/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twtter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Pop Up Parade Gawr Gura:
https://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/13745/POP+UP+PARADE+Gawr+Gura.html

Previous Thread: >>41666883

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

my wife

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS COMING BACK SOON I JUST CAN'T WAIT! ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoy the lobotomy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

It would have been cooler if she didn't do a member post and just guerilla stream dropped a valentine member stream on us. Imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

This damn shark brat pissed the hotel bed for the second time this night

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is currently being held hostage in Suisei's sex dungeon. Ina was sent to negotiate, but we lost contact.

[Anonymous No.]

Not fooling me corps I raised your company ffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>41679860
Imagine the paypigs sending her un-live threats for doing a guerilla. I'm sure she has.

[Anonymous No.]

holding hands with gura

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41679936
what does this mean

[Anonymous No.]

Gura buys an onahole and fingers it live on her next asmr stream to stimulate our senses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41679988
Do NOT respond to, interact with, or acknowledge schizophrenic posters.

[Anonymous No.]

cuckery is in the air and it wasnt even a bf riot the staff

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680017
gura doesn't need anything fancy her voice is enough to stimulate me

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

oh nyo silence employee kun?

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41679968
FATFUCK FLATHEAD LMAO

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>>41679988
i'm OP but I'm not a paypig. My point was if you thought the autistic paypigs were getting uppitty when she ghosted for weeks at a time, they'd have a meltdown if she came back without warning.

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[Anonymous No.]

GURA HAS TO WEAR A HELMET JUST TO LIVE KEK

[Anonymous No.]

I can protect her...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura and ina are having sex right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680288
My wife can forego it when I am near, for I shall always catch m'shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680288
Why is your mouth a prolapsed anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680333
yeah with me
>>41680331
explain this then

[Anonymous No.]

The way she starts this song in particular hits so hard
https://youtu.be/VQhwXS6MtHo?t=7

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680288
my little sister had fainting issues but not nearly as bad as goomba...i wish i could catch her every time :(

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my shark wife so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680288
Imagine Gura getting ready for streams. Put on her diapers, helmet, kneeguards and popping pills.

[Anonymous No.]

So that's why Suisei was talking about Goober?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680502
Suisei did what? Timestamp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680488
My little angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680488
Katawa Shoujo was not fiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680631
hanako best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680544
>>41629230
translation clip https://youtu.be/rHLqzOJoJPc

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has health issues that required wearing a helmet incase she faints. I'm starting to believe the rrat that Gura peed on Ame bed is true....

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680178
God she looks extremely cute

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>>41680790
That's really cute but I'm pretty sure Suisei ambushing Gura with that would make her brain shut down and terrify her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680858
night buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680868
Gura is getting her pussy blasted by HoloJP until she passes out, which wouldn't take much apparently...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680858
Good morning.

[Anonymous No.]

Burgerbuds has to sleep knowing their oshi still wide awake for once~

[Anonymous No.]

Onsen Gura in a tard helmet

[Anonymous No.]

*pfffffft*

[Anonymous No.]

>>41681187
There's no reason to think that. Gura has an erratic sleep "schedule" no matter where she is, though it is possible that her paying more attention to her health has forced her to stick to one.

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>>41681187
Jokes on you, night is my day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41681187
Americans never sleep

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>>41681187
I have a vampire sleep schedule so it doesn't matter to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680220
god i hate those fucking faggots and the way they turned on her. entitled ungrateful manipulative passive aggressive cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680344
Gura's prolapsed anus in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41681187
As a PT bud she always tweets in the morning when I'm asleep anyways

[Anonymous No.]

assuming she was in japan when she made the member post, it would have been around when she should be waking up. maybe she'll give us some before bed goom perms in a few hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680423
please introduce me to her, I can assist her with her problem. with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41679719
>Gura is in Japan
>Okayu is in Japan

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>>41680414
it's fucking magical.

[Anonymous No.]

I can feel it
atlantis will become a reality once gura officially returns, the autism combined of kaela ( plus her pupil mooms) and fauna will make it a reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>41681664
I can feel it
Gura will finish DMC4 after she restarts the game in Easy Mode, having overcome the mental hangups that prevented her from selecting the difficulty mode meant for her.

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>>41680414
Song makes me think about what's the fucking point in having and building a relationship when someone can just suddenly fall out of love with you and leave with no fucking explanation. Like yeah we had our faults, but why not work through them. But yeah nah fuck me I guess. Such is the affect of Gura's singing.

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>>41681524
THEY ARE
in Japan

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>>41681780
get her pregnant next time

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

>>41681945
yeah learnt that lesson the hard way. The next time I have sex, if I ever get to, it will be breeding sex. Even if it's the first date. no morning after pill, nothing.

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>>41681780
Oof, get well soon.

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>>41681945
What would you do if the doctor said your shark wife and you are biologically incompatible. She will never get pregnant with humans no matter how much you pump inside her. Would you live a childfree life with her and die without an offspring to care for your old age?

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>>41682301
I would stay with her until the end. I also would never stop trying to give her a child, biology be damned.

[Anonymous No.]

What happend with gura? Did she get in accident? Why does she need helmet? Fuck I need to know…

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>>41682301
Children are expensive and they close many doors in your life and for what? For someone to take care of you when you're 70+? I'm sure by the time I'm 70 biohacking tech would've gotten good enough for it to be fool proof. It's already gotten incredibly good the past decade.

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>>41682623
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take care of Gura every single day. Feed her healthy meals, wash her helmet out for her when it's sweaty, and take her on walks to get exercise

[Anonymous No.]

>>41682623
It was ocean pollution, she got her head stuck in a can so they had to remove parts of her skull to get it out

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>>41682632
No they don't close many doors they open a lot the only doors that are closed are by you for limiting yourself.

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>>41682301
I'm going to die childless anyway, no matter how much i desperately want children so... no one will even come to my funeral.

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>>41682711
Reminds me on my grandpa. I remember changing diapers for him too.

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>>41682773
No they suck the money and time out of your life. I have a kid, I don't hate them but I hate how I'm trapped in a loop until they get old enough to fuck off.

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>>41682632
not having children is fucking gay. You'll change your mind once you hit 40, and by then it'll be too late. Like have you seen what 40 year old girls look like? Might as well fuck an old leather shoe. Impregnate the next girl you have sex with otherwise you're a foreverfaggot.

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>>41682711
imagine what her sweaty helmut smells like...

[Anonymous No.]

I love my tard daughterwife so goddamn much.

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>>41682839
Men can have kids as late as they want bro. My dad had me when he was 50 and my mom was mid-20s. I have a buddy who's father was like 56 when he was born lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>41682839
Already an archwizard, still don't want kids and glad I don't have them.

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>>41682834
you should realize how blessed you are. You have offspring, you've completed your purpose in life, you won the game. You succeeded, you have satisfied the meaning of life and you have propagated your race. Meanwhile 5 billion years of evolution ends with my sorry ass, every single of my billions of ancestors succeeded and breeded where I have failed. For failing at life, i deserve to die alone.

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>>41682897
you've been brainwashed against natural instinct. I dunno what's sadder, you refusing to breed, or me being unable to breed. Everyone loses.

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>>41682949
Spawning another worthless meatbag into the planet isn't winning.
Becoming someone capable of molding the world around you for future generations is winning.
Nobody talks about (random Father #582704) but everyone always remembers the guys who spend their time changing the world.

[Anonymous No.]

So basically we need Gura's eggs.

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>>41682895
having kids at that age increases risk of Autism. But that won't stop me if the opportunity arises. As I said, I will never use contraception again. If I get oolder enough and rape is the only way to get offspring, 35 years in prison is the price I will pay to succeed as a species. God I need to breed Gura, now now now. Gonna fly to japan, and breed her, prone bone right in the middle of the street. We can iron out the complications later.

[Anonymous No.]

GUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683023
Your child may change the world in some way even if its little and if that is the case then you will be known as the father of a grate child and your name will also go down in history.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I deserve to have an offspring. I have masturbated to handcams of my vtuber oshi. If my ancestors saw this, they would be so disappointed of me. I deserve to die alone.

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>>41683023
Transhumanists make me want to gargle cyanide. But fine, build your planet destroying robots or whatever, I'd rather have a beautiful blonde daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait now that I think about it with the timing of the members post. You think that really was gura in here yesterday and before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683038
She will sell them as merch in a few years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683095
I refuse to believe she browses this cesspool more than once or twice a year

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>>41683095
Yes dude wake up guys she is one of us.

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>>41683023
Don't care about being remembered by history, I care about my genes carrying on. Once you breed, your existence in the universe is permanently written into the DNA of your offspring and their future offspring. If I breed, my offspring could be responsible for seeding an entire planet of life with my DNA. If I breed, my mark on the universe is permanent.

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>>41683164
maybe the universe doesnt want you to spill your seed all over her?

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>>41683164
Our DNA is worth less than sand who cares. Besides virus DNA is significantly more valuable to the universe than ours.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to breed but no one wants to do it with me. Why?

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>>41683183
gay edgy nihilism, I got over that phase before i turned 20. Also to say DNA is worthless is to say Gura is worthless. If you breed, and have a daughter, you could actually create a lifeform as amazing and kind and wonderful as Gura. Plus if you have a daughter, you could breed your own daughter, and grand daughter, and however long you live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683164
>I don’t care about being remembered by history I, I care about my genes carrying on
someone call richard dawkins and the sociobiology freaks, we got it out in the open

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683164
What the hell are you talking about?
When you're dead its over, nothing matters after that

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683093
Don't shame transhumanists like that. Some of us are alright and don't want to live in a pod and eat the bugs.
Artificial wombs + gene editing + donor egg = your beautiful, 140 IQ, healthy and naturally optimistic blonde, green-eyed daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a micro penis and I refuse to breed. I will never want to pass on this cursed genetics to my son and leave him to suffer in silence for eternity.

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>>41683270
if you die without offspring you're nothing but meat. But if you die WITH offspring you're meat that was able to make new meat, which will be able to make more new meat, meat that might one day colonize the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread took a turn.
Anyway Gura CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683342
>duhhhhhh we gotta mindlessly replicate until the end of the universe
gura would be ashamed of you

[Anonymous No.]

Some life advice courtesy of Gawr Gura

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>>41683328
I have tiny hands, but that didn't and won't stop me. If my daughters have small hands, that would be cute, and a desirable trait. Your tiny PP gene might make really flat daughters, ever think about that? You could have the vital loli genes that make girls mature sexually at 9 and never grow titties, literal permanent lolis. You should breed. Often and vigorously.

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Gura and I believe in living childfree.
We will have lovey dovey safe sex until her eggs are dried up and will die together without any offspring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683377
not mindlessly, with intention, of making really hot loli daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

sex with gura for the sole purposes of reproduction and then having an empty bedroom for 40 years until I die

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683420
safe sex doesn't need a condom, just don't have sex with gay niggers then you won't catch GRIDs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683403
What happens if they are all boys?

[Anonymous No.]

sex with gura for the sole purpose of breeding daughters that you can have sex with for the soul purpose of breeding daughters that you can have sex with for the soul purpose of breeding daughters that you can have sex with for the soul purpose of breeding daughters that you can have sex with for the soul purpose of breeding daughters that you can have sex with for the soul purpose of breeding daughters that you can have sex with for the soul purpose of breeding daughters that you can have sex with for the soul purpose of-....

[Anonymous No.]

She could be awake dancing right now. Im so fucking happy after that members post

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683530
that's what cliffs are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683574
Tbh I would never want boys. Girls are the best gender and everyone loves them whether they are big or small unlike boys.
Yes. Cliff is the ideal choice. They will thank me if they get older with micro pps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683429
Agreed.
Reproduction for the purpose of creating the ultimate race of ojisans and loli brats
Every child that does not further this aim can get the Kaiadas treatment

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683634
Is the ideal world we live in filled with ugly bastards with huge dicks and bratty flat chest lolis not taller than 150cm?

[goob No.]

goob

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so glad that she's doing alright and that she got to go to Japan after all. Had some other good news of my own as well. Things have really been looking up lately. Feels good.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello chummies, now that Gura's return is confirmed I just want to remind everyone that closeup Gura scares me, please don't post her.

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>>41680247
Gura could dare to use a tard helmet prop whenever she resumes streaming, would be fucking great lulz and she has the cover of "heey it's because of the fainting I mentioned, it's not actually a retard helmet that's just a coincidence"

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>>41683825
Same.
I really hope she has a great time there and that some holoJPs invite her to do stuff and offcollabs
Would love nothing more than to see that

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683843
OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683847
Imagine she knocks her head on stream on purpose and we can hear the thock thock sounds to taunt us.
Kino gura is back.

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>>41683843

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683885
Just begging for kissys

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to legitimately hate Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683843
Red gura scares me too. Luckily everything here is blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683953
Oh nyo!

[Anonymous No.]

This is canon because Gura wears a helmet.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41680414
>>41681780
Well it’s a break up song so…

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683953
>starting

[Anonymous No.]

Gura daikimakura status? Chances of it going on sale by valentines day?

[Anonymous No.]

Feels good to be a chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683953
Shut the fuck up Ame, you been hating her since everyone treated you as her accessory

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683964
she is not cute she is deadly

[Anonymous No.]

>>41684257
Looks pretty cute to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41684257
How did Red gura come about? Was it a lore made by Gura herself?
When was red gura first apperence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41683964
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41684341
Her name is Gawr and her lore is that she's my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41684341
Her name is Luto and her lore is that she's my wife

[Anonymous No.]

I really like this image

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Gura daikimakura comes with an pouch that can fit my onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to correct Gawr until she turns blue. T o T

[Anonymous No.]

>>41684341
This image sums it up pretty well.
Also listen to Reflect because clearly you haven't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQ_zZIiGLA

[Anonymous No.]

I love her more than anything!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura masturbates... Imagine it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41685132
do you think gura uses her hand or puts her tail between her legs and grinds against it

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like that Gura is an actual Aqua-level retard confirmed. She should be living with her mom, not alone

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of condition causes you to faint randomly???

[Anonymous No.]

>>41685500
Narcolepsy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41685511
I read the wikipedia arcticle about this sickness and its 100% accurate with the things gura told us about her health problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>41685623
Symptoms are
>excessive daytime sleepiness
>cataplexy
>sleep paralysis
>hypnagogic hallucinations
yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>41685725
Would you a passed out Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41686049
Give her a lap pillow and gently stroke her hair until she wakes back up?
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Gura has given up on ever getting muse dash permission again

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to masturbate to Gura's asmr stream. Good Bye bros.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been rereading her member post like it's a text from a girl who just said she wants to get back together months after she vanished from my life

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the king of /ggg/.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my tard trad wife.

[Anonymous No.]

My ratt based entirely on my schizo brain is that she wasn't sick but was rather was/is in the process of making a nuclear bunker as she is close to completion she believes that she can now return to her more frivolous duties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41686082
This but Gura giving me this treatment, I really want Gura to pamper me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41685132
>>41685213
What if Gura fainted while masturbaiting?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura better appear on at least 1 (one) stream with another JP member.

[Anonymous No.]

She won't stream on Valentine's day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41687043
She may not have fainted, but I'd bet she's fallen asleep while masturbating at least once.
I mean I've done it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41687187
still setting yourself up for disaster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41680078
I tried, but I can't decipher the meaning of this mysterious post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41687043
She would wake up, panic after seeing the time, quickly grab the first outfit she sees in her luggage (a skirt and generic shirt), and rush out of the house to her holoFes practice all while really horny.
Imagine her torture of being surrounded by cute girls and being forced to dance with them while her little cunny begs to be touched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41687264
No one could, probably why it sat there un(You)'d for so many hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41687187
you already got BTFO, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

I will edge for the next few weeks and unleash the ultimate chum upon hearing her voice again

[Anonymous No.]

I really hope she meets some JP members, even if its just coincidentally during her holofes training

[Anonymous No.]

>>41686368
>Do you think Gura has given up
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41687464
It was just a tiktok meme. She didn't imply any Valentine's day stream.
She used the meme on purpose to give you a false hope so you can rope yourself on Valentine's day.

[Anonymous No.]

>someone liked your comment notification
>no likes on my comment
whuh? im going to pretend it was gooby

[Anonymous No.]

>>41688513
>tiktok meme
source?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like a kid compares to goob, at the same time I feel proud and inspired. Maybe I start talking to random people today

[Anonymous No.]

>lets have some fun he ah ahehe hihh uhuhu

[Anonymous No.]

>>41688513
lol seeing your desperation after weeks of shitposting is so satisfying

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it so hard to accept that she's on pregnancy leave because she's pregnant?
She went to Sweden during the house hunting trip 9 minths ago and stayed there until her birthday as it was confirmed by the WWE stream poll.
Do you really think she kept her hymen intact just to make happy a bunch of creeps on the internet? think again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41688678
What did she mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>41688737

[Anonymous No.]

I got my daughter a new helmet because she faints a lot, do you think she looks cute in it?

[Anonymous No.]

Stale loops, my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41688847
The cutest

[Anonymous No.]

>>41688875
Seriously, do you really think she kept her hymen intact just to make happy a bunch of creeps on the internet? think again. Think!

[Anonymous No.]

Sis, this is getting sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>41689061
I never said anything about her hymen. Besides, you don't need to MAKE a reason to have an intact one.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why is people saying Gura is in Japan now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41689556
gray...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41689773
Yes I'm gray right now, sorry Goomba but I love money more than you!

Got spoonfed by the catalog anyway, I'm happy she's feeling well

[Anonymous No.]

>>41689556
Why is you not member?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41689826
Damn, feel sorry about you. Hopefully your life can be better, poverty can be hard to mental health. One advice though, stop spending so much time here and try to make more money instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>41690027
I'm not poor, I just don't want to give money away for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41689123
I can smell their fear, i can smell it
They fear their oshi will be back to being irrelevant again…
Horrible, absolutely horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>41690063
Its poverty, its harsh but the faster you can grasp your reality, the better
Good luck anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41690135
It's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41690175
If 5 bucks a month is a noticeable amount to you then you're just coping

[Anonymous No.]

>>41690279
It's not that noticeable obviously, but it makes me seethe paying when she's not streaming.
I look at the 5 bucks paid and think "Wow this could've been some food for free".

[Anonymous No.]

rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub

[Anonymous No.]

>>41690310
see, people not living in poverty just don't think like that. unless you happen to hail from israel, of course

[Anonymous No.]

good morning
i love gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>41690409
Its fine i just give my alt account a new membership, his leaving isnt even noticable to gooba. Good riddance i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>41690409
>people not living in poverty just don't think like that.
Depends on what you refer to poverty.
My friend spends all her income on anime figures ranging from 1k to 10k bucks each and she's not rich at all.

It's just me being extremely greedy anon. Not a Jew, think it more like Mc Scrooge. I read tons of comics with him and he was my favorite character so I guess he influenced me.

I notice this in games too. I never spend currency and just accumulate, accumulate, accumulate. Have no idea why I do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>My ideal romantic partner is a girl who looks, sounds and acts like a 9 year old
>No, I'm not a pedophile

[Anonymous No.]

>>41690535
/lig/ is over there sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>41690535
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

How'd you guys know Gura went to Japan? Or when? She barely says any incoherent ramble on Twitter. Was it a members post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41690612
>was it a member posts?
wouldn't you like to know..

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that posts here are inconsequential, (less than 0.01% of fans are here) so don’t feel like you need to respond to schizos or their samefagging. Report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41690482
I don't even have to look at this anon's early life section.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41690612
member post

[Anonymous No.]

behold i shall cast my spell that brought the gura back

childe gura to the dark towa came
her word was still "a", "nyo", "hoocha",
she laughs at all the bri'ish men

[Anonymous No.]

>>41690535
So true

[Anonymous No.]

>>41690535
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>41690813
Parents wouldn't buy me toys even though we were rich and living in a comfy big nice house.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is not really in Japan right now. She was in Japan but only said that to throw people off so they won't look for her. She's back in the USA while people are searching for her in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>-1C
>-3C real feel
>might rain on friday
pretty cold in tokyo right now
stay warm goob

[Anonymous No.]

>>41691195
Why do you make Gura sound like she's some highly wanted criminal? Did she steal some secret from "them"?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/BtyK-no5ZVc

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>>41691195
Good thing youre not a doxxfag

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>>41691216
Imagine how cute she looks in a scarf and layers upon layers of clothing... T u T

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>>41691216
She's a new england girl. She can handle it

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She's in Japan now, does that mean she's vaccinated? From memory, you need to be vaccinated to enter the country right? Or have they since changed that?

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butt

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What's Gura's body type? I haven't seen a woman who looks like her

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>>41692950
cunny

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>>41692802
Wrong, fortunately. Japan has only required a negative test until recently. They have dropped all COVID restrictions for travelers afaik and they just downgraded covid to the same level as the common flu. Not sure if she needs to be vaxxed or tested to return to the US though...

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>>41692968
Trump lost

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>>41692968
US citizens don't need to be vaxxed to reenter.

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>>41692802
Of course she's vaccinated

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>>41693018
Prove it

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>>41693014
Nice, at least Gura won't have to worry about myocarditis or sudden death on top of all her health issues
>>41693005
Fuck that kike supporter
>>41693018
Sure thing buddy, she's on her 4th booster like the good citizen she is

[Anonymous No.]

>burgers doing the "do not talk about politics" challenge
>difficulty level: IMPOSSIBLE

[Anonymous No.]

>kaela heard gura is coming back soon so she starts farming quartz again
Atlantis will happen

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>>41693170
I'll confess to being the one who started it, and I'm Australian so, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>41693258
>Australian
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IT'S ALWAYS YOU GUYS

MOOT TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41693258
>Australian
of course

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>>41693258
God, lmao! I still remember how cucked your country back then (till now) still made me laugh to remember that your police yell at someone who didnt wear masks and force everybody to lockdown like a good slaves lmao

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>>41693345
They're fucking faggots, dude. And everyone around me supports it so willingly, like "Ooh well if we just LISTENED" they said, as we erected literal camps to quarantine healthy people in. (know people personally who were in 'em)

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>>41693170
Vaccine bad

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>>41693388
Oh yeah i remember now! Its in victoria, your police brutalize a woman who didnt wear masks at the fucking beach
Good thing your country is not energy dependent to foreign country like cuck europe though

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>>41690535
Lolicons are disgusting

How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a loli's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax,hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her,pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly,"You came so much inside of me", then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside again.

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>they believe in the vaccine hoax
ngmi, your genes will die with you…

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>>41693615
no they aren't fuck you

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>>41692968
they downgraded again? Neat
I was there in december for 9 days I had to upload my vax shit
the QR code shit they make you do makes immigration and customs really fast though

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The wait is almost over chums. God I fucking miss her more and more everyday.

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chumbuds did gura really got a retard helmet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41694031
No, but it would be better for her to. She really should do it for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41694097
need retard helmet gf

[Anonymous No.]

My DinoGooba was delivered today, UK. Heres a Gurass pic. Rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub

[Anonymous No.]

>>41693615
Pussy ironic normalfag edit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41694230
sir this is a blue board

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a super embarrassed Gura being forced to wear a helmet and diapers because she loses control when fainting.

[Anonymous No.]

Slit

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>>41694230
Get a good monitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41694345
You don't have to force her to wear the diapers she does that on her own

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is NOT a fart shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>41694545
she is a tard shark

[Anonymous No.]

I love this tard.

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>>41694545

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>>41694371
It's not a moniter, it's a LG C2 with the evo panel. And I have a good monitor, G7 Odyssey 4k Ultra HD, 240hz. I just don't do much gaming on my PC as I'm currently in the process of upgrading it, the LG C2 gives one of the best pictures on the market anyway so suck on it.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

gura is a turtle

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>>41693615
kek

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I noticed today that my self-confidence is through the roof since Gura's member post. I think I've been in denial as to just how much she affects my mental wellbeing. I love her so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41695139
i like turtles

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>>41693229
real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41696042
Fake, Kaela needs it for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41693229
By the time she finishes Atlantis, chuubas will be a niche hobby again

[Anonymous No.]

>gura anti-thread still up
>people now posting straight up dox shit in it
really hope it gets nuked already

[Anonymous No.]

>>41696304
>Unironically browsing the catalog.
Begone

[Anonymous No.]

>>41696468
I shouldn't, but seeing my small wife get slandered sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>41696503
Imagine caring what random low t. fags that spend their time gossiping think.

[Anonymous No.]

All I know is seeing goobs member post first thing this morning, then getting my dino gooba delivered by 12 has just made fucking day so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41696304
which thread are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41696304
no one other than newfags and SEAshitters care about the catalog

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbies I'm horny...what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41696837
Don't you dare gom without goom perms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41696304
gura anti threads are a daily thing, just ignore

[Anonymous No.]

>>41696749
You jus wanna see dox shit, fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41696304
Hope you applied to become a janny

[Anonymous No.]

the mouth feel of a nookie, the crinkly sounds and bulk of a diaper, these feelings are simply unmatched.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is such a good little child prostitute, she just makes me want to adopt and pamper her.

[Anonymous No.]

i’m just a dumbass coomer

[Anonymous No.]

I however am a genius coomer

[Anonymous No.]

If you marry Gura you have to be prepared. She could faint at any moment so you need to patrol the house every half hour or so to make sure she didn't fall somewhere and hurt herself.
I don't want anyone else to be troubled in such a way so I'll take the burden by marrying her myself.

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Is sharkwife truly mentally disabled or does bike helmet apply in the literal sense like a moped or something?

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>>41698383
I already do that, the idea of not patrolling the house to make sure everyone is okay is bizarre to me.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys psyops'ed her into believing she's actually retarded. Congrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41693029
She's in japan

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>>41698479
She is. Not our fault she was in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

gura should wear the helmet just in case

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>>41698475
wtf do you already have kids

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>>41698479
her ambiguity leaves no other answer with more details a conclusion otherwise could be formed however all I see now is gawr powers the buddy helper

[Anonymous No.]

>>41698518
Old parents and grandparents need patrolling too.

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>>41698479
You say that as if it's a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

Grey fags and twitter trannies leaking members content on twitter, I hope she doesn’t completely just stop sharing stuff because of these faggots.

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>>41698675
now that we know she has anxiety on merely going outside alone I can see this kind of stuff affecting her

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>>41698746
>ever doubting that this would have an effect on her
People leaking the maid posts making her stop doing them isn't a meme.

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>>41698785
Biggest worry here for me is the should/shouldnt do part of her statement, one might think that it was just her family or a mental health doctor advising this mindset on her which in that case would be good but at the same time this is a mindset business sharks use to manipulate otherwise defiant people into being more cooperative

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>>41698914
Retard.

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>>41698936
anon dont be so hard on yourself

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>>41698967
>>41694605
>>41693945
>>41680247
>>41680178

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>>41699030
Shork

[Anonymous No.]

Glad to see the shark is alive and well

[Anonymous No.]

>This creature effortlessly makes hundreds seethe.
God I love her so much.

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>>41698675
it's silly to think that they wouldn't leak it

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I hope she has at least one day to do touristy stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Hello.
I love Gura very much.
Thank you for reading.

[Anonymous No.]

I am posting this since I mentioned AA2 Gura in a previous thread, the brat took alot of my goom energy.

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>>41699804
And here is another, these are old caps but I can post more if there's an interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41699804
what is this aa2? link please

[Anonymous No.]

>>41699740
Same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>41699859
If you're familiar with Koikatsu then AA2 is basically it's predecessor, though one might argue that AA2 has some better features than Koikatsu for example in Koikatsu if you're caught having sex with one girl while being a relationship with another there's basically no consequences except for your actual lover being mad at you where as in AA2 if you're caught cheating on you're lover then there's a few different outcomes, she may be okay with it depending on her personality, she may announce she's going to start her own affair or she may just straight up kill you anyway.

>Downloads:
/aa2g/ Pre-Installed Game, AA2Mini: https://tsukiyo.me/AAA/AA2MiniPPX.xml
AAUnlimited updates: https://github.com/aa2g/AA2Unlimited/releases

>Information:
AA2Mini Install Guide:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS8Ap6CrmSNXRsKG9jsIMqHYuHM3Cfs5qE5nX6iIgfzLlcWnmiwzmOrp27ytEMX03lFNRR7U5UXJalA/pub
General FAQ:
https://web.archive.org/web/20200216045726/https://pastebin.com/bhrA6iGx
AAU Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17qb1X0oOdMKU4OIDp8AfFdLtl5y_4jeOOQfPQ2F-PKQ/edit#gid=0

>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1niC6g-Xd2a2yaY98NBFdAXnURi4ly2-lKty69rkQbJ0/edit#gid=2085826690
https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/

>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vwrmdohus4vhh/Mods
/aa2g/ Modding Reference Guide (Slot lists for Hair/Clothes/Faces, List Guides, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gwmoVpKuSuF0PtEPLEB17eK_dexPaKU106ShZEpBLhg/edit#gid=1751233129
Booru: https://aau.booru.org

You can find Gura's card on the bepis and Gura is quite literally the only hololive girl that has a good card.

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>>41700119
Ok those are better features my thanks

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>>41699804
>>41699855
cute, more

[Anonymous No.]

I've quit energy drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41700530
Congratulations on quitting your addiction gura, whats the next step for the recovering taurineholic

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>>41700609
>Gura quitting energy drinks
unless her doctor gave her a hard no she's definitely drinking some while in Japan. Being outside her comfort zone makes her crave them.

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>>41700665
Nonsense she's taking everything slowly as she said have some faith that she'll lose the bad breath

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>>41701179
Doesn't look retard enough

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>>41701287
it's not a retard hat it's a sinkopee hat

[Anonymous No.]

kiara mumei and gura are all bonding over true crime

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara talking about gura rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>41701845
>>41701951
Who cares

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>>41702095
Me.

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>[talks about bonding with gura and mumei over true crime]
>with Gura that's not really the only thing we bonded over though
>i'll talk more about me and gura soon
>although i think she posted about it in her membership already
They met in Japan and had sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41702160
who's on top?

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>>41702160
kiara definitely french kissed gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>41702199
Gura
Kiara is into lolidom

[Anonymous No.]

>>41698675
Who cares. Gura's member ASMR is up on YT and it has 1.5 million views. If she cared it would have been taken down by now. Everyone was gonna find out that she is in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

She won't stream on Valentine's day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41702385
You should @ her on twitter about it every day until it's taken down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41702446
He right buds, your oshi won't stream then because she'll be with me. Not sorry.

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>>41702385
Gura being resigned to the fact shit leaks doesn't mean she likes it. She's been quite clear that she doesn't and that she would be more open if leaks didn't exist. Leakers deserve the rope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41702564
Nope. I'm gonna let people enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41702969
Wrong. She didn't care that her member karaokes leaked. She encouraged it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41702255
kiara is a person with good taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41703037
Not the same as her private correspondence with members being spread far and wide. She hates leakers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41679875
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>41703109
No she doesn't or the member karaokes and asmr would have been taken down. She doesn't care

[Anonymous No.]

New gura mention from kiara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41703609
She does care. You really need to pay more attention to the few times she's talked about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a chumbud but was grinning like a retard reading her members post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41703931
she is hte best

[Anonymous No.]

>>41681441
Members are just greys with entitlement issues.

[Anonymous No.]

/ggg/ is going to get shat on, because Gura is coming back isn't it?
It's looping time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41703979
>still trying to push their narrative…
pathetic, even gura apologized for her behavior

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[Anonymous No.]

>>41704676
>Your legs, yummy.
Sexy brat... needs correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>41702160
Redeemed

[Anonymous No.]

>>41703609
No, she doesn't care, it's you who cares about it and you are acting like Gura does so it justifies your hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>41703798
She doesn't care, it's you who cares about it and you are acting like Gura does so it justifies your hate. It went from "she hates member shut being leaked" to "she only hates this certain thing". Keep changing the goalposts

[Anonymous No.]

mmm yummi