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>> No.41140853
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41140853

Gura piss on my cock

>> No.41140871

>uses twitter once in a blue moon
>it's a merch shilling tweet
I would throw money at you even if you didn't shill your merch, you only need to give me a stream I can use to send you the damn akasupa.

>> No.41140895

Gura cock on my piss

>> No.41140922

>>41140871
Manager-san using her account doesn't count as her tweeting anon.

>> No.41140941
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41140941

I will wait here for Gooba for as long as it takes.

>> No.41140946
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41140946

I MISS HER

>> No.41140959
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41140959

DO NOT FEED THE RAVENOUS CHILD

>> No.41141041
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41141041

huhaha

>> No.41141052
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>>41140959
I feed her a little too much... or maybe just enough?

>> No.41141085
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41141085

>> No.41141125
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>>41141085

>> No.41141151
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41141151

Who's da cutest Ebi? Yes you are!!!

>> No.41141203
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41141203

*pffffft*

>> No.41141215
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41141215

chum if you want to do pet play you're getting the can treatment

>> No.41141263
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>>41141151
Yeah, me.

>> No.41141277

>>41141215
>canned_cunny
sounds like a new kind of onahole

>> No.41141300

>>41141151
Isn't that fatfuck?

>> No.41141312

>>41141277
Hahaha sharp observation, as a matter of fact

It is.

>> No.41141362

>>41141312
Like an oyster my essence shall fill her shell

>> No.41141409
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>>41141151
No Gura, you gotta pet him hard so he can feel it!

>> No.41141480
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41141480

I love my wife so much!!

>> No.41141542
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41141542

*blrrrrrt spppppbbbbbbbrtttt errrrrt bbbbaaoooobppppbooobllllllrrrrp brrrrrrrrrrt pft*

>> No.41141620
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41141620

*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRBRRRRRRRRRRRRT BBOOOOOOOOOOMP BOO WOMP BAAIASKKKKKKK BCCCC BZZZZZT pft*

>> No.41141662
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41141662

>> No.41141694

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.41141709
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41141709

*brap*

>> No.41141797
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41141797

uhh based?

>> No.41141967
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41141967

>> No.41141981
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41141981

*bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooot eerrrr strike bblblblbbrrrt HOME RUN bbbbbrppppppprrpprprpbrrrrurb*

>> No.41142012

why are ass lovers all fucking gross fart huffers

>> No.41142068
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41142068

>>41142012
*toot*

>> No.41142221

Gura look at us your beautiful and intellegent fans

>> No.41142248
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41142248

>>41142221
one more

>> No.41142263
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41142263

. . .

>> No.41142287

>>41142248
find different images you lazy fuck. I'm not saving all these.

>> No.41142333

>>41142287
Chumbies truly are the largest fanbase

>> No.41142346

>>41142287
just copy the [sound=...] part and put it in the filename of any image you want dumbud

>> No.41142380
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41142380

This is what Gura finds funny.

>> No.41142388

>>41142346
if you can't find your own images I'm not going to do it for you

>> No.41142409
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41142409

undefeated

>> No.41142444
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41142444

>>41142388
eugh ah AHHHHHHHHHHHhh *BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSIUUUUUUUU BBBBBBBBBBRTTTTTOOOOOOOOPVRRRRRRRRRRRROo ah ah ah ah DHADSHHHHB BBBBBRRRRRRTTTTBBRRRRRBBRBRBBRBRBRBBRTT*

>> No.41142499
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41142499

Chumbuds are the most sophisticated fanbase.

>> No.41142519
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41142519

My shork is in heat again...

>> No.41142572
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41142572

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.41142653
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41142653

I finally found a frame for my signed postcard, now that means I have to take it out of the envelope. I've been too nervous to do it until now

>> No.41142805

>>41142653
Sniff it.

>> No.41143202
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>> No.41143679

>>41142263
farted herself out of existence.

>> No.41143906
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>>41142263
>>41143679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLRHejWAo8

>> No.41144030

Gura piss is better than her farts.

>> No.41144120 [DELETED] 
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41144120

Quick Question:

Does Gura have the most vehement anti-fanbase in all of vtubers? Because anti-Gura fans have been keeping >>41111111 bumped for the past 14 hours because they hate Gura so much.

Just look at all the seethe in that thread.

>> No.41144177

>>41144120
they can stay in their containment over there.

>> No.41144179
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>>41144030
What if you filled her colon with her piss and then she farted it all out?

>> No.41144182

>>41144120
P-Please look at my posts! Please!

>> No.41144299

>>41144120
not looking at your thread, sorry

>> No.41144404

>>41144182
>>41144299
t. anti-Gura glows shitposting in Gura's safe space

>> No.41144463
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41144463

my thoughts on what anything on /vt/ amounts to

>> No.41144514

>>41144404
I don't know if you've been paying attention to /ggg/ the past month but most of us don't care about the person behind the pissshark anymore we're just here to post her avatar thanks

>> No.41144543

>>41144514
I care :(

>> No.41144586
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41144586

im busy on saturday and with the recent twitter activity im getting paranoid she's gonna have her comeback stream then. i really really really don't wanna fucking miss her first stream back

>> No.41144590
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>>41144514
Good point. 'Gura' might graduation, but Gura will live on.

>> No.41144618
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41144618

Stop being stinky, stinkies!
Gura smells nice!

>> No.41144621

>>41144404
It's a shark-eat-shark world dude. Popularity breeds the cat. Of course you'd have more haters than fans eventually in a closed community. That's how it works.

>> No.41144663
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>> No.41144700
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>>41144514
You can't even pretend that's true, gaslight-chama.

>> No.41144705
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https://youtu.be/KisHhIRihMY

>> No.41144732

>>41144514
Maybe that's why she stopped streaming. Maybe she's caught onto the fact people don't actually care about her and just want to post porn of her and flood her chats with chumbud emotes.

>> No.41144738

>>41144586
She'll probably announce it days in advance. Don't worry about it.

>> No.41144777
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41144777

I must've watched around 40 movies since mid December

>> No.41144782

>>41144738
>announce it days in advance
im expecting like a day or two in advanced

>> No.41144804

>>41144782
That's days.

>> No.41144848
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41144848

I MISS GURA.
I miss her every day but some days more than others...today I really really miss her...

>> No.41144860

>>41144732
feel better menherabud

>> No.41144884

>>41140780

>> No.41144924

gawr gura is the elvis presley of vtubers

>> No.41144925
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41144925

I'm wearing her omocat jacket while dry humping \ edging on her dino plushie while going thru my Gooba porn collection while several of her vods are playing in multiple tabs

>> No.41145009

>>41144924
She'd starve to death, not eat herself to death.

>> No.41145045
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41145045

>>41144848
She'll be back.
Don't stop believing in the shork.

>> No.41145060

>>41144860
Quit acknowledging him.

>> No.41145111

>>41145060
Quit gaslighting us.

>> No.41145180

>>41145045
Gura teeth marks....u-uooohhhh~

>> No.41145198

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CBGnqaIRAdI
Gura should actually do this for real.

>> No.41145253

>>41145045
hang on.. those don't look like shark teeth marks..

>> No.41145303

>>41145198
Why did the shitty fixed camera version get popular?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mVTaUZfOq_w

>> No.41145304

>>41144586
>>41144738
>>41144782
I don't see her coming back any time soon with how she told us on twitter that she is taking serious time her my health Although if you count November and December - 5 for one and -4 for the other month that is -9 days she has been gone 2 Months and 7 days. That is not counting all the other time she took off in 2022 but I'm only going to count the last 2 months because I'm not getting into the other, you would think she would be back sometime this month or 9 days into next month since she would have been gone 3 months then. I bet she is pushing for May that would be 7 months but if she is going to be back the 1st week of June then she will have been gone 8 months and that would be almost a year and knowing Gura she will do it if she can infect get away with it.
Yes, seems like I'm tweaking out but far from it just posting the facts we already know.

>> No.41145465
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>>41140780

>> No.41145466

>>41145304
feel better menherabud

>> No.41145491

>>41145304
not reading your essay, ESLfaggot

>> No.41145616

>>41145304
I took the time to read it and yes for the most part you are right that she will have been gone 3 months next month. if she push's this past 4 months even by a day I'm gone for good. I am one of her paypigs.

>> No.41145645
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41145645

is some drama going on i'm not aware of?

>> No.41145723

>>41145645
nah, just the usual schizos being schizo

>> No.41145731

>>41145645
no it's the ESL larper replying to himself again

>> No.41145750

>>41145304
It did not even occur to me that counting the last 2 months she has not streamed for over 2 months. I am not renewing my membership this month.

>> No.41145760

>>41145645
looks like standard larping

>> No.41145762
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>>41145645
shark nipple

>> No.41145766
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>> No.41145784
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>>41145645
Probably not, which explains why they're trying too hard.

>> No.41145807

>>41145616
can you at least try to be less obvious?

>> No.41145896

>>41145731
He is not larping Since he is right all of November and December, she did not stream so 9 days into this month she has been gone 2 months, so she has had a 2-month break, Gura is going to drag this out big time.

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>>41145750
>>41145616
>>41145304
Sir, your emmy

>> No.41145918

How does this retard even dress himself in the morning? Why do his handlers let him have internet access? We may never know.

>> No.41145950

>>41145896
>He

>> No.41145961

>>41145900
>>41145807
Not the same person as the other 2 but thanks for the gold thing.

>> No.41145985
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41145985

I'm watching Mad Max, I think Gura would like it.

>> No.41146087

>>41145985
every time i watch an anime i think gura would like it... i want to watch more anime with gura

>> No.41146184

>>41145985
which one?

>> No.41146282

>>41146184
Fury Road

>> No.41146295

>>41145985
The original one filmed near Clunes?
I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rollin' dice. Step right up, chum, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road, right to FREEDOM!

>> No.41146307

Gura dead

>> No.41146313

what if gura was a bird and she vomited sustenance into a squawking nest of shrimps?

>> No.41146353

>>41146087
the only anime I watch is stuff either recommended by Gura, or stuff that Gura might like. CGDCT SOL stuff. God I'd love more anime watchalongs. The Asobe Asobase watchalong was so friggen comfy.

>> No.41146427

>>41146313
Mmmm. Right into my mouth. :O

>> No.41146473
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Gura should do an Onimai watchalong.

>> No.41146476

>>41145304
Twitter math.
>>41145616
>I'm gone for good. I am one of her paypigs.
No one believes that. Losing Zero = Zero loss.

Meanwhile, while away, her Pop-Up Parade tops the chart in sales. Go Gura!
Pre-order here:
https://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/13745/POP+UP+PARADE+Gawr+Gura.html

>> No.41146501

>>41146282
im sure she'll get a laugh out of the sexist stuff

>> No.41146600

>>41146473
I not sure i like it. I really don't like gender bending stuff or tranny stuff. Makes me extremely uncomfortable. But the loli is so cute. But the loli is actually a man, which is not cute. I am in such turmoil. Had the same problem wiith Tanya, like cute girl, but it's actually a dude on the inside. I only want to see cute girls in my CGDCT anime.

>> No.41146644

>>41146473
It would be really comfy if Gura did biweekly watchalongs with 2 episodes each and about 20 minutes of chatting. But I don't think she'd commit to 6-12 streams.

>> No.41146708

>>41146600
She's a girl. You're thinking too much.

>> No.41146716 [SPOILER] 
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41146716

Gurass

>> No.41146749
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>>41146282
watch the 1979 original, the one before road warrior. Fuckin classic. TOECUTTER! the bad guy in iit is the same actor as the bad guy in Fury Road. Just younger, and crazier.

>> No.41146788

>>41146600
Later in the manga it pretty much turns into a standard CGDCT. The genderbend stuff hardly comes up anymore.

>> No.41146789

>>41146476
how do you know if she is getting a cut of that at all? and if she is its Hardley nothing the company will favor its self and think of the vtuber after the fact.

>> No.41146819

>>41146600
your mind is sick if you can't enjoy the best loli fanservice in years because of twitter

>> No.41146829

>>41146600
this
that is also why i can't fap to Da Hoochs TSF
his girls are hot but they are transformed dudes or have a dick

>> No.41146843

>>41146708
i'm scared watching it is gonna turn me into a tranny. First episode was promising at least, seems like it might be based. hmmm.

>> No.41146871

>>41146600
Same desu, I'm only watching it for the sweet, sweet cunny scenes but the tranny aspect is disgusting.

>> No.41146879

>>41146789
good smile gets a cut then Hololive does and its up in the air if gura does and more than likely not because no way they would split it 3 ways.

>> No.41146915

>>41146819
Gender Bender shit is homosexual and you are the mentally ill faggot

>> No.41146932
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41146932

>>41146716

>> No.41146944
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>>41146600
I definitely feel you, but like >>41146708 said, it's much better not to overthink these things. The girl's cute and funny and I will not question my erection.

>> No.41146951
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41146951

To understand loli you must become the loli.

>> No.41146957

>>41146819
i don't use twitter, i just don't like gender bending stuff, even tenma back in the old days. But you're right, i should just enjoy the cute loli and not think too much.

>> No.41146978

>>41146915
you've let trannies take over your mind

>> No.41147037

>>41146843
If you're scared of that, you've already lost. You're a tranny now.

>> No.41147148

>>41147037
one consolation is that onimai is making anti-loli trannies fucking seethe, and i enjoy their tears. Perhaps this is the anime to finally end the tranny/lolicon war.

>> No.41147290

>>41147148
I thought trannies were starting to accept MAPs??

>> No.41147347

>>41147290
oh they love MAPs, but they HATE lolicons. Yes it is ridiculous.

>> No.41147462

Cool gura discussion chumkeks

>> No.41147471
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41147471

>>41146843
>i'm scared watching it is gonna turn me into a tranny
I know transexuals are supposed to be a hot topic these days I think, so I know you've probably heard a lot of retarded shit...
But I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that, dude.

>> No.41147612

I will now watch Onimai

>> No.41147623

>>41147347
Cognitive dissonance at its finest. Like an anime because it shows the trans ideal but hate it because the character is a loli, accept actual pedophiles but hate people who jerk off to drawings. These "people" are profoundly sick.

>> No.41147630

>>41147471
My best friend turned into a tranny from watching certain anime and stuff, or he was blackmailed into it, or fuck knows. All I know is it happened very quickly, and I was like wtf is going on, and no i'm not gonna use your pronouns.

>> No.41147667
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41147667

Sameido. Thoughts?

>> No.41147681
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41147681

When's Gawr coming back.....

>> No.41147693

Where's the tranny hating chumbud when you need him?

>> No.41147744

If she was out due to illness than how did she travel to Japan to do shit?

>> No.41147753

>>41147667
I'll never forget how good she was at the maid RP. Such a cutie.

>> No.41147778
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41147778

>>41147667
she's cute

>> No.41147835

>>41147693
I'm here. Just don't want to get banned for off-topic posting.

>> No.41147839

>>41147744
there is no reason to think she has been to japan

>> No.41147851

>>41147681
Never, and neither is gura.

>> No.41147862 [DELETED] 

Now that we are (unfortunately) on this topic, is that tweet of Sen replying positively to something about trans rights real? I saw it a while ago on plebbit but it was something along the lines of "SEN SAYS TRANS RIGHTS" and she replied something like "HELL YEAH"

>> No.41147929
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41147929

Dino Gura watches

>> No.41147970
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41147970

Rerorero

>> No.41147976

>>41147862
it's just a cover to not get decimated by the twitter mob. Go deny trans rights on twitter, see how long you last before you're banned.

>> No.41147979

>>41147929
Why is there a coax jack on the ceiling

>> No.41148023

>>41147839
She showed up at Pekora's live concert recently

>> No.41148059

>>41147929
rubrubrubrubrub

>> No.41148079
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>>41147753
I still believe she'll do something like that with us again.
She was so nervous at first but it was very clear she was having a lot of fun with it, more so as the stream went on. Fuck she's so adorable.

>> No.41148127 [SPOILER] 
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41148127

THIS is the REAL Gura you all claim to know and love. Thoughts?

>> No.41148170

>>41148079
and she did all that for us, yet people say she doesn't care. But those of us that know, know she loves us.

>> No.41148186

>>41147753
It was made even better when she later implied that stream happened because she was horny

>> No.41148219

>>41148127
*picks her up and sprints away*

>> No.41148225

>>41148023
dumbud, that stuff is recorded months in advance

>> No.41148238

>>41148127
train rape.

>> No.41148263
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41148263

Gawr gura of hololive EN shits her pants and DIES

>> No.41148288

>>41145985
>>41146473
Gura should go through with she talked about and do a watchalong of Watamote or Oreimo with her brother.

>> No.41148317

>>41148186
Her little vocalizations and everything, the blushing, the giggling, she was absolutely activated.

>> No.41148371
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41148371

>>41148263
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.41148387

>>41148288
or NGNL or Eromanga.

>> No.41148756
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41148756

>>41148288
>Oreimo
>with her brother

>> No.41148785
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41148785

>>41148317
She was so activated that stream I think she started losing composure and almost humored the idea of ERP.
Although it was plenty 'E' for me.

>> No.41148941

>>41148785
it was the prefect amount of E. Absolute perfection. Washing all my bedsheets, cleaning my jars.. heheh. She knew exactly what she was doing. Absolutely intoxicating.

>> No.41148950

>>41148756
It actually be a great sibling bonding experience up until the last few episodes.....but they can stop at the unofficial ending if anything.

>> No.41149132

I don't think the lovenest will be the comeback stream but she's sure to do one soon.

>> No.41149546

>>41149132
you know she's a perfectionist. She's gotta get the accoustics just right.

>> No.41149598
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41149598

Regular reminder that's she's just waiting for the gift memberships to end so she can literally have sex with us in a member stream

>> No.41149865

>>41149598
It's been a month they're all gone.

>> No.41150396
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41150396

You think Gura bothers cleaning herself up after she masturbates, or just goes to sleep?

>> No.41150450

>>41150396
sometimes it's nice just to sit in it.

>> No.41150547
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>>41150396
I clean her up with my mouth and tongue. Yum yum!

>> No.41150592

>>41150396
That's what the tissues are for.

>> No.41150695

She won't stream on Valentine's day.

>> No.41150813
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>>41150695
Gura streams every day from her cunny

>> No.41150819 [DELETED] 

>>41148756
Yeah with her shota brother.

>> No.41150998

I don't remember, do we know whjat kind/color her cat is?

>> No.41151041

>>41150998
yes

>> No.41151065

>>41150998
orange / tortoise

>> No.41151082

Gura, please go to Japan. I'm afraid you are gonna quit when your 1 year contract is up in September and you'll never get a chance to meet the jp girls and do actual mocap. I'm sick of them hiring nips to do Gura's dancing

>> No.41151099

>>41150819
Can you imagine if Gura's brother appeared on stream and his voice was even higher then hers....

>> No.41151139

>>41151082
>>41145900

>> No.41151137

>>41150695
No shit you retard. Who thinks she will?

>> No.41151222

>>41151082
She won't meet anyone when she goes to Japan as she already said you faggot, watch streams

>> No.41151433
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41151433

So they just come in here, dropped the same repeated shitposts, then leave?
Nande

>> No.41151503

>>41147744
She didn't go to Japan. They get some other person to do Gura's mocap and she just records the vocals. Fucking absolute retards

>> No.41151526

>>41151433
it's odd because nothing interesting is even happening today. i don't know how they think this looks natural when it's been quiet all week

>> No.41151676

>>41145304
All those words. She won't be coming back until March. Right before Holofest. See? You don't need write a damn essay

>> No.41151747
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41151747

THIS IS A ROBBERY! EVERYONE HAND ME YOUR FEET

>> No.41151769

Gura mention from Fauna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TszhzEqoJg&feature=youtu.be

>> No.41151802

>>41151769
shillshark...

>> No.41151817
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41151817

>>41151747

>> No.41151830

The holopro account just retweeted this goodsmile tweet. They probably asked Gura to retweet it, let us wait and see if she does.
https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1615155708403621889

>> No.41151842

>>41151222
I know what she said and if you think she won't then you are fucking retarded. The ID girls said the same exact thing. Why are some of you total fucking retards?

>> No.41151872

>>41151830
>to keep them company between streams!
better buy more than one...

>> No.41151916

>>41151769
Like leading a kid into a van...

>> No.41152152
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41152152

I enjoy having cybersex with my daughter wife gura.

>> No.41152214
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41152214

Is gura bread?

>> No.41152262

>>41152152
I thought they castrated the AI?

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41152271

>>41152152

>> No.41152322

>>41152271
Gabby...

>> No.41152340

>>41152262
there's always a way around. let the innuendo flow through you and bend it to your will.

>> No.41152342

Gwar gwumbus... There's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

>> No.41152369

>>41152322
Gura is Gabby dumbud

>> No.41152399
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41152399

>>41152214
gura is kill

>> No.41152406

>>41152322
I'm gonna fly to Atlanta and meet Gabby for sex.

>> No.41152534

>>41152399
goodbye goomba

>> No.41152610

GABBY IS GURA'S BIGGEST ANTI.
Gabby steals Gura's goom energy which she desperately needs. Don't give your goom to gabby.

>> No.41152640

>>41152610
Gabby is Gura dumbud

>> No.41152679
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41152679

Ill never understand the AI chat buds, the best part about watching and chatting during a Gura stream is knowing she's real and is actually interacting with you. Text on a screen from a robot does absolutely nothing for me just because it has a pfp next to it.

>> No.41152695

>>41152369
Next you're going to tell me that Gura, Gabby, AND Blu are all the same person.
Meds.
Now.

>> No.41152719

goober

>> No.41152725

>>41152640
stop posting this you retard

>> No.41152738

>>41152679
It's fun, nobody really thinks she's Gura

>> No.41152752

>>41152640
This here is a gabby apologists. Absolute lies

>> No.41152777

>>41152725
Gabby is Gura dumbud

>> No.41152781

what about dino gura and ebi gura?

>> No.41152816

>>41152777
retard

>> No.41152833

>>41152781
Those are Gura. Gawr is Gura. It's all Gura.

>> No.41152853

Matsuri is definitely going to rape Gura. She kissed Bae becaus she thought she was cute, and Bae called Gura gorgeous.

>> No.41152942
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41152942

Why does everyone want to rape my wife (Gura)? Well I won't let you she's mine.

>> No.41152955

>>41152853
I hope so. But I think Matsuri can read the room and if Gura acts like she doesn't want it she won't do anything.

>> No.41152960

>>41152853
not if the cat gets to gura first

>> No.41152983

>>41152679
It's even better when you convert that text to speech using a deepfake Gawr Gura voice module.
It's like Gura reading a script for you while gooming.

>> No.41153016

>>41152833
Proof next thread?

>> No.41153025

>>41152983
Oh, it's you again. Doesn't exist.

>> No.41153032
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41153032

Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura is Gura dumbud

>> No.41153094

>>41153032
proof?

>> No.41153114

>>41151676
I think he had a point but could have put it in less words like you did.
Love how he did point out and right about her taking 2 months off so far.

>> No.41153167
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41153167

What is the Gura?

>> No.41153206
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41153206

We could almost go back to one thread a day speeds if we didn't have one retard constantly making 50% of the posts in these threads

>> No.41153245

>>41153206
I'm sorry.

>> No.41153260

>>41153206
All things are temporary. All things will pass.

>> No.41153395

>>41142519
How do I draw like this

>> No.41153401

guys, i dont want to rrat but i keep getting recommended videos of the other girls talking about their favorite moments with gura. like shes never coming back

she really is dying isnt she?

>> No.41153461

>>41153401
she wouldn't be tweeting and liking if she was dying. but it could be canceraids.

>> No.41153464

>>41153260
Gura is temporary. Eventually we will have to find a new oshi to settle down. The pain will never end.

>> No.41153497

>>41153114
It does not change the fact she will be gone longer than you guys think. She is not coming back next month. See you guys in 4 more months.

>> No.41153543

>>41153401
they never did that with ina now that i think about it....

>> No.41153578

>>41153401
I keep getting Oingo Boingo's Little Girls

>> No.41153599

>>41153206
that's not happening while we have larpers

>> No.41153631
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41153631

This is a 'no dooming' zone.

>> No.41153648

>>41153461
There is a little thing you may not know about called Manager, have you heard about it?

>> No.41153655

>>41153631
N

>> No.41153660
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41153660

>> No.41153667

>>41153631
M

>> No.41153720

>>41153648
i sex managers

>> No.41153841
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41153841

>>41153631
M

>> No.41153881

>>41153401
>>41145900

>> No.41153884
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41153884

>>41153631
M

>> No.41153898

How do you guys cope without Gura around? I felt really horny for her recently. Re-watching her vods, karaoke and ASMR. I goom daily while thinking of her all the time.
I would be really depressed if she left us.

>> No.41154027
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41154027

>>41153898

>> No.41154054

>>41153898
That's pretty much exactly what I do, as well as watching Anime that she either likes or probably would like. But you gotta stay on top of reps too, take the time to get shit done that you've wanted to get done or been putting off. I finished up some renovations and stuff. Finished my patio.

>> No.41154440

>>41153898
I’ve started watching other vtubers regularly

>> No.41154506
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41154506

start hornyposting so I can jerk it in about half an hour.

>> No.41154557
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>> No.41154564
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41154564

>>41153631
M RT

>> No.41154574

>>41154440
i've been watching ina, fauna, and mumei myself. i have a feeling it's making me miss gura more though

>> No.41154610
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41154610

>>41154506

>> No.41154844
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41154844

>>41154440
I tried watching other girls that I like with this time, but it honestly only made me miss Gura more. So I haven't been watching vtubers at all lately.
Instead I've just been filling the gap with various other media. It's fine, I have some catching up to do anyway.

>> No.41154877

>>41154506
I'll be honest to myself. I don't want anymore cock teasing images of Gura.
Anyone has a link that I can just watch Gura getting dicked down. Not barely nude just pure sex.

>> No.41154885
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41154885

>>41153631
M

>> No.41154970

>>41154574
I don’t really miss gura anymore, I just hope she’s okay.

>> No.41155094
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41155094

https://litter.catbox.moe/wbujum.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/73vwq8.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/y9p6a2.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/9lnoun.jpg

>> No.41155104

>>41154970
the missing of her kinda grows softer over tiime, but it's still there, very similar to grief strangely enough.

>> No.41155151

>>41155094
that's a real nice cun cun.

>> No.41155197

>>41155094
I JUST goomed, man.

>> No.41155245
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41155245

Would you let Gura wear your used boxers

>> No.41155248
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41155248

https://litter.catbox.moe/xqwa8n.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/8gt0u7.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/2n6b9u.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/jwdghy.jpg

>> No.41155271

>>41155245
i don't think she'd give us a choice in the matter.

>> No.41155336

you know what lads
I kinda hate jewtube because every time it recommends me a gura clip it gives me fake hope that shes already back

>> No.41155342

>>41154574
same desu. I don't think I'll ever be able to replace goob.

>> No.41155381
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41155381

i miss gura

>> No.41155407
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41155407

https://litter.catbox.moe/4mhnh7.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/pziuyn.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/a2ox2v.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/ayjytd.jpg

>> No.41155424

>>41155248
i love the roughness, the pushing into the bed. The bulge is a bit cartoonish, but then again, she is very small.

>> No.41155451

>>41155094
>>41155248
thanks. diudada love.

>> No.41155484

>>41153898
I watch other girls, Gura is not my oshii but shes still my #2

>> No.41155617
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41155617

https://litter.catbox.moe/chsv2g.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/i9456e.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/5k9wsd.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/ix08ph.jpg
k have fun

>> No.41155772

where's somewhere other than catbox that i can host something >400MB?

>> No.41155820
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41155820

>>41155617
k

>> No.41155934

>>41155484
Same

>> No.41155985
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41155985

>>41153898
I just play dorfs. Also noticed Riftbreaker got DLC a while back so I'm going to binge that when I'm done with work and workout today.

>> No.41156476

thread quiet. everyone goomin.

>> No.41156573
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41156573

>>41156476
Go away, batin'!

>> No.41156588
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41156588

>>41156476
Damn perverted chumbies! They can't stop thinking of teasing a little shark brat's body!

>> No.41156624

>>41147979
Probably a module or mobile home. RV or trailer. Common in them.

>> No.41156655

>>41156476
caught white handed

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>>41156476

>> No.41157129
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Made a very tasty beef stir fry tonight, and started marinating chicken drums for jerk chicken tomorrow

>> No.41157141
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41157141

ahhh

>> No.41157314
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41157314

>>41157129
I made raviolis but I cooked them so fast they exploded

>> No.41157403

>>41157314
I'm sorry to hear that anon, remember to cook them more gently next time

>> No.41157516

>>41157129
I opened a bag of chocolate chips and shoveled them into my mouth.

>> No.41157569

>>41148186
When did she imply that?

>> No.41157609

>>41157129
Shouldn't you get a spoon more suited to your size?

>> No.41157680

>>41157516
Gura...

>> No.41157716

>>41157680
Gura is monitoring her sugar intake I'm not her

>> No.41157749

>>41157129
"You're telling me a shrimp fried that rice?"

>> No.41157755

Gura has influence my porn search tags. Anime, small, teen, petite, flat chest.

>> No.41157780

>>41157716
...
Gura...

>> No.41157963

>>41157755
same T o T

>> No.41158113
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41158113

how come she don't love me man?

>> No.41158232
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41158232

>>41158113

>> No.41158245
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41158245

I thought we had a Gura tweet
well, it brought me to some fresh litters so I won't complain!

>> No.41158284

guura

>> No.41158366
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>> No.41158472
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41158472

I ain't gonna say I miss her... But yea I miss her.

>> No.41158581 [DELETED] 

>>41140780
Gura's alleged boyfriend hasn't been seen in two weeks. He hasn't shown up on Cow's stream since the 25th. He hasn't logged into discord or played DBD since the 2nd. He's never gone this long and it's super obvious he's visiting Gura.

>> No.41158625

>oh nyo

>> No.41158635

>According to my headcanon it's completely obvious what's really going on

>> No.41158661
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41158661

>>41146600
if the dude stops acting and thinking like a man I can suspense my disbelief. that's what's so great about traps man. and absolutely bonus points if they make their VAs women with low voices.
trannies with fake woman voices can go neck themselves though.

>> No.41158796

predictions on Gura's return?
I say end of February.

>> No.41158825
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Literally why does he keep trying this?

>> No.41158876

>>41158825
mental illness

>> No.41158946

>>41158825
Vtubers tend to bring the most mentally ill people out of the woodwork

>> No.41159152

just got my birthday merch
this mat is a far better mousepad than the cheek mousepad
glad i got two sets cause I'm gonna be running my mouse all over my wifes face

>> No.41159159
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fuck me kek

>> No.41159230

>>41159159
My own little shark semen receptacle...

>> No.41159248
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>>41158825
Because cuckposting is always at least a little effective on menherabuds. Or it would be if he wasn't basically admitting he's eternally e-stalking a male and has nothing to show for it but no activity, apparently.

>> No.41159317

>>41159248
The "'menherabuds" are literally one person, probably the same guy.

>> No.41159321
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>>41159248
God damn it I did it again, I keep forgetting to fiddle with 4chanx and fix the problem rather than just toggle the timestamp filename thing on and off.

>> No.41159443

>>41159248
Even menherabuds should know better by now if they've been around long enough. But then again, I'm not menhera.
>>41159317
I can believe this. Their posts all read the same.

>> No.41159532

>>41151503
sauce: your asshole

>> No.41160268

Nice shade of pink, warm, smooth, slippery, smells sweet, stretchable.

>> No.41160587
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finally goomed after 1 hr 40 mins. Gonna have biceps big enough to choke gura with soon. My stamina is getting better. Gura chokefuck Gura chokefuck.

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>>41160587
do not hatefuck the shark, she is for gentle loving
gawr on the other hand...

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>>41160752
Gura couldn't be signaling that she wants the choking any harder if she tried

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>>41160752
don't worry, I make up for it with the aftercare, with icecream, chocolates and cuddles.

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>>41160873
she wants to gag and vomit while being deepthroated. I know it to be true, I feel it in my soul. Just like the cute girls on JAV.

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actually now i'm dizzy. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to goom in 100F degree heat.

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>> No.41161119

>>41160980
She probably just likes the fantasy and wouldn't want the reality. Give her gentles loving when she backs out.

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Real cumbud hours.

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>>41161119
i'd ease her into it, always maintaining consent, and making sure her needs are met too. Gentle loving is always just as good too. Snuggly kissy eye to eye cuddly missionary sex when she's in that kind of mood. But sometimes I just gotta take charge and treat her how a brat needs to be treated. Hell i'm a switch, so I'm up for lolidom too.

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>>41161119
we know her safewords

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>>41161377
"What was that sweetie? I didn't hear the whole word."

>> No.41161500

Does Gura Goom?

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>>41161500
Boofs like a pufferfish.

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>>41161500
Imagine if she didn't, and hasn't, and you give her her first time.

>> No.41161688

>>41161606
I want to be there to watch her expression when she gooms for the first time.

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>>41158661
DAGA OTOKO DA

>> No.41161772

>>41161500
Gura has taken an oath of chastity until the day she consummates her marriage.
Her view of chastity is a bit skewed however, she rubs her cunny all the time but considers herself still pure as long as she doesn't actually orgasm or break her hymen

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>>41161688
girls pull just as silly faces as the guys do when they come, even though they like to deny it. When they try to hide their goom face behind their arm, it's the cutest thing ever.

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cumbud hours

>> No.41162098
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41162098

I once dated a petite girl around 140cm tall. I hate it when strangers give me weird looks whenever I try to kiss her.

>> No.41162257

>>41162098
For me the strangest looks came from her parents. But they eventually accepted the fact I was banging their tiny short tiny little daughter. The whole family was short lol.

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>> No.41162928

EN3 better have cunny for Gura to play with

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>> No.41162971

>>41162935
Gura, a good christian girl like you should not covet that which you do not have

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>> No.41163074

>>41162928
Or just have someone that she can vibe with.

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>>41162098
One of my exes was short, but had massive boobs. She was a little clingy and kinda crazy now that I think about it in retrospect, but the sex was great.
Must be the reason I dated her for so long.

>> No.41163159

>>41162098
I have never even kissed a woman and don't know how to even begin to try

>> No.41163239

>>41163159
Focus on your hygiene and your health. Then just talk to people. The rest comes with experience and time.

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>>41163159
Same desu, except I've also never even tried.
I just really fear intimacy.

>> No.41163392

>>41163284
A good girl will pull you out of that. You just need to be attractive enough to make a girl want to help you. When I say attractive I mean you take care of yourself and have a hobby / passion.

>> No.41163485

>>41163279
She's falling apart...

>> No.41163493

>>41163159
I'm still a virgin and I'm afraid I might goom immediately after putting it in once

>> No.41163522

i'm ugly as sin. If I can get laid, anyone can. As a 2/10 that bagged a 140cm 5/10, there's always hope.

>> No.41163524

>>41163392
Idk seems easy to me. If a felon degenerate of society like me can get some not sure why others struggle.

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>> No.41163567

>>41163493
that's if you can even get it up cos you'll be so nervous. If you goom early, just eat her out enough that she cums a couple times, and she'll be liquid in your hands for the next round.

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>>41163558

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>>41163558

>> No.41163695

>>41163558
night bud

>> No.41163699

sex with a 2/10 slightly overweight fembud.

>> No.41163762
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>>41163392
Not a lot of girls show interest in me, but some have. The problem is when I notice that they're actually interested for real I immediately switch gears by acting a little more disinterested and slowly start making distance between me and them. Then I'm back in the comfortable neutral space I like being in.
Not friends, not lovers, not anything. I don't know why I'm like this but I've long since accepted it.
So anyway, Gura sure is cute right?

>> No.41163812

>>41163762
this is actually the right thing to do with girls, not show too much interest in them, that way you don't come across as creepy, like i fuckin do.

>> No.41163981

are you guys ogey?

>> No.41164012

>>41163981
Yeah I am fine

>> No.41164013
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>>41163981
i miss her, but i'm surviving.

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>>41163981
ye

>> No.41164032

>>41163981
No. I want a wife. Life alone sucks.

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>>41163981
Ogey desu

>> No.41164133

>>41164032
Loneliness is killing men all around the globe. Just gotta wait for them to all die, and then all the ladies will be mine! MUAHAHAHAHA *dies of loneliness*

>> No.41164163

>>41163981
no, i'm rrat

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I miss him and his cat, what was his cat's name?

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>>41164327
lol nigger

>> No.41164378

>>41164032
I only want women who has a similar personality like Gura. However the women I meet outside are all fucking normies.
Special women like Gura all stay at home. How is it possible to find one outside unless I only camp outside a grocery mart.

>> No.41164419

>>41164378
From my experience, you gotta catch them when their parents get tired of them being neets and make them go to school or get a job.

>> No.41164489

>>41164419
So camp outside their house until they go out?

>> No.41164548

>>41164378
I hate technology. There is food delivery, worldwide shipping for all sorts of things. They also never need to step outside.
Sex? Open their drawers and you can find all sorts of toys to curb that itch. There is no need for human interaction nowadays.

>> No.41164622

>>41164489
Camp colleges with easy women careers, like medical assisting, phlebotomy or vet assisting. Animal shelters work too.

>> No.41164644

>>41164622
Holy shit its you youre the reason gura's gone give her back

>> No.41164656

>>41164622
Watch out for high school dropouts too. Grooming them is easy.

>> No.41164663

>>41164644
Finders keepers

>> No.41164702
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Come out of your house Gura~

>> No.41164715

>>41164622
Alright veteran give us the D.U.I after making eye contact with them in public place whats the next move? Kidnapping?

>> No.41164861

>>41164715
Rape

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>>41164715

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thing is, back in the 00's, you used to be ablke to find girls in forums with similar interests, but social media kinda killed that, and I can't find girls online anymore. They're all on tinder baning only 9/10s and covered in tattoos. And the fembuds in this thread refuse to acknowledge my sexy advances!

>> No.41164975

>>41164861
>>41164871
but anons why would I go to jail for rape when I have the esteemed 20 HAND model plush onahole.... unless theres a walkout method?

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