/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>41165005

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Gurass

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La creatura

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JWU is Gooba ogey?

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Ok Ill be honest nice pic

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I love Gura the most!

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>>41188567

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She won't stream on Valentine's day.

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>>41188605
head emty huhaha

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...

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>>41188679
Im gonna give gura another sister.

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I love my wife so much!!

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>>41188668
That's an aggressive looking Gura

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>>41188679
Rape

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>>41188715
Im gonna give gura another sister and daughter

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>>41188732
me floating in the water

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Sex with a fembud.

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Imagine being in her shoes and not taking 5 minutes to post an update if you truly cared about your fans. I can't.

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>>41188941
>Imagine being in her shoes
Thanks I will

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Imagine being in her shoes and dying in 5 minutes because of the smell, I can

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>>41188941
>being in her shoes
T u T

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>>41188973
stfu Gura smells good

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>>41189002
You and I both know that isnt true

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>>41189002
anon this was the cause of the break stinky

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>>41188941
god i wish i could smell her shoes

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>>41188973
>Dead by smelling Gura
You are worst than that anti faggot

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>>41189085
No the correct words would be I am corpse than that anti faggot her toeticus spliticus was too much to take in

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>>41189020
the first thing literally every girl who’s met her says is that she smells nice

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Gura's little girl cun

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>>41188941
https://streamable.com/546l83

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>>41189205

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>>41189197
Sorry but she still stinks (good)

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>the new anti angle is that she smells nice...
cope, the shart stinks

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>>41188973
If I were trapped in Gura's shoes for 5 minutes the overwhelming smell of shark feet would be replaced by an overwhelming smell of cum before i could die

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How does it feel Chumkeks knowing that your oshi is actually a nice smelling, pink wearing, cute girly girl?

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>>41189197
Shes clearly anxious about her smell anon, the others read the mood and spread good vibes but the only vibe im getting is death

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>>41189334

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>>41189334
Big Gender vibes

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>>41189263
>the angle is way more meaningful and entertain than their boring timeloops
Antis I kneel

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>>41189334
That's it I am dropping her. Antis you win.

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>>41189334
If Gura wanted me to sit in a mall as she tries on every single cute pink girly outfit I would do so with a smile on my face
And then when she found one she really wants I would happily buy it for her to wear!

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>>41189334
dropped

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I just want to bury my face between her sweaty butt cheeks and smell her butthole, is that too much to ask?

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Praying for my nice smelling wife's recovery. Feel better Gura!

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>>41189459
waiting for three hours inside pandora while goomba shops

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>>41189334
Funny mane I believed you until nice smelling

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>>41189334
no...

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I want to goom

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Reminder that these are from the girls who met her irl
>Smallest (even smaller than Bae)
>Weakest
>Eats the least
>Sleeps the most
>Best smelling
>Softest
>Hair is soft
>Has the smallest feet
>Gives long rocking hugs
>Gives the best hugs
>Dresses cutely
>Most ticklish (probably)
>Good dancer
>Shy and mumbly
>Is super cute in a way that surprised even Ame and Mori

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>>41189566
please stop posting shit like this I am so close and to being over her being on hiatus

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>>41189566
she's perfect

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>>41189566
uoh

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>>41189566
They were held at gunpoint to say that.

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>>41189566
>death grip hugging cunny
>worst smelling
>smelliest feet
>dress like brawl hobo
everything else same fixed it for you

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>>41189593
>nasally and adorable voice with a slightly raspy twangy country accent, cute way she enunciates words
>her adorable and funny noises, screams, and verbal tics, very cute mannerisms
>she's actually very small and the stories around it are adorable
>funny and witty with perfect comedic timing and delivery, good sense of humor and very good at ad-libbing
>huge knowledge on memes and references, knows when jokes get stale
>amazing pitch control, vibrato, and the timbre of an angel when singing, she has a special way of conveying emotion
>big passion for singing / music and other performing arts
>sassy, bratty, cheeky, can be a massive tease
>very sweet, compassionate, and emotional girl who cries easily and openly shows care towards others, does volunteer work
>can be very girly and giddy which makes her even cuter (fashion talk, hair talk, etc.)
>dorky and weird and when she's chatting she actually goes on about fascinating or funny topics, has a plethora of interesting random facts and useless knowledge
>the way she brings up random memories about various things that I can relate to (tv shows, school life, etc.)
>extremely loving towards her fanbase and her friends in hololive, clearly likes receiving affection from her fans with her endless goodbyes and gushing about fan letters
>the way she shows genuine appreciation towards her fans and the stuff they do for her (the fan letters, cheering her on, giving her love, etc.)
>she can be quite wise and good at giving advice around subjects that relate to her personally
>the way she gets flustered easily, second guesses what she says, and stumbles over her own words; her inability to get words out and the way she slurs is cute
>she's very cute with all her personal and relatable childhood stories (stuff she did with mom, how she sleeps on her belly surrounded by pillows, old computer games she liked as a kid, her interest in bugs, etc.)
>the way she goes on about the mundane things in her life like what she bought at the store or what she had for dinner
>her health/mental problems like her anemia, insomnia, fainting, and eating anxiety and her messiness make her even more endearing and give the urge to protect her
>the way she's that she's shy and self conscious / insecure / nervous about various things in her life and about herself (like her screams, stomach noises, snorts, etc.) and the way that she gets embarrassed makes her even more endearing and cute
>the way she appreciates her members for supporting her, helping her get over her stage fright, etc.
>her antisocialness and lack of IRL social interactions and the way she appreciates us for giving her someone to chat to and be there for her
>her love of her family and the way she always talks so sweetly about her mother
>her anxiety and her slightly autistic traits are endearing and cute
>has cute and interesting hobbies like cooking, baking, and gardening
>likes video games and she's a pretty good rhythm gamer
>loves cute girls and animals
>she's not self-centered, narcissistic, or egotistic at all, distances herself from social media and is free from drama, she's the polar opposite of an attention whore and likes living quietly / away from the public eye
>she has a fascination with history, nature, and other educational topics, watches videos/documentaries on topics a lot of girls wouldn't find interesting
>very country girl with her farm/home stories and the way that she's handy, crafty, sews, gardens, etc.
>tomboyish with her speaking patterns, interests, love of the old west, gross things she brings up, etc., while also having extremely girly moments
She's literally the perfect girl in my eyes. She's top notch in entertainment, cuteness, lovability, talent, etc., and her singing is so angelic that I can't even listen to some performances without crying.

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>>41188780
I'm going to give Gura a son and a daughter I will then separate the siblings at birth and then reintroduce them to each other when the time is right, I'll have them reunite over dinner and while they are unaware I will slip aphrodisiacs into their meals, once they start feeling the effects I will lock the room and let nature take it's course.

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>>41189566

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>We look forward to her safe return once she gets better.
>once she gets better.
I think it's safe to assume everything is going smoothly and she's getting better with how much she's been tweeting lately. Decent chance that she'll be back in a week or two. God, I can't wait.

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>>41189632
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>41189656
Cuck

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>>41189566
you forgot
>eats the slowest

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>>41189566
>>41189632
fuck

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>>41189796
yeah

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>>41189749
also she's afraid of eating in front of people

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>>41189723
No, I'm only interestered in Gura, my daughter can do what she wants with our son.

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>>41189566
>>Has the smallest feet
Who said this?

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Do you think she'll cry during her return stream?

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>>41189632
>>41189566
on the list of shit I didn't need to stop the pain from her missing, this is pretty up there

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>>41189632
Oh god I want cybersex so bad.

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Question:
Does Gura prefer loli miku or full size miku

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>>41189916
shitposters ruined any chance of that we gotta earn it back

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>>41189916
no

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>>41189916
nah she'll have enough time to process coming back. that time she cried on her birthday stream was because she thought she wouldn't be able to stream due to tech issues at the last moment. she'll definitely be nervous though

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Alright chummies, you've been hit by a truck and sent to a world where Gura is your typical "cute childhood friend that always has your back and enjoys teasing you" trope and Gawr is your "Aggressive bully who secretly likes you and won't let anyone else bully you" trope, you find yourself stuck in the gymnasium storage room with them both after school, what do you do? Oh and unrelated to this question, but Fauna is your blood related mother in this world.

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>>41190074
I mother to fuck off those are both my wives, I grab them by their ass cheeks and take off into the skies on my magic cunny carpet to elope with them on the moon

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>>41189916
No, but I will.

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>>41190074
Announce the fact that I love them both and want them to be my girlfriends leading to us eventually getting into a three-way marriage years down the line

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>>41190074
cum in my pants and then make awkward small talk for two hours

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What do you think her return stream will be? Zatsu? Karaoke? Game? Collab? Personally I think she'll do a mix of public zatsu and karaoke.

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>>41189566
>>41189632

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>>41190375
probably some fotm game on public and then a zatsu later that week for members

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>>41190380
Go back to the catalog.

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>>41189916
She will, as she's talking about her break and its reason. No big details but she will cry not full cry but some sniffles due to her missing us (me mostly)

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>>41190346
same desu

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>There are people who can't comprehend the secret meaning behind Gura's shitposts
I pity you lesser beings.

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>>41189632

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i want to build a house inside gura's large emty cavernous skull

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>>41190480
This.

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>>41190546
We already live inside her head though...

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>>41189686
NO. She should properly recover. She should be out AT LEAST until valentine's day. I don't want her to come back only to stream few times then go on another break again.

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>>41190533
Oh i do get what she is saying, fellow chumbud.

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>>41188605
Goob is ghost huhaha

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I think of you guys as friends

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>>41189632
>>41189566
Man imagine if she died. There would be none like her

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>>41191004
I know gura

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Why did Gura not like and retweet the keep you company while she's not streaming tweet?

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>>41190790
yeah at this point there have been so many small breaks and false comebacks that I’d prefer she just leave to deal with whatever it is for an entire year if necessary

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>>41191071
Is this ESL or am I the ESL brain pain in my membranes

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Never forget that in the late summer of 2022 there were MULTIPLE confirmed sightings of a bipedal amphibious creature roaming the appalachian wilderness, presenting intelligence and dexterity sufficient to wield human tools and construct basic shelter. What happened to the SEVERAL witnesses who captured direct evidence? Why was there no formal investigation whatsoever? Why don't they want you to know?

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>>41189566
>>41189632
I didn't need a reminder, but thanks...

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i want to drink guras breast milk straight from the source

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Has she gone to rehab yet? Surely she must know she has a serious drinking problem if management told her to take a hiatus because it was affecting her ability to stream.

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>>41191149
Which en posted this come out Im too tired for this shit

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>>41191024
I’d actually rage if she died, I don’t know how I would process it. It would make her getting pregnant look like easy mode tbqh

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>>41189566
>Sleeps the most
sleepy shork

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>>41191132
this tweet
https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1615155708403621889

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>>41189916
>helooooooooo chumbuuuuds
>talk about asorted random stuff for 2 hours
>talk about her health for 2 minutes but confirm nothing other than "its better now"
>"I forgot how to stream hehe shork brain"
>daki coming soon
>bye
>bye bye
>bah
>BYEEEEEEE
>bye

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>>41191281
>the keep you company while shes not streaming tweet

I understand nothing good day

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>>41191317
friends huh

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>>41191317
I can't tell if you're a fan or not, but if you are, stop making these posts. You know they make Gura very self-conscious.

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>>41191373
hehe shark stinky

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>>41191399
That's better.

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>>41191149
I liked the rust arc, got me to watch a bunch of girls I wouldn't have otherwise watched

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>>41191399
akshually she smells like peaches

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ABABABABA

HEAD EMPTY

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>>41191373
Not our fault she gets blackout drunk all the time.

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>>41191414
wasnt even me however gura is the smelliest woman I have ever not seen in my life her foul odor fumes permeate my mind and matter through the avatar that is her stench

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Imagine being over 20 and watching vtubers.

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>>41191373
>self-conscious.
didn't she say she ot used to roll with the bantz?

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>>41191481
Oji san take it easy on your keyboard youll keel over

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>>41191484
We're talking about someone who got upset over people making bingo memes, stopped talking about Ame entirely, and always worries whether her streams are boring. Yes, this shit bothers her.

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>>41191481
imagine being so lacking in self confidence that you need normalfags to tell you what you can and can’t watch

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>>41191481
Imagine being a faggot.

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>>41191522
>got upset over people making bingo memes
I don't remember this one, wut

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>>41191373
Oh ok,
Disclaimer: this was said out of love, I love your style Goomba.

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>>41191522
What happened between her and Ame?

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>>41191522
eh she is an entertainer, her job is for there to never be dead space while streaming, seems like a reasonable thing to worry about. but yes people should go easy on her

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>>41191481
i only have 10 months left...

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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I can't believe fags are still complaining about an update after she just told us she had brain removal surgery. Sometimes I really fucking hate you guys

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>>41191700
this place is for people who have at least graduated uni, for your own sake leave and come back in three years

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>>41189334
I love it. I never believed the facade that she was some dirty unclean gremlin. A bunch of retards did believe it

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Hey Gura, those googly eyes were fucking stupid. Are you a child?

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>>41191597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7gUkrx2KPk&t=14860s
>>41191637
Her manager showed her a meme about her talking about Ame every stream, she asked chat, and she stopped talking about Ame so much after that. I believe she's more sensitive to criticism delivered in meme format, as that is what her brain is used to processing.

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>>41191750
uoh?

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>>41191481
I'm 41 and watch Gura

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>>41191700
You should stay here so in 10 years you can complain about damn gen alpha kids not knowing who goober gorbius is as their penises are autojacked off by their robo onaholes while they're in VR fucking Neuro-sama V102.

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>>41191637
They stoped collabing because they got too confortable arroudn eachother and wold start saying things without filters.
And then someone pointed out she talked about eme every stream and she toned it down.

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Fellow Ojisans, how do we correct these rebellious youths getting uppity in our thread?

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goobgooboobo ogoob gooobagoob. goobagoob? goooobaaaaa mmmmm head emty mmmmmm

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>>41191809
same desu

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>>41191820
Ah neuro sama already on that train ai cunny is absurd

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>>41191769
I should not have watched this, now I'm sad she's gone, I was fine listening to her songs but this did me in.

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Point out literally anything to Gura and she will stop doing it. Born to be a contrarian.

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>>41191924
I want Gura to keep using birth control

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>>41191924
Gura you seriously need to keep ghosting your fanbase and make them feel like you're on the brink of graduation. You also shouldn't do more ASMR.

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>>41191841
CORRECTION OF A FEMBUD UOOOOOOOOH

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>>41191750
What googly eyes

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>>41192013
nyoo~

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With Gura's health being fixed, she might come back with so much energy that she needs to get frisky with us. Hopefully it will be convenient for her to move to the ASMR love nest on the fly.

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>>41192023
>hurr durr im newfagbud huhaaaha

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>>41192051
>health fixed
Her tummy will hort for the next year.

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>>41192072
Its hard to remember her being a child when all I see is her being a adult TuT

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>>41191733
Sauce?

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Hey its

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>>41192101
May I rub her tummy to make it better?

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>>41192120
The procedure went smoothly

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When does this stupid fuckdoll start streaming again

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>>41192321
Your mom's a streamer?

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>>41192321
NEVAR

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>>41192321
you had a rough childhood huh

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>>41192321
When you stop being a faggot.

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/104606746

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Brain pain suggest remedys anything acceptable as long as I feel something

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>>41192267
Seeing cute girl turned into this made me realize that what seemed like an innocuous immortality-granting procedure is actually nightmare fuel outside the context of comedy.

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>>41192548
cooking and/or cleaning your house is usually surprisingly fun

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>>41192795
The maid can do that when I find her again brain pain is physical I need hammer

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>>41192358
>>41192390
>>41192422
>>41192487
She will never stream for you pagpag eating cunts

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>>41192833
whats a pagpag

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>>41190790
Truth be told I'd tank an Ina tier break if she comes back actually refreshed. I don't wanna go through the "3 times a week...maybe" nightmare again.

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i want gura to laught at my pp
https://files.catbox.moe/by1wur.png

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>>41192828
I know dmt normally mitigates cluster migraines but you’re running a 1-5% chance at frying your brain

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>>41192918
sold

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>>41192214
Tummy hort is chronic. She needs a lifelong prescription of daily tummy rubs.

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>>41192917

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>>41192973
She needs to get fucked in every hole like the lazy whore she is

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>>41193009
Jeez so agwessive

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Would you shave your beard so Gura could lick your face?

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>>41193329
if she wanted to lick my face then yeah sure

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>>41193329
i can't grow a beard ;__;

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apologies friend but your response to the horndoomer has activated this and another soundpost pay no mind to it

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Finally got my dino Gura plushie. Its cute but why did they make it lean so far forward rather than sitting up straight.

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>>41193406
shotabud...

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>>41193406
Juice up on testosterone, helps you get bigger and more frequent gooms.

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>>41193406
same, or rather I could but it looks like absolute shit

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>>41193480
my doctor said i dont need it

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>>41193480
or just build up a sex drive naturally for testosterone and fry your brain

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>>41193520
tell him he's transphobic.

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>>41193544
*not fry your brain

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>>41193599
test doesn’t really fry your brain it just gives you moonface and makes you want to fuck anything that moves

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>>41193433
You think that tramp stamp is for show or something

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>>41193639
it influences impluse which birthed the stereotype of roid brains for a reason

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>>41193642
I guess the instructions did include the phrase "using the plushie" a lot....

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>>41193639
it's made my hair more curly. And I want to fuck anything that moves.

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>>41193642
looks like she leaning forward to let out a fart.

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>>41193729
I like how there’s specifically instructions for how to clean it after tributes

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>>41193834
She knows her audience so well

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>>41193480
T won't make you magically grow a beard if you have shit genetics.

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>>41193890
I need her T u T

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>>41193925
This. i don't have low T. just garbo genetics that make me unable to grow a beard as well as being a manlet with a high voice. suffering

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>>41193985
I’m 6’ 2” and still in love with a fictional anime shark if that makes you feel any better

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beards are onions

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>>41194215
They make you cry?

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would you guys still love gura if she came back as a huge roided up muscle shark?

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>>41194320
I want muscle gura to beat the shit out of me and violently rape me

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>>41193985
Do you look cute in a shark hoodie?

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>>41194320
Finally someone who can guard the fridge

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>>41194349
maybe it it were really big

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>>41194320
Sure, then she can princess carry me and dominate me in bed.

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>>41194320
only if she leans into gawr more which I don’t think she wants to

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>>41194411
so muscle gura is pretty much just a female castle crasher, sounds fun

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she really is mentally incapable of making normal tweet

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>>41194530
>she really is mentally incapable
yeah and I love her for it

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>>41194530
it's enough to tell us she's fine i guess

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>>41194530
the more autistic the better. I need something even more retarded than the fauna bocchi tweet

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>>41194530
Fag

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>>41194530
I don't know what a "normal tweet" is and I don't think Gura knows either

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>>41194530
well any semi serious tweet she makes is going to have people saying 'thanks manager' so she'd rather shitpost

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>>41194530
We had the tweet where she said she would update us on her situation, I just wish she had followed that up with a proper stream explaining it then just milk diving on a tweet

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>>41194668
*than
dust setteled pwease forgibe

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>>41194668
Rather than let my depression and gloom out to join the fray I'm going to be more productive and ask what the hell milk diving means. I've heard it before but I'm drawing a blank and I'm too lazy to google it.

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>>41194789
if ina gets any flatter I’ll have to start watching her streams more

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>>41194668
she said her issue was embarassing, she won't explain it whatsoever

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Imagine the horror of having Gura using her Atlantean strength to kidnap and violate you for days on end to deal with her sexual frustrations

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she really is mentally incapable of being an adult

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>>41194789
Reminder that we lost the poll

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I forgot to eat yesterday and now taking a single bite makes me feel like I’m going to vomit, I can see how gura could trap herself in a year long cycle of this

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>>41194829
Fair Id also try to improve however it seems my body cant fucking sleep like a normal human being, anyways milk diving is like haha dad left for milk, with the person in question leaving abruptly without much explanation

>>41194852
Not asking for her to state the issue but to just face the camera head on and tell everyone shes going on break, means a bit more and shows your committed to the improving yourself thing if you can take steps to tackle your anxiety

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>>41193329
I trim my facial hair regularly and keep my neck shaved. Facial hair looks bad a lot of the time unless you can grow it properly

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>>41194919
You get used to it...

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inb4: she had really bad hemorroids and couldn't sit or walk because of the pain that's why she canceled her trip and can't stream

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>>41194975
really? I had to smoke weed to even eat comfort food

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>>41194990
prolapsed anus kun....

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Reminder that Gura doesn't shave her legs.

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>>41194939
she did explain herself. health reasons. that is the reason. why do you tards insist on a full medical history

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>>41194919
that's the tactic i use to not get fat even though i'm a NEET and never leave my home

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Would you apply ointment on her damaged butthole if she asked you nicely anon?

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>>41189632
You expect me to bore myself to death reading your fantasies?

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>>41195069
you know what that means

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i dunno how anyone can forget to eat. I have to eat at the same times everyday. I wish i could eat less. I hate skellington fucking anorexic faggots, they live life in the easy lane, being lithe and skinny makes moving around easy, makes everything painless and easy. Like moving doesn't hurt because you do't have to move all the weight around, work is painless and easy. And they're much more attractive to women than overweight guys. Seething jealous envy and hatred for skellingtons.

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>>41195137
burgerchama...

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>>41195102
i'd use the healing properties of my saliva, applied gently with my tongue, make sure to get it inside the hole.

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>>41195074
Bud before you stir up the shitters read the rest of the post, she has anxiety streaming and part of tackling that to help her get used to it would be doing a "direct" confrontation with the fanbase while doing so which for a vtubers case would be a stream, if she wants to get better at all this she needs to discipline herself to actually deal with it all, and that there is a starting step. Again reread Im not asking her to say more on the health issues im asking for her to be more direct with her life

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>>41195102
using the tip of my fat pp yes

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>>41195223
I'm not reading your retarded drivel

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>>41195137
get fucked

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>>41195284
thanks for the (You) then I guess?

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>>41195185
>walk/run 6 miles a day
>eat 1500 calories a day
>never ever ever have snacks or sweets or fast food or takeaway
>eat healthy
>still slightly overweight
It's not fucking fair. Total skellington death.

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>>41195000
Yeah at some point that sick feeling will fade because your body knows you need the food. Some days ill feel like I ate a lot then look back and realize I barely ate more than a meal and a half. I know it's a grass is greener thing but ill always be a bit jealous of people who can eat a lot because I've always struggled with it.

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>>41195102
if by "ointment" you mean "my cum" and by "her damaged butthole" you mean "her womb" then yeah

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>>41195223
You're not alone in wanting her to have at least given us a real goodbye before break rather than follow up a management announcement tweet with another tweer, but there's no point in talking about it. You're only going to get retards like the retard who you're talking to, or retards of a different variety who try to lure out more sadposting for screencaps or something.

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>>41195424
Yeah I get it in the end Im just venting but thanks for being rational

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>>41195545
imagine how that little crop top smells.

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>>41195545
T u T

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>>41195588
Na the tip bag should be the focus, she has rusty coins right next to her cun cun and rectal fish for a perfume of death all contained in one tiny sac

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>>41195545
Gura's so sexy.

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>>41195545
hips too big

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I seriously need Gura to squeeze me dry with her sexy little hips and ride me as if I was nothing but a sex toy.

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>>41195723
I agree, but there’s a happy medium between birthing hips and flat as a board

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>>41195723
Faggot

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>hips on my shark child
easiest way to spot fake chumbuds and ironic lolicons

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>Gura puts up stream
>chumbies and antis glued to their screen
>music starts to play, /vt/ catalog is 50% gura related
>you hear her, chumbies instantly cum
>I'm back guys, but we need to talk
>ill be gra... gradu
>sorry it's hard to say
>ill be gradu...gradually putting up content!
>bet I scared you guys for a second huh?
>You missed me? Sorry ive been feeling ill, but im back and gonna start slow, but ill be back to full strength soon!

In that 5 seconds of confusion the weak bud kills them self, and /vt/ implodes.

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>>41195784
>>41195805
if you can't appreciate her 10yo body you will never marry her

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>>41195881
That has hips.

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She canonically has some hips

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>>41195881
Anon theres a clear curve on her babu maker

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>>41195881
That's not what a kid looks like, thats a petite women. Personally I prefer petite, and not somthing that looks child like.

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>>41195875
The weak must perish to make way for the stong

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A nice WHR on a flat-chested girl is sexy but barely any or no hips is far hotter

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>>41195881
She looks less developed than 6th grade latinas

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>>41196006
anooooon HER THIIIIGHS?!?!

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>>41195881
i would say it's a 11yo body as she has very subtle curves, so she has barely entered puberty

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>>41196047
That's not what 11yo hips look like

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>>41196032
big booty bitches

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>>41196091
uh i can see it...
uoh

[Anonymous No.]

I really love my dino Gura plushie it sits on my desk with me all day I love looking at it

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>>41196032
who you trusting to birth your first born son /ggg/, Maria from 6th grade science class or goorah

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Amazing those who claim to know what a child hipline is and are not ironic lolicons have no idea, Its a good thing I've goosed gura before I can tell you all about it fledglings

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>>41196180
Maria is probably pregnant already.
Her uncle Juan made sure of it.

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The shark...is getting closer

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>>41196174
and I love looking at you :3

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>>41196316

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>>41196375

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I exclusively goom to Gura and lolis but when I go outside I want to fuck anything that has a pussy and isn't fat or old, not sure if it's desperation or high T

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Gura, I'm studying how to clone your eggs and raise them in incubators whenever you're not streaming.
I want you to know that.

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She's told us about her pissy cunny t-shirts and her used panties in the corner of her room. What other boner inducing tidbit is she going to tantalize us with next?

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>>41196446
good luck figuring out how placenta’s work

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>>41196450
You forgot the sweaty sweater and the cropped hoodie and other stuff I forgot.

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>>41196450
her socks with bows

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>>41196486
All part of the artificial womb I will trademark.

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>>41196450
She'll describe the smell of her mattress and say that she seriously needs to clean it. She'll also hint at having peed on it several times.

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>>41195875
I don't want her to joke about something so serious please gura tease me but not in that way

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>>41195875
Gura would never do this.

[Anonymous No.]

these girls are fuckin' geniuses goddamn

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>>41195875
Don't do it Gura, I can't abort the missile launch once I commit, Cover HQ will be a smoldering crater.

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>>41196811
>mmmmm head empty
did she just have sex or something?

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head emty
vry comfy

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>>41195881

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>>41196873
Yeah with ina the tweets make sense now

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>>41196885
>management took this from us

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>>41196873
Yeah, with me

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>>41196811
Question who is it they just had a threesome with because it certainly wasnt fucking me

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>>41196873
Of course because Everything = Sex

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>>41196943
>because it certainly wasnt fucking me
yeah, that's because it was with me, their husband

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>>41196873
Yes, and we all know exactly who it was with

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>>41196974
Enjoy my bastards, 2nd

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>>41196450
she can tie up cherry stems

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>>41196873
No, she got a brain tumor removed.

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>>41196885
ToT

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>>41196885
Slitty!!

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>>41196948
yeah, with me

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>>41189916
She says she disconnects completely from Hololive related stuff when she's not working, so no I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

What's wrong dino gura scalper? Are they not moving fast enough for you? I hope you choke to death on your entire stock asshole scumbucket.

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>>41197787
nigger you are the one flipping merch on ebay for $50

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>>41197844
ah shit I read that wrong carry on

[Anonymous No.]

This could have been Gura, but we lost the poll....
https://twitter.com/pocopocoing/status/1615462266069221376

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I love the idea of Gyaru Gura so much its unreal

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>>41198036
don't care, he'll get around to Gura eventually TuT

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Why didn't she like any fanart today...

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>>41196885
i see

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I seriously need to hotglue this perfect little thing...

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>>41198788
get it all inside her skirt

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>>41198094
As long as she's not one of those sloot gyarus and just does it for the style and likes the attitude.

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>>41198969
Imagine cumming inside Gura's panties and making her wear them to kindergarten. T u T

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>>41199058
yes

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>>41198094
I really don't see the appeal of gyaru. I can only imagine being into it if you are a fat ugly loser who finds the idea of a girl slutty enough to have sex with him hot.

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>>41199427
you can be gyaru without being a slut you know

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>>41199427
honestly, with half this thread (including me) admitting to wanting to sniff gura's farts, I think gyaru is a much easier sell

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I love you gura!

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>>41199427
Sluts are hot, yes. In porn anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Slit, pissy and musky.

[Anonymous No.]

adult petite Gura > childlike Gura
I'm not the only chumbud here that thinks that... right?

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>>41199617
I actually don't have a fart or piss fetish but when it comes to Gura I'd say yes to almost anything.

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>>41199882
Fuck off

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>>41199427
You know what I just don't like? Those animal print thongs they're often made to wear in art.
I don't find them the least bit sexy, it kinda turns me off in fact.

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>>41199882
I appreciate most forms of Gura. As long as she doesn't have giant tits, isn't a grandma, have a dick, or have huge muscles.

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>>41199912
well I wouldn't let any old whore fart in my mouth and piss down my gullet. Only Gura.

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>>41199999
holy based quints

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>41199999
Based and same desu
Most of my fetishes are Gura exclusive because I can't be disgusted by any part of her body or by the waste and fluids it produces, she's a perfect being in my mind. I'd be forever be grateful to her if she let me eat the filth from under her toenails.

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So basically right now Gura's twitter is just a device for management to use to shill

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>>41200511
howdy tourist

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>>41200511
Is management your oshi? Not hatin'

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>>41200511
Gura is a device I use to goom.

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>>41200511
meds schizo

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>>41200511
So basically right now Gura's cunny is just a device for me to use to pleasure myself

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>>41200609
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>>41200715
>>41200774
>>41200930
I'll take that as a yes

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>>41201001
sure schizo

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>>41201001
go check her twitter yourself catalogchama

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>>41201008
Narrator: she did not did not in fact find a good one

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>>41201008
>>41201077
>>41201136
?

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>>41201176

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>>41201176
It's a menherabud reminiscing.

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>>41201247
ok, i guess we let him think he is accomplishing something

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>>41201008
>>41201077
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>>41201232
>>41201283
We know how bad it's gotten, this would only have meaning if it was shown to Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

rememeber when g- do you remember when shes- nevermindd....

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>>41200511
The only good Mane-chan is the dead one tbqh.

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>>41201595

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>>41201872

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dino hours

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cumkeks...

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>it's management!
You have nothing to shitpost about, I get it, must be rough.

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>>41202060
MOOOOOOOOODS