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>> No.41321373

GURA WAS IN JAPAN

>> No.41321420

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.41321425
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>>41321373
FAUNA SAW HER

>> No.41321427

that took far too long you fucker!

>> No.41321498
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>>41321427
Sorry I got distracted watching anime so someone else had to make the thread, otherwise I would've had it up the moment the last one hit page 11

>> No.41321499

>>41320555
Fembuds are fembuds because they project themselves onto her and when they realize Gura is a literal angel descended from heaven with God's blessing in comparison to them they start fuming and they need to find a way to cope but instead of changing themselves and become less whores they are lazy human scum who would rather ruin all Gura's efforts to be the idol of hololive english, just to feel a little better about being whores. Yes 2view are here and there's plenty of them and they're all envious obviously but it's a women thing in general. I'd never trust a fembud about anything, even if she sexed me for free.

>> No.41321520
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41321520

I love my wife so much!!

>> No.41321543
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41321543

My onahole...

>> No.41321597

My take is: Gura WAS sick, but got the treatment she needed, and then went to Japan unannounced to do some recording. She also met up with the rest of the girls.

Nobody was allowed to talk about it since it's Gura and they don't want people looking for her.

>> No.41321628

Oh nyo~

>> No.41321633

>>41321597
retard

>> No.41321646 [DELETED] 

Prone bone mating press creampie cuddlesex with Gura and Gura's VA.

>> No.41321653
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41321653

my wife

>> No.41321787
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>>41321597

>> No.41321838 [SPOILER] 
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41321838

Gurass

>> No.41321909
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41321909

*pfffffft*

>> No.41321959
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41321959

This is a larpmate and menhera free zone. Please report any larpmates and menheras to a correctional officer.

>> No.41321986
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>>41321909

>> No.41322049 [DELETED] 

21-03-2023

>> No.41322084
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>>41321838
Smell check

>> No.41322099

>>41321959
I shoot menhera on sight. Bagged two of them down by the river the other night and found notebooks with hundreds of pages of bait and fake doxx

>> No.41322114

>>41322049
there aren't 21 months you retarded faggot

>> No.41322147
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You now notice that this image is extremely erotic.

>> No.41322259

>>41321838
Based Gurass poster.

>> No.41322321

>>41322114
Gooba would disagree

>> No.41322392

>>41322114
23rd of march, dd/mm/yyyy, it's not that hard mutt.

>> No.41322469

>>41322392
don’t you have a power plant to protest or something

>> No.41322596
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>>41322469
only thing i protest is shark wife piss not being in tap.

>> No.41322695
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*on tap

>> No.41322815

>>41322596
gura’s urine is equivalent to mother’s milk. all of her bodily substances are

>> No.41322874
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41322874

Cute Gooba

>> No.41323103

Gorbungle my beloved

>> No.41323113

21-01-2023

>> No.41323140

22-01-2023

>> No.41323218

2023-01-21

>> No.41323227

Take a moment.
Consider Gura's cunny.

>> No.41323255

>>41323218
Based ISO8601 chad

>> No.41323410

01-2023-23

>> No.41323437

I love her so much bros... Gura is the best thing to happen in my life. I want to hug her so bad.

>> No.41323535

>>41323437
Why don't you just hug her? Just go to every single house in America.

>> No.41323536
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>>41323437
Same desu

>> No.41323678

>>41323437
Same, but I also want to marry her.

>> No.41323779

https://youtu.be/5p2KEkb_g34?t=18997 This BGM makes me feel warm love for Gura.

>> No.41323808
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I'm excited for the marriage proposal stream bros. She's definitely coming back with the Tsar Bomba of love bombs. I hope I make it out alive.

>> No.41323846

>>41323227
I CAN'T JUST CONSIDER IT, ANON. I NEED TO HAVE IT, I NEED TO TASTE JUST A DROP OF THAT OH SO TINY CUNNY JUICE, JUUUUUUUUUUST A DROPLET WILL SUFFICE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>> No.41323934

>>41323808
kissable tummy T o T

>> No.41324260
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>>41323934
Gura wants you to vacuum her tummy before kissing it.

>> No.41324291

21-12-2012

>> No.41324358
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41324358

this is an american thread

>> No.41324415

09-11-2001

>> No.41324443

05/21/2011

>> No.41324522

>>41324415
Nvr borgedbt gobless

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>>41324358
Yes

>> No.41324604

20|04|1889

>> No.41324724

3/24/2015

>> No.41324730
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41324730

I would become a woman so I can give birth to Gura. Beat that.

>> No.41324805
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>> No.41324807
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Gooba gobs a loogie right into your mouth, and you roll it on your tongue and feel there's solid chunks in the spit. Do you spit or swallow?

>> No.41324811
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>>41324604
I was about to post this.

>> No.41324833
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>>41324730
egg gura born with fully formed FEET

>> No.41324841

Imagine just pulling her panties back and seeing her slit and puffy labia. I'd cream my briefs instantly.

>> No.41324874

>>41324811
the comfiest of dates, the comfiest of uncles.

>> No.41324921

How many children is ideal? I think 1 boy and 1 girl is the ideal but if Gura wanted lots of shark pups I’d give in.

>> No.41325001
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41325001

Me? I'm a chumbabooey

>> No.41325002
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41325002

Why is size difference do fucking hot?

>> No.41325018

>>41324921
20 children

>> No.41325054

>>41325002
It just is.

>> No.41325057
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>>41325002
i dunno, but it's just the best fetish to have.

>> No.41325104
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>>41325002
*so
This is what Gura likes btw

>> No.41325113

>>41324921
15 daughters. And I will impregnate them all.

>> No.41325160

>>41325002
I think it awakes this primal instinct inside of us. Like it's in our DNA.

>> No.41325199
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41325199

Gura is somehow 15cm shorter than my 11yo female cousin. Gura's literally smaller than 11yo kid and I am all for it uooohhhhhh

>> No.41325262
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>>41325113
I just noticed how similar chumbies are to actual shrimp. Im pretty sure thinbud has bred his many daughters multiple times by now.

>> No.41325266

>>41324921
As many daughters as possible, imagine the ideal harem of cunnies ranging from teenagers with budding breasts to toddlers all at your disposal. Just fucking think about it. T o T

>> No.41325315

>>41325262
What a life lol. Eat, Sleep, Fuck daughters.

>> No.41325382

>>41325266
T o T

>> No.41325394

>>41325199
It's hot but you shouldn't cheer that much as it's pretty obvious it indirectly caused this break.

>> No.41325437
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>>41324537
I love this American chauvinist shark

>> No.41325445

Imagine Gura spreading her daughter's legs for you... T ___ T

>> No.41325469

>>41325394
Huh? How would that be? Is there something I am not aware of?

>> No.41325493

>>41325002
It's my favorite fucking thing, that's all I know.

>> No.41325534

Why are Chumbies the horniest fanbase?

>> No.41325543

>>41325469
People as short as Gura usually have health issues of some sort from it.

>> No.41325564

>>41325445
her tiny hands helping position you at your daughters entrance, while stroking her daughters face, kissing her forehead as you push in through your daughter's hymen.

>> No.41325624

>>41325543
Oh, is she that short in reality too? I thought it's just the character. Now I feel bad.

>> No.41325628

>>41325493
It's kinda a hard fetish to explain, because it is so base, comes from such an instinctual level, it's very animalistic, it like comes straight from the reptile brain or something.

>> No.41325643

UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.41325700

>>41325624
How new? She got confused for a child at the airport

>> No.41325719

>>41325624
It's not known if she's exactly that short (good) but she is definitely pretty fucking short.

>> No.41325725

>>41325624
We don't know for sure, but we definately know she's very tiny.

>> No.41325726

>>41325534
how could you not with such a hot oshi?

>> No.41325774

i nearly doxxfagged about her height... but nothing is confirmed so who knows. It's nice to imagine though, and how cute she must be.

>> No.41325879

>>41325534
Our oshi has the body, voice and attitude of a 10-11 yo brat which is objectively peak female form. I literally can't stop thinking about her bald puffy cunny and her pee stained panties.

>> No.41325977

Gura's corner panties status?

>> No.41325995

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1409733257059573767
She likes it hard

>> No.41326005
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41326005

Oops! But also, Uoh!

>> No.41326063

>>41325262
>>41325315
Shrimps are born male and become female later in life.

>> No.41326064

>>41325977
slowly gaining sentience.

>> No.41326097

>>41325700
Oh damn, I must have missed that story. Gotta watch it later.
Hope it gets better for her, all the girls of that size I know have some kind of issues with backs.

>> No.41326153

>>41326063
WE'RE TROONS?

>> No.41326164
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>>41325437
It's us vs the world

>> No.41326188
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>>41326097
corrective coitus solves any lumbar issues.

>> No.41326221

>>41326153
worse, there are no loli shrimps.

>> No.41326224

When the holo members met all they said about Gura was cute. Cute meaning short.

>> No.41326282

>>41326005
IMAGINE

>> No.41326284

>>41326221
T-that really is worse. All fembuds are hags.

>> No.41326377

>>41326188
If only I could help like that. But all the smol girls are allways taken. And then they proceed to complain about being smol and unatractive despite that. baka.

>> No.41326447

>>41326188
I want to wrap my big hands around a little girl like this too... When will my wish come true. ToT

>> No.41326486

God, Gura is such a fucking sissy, I bet I could just pin her down and have my way with her and and she'd even enjoy it.

>> No.41326507

>>41326377
Why does it say baka? I am certain I typed baka

>> No.41326518

>>41326486
I would have to be coaxed into doing that but I would do it for her

>> No.41326567

>>41326507
bruh what is this? why can't you type shaking my head as an acronym?

>> No.41326638

>>41326567
Go back. Fucking newfags I swear...

>> No.41326641

>>41326567
I think you're a pretender! HOOCHA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLW5ENzAytA

>> No.41326655

>>41326486
I feel like she will squeal and squirt alot during sex. Better prepare some towels.

>> No.41326687
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>>41326507
bc ur a baka huhaha

>> No.41326815

>>41326164
Give her an AK, ARs suck ass.

>> No.41326889

>>41326638
Oh come on it is just your stupid containment board trying to be interesting. We don't need shit like this on b.

>> No.41326902

>>41326567
baka desu senpai

>> No.41326973

Holding Gura’s hand before marriage (bare skin)

>> No.41327022

GURA'S SLIT. GURA'S ACTUAL PUSSY. HER VULVA. HER VAGINA. HER PUFFY FUCKING CUNNY. SLIT, AXE WOUND, PUFFY MONS AND LITTLE CLIT. I BET SHE WEARS CHILDLIKE PANTIES AND SHE LEAVES PEE AND DISCHARGE STAINS ON THEM. SLIT SLIT SLIT. GURA RIDE MY FACE AND SQUIRT DOWN MY THROAT*SLURRRRPPP* *LICKY LICK LICK LICKY* GURA'S ACTUAL WARM PUSSY, GURA'S LITTLE KITTY. GURA'S CUN CUN THST SHE PLAYS WITH EVERYDAY. DO YOU THINK SHE'S A SQUIRTER?? I BET SHE'S A SQUIRTER. GOD IMAGINE HER NOISES AS SHE SQUIRTS OUT OF HER ACTUAL MUSKY UNWASHED PUSSY. FUUUUUCK. I NEED TO LICK IT

>> No.41327068

>>41326973
>>41327022
The duality of cumbuds

>> No.41327086
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>>41326815
You wish, commie

>> No.41327170
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Even loli haters can't resist the urge to lewd Gura

>> No.41327238
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Too much talk not enough feet

>> No.41327291

>>41327170
What the fuck is that goblin to the right?

>> No.41327336

I need to eat Gura's filthy pussy after she hasn't washed it in a month, I don't care if I gag or puke in my mouth, I need her stench.

>> No.41327364
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>>41327170

>> No.41327419

>>41327336
Gura is a CLEAN NICE SMELLING PINK WEARING GIRLY GIRL.

>> No.41327435
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>>41327086
Not a commie.
https://imgur.com/2w29d

>> No.41327484

>>41326973
This one is lewder

>> No.41327509
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Imagine if at the end of this all gura is found like this.
Couldn't stop worrying about it after the head empty tweet.

>> No.41327522

>>41327238
Do you think Gura would be turned on from licking and smelling my stinky man feet after a long day of work? I can't remember the last time I cut my toenails and they're all yellow...

>> No.41327610

>>41327509
You're jumping from 0 to a 100 real quick.

>> No.41327640

>>41327419
I once saw her described as the girliest tomboy and it kinda fits.

>> No.41327642

>>41327610
Ignore the retarded doomposters.

>> No.41327656

>>41327419
She'd do it for me, she knows her body was made to be enjoyed by me.

>> No.41327685

>>41327522
Fuck no. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2P165r6_sM&t=1h36m
Gura will drag you to get a pedicure before she considers having anything to do with your horrid feet.

>> No.41327744

Imagine digging up Gura's body and fucking her maggot filled pussy.

>> No.41327811

>>41327685
I want gura to insult my foot hygiene in front of 30,000 viewers

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>>41327509
Do you have OCD? Because those kind of scenarios play in my head 24/7

>> No.41327903

I want to eat her out while she has a yeast infection and is on her period

>> No.41327911
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>>41327238
Sauce?

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shart beam will cleanse this thread

>> No.41327956

>>41327610
God wish these kinds of posters would accelerate from 0-100 horizontally after losing contact with elevated structure.

>> No.41327988

>>41327915
Dino Gura will become my bidet

>> No.41328061

Gura is small enough to wear children clothes, panties and training bra.
Imagine the preschooler role play.

>> No.41328082

>>41327915
Yeah right in my mouth

>> No.41328160

I want to impregnate her and make cheese with her breast milk and pussy bacteria. I'd let it age until she gave birth and then eat it with her fried placenta.

>> No.41328206

>>41328061
gura watches kindergarten videos enough to do this

>> No.41328235

>>41327852
Idk. I never went to see anyone who could diagnose such things cause I ain't fucking insane.

>> No.41328237

>>41328061
FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M FUCKING CUMMING

>> No.41328356

>>41327915
This is clearly a dino beam.

>> No.41328501
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Gura cute!

>> No.41328528
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so cute

>> No.41328553

>>41321373
No tard. She was never in Japan

>> No.41328628

>>41321425
Tard. She saw a Gura advertisement

>> No.41328674
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5o4RCx9_4I

>> No.41328716
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41328716

4 chan sure went donwhill. Where are the times whe we bullied people for not attaching cunny to their messages. And why did nobody even call op nigger yet?

>> No.41328769

I LOVE HER
SO FUCKING MUCH

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>>41328716
the fact i get banned for racism outside of /b/ every three days is a sign of how far this place has fallen.

>> No.41328828

>>41328716
>we
Listen brother, I love cunny as much as the next guy but you cant post cunny every single post. Plus I'm Canadian so its illegal...

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>>41328828
>I'm Canadian
I'm sorry to hear that

>> No.41328906

>>41328801
Everyone knew this would happen when 4channel became a thing

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>>41328801
True, the mods are faggots and they should tongue a niggers anus. Gura cute!

>> No.41328930

>>41328674
Grooba…

>> No.41328936
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>>41328828
FUCK THE SYSTEM ENJOY ART

>> No.41328962
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LICKY LICKY
SWEET AND YUMMY
GURA'S CUNNY

>> No.41329003
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>>41328906
trannies take over every space on the internet and impose their ridiculous censorship everywhere they go.

>> No.41329063

>>41328962
DAMN! MY DICK

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>>41328936
fuck it as hard as it fucked you

>> No.41329144

Whenever I see, hear, or think about Gura it makes my heart go 'doki doki'.
What is this feeling?
...am I dying?

>> No.41329218
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>>41329132
Remeber, when it comes to lewdinig gooba no laws apply. Neither the moral nor the legal for gooba is above all.

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>>41329003
Hey, eventually those subhumans will kill themselves It's just a matter of time. Anyways doesn't gura hate the troons?

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and if you for any reason refuse to lewd her - fuck you you fucking fuck

>> No.41329395
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Remember chumbuds, never give in to big government because gura wouldn't want you to submit

>> No.41329430
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It is your obligation as chumbud to lewd gura no matter the rules

>> No.41329615

Do you think Gawr master plan was to groom an army of pedophiles all along? Gura was never part of this but was controlled subconsciously by Gawr like a puppet.

>> No.41329637

gura where? hoe

>> No.41329695

>>41329430
I think we need a goth outfit reveal theme next.

>> No.41329702

>>41329395
I bet Gura doesn’t pay taxes.

>> No.41329711

>>41329695
I want seifuku with Gura in middle school TuT

>> No.41329736

>>41327022
same desu

>> No.41329764

>>41329702
She does, but she jokes about not paying to pander.

>> No.41329836

>>41329702
We’re not being serious if you couldn’t tell.

>> No.41330019
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41330019

Gura should do a song collab with kanye west

>> No.41330065

>>41330019
Kanye already associates with pedos so it’s not that much of a reach

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>>41329836
Oh no I absolutely am! Fuck the system and fuck the moralists even harder for their need to restrict other people on basis of their made up morals values red of some ancient book

>> No.41330515

Gura’s butt

>> No.41330651

>>41330119
Upvoted, good sir!

>> No.41330693

>>41330019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGmE3SJiJaI&t=18546s

>> No.41330720

Are there any pictures of Gura's butt where it's really small and compact and bubbly? Like fit in the palm of your hand size?

>> No.41330805

>>41330693
it's weird how after kanye did the whole jew thing, he lost like billions of dollars.

>> No.41330871

I have been holding back on masturbating for months now. I'm waiting for Gura's return to bust my nut. Please come back gura.

>> No.41330904
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>>41330871
She gives goom perms for a reason, use them.

>> No.41330960

So Gura is coming back just as everyone else is coming back from Japan...
Don't you think that's a little too coincidental?

>> No.41330965

>>41330805
https://youtu.be/_m-gO0HSCYk?t=43

>> No.41330971

>>41330904
I’m kind of horny, I think I will goom again now

>> No.41331055

>>41330965
really makes you think...

>> No.41331072

>>41331055
Like the saying goes: Behind every joke there is some truth

>> No.41331091

>>41330965
I still remember when chappelle fled the country because he was so paranoid about hollywood

>> No.41331109

>>41330904
wonder if she meant to admit that she masturbates here... It's cute that she says it's cheeky. She probably does it when she feels cheeky.

>> No.41331136

>>41331109
She admitted that a long time ago

>> No.41331149

I have never touched a child sexually before but ever since my family found about my obsessions with Gura and the 18+ art I collected, they have been trying to avoid getting children close to me. Why?

>> No.41331243
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41331243

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.41331391

>>41331149
3/10 larp too obvious

>> No.41331522
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>> No.41331565

Gura gives me a raging heart boner...
And also a regular raging boner.

>> No.41331614

Guys I left my youtube account signed in on the smart tv I share with my roommates and the algorithm fucking recommended them the maid RP video and it was clearly mostly finished on the progress bar. I can hear them laughing about how “of course the guy without a girlfriend would watch that” and I’m about to start crying. I’ve been frozen up in my room for an hour now and I’m too afraid to go outside, wtf do I do

>> No.41331665
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>> No.41331717

>still trying
ywnbaw

>> No.41331719

>>41331391
1/10
Trying too hard. Can be applied to any Vtuber.

>> No.41331746

>>41331665
I'm diving in! ToT

>> No.41331758

Is Gura a size queen? Do you think getting restrained by big fat men turns her on?

>> No.41331796

>>41331758
She wants to be chased and pinned down.

>> No.41331825
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41331825

What type of woman would gura kiss?

>> No.41331915

>>41331758
I just asked her, she said no to the fat part but yes to the restrained part. As long as she's being overpowered she's happy

>> No.41331932

>>41331614
Member videos don't show up in recommended.

>> No.41331960

He thinks we're some normalfags afraid of ridicule kek

>> No.41331978

>>41331614
You're either larping or pathetic, either way stop being such a coward

>> No.41331992 [DELETED] 

>>41331149
>>41331614

>> No.41332001

>>41331149
Because you're a threat to children
Unrelated to the gura thing

>> No.41332071

>>41331915
Fake Gura. Real Gura loves shy big guys.

>> No.41332177
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Gura is probably working on the ASMR lovenest right now, getting the acoustics just right.

>> No.41332243

>>41332177
preparing nice smelling candles and soundproofing, and lots and lots of pillows.

>> No.41332271

>>41332071
Maybe different definitions of fat, as long as its not a pile of lard pinning her, she won't resist
She will put up some resistance as a natural reflex though, except for me, her lover.

>> No.41332340

>>41332271
Duke is a big pile of lard and she adores him

>> No.41332398

>>41332340
He can't even move around, there is no threat

>> No.41332456

>>41331758
I have never seen a female lolicon that doesn't
I dont get it

>> No.41332805

>>41332177
Give up fag. She's never going to do a proper asmr again. The one from 3/26/21 is all you'll get. I love how Gura acted like she was bad at it as an excuse not to do another real one again. Despite all the comments saying it was great. She also pretended to lose her 3dio as another excuse not to do a real asmr again.

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GURASS

>> No.41332858

You guys made me believe Gura was going to stream tonight. You fags hyped up that tweet

>> No.41332982

>>41332805
that video may as well be digital heroin so it’s not surprising she didn’t want to refine it further

>> No.41332993
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>>41331758
I wonder if Gura would do voice dubs for hentai. I hope she voices my favourite character.

>> No.41333031

>>41332858
>tonight
anon plss, not even gura would return from a break as long as that without a couple days of forewarn, my hopium addled brain is telling me next week might be it, anyone telling you anything earlier is completely delusional

>> No.41333036

>>41332805
For that post, I'm gonna goom to her sucking on my ears again, for the 40th time. Absolute ASMR perfection.

>> No.41333091

>>41332858
Literally anything she tweets gets hyped up. You should know better.

>> No.41333434

>>41331932
Maybe he means the maid rp stream with Fauna. That one is public

>> No.41333502
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41333502

Send letters to Gura. She needs them.

>> No.41333540

>>41331758
lol no, she doesn't like your fat ass. She is a size queen when it comes to dicks though. All women like big dick because it feels better and stretches out their hole

>> No.41333579

>>41333540
Watch streams.

>> No.41333621

>>41333540
My ex complained about going too deep.

>> No.41333684

>>41333579
You watch streams. Gura never said she loves fat guys and never said she prefers small dicks. Next

>> No.41333728

>>41333540
She's the cuddly type, I bet she'd feel very happy and loved if you caressed her belly while you're creampieing her even if you got an average dick.

>> No.41333742

>>41333621
I couldn't fit all the way into mine, same with getting head. Only with anal could I go all the way in. She would say it hurt real bad about 2/3's of the way in, but then something would give way and I'd slide in deeper, and she fucking loved when that happened.

>> No.41333755

>>41333621
But they love it compared to a small dick

>> No.41333815
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41333815

Sex with a fatfuckbud.

>> No.41333817

All these fat fucks are delusional thinking that Gura loves fat men. Lose some weight. Have you seen the 2 guys she was interested in? Both of them were fit

>> No.41333840

I want to penetrate her deeply and caress her belly and head and kiss her forehead and cheeks and neck and hug her tight while I release a load deep inside her warm soft womb and tell her "I will love you forever" and then I could die without regrets.

>> No.41333921

>>41333817
They were quite small though. Easily beatable in a fight. She needs someone large and big boned to show her true love. Not some short fucking fat fuck.

>> No.41333933

>>41333684
Again, watch streams.

>> No.41334182

Well fuck I'm renewing my gym's subscription tomorrow. I got a bit of beer belly otherwise I'm pretty fit if I say so myself.

>> No.41334253

>>41334182
Gura prefers abs but she doesn't mind a little jiggly belly. The harder part is your personality which will never be to her taste.

>> No.41334317

>>41334253
I will become the man she wants me to be, no matter what sacrifices I need to make.

>> No.41334336

Imagine having Gura cut your hair while she chats about her day, her gently fingers brushing against your ear, or softly touching your chin to get you to turn your head.

>> No.41334360

No I will be the last chumbud

>> No.41334362

>>41332993
Sauce?

>> No.41334378
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41334378

>Gura
>being info fat fucks
Since when

>> No.41334380

>all these buds fighting over my perfect shark wife
heh

>> No.41334419

>>41334253
hairy dad bods make her wet to her core. She wants to motorboat my chest hair.

>> No.41334435
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>Gura will never love me because I'm a manlet

>> No.41334443

>>41334362
saimin seishidou episode 6. it's garbage don't bother

>> No.41334480

>>41334435
get a measuring tape and measure how far up your body Gura's height would reach. Made me feel like a giant.

>> No.41334510

>>41334435
You'll catch her eye because you're a manlet. She'll tease you for it, and if you bant back you're in.

>> No.41334537
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41334537

She's the sweetest girl in the universe and I love her more than anything. I'd die for her.

>> No.41334562

>>41334443
giant fucking cow tit shit. sigh. 99% of hentai is fucking cow tit garbage. Hate it.

>> No.41334595

>>41334537
You're supposed to hide this fact from her while doing gentle teasing outside of special occasions when she's in the mood for it.

>> No.41334612

>>41334443
I've never been a fan of hypnosis in hentai. Makes it too easy or something I don't know.

>> No.41334640

>>41334537
same desu

>> No.41334659

>>41334612
That's the point.

>> No.41334692

>>41334595
I can be tsundere for her but I'm more of a yandere type tbqh.

>> No.41334705

>>41334537
actual goddess

>> No.41334748

>>41334612
only problem with diving into the hentai rabbit hole is discovering there's only like maybe 30 fucking loli hentai out there, and once you've seen them all...

>> No.41334754

>>41334692
menherabud…

>> No.41334775

>>41333502
I want to, but I don't know what to say that she hasn't heard a thousand times before. I don't want to bore her but at the same time I just want to tell her how special she is and how proud I am of her.

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>> No.41334809

>>41334748
Imagine giving a shit about hentai. Just fap to manga/doujins like a normal person.

>> No.41334853

>>41334775
Just fucking do it. She gets way fewer letters than you think she does.

>> No.41334868

>>41334809
>Just fap to Gura like a normal person.

>> No.41334899

>>41334775
It’s the act of sending her something that matters the most. If ESLs send her letters than you can too. Simple and sweet is all you need. You don’t have to write her a novel.

>> No.41334916

>>41334775
There's got to be something only you can tell her. There's only one of you in this world after all.

>> No.41334924

>>41334809
but i need that movement. That badly animated 3 - 4 frames of back and forth movement, and mosaic genitals filling my screen. Wish Shoujo Ramune was the rule not the exception.

>> No.41334939

>>41334853
alright fine I’m NTA but I’ll send her one tomorrow if I can figure out how to send physical mail, I’ve never done it before

>> No.41334969
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>social autists over analyzing Gura's jokes and spouting their headcanons as truths
These threads have changed tremendously the past two years yet this aspect always remains the same.

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>>41334868
glad you get it

>> No.41335009

>>41334853
I think I'll also write letters to the less popular girls, maybe some of the IDs. If Gura doesn't get that much imagine those poor girls.

>> No.41335012

>>41334924
I know what you mean. In my teenage years I could even fap to a seconds of naked booba in movies. Now I'm constantly looking for something better. It's never enough.

>> No.41335014

>>41334939
Tell her she makes a real positive difference to the world and improves people's lives.

>> No.41335043

>>41334969
It's no joke that Gura loves size difference. You can project from there.

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>> No.41335095

>>41334443
Only the last girl in ep6 was good. She was kinda cute and petite.

>> No.41335108

>>41335043
Gura loves me and that's it.

>> No.41335113

>>41335014
I’ll do that anon

>> No.41335163

>>41335095
I just watched it after skipping straight there. It's complete shit.

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>>41335012
And the diminishing returns sends you down a rabbit hole of degeneracy. Every now and then I have to bring myself out of the depths and back to something wholesome and vanilla. Gura helps a lot in this respect, but I still fall to degeneracy often. Hate being a male sometimes.

>> No.41335185

>>41335012
Feels pretty good that I can still jerk off to vanilla images like when I was younger, I can do it from my imagination too.

>> No.41335257

>>41335185
Imagination is way better, I try to do it that way whenever possible. Thankfully I have a couple fantasies/memories that I can reliably reproduce

>> No.41335397

>>41335257
Same, I feel bad for NPCs who need porn because they can't form mental images.

>> No.41335510

>>41334853
>>41334899
>>41334916
I think I'll try and gather my thoughts later and write something. I've put it off for months. Also, I have a cookbook that's filled with lots of local recipes, some even people's family recipes, that I wanna go through and write down ones she might be interested in. At least three different ones that would make up a complete meal.

>> No.41335552

>>41335397
I need the porn to get the imagination going, then i'm fine on my own. But the older I get, the harder it is to use imagination. And not having any real life experiences to use for more than a decade makes it real difficult. When I was in high school, imagination was more than enough because I was constantly surrounded by non stop cunny. And there was a particularly high percentage of extremely hot girls at my school. No where since has been like that.

>> No.41335662

>>41334809
Why is there so little doujins of Gura.

>> No.41335709

>>41335257
Yeah, my own imagination can give me my best quick nuts. Because obviously my own mind knows exactly what I need in order to get off in that moment.

>> No.41335710

>>41335662
there's not enough with Gura AND anal tags.

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>>41335662
There's lots of mesugaki ones. Those are basically Gura as she wants us to think of her.

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>>41334775

>> No.41336029

>>41335763
I love how popular mesugaki is getting.
I'll find something new fairly often when I make my quick daily sadpanda rounds.

>> No.41336098
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41336098

It's like everything is in greyscale and food doesn't have any taste

>> No.41336146

>>41336098
congrats you have depression

>> No.41336187

>>41336098
my food tastes like fucking shit today. so sick of eating. Maybe it's time for burgers while I listen to Gura's burger ASMR.

>> No.41336331

>>41336098
No taste sounds great compared to everything tasting sour and terrible.

>> No.41336374

I'm gonna write a sophisticated letter to groom Gura into feeling happy and loved.

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>> No.41336590

>>41336548
never post again

>> No.41336597

My sister has a very girly room with stuffed toys and pastel stuff. However I notice this box that was locked and she refused to open it no matter how I try to tease her. I wonder if Gura has any secrets too that would never share with her family.

>> No.41336647

>>41336548
I know you stole ame's pads Gura.

>> No.41336734

>>41336548
haram

>> No.41336788

>>41336597
Physically? probably nothing suspicious.
Virtually? definitely an hentai folder full of lolicon pics.

>> No.41336870

>>41336597
you're trying to open the wrong box bro.

>> No.41336928

>>41336548
absolutely disgusting

>> No.41336994

>>41336548
Who is this? Gura's busty sister?

>> No.41337004

>>41336548
INACCURATE

>> No.41337014

>>41336597
open the box

>> No.41337057

>>41336548
Reminder for the newfags that Gura liked this image.

>> No.41337071

>>41336548
Gura with big breasts and hairy cunny. Would you?

>> No.41337119

>>41336597
post your sister's hymen. What does she smell like? Ever sniffed her panties? Has she ever farted near you, or have you gone to the bathroom after she's taken a big shit? Shame Gura's not my sister.

>> No.41337141

>>41336788
Gura doesn't have a folder. It's all in her Edge browser history (never cleared)

>> No.41337195

>>41337071
Shave her and give her a breast reduction? Yes.

>> No.41337215

In an alternate timeline Gura is my non blood related sister and that’s hot.

>> No.41337238

>>41336548
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>> No.41337584
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41337584

At least from her twitter posts, she seems to be in good spirits. That is all I ever hoped for, that she was happy.

>> No.41337748

Unpopular opinion but I think Nacho mama had a better loli design than Gura. She took the best things about Gura and made it better on her own model including her accessories and facial expressions.

>> No.41337753

>>41337584
Same desu

>> No.41337823

>>41337584
I wonder if she's running out of vods to watch and dum memes to laugh at and is starting to get bored.

>> No.41337878

>>41335088
Why did we let her get away with this?

>> No.41337898

>>41337748
Do you mean rigging? I like Gura’s design much more but Nachos rig seems better done other than her wide floaty movements

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>>41334480
Jesas even at 165 this twerp would have like a chest level view of me

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>>41338249
:3 Told ya. Isn't she just the cutest.

>> No.41338488

Leg locking cuddling sex with my shark daughter wife until I goom.

>> No.41338683
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TuT

>> No.41338779
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>>41338683
Wished that was me ToT

>> No.41339034

Why does size difference translate so well in 2D, but so badly in 3DPD porn?

>> No.41339077

>>41339034
You can't turn males invisible whenever you want in 3D.

>> No.41339131
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41339131

I need PICTURES
Pictures of DINOS
REAL Dinos

>> No.41339194

>>41339077
What i mean is the sense of scale, in 3D small women don't look small enough, maybe it's the lack of scalable objects in their vicinity, or maybe it needs to be in VR to get a sense of scale. Or the petite girls just aren't petite enough. I see small girls just going out grocery shopping.

>> No.41339256

>>41339131
no one has cummed on one yet.

>> No.41339387

>>41339256
dino gura is too precious for tributes

>> No.41339475

>>41339387
Lots of people have 5+. Designate one of them as the cumdump dino. It's what Gura would want.

>> No.41339487

>>41339387
my semen is a blessing, not a curse. When I goom on an object, that object becomes a better version of itself. If I could have afforded one of these dinos, you all would have been blessed. Gura would probably retweet my tribute.

>> No.41339574

>>41333933
Nope, she never has. You watch streams.

>> No.41339578

I had sex witg Gura. T o T

>> No.41339601 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.41339616
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>>41339034
gaooo

>> No.41339630

>>41339574
she loves us big boys. Skellingtons can't throw her around the bedroom like she likes like we can.

>> No.41339685

>>41339616
dino gura has a big cunny, that thing practically goes up to where her belly button should be

>> No.41339686

>>41339616
>>41339131
lol

>> No.41339717

>>41336548
Tits are way too big. Don't these artists know that Gura doesn't like herself drawn with big tits or tranny male abs

>> No.41339771

>>41337898
Nacho's rig is okay but it seems really stiff at times. Stiffer than Gura's

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Knock knock

>> No.41339856

>>41339487
You should buy stuff, cum on it then sell it at a higher price since it's now better.

>> No.41339881

>>41339717
B-but she did like this image.

>> No.41339894

>>41339630
She doesn't like fatass slobs like most of her fans. Fat doesn't mean strong. And I never said she liked skeletons, so you just made that up.

>> No.41339922

>>41339856
cum arbitrage

>> No.41339961

>>41339856
i should buy people, come on them, then resell them for a higher price! Oh and it has to be cum from looking at Gura lewds, otherwise it doesn't count.

>> No.41339967

>>41339881
How long ago? Cuz she has complained about her tits being too big in some of the fan art

>> No.41340063

>>41339894
she doesn't like weak fatties, she like dad bod slightly overweight strong boys that can throw her around and bend her over various furniture. She wishes all skellingtons got the rope.

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>>41339131
oh nyo

>> No.41340517

>>41340375
All of you are pussies.
Once my Gura pop up parade scale figure arrived. I will compare it side by side with my onahole.

>> No.41340553

>>41339967
Very recent.

>> No.41340590

>>41340517
Big deal anyone can just put two things next to each other.

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>>41340063
I can deadlift 315 so I can throw Gura's tiny body around. T u T

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>>41340599
Yeah? I did a pushup today. Keep up that grind brother.

>> No.41340779

>>41340375
>Read owner's manual before use
Kek, they don't have much faith in gun owners. What's in the owner's manual? How to hurt and injure animals and humans with your new toy? To make animal bleed and die a painful death, point spicy end of weapon at pitiful defenseless animal or human, and squeeze the killing trigger to make the lifeform murderdie in pain.

>> No.41340802

>>41340667
I don’t mean to brag but I did 5 situps today. I can feel the abs forming already.

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>>41340802
And I would walk 5000 meters, and I would walk 5000 more.

>> No.41340873

>>41340667
>>41340802
You think that's impressive? I envision myself doing those things. In my mind.

>> No.41340922

>>41340873
holy shit

>> No.41340925

>>41340779
Your bait is too strong. Have a pity (You)

>> No.41340940

Sounds like we all need to do some exercise. Who's with me? Let's go! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdpAVIHgo

>> No.41340969

>>41340873
I have been edging to Gura puffy cunny for the past 1 hour does that count as wrist training?

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>>41340925
not my best work but i gave it a fair shot. Time to fap to the almighty goombombo.

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>>41341145
good gooming

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I exercised again.

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>>41340375
ura huhaha

>> No.41341520

>>41341458
Good job, chumbo.

>> No.41341571

>>41340969
I say it does!

>> No.41341626

>>41340969
I've been counting that as cardio for years unironically.

>> No.41341656

I’m afraid I’ll fuck my dick up if I go for an hour goomba forgive me

>> No.41341730

>>41325002
you can easily stroke your ego by being big, and that feeling of power intoxicates you

>> No.41341796

>>41340940
LET'S GOOOO

>> No.41341815

>>41341656
forgive me goomba...I must go all out..just this once..

>> No.41341883

>>41341815
But it's too dangerous! What if you die?

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Would you?

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