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>> No.41335120
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>> No.41335121

FISH

>> No.41335138
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CRANEGANG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLwJAQMbrWg

>> No.41335142

i hope bettel loses all his money and cries

>> No.41335143

betsy is going to get stream sniped through toreba

>> No.41335177

Ocean man...

>> No.41335178

Fun fact, play this game enough and this music will given you ptsd

>> No.41335192
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>>41335120
SEX CLOWN

>> No.41335210

bettelchama…

>> No.41335213

he’s literally wasting tries on an empty game LMFAOOOOO

>> No.41335219

he's already jobbing. this fucking guy

>> No.41335238
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>>41335085
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /hlgg/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey I bring news from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.41335244

>>41335142
>We aren't going to have the time to go through my toreba funds
This is a LIE

>> No.41335250
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LEADER LOVE

>> No.41335263

>>41335120
>not usind the real image
amateur

>> No.41335270
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41335270

Japanese crane games are next level.
They have anime figures and bluetooth speakers as prizes, and you can pay for them with your metro money card.
Even so, the Pachinko addition they have is even worse.

>> No.41335284

is this the crane game you can win holo figs or is that a different company

>> No.41335292

Is it possible to dox yourself if you stream this?

>> No.41335291

>big horsies!
god hes so cute

>> No.41335315

>>41335238
Amen

>> No.41335328

>>41335238
Amen.

>> No.41335337

>>41335270
The goal of ufo catchers is to drag and pull, I highly doubt Bettel knows this. He's not picking up shit.

>> No.41335371
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I LOVE SHOTA COCK

>> No.41335390

>>41335238
Amen

>> No.41335395

>>41335284
I think they had a few recently

>> No.41335407

bettel is like a stupid child…

>> No.41335418
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>> No.41335419

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ACCENT

>> No.41335420

>>41335371
cute cat! good thing i expected it this time!

>> No.41335428

>>41335407
isn't it great?

>> No.41335441 [SPOILER] 
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>>41335371
Me too

>> No.41335448

>>41335418
actually cringe

>> No.41335457

BRING OUT THE DANCING LOBSTERS

>> No.41335468

I really want to win a plushie for Bettel, he give of the helpless vibe of a little boy

>> No.41335486

crane games are just scams, literally how do people keep playing them?

>> No.41335489

What a scam, lmao

>> No.41335512

>he's never played japanese crane games before
it's over

>> No.41335532

>>41335486
it's like gambling but for people who have the brain development of a child

>> No.41335534

>>41335486
The challenge, even if it costs more, it still is reward from "skill"

>> No.41335538

did he say how much money he was willing to burn

>> No.41335554
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>>41335263

>> No.41335555

>>41335486
Lack of knowledge about percentages and loss/value, you spend $100 trying to win a $15 plushie
Actually genius business model

>> No.41335565

you grab it on the side, so the claw shifts it, instead of trying to pick it up

>> No.41335582

>>41335486
if you get good at japanese crane games you can resell the prizes. there’s a technique to (some) of the japan ones

>> No.41335593

>>41335538
He already spent $100

>> No.41335596

Bettel jobbing stream...

>> No.41335627

yakuza experience....

>> No.41335634

>>41335407
It's so erotic

>> No.41335652

BRIAN THE HORSE

>> No.41335654

>>41335486
If you keep trying to pick it up, you'll never get anywhere. Put the UFO catcher off center from some hookable part, when the claw opens and the closes, it will drag that part with it. It's going to take a second, I haven't gotten many oneshots, but you can get the stuff.

>> No.41335656
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41335656

Brian my beloved

>> No.41335660

STOP TRYING TO GRAB IT
YOU'RE TRYING TO SHIFT IT

>> No.41335670

>>41335593
He could have bought every Yakuza game for that...

>> No.41335717
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>>41335407
I like my men a bit retarded

>> No.41335722

no way bettel wins something this stream :)

>> No.41335753
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MY SEXY STUPID HUSBAND

>> No.41335772

>>41335407
aaaaaaaaaa shota bettel

>> No.41335780

>>41335722
R

>> No.41335791

>>41335486
Sounds like a skill issue to me.

>> No.41335792
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>>41335654
It seems he already noticed this what you're talking about. Bettel secretly big brained

>> No.41335796

>>41335722
A?

>> No.41335811

Fujos are probably scared from Leader's stream right now.

>> No.41335828

>>41335772
Would you abuse a shota bettel?

>> No.41335830

>>41335722
P

>> No.41335837

>>41335753
anon your husband has boobs

>> No.41335839

he's getting dopamine overload from just rolling the horse LMAO

>> No.41335853

>>41335792
He is and he noises of discovery are fantastic

>> No.41335895

>>41335792
more like he's /here/

>> No.41335896

HES LIKE A CHILD CUTE

>> No.41335900

this music is turning me schizo

>> No.41335901

can someone post that really good machina x flora one

>> No.41335904

>those moans
Wew

>> No.41335905

>>41335828
i would humiliate him and then comfort him afterwards

>> No.41335913

Will he lose more money than he makes this stream?

>> No.41335929

>>41335913
unless he starts putting his money in, impossible

>> No.41335945

retarded boys are cute

>> No.41335966

>>41335929
this is his own money, no?

>> No.41335975

>>41335828
Tiny shota bettel puking and crying after you feed him cookie dough and goat milk

>> No.41335984
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hes so fucking stupid and pathetic UOHHHHHHH

>> No.41335985
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>> No.41335989

>Bettel's fans and antis are nearly indistinguishable in behavior
He solved vtubing

>> No.41336002

>>41335486
Japanese crane games in Japan, not online, and sometimes at American import arcades are winnable if you know the tricks but it takes too much money to learn them anyway.

>> No.41336012

>>41335913
Yes

>> No.41336027

>>41335945
Boys are cuter when they're retarded!

>> No.41336032
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>> No.41336035

>>41335966
is it?

>> No.41336038

>>41335811
why would we be? kek

>> No.41336055

>>41336035
No, it's mine.

>> No.41336064

>>41335989
They just end up merging so he ends up even more powerful than before.

>> No.41336067
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Bettel is really like a little kid sometimes... The gap moe is too much. I want to protect this adorable clown!

>> No.41336068

>>41335722
E

>> No.41336077

>>41335989
He unironically did, because even his fuck ups and scuffs are seen as hilarious

>> No.41336090

>Maybe its not a Vesper thing, maybe its an anime thing
HE HATES HIM

>> No.41336104
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I want to buy him the $100 Brian horsie just to put a smile on his face!!

>> No.41336109

I don't understand. Is he controlling a real crane or a game I don't get this at all.

>> No.41336110

I was washing the dishes, did Bettel mention playing this thing before?

>> No.41336118

>>41335828
Absolutely.

>> No.41336138

>>41336109
a real crane

>> No.41336140

Altare really has the worst sleep ever damn

>> No.41336143

>>41336109
Real crane

>> No.41336145

he just reset his progress
it's over

>> No.41336152

>>41335989
Who could hate this cute clown??

>> No.41336155

>>41336032
Well is he?

>> No.41336156

>>41336109
He's controlling a real crane

>> No.41336161

>>41336109
It’s a real crane and you can win real prizes

>> No.41336165

>>41336109
hes controlling a real crane through a virtual UFO catcher game. the real prize can be shipped to him if he wins the prize

>> No.41336184

he's so fucking stupid but he's trying and i love him for that

>> No.41336189

>>41336109
he’s controlling a real crane game over the internet (with cameras pointed at it). if he wins the prize will be mailed to him

>> No.41336207

well, there you go
this stream cost us a cover

>> No.41336217

>>41336145
wait he killed himself on stream?! I need to see that

>> No.41336219

>>41336090
What?

>> No.41336223

>that whine
my dick

>> No.41336226
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>"we're close, it's looking weak. It's looking weak"

>> No.41336227

>>41336207
Good. Streams > covers 100% of the time.

>> No.41336230

so hes spending the next 40 min on this horse right

>> No.41336271

>>41335780
>>41335796
>>41335830
>>41336068
Wow you actually got the word done

>> No.41336272

>>41336230
I hope so

>> No.41336278

>AH! NO! YESSS THAT WAS GOOD!
erotic clown ToT

>> No.41336286

He should work the head too. :)

>> No.41336311

He's gonna be playing this off-stream, isn't he?

>> No.41336329

Artists please draw Bettel riding on Narita Brian.

>> No.41336333

I want to bring Bettel to the arcade and spend an ungodly amount of money so I can win all the cutest plushies for him...

>> No.41336376

Bettel sex noises...

>> No.41336384

>these are the noises he'll make in bed

>> No.41336393

kino bfe stream

>> No.41336396
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>> No.41336400

>>41336376
this stream is a gold mine of those

>> No.41336413

imagine going to an arcade with him and he tries to impress you by winning you a prize but he spends the entire date crying, snot dripping out of his nose, trying to get the plush and completely ignoring you

>> No.41336430

>>41336396
KEK

>> No.41336435

>>41336396
lmao

>> No.41336449

>>41336396
SHUT THE FUCK UP CHATTER ITS ABOUT THE JOURNEY

>> No.41336458

>>41336396
Yeah that's like every carnival award ever

>> No.41336460

>>41336396
How much those this crane game cost anyways?

>> No.41336463

>>41336384
>hes a screamer
hot

>> No.41336468

>INB4 they complete reset his progress

>> No.41336475
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ASSIST TIME

>> No.41336476
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>> No.41336483
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>>41336413

>> No.41336489

HES SO BAD AT THIS

>> No.41336492

EH
EASY MODO?!

>> No.41336496

WHAT HAPPENED???

>> No.41336500

The assist fucked him over kek

>> No.41336506

>they fucking gave him the hand of god

KEK

>> No.41336507

>Easy mode
>Still fails

>> No.41336517

KEKED BY THE STAFF

>> No.41336522

>assist
KEK EVEN THE GAME IS TAKING PITY

>> No.41336525

>staff made it impossible
KINO

>> No.41336532
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>>41336413
ToT

>> No.41336536

THEY BROKE IT

>> No.41336535

OH BOY

>> No.41336537

HOW IS HE JOBBING
HE'S MAKING THE STAFF FEEL BAD

>> No.41336541

>he got too close so Staff-san had to manually close the grabber and rig it harder

>> No.41336549

THEY MADE OT HARDER

>> No.41336555

Does someone just sit there and watch kids and retarded streamers play and help if it's taking too long?

>> No.41336570

There's a JOP out there right now going "wow this girl really must love Brian-kun"

>> No.41336581

I love my stubborn Leader

>> No.41336585

KINO

>> No.41336584

>imagine being the staff that helped only to see the poor bastard fail even harder

>> No.41336598

>>41336555
Not taking too long, but expending too much. It's like the pity system in gacha games

>> No.41336601

STAFF SAN
DON'T LOOK

>> No.41336606

>>41336555
Yes, the entire building is lined with people who sit by to reset and also become what they call "the hand of god", so as to prevent people from overspending

>> No.41336608

WTF THEY’RE DELIBERATELY HELPING HIM

>> No.41336612

DOUBLE ASSIST

>> No.41336613

THEYRE ASSISTING AGAIN
KINO

>> No.41336618

DOUBLE ASSIST

>> No.41336620

BETTEL LUCK NEXT TIME

>> No.41336626

Even the staff feels sorry for Bettel.

>> No.41336634

STAFF SAN, FIX IT

>> No.41336638

>So retarded they had to rig it for him twice
I CAN SAVE HIM

>> No.41336642

MAXED LUCK IN EFFECT

>> No.41336644

The staff definitely think this is a five year old girl running up charges on mom's credit card

>> No.41336645

KEK

>> No.41336649

>>41336555
If I have to guess, they have a pull counter and give assist if we haven't get it before the limit

>> No.41336656

>>41336584
The staff is dead inside. They feel nothing.

>> No.41336658

KEK

>> No.41336657

>>41336555
Seems like an alright gig, honestly.

>> No.41336660

>>41336555
paid in full and with benefits
you wouldn't understand

>> No.41336668

>staff thought it would be easier to completely mess with Bettel’s game plan, throwing him off
Kino.

>> No.41336692

he can't stop on the horse now, they helped him too much

>> No.41336703

HE FUCKED IT UP

>> No.41336705

It's literally just barely hanging on now kek

>> No.41336708
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>inb4 Bettel loves Uma Musume and Brian is his favorite

>> No.41336719

JUST STAB IT PLEAAAAASE
DON'T MAKE THE STAFF FEEL WORSE THAN HE'S ALREADY FEELING

>> No.41336720

I cant stop laughing holy fuck

>> No.41336721

HE GOT WORSE

>> No.41336723

bettel…..

>> No.41336732

I genuinely can't watch it's so sad.

>> No.41336735

HE IS STILL FAILING

>> No.41336739
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gavis...

>> No.41336740

>2 god hand
>still fails
FUCKING JOBBER

>> No.41336753

PLEASE IT'S ALREADY JUST IN THE HOLE

>> No.41336773

I swear at his point he can buy a real life horse

>> No.41336772

TRIPLE

>> No.41336775

hahahahahahaahhahhaha

>> No.41336776

NO FUCKING WAY HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.41336781
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>> No.41336783

3X ASSIST

>> No.41336784

TRIPLE ASSIST

>> No.41336785

A THIRD

>> No.41336796

THREE!!
THREE NIGGA!! THREE FUCKING ASSISTS!

>> No.41336794

OH BABY A TRIPLE GOD HAND

>> No.41336795

THIS IS ACTUALLY FUNNY

>> No.41336800

THE TRIPLE ASSIST

>> No.41336801

OH BABY IS A TRIPLE

>> No.41336802

3 FUCKING HANDS OF GOD
HES SO BAD

>> No.41336803

I don't think even the Staff-chan can save him...

>> No.41336807

BEHOLD

THE JOBBER OF /MANS/

>> No.41336809

Oh my fucking god Staff-san just throw it to him jesus christ

>> No.41336810

KINOOOOOOO

>> No.41336814

>3 god hands
KINO

>> No.41336817

THREE (3) ASSISTS

>> No.41336820
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I'M SORRY I'M SO SORRY

>> No.41336822
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>> No.41336836
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KEK

>> No.41336834

Dr. Disrespect would be proud

>> No.41336838

this is genuinely getting hard to watch the second hand embarrassment is insane...

>> No.41336853

Oh my God, I would have killed myself right there on the spot

>> No.41336861

The punchline here would be for staff to give up and just put the horse on top of the other one in the corner

>> No.41336866
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>> No.41336867

HE MISSED

>> No.41336871

bettel is so unreliable the horse has to try and escape himself

>> No.41336876

BETTEL'S MIND IS MELTING

>> No.41336880

HOW IS THIS REAL

>> No.41336881
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41336881

SAVE HIM

>> No.41336883

Ok this is actually the hardest laugh I ever had on any Holo content

>> No.41336888

So he just have to stab it with both ends of the crane right? This retarded clown...

>> No.41336894

MY FUCKING SIDES

>> No.41336895

I'm crying watching Bettel, this is so fucking funny

>> No.41336905

I can't fucking take it lMAOOOOOOO

>> No.41336903

I think he's throwing on purpose at this point, no way he's this bad

>> No.41336910

I can't watch this anymore.

>> No.41336919

Bettel...

>> No.41336921

I CAN'T WATCHI THIS, I'M TOO ANXIOUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.41336926
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>Tardwrangled 3 times
>Still fucking up

>> No.41336936

>I'm about to run out of money
That's another bonk.

>> No.41336939

This is literally the most mind broken I've ever been by a streamer before

>> No.41336938

someone please tell my procrastinating ass to get back to work

>> No.41336941

>>41336820
This is what he says when he accidentally cums inside you

>> No.41336954

HE WON

>> No.41336956

LMAOOO

>> No.41336958

HE DID IT

>> No.41336961

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.41336960

OH MY FUCKING GOD

>> No.41336964

SHUTUP YOU IDIOTS HE NEEDS TO PUSH IT WITH THE SIDE OF THE CLAW

STOP GRABBING! ! THREE FUCKING ASSIST JUST THROW IT IN FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.41336965

IT FELL ON ITS OWN?

>> No.41336969

STAFF-SAN JUST GRABBED IT INTO THE BASKET

>> No.41336971

MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

>> No.41336974
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41336974

HE DID IT!!!!!!

>> No.41336977

I'm fukin dyin, HOLY SHIT

>> No.41336978

ULTIMATE LUCK
ULTIMATE PITY

>> No.41336984

Holy fucking shit

>> No.41336981

ok I'm fucking dead LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.41336985

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT KEK

>> No.41336991

LMAO

>> No.41336992

AHAHAHAHAHAHHASHAHHAHAHAAH

>> No.41336995

LITERALLY MAX LUCK?!

>> No.41336998

HE DID it ?????????

>> No.41337001

>He doesn't feel like he won

>> No.41337013

HE DID IT

>> No.41337011

The staff probably shook the fucking machine, they couldn't take this retard anymore

>> No.41337015

THEY JUST FLUSH IT LMAO

>> No.41337016

Im starting to think that bettels life is a tragedy

>> No.41337020

>It just slipped in on its own
MAX
LUCK

>> No.41337023
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>> No.41337032
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41337032

he did it, but at what cost...

>> No.41337030

that was a 80 dollar horse...

>> No.41337040

THIS IS WHAT I EXPECTED FROM BETTEL'S LUCK

>> No.41337048

How will he afford his morning ice cream now?

>> No.41337056

STAFF SAN JUST GAVE UP AND KICKED IT LMAO

>> No.41337064

I'm fucking crying, laughing, cumming, pissing and shitting at the same time. What the fuck bettel

>> No.41337069

This game is such a scam. Lmfao

>> No.41337070

>>41337030
Holy shit, are you kidding

>> No.41337081

zero skill, max luck

>> No.41337092

>>41337070
Yes, I'm not actually counting

>> No.41337095

>>41337032
NO COST TOO GREAT
t. not The Pale King

>> No.41337111

>spending more money
it's over

>> No.41337112

>>41337069
No matter how much a scam it is, he is still retarded

>> No.41337120

I like how Bettek say soopah chyat

>> No.41337122

Oh god I pray he never plays a gacha game. He will end up homeless

>> No.41337126

is he buying more…

>> No.41337129

>>41337030
$80 for multiple incoming clips, seems worth it

>> No.41337131

>>41337070
he put in $100 of funds and he was about to run out, now he's adding more money, so..

>> No.41337144

Add this stream to the Bettel pasta

>> No.41337147

>That pathetic and panicked I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
It's like he knows what the fujos want to hear.

>> No.41337156

Eh, he'll make it back in pity Superchats

>> No.41337172
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41337172

NEVER GIVE THIS MAN A GACHA SHILL STREAM

>> No.41337203

ITS TIME

>> No.41337205
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41337205

>the staff member who kicked the back of the machine

>> No.41337224

Why is the music the same? Fucking cheapass scam can't get individual music for every crane.

>> No.41337223

WOOOOOOAH

>> No.41337227

>>41337112
The good ol' double whammy
Just melts the wallet

>> No.41337232 [SPOILER] 
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41337232

bettel's gf reveal

>> No.41337236

THAT LAUGH

>> No.41337254

Push the other side Bettel

>> No.41337285
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41337285

I'm tempted to add this to the pasta even though I only wanted to keep it to the first week.

>> No.41337294

>inb4 he forgets to ship the horse and loses it in a week

>> No.41337300

He really is retarded. He doesn't understand what he does, he just repeats

>> No.41337304

>>41337232
LMAO no fucking way

>> No.41337305

>>41337122
Maybe with his luck he just rolls what he wants first try

>> No.41337321

PUSH THE LEFT HOOP

>> No.41337341
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41337341

>>41337205
THANK YOU STAFF SAN! BETTEL IS A SPECIAL BOY YOU SEE

>> No.41337355

HOLY SHIT

>> No.41337361

oooooooh

>> No.41337362

BETTEL GAMING

>> No.41337374

how does the gravity works there

>> No.41337375

MAX LUCK BABY

>> No.41337376

Luck is a skill

>> No.41337381

STAFF CHEERING

>> No.41337392

STAFF IS CHEERING HIM ON

>> No.41337395

Staff-san is cheering this retard on!

>> No.41337417

ALMOST

>> No.41337421

>oh fuck not this retard again

>> No.41337426

STAFF IS SHOCKED THAT HE FAILED TO GET IT IN, YOU'RE LITERALLY ON THE CUSP BETTEL, JUST FUCKING DO IT

>> No.41337429

STAFF IS WATCHING HIM LIVE LMAOOO

>> No.41337439

>>41337374
Double-sided tape, this is not a joke

>> No.41337442

How much has this cost him so far?

>> No.41337450

>>41337381
>>41337392
>>41337395
Wait I missed it, did anyone get a screenshot?

>> No.41337451

> staff cheering you with kitty emojis
Holy shit that's cruel

>> No.41337456

>>41337285
make it as a first month pasta

>> No.41337463

HE DID IT

>> No.41337464

HE DID IT

>> No.41337467

HE DID IT

>> No.41337471

HE DID IT!

>> No.41337475

HE GOT THE DUCK
THE LUCK DID IT

>> No.41337476
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41337476

HE DID IT

>> No.41337482

HE DID IT

>> No.41337483

>>41337442
Easily over $100

>> No.41337485

STAFF RIGGED THIS MACHINE IN HIS FAVOR

>> No.41337495

good job Bettel!

>> No.41337501

He's got a horse and a goose, lmao

>> No.41337502

My new ship is Bettel x Staff-chan

>> No.41337504

This man has never won so much in his life

>> No.41337509

>>41337450
its just the little cat gifs that appear on the game screen

>> No.41337510

Holy shit, he is ACTUALLY max luck

>> No.41337512
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41337512

>Is a horse
>Is named Brian
Guess whose getting forc-, er, challenged to Valo for it.

>> No.41337523
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41337523

GOOSE GET!

>> No.41337534

IT'S COMING HOME

>> No.41337536
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41337536

I NEED TO FUCK THIS STUPID CLOWN SO BAD

>> No.41337547

INCREDIBLE WE WINGS IT AS HE PLAYS

>> No.41337554

>>41337509
Oh ok thank you

>> No.41337579

he's addicted

>> No.41337587

oh it's a quarter game

>> No.41337593

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME???

>> No.41337607

Don't let this man gamble

>> No.41337609

This one is too hard, he's fucked up

>> No.41337611

BETTEL IS DETERMINED

>> No.41337613

>>41337593
the coins game but with balls

>> No.41337615

bettelchama……….

>> No.41337619

I genuinely wouldn't touch this game any form if you want to actually win

>> No.41337620

STAFF FOLLOWING THE CLOWN

>> No.41337629

>spends half an hour, 80 bucks and three staff assists trying to get the horse before it finally just drops in from gravity
>gets the goose no problem in like 6 minutes
What the fuck is this man

>> No.41337653

>>41337629
Maxed Luck

>> No.41337663

>>41337629
MAX LUCK BUILD BABY

>> No.41337691

>>41337629
Gavis Bettel, babe

>> No.41337698

Bettel would lose all of his money at Vegas

>> No.41337710

The fucking GULP sounds he’s doing threw me off so hard holy shit

>> No.41337749
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41337749

>> No.41337758

>>41337698
Promising to pay off his debts if he does degrading things, UOOOOHHH

>> No.41337770

>wastes so much money so fast Staff follow and assist him thinking he's a whale

>> No.41337778

Bettel is going to spend all of his money and have to whore himself out…

>> No.41337811

bettel is an architect

>> No.41337813

Is it just me or is the weight barely increasing

>> No.41337818

wait i thought the goal was to get them to fall off. how tf do you win.

>> No.41337835

I don't understand. I thought you want the balls to fall down?

>> No.41337845

KEK he doesnt get the point of the game, you are suppose to add weight with the rocks til the meter on the right goes right
balls falling doesnt matter

>> No.41337849

>>41337778
he’ll whore himself out to get more toreba funds ToT

>> No.41337854

>>41337818
the little dial on the right,

>> No.41337862

>>41337818
You need to get them in the middle-middle platform. Too left or right, and it falls off. It's a scam

>> No.41337863

Wait... why did he put it back?

>> No.41337874

Aren't the balls light and big so they're traps that stop you from actually winning?

>> No.41337885

>>41337818
you are supposed to take the mid one, i think.

>> No.41337886

>>41337863
He doesn't understand that it's fundamentally an obstacle.

>> No.41337888

>>41337835
you want the small balls to fall to the scale

>> No.41337890

>>41337835
You want them to stay on the third platform

>> No.41337909

>>41337854
>>41337862
This unironically seems like the worst game, mass play burner

>> No.41337942

he doesn’t know what the goal even is…

>> No.41337947

HE'S GOING TO SPEND 300 DOLLARS
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.41337949

i need to get this man into vegas and rob him of his retirement fund

>> No.41337957

This man is ADDICTED, he's in too deep

>> No.41337960

>>41337874
I think the strat is try to use big balls to push small balls onto the middle platform to maximize weight per volume

>> No.41337969

>>41337749
This image but with Magni or Axel please

>> No.41337974

>>41337456
I'll compromise by making separate pastas if a stream is exceptionally noteworthy

>> No.41337982

Bettel selling his body to fuel his crane game addiction...

>> No.41337996

$300 on this is better money spent than $300 on genshin pulls

>> No.41337999
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41337999

Bettle

>> No.41338008

>that akasupa
Well at least he's getting his money back.

>> No.41338018

This is the true BFE, going on an arcade date with Bettel and watching him throw his money away at crane games until it's been two hours since the movie you were supposed to see started

>> No.41338024
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41338024

BELIEVE IN THE DAVID THAT BELIEVES IN BETTEL

>> No.41338027

"guys we are so close"
he cannot ever step into a casino

>> No.41338028

he's just like Jerma....

>> No.41338036
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41338036

I'm fucking watching irl Kaiji.

>> No.41338048

> got one ball in
> two fell down

>> No.41338063

>staff-san is actually watching the stream

>> No.41338068

STAFF WATCHING THE STREAM

>> No.41338072

THIS GAME SUCKS

>> No.41338082

>>41337996
yeah but $300 spent on genshin is better than $300 spent on some hobo's turds

>> No.41338087

STOP MAKING THE CHOMP SOUNDS ITS TOO CUTE

>> No.41338090

Staff is based

>> No.41338091

Wtf I think staff is unironically watching the stream

>> No.41338095

>>41337999
real sigmas know they can get a year's wages off of one hour of gambling

>> No.41338099

>he literally doesn't even know the objective of the game

>> No.41338128

lol staff enabling him.

>> No.41338131

he just threw away $60

>> No.41338137
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41338137

owari da

>> No.41338139

BETTEL MY BOY,
HE STILL WON SOME THINGS

>> No.41338143

>>41338099
To be fair, neither do we. At least the coin version is self explanatory.

>> No.41338152

SHORK?

>> No.41338167
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41338167

>>41338018
ANd I am HERE FOR IT!

>> No.41338168

>>41337996
Lol it's $300 for two stuffed animals. Plus $40 on shipping when they don't even cost the shipping amount.

>> No.41338169

Shark head BIG Let's GOOOOO

>> No.41338170

wtf, why did he quit

>> No.41338174

yumes you gotta comfort this guy

>> No.41338180

This is where gwamba has been?

>> No.41338186

HES GETTING GURA AIEEEEEEEE CHUMBUDS DON'T LOOK

>> No.41338187

Why is there an “A”

>> No.41338191
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41338191

Oh shit this one is BIG big

>> No.41338196
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41338196

This is the closest I'll get to seeing my oshi in like a month

>> No.41338199

that's one heavy shark, I don't think he's gonna do it...

>> No.41338227
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>> No.41338235

>literal minutes of Gura mentions
this is without a doubt the single worst fanbase in the history of Holostars

>> No.41338234

>>41338187
Toreba knew...

>> No.41338237

DEPTH PERCEPTION

>> No.41338245

>staff sending those cheers
LMAO

>> No.41338248
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41338248

Why is it just a head?

>> No.41338268

>>41338174
Comfort sex to make him feel better after losing his life savings

>> No.41338271

>mentions staff
>sticker appears
They are actually /here/ (on the stream)

>> No.41338279

This is why you haven't seen her in a month. She's been trapped here this whole time.

>> No.41338304

>>41338235
WE MISS HER GOD DAMN IT

>> No.41338306

Wait so the occasional cats showing up are staff cheers? How does that work

>> No.41338313
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41338313

>"what is this idiot doing?"

>> No.41338316

>staff is mocking him now

>> No.41338319

BETTEL
PLEASE
JUST DO IT

>> No.41338331

staff is taunting him

>> No.41338330

>>41338187
Actual answer, it's probably type A for the blue shark and B for the grey shark.

>> No.41338342

Staff fucking with him hardcore

>> No.41338344

GAME OVER, YEAAAAA

>> No.41338345

did he not make any progress

>> No.41338347

>>41338187
it shows what color you're getting since the machine has multiple variants of the same plush

>> No.41338357

HE RECENTERS IT KEK

>> No.41338362

He's addicted

>> No.41338375

He's genuinely retarded
Staff doesn't even understand what he's doing
Top fucking kek

>> No.41338378

OH NO HE'S ADDICTED

>> No.41338381

>>41338304
go spam /ggg/ about it

>> No.41338388

HE'S GOING TO LOSE ALL HIS MONEY GAMBLING

>> No.41338390
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41338390

I want to enable Bettel and his bad life choices....

>> No.41338393

>150USD
JESAS

>> No.41338391
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41338391

>You're staff
>simple job just move the prize closer when some idiot pays too much gotta keep em hooked
>you're on your phone
>suddenly get a text some gaijin is screaming at your game
>you see Bettel, anime gaijin is too incomprehensible except for when he says "staff(u)"
>you press button on machine that shows you as a cat cheerleader to egg him on even though he's spent 15000yen

>> No.41338397

Staff's literally watching

>> No.41338403

>>41338388
fucking based

>> No.41338410

>>41338345
If anything, he regressed

>> No.41338412
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41338412

CONFIRMED MONTHLY TOREBA LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.41338418

>once a month
this man is going to be the first vtuber to graduate with less money than when he was born

>> No.41338429

ITS AN ADDICTION
HIS HE TASTED BLOOD, GOT REWARDS

>> No.41338456

wait can staff understand English???
They're actually responding to what he's saying.

>> No.41338460

staff is fangirling

>> No.41338466

>>41338174
uuuohhh pity sex with bettel

>> No.41338467

hes going to start supa baiting to fund his gambling addiction

>> No.41338472

Still can't believe there's two of them...

>> No.41338474

>>41338391
That's so fucking parasocial it's insane, it's actually worse than whores streaming

>> No.41338476

>>41338418
KEK

>> No.41338477

>>41338418
This only cost him 100 bucks. He makes that much taking a shit.

>> No.41338483

Watching Bettel play this crane game reminded me of a certain someone
https://youtu.be/VfMZlcTys7M

>> No.41338482

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.41338489

ENTER
FATTO CATTO

>> No.41338502
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41338502

HE LOVES (US)

>> No.41338508

Why the hell did he pause so long after reading ThattoCatto

>> No.41338515

Y'shtola is no more

>> No.41338521

>>41338187
Some of the toys come in different colors, they'll be labeled A for the blue, B for the red or such and such since in some cases colors might be similar enough to be hard to distinguish or the toy might be in a box

>> No.41338523

>>41338456
I'm sure they at least know the words "staff" and "thank you".

>> No.41338538

I can't believe Y'shtola's fucking dead (again)

>> No.41338539

hes playing off stream isnt he

>> No.41338542

>it’s over
Great, now what

>> No.41338546

How much money did he spent on each game now?

>> No.41338552
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41338552

>>41338482
STAFF PITY/10

>> No.41338563

>>41338482
Hardest laugh in a while/10

>> No.41338567

>>41338483
I'LL BE TAKING THAT ONE

>> No.41338568
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41338568

>>41338167
>real sigmas know they can get a year's wages off of one hour of gambling

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41338573

>>41337232
His girlfriend is hot and I should really play her game

>> No.41338574

>>41338542
You miss him

>> No.41338575

>>41338482
BETTEL SEX NOISES/10

>> No.41338586

>>41338542
Now you watch Hermanito scream

>> No.41338600

he's gonna do BFE streams with asmr to fuel expenses

>> No.41338604

>>41338474
Parasocial is not the right buzzword, it's jus pavlov's bell, Staff was probably happy to hear him calling them out live, they were obviously watching and reacting to him saying it

>> No.41338605
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41338605

>Playing Crane Game Toreba
>Picks a machine with Brian the horse
>Constantly fails, but is making progress
>Suddenly staff comes in with the “assist”
>It actually makes it harder because it threw off Bettel's game plan
>Brain is stuck by its head in between the bars
>More failures
>Staff starts cheering him on LIVE
>Staff gives him The Hand of God AGAIN
>HE'S STILL FUCKING IT UP
>STAFF GIVES HIM A THIRD HAND OF GOD ASSIST
>HE'S
>STILL
>FUCKING
>IT
>UP
>On the verge of tears
>Staff takes pity on him and kicks the back of the machine so it falls in
>Bettel spent $80+ on a horse plushie he could have bought for $3 on Aliexpress
>Purchases more pulls
>Gets a Goose prize in like 5 minutes
>Jobs another $80 to a weight-based game
>One last attempt at Shark Head (Big)
>HE COMPLETELY FUCKING WHIFFS IT
>T W I C E
>Ends day with 2 prizes, $200 in the hole, a gambling addition, and the bitter sting of defeat

THE PAGLIACCI OF HOLOLIVE PRODUCTIONS ENGLISH

>> No.41338619

>>41338482
WE ALMOST GOT IT GUYS/10

>> No.41338629

>>41338482
A+ Bettel noises/10

>> No.41338635

>>41338482
Good laffs/10

>> No.41338645

>Another gambling addict in Holostars
My heart can't take another fucking Kaoru...

>> No.41338647

>>41338600
GOD PLEASE

>> No.41338648

>>41338604
You are not wrong, but the fact that they use cute kitty stickers makes it parasocial

>> No.41338650

>>41338456
The website is in english. I wouldn't be surprised they have staff that can speak it given how popular Toreba is.

>> No.41338649

>>41338483
We need to get Bettel to play some sort of gambling game
watch him earn a mil, puke, then proceed to lose that mil and then puke again after passing out

>> No.41338661

>>41338508
the little "i" information thing on the game popped up, probably telling him to hurry the fuck up and play or he'd get kicked, but it was in japanese

>> No.41338667

>>41338418
>spent $150 (can be written off as a business expense in taxes)
>Made $1000 in stream super chats
>the $150 could've been credits given to him for free by the crane game company or money given to him by cover
Anon even if this was 100% out of pocket he made $850 (not including Cover/Youtube taking their cut) but still in the black.

>> No.41338669

>>41338482
MAX LUCK/10

>> No.41338677

>>41338605
KINO KINO KINOOOOO

>> No.41338685

>>41338605
where is the full copypasta, i need to see how long it is now

>> No.41338686

>>41337232
>>41338573
I don’t get it, why is her name Brian

>> No.41338688

>>41338573
Shoot, I effed up the audio. If only catbox wasn't bugging out.

>> No.41338706

>>41338306
There are staff members watching all of the cranes in case of shit getting stuck/providing assists/restocking the machine when someone catches a prize. They send emotes to cheer people on if they notice the same player is spending a while trying the same machine

>> No.41338707

>>41338686
she's a race horse
they have funny names

>> No.41338726

>>41338482
Kaiji/10

>> No.41338728

>>41338605
Wasn't it only $150? I thought he only added more money once

>> No.41338735

>>41338600
>bettel starts whoring himself to viewers to fund his toreba addiction
ToT

>> No.41338737

>>41338706
this one is definitely responding to Bettel live, I think this staff was actually watching the stream

>> No.41338740

>>41338667
plus his monthly salary from Cover

>> No.41338747

>>41338605
KEK

>> No.41338773
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41338773

IT'S TIME

>> No.41338778

>>41338667
>Writing gambling off as business expenses
Fuck me that's genius

>> No.41338790

>>41338649
We need to get him a sponsorship from one of those real-money online casinos.

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>>41338661
huh... isreal

>> No.41338803

>>41338686
Real race horse but the gacha horse game anime'd him

>> No.41338829

HERMANITO ON THE TELLY

>> No.41338876
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HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA HAKKA

>> No.41338880

Hakka called flayons fans machironis

>> No.41338882
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41338882

>Here lies Narita Brian

>> No.41338919

>>41338686
JAPAN'D
can't sell something unless it's an underaged flat girl or busty JK girl, so King Arthur and Nero become women same as Narita Brian (stallion) becomes Narita Brian (mare)

>> No.41338926

Hearing Bettel's ecstatic scream every time he moved the prize

>> No.41338949
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41338949

>Vesper is an alcoholic
>Bettel is addicted to gambling
>Altare is addicted to TCG pulls
>Axel is addicted to ecchi na nee-chans
>Shinri is addicted to lore
>Flayon is addicted to sus
>Hakka is addicted to metal
>Magni is a furry
This guild is truly cursed.

>> No.41338950
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41338950

Someone edit this for the birb

>> No.41338959
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.41338957

>>41338882
>Brian died in ‘98
Wait so all the Uma Musume’s are a bunch of dead dudes?

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What font is this so it can be added to?

>> No.41338974

AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.41338977

>>41338957
>dudes

>> No.41338982
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>>41338685
I cut off the original pasta to just his first week for the sake of """brevity""". Even so it's too damn long to keep adding onto it. I'll just make these mini-pastas when he has a meme-worthy stream. Here it is:

>Accidentally set merch presentation to autopilot and couldn’t fix it
>Picked an art tag that was already used by someone else
>First solo stream after debut. Has tech issues and can’t go live
>Makes a twitterspace after 20 minutes that just plays crunchy hold music
>TALKED TO HIMSELF FOR TWENTY MINUTES ON MUTE
>Posted the link to their FUCKING DISCORD instead of his genmates stream on chat
>Eats a whole frozen pizza and goes to bed. Tries again the next day
>Has a scuffed 2-minute stream before accidentally hitting the end stream button and redirecting to Hakka
>Makes another twitterspace. Starts having a mental breakdown, on the verge of tears
>Many of these issues are because he built a new computer 2 DAYS BEFORE HIS DEBUT
>Talks about how as a kid he pulled his teeth out eating Milk Duds and shoved Playdough in his ears until it hardened. This is apparently only the tip of the iceberg for his stories
>Didn't even know how to end the twitterspace properly
>FINALLY gets things functional on day 3 for Cooking Simulator, does a funny bit where he pretends to lag out
>Manager gets a heart attack because they weren’t informed about the lag bit beforehand, he gets bonked for it
>The reason he was having so much trouble before was because he was trying to stream ON HIS FUCKING WIFI
>Forgot what he was doing tomorrow and almost fucks up the redirect at the last second
>Next day, playing Getting Over It
>Forgot to buy the game and install it until it was time to stream
>Starts game, gets jumpscared by how loud it is, his tracking is also broken
>Gets filtered by THE FIRST FUCKING TREE for 10 minutes
>Almost goes on a SEXIST RANT about women bottling water
>After the stream Hakka declares him to be Xenokuni Enemy #1 because of his autistic food preferences
>Accidentally deleted the peanut gallery background and is using a debut banner during his Phasmophobia stream
>Had sleep paralysis, got his head stuck in a pillow and couldn’t escape
>Candy handcam stream starts
>Doesn’t have a mic stand, so he’s PHYSICALLY HOLDING THE MIC or setting it down
>Bought Women’s Small sized gloves, cutting off the circulation to his fingers
>Doesn’t have a mouse, scuffed setup has several things hanging precariously above the camera and his laptop
>Is making Gummy Sushi, CAN’T FUCKING READ THE JAPANESE DIRECTIONS, didn’t find out about the English instructions on the website his Mama tweeted until afterwards
>Pulls out a Magic 8 Ball, YEETS that shit, it almost falls down the stairs
>Fucks up the recipe IMMEDIATELY, spills water everywhere, mixes the wrong packets, tears the seaweed in half, final product ends up looking like a used tampon
>Gets triggered over being called Buddy the Elf
>He’s /here/ and been reading our ryona abuse fantasies. He thinks it’s “endearing violence”
>End of the week Zatsu
>Ate a whole 18-inch sleeve of 50+ Starburst pieces, immediately followed by hot wings, tummy hort
>Shinri trying to teach him how to use Photoshop. Still fucked up making his schedule several more times
>Chat is grooming and sexually harassing him with cute aggression superchats
>He threatens to SHOVE THEM IN A MEAT GRINDER like a certain other psycho he was compared to
>Puzzle marathon day, starting with Superliminal
>Fell asleep right before the stream started because he was tired from trying to fix the schedule
>Starts dropping frames, turns Vsync off, becomes PPC (PowerPoint Clown)
>Later playing We Were Here with Shinri
>Still dropping frames, swears in the first 2 minutes so instantly demonetized (does this in both parts)
>Turns up Shinri’s volume, gets jumpscared by him
>Takes 20 minutes to solve the first puzzle, all the while Shinri can’t contain his laughter
>He got confused and instead of thinking 4x9 were the grid dimensions it was a math problem
>Later in the stream Shinri tells Bettel to KILL HIMSELF

THIS WAS ALL WITHIN HIS FIRST WEEK OF STREAMING
THE PAGLIACCI OF HOLOLIVE PRODUCTIONS ENGLISH

>> No.41338988

>>41338882
>died on my birthday
Huh

>> No.41338997

A game that is both annoying the listen to and makes talking impossible. Incredible.

>> No.41339006

>>41338882
Bettel will visit her grave, trust

>> No.41339008

>>41338973
Comic Sans anon

>> No.41339009

>>41338880
>machironis
that sounds like a kronie and machiroon overlap...

>> No.41339022

>>41338957
Horses

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>>41338957
Golshi is immortal

>> No.41339045

>>41338973
Looks like Anime Ace

>> No.41339055

Hakka moaning...

>> No.41339059

>>41339008
Cool, thanks, so max negative luck bettel is at the bottom, how high is max positive luck?

>> No.41339067

>>41339009
disgusting

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Those notes be looking kinda nice

>> No.41339082

>>41339006
>her

>> No.41339090

WOAH

>> No.41339099

>>41338982
my god, I fear the future

>> No.41339110

AAAAAAAAA

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>>41339072

>> No.41339148

He screams like a girl.

>> No.41339164

>my first Hakka stream
>AAAAAA
Dude’s got some notes holy shit

>> No.41339169

He's a fucking choir boy

>> No.41339177

>>41339025
Anyone have that video of Gold Ship just fooling around in a field?

>> No.41339182

>>41338790
You are asking for drama that already happened on Twitch to happen to Bettel. Plus since gambling is illegal in Japan, I doubt Cover would allow it since nip company nip rules.

>> No.41339183

>>41338982
Just make a massive pastebin with everything.

>> No.41339225

>Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ipbu4msLSw

>> No.41339231

his feminine voice is really good...

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>>41339177
No but I have this

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>>41338982
retardation runs in the group

>> No.41339276

Im having such a hard time sound balancing this to where I can hear him talking and the screams not effecting my tinnitus

>> No.41339311

>>41339025
Is the Goldship vtuber still active?

>> No.41339318

>>41338973
Needs to add

EL LIDER NA HORA DEL DIABLO

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>>41338950

>> No.41339322

Emet....I lov you....

>> No.41339360

>>41339323
kek thanks anon

>> No.41339388

I love my hermanito so much!!!!!

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>> No.41339485

>>41339432
Nice

>> No.41339504

>i was cockulating it man

>> No.41339509

He was COCKULATING it

>> No.41339511

>>41339432
I wish there were drawings of comforting the sad clown.

>> No.41339531

>>41339432
made for face fuck and full neslon breeding

>> No.41339546

>>41339511
with all these annoying ryonafags? not happening

>> No.41339599

>>41339511
Comforting her booba with my hands, specifically.

>> No.41339602

>>41339511
Unfortunately all people want to do is beat him up for some weird reason. I just want to see him smile.

>> No.41339605

He hates Emet...

>> No.41339646

https://twitter.com/Girl_Dm_/status/1616268707843694593

>> No.41339677

>>41339602
Same. Clown deserves sweet love, not ryona

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>> No.41339783

>>41339511
then draw it or commission it

>> No.41339820

>>41339432
why is she fucking SEXXX

>> No.41339831

>>41339783
I'm flat broke, because I too am a sad clown.

>> No.41339846

>>41339269
Shien will be the king of dumb until someone else climaxes on stream in an even more retarded way.

>> No.41339849

Gotta say he makes some pretty good Jojo shouts

>> No.41339875

Thank god that you faggots are finally realizing that ryona is absolute garbage...

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>>41339511
this one's more of a yume one tho

>> No.41339910

>>41339831
too bad then nigga

>> No.41339912

>>41339875
I want to break both male and female Bettel :)

>> No.41339930

>Vanguard is just Buddy Daddies in vtuber form
>wild card parent
>serious parent
>literal children

>> No.41339956

THE CULTARES ARE WHORES

>> No.41339962

>>41339846
>Bettel electric massager stream with his senpai

>> No.41339964

>>41339875
I'm sure there's a few anons that already hated it from the start but as long as Bettel exists its never going away.

>> No.41339996

>>41339875
i've never been a ryona fan

>> No.41340006

>>41339912
And I wanna break (You)r ass

>> No.41340025

Altare is being "menhera" on stream again

>> No.41340028

leader's sussy breaths....... TToTT

>> No.41340047

Leader is being kind of a faggot, guys...

>> No.41340051

>>41339754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbeC2w-uIEU

>> No.41340065

>>41339875
its not the same people to begin with, ryonaposters are still going to post

>> No.41340066
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WHORES! ALL OF YOU!

>> No.41340074

>>41340025
what did i just miss

>> No.41340091

>>41339875
What’s ryona?

>> No.41340095

>>41340047
>Not wanting to lose his purity with a bunch of fucking sweaty FEMALES
I dunno, sounds incredibly based and straight to me

>> No.41340106

CULTARE TRIED TO RAPE ALTARE AIEEEEE

>> No.41340133

>>41340066
He shouldn't strip naked in front of them so much then.

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>> No.41340176

>>41340106
*Seduce. I would never rape leader.

>> No.41340187

>>41340091
basically sadism.

>> No.41340190

>>41340091
Nettel, please remember to apply for shipping of your goose and horse before a week is over.

>> No.41340193

>>41340091
ryona DEEZ NUTS________________________

>> No.41340206

>>41339875
I'm pretty sure it's mostly a meme. I initially found it a little funny as a bit, but it's started to get old. Ryona itself is and always has been shit.

>> No.41340214

I WANNA MOLEST LEADER

>> No.41340217

>>41340190
>Nettel

>> No.41340243

>Rock
It's going to be Rock Simulator with him putting Snailtare over the rock, isn't it?

>> No.41340259

HE IS GOING TO RAPE DWAYNE-CHAN LIVE TOMORROW

>> No.41340285

ROCK

>> No.41340324

>>41340206
Ryona becomes hot when you realize that it's mostly girls who like it.

>> No.41340327

>>41340091
Lurk 100000000 years

>> No.41340336

He loves us

>> No.41340384

>>41339956
But enough about Vesties

>> No.41340391

>>41340243
Pure kino if you ask me

>> No.41340397

>>41340336
>us
Wrong. He loves me.

>> No.41340407

>>41340324
why would that be hot

>> No.41340421

>>41340324
I don't want to be beaten up by a girl though. I want headpats.

>> No.41340420

>Leader of Holostars English Tempus, Regis Altare, will not succumb to earthly desires...
>Oh boobs!

>> No.41340467

>>41340420
Yeah, mine.

>> No.41340483

Who the fuck is this whore Rin and why does she think she can try to ruin my time with my hermanito

>> No.41340486

>>41340324
I only like ryona when the "victim" is a girl tho, when i see a lame pathetic loser guy i just want to take care of him and bake him a delicious cake

>> No.41340501

>>41340324
But anon, all I want from a girl is to cuddle and talk about anything, not to be beaten by her...

>> No.41340525

>>41340025
What happened?

>> No.41340531

>MAMAWEBO

>> No.41340533

>>41340336
>us
except for me

>> No.41340539

>>41340421
>>41340501
They want you to beat them. That's what's hot.

>> No.41340541

>>41340324
most men are weak they just want to be babied

>> No.41340562

MY HERMANITO DID IT

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>>41340091
This is ryona

>> No.41340574

>>41339875
t. gurofag

>> No.41340579

>>41340533
vesper you should have just played fishing simulator with him....

>> No.41340601

So right now Tempus is
>3 Asians (Altare, Magni, Axel)
>3 Caucasians (Vesper, Shinri, Bettel)
>1 Latino (Hakka)
>1 Unknown (Flayon)

>> No.41340609

>>41340525
Nothing serius just Altare running away from his fanbase because they got naked and started chasing him, at this he made sex noises while running

>> No.41340612

I want the religious mexican candles for Hakka birthday merch

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>>41338973

>> No.41340616

Ryona is about in the same tier as scat and NTR. It only gets you off if your brains were altered by porn addiction at start and nothing "normal" cuts it anymore. So you increase the stimulus to make it keep working

>> No.41340629

hakka can hit some fucking high notes damn

>> No.41340650

>>41340601
He's Canadian anon, I can feel it

>> No.41340655

>>41340601
isnt shinri korean?

>> No.41340658

>>41340601
Is Shinri confirmed? I saw some anons say he's Asian.

>> No.41340668

>>41340601
Flayon is Canadian

>> No.41340676

>>41340421
>>41340501
cute anons

>> No.41340681

>>41340658
Yes, he's Canadian

>> No.41340695

>>41340467
wait WHAT?

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>>41340612
One of these, but with Hakka?

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>>41339820
Magni actually put in effort this time since he now know everyone is going to his design as a baseline whenever they draw genderbend versions of Tempus.
He even mention that he's going to redraw HQ because he honestly didn't expect everyone to his design as a base the first time and sorta just drew himself but with a ponytail.

>> No.41340800

>>41340501
>>41340421
Ryonaposting is just for laughs, I don't actually want to hurt anyone or see gore/blood. I don't even get aroused from it.

>> No.41340812

Is there such a thing as reverse Ryona? Like I want a cute girl to beat me up but she needs to be a pacifist and against it. I want to see the face she'd make when she realizes she just beat me up because that's the only way our relationship would work

>> No.41340844

>>41340762
But magni is very feminine, so just drawing himself with a ponytail already works.
Who really needs a rework is Regina and Alice. And that guy with gray hair, forgot what he was called again

>> No.41340870

>>41340812
this is the plot to a yakuza side story

>> No.41340874

>>41339432
i NEED the artist NOW

>> No.41340875
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>>41340844
You mean this guy?

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The clown is for snuggling and reassuring and I live Jim.

>> No.41340904

>>41340875
I think so? Not fully sure now

>> No.41340918

HAKKA BLOWJOB

>> No.41340961

I think Hakka has said a grand total of 20 unique words this stream. 85% of the stream is just him making Hispanic noises.

>> No.41340974
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>>41340844
Zeta?

>> No.41340986

>>41340812
Ryona with a regretful pacifist as the dealer

>> No.41341032

>>41340974
I mean, it was some guy who kept being featured with HQ
But Zeta is cuter anyway

>> No.41341049

What the fuck was THAT sound

>> No.41341054

OH NO HAKKA CAN TRAP VOICE, TOO

>> No.41341072

>>41340918
FUCK YOU NOT MY HERMANITO

>> No.41341099

hapapa hapapa

>> No.41341118

>>41340812
Ryona but instead of someone beating you, you get a hug and $10k, that would be nice...

>> No.41341161
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Our colors looks less diverse than the girls desu

>> No.41341173

>hapa
>hapapa
>hapapapa
>hapa
>hapapapapapa

>> No.41341190

>mating noises

>> No.41341196

>>41341161
>three purples
I will never understand why they did this

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>>41340541
>Men spend most every day getting shit on and told that they're weak for wishing that even a single person would treat them well.
The whole world is ryona, I guess.
>>41341118
Isn't this basically the same as when shortly after the Myth girls debuted they got bullied hard by superchats?

>> No.41341207

>>41341190
hakka’s a screamer ToT

>> No.41341213
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41341213

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1616281831615365123?s=20

>> No.41341223

>>41341161
Need more green

>> No.41341231

>>41341196
Because purple is the best colour, obviously?

>> No.41341240

>>41341161
Magni was unironically right when he said Bettel should have been Onceler Green.

>> No.41341248

>>41341213
HE WENT BACK TO SECURE THE ALPACA KEK

>> No.41341264

>>41341161
Isn't Mumei brown? Also why is Hakka the pink one and not Bettel?

>> No.41341266

>>41341213
Holy shit Bettel

>> No.41341291

>>41341213
Like I said
NEVER LET THIS MAN PLAY A GACHA GAME

>> No.41341307

>>41341213
bettel has a gambling addiction..

>> No.41341310

>>41341213
This man is 100% going to develop a crippling gambling addiction

>> No.41341318

>>41341264
no anon, hakka is the brown here, not mumei

>> No.41341341

HERMANITO DID IT

>> No.41341358

>>41340961
His voice is beautiful and all I need

>> No.41341373

>>41341213
>Pinged everyone for his gambling addiction

>> No.41341375

I kneel, Hermanito

>> No.41341376

That fully bodied laughter from hakka might be one of my favorite laughs of all of hololive
rivaled by botan

>> No.41341378

>>41341161
God i love my oshi Events, Collabs, Etc.

>> No.41341382

>>41341161
Is green not popular in Japan? Cover doesn't seem to have many green talents, at least compared to other colors.

>> No.41341396

>>41341240
Probably so, but I think Magni would regret letting anyone else get closer to being a tumblr sexyman.

>> No.41341401

HE DID IT!!!

>> No.41341462

Wait what did Vesper now? I see he hasn't been suspended again...

>> No.41341465

>>41341382
They have a bad track record with greens, not gonna risk it again

>> No.41341506

>>41335989
But that's early deadbeats too

>> No.41341513

>>41341462
Someone give this anon the copypasta

>> No.41341525

>>41341465
but oga is fine?

>> No.41341529

>>41341382
frog holo vtuber never ever..

>> No.41341536
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>>41341382
It's the second most popular color in Japan.

>> No.41341565

HE'S SO PRECIOUS AAAAA

>> No.41341568

>>41341536
>blue
shit taste sorry leader

>> No.41341573

>>41341513
Is this the one where Vesper convinced Coco to show her viewer demographics on stream?

>> No.41341592
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JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE BOG

>> No.41341600

>>41341536
So this is why Guraand Altare are so popular

>> No.41341613

>>41341536
Redbros... Not like this...

>> No.41341620

>>41341536
>Includes brown but not pink

>> No.41341628

>>41341600
>Altare are so popular

>> No.41341634

>>41341525
Didn't Oga also get suspended?

>> No.41341640

>>41341600
No, they are the embodiment of blue dorito brand in a way

>> No.41341659

>>41341620
I guess pink is just a shit color huh?

>> No.41341667

Man, these artists are so fast...
https://twitter.com/miamisuki/status/1616270510060638209

>> No.41341691

>>41341600
Maybe, maybe not. Blue's my favorite, and neither of those are my oshi.
>>41341613
Maybe red is nerfed in Japan because the predominant color scheme on all of their cultural relics, so it stands out less to them.

>> No.41341705

>>41341634
Oh, but Vesper is not green?

>> No.41341709

>>41341634
It was a self-imposed break to avoid too many flames.

>> No.41341714
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41341714

hermanito love!!

>> No.41341761

SHINRI JUST ANNOUNCED HIS TRANSITION!

>> No.41341768

>>41341536
Orangebros... why orange is so unpopular...?

>> No.41341806

>my anus
wtf

>> No.41341868

It really hits different with his voice.

>> No.41341872

Hakka>Axel>Flayon>Altare>Bettel>Vesper>Magni>Shinri>Towa

Bet you guys won't get this ranking

>> No.41341919

Flay sounds drunk....

>> No.41341922

>>41341872
Is this the who you don't want to impregnate ranking?

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>> No.41341951

>>41341872
Tightest asshole?

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>>41341872
>Towa is the last

>> No.41341956

>>41341872
smokers

>> No.41341957

>>41341872
Voice depth.

>> No.41341969

>>41341929
YOU CAN DO IT CLOWN HUSBAND

>> No.41341973

What did Flay make shinri say in japanese?

>> No.41342008

>>41341973
"Rejoice, young boy" apparently

>> No.41342010

>>41341872
Toe wer...

>> No.41342014

>>41341929
R

>> No.41342016
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>>41341872
Dick size smallest to largest

>> No.41342018

>>41341872
People rpr wants to fuck from least to most?

>> No.41342034

>>41341973
>>41342008
I think it's from fate

>> No.41342057

>>41341929
A

>> No.41342059
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>>41341872

>> No.41342072 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idww03ijpHo

Kronii is streaming if any of you don't want to watch the two fujobaits

>> No.41342089

>>41341973
The kirei line from Fate, "Yorokobe Shounen" It's a meme

>> No.41342098

>>41341973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyP49XSA50g

>> No.41342111

>>41341929
P

>> No.41342116

>>41342072
fuck off you faggot

>> No.41342125

Flayon is using a more relaxed voice ToT

>> No.41342128

>>41342072
go back

>> No.41342137

>Glados gijinka

>> No.41342145

>flayon NOW LIKES PORTAL

>> No.41342149

>>41342072
wrong thread vesper

>> No.41342158

>>41341929
E

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>>41342116
>>41342128
>>41342149
anontachi, why are you replying blatant bait? are you retarded?

>> No.41342178

>>41342145
head no longer empty
he just needs motivation

>> No.41342194

>HOLY SHIT
HE HAS AWAKENED

>> No.41342198
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>Flayon "Nice"'d this

UUUOOOOHH ToT

>> No.41342206 [SPOILER] 
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41342206

>is there a glados gijinka
yeah....

>> No.41342207

>>41342072
Stop posting here Vesper

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>>41342177
yeah

>> No.41342233

>>41341613
Red still dominates in Japanese marketing, though. I mean for a single example Kamen Rider hasn't had a green main Rider since W. Even then, iirc W's original colors were meant to be red and black.

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For me it's the Potatussy

>> No.41342275 [SPOILER] 
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>>41342206
kek this one is my favorite

>> No.41342288

Flayon sounds a lot better in this stream than the last one of his I saw. He only sounds like Vic Mignogna when he's making effort noises now.

>> No.41342306

who has the picture of vesper in armor?

>> No.41342308

>>41342206
ABAYO

>> No.41342322

shinri keeps calling dark blue purple, what's up with that

>> No.41342335

>>41342322
That's purple blue anon

>> No.41342360

>>41342233
True. Japanese media loves to use Red Oni, Blue Oni, too. I doubt it would be so effective if red wasn't the second most popular. Maybe the data is wrong?

>> No.41342372
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41342372

Flayon does the same mouth wide open buffering face Bettel did when Shinri is explaining things to him. What do you call this behavior

>> No.41342393

wait does flayon put on the high-energy voice as a nervous reflex? he sounds so calm with shinri, even calmer than on his solo streams

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>>41342372
Retarded autist behaviour

>> No.41342460

>>41342372
I feel like Flayon is trying so hard to replicate Bettel's behavior during the We Were Here collab. I know that made the collab but he really needs to find his own thing

>> No.41342466
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The shota is just making portals without seeing the puzzle

>> No.41342468

>>41340681
That doesn't mean anything. In fact that makes it more likely that he's Asian.

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>>41342335
>>41342322
It's deep violet.

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https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1616289031712538624
SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN

>> No.41342514
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ToT

>> No.41342591

>>41342482
Bettel no! The guild fund!!.

>> No.41342629

The way Flayon says "porble" activates my moronsexual instincts and makes me rock hard.

>> No.41342635
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Flora sex

>> No.41342637

>>41342591
altare is gonna make bettel whore himself out this time

>> No.41342649

>>41342360
There could always be something wrong with how they collected the data. And even with that aside, someone's personal favorite color doesn't necessarily translate to what color they would buy product in. Like I like green buy wouldn't own everything I have in green. "What colors are most popular for consumers" might be a very different graph.

>> No.41342657

I am convinced Flayon is medicated or drunk

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>>41342482
If you SC this clown you're just feeding his gambling addiction.

>> No.41342711

>>41342657
He did take meds for his motion sickness before the Ghost Train stream but don't know if that has any effect.

>> No.41342720

>>41342635
SSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX

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Gavis Bettel is going to autistically play Toreba until he's cracked at it like in Fall Guys, get a bunch of plushies non stop on his 3rd month of doing it, then make a huge plushie pile with those plushies and sit his clown ass atop it like it's a dragon hoard, then make a cameo appearance in HG's DnD as a pink dragon whose hoard is toreba plushies

>> No.41342765

>>41342482
I like how he liked Vesper's art enough to use it for discord. It also describes his current situation perfectly.

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>>41342657
>Canadian-Korean
>Gay
>Aspiring VA
>Streams high
Is Flayon is just Kronii

>> No.41342828

>>41342676
but if you won't SC him, he won't have enough money to buy frozen pizza and ramen and die of starvation...

>> No.41342839

>>41342817
Kronii does VA?

>> No.41342846

>>41342637
bettel getting forced to whore himself in elysium brothels for gambling all the guild’s funds away on carnival toys!!! ToT

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