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>>4139174I LOVE AME
TakaMori was a mistake by Cover.
Rate Dante designs
>Gura losing to the first bossSHE'S JUST LIKE ME
I love Ina!
LOST TO MISSION 2, CALLED IT
>>41393024 > 3 > 1 > 2 >>>>> 5 >>>>>> Pinnacle of Combat >>>>>>> DmC
>1 down>2 to go
>Gura acts smug about not being filtered>Happens anywaysAh yes, I've been waiting for this all week.
>>4139185>not adding E for ENAFFthrow yourself in the trash
2 MORE TO GO
I may be an ESL, but the general lack of commas here still infuriates me.Maybe you ran out of them? Here you go anons.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Please use them sparingly.
did guns always do that much damage?
>Gura actually got an accidental just release on the bossSasuga, rhythm shark
So how many hours will she be stuck at Agni and Rudra?
>THEY ARR ROOK SAMEGOORAH NO
>i'm sharing a thread with newfags who didn't even know about squeeze
>No one's going to tell her about all the cool shit you can't do in 5 like surfing enemies and wall runOkay then frauds
I love my shark daughterwifemommygrandmaexwifesexfriendactualfriend and I'm happy she's having fun
Watching GaaGawr GuuGura get a sweet taste of Dante at his coolest as she wishes to play DMC3 for a whole 10 hours, but she already can't contain her excitement after seeing that amazing starting scene. Also she picked Royal Guard and is not using Royal Guard, that's the dumb shark we know and love, this is gonna be great...While Pekora's still fighting battles around the world as she's looking for that final monster to befriend before her 35 Monster challenge is finished. There's a 1/256 of her getting it so...pray to the gacha gods Pekora.While Watame had a minor chip eating break but she's back now to work on her UBER SHEEP Topography once more while laughing at her chat because they lost Jankenpon.While Astel is literally fulfilling his furry desires as he's playing a little mamoset looking character as he's off to murder creatures in Biomutant.So friends, where we at?
How will Gura pee and poop in this long stream?
What difficulty is she even playing on?
which orb is getting the best head
>>4139343I would never download a comma.
>>4139254I support the theory of Gura's wave-particle duality.>>41393024>2=1>3>5
>already forgot how to change stylesThis is literally the one thing this version adds, please...
>>4139343I'm an EFL and fuck people who don't use commas.
>>41393025 > 2 > 3 > 1 > 4
>>4139254You don't know? Gura has multiple VAsThey swap in for each other whenever one gets tired, that way they can maximize contentAny time you think you're getting a real personality behind the character it's all fake, all kayfabe"Gawr Gura" is literally just a fictional character played by multiple voice actors
>>4139203Hey, same too!
It's me, El Oyente. Yesterday, I took Ina to the land of restful sleep and healthy gaming habits. Today, I made sure she would take a break by replacing her capture card with a vibrator.
>>4139312I love Ina too!
>>4139371right here, ayamefriend!
>easy mode is now availableHere it comes...
>>41393024 > 3 > 5 > the rest >>>>>>>> DmC
>You're in the club and this guy slaps your oshi's ass. What do you do?
>>4139349Earlygame enemies are just super weak. Gun damage falls off as you progress. They're actually weaker in DMC3 than they were in 1 and (lol) 2.
JGHFWVergilchads, how >we doing?
i'm going to uohhhpost and you can't stop me!
I don't get gura's problem with tutorial retention. Do you guys struggle with that?
>>41393022>4>3>1>5I think Uncle Dante in 4 had the most fitting design for his character, but I fucking loved 2's costume.
>Whao! You guys totally wrecked my shop!
>Free Style>Doesn't switch styles>Doesn't use stylesWhy is she like this?
>>4139359I prefer to forget.
>>4139359different hours, different people.I wake up early because of her
>>4139395Tell her she's bad and that she should learn to Guard that pushover already
>>4139408Please andastant she is shork
>>4139371Right here, Ayamebro! Watching Gura NOT use Royal Guard!
>>41393764>rest. I miss orb posting.
>>4139339there is no E on DMC
>>4139359That was a shitty fucking thing I prefer to not see ever again
>>4139373She's wearing a diaper
This is the first Gura stream I've watched in months
GURA THIS IS NOT DMC2
>>4139373she said she's going to take breaks
>>4139384Its not multiple va's, its more like the mod soul from bleach
GURA FUCKING SUCKS
>2 down>1 to go
>>4139403Streamer brain, reduces IQ by 30 points
>>4139302All of them are fucking dogshit and the series sucks. Don't reply if you disagree I will not read it or reply.
>>4139378>>4139384there is no multiple guras
>>4139395Get CUH RAZY
>"I wanna use royal guard">dodges all the clearly telegraphed attacks
Gura you retard you HAD him!
reminder if you ever interacted with gura you are on his list
One more until Easy Mode is selectable
PREDICT HOW FAR SHORK'S MAKIN IT TODAY
M-maybe it's time to stop playing Royal Guard Gura and go with Gunslinger, since you seem to like them a lot
If she's going to dodge she just use trickster
I DODGED THAT
>36 minutes in>already screechingHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT'S TWOBut also holy shit, she's getting better fast
SHES LEARNING slowly
>>4139441same desusucks to be EU
It's amazing how she fails to recognize how he'll keep parrying unless you stop attacking for a second.
>>4139434What the hell were they thinking for DMC4's beta?
>>4139459doesnt help that her usual IQ is relatively low
DATS TCHOO GOOWA
>guns only playthroughDMC 2 CONFIRMED
This is going to be a long stream...
she is already getting tilted this will be great
using royal guard is a mistake
She blocked a lot that time...
>2 Deaths already>First boss>Easy modeI love this shark
"Easy mode is now available" when?
/v/ is here early i see...
>>4139371Right here, honey!
There's no way you can actually be filtered by this guy, right? Gura's just messin around for the laughs, yeah?
>>4139402UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY ToT
Cerberus filter bros...
She's doing way better than Subaru did at the start which I am kinda surprised about
>Wants to use RG>Doesn't use RG>Wants to dodge>Doesn't use Trickster Goodah...
[Sad news] Gura has already died twice to the first boss despite picking Royal Guard style.
>song: fight like a man
SHE'S LEARNING NOTHING
JWP did I miss Gura unlocking easy mode?
"I wanna use royal guard!">doesn't use royal guard on the single most royal guardable attack in the gameGura pls
>>4139373brief intermissions. she wants to do 3 so i'm assuming she'll take one bathroom break after 4 hours of streaming, then another after 3 hours, and another after 2.
>>4139402she's using the pro controller update your pictures artists
>>4139509next deathshe'll probably beat the boss this time though
>>4139402Why would I stop you?
>>4139524subaru didn't start on easy
>>4139530Already unlocked, but she'd be a death away anyways!
How long until she learns how to camera?
>>4139388Fuck off or else you'll turn from Listener to Lwastener.
>>4139523Uuuuooooohhhhhhhh CUNNY CUNNY CUNNNNY I WANT IT I NEED IT.
>>4139496JOP purease undastandu
>>4139524Gura already played through 5, which is more than Subaru did. I'd be surprised if she was worse than a total newbie.
>>4139551You can’t start on easy dumbass
ANOTHER PERFECT GUARD
>>4139469i thought he retired
look at those parrys
Gura. Switch off of royal guard if you are not going to use royal guard already.
>>4139455We know she sucks at everything but rhythm games. I mean she told us in her debut
>yeah guys I know you're fighting this guy but I need to carry this mini nuclear bomb, don't mind meWhat the fuck is that deadbeat problem?
Gura's pussy is so tight it would feel like a fleshmade vice grip clenching, she would feel every individual vein pressing on her inner walls due to how tight her tunnel is
>>4139434wasn't there a game journalist or something that complained about dmc5 calling them dismal?
Death #3 coming soon?
I finally caught a Gura stream. She spent 3 hours dying to the first boss and then fell asleep live on stream. Great entertainer she is!
>>4139395Fuck off Not-Mori.
>>4139577How is she supposed to level it up then?
SEE THE MIRROR, YOU'LL SEE A FOOL
>>4139551Did Gura start on easy? Also Subaru changed to Easy almost as soon as she was given the choice so nice try
Lads I need your advice. Tomorrow will probably be the only day this week where I will get to play some vidya. Do I play:>FE3H>Atelier Ryza 2>DQ11or>Buy DMCV for the PC
IM A FAGGOT ASS SEANIGGER
PREDICT HOW MANY TIMES GURA WILL DIE FOR CERBERUS
>>4139574that´s what he wants you to believebut a true guardian never rests
Here it comes easymodebros
>>4139403Yes, tho not as bad. I typically absorbed most the info and just figure out the rest as I go. I rely on muscle memory a lot.t. chumbud
Why didn't she just block?
She's getting decent fast
>>4139569Are you sure? Because guns deal way too much damage here. Literally DMC 2 levels.
what are these styles for
>>4139373So far I don't think she has had to pee at all during her streams. Even her 2 6+ hours streams she never stopped to use the bathroom. This girls bladder is strong
>she got that close to EZ modewhew...
OH NONONONO SHUBA DON'T LOOK
SHE DID IT
She almost died AGAIN.
So are the styles similar to the DMC5 styles?Does Royal guard even block properly, and does sword master augment movesets?
>>4139604>Did Gura start on easy?you can't
Cerberus filter bros, today we eat shark
SHE ACTUALLY DID IT AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>4139577She never used in 5 and she’s trying to learn it now
This is the second level...
EZ mode denied
>>4139613KNEELNAKED DOGEZAA P O L O G I Z E
>>4139607DQ11 so you can be ready for the anniversary stream announcements
ENTER YAB NAME TOWER
GURA IS BETTER THAN SUBARU CONFIRMED
I've never played DMC is 3 hard or is Gura really bad?
Behold, the Temen-Ne-gro
Victory by a thread
Ame is awake!
NO EASY MODE YET
>>4139550>>4139523>>4139402cunny posters i kneel
ENTER TEMEN NIGGER
>>4139604Yeah she also didn't play DMC 5 before that.
What is the fucking autism of virgin with rising big tower object in middle of the city?
>>4139638Her bladder is just like mine!WE ARE
Why use royal guard if she won't even try to learn it?
>>4139609shut the fuck up, you're not even the real treerat
>>4139628Yes I’m sure, easy is only unlocked after dying 3 times
>>4139607Dmcv pc, hard mode and ifirit only
>>4139649It was easy to use in 5 because it didn't penalize you as badly.She's going to have a bad time, she should use trickster instead.
Better than Subaru, but Subaru found out the bounce thing much quicker.
>>4139667It's hard, dmc 3 normal mode is 5 hard mode
>>4139667DMC 3 is hard but Gura is also badt. Also took time against the first boss
AME IS ALIVE
KNEEL TO GURASHE IS DESTROYING THIS GAME
Continuing counting posts of past threads.Results up to OP >>4139174: /hlgg/ has had 1535 threads, 16 deaths, 2320614 posts, and /vt/ post ratio of 56.1%Data https://pastebin.com/8gHwy7AY
>>4139343The actual ESL problem that scares me due to its growing presence is:>oh he didnt died yet>she did already ate a meal >unfortunately she didnt did that well>did you had a good time?STOP IT, PLEASE STOP ITPlease stop conjugating verbs after "do/did/doesn't/didn't", it even sounds awkward and wrongLeave those verbs in the infinitive form like>oh he didnt die yet>she did already eat a meal>unfortunately she didnt do that well>did you have a good time?I feel like this new gross-sounding grammar is becoming more and more commonplace because it's being spread on the internet and nobody ever tries to point it out or correct it
>>4139687Gura also doesn't know how to play DMC5
I FUCKING HATE WHALES
no daddy dande so no ddlgshe hates it
>>4139688Compensating for Dante's stupidity
I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED
SHE LOVES VERGILVERGILBROS WE'RE IN
>Is that a whale?Oh fuck, i forgot about the whale
OH NO NO NO NO...VERGILBROS...
>>4139645Yes, all the styles essentially do the exact same thing as in 5 with only a few tweaks.How Royal Guard works is that you can just hold it down for a shitty block but if you don't time it properly you lose health for blocking and barely get any gauge to counterattack. You have to tap it right when you get hit to 'properly' guard to take no damage and much more gauge to do a fuckton of damage by releasing it but that also makes it way easier to fuck up and take full damage instead.
i missed the first 30 mins how was it?
>>4139705>damage D>destroying the game
>BSharkWhat does it mean?
>>4139688Plz understand, he just had sex and though it was a good idea
>>4139688You should come to realize you cannot control the autism of Sparda.
>>4139722WE ARE THE STORM THAT IS APPROCHING
since gura likes dante, do you think she'd like adventure era sonic? ...or would that make her too horny?
GURA YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
Gura made the mistake of thinking that Royalguard is as easy to use as it is in DMC5.
>>4139690shes definitely trying. Shes tossing out random guards here and there
>>4139722STUPID VOICE BROS WE'RE FINALLY ACCEPTED
>>4139707ok I'm starting to worry we were at 56.3% yesterday wtf is happening
wtf is edifice
>>413970756%bros... it's almost over...
>>41396673 is the hardest game in the series
>>4139645Yes, it's basically the same. Royal Guard is far more risk reward in 3 though.>failure to perfectly guardDMC3 = Damage, if it's a boss you get staggered as wellDMC5 = Lose DT, then take damage instead if you don't have enough
>>4139702>1st anniversaryI can't believe Lo-fi is married...
>What's that? Temen Knee-Grow?
>Teme-Nig-RuGURA PLEASE DONT PLAY AROUND WITH WORDS TODAY, PLEASE
>>4139688Vergil is unironically the brother that isn't a vergin
>>4139645yeah its pretty much the same expect you need to level them up by killing shitin 5 and 4 you use orbs for thatroyal guard only fully block the damage if its a perfect block, otherwise you take chip damage, in 5 it would drain your devil trigger.
>>4139753Never heard of it
>He sounds the sameOH NO VERGILBROS
>*Whispering* "He sounds the same"
>>4139713She's at least familiar with it. Pretty much all combos are activated in the same way as in DMC5.
>he sounds the same...VIRGILBROS...
>>4139574He hasn't posted since the retirement. Doesn't mean he stopped, just that updates aren't forthcoming.
ALREADY BULLYING HIM ON THE FIRST LINE OF DIALOGUE
She still bullies virgil
>>4139694Well she’s stubborn and I think she can get it done with practice
WTF WHY IS SHE MAKING FUN OF MY BOY VERGILUNSUBBED
SHE LAUGHED AT HIS VOICE AGAIN....
>>4139645yeah, dante's moveset in 4 and 5 is based off 3style switching got retroactively added to 3 for the port based off 4 though
>>4139707Watching us recline in real time is agony.
SHES STILL LAUGHING AT HIS VOICE
God Vergil is so fucking cool
It's over verginkeks...
>>4139709Idk what's the difference between these
VERGILKEKS BTFO ONCE AGAIN
Fuck you Gura
VERGILKEKS KEEP LOSING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How do you say cute and funny in spanish?
I LOVE VERGIL SO FUCKING MUCH BROS
Holy shit it's the Light Rail Avenger!
While you were having wacky woo hoo pizza times I was studying the blade!
VERGILKEKS STAY LOSING
>Why is he so overpowered?T-that's his whole character Gura...
Nerokeks don't look...
>Still making fun of Vergil OHNONONONONO VERGILKEKS
>Gura makes fun of weeb vergil
>>4139707The fucking dramafags are overtaking us....
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1396899863179108353Sorry I want to watch my wife play DMC
>i studied the bladeshe is bullying us again
>katana boiHe's not getting any respect for the shark, is he?
>>4139403Depends on the game. I can totally get being unable to remember mechanics in most games which are not basic FPS/TPS until I internalize them through gameplay.
please don't bully nero, he's a good boy who tries his best
devil tower needs more power
>I studied the blade hu hahaOH NONO VERGILKEKS
thank you Ame
He's slick with it tho
Is Cerberus after this mission?
>HE STUDIED THE BLADEoh god
Virgil cucks just can't stop losing. Fucking lmao
Reminder Gura only makes fun of Vergil because he reminds her of herself.
Vergilbros...i think he's really not bad huh...
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1396899863179108353?s=19https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1396899863179108353?s=19https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1396899863179108353?s=19Apex is moved to later
Vergil is "studied the blade" level in her mind
Fucking Enigma, jesus fuck these stupid arrow shooting pieces of shit.
GURA LAUGHS AT VERGIL CAUSE HE'S SQUEAKY LIKE HER
God, seeing Vergil like this again now is so cool. Before he went through so much shit. He's so different after all of it in 5.
>>4139804while Ame move her apex stream I Studied the Blade
>>4139802tierna y graciosa
>>4139804she needs to help ina with her capturecardplz andastand
Gura WILL get filtered on cerberus
>>4139809She already said she'd move yesterday, it'll be after the member's stream.
Hey Vergil boys you doing okay? Gura's still making fun of you did you know what? You're still a cringy weeb katana boy who doesn't hold up to Dante's coolness. How does that make you feel huh? Are you gonna cry?
I JUST WOKE UP LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>4139844Vergil is the definition of studied the blade and teleports behind you, that's why we love him.
I love Vergil so much, stop making me mad Gura.
Enter one of the most annoying fuckers in the game
Another stream of laughing at Vergilfags
Just tuned in has gura realized the numbers before each mission?
>>4139434>DMC2: A>Are you ready?Why are you asking me this? Of course im ready, i'm already in the middle of a 20 hit combo. No wonder DMC2 is trash
VERGILSHITTERS B T F ONICE """""""""""POWER"""""""""""" YOU GOT THERE, KEK
>>4139836Cerberus is Mission 3's boss.
>>4139796You don't know WHAT the difference IS between those, you meanESL
>>4139820>>4139821Why does Ame think we want streams earlier in the day? Morning streams fucking suck.
>>4139844Yeah, he's great
>>4139875As the god intended.
>>4139844But that exactly what he is
>Shoots>Doesn't blockbut why play royalguard?
Is she actually learning how to Royal Guard? Good shark...
NOOOOOOO HOW CAN THIS BE VERGRILBROS? IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TIME
She needs to die again to unlock easy mode?
>>4139736>he doesn't knowhttps://files.catbox.moe/rkwu0p.mp4you're welcome
>>4139754Mori threads from Coco collab.
>>4139804I'm glad. I didn't want to have to make the choice.
Simple platforming. The great filterer.
>>4139434>DMC:PoCWhy can't chinks into style names?
>>41399083 times at the same area
Anyone else playing along with her?
>>4139907She's not cancelling bro, just playing after the members stream.
>>4139892Probably out of consideration for other time zonesI feel like I've heard a lot of EU teamates in these threads not too thrilled with her stream times, being quite late for 'em or something
>>4139918Who even makes and posts in those threads
>>4139889I guess :/
>>4139892Speak for yourself. 1 hour from now is the perfect stream start time for a chad like me
frustrated Gura is so cuteFromsoft permissions when?
>>4139903not very smart
>>4139936Yuros don't watch streams
in another timeline... Vergil is the one Gura is in love with...NOT DANTE
>Knock, Knock, Dante's Here!Fucking kek I never caught that bit of text the first few times I played
>>4139936Fuck Europe. They suck.
>>4139929I was but it was too distracting. I'd rather just watch for now.
Chumbuds your oshi is going to suffer for 10 hours.
>>4139434>C: Crazy>A: AlrightWhat does this mean
>>4139936It's LITERALLY 2 HOURS LATE OR 2 HOURS TOO EARLY, NOTHING IN BETWEEN. HOLY SHIT
>>4139938Dramafags, shitposters, and newfags that take bait
>>4139823>>4139826>>4139832>>4139837>>4139837I mean he did you can't do all that if you didn't
>>4139948they had them at one point but they're gone now
>>4139921Oh boy, can't wait for the cube room.
Uh huh, the game is a paid actor, of course.
>>4139844Yeah it's fucking great
Gura is going to mispronounce Temenigru
Watame is talking about Calli btw
Gura will ship DantexLady and none of you will be able to do shit
>>4139938shitposters, niji/vshit shills, dramafags. The narratives tossed around in such threads are stupidly stale.
>>4139913Yeah she always said it but maybe it was a joke I didn't get because I'm dumb
>Change the cameraAHAHAHAHA!
>>4139953>>4139956Suck my dick fatsos
>how do I move the camera again?lol lmao
>>4139707My oshi is reclining...
>>4139936Fuck them. If I can manage with less sleep the others can too.
>She's changed to TricksterThank fuck
>>4139971What's she saying? I turned her off for Gura because I'm going to be multitasking after the first hour or two
>>4139960hearing her scream makes me horni
Why does Gura's left eye spaz out so much?
>>4139966I don't think so, that was pre-permissions when Aqua speedrun Sekiro
>>4139974She ships DantexHerself
Gura what the fuck
DIED TO THE DOOR HAND
THERE IT IS
I unironically can't wait for Calli to play more Everhood. I love that game.
EASY MODE IS NOW SELECTABLE
>dying to a door
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
DIED TO THE FUCKING DOOR>EASY MODE IS NOW SELECTABLEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>killed by the fucking door
THERE WE GO BOYS
TO A FUCKING PUZZLE
>SHE DIED TO THE FUCKING DOOR
there it is
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
THERE IS IT
EASY MODE UNLOCKED
HOLY SHIT DEATH BYY DOOOR
Easy mode is now selectable.
that was the absolute best way for this to happen
A FUCKING DOOR
>killed by a fucking door>Easy mode is now selectable
Back from work, I see gura defeated the first filter, did she learn how or was it luck? or is she in easy mode?
That didn't take long.
>KILLED BY THE FUCKING DOOR
OH MY FUCKING GOD
EASU MODE ON NOTHING
It's funny every time
GET FUCKED CHUMBUDS IS THIS YOUR OSHI!?!?!?!?
HOLY SHIT IM DYING
MY FUCKING SIDES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is the funniest easy mode is now selectable I have seen
>>4140002she is on crack
>lost to doorNEVER CHANGE GURA
>DYING TO THE FUCKING DOOR TO GET EASY MODE
Gooruh...My sides flew into orbit with that timing
>DIED TO THE FUCKING DOOREASY MODE IS NOW SELECTABLE
That has got to be the lamest Easy mode unlock ever...
Easy modo'ed by a fucking door.
SHE GOT IT FROM THE FUCKING DOORAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GURA KEKTHIS IS GOING TO BE A GREAT DAY
>>4139948I would fucking die for Gura Souls. There's no way she enjoys it as much as DMC but watching her work her way through it would still be a fucking experience. I live to see this shark one day tank Nito in full havels and then exclaim in frustration "THATS IT?!"
Of all the fucking ways to unlock it, kek
holy shit i'm dying
That's such a perfectly Gura way to unlock Easy Mode.
>filtered by a door
LOST TO A DOOR
A FUCKING DOORKEK
Gura.... the wall enables easy modo......
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GURA I'M FUCKING DYING
>How long until easy mode is now selectable
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHERE IT IS
THE FUCKING DOOR
This easy mode selectable was amazing. Just like Gura.
anyone got a link to that website / blog of a white dude living in japan talking about how retarded the japanese are? He also went jobless once and had to go to a job center and met this big tittied japanese woman.
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? EASY MODO?
>killed by a doorfucling kek
>Easy mode is now selectable.
That is easily the best "easy mode is now selectable" I've ever seen. Yes that includes Pat's.
BARELY AN HOUR IN, ALREADY A KINO MOMENT
>Easy mode unlock moment is with the fucking spooky hand blocking the way Underwhelming, but not entirely unexpected
>>4139967That fucking room was a breeze my first playthrough, and then I spent an hour in DMD. I don't understand
EEEEEHHH? EASY MODO??
REVENGE OF THE DOOR
>EZ modo Kimoi'd by a FUCKING PUZZLE
>>4140014Yeah, the game was fun and the stream was enjoyable
>>4140064she was dodging stuff to be fair, but it was mostly luck
Only Gura would have the comedic timing to unlock Easy Mode after dying to a GODDAMN DOOR PUZZLE.
>she beat the first boss?>slam it.
Please don't make fun of me for unlocking easy mode by unlocking the door, huaha
>>4139875Can't wait when Vergil starting make laugh at Gura
>That is such Gawrbage.
A door killed this.
Gura is exceptionally cute today
WE CAN'T KEEP WINNING LIKE THIS VERGIL BROS!
That's it? That's what you guys was hyping up?
>not Vergil>not Agni & Rudra>not Gigapede>not Cerberus>a fucking door
for cute happy married couple
i'm glad I was here to witness this piece of history
I finished this game 15 years ago when I was a brat, but it looks so fucking difficult how the fuck did I do it
>this exaggerated fake reaction to easy modewow, your oshi sure is entertaining...
I fucking can't holy fucking shit
EVEN WORSE THAN PAT
>>4139707Split threads are starting to take over...
Gura please... I can't...
>>4140157I KEEP TELLING YOU YOU ARE SPELLING HER LAUGH WRONG YOU FUCK
>>4140154>Door, I thought we were past thisHow does she do it?
Another fucking deathJesus just use easy mode
>Filters your oshi
>>4140166Usually easy mode isn't triggered by a fucking door you know?
>>4140182still better than mori barely reacting to a game for 3 hours straight
>>4139999Wants to go out eating with Calli, wonder what she likes to do (when going out).
That was fun
This guy filtered your oshi. Say something to him.
A fucking DOOR
peak comedic timing
USE TRICKSTER PLEASE SHE'S GONNA SUFFER SO MUCH
I don't get it, what's so funny about the game offering the choice to switch to easy mode after a certain amount of deaths?
>>4140129>She is progressing?>Unlock it
WOW you get this much rank by blocking the arrows? wtf
>>4140014frankly I thought that game play loop looked a bit boring and the music was mediocre at best.Is there something I am not seeing there?
>take a screenshot of the moment>that prophet in the chat before it happened
>>4140118>>4140081will sbfp always be associated with dmc3?
Gura please level up Trickster and Swordmaster instead.
>>4140182What are you even talking about
>>4140208fine by me now i get to watch more of gooruht. chummate
I died to the door as wellIs not that predictable anyways
>>4140182>he doesn't know about the door historyYou don't watch Gura, also you're the same all lowercase nigger that was seething yesterday.
>>4140195We've been at 56% pretty much the entire history of the board, dipshit.
>>4140221ATLUS PLEASE GIVE PERSONA 3 PERMISSIONS GUH
It was quintesential Gura Kino.
>>4140215Watch her streams, don't read the threads
>>4140227Dying = being badDying to a fucking DOOR is peak comedy.
I love this retard
>>4140221Door-Kun I kneel
>lost to the symbol of PROGRESS
Vergil is that one kid who said he studied the blade and in fact did
>>4140240Insert Name-sama, I kneel
>>4140227shut up assburger
>>4140161waterring has a really nice art style
>>4140241I hope.I just want to go home bros
>>4140227it means you suck dick at it and the game is making fun of you after giving you easy mode
>>4140240this will be highlight of the stream
the door was sent by vergil
>>4140243Royal Guard starts being good at level 2 though.
>>4140227It's perceived as an extremely disrespectful and insulting statement from the game, aspergerchama
>>4140235Its a game that gets better and better as it goes. New gameplay mechanics get introduced, the story gets more engaging, and the music in the 2nd half is ALL bangers.
>>4140245She knew people were looking forward to easy mode, so she had to pretend to be surprised and upset by it when it happened.
>>4140227You have autism
I love Kiara!
>>4140286I'm sure Gura will make full use of Royal Guard.
List of offical enemies of Chumbuds>Dolphins>Orcas>The guy who handles Gura's order at mcdonalds>Doors
>>4140227How do you manage to breath?
ENTER CAYOTE 8
>>4140182fucking tourists, man
>>4140277The way she tries to censor herself is cute.
>I will do more EU streams from now onAme is tired of her fat and poor US fans...
>>4140227The giant screen freeze with big text is somewhat insulting
>>4140300How fucking new are you that barracuda wasn't the first one on the list
>Stripper poleGURA GET ON THERE
>>4140277Pure gold.Thanks anon.
>>4140300GURA RELATIONS WITH THE POWERS OF HOLOLIVEFriends: KFPs, Takos, Teamates, DeadbeatsAllies: Pioneers, Watamates, FBK friends, Matuli, Melfriends, Mel friends, TortelliniNeutral: everyone elseRivalry: NousagisEnemies: Riggers, doxxniggers, antis, schizos, referees, numberfags, DOORS
>>4140313This door is extremely aesthetically pleasing
Cahm on Gooruh Ame delayed her own stream so I can now completely focus on yours!
>>4140277Sides in orbit
>>4140329I'm not new just retarded and forgetful much like Gura
>>4140300You forgot one, barracuda.
gura unlocking easy mode by dying to a door is peak comedyNO ONE could've predicted this
>>4140313why did he do it bros?
I hope Capcom never turns off the easy mode notifications in their games. RE2R and RE3R both offer you easy mode after you die a couple times on Standard.
>>4140292Wtf are you on? She died to a damn door. Of course she was like WTF.
>>4140227Having the game offer it to you when it wasn't even available before is seen as a smack in the face to folks with a lot of confidence saying "You need it."
>>4140292yeah, but I doubt she expected to get it after dying to a fucking door
>>4140325I will not donate to her EU friendly streams.
>>4140277Unironically this is cute and funny at the same time. A door kek
I knew you could buffer stinger into million stab but I could never mash fast enough
>>4140340I guess that's fair, they say the fanbase reflects the oshi
>>4140358That's ok I'll make up for the 50 ARS she's losing
What was it again? This games normal is Japan's hard and easy mode is their normal?
>>4140358You didn't donate anyway.
>>4140277Should have included the door rant, that was good improv
>>4140300Don't forget, fucking apple juice wagies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>4140256Shut the fuck up retard, don’t talk to me.
>>4140300barracuda hands typed this
>>4140227It means that you're so fucking bad that the game has to hold your hand just so you can have a chance at completing it. It also mostly happens during a boss fight and you can interpret it as the boss taunting you for being shit.
>you don't even need 2 jumps to get theregura...
>>4140325>implying i care about charity>or that i'm a teamate
>>4140300Orcas are dolphins
>>4140374I thought that was only in the original PS2 version?
>>4140182Gura has a history with doors and she doesn't like to be babied like DMC4
>didn't bother using Royal Guard in DMC5, the easiest game to RG in>insists on using Royal Guarding in DMC3, the game that requires frame perfect inputs to RGWhy is she like this?
Gura... they're just trash mobs.
Gura's getting worse lmao
Doesn't style switching trivialize DMC3?
She's gonna clear this game, right...?
>>4140240>imagineMy fucking sides
>9 hours of gura getting her ass handed to her and getting tiltedi sure know how to pick 'em
Kek holy shit Gura
>>4140221>>4140257>>4140266>>4140291>>4140297They still didn't fix this
Wall jump hard...
Is she doing worse than Flare?
>already trying to avoid enemiesGURA?!
Is the game still on normal?
>>4140374I think that was just in vanilla DMC3, not in the Special Edition
will Gura ever like Vergil?
24HOUR PLAYTHROUGH HERE WE COME
>>41393025>4>3>2>1he looks cool when he's old
How is she still so bad? Didn't she already clear 5? The basics are thefucking same!
>uses guns on melee enemies>Insists on getting into close range on ranged enemies standing on hard to reach platformswhy is gura like this?
I don't know about this brosShe's not gonna make it far in 12 hours...
>Taishang Kaitian holds the talisman, the imperial calendar, contains the true body, the Jinque Yun Palace, the nine domes, the imperial calendar, the Wandao Wuwei Avenue, the Ming Palace, the Haotian Jinque Supreme Jade Emperor, forgives sins.Is Gura getting chinese spammers, or that pasta somehow from the game?
>>4140300you're forgetting the juice box man
>>4140292Autism is your superpower friend, don’t let it get you down that you can’t understand people
>>4140277how do you recorded, it's impossible
>>4140375That is correct.
>>4140374Thats only in the original Dante's Awakening, Special Edition is like normal
>>4140414She already does.
>>41404215 is way easier and she played 5 on easy mode
>>4140393DMC3 and DMC5 had the same RG frames right? Difference in 5 is that it eats DT instead of chipping your health, iirc in 4 it was 1 frame to perfect guard.
>>4140414GURA HETES VIRGINS
Is she playing on easy ?
GURA WAS ON THE STRIPPER POLE FOR A HALF SECOND UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>4140292Ah, so you're telling me she perfectly orchestrated that whole interaction and intended to die to the door to perfectly bait out the dumbest and comedic way to get the easy mode is selectable message, not even including perfectly tracking her deaths to get it to pop up right at that time? Great analysis pal
Don't worry, she's just pretending to be bad so that she can ensure the game lasts long enough to beat the EN streaming time record
>>4140421she cleared it on easy
>>41393764 would have passed as ITOCTCK's cover had it not been an egg
>>4140429DMCfags? Your input?
>still trying to learn royal guardNGMI
>>4140350Everything past the "are you fucking kidding me" felt fake and forced to me, especially lingering on the easy mode screen. I guess it's good that she's making sure she's entertaining for her fans through 'twitch acting' or whatever, but it felt pretty transparent to me. I still need to go to the pharmacy to pick up my new meds for schizo, so I can't take them yet.
>>4140426yeah this looks like a 20hours playthrough
>>4140421I don't think you watched her play DMC5 anon...
>>4140413>>4140389>>4140374>>4140444So anyone who played and beat it when it came out did it on hard mode without knowing
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
AND I SAY
I SAID HEY
>>4140393Rg frames in dmc 3 and 5 are the same, it's dmc 4 which has shorter window.
WHAT'S GOING ON
>>4140481Doesn't she have the TTRPG stream in 26 hours or so?
HEMAN BROS? IT'S OUR TIME!
>>4140490>>4140500Dudul said he would animate the entire thing if she sang the thing in karaoke.
I’ve not played DMC3, are there any checkpoints in a mission?
Choose>almost dead, tired Guraor>super MEGA excited Gura (current one)You can't have a middle one OR one that doesn't stink.
>>4140421>he thinks 5 is comparable in difficulty to 3fucking kek
>>4140227The humor is that you're so poor at the game that rather than unlocking a high difficulty - which is a normal conceit - you unlock a low one. The developers are mocking your lack of skill.
>>4140457Her initial reaction was real, but she dragged it out too far.
>"Maybe if I smile and sing, the hurting will stop"
>>4140490Fucking fast kek
I SAID HEYWHAT'S GOING ON
>>4140512>implying she'll play for more than 10 hours
Imagine if baby Gura was playing DMC instead of Barbie Horse Adventure.
>>4140512Perfect, Dante and Virgil will be fresh in her mind
>>4140529Stop posting pictures of me.
Place your bets on how many hours it will take her to beat Cerberus
>>4140526Yes, they're called gold orbs.
>>4140535>this was 11 years ago
>>4140531I started out with 3 bro. She didn't reach the actual filter yet.
>>4140496The OC really makes these threads worth it all
>>4140538You don't have to listen to all the voices in your head, schizochama
>>4140512i mean total, obviously she'll take a break
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1396904231022391297?s=19THEY ARE THEY ARE THEY ARE AAAAAA
This stream already peaked less than an hour in how the fuck is one supposed to manage with the rest of the 10 hours
>>4140557>>4140561>>4140562>>4140563>>4140566>>4140567>>4140571Calm your collective tits, /u/schizos
>>4140553I'm dying, we're barely one hour in
>tfw your only acomplishment to /hlgg/ was introducing puzzles to the threads
>>4140569unironically expecting first or second try
>>4140414but she teases people she likes.
>tank you ameTHEY ARETHEY AREEE
>>4140496A FUCKING DOOR
>AME MENTIONTHEY ARE
She's so cute bros, I just wish she should stream more in this time slot.
>>4140571>>4140567>>4140566>>4140562Fucking hell I thought Gurame was a fucking joke. Jesus she's seeing her for the first time or something
>>4140561How come Ame can only express her love for Gura like this through text? Is she autistic?
>Gura repliedTHEY ARE
whats happening with the reuben cameo guy?
Someone post the Ichiban soundpost please
>>4140421She played it over a week ago, she forgot everything by now, anon.
I want to PUNCH /u/ friends!!!!
>>4140481That means I'll go to sleep listening to Gura, wake up listening to Gura, work while listening to Gura, all in one stream!
>>4140529Hearing both sides is why I love Matsuri, so why dont you also do that
>IMA CHARGIN MA-
THEY FUCKING ARE
>I'mma charging my ebbubbubuah
>>4140553GURA PERSONA 3 WHEN?
>>4140514She uses to much lock on
i want sexWITH GURA
>AME CUTETHEY ARE
THEY ARE THEY ARE THEY AREWHEN THEY OFFCOLLAB THEY WILL LITERALLY HAVE SEX THEY WILL DRINK SOMETHING TOGETHER AND GET A BIT TIPSY AND BEFORE THEY KNOW IT THE CLOTHES COME OFF AND THEY CUDDLE AND TICKLE EAC HOTHER ON THE COUCH AND MAKE OUT AND THEN HAVE SEXXXXXXXX
>Ame delayed her stream to watch Gura's sufferingFucking lel
Does she have to start the game over to switch to easy mode?
must we really have to go through the mind of mamaloni but with gurame every time they mention eachother?
>>4140421you play 3 characters in 5 thoughher brain is pretty smol already
>>4139203Hey, I love Ame too!
>>4140595>>4140596AME MENTION mind
jesus christ gurame shizos in this thread are worse than unironic takamori schizos outside of here
>>4140619Did you not watch the podcast where she called Gura the center of her world
>>4140639NTA but chill the fuck out
>>4140526Yes. When she dies against Cerberus, she'll respawn out here with the dumpsters.
TAKE AN AIR HIKE!
Get ready for the ultimate death count
>>4140421She played it on easy mode
>>4140647>imagine Dark Souls 1
>>4140644i don't know why but the blue gingham makes me horny
>>4140566>Ame saw Gura being Easy mode'd by a fucking door
i just got out of my meeting is gooruh good at this game
>>4140661MAXIMUM COPE, AME IS DELAYING HER STREAM JUST TO WATCH GURA AND GUSH OVER HOW CUTE SHE IS RIGHT NOW
>>4140668TO BIG BILL HELL'S
>>4140661here comes the seething takamori fan
>>4140557>>4140561>>4140562>>4140563>>4140566>>4140567>>4140571>>4140583>>4140650>>4140658>>4140675ame is not a lesbian
SHE WILL TALK ABOUT AMELIA IN EVERY STREAM
ame extra cute today
>>4140676Who'd get angry the most at Dark Souls?Ame and Gura are very high on the list, for sure, and Ina probably doesn't give a fuck because she has done worse.
Gura can miss things right in front of her but mention Ame in chat and she sees it.
>>4140682easy mode'd to a fucking door
>>4140652She would have to start from mission 1, but keep her skills/weapons/items.
>spend over a decade as one of the coolest characters>now you're a katana boi that studied the bladeIs that the power of women mocking?
>>4140684I hate it
>>4140684Damn, Gura's mom looks like THAT?!
>>4140661It gets easier to deal with when you realise /u/schizos are mostly shitposters
>>4140701Pretty obvious when chat spams it
>>4140689i find that funny, dont understand why you have to lose your collective shit when they mention each other>>4140692ogey
>>4140693Correct she's bisexual just like Gura
>>4140661it`s okay mammaloniwe know it's difficult for you
>>4140573This is wrong, gold orbs revive you on the spot. Yellow orbs are the checkpoints one, and she didn't select that mode.
>>4140619watch more streams read less threads
>>4140700Reminder that Taurus Demon off himself in order to let Ina pass
>>4140708He's had worse
There is nothing funnier than the pure seethe from some people whenever Gura says something loveydovey about Ame or the other way aroundThey just CANNOT help themselves
>>4140639I'm not denying that THEY ARE (because THEY indeed ARE), but we don't need fifteen anons posting every tweet
>>4140708>basing your entire opinion based on a single woman's testimony, even if she's your oshiNGMI
>>4140708she'll grow to respect him, once she dies to him a hundred+ times.
>>4140597make more OC anon
>>4140703>>4140714>>4140739Why do you hate Gura's mom?
>>4140708Women does not care about your backyard forest katana adventures.
HERE WE GO BOYSIT'S CERBERUS TIME
Did anyone catch Ame's message in chat?My filter didn't catch any for some reason.
>>4140724She played that already
Do you rike it?
>>4140741>>4140706amazing I'll have to rewatch the first hour
ENTERTHE GREAT FILTER
Heard someone died to doors
>>4140708>caring about women's opinions
Why the menu makes such a fuzz about CHANGE STYLES AND GUNS when you can do it ingame with a single button?
>>4140684thanks i hate it
>>4140619I was going to tell you to watch more streams but I remembered chumbuds don't watch anybody but gura
>>4140551>gura's ttrpg character is just donte
>>4140684This is an improvement
>WOAH CAMERAImagine if she plays DMC1...
YOU GOT NOTHING AND NOTHING'S GOT YOU
>>4140746I don't consider this to be the same character so it doesn't count
mori says she is good at dark souls but why she doesn't play souls like game, there a shit ton of games like that
Here we go
>>4140684looks like shit
The great filter.
>>4140708to be fair, the internet ruined the idea of the "Katana wiedling badass" a long time ago, DmC giving their """Vergil""" a fedora didn't help.
>>4140684Looks a bit like Botan cosplaying as Gura.
>>4140747>fag cope whenever someone's undeniably attracted to the opposite sex.
>>4140693>he doesn't know
GURA IT'S MY STYLE
>>4140750Seeing the massive wall of THEY ARE followed by seethe is pretty funny, yeah.>>4140700And? She'll still seethe at dying on stream.
>>4140693I give her a kinsey scale 2.5 or so
>>4140700Ame by far. She has already stated that those games filter her hard because she can't be bothered to learn the enemy's moves. Her words, not mine. Her playing those games is literal torture and by the way she worded it, she isn't gonna touch those games until much, much later down the line.
HERE HE IS
Oh yeaj i forgot the only reason she cleared 5 was because of the super devil trigger.
>>4140751But all of those anons were me
>I've never seen a talking mutt beforeMr. Koro...
What the fuck Gura
Place your bets, will Gooruh kneel and switch to babby mode?
VERGILKEKS CAN'T STOP LOSING
breath stinks mention
VERGILFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>vergil is a fucking muttgura what the fuck?
OH NONONO VERGILKEKS
YOU GOT NOTHIN AND NOTHIN'S GOT YOU
she just can't stop shitting on vergil
vergilbros... i'm growing weaker... tasukete...
VERGILBROS NOT LIKE THIS
VERGIL IS A MUTT
>Vergil is a mutt
jesas christ that burn
>>4140684God I want to shove my entire body in between those b
VERGILKEKS DON'T LOOK
Vergil keks how are you gonna cope
Vergilbros she cant keep getting away with this
I'm sorry Vergilkeks...
Why is Dante such an asshole? It's seriously hindering my enjoyment of this game.
Vergil bros we're still being made fun of...
Gura's a Vergil anti...based
>>4140795I CAN SEE YOUR FEAR IT SURROUNDS YOU
>>4140772There wasn't any. Her chat was just spamming about Ame's twitter post and she brought her up, and then a time-related statue that sounded like Amelia popped up.
VIRGIN == KEN-SAMAHOW ARE YOU EVER GOING TO RECOVER?
So far between Gura, Flare and Subaru, who has performed the best in this game?
Any other /u/chads hate the THEY ARE spam? I bet none of the anons saying it actually think they are gay for each other
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING AND NOTHING'S GOT YOU
>The only other time I've seen a mutt speaking is when Virgil has his mouth open.
>>4140708She'll be forced to respect him when he kills her over and over. He already killed her once in 5, while in easy mode.
Why is Gura such a Vergil anti?
This is where I stopped playing
PLACE YOUR BETS FOR HAPPY MANNY TRIES IT TAKES FOR GURA TO BEAT IT>6
>>4140795I CAN SEE YOUR FEAR - IT SURROUNDS YOU
Virgilbros...we must teach this brat a lesson
>>4140784Because it was added later and originally you picked a style a weapon and a gun for the entirety of a mission unless you hit a statue that let you switch
Can vergilbros ever recover from this...?
>>4140684Gura's mom has got it going on~...
ONE STEPONE BREATH
virgilkeks on suicide watch
Holy shit did she burn Vergil?
haha... she likes Vergil secretly!!! she teases people she likes!! right...?
Gura mocked bad doggie breath. Does she also imply that Korone has bad breath?
SHACHI GRADUATIONSHE WILL BE ON HOLOEN GEN 2SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE GURA LIKE LITERALLY THE FUCKING SAME VOICEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axrHHG_bzOM
She will eat those fucking words when he shows up.
>>4140684Damn your oshi looks like that?!
>>4140869Oh I see, thanks
Another L for InamenerdsMake that 95285925 in total I guess....
Imagine being a Vergilkek in this moment
IF VERGIL IS A FILTHY HALF-BREED MUTT THEN SO IS DANTE!
>>4140684Look how they massacred my sharkie
The time has come
See you in Mission 7, Gura.
This seems pretty easy?
Oh, she already died enough to trigger Cerberus pity.
Consider if you will clussy
TILL YOU LEARN THE MEANING OFS U F F E R
>>4140684Someone leak the nude version
Why is she like this
The Cerberus theme is probably my favorite song in the game.
>>4140825Korosan is 100% purebred cavalier king charles
GURA VERGIL AND DANTE ARE BROTHERS YOU CAN'T CALL HIM A MUTT
>>4140804>DmC gives vergil a fedora making him an utter joke>DmC also gave vergil doppelganger which was so cool itsuno brought it into the main seriesThe duality of....something
>>4140938same, it's so fucking good
>>4140907holoEN keeps getting stronger
don't care, wrong thread
>>4140907>1 mil subs>Latest stream has 19k views
>>4140684>$20 for the NSFW version on fanboxWeak
>>4140907>EN2 is just gonna be 5 guras
THAT'S IT GURA, I'M OPENING THE DOOR
>>4140684I wonder what cat-shark-human milk would taste like?
>>4140907>EN GEN2maybe is for Vsinger
>>4140907MORE CUNNY UOOOOOHHHHHHOH NO NO NO NIJINIGGERS DON'T EVEN HAVE CUNNY
>>4140907sounds cutebut not like garuthe name shachi is close to you know who so kek
I would give everything to watch Gura or Ame play through Dark Souls. All bosses, no summoning, no help or cheating of any kind.
>>4140864He's legitimately an edgy teenager at this point in the timeline
Gura please stop the royalguard....
That was actually really good for a first try cerberus.
>>4140684N-No...this is wrong...
Is Gura still on Normal or did she switch to Easy mode?
>>4140907>gen2 will just be 5 Gura clones
>I fucking hate racemixed babiesJESAS gura what the h*ck
Well, since we brought this topic up, I might get out this chest.When I was in Fortuna there was a girl I hanged with. One day one of the priests started hitting on her, and gave her his number.She was ambivalent about writing back, and she asked my opinion. I said: "I need more power". They began dating and the guy turned out to be a sleazy piece of garbage but that doesn't matter, she still had my kid.Almost a decade passed since, yet I think of that moment every once in a while. Why did she ask my opinion? Because she wanted me to stop her. And perhaps I knew that she wanted me to, but I didn't.Why? Because I needed more power.Because caring is a weakness.Because Sparda forgive we believe in things like conquest and skill, or anything not buried in sixteen layers of pizza boxes. This is how we do things in the underworld.I read about Credo pushing Nero into the arms of a pure maiden, and congratulating him on their wedding in the afterlife.This is probably a rrat, but I can believe it. You have to pretend to not want power. People will mock you for your motivation. Everything you do must be "WOO HOO." You have to pretend you don't care, and that you will be happy as long as you're protected by others. Fuck that.Demons have many defects but at least they are sincere on this thing alone: they don't cuck out pretending they are fine without power.Today, I stand as a part of a collective entity called "Vergil", and the circumstances repeat.This time I won't say "do what you want."You will do that anyway.This time I will say: "No. Don't stand in my way. I want your power for me, the Alpha and the Omega, and for mine alone. Lets go full Quiphoth. Lets make Dante's Devil Trigger look like a joke. I don't want other men to be as powerful. You must motivate only us. This is selfish, but I am selfish. Fuck Mundus, fuck my younger brother, and fuck all the humanfags. Lets go together down the path to hell."And of course, the females and the demons will screech at this, and call me a schizo. Let them.They will think I will try to become a mass murderer, but they don't get it. I don't want to have a throne, I don't want to be a weak individual. I want to be powerful. I want the true Devil experience, the one that Sparda had. I am done with this "WOO HOO PIZZA" shit.I am done pretending I don't want to care. A life of defeat after defeat has left me bruised and scarred. This time I want it to work.Non-Devils have four western inspired games to get their "real Dante" experience from. Let us have this one for us, at least, and for you as well, because one day you too will get tired of keeping face.Humans get out. Ironic Devils get out. Nerokiddos get out. Redgrave jannies get out.Fuck you all. Long live Power culture.I will not stop until a conversation is had.
>>4140815I'm a teamate for life so one day I WILL watch Ame play Dark Souls. However many years it takes.
>>4140907This doesn't sound like Gura, but it does also sound cute. Exciting, big if true.
>>4140907she doesn't sound that similar to gura. cute though, i'm not sure why i've never heard of her until now.
>>4140981Still on Normal
>vital starsOh no.
>>4140930I once masturbated to a Clownpiece doujin why listening to Polka's ASMR, it was great.
gura didn't believe in herself...https://files.catbox.moe/a6i1ay.webm
>>4140938I'm not very original, so it's Vergil 2 for me.
>>4140864He's a teen in DMC3
>>4140957OH NYOOO HUAWAWAWAWAWA
>>4140864Its called Dante's Awakening for a reason, anon.
is chat deaf?the music is almost too loud to hear gura
>>4140907>Retweeted Miki's graduationIT'S REAL
>>4140907She sounds very cute but not as cute as Gura
>>4140971>no summoningactually i'd like if they played with each other
>>4140907>her vtuber avatar is a fucking Orca girlYOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>4140907Sounds substantially deeper than Gura, but still cute enough.
>>4140684>not oppai loliwaste of booba
>>4140971Same but for Sekiro.
>>4140985This pasta was like the OC peak of the DMC5 threads.
Yeah gura ain’t gettin halfway through this today
Chat told her about using items...
>She's using itemsChumbuds, if my mother was a chicken I'd have something to say...
>>4140663>>4140733>>4140788That was facetious and done for the purposes of making a joke, I mean a genuine display of affection to her, made directly to her face.
>hololives flirt>BASED>hololive and holostar flirt>YAB, KEKSyou guys are sexist...
How can Gura this bad at the game? She played through dmc5 already. Then again remembering all of her boss fights and especially her last fight there...
>>4140907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8pg1r3D-Us>A FUCKING DOLPHIN
>>4140983>Drawing straws who will be the Kiara of gen 2, and who will be the Gura of gen 2.
>>4140864Literally an edgy cunt in his last teenage years, don't worry as you saw 5 he grew out of it
>>4140003No the ENs had permissions a few months ago, multiple ENs mentioned they were going to play a Dark Souls game and then they all simultaneously cancelled because it fell through.
>>4140907Looks pretty good on first glance.Anyone got a rundown on what types of games she likes?
>lice>>4140976Doesn't really count since she died on the stage enough to trigger the pity mode in the first fight I'd say.
>>4141011HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING
>>4141018Why is this so funny
>>4140907I believe it
>>4141036the items are there for something in the first place...
SWORD TRICK SWORD TRICK
>>4141037Why did you quote me? I'm telling you to watch streams, not just the podcast.
>>4141045Astel can flirt but only with me.
>>4140907Sounds like Ame's and Gura's child.>>4140956That is only way EN2 can be better than EN1.
>>4141010Chat is always deaf. There's always some idiot spamming the game is too quiet even when it's almost drowning out the girls.
>>4141045Those whores aren't good enough for my boys
>>4141037>making a jokeThis much autism HAS to be merely shitposting.
>enemy lies down>gura jumps instead of stinger...
>>4141028I always preferred this one
>a fucking Orca
>>4141045Not sexist. Just threatened by cock.
>>4141049looks like a sen meme
She's... beginning to believe?
Gura what the fuck?
>>4140930I have, I am, and I will again!
she's getting better
>>4141065So are pacifiers and bibs. That doesn't mean it isn't pitiful to see a grown woman using them.
>>4141054it's nice character progression.
She is getting better
ONE STEPONE BREATHYOU'RE UNDER MY KNIFE
>>4141045Homos are made for my dick and my dick only
>>4140907I wasn't too impressed by her twitch streams, desu
>>4140907>HERfags version 2.0 incomingNot looking forward to that....
>>4140684based, now I can fap to Gura
>>4141082>My world is flat because you're flat>Not a jokeOK
>>4141101>pitifulsay that to mamaloni and see what happens, asshole
She's honestly doing pretty well so far
>You guys ready for 10+ hours of gura bruteforcing her way through?I don't know man...
>>4141045i would unironically kill any v-wench that flirts with astel
>>4140930im coo coo for clussy
>>4141103Dante Nero and Vergil are all unironically well written complex characters on the backdrop of crazy wahoo pizza fights
>>4141065You're right, they're there to fuck your score up
>>4141045roberu dick is for VOMS his dick already kill one memberhttps://youtu.be/atZ7V4xXcgo
>>4141088Who's the cutie?
>>4140907>Shachi>OrcaLiterally a Gura and Ame lovechild
>>4140907>channel is a bunch of meme clips>already 1M subsHoly fuck it's literally HER 2.0, this is going to be amazing
>>4141088Orcas are the superior versions of sharkschange my mind.
WITH YOUR FIRST STEP YOU WILL BURN
Sex with Ame = Gay (No one knows how many times she's used her time travel powers to get dick across the ages)Sex with Gura = Gay (10000 years old = 10000 years worth of cock that's entered that pussy)Sex with Ina = Straight (Devoting one's life to the Ancient Ones would've renewed any virginity she may have lost, not to mention how homosexual she is)Sex with Mori = Gay (She's as old as time itself, probably even got some T-Rex dick that came in her brain, that's why she's so autistic)Sex with Kiara = Straight (If she dies, she gets a new body each time which means a new and renewed vagina that is yours to breed. Probably the most straight considering she's also gay)
Why is she staying on royal guard? You can switch styles for a reason.
>>4140872The only one who does it seriously is chumbat
>>4140907Where did she announce graduation?
Why does Gura HATE swordmaster?
>HealingDefend this, Cumbums
>>4140907>She's an OrcaThe Vergil to Gura's Dante
>>4141049>>4140907What minecraft mod is this? It looks fucking sweet, I love it. Also, I really like this girl so far, she's pretty comfy.https://youtu.be/GmLr6aQ1gmE?t=4592
>>4140978Why not both?
>>4141155>10000 years oldBut she's only 9000...
this is the run
>>4141172She doesn't want to be a V*rg*l.
>>4141172she watched one of those videos of Dante parrying every single move in a bossfight and now wants to do the same
Do I hear 2?
>>4141172Is it royalguard? No? Then I won't let it sit on the top corner of my screen and not be used.
>Gura is streaming>retards here are posting about an off-topic indie
>>4141175She will die anyway, wont matter.
>>4140907how have I never heard of her, I need to stop spending time here this place is a fucking gutter
>>4141143I prefer Sink
>>4140684For some reason I feel like Gura's design works a lot better with longer hair and an adult body type. From my perspective she's always looked a bit sickly/alien like because she's so small and has pale skin with white hair and those huge ass eyes.
I had to drive somewhere did she switch to easy already?
>>4141123What would happen, she'd cry about a stranger disliking her preferences? I find it distasteful but I'm not angry or have some negative opinion of her because of it.
>>4141158smork brein plz andarstand
2ND TRY I KNEEL
I'LL TAKE IT
how is gura so good at clutching
>>4140907>theres an entire culture of million sub loli vtubers>>holoen will get them all
DOUBTERS NAKED DOGEZA N O W
guys i thought we were watching dmc3 not 2
>>4141202that aged poorly
Yep gura is definitely better at this than Subaru
>>4140569>>4140602so, as i said
>>4141202Yes yes, that is trueHOWEVER
>>4141171SHE DID FUCKING WHAT?AT LEAST OLLIE KNEW HER DAMN PLACE
>>4141209no but she unlocked it because she died to a fucking door
>>4140399Not in the slightest. Big misconception
>>4140907I want her to collab with Gura!
SHE SHOULD'VE USED FIXED STYLE SHE DOESN'T EVEN SWITCH
Holy hell, she did it so much faster than expected.
I can't believe gura took less tries to beat cerberus than I did...
Door >>> Cerberus
>>4141202Kneel and lick her feet
>Just like in my chinese cartoons
>she cleared both bosses with one HP
>HealingMY BOY WOULD NEVER
Dante is cool.