they're good weapons.

>> No.41741369

Guess I'm killing my sleep schedule and being exhausted at work tomorrow...

>> No.41741527
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I like Pomu

>> No.41741596

>My ass looks so fucking good
true

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>>41741596
Indeed

>> No.41741677

>>41741527
BASED
>>41741619
I want her to sit on me...

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>>41741527
I hope she plays the trilogy too!
>>41741596
>

>> No.41741898

>>41741369
Rest day after this stream.
I hope you are doing ok Dragoon.

>> No.41741971

I always love the super gay "Everything okaaaay on your side~"

>> No.41742052

>>41741898
I have to go to work in 7~ hours. At this pace I might get 5 hours of sleep?

>> No.41742143

Safe to say that Selen is an ass woman

>> No.41742226

>>41742143
Yep!
>>41741971
5 hours is not that bad actually.

>> No.41742299

>Selen reads my comment AND it's useful to her
Feels good.

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MEMORIES BROKEN
>>41742143
Selen is female picrel
>

>> No.41742536

Come on selen, parry more, or armstrong is going it be.... interesting.

>> No.41742594

>Trying to rely on heals instead of learning the fight
I look forward to Armstrong.

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>>41742594
At least she did it with Sundowner

>> No.41742737

>>41742594
Unfortunately thread reading becuase I'm at work, but going by what I'm hearing: that shit is going to be rough.

>> No.41742767

good thinking selen.

>> No.41742770

Holy shit that was a pro gamer move

>> No.41742796

BASED?
THATS MY SELEN

>> No.41742805

I guess you could say Sam WALKED RIGHT INTO IT.

>> No.41742810

>>41742676
Sundowner has a gimmick to learn, Sam requires you to actually get good at parrying.

>> No.41742818

SHE DID IT
USED GRENADE

>> No.41742848

did- did she just say senpai?

>> No.41742885

>>41742810
rather than requires, it's more accurate to say it's the last tutorial boss before facing armstrong's shirt

>> No.41742891

The moment where you get to use Sam's sword during Armstrong was actual kino.

>> No.41742911

>>41742848
lmao, I forgot that word was filtered, I think I heard her say
f
a
m

>> No.41742956

>>41742911
I was so confused by the first post lol

>> No.41742984

>>41742891
>and besides, this is not my sword
peak fucking kino

>> No.41743009
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Excelsius fight in 15 minutes

>> No.41743014
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Is this the guy people have been talking about?
He's in chat

>> No.41743060

>>41743009
Lets gooo!
>>41743014
Yes, funny guy responsible for the memes

>> No.41743118

>>41743009
more like 25 minutes, but yeah

>> No.41743140

We never got a sequel to this game and I'll always be sad about it.

>> No.41743147

>>41743118
So we can expect from 1h to 2h left?

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Enter

>> No.41743192

>>41743140
sometimes it's okay for games to not have sequels man

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>>41743183

>> No.41743239

>>41743147
Last "Level" Isn't that long. Then 2 boss fights

>> No.41743246

She's gonna 9/11 that thing so fast

>> No.41743251

LOOK OUT SELEN YOU'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE TWIN TOWERS

>> No.41743258

>>41742885
True, but Armstrong has a ton of unblockable attacks. If anything, Sundowner is more prep for Armstrong, because it teaches you how to use the blade mode free cut to do those QTEs when Armstrong throws shit at you.

>>41743140
I dunno, Raiden’s VA was teasing some news on Twitter recently. Probably nothing, but it wouldn’t be completely absurd of Konami/Platinum to try and cash in on the surge in popularity and announce a sequel.

>> No.41743280

>>41743229
kek and based

>> No.41743299

>>41743147
30 minutes until the 30-45 minutes of senator speech, and probably at least 20 minutes on the final boss minimum i'd say.
as a comparison, luca breezed throught hte game on hard, and choked like 1h30 on the last boss.

>> No.41743326

>>41743140
>Raiden ends up being the final boss because he is Armstrong 2.0

>> No.41743379

>>41743299
>Pomu first tried Armstrong during her run
I get that it was on Easy but still, crazy

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>thread already bump limit

>> No.41743464

>>41743406
And the other one went to 400+
It was a busy day with all those tourists

>> No.41743487

the good thing with pomu and selen playthrough, is that they use a bit the sideweapons. Good showcase, never used any.

>> No.41743538

>>41743326
sounds kinda fitting since his VA is apparently a MAGA guy. Which is kind of hilarious when the MGS series, and Revengeance specifically, is like, rabidly anti-American.

>> No.41743580

PEAK METAL GEAR GAME

>> No.41743756

>>41743464
Don't remind me of those rabid fucks. We already lost a good hour or two of Selenium from their vitriol.

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>>41743464
Selen's gonna play through the whole series thanks to Pomu peer pressure, so you'd better get used to it little man.

>> No.41743798

Selen MGS V might actually be pretty good.

>> No.41743816

>>41743014
Actual bottom of the barrel zoomer content maker. His videos are awfully edited

>> No.41743820

>>41743784
? Why me lmao

>> No.41743920

HERE IT COMES

>> No.41743953

>>41743183
SEX

>> No.41743956

Well if it isn't saucy Sewen...

>> No.41743982

I DONT CARE
ARMSTRONG DID NOTHING WRONG

>> No.41743994

ENTER CHUD

>> No.41744027

Simultaneously the dumbest and smartest game ever made.

>> No.41744079

cute giggle...

>> No.41744083

THE MEMES

>> No.41744102

THE MEMES

>> No.41744166
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THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL

>> No.41744194

Did you play College ball, Dragoon?

>> No.41744200

NGL Armstrong makes sense most of the time...

>> No.41744229

>>41744194
I played Football...

>> No.41744257

Selen is American.

>> No.41744280

>>41744200
it worries me how much I agree with what he says, but I'm also an idiot and don't get politics so there's that

>> No.41744324

>>41744229
Bet you coulda went pro if you didn't join the Navy.

>> No.41744340

>>41744200
Both Raiden and Armstrong have the same objetive but the method of Armstrong is more extreme... its like, i don't know... Naruto and Pain, both want peace but the Pain method is brutal

>> No.41744371

>>41744200
>>41744280
The problem is his might makes right creed means you're going to die or be enslaved along with everyone else who's not apart of the top 1%.

But now is the time to cheer for Selen to beat the USA.

>> No.41744391

The absolute greatest part of this game is that it released in 2013 and Armstrong actually says he wants to make America great again

>> No.41744433

Armstrong is everything Trump could never be.

>> No.41744458

Bathroom break 4!

>> No.41744485

If I were her chair she wouldn't have to keep pausing for bathroom breaks...

>> No.41744493

>>41744391
Raegan campaign quote.

>> No.41744513
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>Defeat piss
>>41744391
KEK It shock a lot of people (Pomu reaction was amazing... now we will get Selen's)
But that catchphrase is from an older American president

>> No.41744528

>>41744433
A person who fights for their convictions and not a sniveling coward who'd piss himself in a corner if someone like Raiden came for them?

>> No.41744534

Selen's bathroom time is like half of everyone else's. She has much higher bladder pressure

>> No.41744571

>>41744534
She constantly drinks water and eat tangerines on stream... tiny bladder

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