/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

HQ 6th Month Edition

Last thread: >>41529988

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537575
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really excited to see the end product. I hope they eat everything.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537639
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537639
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537639
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

ganchan drawing cute <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537575
who the fuck is that at top left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537615
>>altare put water and yeast into water, and is waiting
Did he... remember to put in any sugar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537575
Love this art, it's Gamma's right?
>>41537639
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>1500 posts
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoying the stream at this very moment :)

[Anonymous No.]

Magni put an egg, and some vanilla into a bowl
Axel coomed into a bowl. Alot.
Altare is putting some flour into the water yeast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537523
>collab ban
You know, I never thought of that. He did say that he'd cut his dick off and throw it in a bush.

[Anonymous No.]

You think Axel accepted a handy from Mane-chan while she wore the gorilla glove

[Anonymous No.]

Axel talking about Manechan's farts

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537639
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>41536580
CONTRACT, they only gave him two weeks because he was so new and Stars EN is doing fairly well compared to JP

we have Shinri now, I want Pester and all his Pesties out of our thread by tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537639
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

AYO

[Anonymous No.]

I'm holding onto my Vesper membership for now, but if his shit hasn't improved when VG memberships open I'm giving mine to Bettel instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Gori-mane is gonna stink of cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537523
That would explain why he announced he would be doing solo content for "the next two months" rather than "a while". Giving it a specific timeframe doesn't really gel with it being a personal decision.

[Anonymous No.]

JUST BEAT IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537523
>2 month collab ban
has that ever happened in the history of holopro ever or are we as vesties just coping with the obvious mental decline of this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537782
He fucked her in a full body gorilla suit, he likes the fur, we know this.

[Anonymous No.]

VESTIES, EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537690
Yeah, by me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537760
You don't have a computer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537752
yeah, he also made one for VG

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf how does Axel have more viewers than Almond rn?

[Anonymous No.]

KNEEL BEFORE BALDTARE OF THE YEAST

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537780
nah look at zatsu after the full tempus ghost
hes a bullshitter

[Anonymous No.]

axel is just talking to himself...

[Anonymous No.]

please stop using your hands...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537523
Know what, yeah. That makes sense. "I'd rather cut my dick off and throw it into the tall grass". That got clipped a lot. His declared plans with Axel while he was drunk, including his intention to do the anniversary stream extremely drunk, probably didn't help. He probably got hit with a collab ban. Probably until he leaves Japan, sobers up, and gets back on his meds.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone please give Magni a spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>Cock mention Collab ban rrat
Doesn't make sense because the l4d2 collab was already cancelled because of his planned absence, and that was after the axel menshi iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537639
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>41534552
reposting in case any of the fujosisters missed it

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel likes his Japanese mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.]

The janny is a dirty brown nigger who forgot to dilate today! Also, I want to believe in Almond but somehow I think there's gonna be an Axelsweep

[Anonymous No.]

NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU AXEL

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you vesper

[Anonymous No.]

oh god they all have some sort of white mixture in a bowl, and 2 of them are sticking their gloved hands into their bowls
this is a fucking horror show, but i can't stop watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537830
Coco was banned from collabing with hololive EN Myth since they debuted until she negotiated her graduation

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537830
Coco

[Anonymous No.]

Straightbros Axel is being kinda gay... I don't feel so good...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537830
It's supreme cope but just let me fucking cope.

[Anonymous No.]

I know there's a lot going on, but is anyone seeing an error for shipping not being available to the US specifically on the stickers/cards? I bought the acrylics separately just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537752
Yep. Can't link the tweet now sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel will cook the best food item out of the three

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537853
Too lazy to get on it

[Anonymous No.]

You guys told me a male group would be drama-free and look where we are
Less than 6 months and the group is already falling apart with one guy speedrunning graduation

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537824
Yeah, that was really weird. Or they cut him off for graduation in 2mo worst case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537838
I don't think we have enough information to even explain what's going on let alone our opinions of it. No one's saying shit. We don't know if it's personal, legal, or managerial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537857
>/#/

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not throwing away months of good memories because of one bad week. I just hope things change in the future for the better.

[Anonymous No.]

ANTNATION
WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537857
Almond's stream was shitting the bed for the first half an hour.
Also
>/#/

[Anonymous No.]

I unironically believe that there's a good explanation for this. I know Vesper has mental health issues, who doesn't, but just skipping this for no reason is completely unlike him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41534552
Ultra based, thanks Anon

[Anonymous No.]

The food won't explode or become sentient, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537884
s-sasuga!

[Anonymous No.]

Poor axel cooking alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537639
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALL OF THESE VOICES MY MEDS AREN'T WORKING

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537523
believable, but still ultimately his fault

[Anonymous No.]

Surprised vespers an anxious dude, carries himself well enough with other holo collabs even outside tempus. guess hes known them long enough now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537890
He's narrating to his two managers/wranglers

[Anonymous No.]

Wait a minute... Is gorimane with a male who isn't Axel right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537639
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

Both his managers are present. They really took no chances kek.

[Anonymous No.]

Sisters, Magni is using his "2 fat fingers" to mix the thing

[Anonymous No.]

>they both said no
>they
??????

[Anonymous No.]

>They both said no
wait..Mane-chan is there, but who is the other person?
IS IT VESPER!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537947
the only thing i'll accept is a collab ban or graduation

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537830
Plus the dick in the wind isn't something that they'd suspend for. Maybe at most him being too salty at Kronii, but that'd be more like Kronii's manager banning him from Hololive collabs. There's no reason he'd also be banned from Holostars.

Plus even if that was the case Vesper could have said "Schedule conflict" during the VG collab and this collab. But he went radio silence and didn't even tweet about either. Guy is definitely having a menhera episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537575
I'm adding everyone who mentions vesper to the spreadsheet and i need your help to find as many as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537888
Based Beastposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537843
w-what's in there??

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537896
>>41537894
Coco's situation was different because she had 1.3 billion antis

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537978
Yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537963
Most people cook alone dude. I doubt it's weighing on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537925
>Falling apart
Are you new to Hololive or vtubers in general anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537989
>>41537987
He said he's there with two managers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537830
The only time it happened was with Coco and that was an extremely unique circumstance. The 1-month ban on new gens is also relatively new, beginning with gen 4.
Just like how Myth reduced IRyS' collab ban from 1 month to 2 weeks, it's all negotiable so it wouldn't be too far-fetched to have someone get slapped with an additional month for misconduct.

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>>41537972
I would blame management in that case.

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>>41537947
They've known he wouldn't show up since Axel's members stream a week ago

[Anonymous No.]

did they ever tell where these off collabs take place? kinda out of the loop rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537986
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Vesties hold your ground. It may be a bit! There are still another hour!

[Anonymous No.]

altare is wearing the splatoon watch aww

[Anonymous No.]

The whole thing is so absolutely retarded that I refuse to believe Vesper has done this by choice. It HAS to be some management fuckery or something. Otherwise it's too retarded. He (or other boys) would've said SOMETHING at the very least
It just reeks of Cover's MO when it comes to these things: do some nonsensical retarded shit, stay silent for as long as you can, explain stuff as vaguely as possible if you have to

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>>41537947
He better literally have been kidnapped by the Yakuzas or some shit and have had his phone taken away to not so much as make a single 5 word fucking tweet about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel can't hear Leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537925
What a shame, Mori ruins yet another thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Magni...

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's menshi happened BEFORE the "cut my dick off" stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538043
Magnis house
Cover's kitchen studio in the studio office

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537667
That's what happens when management forbids talents to talk about the huge vesper shaped elephant in the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537947
It's 100% management related
Fuck holopro

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>>41537925
Here's the thing: I don't think the drama is between any of the guys. Anybody saying OMG THEY HATE EACH OTHER!! is either a shitposter or a menhera sister.
The real drama comes from Vesper going off his rocker, and management clearly handling this with a gag order to everyone instead of getting involved.

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>>41537664
Seriously we can't keep letting management get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh wow, I didn't know there was a post limit.

>>41538043
Magni and Altare are at Magni's house.
I believe Axel is at Hololive HQ, like in the 3D anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538043
Altare is at Magni's place and Axel is in a rented out kitchen studio with his manager

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537947
Axel has no mental health issues. His brain has no impurities because it is a perfect sphere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537639
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>Does anyone want to join!?
Altare...

[Anonymous No.]

Which would be worse?
>Vesper comes back and doesn't address this
>He doesn't come back, and that 2 day old burger rating stream is his final stream

[Anonymous No.]

>next tempus wave they finally get a healer
>it's a cook
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537899
Ngl you're 100% fruity dude it's not Axel you fujos just need to keep your mouth shut and your hands at bay fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538028
>Axel couldn't be trusted with just one manager, so he was assigned a second one to prevent yabs

[Anonymous No.]

>tartar
i miss her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538049
this, if it weren't management someone would have said something, the boys would have said vesper dipped, or vesper would have said he wasn't going to be there
The silence means management is silencing them.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Magni so shocked every time he reads the word teaspoons

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537995
its just so fucking weird. He was all chatty with the VG boys on twitter and during their debuts he seemed like the only HQ member constantly chatting but now hes nowhere to be seen. nigga is mentally unstable as fuck or management is fucking with him again.

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>>41537950
No. It will become sentient and then explode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538098
>Oh wow, I didn't know there was a post limit.
where are you niggas from holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538049
Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537947
I believe "they are coco'ing him" rrat

[Anonymous No.]

Gorimane is my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>Tempus needs a cook
I'm applying bros

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL IS GONNA POUND HIS MEAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538145
a man like magni has no need for feeble measurements like teaspoons

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538114
>wave

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>>41537888
who doesn't like japanese mayo? That shit tastes good on pretty much anything fried

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538113
>Which would be worse:
>>He comes back and streams
>>He graduates
Shit that's a hard choice

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

TEMPUS GEN 3 LEAKS????????

[Anonymous No.]

>time limit
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537813

I'm ditching mine if he doesn't give a really good excuse come his next stream. "Muh Anxiety" isn't a good excuse.

>>41537830

I'm glad I'm not the only one seeing how he has become more and more unhinged, and not in a good, fun way, but a "Hey my dude, are you okay? Are you seeing someone because I think you should." way.

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>tar tar sauce, that's me

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>>41538124
but i want to hold his tiny hands and grope his lanky body ToT

[Anonymous No.]

h-happy anniversary.....

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>>41538008
I already said this in a thread before. Isolation is a pretty common method used in japanese companies as a form of punishment. Also not that Axel knew Vesper won't be joining the collabs beforehand

[Anonymous No.]

Magni is so diet-brained that he can't handle the reality of real food

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>>41538058
Correlation does not imply causation, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538154
/vt/ is babys first 4chan board for a lot of people anon

[Anonymous No.]

my rrat
>gorimane is actually just vesper he just doesnt want to speak because of social anxiety

[Anonymous No.]

>butt fuck it

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>>41538202
I smell Management fuckery
why would there be a time limit for this stream

[Anonymous No.]

UNCLE ROGER MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538147
>He still believes the talents are the one twitting

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare will never grope you like he's groping that dough

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538202
its a cook-off and vanguard is their judges

[Anonymous No.]

>Time locked by management
The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

Gorimane being Axel's silent assistant is great comedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538216
*halfversary

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>>41537995
>Guy is definitely having a menhera episode.
This. Everyone is saying it's management but if it was management fuckery, the boys wouldn't sound so pissed at Vesper. The weird way they mention Vesper, their mood, etc. Vesper loved the boys, he usually really cared about them, no way would he suddenly avoid all mentions of them and act this shady.
There is more than just management fuckery

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL DESCRIBING HIS MEAT

[Anonymous No.]

https://poal.me/2ffor2
https://poal.me/2ffor2
https://poal.me/2ffor2

[Anonymous No.]

did Magni mix the recipes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538143
Yeah, when retard prime Axel isn't allowed to explicitly say, it's gotta be threatening by management

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>>41538049
While it is their MO, it just doesn't add up. Nothing happened, Vesper literally joined Magni's stream recently, all was going on according to plans. Vesper's inability to communicate is the issue here. "I had to work, but even if I didn't, I'm not comfortable with new people?" What kind of excuse is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538270
>altare kneading your ass
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538049
Gonna rewatch Axel's menshi after this because it looks like the "environment change" is related to Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538270
why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538124
Keep coping, Axel will continue to call magni sexy and mention his dumpy

[Anonymous No.]

Next Guildmates:
A Chef
A Baker
A Confectioner
A Brewer

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538113
1st because he comes back, 2nd option would be great

[Anonymous No.]

leader kneads like a child...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538282
it reminds me of the random things like a weird arm unexplained handing an object to assist with a task in a cartoon.
Everytime its unexpected.

[Anonymous No.]

So are we shifting from hate towards vesper to hate towards management? Good

[Anonymous No.]

>Mane-chan rating how Axel pounds his meat
SEX LATER OFF STREAM WITH MANE CHAN GUYS

[Anonymous No.]

Axel just asked his manager how's his pounding technique

[Anonymous No.]

Did the Monopoly stream come before Axel's members stream? If yes, I think that reinforces the collab ban theory. The last time Vesper interacted with Vanguard on Twitter was on the day before the Monopoly stream as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538232
>the whole antisocial Vesper arc was just another bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538339
bakery guild

[Anonymous No.]

>How's my meat pounding technique, mane-chan?
OOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't this too easy for Axel? Doing a burger is way easier than making pizza or cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538208
I already deactivated my menshi after the pummel party stuff in anticipation of this. love the guy and he's my oshi but I dont feel comfortable financially supporting someone while theyre going through what could possibly be a downward spiral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538307
from these 6 months of watching vesper, the common factor for when something doesn't work out in regards to vesper...it's vesper's fault

[Anonymous No.]

>how's the meat pounding technique, mane-chan? You like how I'm pounding this meat? *winks*
STOP FUCKING FLIRTING

[Anonymous No.]

MANECHAN WATCH AS I BEAT MY MEAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538090
>Vesper going off his rocker, and management clearly handling this with a gag order to everyone instead of getting involved.
if so, why is he still streaming. He was fine in the memory collab and the monopoly collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare and Magni wearing black gloves
>Axel wearing white gloves
rrats?

[Anonymous No.]

he had a mixer this entire fucking time? what the hell is he doing?

[Anonymous No.]

It's literally your fault Vesper isn't there, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537906
Yeah, they won't send them to Tacoland for some reason either. I'll try the acrylic by itself now tho'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538126
>Second manager is also female and falls for his charms, and fails to prevent yabs

[Anonymous No.]

>plap
>plap
>plap
>plap

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538298
I'd maybe believe this if he hadn't literally streamed like 4 hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

Manechan STOP FLIRTING BACK AT HIM

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>41535811
Wasn't the entire community rallied with Coco during all of that shit too? She was hailed as a victim of circumstance during the shitstorm. This whole situation is very different, Vesper is directly in the line of fire with literally nothing but "Muh Anxiety" to fall back on.
He did this to himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538399
Almond are black

[Anonymous No.]

GORIMANE KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Manechan what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL FUCKING GORIMANE LIVE ON STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538154
Hey, I've been here for years. I've just never actually seen a living thread hit the post limit. Image limit, sure, but any thread that got that long would always be stickied and have posts get flushed out over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537760
>phone posting
>phone viewing

[Anonymous No.]

>axel finally sounds happy

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf kek

[Anonymous No.]

Did magni put eggs in? his mix looks dry as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Has the suspension started a downward spiral for this dude?

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is groping the cultare....

[Anonymous No.]

MANECHAN STOP BEING HORNY FOR DOG PENIS WTF

[Anonymous No.]

Magni......

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus coming up with their half-anniversary ideas…
>Altare: Magni and I can meet up in the 'States again
>Noir: I'm planning to be in Japan at the time, and Axel's already there. We could arrange a meet up.
>Magni: This is perfect, we can offcollab in pairs. Let's do something you can only do in person, like a cooking competition
>All: Great idea
-Later-
>Axel: Mane-chan, I need you to reserve space in the studio for me and Vesper, and here's a list of supplies we'll need
>Mane-chan: Etto… you want us to let the big white American gaijin with anger issues and a hobby of collecting and using deadly weapons, to come to our secret office where staff are working and give him direct access to knives made of the finest Japanese steel?
>Axel: Uhh… donmai?

[Anonymous No.]

Did magni forget the wet ingredients? that shit isn't sticking together at all

[Anonymous No.]

WTF IS MAGNI MAKING?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538399
Altare and Magni are still mourning.
Axel is trying to move on.

[Anonymous No.]

They're fucking after this

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538369
it came after Axel and Nowa's menshi stream on the same day of the Monopoly stream

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel has TWO Mane-chans tard wranging him today

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538369
Nope, was definitely afterwards. I had a gifted Axel membership and that stream was last weekend iirc

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI DEZMOND HAS CREATED SAND
SAND IS NOT THE PROPER MATERIAL TO MAKE COOKIES FROM.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is AXel ignoring the guys? Did he forget to put the earphone back?

[Anonymous No.]

>Magni is so weak he can't handle the lowest level

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538461
Self proclaiming myself as based

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel is not pounding the meat
>he's actually fucking mane chan

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop mixing the clearly not wet enough dough Magni...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538493
Cookies (unsuccessfully)

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538317
>it's like your mom and dad having an argument
Axel probably meant vesper and someone from or the rest of tempus

[Anonymous No.]

THE POWER OF OL HAS MADE AXEL HAVE A GOOD MOOD
GORIMANE MILKING AFTER THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS ALL MANAGEMENTS FAULT AND YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538472
he put a single egg in for a mixture with 3 cups of flour which does not seem like enough

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think that'll become cookies, Magni...

[Anonymous No.]

He improved himself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538049
nah dude this stream closed the book on vesper. hes the problem its all there. hes a nutjob.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSaw-iWdbWk

[Anonymous No.]

>head reference

[Anonymous No.]

axel was beaten with sticks for his transgressions

[Anonymous No.]

Mane-chan is about to make that one mentally ill yumexelotl cry her eyes out again

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538487
> white

[Anonymous No.]

Magni's cookie crumble, Literally crumbles

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538503
>axel's mane-chan had to get another mane-chan to supervise her supervising axel

[Anonymous No.]

Magni fucked his cookies up already kek

[Anonymous No.]

I miss debut Vesper...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538510
too busy clapping manechan cheeks, please understand

[Anonymous No.]

Remember the zatsu after TEMPUS full collab vesper said that he isnt leaving or going anywhere so it isnt a graduation maybe is a ban ir he is really full of work

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538510
He isn't. He can hear them. He's just focused while also talking to mane-chan and chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538581
Amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538045
He's not gonna be here anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538399
my rrat: they're in different kitchens with different supplies

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538369
It was after. I recall the gauntlet of streams after Axel's memberships to see how everyone was doing. Everyone was accounted for until Altare's FFXIV stream when he also expressed being upset by something. Axel's menshi and Altare's FFXIV stream capped those weekend streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538574
There's no way Axel has yumes, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Give it to me straight, can Magni's cookies be saved?

[Anonymous No.]

Axel slapping that meat sounds like every SFM ever created.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just pours milk in there

MAGNI

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT FUCKING RECIPE IS MAG COPYING HIS INABILITY TO MAKE COOKIES IS ACTUALLY PISSING ME OFF JUST GET THE FUCKING RATIOS RIGHT PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>milk
NO HE'S GOING TO MAKE CAKE

[Anonymous No.]

Axei is clapping manechan cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

why has every streamer I've watched over the past few months that jokes about being the viewers father figure keep disappearing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538510
hard to talk when he's thrusting in out and of goremane-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538640
not by him kek

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare has run into the issue of rising the dough
It's over.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's meat beating is loud as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538547
Yeah, he'd need like 2 or 3. How can he fuck up this bad with the instructions right there man, even just the cookie recipe you get on the back of a bag of chocolate chips is damn near foolproof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538640
absolutely not

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538597
He used to stream twice a day for a whole week…

[Anonymous No.]

Baking is a science, Magni
you failed, you don't salvage that, you stop and start over

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare being ignored on the anniversary stream
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Im so afraid for Magni's fingers

[Anonymous No.]

this nigga is falling into schizophrenia faster than Haachama did

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538058
>the reaper of holoen actually no cap

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538357
Ultimately, it's always management's fault. Either if it's a dumb decision to restrict or hiring a menhera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538640
yes if he adds more soft butter and more sugar

[Anonymous No.]

rrat time!
In addition to his 2 week suspension, he was mandated by Cover to come to HQ to discuss further implications caused by whatever the suspension was about.
This led to 1 of 2 things...
1 - Hes graduating (and soon), and his motivation to do anything Tempus related crashed and burned.
2 - His offhanded comment about a 2 month solo content ISREAL due to collab ban.
Its one of these two things, you cant change my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538298
Nah, they're acting exactly like they did when he first got suspended. A quick mention at the start and then act like he doesn't exist after. Management seems to really like using the "drag vesper's name through the mud while having a gun to his head" method of punishment on the guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538600
Why not cancel the burger stream to work, then go to the cooking stream? Sounds like horrid priorities if that's the case

[Anonymous No.]

magni you're just beating air into your cookie dough. It's going to look and taste gross after baking

[Anonymous No.]

>literally super crumble dough
Please tell me this man at least used some butter and eggs

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is magni doing

[Anonymous No.]

Magni WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Ayo Axel's patties lookin hella tasty ngl

[Anonymous No.]

Why are magni and Altare flirting

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538474
I'd argue it was a little before that. His reluctance to have a mascot design and his constant unhinged talks were a sign of something going on with him for a while. his mention of being straight up on anxiety meds was a massive red flag for me

[Anonymous No.]

>NOT CRUMBLY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538640
Yes but they will taste like shit if he bakes them like this. He needs to adjust his ratios if he wants to salvage them.

[Anonymous No.]

Magni's cookies are already going to be the copium dish here.

WE ARE FUCKING IN, THE SAUCE
MAGNI IS HYPE

[Anonymous No.]

dont get lost magni

[Anonymous No.]

WE'RE FUCKING IN THE SAUCE

[Anonymous No.]

why the FUCK is Magni using his hands when he has a mixer

[Anonymous No.]

Magni's "Cookies" are going to come out like fucking FLATBREADS
SCREENSHOT THIS POST

[Anonymous No.]

altare why are you talking like a porn star

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538669
Being a father figure is hard anon

t. Father

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538725
He used butter. I can't recall if he even put any eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

Eating Magni's disgusting tough over kneaded cookies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538600
>Why are you worried? Don't be worried, I'm here, I'm not going anywhere
>You tought I got suspended? Hahahaha I'm not suspended

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is having fun with his managers ToT

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT DID AXEL JUST SAY

[Anonymous No.]

LIVE BONKING

[Anonymous No.]

How is axel winning this right now

[Anonymous No.]

Gorimane just smacked the shit out of him

[Anonymous No.]

LIVE BONKING KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538699
At least he didn't ignore the anniversary stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538774
altare told him to and he is too stupid to stop lol

[Anonymous No.]

Kek Axel got bonked irl

[Anonymous No.]

Magni, you are not supposed to develop gluten for cookie batter...

[Anonymous No.]

how long is altare going to wait for the dough to rise kek

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL LITERALLY JUST HAD SEX WITH MANECHAN ON CAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538776
maybe vanguard likes flatbreads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538781
He put one (1) egg in, and it probably wasn't even large

[Anonymous No.]

Magni dezmond is thinking about how good it would feel to penetrate this dough he made

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538640
I doubt, the dough is practically formed
It would be incredibly difficult to add or change anything at this point
In fact, its overworked to the point that its practically a bread dough

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538763
YOU FAT FUCKS! Thanks for the advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538802
he just groped gorimane's ass off stream and got bonked

[Anonymous No.]

Assault! Assault! By the Nine Divines!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538712
>Altare mentioning Vesper on every stream during his suspension crying about how much he misses him

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538802
He said "I hope my managers don't see the outline of my penis through my tight pants."

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538812
Making a burger is easy compared to making cookies or pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538843
They bonked him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538856
kek

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sad now. Still love all the boys, but I hope Vesper's content returns to normal after he leaves Japan at least.
I think him being in Japan is what's triggering this episode for him, since he's racist.

[Anonymous No.]

What is Vesper doing RIGHT NOW?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538802
At least if wasn't my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538709
im believing in #1 mostly because he ignored vesties complaining about SC reading during his zatsus meaning he has no drive to improve his content anymore and is just doing the bare minimum until July comes around. But this still doesnt explain his sudden shift change that happened in just ONE SINGLE DAY. Dudes acting like a bipolar.

I want to believe in #2 so bad though

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538854
Alright, how much flour did he use because I'm assuming he just poured straight from the bag like a mongoloid. Pretty much guaranteed his ratios are all turbofucked.

[Anonymous No.]

just saw magni cute reflection <3

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone should only do solo content for the next 2 months in protest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538904
drinking

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS HE ADDING MORE FLOUR AND KNEADING IT LIKE DOUGH

[Anonymous No.]

>adding more flour

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538812
Have you not made burgers before? You just season and shape the ground beef and cut the vegetables. Pretty easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538856
I mean, he and altare were talking about squeezing that dough and squeezing it hard, so it's practically confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538904
Masturbating to Kronii art on gelbooru

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538503
After last time when he showed the whole back of his head on stream they can’t take any chances

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538904
Climbing a mountain

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538712
My old WifeRys... I liked her model desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538904
Alcohol coma

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538921
3 cups

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538637
Hi :)
yumes are not unicorns

[Anonymous No.]

DUDE, THIS LEGIT SCARED ME KEK

[Anonymous No.]

How are you guys right now? Enjoying the stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538904
Drinking himself unconscious.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh they fixed the connection. I guess I'll watch now.

[Anonymous No.]

>giving the jar to be opened by the gorilla
AXEL ISN'T STRONG

[Anonymous No.]

Tomato and worcestshire sauce, or anything acidic like pickle juice is nice

add pickle relish to tuna mayo next time you make them, they taste great

[Anonymous No.]

This is so cute!
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1617367495664623617

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538904
In a soapland drunk off his ass trying to not think about life

[Anonymous No.]

>Memory lane collab
>Shortly after everyone is sad
>Axel's membership stream about changes etc.
>Get the Monopoly collab afterwards
>Then later Vesper drops out of the full collab and just stops responding to everyone and doing his own thing
>Nothing official from any party
If it was a management collab-ban something would have been said publically because he would have fucked up in a collab, either as an apology/statement from Cover or Vesper himself. Also man you can't pull the anxiety card when you'd be hanging out with a friend you've known for quite some time but for some fucking reason you can function and survive in a foreign country. It's all excuses for something else, what that is I got no fucking clue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538633
Maybe he did something when he visited hololive HQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538915
yeah he sounded pretty loopy in the burger review

[Anonymous No.]

THEY'RE GOING HAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537947
Im convinced its management related stuff. Despite the disappointed fans which is completely understandable on their end, Im still patiently waiting for more cryptic info from one of the bois to come by again if it ever happens. The shift from his attitude prior to and after the memory collab is so sudden, he was jovial about doing streams with Axel too

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538967
Yeah, now that Axel has gotten over his gloominess and is having fun with Manechan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538879
you could hear manechan smacking him

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538802
He was talking about he got bonked last time for showing his wrist and then said "at least I didn't show my dick"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538904
He stole a bike and started riding off into the Japanese wilderness

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

[Anonymous No.]

LMAO IT'S VESPER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538965
Kek I got jump scared earlier too

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538904
Banging Kronii against his will

[Anonymous No.]

They'll only eat raw dough at this point

[Anonymous No.]

The only real way to move forward is for one of you people to join Hololive through the recent job postings and leak us information what is going on behind the scenes

[Anonymous No.]

there are more managers..on AXEL SIDE???

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538948
Huh, just like me fr fr.

[Anonymous No.]

>2 women managers can't open the fucking jar

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538193
Yes, but would you put it on a donut?

[Anonymous No.]

Did they seriously just google x recipe, print one off and not even read the fucking thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>the recipe is for 2 pizzas?!?
ALTARE DIDN'T READ THE FUCKING RECIPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538967
Enjoying aniki being dirty and horny

[Anonymous No.]

>altare doesn't know that most recipes have you make extra dough for an extra pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539046
both manechan and manesan are there

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is with 2 silent Mane-chans... Trying to sound upbeat as possible...

Fuck dude this is sad... Axel doesn't deserve this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538702
He’s going crazy because he’s stuck in Japan like how Haachama was stuck in Australia. Now we wait for the Vesper horror arc kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538931
He doesn't understand the concept of cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538982
MAMA LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539041
Gorimane and Monkeymane

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539017
So you think that Vesper would let us know if it wasn't the management? Lmao. Remember the DMV absence without a word on twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538915
He’s waiting until his contract doesn’t get renewed.
It’s OVER, also this collab is depressing as fuck.
The only one that sounds the same is the weirdo Altare, Magni sounds agitated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539041
theres a guy in the room so axels manager doesnt just outright rip his pants off and start sucking him off on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538962
So what I'm gathering
>3 cups of flour
>1 small egg
>no word on salt
>unknown amount of butter (likely a small amount)
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.]

>Magni got two massages

[Anonymous No.]

How many Gori-manes does it take to open a jar.
Two of them apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

Genuinely getting sick of Cover's shit, it's just not a good environment, especially for EN talents. No wonder it's taking so long for EN3 to get put together, word has gotten out in the community

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538904
me. we don't need (You) anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539011
it felt like he was gonna burst into a panic attack any second. at this point if his future Japan streams are gonna have that tone, i'd rather he just not stream at all

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare gave me a balls massage earlier today
wtf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538049
He semi-joked about having a legit panic attack while talking to staff, and he's been off anxiety meds since he got to Japan.
Vesper's clearly not a mentally well person if he's at a stage where anxiety interferes with normal day to day life, and suddenly dropping his meds cold turkey is frankly a terrible idea from a medical perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare gave Dez a ball massage...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538948
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538712
Stop exposing yourself as a tourist that never watched streams
Altare was crying about him in every stream, everyone talked about him at least once. This is different.

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL PLEASE
DON'T MOVE YOUR HANDS NEAR THE KNIFE WHEN YOU'RE JUST MINDLESSLY CHOPPING

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL YOU CANT SAY THAT

[Anonymous No.]

Altare imposing his senpai status kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538904
Watching the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538952
Imagine getting to keep the dog on a leash.......

[Anonymous No.]

>power hara
AXEL NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538904
Watching a stream

[Anonymous No.]

REMINDER THAT ALTARE MEANS HOLA DEMONIO

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538967
Watching Aniki since, Bettel moved me there.

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL MAKING RELISH

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539117
200+ grams butter

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539035
vesper is no more allowed to interect with other talents until the end of his contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539080
shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

Burakku company Tempus...

[Anonymous No.]

>sounds like powerhara in Cover
Axel you can't say that!

[Anonymous No.]

Yo Axel is pretty good.
>Powahara mention
Axel...

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is getting graduated with a rope

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538859
It can still be saved but he doesn't have the skill nor knowledge for it. These will be rock-hard cockies unless he adds in more butter or lets it rest for a day or two which he can't.

[Anonymous No.]

LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539111
Damn is he really THAT hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>Japanese company doing Power-hara
>magni and Regis laugh uncomfortably
AXEL? ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF US????

[Anonymous No.]

Axel just earned a suspension with that power harassment comment

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus is a black company...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537813
This issue seems to have been resolved
>>41538208
Try again

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539189
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

MANE-CHAN EATING AXEL'S PICKLE LIVE ON STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539011
Yeah
>Skipped his intro
>Barely interacted
>Cum innuendos three times
>Uhh tummy hurt gotta go guys uh by
It was fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel making fun of japanese companies power harassment in front of his managers
This guy is unbonkable KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539126
?

[Anonymous No.]

>Gori mane and other mane double teaming Axel's pickle
i'm coping by lewdposting

[Anonymous No.]

gorimane is eating axel's pickle RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538904
hanging himself

[Anonymous No.]

Maglord's cookie dough is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539140
>he's been off anxiety meds since he got to Japan.
everyone keeps saying this and I keep asking for a timestamp but no ones giving it

[Anonymous No.]

I can barely comprehend Axel honestly

[Anonymous No.]

Gorillas eating pickles...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539080
One of them is a guy. Mane-san = dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539223
>Regis

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539227
It's because of all the gorillas they hire

[Anonymous No.]

MANECHAN DEEPTHROATING PICKLES LIKE THE BANANA

[Anonymous No.]

Magni's "cookies" is going to come out flat and chewy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538487
>white

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539126
Wrong thread retard chama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539195
seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539244
he also wore his coat which he almost never does in solo streams/Tempus collabs
something is up with the guy and hes trying to give us subtle signs

[Anonymous No.]

Mane-chan is in fact the luckiest woman on earth right now. Axel better take her to a love hotel and fuck her brains out after the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539244
It seemed he was just forcing himself to stream for 1h, just to fill his quota.
Sad.

[Anonymous No.]

why is magni putting balls of cookie dough on the plate

[Anonymous No.]

Is leader going to make it?

[Anonymous No.]

Magni is making that shit jews ate in the desert

[Anonymous No.]

>manechan likes pickles
My man-echan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539228
I'll believe it when I see it. Axel is fucking invincible He's Yagoo's distant relative

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539080
Yeah it sucks. I think Axel will be alright, but this whole situation still wronged him unfairly

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539271
It's in the "perfectly hinged zatsu" stream from a few days ago. Someone linked it above.

But basically, he didn't think that he'd be able to bring them overseas due to import laws or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539126
It's taking so long because the actual EN3 will be a mixed gen, now go back

[Anonymous No.]

>Magni seriously thinks that's going to hold its shape in the oven
so this is the power of a max int alchemist...

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like pickles on your burger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539353
Mane-chan, stop posting on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539140
oh shit I completely forgot about the anxiety meds.
He is not doing well at all right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539360
He's gonna put his balls in them

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is going to feed Mane-chan and they will fuck immediately after.

[Anonymous No.]

Ketchup is fucking garbage and anyone that likes it should die

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539195
Nah fuck off dude, take your shitty oshi with you, can't believe he did Axel like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539386
AGAIN
ITS A TWO SECOND GOOGLE SEARCH VESPER

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539353
Daily reminder that Axel will read this and will inevitably perform this act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539347
I think he's just having a mental break, dude needs help and to go back home asap

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539212
How, the gluten network is practically formed, right? Sugar can go in, but I doubt he will ever get the even distribution of butter?
I am a bake-let, and I ruined the cookie the same way after I forgot to put in enough butter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539386
He has been to Japan before..

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539402
no, but I like pickles by themselves

[Anonymous No.]

leader..
axel..

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539402
I like the taste, and the idea to make a relish is good, I'll try it next time. But slices are too slimy, they fall out all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

:(

[Anonymous No.]

I would eat Axel's burger

[Anonymous No.]

>it makes you cry, but sometimes you need a good cry, am i right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539360
He's trying to make a magmite cookie and seems completely unaware of how baking dough will affect it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539402
a burger needs "the works"

[Anonymous No.]

I drink pickle juice.

[Anonymous No.]

Is he going to eat the Magmites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539430
I feel like a schizophrenic looking into every little detail of what he's doing. This Japan trip was a fucking horrible idea

[Anonymous No.]

>Sometimes you have to cry shit out
Axel...

[Anonymous No.]

Magni's "Guy" is going to fucking melt into a blob of non-rising stiff sweet bread

[Anonymous No.]

>Magni actually bakes a magmite
meme magic is real inshallah

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539386
Is he retarded? As long as it's not a controlled drug, you can always bring in prescription medication as long as you keep it in the pillbox

[Anonymous No.]

oh god.
Magni dezmond has evolved his dish.
he is making dough magmites.
HE IS MAKING ABOMINATION IN THE OVEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare
>Axel
Both of them are talking about a good cry... Vesper rrats?

[Anonymous No.]

Leader being so cute~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539422
Your shitty oshi browses this thread while streaming and turned tempus into a laughing stock kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

cute magmite...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539392
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539347
>An American drowned in Tokyo bay his body was recovered as his coat kept him adrift in the harbor
>Vesper has graduated but there will be no graduation stream.
How would /MANS/ react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539462
I would eat Axel's pickle

[Anonymous No.]

Magni was right, this is indeed a disaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539464
why are people acting like saying this is somehow out of character? kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539503
no picrel anon :(?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539424
I'll never forgive you if you don't do it Axel

[Anonymous No.]

I left because of bad internet and missed the bonks :(

[Anonymous No.]

fuck noir for not bringing his meds with him and ruining the anniversary collab

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe it the food they decided to cook but, Axel's making good progress and "organized" compared to Magni and Leader.

Aniki sugoi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539418
t. nigger cum sommelier

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is going to set the gorilla costume on fire....

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539418
Younger me would disagree but once I got to my early 20's I've really started to dislike ketchup and started broadening my horizons
but it still goes good with a ham-cheese grilled sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

Since Axel is /here/, can we give him some suggestions for positions in which to absolutely rail gorimane-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539414
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539353
While mane-san watches.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539411
If he was on benzos, he'd be all kinds of fucked up.
That shit should not be prescribed like candy like it is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539502
he's paranoid and doesnt want to get raped in prison by japanese men

[Anonymous No.]

What did Altare eat???

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538992
It probably is the anxiety. He has always said in his streams his feeling when involving other people. He has expressed how he felt in regards to the offcollab with Magni and that would have been when he was on meds.

[Anonymous No.]

You just know mane chan gives Axel under the desk blowjobs while he streams

[Anonymous No.]

Wait... Altare and Magni are facing each other while cooking? Kinda gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539386
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL

What the fuck is he doing? No wonder it's been weird. He's using alcohol as a replacement for his meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41537575
So why that mf on the thread when he's not even present on the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539212
>lets it rest for a day or two
the fuck kind of cookies do you make? cookie dough doesn't need to sit and rise like bread dough, you mix it up, slap it on a cookie sheet and bake it, 20 minute job tops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539550
Mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539541
>Noir

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539542
I mean if you had 2 managers carrying you, of course you're gonna make the better one

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539574
Onion skin.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never taken anxiety meds nor known anyone who has. Does it really fuck you up that badly to be off them for a couple of weeks?

[Anonymous No.]

Axel... Don't make it sound like that full cry's been recent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539542
cooking is consistently cleaner and easier than baking

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539565
INSHALLAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539565
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's finally back. They fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539550
Prone bone
Mating press is a meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539541
>noir

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539612
They aren't carrying him
Axel has done 99% of the work himself
Magni and Altare are just incompetent

[Anonymous No.]

When's Vesper coming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539550
Reverse Cow-girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539565
You forgot to this>>41539503 anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539603
he doesn't deserve to be called vesper anymore, let alone nowaoji

[Anonymous No.]

He will be baked imhabdullah

[Anonymous No.]

Magni's dish is the most creative
Altare's will probably be the most filling
Axel's will likely have the most tasty of the dishes.

However, what will the vanguard think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539617
I'd say that it's not so much going off your meds as much as it is coping with the anxiety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539617
Yes, they are very addictive and super dangerous to quit cold turkey on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539572
He should really fly back or find a way to get medication, it's seriously a terrible idea to drop your meds for MONTHS if you've been relying on them consistently for a while

[Anonymous No.]

leader wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539617
Yeah. Like every little thing sets you off on a panic attack. It's why it's never a good idea to go cold turkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare just bit into the fucking onion

[Anonymous No.]

jesus altare is a psycho

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539667
he already shot his menhera seed inside of me already. sorry anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539237
AND He Is squeezing her avocado

[Anonymous No.]

He ate the onion...

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is totally winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>41538904
heading to the forest

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539692
AXELSWEEP

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539434
Spread the dough out a bit and spread softened butter, then fold it over in a pseudo-lamination.
>>41539593
It's not "rising". It's just tough because of how worked it is and when you just rest it somewhere for a while the dough will thoroughly hydrate and soften up again

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER WHAT THE FUCK???

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539612
>>41539623
True.

[Anonymous No.]

CLASSIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539542
I mean, it's one guy who can cook vs one guy who can't and Altare, who is just jobbing as usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539730
you new?

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK LEADER YOU ARE NOT AN OGRE.
DON'T EAT ONIONS LIKE APPLES.

[Anonymous No.]

It's like I can hear Veper's voice in the background...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539593
Depends if you're cutting them into shapes. You have to chill cookie dough you're cutting for a little while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539617
hey guys. i am also in japan, have anxiety, and have not been taking it for about the same amount as vesper while trying to replace it with booze. it doesnt work and i havent left my house in two weeks. my school is literally escourting me to the hospital tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539721
>>41539727
>>41539730
>>41539734
honestly that's kind of based

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539692
Bettel - all 3 too spicy for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539550
downwards doggystyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539563
>Mane-san has to make sure he doesn't nakadashi her and get her pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

nice crab flatbread magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539402
bread and butter pickles on burgers fuck, would recommend

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539617
Absolutely it could trigger a "Can't even manage having close friends THINK about me" kind of mood, among other things

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539732
Kronii...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539513
they havent been able to have their discord vent and sex session since he's been staying with magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539761
That boy ain’t right

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539717
i think he knows this and he's going to kill himself soon. dudes been making suicide jokes like a motherfucker.
no i will not take my meds

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY FUCK ALTARE

[Anonymous No.]

You know what, I think I would fuck Leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539466
>unaware of how baking dough will affect it
That's the funny part. Seeing a beginner's nicely sculpted dough turned to a monstrosity post bake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539623
Magni and Altare can't follow basic instructions
It's entirely their own fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539550
Bowing Doggystyle hair pull

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539107
That I remember waay back with the DMV stuff that he had. Im probably on copium right now or whatever you guys wanna call it but Ill patiently wait for more info whenever they come by

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539849
did biting the raw onion push you over the edge

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539617
yes, but it depends on each person
my friend meds allowed him to keep himself stable in social events or school presentation
my brother meds where more like a suicide prevention method

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539588
He sounded drunk during the burger stream and I don't think a sober Vesper would willingly eat moldy burgers.
You can hear him obviously drinking from a bottle while claiming it's tea, too.
Call me a schizo but I think he's unironically drinking as a substitute to his meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539775
Yup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539440
It's not like we know if he was on those meds back then. Vesper never mention how long ago that was.

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel is a latent psyker

[Anonymous No.]

Shill that merch Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539617
It depends how bad it is. I take zoloft and that stays in your system for a while. Depends on what he takes, too. If it's something like Xanax that should really only be taken during a really bad panic attack, not regularly. Usually SSRIs like zoloft (sertraline is generic) are prescribed. So if he's on an SSRI he should be mostly fine, but possibly more sensitive and emotional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539550
he should as vesper for some tips.

[Anonymous No.]

acrylic stands are a scam

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539542
Axel has had some experience making burgers while the other two had never made what they're making before. Fuck, Magni didn't even know the amount of deliciously unhealthy shit that goes into a cookie. Still, good for Axel. I'm sure the baking stream taught him some things too.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the most shilling for merch Ive seen in awhile

[Anonymous No.]

>the merch alert

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539787
At the beggining I swear I heard him say helloooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

Don't buy Nowa's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539913
not to mention the different nature of the visits

[Anonymous No.]

Let's go shilling jokes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539814
Bettel will like the cookies cause he's a literal child

[Anonymous No.]

And ZERO Vesper Noirs

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539402
Yeah, they are a perfect topping.

[Anonymous No.]

>Didn't shill Vesper
>Shilled VG
They hate him...

[Anonymous No.]

>shilling Axel stands
>shilling Magni and Altare stands
>shilling the Vanguard stands
>didn't shill the Vesper stands
they HATE him

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539943
this is one of the ads of all time

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539617
For someone with social issues by default like Vesper. Without meds, he will be in a constant panic attack trying to speak with people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539779
no, but lest we forget

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539909
>he doesnt know what a thermos flask is

[Anonymous No.]

>deadline for buying over
>everyone but Flayon's stand is sold out
Your reaction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539738
I mean, everyone knew he would? Altare and Dez don't cook.

[Anonymous No.]

post not ame and her bossu stands

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not paying 20-30 USD for shipping just for a single acrylic stand of my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539819
i want to crush that dough

[Anonymous No.]

Faggots blaming management. Your oshi will never learn because you keep blaming someone else for their bullshit. This must be what talking to a coping battered wife is like. 'I-it was the alcohol, that's why he beat me up last night.'

[Anonymous No.]

>Shills Magni, Axel, Altare, and VG merch
>No mention of Vesper merch
It's over

[Anonymous No.]

is Vesper the Etika of vtubing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539930
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

So i need to buy an axel, 2 altares, 57 magni, one of each of the vg boys. Got it. The whole tempus set

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539819
I want to stick my dick in it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539550
Missionary with a balls deep creampie, absolutely paint her uterus with your semen

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539892
Well, I'll remind you. He told us that he was going to a DMV, and then was offline for 3 days, without a word on twitter. Later it turned out that he was drinking his brains off. Told that he'll provide more communication, but that was an empty promise, it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

What did they mean by 57? Rrats right now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539895
That and those noises

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if they feel as disappointed in Vesper as we do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539909
I agree with you , using alcohol as a replacement.

[Anonymous No.]

The vesties are pathetic with their delusions at this point

[Anonymous No.]

Veiny cookie dick...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539997
Secondhand embarrassment and slight guilt.

[Anonymous No.]

do you think vesper let management know he was going on takahata101's stream...?

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI MADE A DOUGH DICK
IT HAS DOUGHT VEINS, TOO

[Anonymous No.]

wierd lookin nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539997
Happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539943
I mean... Suisei... Christmas...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539997
i guess the shota demographic really wasnt in demand, imagine

[Anonymous No.]

MAY

[Anonymous No.]

Nice "nose"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539541
>noir
hey guys I found the nijinigger baitposter!

[Anonymous No.]

the "great" magni dezmond

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539959
Bettel also likes pizza and will eat burgers with minimal toppings though? He'd eat all three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540025
10 axel syrios*

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539997
The answer is always rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539175
God I want to

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539943
Management said if they don't hit specific sales numbers they'll terminate Vesper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540037
The consecutive life sentences Vesper will get when he gets back to the States.

[Anonymous No.]

>do you wash mushrooms
NO YOU WIPE THEM DOWN THAT'S IT YOU IDIOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540021
please dont kill yourself vesper I would cry for the first time in almost three years

[Anonymous No.]

wow i cant believe magni is replicating this fanart with his cookie!

[Anonymous No.]

What a respectful Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540020
If management didn't fuck up XCom twice Vesper's idiot doom spiral wouldn't have happened this early

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539997
Expected.

[Anonymous No.]

Ayo?

[Anonymous No.]

hot take: a nearly 40 year old man should know how to manage himself

[Anonymous No.]

I like being Vesper's battered wife... I think its hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540021
Hakka needs to save him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539997
Not surprising, he consistently has the lowest viewership
I am one of those not watching him

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540037
That's how many days vesper had left with tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540110
HE LOVES EL HERMANITO.
IT IS TO BE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540074
It's not that, they just picked a fagshota instead of a chadshota, which is what everyone was asking for

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539972
VG are actively watching - Vesper isn't. That's the difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540078

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540107
enjoy your literal shit in your food

[Anonymous No.]

You guys do know that vesper left his anxiety meds at home so he can't really stream without them and that why he not in the collab. The only reason he was in the monopoly collab is that he can't say no to senpai request if you watch streams you would have realize this.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, don't Magni and Altare both need to use the oven?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540107
I wash my mushrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540144
Battered childhood and fucked genetics

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540037
5=day , 7 =month
Vesper graduation date...

[Anonymous No.]

Is Altare putting raw onion on the pizza? Because that shit ain't gonna fully caramelize

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so fucking jealous of Gorimane. Axel should be feeding me.

[Anonymous No.]

>how are you fucking up hamburgers axel
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Has Shinri said something about being able to cook? He seems like he can for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540182
incredible

[Anonymous No.]

I hate being a poorfag disabled neet, I want to buy bettel's acrylic stand and guild card so fucking bad but 55$ is insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540206
I want to make sweet gorilla love to gorimane

[Anonymous No.]

Altare said something about not worrying but I've got Axel's audio up so it cut out. What was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540182
jew

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL THE UNBONKABLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540201
Raw onions are great on pizzas.
You can go the extra mile and caramelize them in a pan beforehand but it's still very tasty without it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540021
He's gonna be found under the rainbow bridge in Tokyo bay tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540074
They should try with shota figurines. Shotafags have been hot glueing the same shirtless Len Kagamine pvc statue for years now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540230
Penis cookie

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540194
One goes on top, the other on the bottom

[Anonymous No.]

Magni is going to feed Altare that cock-shaped cookie. Slowly put it in his mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

the way Axel cuts things is anxiety inducing
like https://youtu.be/Q9N062eq3OM?t=93

[Anonymous No.]

vesper is graduating in 57 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540191
Makes novsense he cant say no to mori but say no to his genmates

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get Magni's reaction there

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540230
the dick nose

[Anonymous No.]

What was with Magni's reaction there? He acted like Axel was yabbing.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare and magni don't know that axel is making a gourmet burger.
While magni is making pastery abominations, and altare.... i guess is making a pizza that might be special, no clue what he is doing with it quite yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540194
altare is using it first, doing the ingredients now

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540220
Shinri is a certified malewife. of course he can cook.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus christ Axel's knife skills is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540021
Jeez man Vesper is fucking up right now but no need to compare him to that waste of space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540274
Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540172
Yeah a dominant shota would've been based

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540230
he was telling chat to not worry abt the dick-shaped cookie dez kek

[Anonymous No.]

>two gorilla managers
>for one talent
bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540188
>>41540196
you take a wet towel and wipe it down, mushrooms absorb moisture and it takes forever to dry them off if you wash them

[Anonymous No.]

Ayo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539617
The problem with a lot of prescription medication that are taken regularly is that you can develop a dependency. So imagine someone having so much anxiety that they have to get prescription for it. Now imagine that being even worse because their body had adjusted for that medication. It's really fucking bad. Combine this with him being in a foreign country where he isn't super fluent in the language and cultural practices, you're in for a disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540225
Check out the discord, people do group orders to help cover the shipping costs if that helps

[Anonymous No.]

Rrat: Vesper did not show up to the 6th month anniversary stream because he does not trust himself to avoid a Yab on stream while off his meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540270
that's a huge bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540206
She deserves it... for now. Very hardworking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540281
It 2023, American can't say people gorilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540319
ENTER DND ENJOYER

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540191
It takes a while for it to kick in. The longer he's off meds the worse he'll get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539550
The ol' Stand and Carry and rail her from the front. Abayo, Dingo.

[Anonymous No.]

This stream is missing one member. What was his name again? Wrong answers only

[Anonymous No.]

>you now remember the one fic written around debut month a vestie wrote about Vesper gaslighting and mentally abusing (You)
didnt think in a million years we'd be living that reality but here we are

[Anonymous No.]

I've never had avocado in a burger, is it good?

[Anonymous No.]

>Washing mushrooms
Of course the kimchi rinser strikes again

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540319
PUTA

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is doing good

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI'S SOFT HANDS CANNOT OPEN THE CORN SYRUP BOTTLE

[Anonymous No.]

>be axel
>Give up halfway through and make dick shaped patties
>Feed them to the cute mane-chans
>"Hehe hey mane-chan eat a dick"
>Donmaiii

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540362
Garbage Beetle

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539550
Amazon style

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540362
RPR

[Anonymous No.]

Wait I wasn't paying super close attention to Magni.
Did he really not mix all the wet ingredients and the dry ingredients first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540319
Mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540172
I’ll apply for a dom shota role then

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540362
Rpr-san...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540362
dangerous dracula

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539517
I’m sure all of them read here honestly, who wouldn’t

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540320
I always use my mushrooms to deglaze in stroganoff or sautee in risotto so doesn't really matter

[Anonymous No.]

Do I need meds or is Axel mildly being passive aggressive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540335
Fucking pussy. Too worried of his opsec, he prioritizes it over his genmates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540362
Leech_dm

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540319
>Aia Amare
Shoo! Out! Get out of the chat!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper didn't actually plan on being in japan off his meds for 3 months, right? Genuinely what was his thought process with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540206
Mane-chan is gonna eat Axel's blood mixed burgers.
Are yume's still alive?

[Anonymous No.]

What his happening on Magni's side

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540319
While it isn't the first time this dyke showed up in streams or their twitter replies I wish she of all the Nijisanji EN members didn't interact with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540404
>>41540410
He said wrong answers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540372
pretty good IMO

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540362
rio

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540362
Joe Mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540372
It can be, so long as it doesn't clash with the other ingredients and has an appropriate amount of salt

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540335
>he does not trust himself to avoid a Yab on stream while off his meds.
Then why did he stream earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540362
Gabagool Beastars

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL SYRIOS PROFESSIONAL GASLIGHTER AND TAX EVADER

[Anonymous No.]

>in minecraft
magni...

[Anonymous No.]

>in minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no the cops are coming

[Anonymous No.]

HES HERE (In minecraft)

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540362
???
1. Altare
2. Magni
3. Axel
4. Gorimane-chan
That's all 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540433
Altare is speaking from the toilet

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540425
Axel is being VERY passive aggressive

[Anonymous No.]

did.. did they get bonked for that joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540319
Isn't that one of the Phase Connect girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel hasn't payed his taxes
>In minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540362
barstool buttface, my beloved

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540432
6 months. He's there for 6 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540439
qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540433
Two people who cannot cook are trying their best

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540319
>Niji is fucking watching a Tempus Anniversary
>Vesper isn't

Fucking hell man. Comment and get out would've been better than doing nothing at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540319
Aia and Magni talk all the time on Twitter
I think Aia is a nice unity girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540372
Very. I like to add them along with bacon and an over-medium egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540439
still begged for a collab on stream though

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540362
Dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540369
how little we knew…

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540362
Rpr would unironically have been a better choice at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540319
Aia!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus collabs without discussion of tax evasion: 0

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540432
He's probably been on his meds for so long that he didn't even think about it. It could have been a last-minute realization that he couldn't or shouldn't bring them

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540493
>people STILL think the 6 month thing wasn't a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540434
Where did yyou get that photo of my wife, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540432
he has genuine impulse control issues if you couldnt tell from the various outbursts of insane shit he shouldnt be saying during zatsus, and his suspension.
nigga probably saw he had enough money to go to Japan and flew out ASAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540061
That's a good question

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540492
Reading comprehension anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel jokingly admits to committing tax crimes
>Altare immediately moves to cover Axel
>Magni immediately moves to cover himself
Tempus HQ in a nutshell, gents

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540432
He watched bocchi and thought that he can get better without meds.

[Anonymous No.]

What is Magni making
simple Syrup?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm flying out to Japan tomorrow. If I happen to see Vesper at a kobini dubs decide what I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540439
she desperately wants to sneak her way into kidnapping tempus for her dnd session
which btw, if vesper graduates, the only way for us to enjoy more dnd content will have to be through her. She will replace vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540493
I thought 6 months was just a joke to cover his actual departure date

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540424
ah, i love my mushrooms golden brown sauteed in butter, so minimal moisture is critical

[Anonymous No.]

ragus lost his mushr*om...

[Anonymous No.]

Altare's cries of despair never gets old

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER'S MUSHROOM SNAPPED IN HALF BAH GAWD

[Anonymous No.]

What's with the audio dropping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540597
Icing, I think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540021
We will know if in his next bread and butter content, his zatsus, he will allude to seeing the gates of hell multiple times.
Then Flayon will have two streamers to mourn over.

[Anonymous No.]

>MY MUSHROOM
Accidental Circumcisian

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540369
I'll give him another chance if he can provide a reasonable explanation. I really didn't think it would end up like this. I feel bad for my vestie friend who's sleeping and planning to watch this tomorrow...

[Anonymous No.]

Magni just shrieked like a banshee

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540635
streaming on wifi

[Anonymous No.]

This man

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540605
Give him a hug and tell him to improve himself

[Anonymous No.]

Lol the Almond side is so funny right now

[Anonymous No.]

He forgot his cookies were in the oven for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540605
Sedate him and put him on a flight to California or wherever Magni lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540614
I'm willing to watch that compromise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540651
the concept of adult circumcisions is one of the funniest things to me

[Anonymous No.]

Dear good, how is Dez and Alt having such a hard time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540605
Cry on the spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540671
He doesn't like physical contact. Makes him uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540651
>leaderrippingoffhisforeskin.png

[Anonymous No.]

did axel call hakka “hakka-chan”?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540020
I know vesties are annoying they cant hold him accountable

[Anonymous No.]

>magni making a bowl of cum

[Anonymous No.]

axel is so calm cooking meanwhile almond is chaos i love this

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540614
Not if I get in and run B2 in God's own AD&D

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540728
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

oh god someone stop him from telling his story

[Anonymous No.]

looks like cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540671
he was diddled as a kid and doesnt like it when people hug him

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540605
This.

[Anonymous No.]

Vesties are so annoying. Go cope in your own thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540605
go buy him authentic samurai armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540493
What the fuck is he even doing at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540728
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540728
Yeah, Hakka-chan in the running now. New ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540749
please make it in

[Anonymous No.]

Axel has spoken the most this stream but to be honest I haven't comprehended anything he's said

[Anonymous No.]

If Leader went with a Neapolitan pizza recipe he would have 2 pizzas ready by now already

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540605
rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540746
>>41540762
Yeah, mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540777
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540703
I need one, anon. Phimosis is really uncomfy for masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is baby-talking way more than he usually does, is his brain finally leaking out of his ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540721
Oh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540796
From which POV are you watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540605
Nothing, do you want to be responsible for the first holo suicide?

[Anonymous No.]

BARE HAND WAS ON STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540728
hakka-chan...so cute....
hakka is the resident shonen boy so i think it works....

[Anonymous No.]

NOT VANESSA

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540605
abuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540605
Hug him and tell him to go home and take his meds

[Anonymous No.]

They cornered Magni...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540835
I have them both up with Magni's audio

[Anonymous No.]

wait, wtf is that gorilla thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540605
ryona

[Anonymous No.]

Reflection...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540826
Axel is bad at multi-tasking, this is nothing new.

[Anonymous No.]

REFLECTION AIEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540319
She's gunning for Vesper's position as the Guild scholar and DnD master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540802
I mean, the dough itself can take 2 days if you wanna do it right but if he prepped in advance, he could've had a ton of pizzas by now.

[Anonymous No.]

The secret NUT butter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540826
Hes super sleep deprived

[Anonymous No.]

KEK the peanut butter guy story. It feels like it's been so long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

FRYING PAN
ON A GAS STOVE

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI IS PEANUT BUTTER ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540837
>first

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540605
Tell him to kill himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540853
axel's not gay but when a brat needs correction they need correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540875
Axel's manager

[Anonymous No.]

JGH, what are they cooking?

[Anonymous No.]

HE FORGOT, I KNEW IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540728
Hakka is cute so it fits him

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540776
This is MANS you retard, everyone is here to cope about not getting dicked by their oshis, same shit diferent reason to cry

[Anonymous No.]

>Towa
>A great purple-colored singer but is actually a man
>Hakka
>A great purple-colored singer but is actually a cute latinx

[Anonymous No.]

BURNT MAGMITE INCOMING

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540614
Not once I get in.

[Anonymous No.]

The contrast of Magni screaming with Axel's gentle commentary is hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540605
Beat him unconscious (lovingly)

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540675
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540948
>latinx

[Anonymous No.]

OH GOD
MAGNI NO.

[Anonymous No.]

What do (you) think Vesper would've cooked if he had participated?

[Anonymous No.]

The reflection on the fucking stove kek, it's hard to see anything but knowing managament the vod is probably gone again

[Anonymous No.]

>magni and leader fucking up as much as possible
>axel going off on some random story while completely ignoring what's going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540948
>latinx
Chinga tu madre

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540922
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540835
Both but with Aniki's audio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540605
>>41540977
winrar

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540948
DON'T FALL FOR IT SPICBROS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540989
Latinx spotted :^)

[Anonymous No.]

Axel, he's... learning...

[Anonymous No.]

axel…

[Anonymous No.]

THE COOKIE IS RUINED

[Anonymous No.]

Leader going "Dez..." like a disapproving mom

[Anonymous No.]

FIRE TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>no more head
who banned axel from blowjobs

[Anonymous No.]

dont worry /MANS/ im correcting Nowa and giving him his meds right now. he'll be fine this week!!

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese Bacon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540948
>Latinx
Cringe
t. a latino

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540948
>latinx
t.exan

[Anonymous No.]

back from the last of us, why the fuck is vesper not here

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540996
A fucking steak or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540191
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540996
Hamburguer...

[Anonymous No.]

He dropped his toppings...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541013
you tell him, hakka!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540996
probably some cheap korean instant ramen like the whore he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540996
Chicken Soup

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not gonna post it but Axel's head/face showed in the stove reflection

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540948
>Latinx
I WILL ACTUALLY EAT YOU ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541065
hurry anonchama!

[Anonymous No.]

STOP FUCKING MIXING THE COOKIE BATTER, MAGNI YOU IDIOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540821
Just don't masturbate, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540605
rape (without love)

[Anonymous No.]

Privated VODs again?

[Anonymous No.]

>MY COOKIES
Magni saying such a classic housewife line... Pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

THAT SHIT IS GETTING THICK MAGNI
NO ONE IS GOING TO BE ABLE TO SWALLOW IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541066
Why is it so square

[Anonymous No.]

Is Magni using a mixing beater as a whisk?

[Anonymous No.]

Leader making Bettel look competent

[Anonymous No.]

>Magni spending 20 minutes making icing
How fucking incompetent can he be

[Anonymous No.]

Needs correction: Magni, Vesper
Gives correction: Altare, Axel
2v2 or 1v1 & 1v1?

[Anonymous No.]

crispy bacon is shit, chewy is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541097
It was extremely blurry it's no big deal

[Anonymous No.]

/MAS/bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541110
That's the icing anonchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541110
That's icing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541072
because he "couldn't make it"
they did not give any reason, just that he is not joining today

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI YOU IDIOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540033
I do admit that he REALLY needs to improve on his communication skills with others, period. I just hope that he gets the help that he needs on whatever hes faced with right now. If hes telling the truth or not is out of my control but I sincerely hope that hes able to overcome whatever it is that he cant just tell us straight out.

[Anonymous No.]

Is that bacon cooked in a shit ton of oil on a teflon pan

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541015
Flayon entered to VC pre debut and made monkey noises, Magni saved him by saying that it was axel's manager, from then on Axel's manager became the titlebearer of gori/monkey manager

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540372

Very good, I also put avocado slices on my hotdogs

[Anonymous No.]

COW TITTIES

[Anonymous No.]

Magni, no.

[Anonymous No.]

dez malding is a beautiful thing

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>Cow titties
time for Fauna pics

[Anonymous No.]

kek what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>magni trying to justify his cow titty sucking fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>sucking on cow titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541166
No anon, it's WATER.

[Anonymous No.]

maybe im a sadist but this vesper mindbreak saga is hot. reminds me of the metamorphosis manga

im a bettelyume btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540777
>>41540977
I'll buy him samurai armor and we'll beat on eachother with kanabos. Got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>who was the first guy to suck on some cow titties??
Finally some REAL discussion

[Anonymous No.]

Magni's mic is cutting out constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

GET THE COWS AWAY FROM MAGNI

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541148
in between is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541166
It's water, he's boiling them first because he thinks they come out crispier

[Anonymous No.]

>I wanna suck on some cow tiddies

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI WOULD MOLEST A COW

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541196
Well that aged poorly

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541166
Why are you posting a girl /here/?

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI NOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

Would (You) suck on cow titties?

[Anonymous No.]

Gorimane is gonna peg Axel with the bonk-stick....

[Anonymous No.]

>23 minutes left

[Anonymous No.]

MANE-CHAN AND HER BONK STICK

[Anonymous No.]

3 more hours of stream!

[Anonymous No.]

>allow icing to cool for three hours
What the fuck kind of recipe is he reading? I have never heard that in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540879
Vesper is the new ryona target

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541263
I would suck on some femanon's titties right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>le normie joke about who did the *thing* first

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541263
someone will post cotton eye joe soundpost

[Anonymous No.]

How do you take 2 hours to make a burger...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541154
im gonna assume that vesper has a good fucking reason to miss this milestone stream since they didnt explain specifically why he isnt there

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541128
they put the little piglets in boxes when they are young so they grow into a square shape, like they do with watermelons

[Anonymous No.]

>Allow icing to cool in fridge for three hours
What the fuck is this recipe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541196
Oh no no no

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU DIDN'T READ THE RECIPE AHEAD OF TIME?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541168
>Mane-Chan is Punished ‘Venom’ Flayon
Woah…

[Anonymous No.]

>magni didn't read the recipe either
>ALLOW ICING TO COOL FOR 3 HOURS
GOD FUCKING DAMN MY ILLITERATE GUILD

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in a fever dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541216
godspeed anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541283
maybe it's french

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541263
Every day.

[Anonymous No.]

AIIEEEE MAGNI IS TEACHING ALTARE HOW TO BE RACIST

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541168
>Flayon entered to VC
is this a rrat? because honestly it sounds pretty cool, like having a mystery resolved

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541263
milking a bull with magni

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI'S BEING RACIST AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

that's racist

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541263
If given the opportunity I would gladly suck Mori’s titties, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541285
>>41541212
>>41541065
seems like it. I have so many pent up ryona fantasies about him ive been keeping since debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541212
>metamorphosis manga
Fuck you for me it reminds me more of that k-on hentai where Mio starts as a music streamer and then whores herself for views

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI DRAWING ALTARE INTO HIS RACIST CARICATURES

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539271
https://www.youtube.com/live/FSaw-iWdbWk?feature=share&t=1001

he also sounds slightly intoxicated and mutes himself a lot of time during that stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros... the racism... it's like Vesper is still here.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK THIS IS SO FUN

[Anonymous No.]

I COOKA DA PIZZA

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541263
Yeah. I'd suck on Ame's fat cow tits!

[Anonymous No.]

I COOKA
DA PIZZA

[Anonymous No.]

Altare's cute lil shoulders.....

[Anonymous No.]

The audio cutting in and out is making my head hurt, fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541341
>rrat
Anon, it's literally confirmed by Flayon in his monetization stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541263
M-moo

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541341
Flayon admitted it in his monetization stream.

[Anonymous No.]

pizzas don't have to be fucking round why are people so dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539602
>>41539655
>>41539669
>>41539815
>>41539886
>>41540030
>>41540359
All wrong. The correct answer was getting pegged with the bonk stick followed by
>>41540402

[Anonymous No.]

casual italian racism...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541341
It was confirmed in his monetization stream and a menshi from Axel, he actually does it often

[Anonymous No.]

Magni trying to teach Altare his racist stereotypes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541341
check out his monetization stream, he confirmed it there

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541341
it's real, he talked about it in monetization

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541341
Watch streams or fuck off tourist

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541341
watch his monetisation stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541341
he addressed it in his monetization stream, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541341
He revealed it himself during his monetization stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540605
take a picture to prove hes black

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541363
w-which hentai is that..links?

[Anonymous No.]

Alright homosexual and female Altventurers and Magites, do (you) possess the abilities to provide your utterly incompetent cook oshi with a good home cooked meal after his streams?

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI IS REVEALING THE FORMULOLI

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541404
He's using a rolling pin he already fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541394
mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541341
Flayon's whole Monetization stream was an evangelion style confession about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541403
gross

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking fags!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>Confuses Bacon as Ham

I mean, they're the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>adds water to bacon
>it doesn't crisp up properly
wow what a revelation

[Anonymous No.]

>>41540989
>>41541013
>>41541067
>>41541071
>>41541100
Holy shit I'm a retard Latino + Twink = Latinx jesus christ I meant Latina

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541404
this is leader we're talking about. he can't help it. It's an integral part of his character to be a dumb American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541317
If only they had a guy that was good at reading books, like a scholar or something

[Anonymous No.]

>Two hours to make burger, pizza and cookies
Jobber guild...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541442
unironically yes, i can count macros for magni's dietpilled brain too

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541341
for the love of god watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541293
So far, only reasons I've read are
1. He got a 2 month collab ban from the D thing in monopoly
2. He didnt take his anxiety meds to Japan and is basically going Tarzan on the suicide forest
3. He hates leader and will rather kill himself than collab with him
4. He got an annual fracture from eating those shit burgers
5. HE HATES US
6. Banging kronii

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541293
Using Kronii's pussy all night to cope with his anxiety

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541419
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Wait
>Vesper bought a bunch of burgers to rank on stream
>Axel is cooking 3 burgers on stream
This means something

[Anonymous No.]

just tuned it again. magni stream not buffering anymore. what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541518
2, 5, and 6

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541424
>streams
you meant watch flayon, dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541442
I made myself dinner while watching the first 30 minutes of the stream, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

i saw altare's arm uuuuuuu i want him to choke me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541442
Yes I love to cook and bake and do so regularly as a form of meditation while watching streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541482
JP bacon is different than western bacon IIRC

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541536
For himself and the two managers that are there, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541544
He found a 30 meters ethernet cable in his house

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541518
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541544
he grabbed an ethernet cable

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541335
I NEED TO FUCK COW CLOWN RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541544
found a 50 ft ethernet cable

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541518
>Going Tarzan on the Suicide Forest
kek, I kind of need to see this

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541518
2

[Anonymous No.]

>HOPIUM
OH NO
OH GOD WH HAVE YOU DONE THIS MAGNI

[Anonymous No.]

I could go for some hopium!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541400
Sounds like he's just taking credit for something manechan did in an attempt to be more popular

[Anonymous No.]

They're gonna get fucked up tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE MAGNI IS CRANKING OUT THE HOPIUM

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539617
Thanks for asking this anon. As someone who doesnt know jack shit about this kind of stuff, im glad some anons who have experienced or has knowledge to this are responding to your question.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Hopium

So that's what happened to IRyS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541567
different from*

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541394
Which one has the bigger dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541438
I read that at least 11 years ago anon, look on sad panda for one about the k-on girls after hs is over idk

[Anonymous No.]

Would you drink Mag juice?

[Anonymous No.]

THE MAGJUICE UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541518
Either 1,2,3 or 4
5 is not true
6 is always true

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541558
please don't make me think of this shit again

[Anonymous No.]

MAGMITES STATUS?????????????????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541394
Built for rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541518
Annual fracture kek

[Anonymous No.]

This is what I'm hearing
https://files.catbox.moe/tc8ggb.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper's manager seemed completely fine with him skipping out on 2 important collabs according to him so I assume his reasoning is anxiety hort.

Handling Vesper almost seems like handling a special ed kid that'll explode into tard rage at any moment.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Magni pouring his cum into a blender?

[Anonymous No.]

Magni and Altare are getting hammered tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541341
Threadreader-chama........

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541606
where'd you get that pic of me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541606
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>Hopium

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541638
I would drink it directly from the Mag

[Anonymous No.]

Thank god they're drinking I wouldn't be able to be a streamer through this anxiety-inducing shit KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541570
But why two

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541638
I need to drink it from the source anon

[Anonymous No.]

Those are some white-bread ass burger buns

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541668
*Altare is gonna watch Magni get hammered and laugh, you mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541646
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HE KEEPS MILKING MEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

So Vesper is the only Tempus I really watch and honestly not that much. Is it actually unironically over? Or are you all just being melodramatic?
I tried to read through the thread to figure it out but it's all very vague (probably deliberately) about why you're claiming stuff like he 'hates' Regis and what not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541675
Let the water wash away your sins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541623
That doesn’t look like it comes with a safety seal

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541652
literally me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

oh god, the copium is an alcholic mix.
MAGNI SWIGGED HIS JUICES ALREADY

[Anonymous No.]

Stop fucking rolling the pizza dough holy shit please it's already dead

[Anonymous No.]

Magni is going to overdose on Hopium

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541632
would you believe me if I said they were the same?

[Anonymous No.]

oh my fucking god

[Anonymous No.]

THE COOKIES

[Anonymous No.]

Does Axel have two mane chan on stream because one wasn't enough?

[Anonymous No.]

Magni is losing it...

[Anonymous No.]

>THE COOKIES!
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

THE COOKIES

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI USE A DAMN TIMER

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541668
altare is going to be completely sober but magni is definitely getting white girl wasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541689
he's too powerful for just one

[Anonymous No.]

>Didn't set a timer

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541671
whoa are you irys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541689
Two managers

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541716
>Regis

[Anonymous No.]

These cookies just keep suffering...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541716
Just wait for now brother, hope the Japan arc ends and he gets on his meds and management hasn't skull fucked him.

>Magni forgot the cookies AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541716
listen man unless he has a good reason, he's a fucking flake and bailed on his coworkers

[Anonymous No.]

Soju, Vodka, Fruit Punch, Dragon Fruit
Would you take this Copium?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541518
I bank on 2.
Still it wouldn't hurt to make a statement.

[Anonymous No.]

Burnt to a crisp

[Anonymous No.]

I feel bad for the people skipping this collab, it's actually kind of kino even if it seemed depressing in the beginning

[Anonymous No.]

why am i getting turned on from watching altare manhandle the pizza dough

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541776
HE'S ADHD, PLEASE ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541716
youre gonna have to wait and see. so far he's been keeping up with his solo streams so if you ONLY watch him and dont care about collabs then there you go. but it feels like he's memoryholed Tempus and the selling point of Tempus is them as a unit.

[Anonymous No.]

axel sounds like a 50's radio host kek

[Anonymous No.]

>Magni's cookies right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541716
Fuck off touristchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541716
>Regis

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541716
altare went from mentioning him almost every stream and calling him his oshi to not mentioning him at all

[Anonymous No.]

HE SPILLED HIS COPIUM
OH GOD
ANTNATION LIVES AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Axel's mic suddenly shortwave?

[Anonymous No.]

>rubs his hands all over the raw meat
>touches the buns and sauce
ew

[Anonymous No.]

I hope vesper graduates asap!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541778
altare is going to be completely sober but magni is definitely getting a date rape drug dropped in his drink by altare

[Anonymous No.]

So Axel can hear them, but they can't hear Axel?

[Anonymous No.]

Axel... your mic..

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god it's getting everywhere oh god it's so red why is it everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541719
huggbees...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541689
One for his manager, one for vesper's

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541778
altare taking advance of magni, right in front of our eyes ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541807
It actually sounds good

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541848
sizzling borgar, please undastahnd

[Anonymous No.]

The sizzle of those burgers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541816
I'm desperate for Tempus collabs, I'll watch anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541818
>manhandle
he handles it like a child

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541848
Noise from the frying meat messing with the mic filters

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541816
It's depressionkino

[Anonymous No.]

What a fucking mess.

[Anonymous No.]

Next time Axel will have 3 manechans

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541869
Anon I'm so glad you know exactly what I mean, you're mah boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541621
Yeah same, I know next to nothing either. And I figured this would be one of the better places to ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541904
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Leader its been 2 hours for the love of god give me some SAUCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541755
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

HE BURNED HIS BORGAR

[Anonymous No.]

did he boil the fucking bacon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541841
Okay thank you. I'm surprised I actually got a helpful answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541865
I want to rape them

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541518
>annual fracture
Also, Kronii is onthe other side of the goddamned planet from Vesper. They're not fucking. Why would Hololive's second biggest megadyke fuck a man? And yes I took my meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541518
>He got a 2 month collab ban from the D thing in monopoly
Axel talked about pulling his dick out this stream with managers present too, is Axel gonna get collab banned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541816
I don't feel bad for them at all. The boys are always fun to watch. People can whine about Vesper all they want, but it won't change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41539617
I one had an anxiety attack and cried for hours because I had to leave my house. It can get really bad. If vesper doesn't have his meds, and is drinking, it's fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541716
its unclear
could be a falling out between the boys
could be some sort of fuckery from management
could be vesper going insane from being off his meds
we just dont know

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541904
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

THE RRATS
WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

All that work.. and the borgar is burned...

[Anonymous No.]

THE SAUCE IS ON THE PIZZA
LEADER IS DOING SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541943
yes he tried some weird retarded lifehack where putting water in the pan would make it crispy. it did not, at all. it's just wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541816
I'm depressed as fuck but I'm glad I stayed. The stream really improved after they got over the elephant in the room and focused on having fun cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541955
Vesper is trying to correct her

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541957
No, because Axel fucks all the managers, and Vesper is old and creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542001
HES LOST IN THE SAUCE

[Anonymous No.]

KEEP THE BURGERS MOVING, USE OIL, OR TURN DOWN THE HEAT Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541982
>could be a falling out between the boys
10% chance
>could be some sort of fuckery from management
50% chance
>could be vesper going insane from being off his meds
40% chance
In my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541865
they can hear him its just it sounds crispy because hes frying bacon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542007
I thought adding water to bacon was for when you cook the bacon in the oven

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541955
>Why would Hololive's second biggest megadyke fuck a man?
But he has cut off his dick.

[Anonymous No.]

NO DON'T FEEL THE SAUCE UP YOU IDIOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542018
if he gave up on his goth lesbo friend in hs why would he try kronii kek

[Anonymous No.]

>I've never made these burgers before

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel narrating like some retard bogan Gordon Ramsey
>Magni with a complete lack of focus
>Altare just snarking
This is pretty good, despite the shadow

[Anonymous No.]

this ain't a fuckin pizza

[Anonymous No.]

How did Axel ruin burgers?

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck happened here

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541955
Because Kronii being a full-fledged lesbian is forgotten RM shit, and drama tourists think the only reason women would collab with men is because they want to fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

Leader rubbing the sauce in with his dirty gloves...

[Anonymous No.]

you know it would have been nice if VESPER WAS THERE TO HELP WITH THE GRILLING GODAMMIT

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare using jarred pizza sauce
>Altare NOT using premade dough

[Anonymous No.]

altare fingerpainting like a fucking child

[Anonymous No.]

Yep, Magni's cookies turned into bread

[Anonymous No.]

I look delicious

[Anonymous No.]

He's so stupid it's cute but his burgers are burning I want his food to turn out well but he's just so dumb it's not gonna happen

[Anonymous No.]

What did Mane-chan put in the table?

[Anonymous No.]

THE DICK COOKIE IS ERECT

[Anonymous No.]

>showing the chode twice
kek

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, he's not using fresh pineaple... that is too sweet

[Anonymous No.]

Magni bruh those cookies need more butter fr fr your shit is whiter than me

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542113
A magmite got killed and Altare had to watch

[Anonymous No.]

THE COOKIES ARE GOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542113
He milked a magmite

[Anonymous No.]

THE COOKIES HELD
THEY AREN'T BURNT
MAGNI DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542113
virginities were taken

[Anonymous No.]

That nose looking extra sussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542113
voluntary sudoku

[Anonymous No.]

Which Magmite is this?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so jealous of mane-chan right now. No doubt Axel will handfeed her AGAIN. WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542113
Copium packaging process

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541982
80% meds
10% managment
5% falling out
3% getting sick from the burgers
2% some other weird shit

[Anonymous No.]

all that for a single "cookie"

[Anonymous No.]

PINEAPPLE ON A BURGER????

[Anonymous No.]

>there's a hole in the magmite!
Oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541716
This >>41541982 is the only legit, true response. Everything else is shitposters, seethers and tourists

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542165
don't worry
you need that sweetness to counteract the bitter burnt charcoal burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542113
He squished a magmite...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542106
Likely used a pan that's too hot, just burnt the fuck out of the outside but the inside might be okay-ish

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542132
Altare is a child. We all know this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541865
fuck, this 3d stream between them way back was really fun. i miss coco's banters with the other members

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542189
SSR Cockmite

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542189
>Left is (You), Right is (Me)'s dick
pound town

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542125
Sexy gorilla's in the corner just laughing at poor Axel trying to cook with 2 neurons.

[Anonymous No.]

why did magni bake a wang, how does this relate to the nowa drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542113
Murder happened
He squashed a magmite with the hammer hence the bloo- I mean copium

[Anonymous No.]

WAIT WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CHEESE ON THAT PIZZA

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542204
>retard american who's never heard about teriyaki

[Anonymous No.]

That cookie is going to taste like absolute shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542204
its a normal australian thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542218
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>burger consistency

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542204
Tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL
TURN DOWN THE HEAT
YOU BURNED THE PINEAPPLE WITHOUT EVEN CARMALIZING IT

[Anonymous No.]

"All the neechans are gonna wanna eat the sexy burger"

[Anonymous No.]

Altares pizza looks like shit
I'd eat the other 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542223
wrong thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542071
>Kronii pegging a grey-haired eunuch
>>41542189
look at that vein

[Anonymous No.]

he's gonna take a bite of the burger and it's gonna be all pink inside

[Anonymous No.]

It'd be fun to see a Haachama and Axel cooking collab

[Anonymous No.]

What a fucking mess kek

[Anonymous No.]

OH GOD I LOVE BEING PURPLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542255
He FORGOT THE CHEESE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542255
HE FORGOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542223
Sorry, I feel the same. Love those girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Toppings under the cheese...
ngmi....

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542204
Yes, sweet is a flavor that goes well on meat. Same goes for sour flavors.

[Anonymous No.]

All humans born after 1993 can't cook

[Anonymous No.]

you're kidding me. It's been an hour and Altare didn't put the pizzaz in the oven yet?!

[Anonymous No.]

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, double, triple Whopper

[Anonymous No.]

Was Altare not going to put cheese...

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know... It's jarring to see their hands on the stream right now...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ryona Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541601
Someone draw him like pic related and a dead body at the end of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542267
My wife

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Magni stirring icing with chopsticks?

[Anonymous No.]

Altare's barely audible "Shit" at forgetting the cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542301
yes my oshi... i will eat the sexy burger ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542355
Pizza takes like ten minutes to bake max

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542362
why would he?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1617384488715288576?s=20&t=j3MG5J-AYxulVTfSLfK-iw

[Anonymous No.]

>Topping under the pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541518
Not only from the D thing, he got warned when IRS killed Mag's minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

Axel about to give his manager's food poisoning

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542321
>>41537639

[Anonymous No.]

this STUPID FUCK thinks he can eat minced beef raw this dumb mother fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542403
ISREAL

[Anonymous No.]

>220 posters

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1617384488715288576
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1617384488715288576
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1617384488715288576
IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.]

THE BURGER FELL OVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542343
My parents actually did it that way at their restaurant. It's still very good. Some people prefer it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542255
HE'S /HERE/

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542353
I was born in 97 and I made this last week

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542373
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542403
>ISREAL
OH NOOOO VESTIES???

[Anonymous No.]

I always add the cheese to my pizza later, otherwise it melts too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542403
>Apology
OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to the fries?

[Anonymous No.]

be honest bros, would coking streams be as entertaining as they are if they KNEW how to cook?

[Anonymous No.]

bros... did the IRS actually hunt down Vesper?

[Anonymous No.]

>where the girls at
Gorimane...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541807
Pretty sure I had a very similar drink before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542403
what a shit fucking apology

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's burgers look legit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542498
nah he's just is bad with contractual obligations

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542353
I was born in 1984 and all I can make is a fucking burrito.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542486
No, everyone knows it's funnier to watch people fail

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542460
chaufa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541518
2 is pretty likely, not sure what Japan is like with certain meds but when I travelled abroad I had to get all of my meds pre approved months in advance

[Anonymous No.]

OH GOD THOSE BURGERS DO LOOK GOOD.

[Anonymous No.]

Mag glazed over the mag...

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI IS COVERING ME WITH HIS PINK CUM ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542480
Coming right up chief

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542417
A little pink in a burger never killed anybo

[Anonymous No.]

Those burgers actually look REALLY good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542486
Of course not. Fucking shit up is what makes shit like this entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

Those burgers don't look too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss medicated Vesper...

[Anonymous No.]

I got cummed on by magni...

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE COOKA DA FUCKING PIZZA ALREADY

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542403
>Me and my 50,000 smart washers trying to buy all the merch

[Anonymous No.]

me irl

[Anonymous No.]

#AXELSWEEP

#AXELSWEEP

#AXELSWEEP

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542523
Write a better apology.

[Anonymous No.]

They pass the looks test

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is he putting on the pizza?

[Anonymous No.]

GOOGLY EYES ON THE MAGMITE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41541807
I'd add some lemon just because vodka/soju always goes well the citrusy taste

[Anonymous No.]

his cookie had a little accident

[Anonymous No.]

Why Magni can't stop thinking about cock for a second?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think he understands how worrying it is that the cookie dough didn't move in the slightest after baking

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542623
Sorry 'bout that.

[Anonymous No.]

>adjusted the camera so you can see the cum
thanks magni

[Anonymous No.]

That dick...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542620
as always of course

[Anonymous No.]

oh boy the apes are hungry

[Anonymous No.]

where is vesper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542486
knowing how to cook = making it up as you go. Hence why Axel's are the besto

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542636
pepperoni (tempus logo)

[Anonymous No.]

HE COVERED THE DICK COOKIE IN WHITE
ALTARE IS MAKING THE TEMPUS SYMBOL ON THE TOP OF THE PIZZA

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542636
tempus logo

[Anonymous No.]

JESUS CHRIST MAGNI

[Anonymous No.]

wait altare is doing the tempus logo aw

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MAGNI

[Anonymous No.]

OH DAMN, Axel's burger lookin fresh.

[Anonymous No.]

>tells manager to shut their bitch ass up

[Anonymous No.]

OH SHIT
so that's what a proper camera does

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542204
That makes more sense to me than having it on a pizza. What's bizarre to me is Axel having never heard about bacon on a burger before.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU AXEL I AM SO HUNGRY NOW

[Anonymous No.]

DAMN

[Anonymous No.]

Magni is just making the replacement dick for Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542677
in a bath tub contemplating some shit
sorry vesties

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is slower at making this one pizza than the poor dude who gets stuck at my local place alone

[Anonymous No.]

Rate the dingo bites

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I think Axel won

[Anonymous No.]

Magunii...

[Anonymous No.]

GOD THOSE BURGERS LOOK FUCKING DELICIOUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542722
#axelsweep

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542722
HOLY SHIT I FUCKING WANT THAT BURGER.

[Anonymous No.]

Magni's glazed dick

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL GOT A GOOD FUCKING SET OF BURGERS.
I DO BELIEVE AXEL MAY HAVE A GOOD CHANCE OF WINNING

MAGNI HAS A MITE AND CUM DICK

[Anonymous No.]

That actually looks good, I wanna eat that

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542623
"We would like to apologize for the sudden crash of our product servers, Vesper Noir was found gnawing at the cables and shouting nonsense, he will be escorted out of the server room"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542615
Looking kind of good ngl.

[Anonymous No.]

#AXELSWEEP

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542722
That looks way too good

[Anonymous No.]

This magmite has been through some awful things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542403
APOLOGIZED

[Anonymous No.]

Burgers need to be wider, not taller.

[Anonymous No.]

Magni, I love you but WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542763
i think magni's cookies gonna style over axel's generic ass burgers

[Anonymous No.]

AXELSWEEP

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542722
I KNEEL BRO

[Anonymous No.]

The burgers don't actually look good. There's way too much sauce and I'm pretty sure the patty is raw

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542722
#axelsweep

[Anonymous No.]

I'd eat that burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542741
>>41542747
He might have won
Presentation 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

remember when they debuted and we thought axel was the unhinged one

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542790

is that you, magmites?

[Anonymous No.]

Back then I didn't know why you shitheads are calling Maglord a town bicycle slut. Now this stream proves why. It's like finding out Luna isn't as innocent as she looks.

[Anonymous No.]

REFLECTION AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

Magni made two cookies. Two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542762
not a fan of loaded burgies but that looks very competently done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542798
just gotta flatten it a little

[Anonymous No.]

REFLECTION YAB

[Anonymous No.]

Axel using that stovetop as a damn mirror lol goodbye vod

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542772
He chose the worst posible time to go cable organizer goblin mode

[Anonymous No.]

medicated vesper got a suspension. Unmedicated vesper's worse. Why the fuck did he think he could go without meds

[Anonymous No.]

REFLECTION IN THE STOVE
VOD'S DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

Did Magni sneeze on his dick cookie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542722
I would eat both like a pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542790
I can't stop laughing HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

HE KEEPS STEPPING BACK INTO IT

[Anonymous No.]

axel YOU IDIOT

[Anonymous No.]

>ride on time

[Anonymous No.]

Axel give us the recipe holy shit that looks so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542790
I just got in. Can someone tell whether the dick is intentional or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542798
Make it go wider, up!

[Anonymous No.]

that cookie probably tastes SO dry

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL YOU DUMB FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

it's literally me

[Anonymous No.]

Just tuned into Magnis stream, why is there a random veiny cock next to the magmite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542722
#AXELSWEEP

[Anonymous No.]

That's a big vein on the dick cookie

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>A reminder that Holopro talents renew their contract in July
you have 6 more months vesties

[Anonymous No.]

IS THAT A

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542741
i'd save the rating till i see the inside

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542933
That veiny cock?
Mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>500 degree, 550 degree needed to cook a pizza that small
what the fuck altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542834
How new? This is old news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542933
>Magnis stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542903
It's got a vein dude, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542903
Anonchama....

[Anonymous No.]

Magyume status?

[Anonymous No.]

i hope axel knows how to handle hot oil

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542790
STOP DOXXING ME

[Anonymous No.]

>Didn't even preheat the oven
>550
This is never going to end

[Anonymous No.]

the moment axel started pouring oil
gorimane instantly stood up

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542948
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542953
christ look at that VEIN

[Anonymous No.]

>dipped out on stream because of the buffering
>been reading the running comentary here while waiting for stream to finish to watch the VOD
>VOD's gonna get nuked
welp, time to wait for the archive

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542933
That's Vesper's dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542722
>>41542741
>>41542747
would actually eat and my taste palette is on the same level as bettel's

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542722
Home date with Axel.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542953
>If only you knew how bad things really are

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542975
didniduett4u

[Anonymous No.]

these fuckers have never cooked a pizza...
500 F is minimum

[Anonymous No.]

KELVIN????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542790
Me looking at Magni's dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542979
oh he knows how to handle oil :)

[Anonymous No.]

Someone is saving Axel's vod right?

[Anonymous No.]

>People saying it's meds
Lmao, cope harder. We all know that mental issues aren't real. It's just the new 'Im special' bs that people do for attention. Depression, Bipolar, manias, kek all made up for attention. If those are mental issues then being in the LGBT spectrum is a mental issue too. (Only correct answer to this post is 'yes, faggots are just retards.' any other answer is newfag/tourist cope.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542953
guess we know who fucked up the HQ kitchen now

[Anonymous No.]

>Wi-Fi stuttering
>Axel's reflection
>Magni's dick cookie
>Altare sets a house on fire

What if it was all part of a plan to scuff the anniversary stream in protest of Vesper's collab ban?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543000
They fixed the buffering ages ago anon

[Anonymous No.]

>500 degrees Kelvin
HOLY SHIT THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE TRYING TO KILL THEM

[Anonymous No.]

>all these retards in the chat telling him the temp is too high
WHY DID YOU LISTEN FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

This is why Axel has his own POV, so that we can still have the stream when he yabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543047
that's like 440F

[Anonymous No.]

GRANDMA AXEL LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>It snaps like my grandma's fuckin back
The running bit of him insulting his dead grandma is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543039
Meds

[Anonymous No.]

>Mane-chan is glaring at Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>It snaps so fucking clean, it snaps like my grandma's back
>It's okay... she's already passed out.. it's okay mane-chan

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING RECIPE USES KELVIN

[Anonymous No.]

>The fry snaps like your grandma’s fuckin back
Jesus Axel kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542933
why are you surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543000
should watch, stream is watchable now buffering is mostly gone

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel making fun of his dead Grandma

[Anonymous No.]

500F is FUCKING NORMAL
FUCK CHAT
STOP BACKSEATING IF YOU DON'T COOK REEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543044
yeah but I because I missed out on a a part of it live I'm going to wait to watch the whole thing. I don't like only seeing part of a stream and holopro as a whole disables DVR for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>Leader didn't preheat the oven while he was putting the toppings

They're all baka

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543077
you fucking retard don't reply

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543039
Sounds like someone forgot his meds

[Anonymous No.]

2 manechans wasn’t enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543039
anon, you're so insanely ignorant that you can't even comprehend nuanced discussions. Please let the adults talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>They snap clean like my grandma's back
>Nah it's okay, she's already dead
Axel really loves aping his grandma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543113
Jobber...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543039
This is your average schizophrenic everyone , it all starts with denial

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543011
>ywn feed a yume with your delicious burgers or 3-day chili

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542964
He's right. The way you get good crust is to bake it at 500F+ degrees to turn all the water in the dough into steam ASAP. If the dough isn't overworked it'll rise brilliantly and be crispy on the outside while being soft on the inside.
The whole point of pizza pans or pizza stones is because home ovens generally can't go high enough without them, which results in a "soggy bottom".

[Anonymous No.]

SPOON FEEDING MANECHAN
AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Leader went for the Ahhhh!

[Anonymous No.]

cute couple fighting

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543039
>>>/pol/
As someone who actually w

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543039
If mental illness isn't real then explain your post

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543064
real

[Anonymous No.]

why are they speaking over each other

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel feeding his manechan by hand AGAIN
STOP

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking chat full of NEETs who've never cooked in their lives. 550 for pizza is fine, you actually want hotter but it's not possible for home ovens.

[Anonymous No.]

Almond married couple argument, nice

[Anonymous No.]

>OPEN YOUR MOUTH

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542722
This is why he gets to fuck girls irl. Unlike the other 2 remaining members.

[Anonymous No.]

YUMES LOOK AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

god

[Anonymous No.]

this should've been 2 separate streams

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS

[Anonymous No.]

HOLDING HANDS

[Anonymous No.]

look at the fucking vein on that!

[Anonymous No.]

>he fed gorimane again
hang in there, sisters

[Anonymous No.]

heat kills all, don't even worry about it magni

[Anonymous No.]

>altare thats disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

THEY'RE FIGHTING.
THEY'RE FIGHTING.

[Anonymous No.]

THE PEPELONI?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542953

[Anonymous No.]

they're so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.]

OHHHH THE PEPELONI, PEPELONI

[Anonymous No.]

The most mature, adult member of HoloTempus HQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>41542722
I'll join in on Axel's harem if he feeds me

[Anonymous No.]

THE PEPELONI

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543137
they need every single manager from cover, both current and former, in that studio to handle axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543216
anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543241
AH YES
THE PEPELONI

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543225
LEWD LEWD LEWD

[Anonymous No.]

>LOOK AT YOUR GLOVES
>YOU'VE BEEN PICKING PEPPERONI UP WITH THEM

[Anonymous No.]

EAT IT DEZ, EAT IT!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543253
Unironically, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

The pepeloni

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to bed
God speed, anons, and god speed for the boys' stomachs

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

That cock is so fucking overt...

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI DEEPTHROATED ALTARE'S PEPPERONI

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL
STOP
DO NOT PICK UP A POT OF HOT OIL

[Anonymous No.]

AYO KEK

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

This stream became kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543228
I'm so fucking jealous I wish I had a cock vein

[Anonymous No.]

WHY ARE ALTARE AND MAGNI FLIRTING!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>HE DEEPTHROATED ME
SEX ON STRIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543280
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER DEEPTHROATING MAGNI ON STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543228
Literally me frfr

[Anonymous No.]

>HE DEEPTHROATED ME WITH HIS PEPPERONI
FUCKING HELL STOP HAVING SEX ON STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

FIREBALL TIME

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is definitely going to crowd his fries

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543253
Always have been.

[Anonymous No.]

THE OIL IS FUCKING SPLASHING JESUS CHRIST

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>HE DEEPTHROATED ME THE PEPPERONI
Feels good to be an Almond fujo tonight

[Anonymous No.]

I AM SCARE FOR AXEL'S SAFETY

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL IS GONNA FUCKING DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543272
THE NO ONE?

[Anonymous No.]

THIS is happening on stream??

[Anonymous No.]

>cold oil

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
ABAYO

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
ABAYO NIGGA

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is going to set the place on fire kek

[Anonymous No.]

someone please drawover axel as this
that fucking yell was perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
ABAYO KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
Yes. That is an accurate depiction of this night's events

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379

[Anonymous No.]

Did Magni even gag when Leader shoved the pepper into his throat kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
that's a weird way to eat a snack

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
ABAYO NIGGA!

[Anonymous No.]

Magni is getting drunk on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
o7

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no. What is Altare doing ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543399
>>41543405
>>41543417
He's drinking out of a beaker, that's all

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
JANNIES IS A PEPPELONI STICK

[Anonymous No.]

Magni is about to get drunk on stream from a single sip of alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543405
Gonna stay off this site once this stream is over anyways because of the incoming shitstorm, godspeed

[Anonymous No.]

Frying potatoes is absolutely a noob trap. They smell great but taste like nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
Magni is NOT consuming alcohol from a glass bottle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543412
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>axel clapping manechan cheeks live
>magni deepthroating leader's pepperoni live
THEY'RE ALL WHORES GOD DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
Vacation Time bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543453
Drinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
enjoy the vacation anon!

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL IS THINKING

[Anonymous No.]

Now I want some booze

[Anonymous No.]

INDIRECT KISS

[Anonymous No.]

Leader drinking the copium!!

[Anonymous No.]

COPIUM IS A HIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
Thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543461
I missed it, what's in the copium?

[Anonymous No.]

ALMOND INDIRECT KISS

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543039
LGBT is a mental issue according to International Classification of Disease. Homosexuality was written off it a few years ago. Gender dysphoria and the rest are still in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543439
of course not, they practiced last night

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL PUT THE POT OF HOT OIL DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE IS DRINKING ALCOHOL

[Anonymous No.]

Altare’s just playing with food now…

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
AIEEEEE FUJO YOU JUST CAME BACK FROM VACATION WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
Abayo nigga

[Anonymous No.]

THEY ARE FUCKING LIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543500
>>41543525
They're already sucking each other's dicks, that's literally nothing at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543379
that's a big flask he's chuggin

[Anonymous No.]

Wasn't leader weak to alcohol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543481
>>41543486
*Resets phone*

[Anonymous No.]

>>41543537
He's going to vomit, but the indirect kiss was worth it

[Anonymous No.]

Altare risking his alcohol allergy to drink from the dame straw as Dez

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>>41543562
korean genes, yep

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Please don't forget the pizza

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>>41543379
FUJO-CHAN STOP SUICIDING AIIEEEEEE

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>>41543587
From a single sip?

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I just got here. Is this a full off collab?

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>>41543562
That's the point, get altare drunk and fuck him later

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I wonder what Vanguard thinks watching the horrors of the process.

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>>41543562
They're all liars anon...professional goddamn liars

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>>41543379
F

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So the only one that hasn't finished is Altare with his Tempus pizza?

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>>41543618
He is very allergic, so possibly, yeah

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>>41543619
yeah, but gramps isn't there sadly

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>I <3 VG
HE HATES HQ

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>>41543142
Psychiatry is not a real science nor a branch of medicine. It's an offshoot of psychology which is itself based on philosophy; all of which deals with the mind. You CANNOT treat issues of the mind with medical(physical) treatment. Looks like you're the ignorant one here. The real nuance of mental illness is that it's primarily determined by your environment and how you were taught to deal with said environment, if at all. Now sit the fuck down or join the suicide statistic