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Mori Calliope, Taking the Stage At the Greatest Live Show There Apparently Ever Was

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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Do you think she got to hold the fan guitar?

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Kira Killer is so fucking good

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https://twitter.com/ztmyushin/status/1614741797502320640
https://twitter.com/ztmyushin/status/1614741797502320640
https://twitter.com/ztmyushin/status/1614741797502320640

First clip via Japanese breakfast television.

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>>41069448
Previous thread: >>41039075

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/@moricalliope
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDY5NX_Su6w
Upcoming stream: _(:3」∠)_

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (July 20, 2022) EP: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
Sinderella (December 16, 2022) LP: https://lnk.to/mc_sdl_ec
//// Stream Kira Kira: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_6rzfhDOIg

//// Mori Store: https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/

//// LIVE SHOW
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/
//// Audio-only archive: https://mega.nz/file/tekVTYxD#mwPhQyElULKBNnCF3JRemaTb2zK2riViOxLC8Lu8vnw
Mori Calliope Major 1st ALBUM「SINDERELLA」Release Party!
Archive available until January 15 via SPWN
https://virtual.spwn.jp/events/22121802-engsinderellarls

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

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>>41069633
That concert looks fucking crazy, what the hell.

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Why they gotta be all secretive for and shiiiit like damnnn man. I never heard of zuto honestly before all this stuff with mori .

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>>41069561
She probably got to touch all the props

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>>41069806
If you want to use spotify listeners as a metric, Zutomayo is about half as popular as Ado, which is still pretty fucking popular.

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>>41069633
From what I'm hearing that concert sounded like a fucking blast, glad it went well

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>>41069874
With the zutomayo collab being so well received and Mori going in a more rock direction, I don’t think an Ado collab is that far out of reach now.

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>>41069633
MORI ON THE TELLY ON THE TELLY

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>>41069633
Why the fuck is that guy slapping CRT screens

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>>41070081
Tellyception...

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Does anyone have a monopoly frame up yet?

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>>41070091
Those are drums, literally made from CRTs

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>>41070672
No. I do not believe they make any noise at all.

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>>41069806
you're telling me you've never heard this https://youtu.be/Atvsg_zogxo

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>>41069633
Mori on the telly like Joker in Arkham Asylum. I'd love to see them get permissions for those games

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>>41070709
ogey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJudRvR3FBk&t=46s

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>>41070782
More like this
https://youtu.be/xLzU6EEY_fo?t=220

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>>41071168
Mori's struggles and fears align so much with Yu's that I'm fully convinced she never beat the game to actually experience them

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>>41071693
Anon that's a silent protagonist

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While I'm hyped for the monopoly collab, I wish it was a solo stream tonight so she could spill about the concert.

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>>41071693
This is an especially retarded take because that scene was exclusive to the anime.

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Why have we gotten nothing but a Dragon Quest re-shill from her?

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>>41072194
Idk it's a little weird. I expected an excited post revealing her participation in the concert by now.

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>>41072054
I imagine she thought she could the last stream and planned too then but that obviously didn't pan out to be the case.

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So it is on her channel as expected
https://youtu.be/rNXhyEwuDng

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>>41072027
>>41072165
It the entire theme of the postgame. Despite putting up a mostly "silent/unfeeling" front, he's terrified of losing his friends and being alone

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>>41072496
>That title
This is such a retarded move if it was chosen entirely to "own the haters", Mori. The game itself runs like shit, is boring, and has connection issues

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>>41072636
I think she, or someone, just thought it would be fun because during the reapys viewers voted the mario party as best collab.

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>>41072496
>as expected
I didn't, it was on Kronii's schedule first. I wonder if other perspectives will be posted, I mean it's not like you can see other people's stuff in the game.

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>>41072636
bro i think you might be looking into it a little too much

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hahahahahahahaha!

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>>41072720
That was such bullshit

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>>41072720
I'm still fucking salty about that

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>>41072720
It's made by the same company as Uno except is drawn-out, slower, and drops people from the game randomly

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>>41070747
Nope

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>>41072636
Based schizo

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hello

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>>41073314
Hello

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>>41073314
Howdy

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Morbi toes…

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post Calli

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>>41073826
I don't know who that is.

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>>41073826

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Post Kronii

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>>41074595
They should swap casual outfits

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>>41074595

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>>41074595
I want Kronii, and Mori to suffocate me to death with their tits.

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>>41074784
For some reason, stray pubic hair on the mouth is extremely arousing to me even if it would never actually happen and I would probably be kinda grossed out if I saw a woman who had one on her face irl

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>>41074784
sauce?

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>>41070796
Well shit, you learn something new every day.

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Do you think Mori loves Magni so much because he's Asian? Old habits die hard

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>>41070796
how do they amplify that?

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Do you think Mori ever finished Lost or did she remain a LostImposter?

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>>41074595
https://twitter.com/MedMigArt/status/1614605050067968000

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>>41075298
I feel getting bullied over only seeing 3 episodes successfully pushed her away from the show

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>>41075298
I doubt she ever actually watched the show, she 100 percent would have followed up with that. Would be amusing to hear about her watching it for the memes though.

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>>41075338
I relate to that experience

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>>41074595

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The premiere takamori artist is having a space and she just said she's super gay for Mori.

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>>41075859
Such many cases.

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>>41075902
Good artist.

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>>41076068
Update: she's also talking about puppy Mori and takamori sex.

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>>41076174
Is she from Japan or Taiwan?

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>>41076238
She speaks spanish primarily. English second language

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squad love!!

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requesting but not expecting a Morp edit

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I can't stop playing Kira Kira in my head

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https://twitter.com/darkdeaththorn/status/1614288569472024576

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Do you think she could beat Ope in a fist fight?

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>>41077181
Every time it's those two and Gura has the dick fucking kek.

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>>41077181
Sus timing on this post

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>>41077264
As she should

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>>41077233
easily

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>>41077334
Man, I hope, but these and the NY tweets feel super forced and ooc for Goomba

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ACA-ne X Mori or Suisei X Mori?

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>>41077720
...yeah

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>>41077745
acane x susei while mori molests ina and kiara in the background

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>>41077745
ACA-ne x Mori x Suisei x Kiara

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>>41077745
Acane x Mori ASMR sex stream

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>>41077875
closest we got was "laying on the bed together" asmr

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so, how badly do you think Monopoly gonna break?

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>>41077989
That's why we need part 2

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>>41078001
Kronii is gonna go too far in her insults

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>>41077844
I feel like we've been moving down the love interest pole for a while now

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>>41078001
Mori will get kicked 10 minutes in and be unable to rejoin, Kronii will be winning and the game will fully crash as she's about to win

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>>41078383
sounds kino desu, Mori should let the AI play for her for the maximum 'did nothing' factor

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>>41078368
He forgot ina in there too. This harem is extremely fucking big and Mori is too emotionally scarred to make a move. If she were any other bi woman, she would be swimming in free pussy. Women love tough girls fantasies.

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>>41078510
Its probably because

Mori isn't bi she just likes having close female friends because she never had many and being "popular" at this stage after being an outcast for most of school kind of overwhelms her emotionally.

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>>41078510
Ina was the dark horse that managed to max her social link with Mori without anyone noticing. Staying in the same hotel, giggling on the bed together looking at art, getting Mori to rest her head on her shoulder for a train ride home (literally the first person to ever accomplish this). I am jealous.

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>>41078969
Yeah, me

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>>41077264
There's one hero commissioning most of them (not sure if he's behind this one, though)

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She did try to tonguefuck us though

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>>41078969
I stand by closeted lesbian from a catholic school
Stereotypes exist for a reason

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>>41078969
Probably true, but she lusts a little too much at thick anime women thighs and ass to not consider it. It could be purely a thing she has for 2d though.

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>>41079243
she did a couple things to deadbeats that she always tried masking as something else out of awkwardness or letting us take incentive before getting embarrassed
she likes the attention and the adoration, and she's very romantic at heart, it's super cute even when it's doomed to go nowhere

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>>41079243
Mori's brain is mysterious. She'll do "lewd" things as long a she can rationalize it as something else.

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>>41078969
Man that bit about Ina during the member's stream made me sad. At least the present is making up for it, I guess

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>>41079344
I'll give my Mori as much attention and love as she wants~

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>>41079313
I would bet its "2D only" some/most fetishes don't transfer over well to 3D. I know I have some likes in 2D that I can't really stand in 3D

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>>41079383
That reminds me of those doujins where the girl says "It's okay, you can grind my ass and tickle my nipples, it's not like it's sex r-right?? Hehe... There is nothing going inside after all..."

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>>41079466
I think she's just a little touch starved. Tutu will help with that.

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>>41078510
Mori is straight

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I wish I was Tutu...

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>>41079722
proof next thread

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>>41078969
I just can't side with you after that Kiara tangent in member's. That came from a place of beyond just "good homies". I couldn't come up with something that heartful for a SO even with a couple hours of planning

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I think Mori and Acane should have a lesbian awakening together.

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>>41079722
Not true, the humongous boobs make her quite curvy and not straight even while standing up

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>>41079847
making my homie smile!
going on spa vacations with my homie!
getting naked in front of my homie!
showering next to my homie!
telling my other homies how sexy my homie is!

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If there wasn't a stigma against it from the Holo fanbase she would be just as friendly and supportive towards guys as she is to girls

But that's probably not something y'all wanna hear

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>>41079847
That bit about wanting her to smile is a pretty deep emotional thought.

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>>41077720
no they dont stop being a catalog faggot

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>>41080307
ogey

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>>41080307
She already is friendly and supportive of them.

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>>41080307
She flirts with Deadbeats (all me) all the time

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don't reply to cuckposters, he has been trying for hours

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>>41080574
They already announced their intentions like 24 hours ago with their "GET READY FOR TOMORROW" shit

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>>41080307
Honestly, I don't think she would. Kiara is an outlier because Mori knows more than anybody just how much shit the chicken went through and her empathy allows her to feel good when Kiara's life became better. Also its not really a secret she has had more male friends than female in the past (people like K's and AO) she is friendly and supportive but not to the level she is with the other HoloENs. Also people overstate how "friendly" she is with Tempus, she pretty much just likes Magni and is friendly with Vesper (who is closer with Kronii anyway). Axel and Regis have rarely talked about Mori and she has barely even mentioned Tempus 2 its unknown if this is because they lean closer to Luxiem in style and she publicly said she doesn't like that style of male vtuber much

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>>41080932
>spoiler
I think it's a Kobo type situation where she's been so busy she hasn't had time to pay attention to them.

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>>41081065
They do fujobait far far more then gen 1. They're not brotubers at all.

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>>41081332
The jester seems fine, the rest I agree

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>>41081332
*yumebait
they dont act that flirty with eachother

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I want Mori to monopolize my dick
captcha VRGNS

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>>41081332
I wouldn't know. I haven't watched them past debut. I tried to put on red homo's karaoke just now and got cringed out, I can take fun cringe but not when it sounds like someone is having a panic attack from nerves

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>that Rick and Morty news
Mori seems to be a terrible jinx for killing things she enjoys

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>>41081796
Was thinking that's there's no chance of playing High on Life now ayy lmao. Especially with the him apparently sexting teens, that shit is wild.

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>>41081796
now she will be cancelled for liking Rick and Morty because she supports domestic violence

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>>41081850
People on twitter seemed more gleeful about finding out than usual. I know lots of people don't like Rick and Morty (I sure don't)but damn, this really isn't about that.

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>>41081850
He sexted teens? Last I heard, he just beat his wife or something

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>>41080932
Tempus interactions are always strange because people like Mori and Kronii who usually have to play the straight man get to be the the weirdo.
Wonder if they abide by the old Hollywood tradition that the straight man gets 60% of the cut?

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>>41082155
Japanese company, they probably do 50/50 on the boke/tsukkomi

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>>41080932
Regis really likes mori, even though they haven't collabed a lot. Axel's a bit distant, but they get along fine. Jjns4

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Is Monopoly all luck or is there a viable strategy to winning? I've always found that I get fucked by rolling to go last and not being able to buy anything besides the electric plant.

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>>41075268
Konbanwa, chiptunebeat desu.
Through the magic of capacitive coupling. Video signal gets sent to CRT, CRT blasts electrons at the screen, blah blah, what happens?? CRISPY FUZZY GLASS. That shit is loaded with electrons. Guess what conducts electricity? YOU MOTHERFUCKER. So what happens when you strap a guitar pickup to your leg or arm or dick and put your hand near a source of electricity?
BSZZZZZZTT. Change the color or shape or brightness of the image on the screen and the amount the beam sweeps across the glass changes. Do that a bunch of times (a really colorful image like the outer ones) and you get weird tones! Do it consistently (like the middle one) and you get more stable ones! But they all have that 50/60 Hz base frequency. You can still hear the low hum with every sound he plays.

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When will mori rape the new shota?

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>>41081673
>I can take fun cringe but not when it sounds like someone is having a panic attack from nerves
You'll REALLY want to avoid the clown. Complete disaster of a human being.

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>>41082341
You only buy the prime locations and try to stay in jail so you're not landing on things that will charge you money.

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>>41082341
there's a statistical distribution to the properties people will land most often on and if you snipe those early, you technically should obtain a lead the longer the game goes - and Monopoly game length trends towards infinity, so technically it should always favor you

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>>41082155
I really don't care for the homos much, but I can admit that this group makes an entertaining collab combo.

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>>41082421
After Suisei is done fucking that kid.

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>>41082341
There's some bare minimum strategy to the point that you could probably consistently beat a 4 year old at it, but it's largely luck.

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>>41082341
there is strategy beyond being good at business and thinking ahead/negotiating
mathematically you want the top half oof the board for best chance to win, and you should either go for red + yellow if possible or green + orange if not

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>>41082570
Why the top half?

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>>41082426
To be fair, his ISP completely shit the bed on the most important week of his professional life. Mori was a nervous wreck just from having her debut stream lag

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>>41082570
Monopoly is more fun in person where you can steal people's money if they're not watching closely. It's also pretty funny when someone rages and flips the entire board in anger.

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>>41082665
It wasn't his ISP, he was trying to stream on wifi. All of his issues this week were user-error.

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Bettel is doing a bit 70% of the time if it wasn't clear after his monetization stream. He just rolls with the misfortune better than anyone else in Holo.

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>>41082421
I'm more interested in seeing him collab with Kobo

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>>41082341
The game was literally made to show the downsides of capitalism where the people who are ahead just get more and more ahead and the people who fall behind just fall more and more behind. It was never meant to be a fair game.

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>>41082570
In my experience, green has awful ROI and drains capital. Light blue is often overlooked, but all you need is $750 for full improvement to hotels and makes it extremely easy to create a housing shortage for a cheap price. Profits from light blue can go into developing more expensive properties. But yeah, orange is the goat.

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>>41082646
I think because its mathematically more likely for people to land on that side the most. So you will be getting paid more often and can jack up the prices with hotels.

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>>41082086
People are now posting text logs they've allegedly had with him, one instance being from a girl when she was 16. Legally it's still all allegations, but after he got hit with something solid regarding domestic abuse, it gives a lot of other claims credence since they're consistent with his proven behavior.
It's a shame cause the early seasons of Rick and Morty had some legit good episodes and was well received before it became MLP's normie cousin in terms of reputation (Mori certainly seemed to appreciate the show). Also I can't look at Lemongrab the same way again.

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>>41082646
because there are multiple ways to go to jail, and the pink spaces are 1-4 away which are harder rolls to get out of the jail space since its two die, so most traffic in the game is orange-yellow.
green is good because its win the game money and its easier to trade for than the blues

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>>41082791
Yeah I like light blue

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We all know Mori is going to do something like obsess over getting Boardwalk and Park Place and neglect any sort of actual thinking

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>>41082845
>Also I can't look at Lemongrab the same way again.
Seems like the exact kind of shit I'd expect from Lemongrab.

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>>41082792
How's that work? Shouldn't people land on sky blue just as often as red?

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>>41082845
>Also I can't look at Lemongrab the same way again.
That's the real tragedy here. I've never thought his jokes were all that funny, but I enjoy him as a voice actor.

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>>41082929
isnt she great?

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>>41082929
I don't even know if Mori has ever played monopoly.

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>>41082896
Ah I see.

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>>41082989
Every American child has played Monopoly.

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>>41082845
No one is ever going to match the "adult cartoon" magic of Futurama or some of the early adult swim stuff

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>>41083066
it came free with your xbox

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>>41082929
She is going to trade properties for cash like a retard.

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>>41082958
I thought the real tragedy was the domestic abuse......

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>>41083169
I only got Uno... (and that shitty webcam)

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>>41083206
Norm I miss you......

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>>41082341
Aggressively play for the properties around Free Parking, never upgrade to hotels because Monopoly has a limit to how many houses can be used and it limits other people's abilities, and spend as much in jail as you possibly can in the later parts of the game
>>41082646
There's a lot of ways to get sent to jail and since rolling doubles kicks you out, those properties will see slightly more traffic. Orange has both the 6 and 8 outcomes from the In Jail space which basically makes it the best property set to have.

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>>41083206
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's the hypocrisy.

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You now remember this was a thing
https://youtu.be/qtug5an4L8E

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>>41083170
I thought Smiling Friends was pretty good

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>>41083254
He was a real one.

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>>41082949
Because Chance and Community Chest cards send you to jail, rolling doubles 3 times sends you to jail, and there is a space that sends you to jail, Jail is the most frequented place on the board. Therefore, those spaces following jail are also among the most frequented.

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>>41083360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktqb4SZ_IK0
The realest.

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>>41083169
>growing up with an XBOX
Zoomerchama...

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>>41083400
>Norm Macdonald is death
>Mori Calliope is death
They are???

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>>41083537
ANKLE SPRAINERS

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>>41083284
There are versions of monopoly for everything.
i remember seeing a fortnite version at walmart a couple years ago.

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She overslept again

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>>41083743
Why hasn't Cover banked on Hololive Monopoly? Who is the Boardwalk of Hololive? Who would Mori be?

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>>41083743
I liked my Star Wars episode one monopoly growing up

[Anonymous No.]

Mori is edging us...

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>>41083809
Mori says to COOL IT

[Anonymous No.]

Collab chat is always a bit of an "eternal september" experience.

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>>41083854
>Boardwalk
Probably Peko, she's blue, she is one of the biggest number wise

[Anonymous No.]

Is Monopoly a popular board game in Japan?

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>>41083965
Isn't it early? Where was she?

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kronii's new outfit is so fucking hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>41083981
the fuck does that mean?

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>>41084040
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

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>>41083965
She slept with with ACANE...

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>>41084025
Her bed is at her new house, but stable internet is at her old house.

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What's she getting so pissy about, she's the one who's late

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>>41083360
>kept his actual cancer from people and the public cause it might affect the perception of him as a happy go lucky comedian
Honestly I believe was by and large a straight upgrade from George Carlin as a stand up comic. Norm would sometimes have introspective stuff as a part of set, but he never forgot he was there to tell jokes, while sometimes watching Carlin I'd forget he's technically supposed to be a comedian.

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>>41084029
I don't care for the bangs but everything else is great. Council's outfits (casual and NY Kimonos) have all been 10/10 so far, Mumei and Bae's casual outfits will probably be great too.

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>>41084092
Oh yeah, forgot about that

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>>41084025
She sleeps at her new house but doesn't have internet there yet so she has to go to the old one to stream from what I understood

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>>41084072
Oh. Just say newfags and tourists, this is 4chan we have our own term.

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>>41084072 (me)
Basically, non debbies being weird and wild in Mori's chat.

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>>41084093
she's a woman

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>>41084164
If Kronii's prechat crew is in there, yeah it can get weird. Thy are much worse than ours.

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>>41084093
Seriously though . were the chat being assholes? Is she not use to this by now

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>>41084131
I can imagine Bae getting a slim-fitting street dancer outfit complete with booty shorts

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>>41084151
Not exactly the same thing. Most of them aren't new, and it's weird to call people in youtube chat tourists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084164
What chat being that bad? I usually don't pay attention till the stream starts. This seems a bit aggressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084151
it's funny because >we are all newfags to the aol ojisans

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084269
If they aren't regulars, they're tourists. Also newfags from twitter. That's appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084228
I can see that and a backwards/sideways cap to top it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084272
Last time she got that annoyed at pre chat there was a literal schizo spamming it. I keep chat off screen so I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084304
I'm not in the AOL usenet forums right now I'm on 4chan, and I'm pre 06 so I'm not a newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084093
deadbeats dont tend to spam "HAHA EN CURSE" nonsense

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084151
The term here is now "Election tourists", formerly "Summerfags"

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't really mind the collab but I just made the mistake of reading chat and now I want to die. I'll take the pre chat circlejerkers back

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084444
That's only a specific type of newfag. Wouldn't apply here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084272
Couple people being obnoxious and insulting. Just saw a guy call deadbeats autistic and oversensitive or something.

[Anonymous No.]

She's on her period

[Anonymous No.]

Now zoomers spamming fart in chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084546
Why are Tempus fans like this? Don't their boys teach them to not be savages?

[Anonymous No.]

explain this deadbeats
https://streamable.com/sgwi3l

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084555
yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084546
Oh yeah I could see Mori getting mad at that. She loves us after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084622
Fuck off to your split where that's on topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084615
Tempus fans act pretty much exactly like they're on twitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>check prechat
>it's everyone spamming #FART as a group name
Did I miss something? Doesn't seem that bad but even pink skulls seem annoyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084514
What did you expect from children lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084546
It's true. Have you not seen someone post bait here before?

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck did she agree to be the one to host this? She had to have know she would be doing the concert the day before and could be late

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084759
It's dumb and juvenile. Plus Mori wouldn't like it. We don't need another gross named group, SNOT is enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084758
I love childish jokes, but I've never found flatulence funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084759
what do the F and A stand for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084897
father and alchemist

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084897
"father" and "alchemist"

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084897
Father, Alchemist, Reaper, Time

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084764
I disagree. Most deadbeats take bait, but respond reasonably to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084803
>Bad game choice
>Including the same people over and over
She's the one who set this entire stream up anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084759
What do the letters even stand for?

[Anonymous No.]

>still haven't bought a digital copy of UnAlive, Sinderella, or Quiet, Smile
I need to catch up on my music

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084803
because she's a moron that always assumes 'things gonna work out'
and then they sometimes don't and she feels like shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084836
What's the German word for drive again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084951
No response to bait is reasonable

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084934
>>41084926
>>41084918
Oh that's fucking gay.

[Anonymous No.]

Already getting this pissy is weird, you'd think she would be in a good mood after the last two days

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084951
>take bait
>respond reasonably
deadbeat i...

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084974
Apparently this
>>41084934
Which makes zero sense because mori is the meme dad, Vesper is the meme grandpa.

[Anonymous No.]

You wanted to know what tourists were like? This prechat. This is tourism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085037
>>41085018
I mean like someone posts bait and the deadbeats response is like, all cogent and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085031
Even the starting tweet feels like she's pissed off for some reason
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1614807007613300736?s=46&t=nk5DJalhrR69QDsqpmje9g

[Anonymous No.]

>>41084987
>>still haven't bought a digital copy of ... Quiet, Smile
if you bought any merch you have it already. It literally came free with a t-shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Mori is currently taking deep breaths and trying not to explode at the absolute state of chat right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085124
C'mon Mori, this is what you wanted right? The real twitch chat experience and all the numbers in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

Does she not have it on subscribers only mode? Holy fuck this chat is horrendous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085124
I don't like it. It's really annoying and mindless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085190
You know what would have helped with that? Being on time or letting someone else host this

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085173
I missed the shirt sale because I'm a chronic procrastinator with worse ADHD than Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085031
Probably feels bad for taking so long despite hosting the collab.
She really needs to schedule better.

[Anonymous No.]

THE YABS BEGIN

[Anonymous No.]

oh she's fucking big huge mad

[Anonymous No.]

Oh she's pissed at something

[Anonymous No.]

SHE MALDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085190
Do it Mori! Lash out at the boy's chats! Forget the banhammer and break out the BaNapalm.

[Anonymous No.]

ROLL THOSE D*CE, DEADBEATS

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085325
I think that overstates things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085325
it's ubisofts trash online

[Anonymous No.]

5% is back…

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085315
>>41085325
>>41085332
>>41085344
Wha happun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085147
wasn't she the same way about mario party
i think it's just a bit about the friendship killer thing
or i mean maybe not

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085505
"hee hee ha ha we do a bit of trolling"
-Kronii

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085505
Hot start, the stream started with her mid curse at something

[Anonymous No.]

>>41069448
Why is she angry?

[Anonymous No.]

Starting this angry is not gonna end well if we are playing monopoly

[Anonymous No.]

It's the January curse again

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085505
She turned up Vesper's voice because she saw people in chat spamming Vesper muted

[Anonymous No.]

She's mad about Justin Roiland

[Anonymous No.]

when she spoke right into the mic it was kind of hot

[Anonymous No.]

She must have started frustrated at something. Maybe the taxi was late or she broke furniture or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously, what happened, why is she this angry

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085612
that's the perfect attitude to play monopoly in though

[Anonymous No.]

The most unrealistic part of monopoly is that any tycoon ever risks Poverty or prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>PEFOREST

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085756
I never got the impression that he was one of your idols, Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

this is awkward

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085623
More like Mori being retarded thinking she could stream a collab on her shitty laptop. Should have let one of the others host it on their channel.

[Anonymous No.]

she is probably trying to run this all on a laptop

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085836
Surprisingly it's not, they're just rolling with it. This group is made of salt

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085756
>>41085833
I have no idea who that is but why would she be upset

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085886
well yeah, her desktop is over at her new place

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085909
He's the Rick and Morty guy and he just got arrested for domestic abuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085909
creator of Rick and Morty

[Anonymous No.]

She is using a trackpad, laptop confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085977
ah gotcha

[Anonymous No.]

This is such a weird stream, it was stupid of her to not ask one of the boys or Kronii to host

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085909
He's the Rick and Morty guy, recently got busted for Domestic Violence and now underage girls are accusing him of sexting them. She liked the show at parts but I doubt it would make her this mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41085756
I'd believe it

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus christ some "people" here are desperate for a yab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41086049
she needs the numbers

[Anonymous No.]

Of course Vesper knows the rules of Monopoly this well

[Anonymous No.]

>>41054717
Ayo? Where's thins one from?

[Anonymous No.]

I still barely understand how Monopoly works

[Anonymous No.]

I never auctioned as a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>41069448
Why is she throwing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41086284
You go around the board and buy properties.
If someone lands on a property you own, they pay you
You lose when you run out of money

[Anonymous No.]

A very early dollar auction
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dollar_auction

[Anonymous No.]

>>41086228
last japanese only stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>41086341
She doesn't understand how the game works

[Anonymous No.]

>>41086284
Long story short it was designed to suck and be unfun as a critique of landlords in like 1910

[Anonymous No.]

Questionable choice but red is the second best set to own

[Anonymous No.]

Ass

[Anonymous No.]

CALCULATED

[Anonymous No.]

>mort-gauge
mori, your english

[Anonymous No.]

>>41086284
Same i have no idea what going on i just heard them talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>41086450
I want to tongue her asshole thb

[Anonymous No.]

Mori doesn't know the rules at all.

[Anonymous No.]

I think she legitimately wants to bankrupt and just lie down instead of play

[Anonymous No.]

>>41086534
to be fair, 90% of people who play don't know either

[Anonymous No.]

>>41086450
uwa

[Anonymous No.]

>Girls talk in high voices to people they're interested in
>Mori this stream
Jokes aside, I kind of like her is a bit of an ornery mood, but hope she still manages to have fun with the others despite the scuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41086537
yeah, with me

[Anonymous No.]

It's funny how her mood immediately improves temporarily when teh cat meows.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori actually has a huge advantage right now

[Anonymous No.]

I hate to beat a dead horse, but chat is full of weirdos acting like everything is a yab. I'm already tired of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41086764
Tourists that don't watch hololive regularly watching only because it was a upvoted link on reddit or twitter or wherever they come from.

[Anonymous No.]

SEXPOST WITH THAT "IT'S FINE" RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>41086878
She gets so sexy when she's just a little pissed.

[Anonymous No.]

that was some sex voice
around 37 minutes into the collab - soundpost note

[Anonymous No.]

>>41086764

[Anonymous No.]

>>41069448
Did Mori just whisper "Jesus. Stfu"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41086878
I took a note, since the stream is not rewindable

[Anonymous No.]

>>41086934
I may just do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>41086934
T-THIS POWER
THIS CANNOT BE!

[Anonymous No.]

Mori can tell me to shut the fuck up in that voice any time...

[Anonymous No.]

She sounds so fucking hot when she's mad jesus

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, what is chat saying

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't monopoly supposed to make people angry? If she's starting out pissed, then what'll happen...

[Anonymous No.]

She is going to roll seven, complete the red monopoly, and win the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41087197
She's going to forget to end turn and get kicked at this rate

[Anonymous No.]

I know what happened, she was having post concert sex with Acane and is mad about being pulled away

[Anonymous No.]

>>41087181
Unironically yes, it was designed to be miserable

[Anonymous No.]

>>41087197

[Anonymous No.]

>>41087197
you jinxed it

[Anonymous No.]

>my little kitty cat body
Uwa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41087397
I miss the daily tomo-chan /a/ threads.

[Anonymous No.]

mori dunking on wagies

[Anonymous No.]

>>41087461
I remember those days as well. Though Tomo-chan dragged pretty hard near the end there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41087512
She deserves to

[Anonymous No.]

>>41087373
Monopoly killed my ability to play board games because I simultaneously think that
1. monopoly is no fun
2. All board games are like monopoly or they are bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41087614
Most board games are bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41087678
play more games

[Anonymous No.]

>>41087566
Yeah that last arc shouldn't of happened. but It wasn't as dragged out as people thought though. If you bundle the daily chapters in 14 page chapters it would be less than 100 chapters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41087614
Monopoly deal is superior because it's faster

[Anonymous No.]

>Another collab with kronii and the homostars
How much further can she sink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41087783
orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41087783
Not as far down as you do on your boyfriend's dick every night

[Anonymous No.]

>unless you have red, I'm not talking
Wow Mori going full findom twitch whore wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>41087733
Ya good point. The anime adaption has actually been real good so far.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate everyone in the collab and Monopoly itself. Thanks for the rage collab

[Anonymous No.]

DETHKLOK

[Anonymous No.]

That laugh. Sounds like walking on the floor with wet shoes

[Anonymous No.]

Mori is the only one that gets real laughs out of Kronii

[Anonymous No.]

My gut tells me that trading is a waste of time unless you have a plan for getting a monopoly.

[Anonymous No.]

She is going to roll eight, complete the red monopoly, and win the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41088447
My gut only tells me about being hungry, so that’s kinda impressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>41088506
Thanks, but "gut" is just a metaphor for intuition. It'd be fucking weird if my stomach could talk.

[Anonymous No.]

THE IRS GOT HIM OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>41088506
INAFF kek

[Anonymous No.]

I can't tell if he's doing bane or Daniel plainview

[Anonymous No.]

Mori, Nowa knows because he has object permanence...

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I were rich so Mori would eat me

[Anonymous No.]

Why didn't she just buy the thing?

[Anonymous No.]

Mori don't you count as a rich person?

[Anonymous No.]

Mori shouldve bought the property, those were coward moves

[Anonymous No.]

>Eat the rich

[Anonymous No.]

>>41089098
she would only have 3 monopoly dollars left

[Anonymous No.]

>>41088484
You cant expect mori to win since she never play that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>41089112
Yes, just like every other person in modern society who says that.

[Anonymous No.]

>late for collab
can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.]

>>41089161
Right, but she wanted to buy it, and there was no chance she would win the auction

[Anonymous No.]

>>41089214
Im going to fuck your ass, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41089214
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>41089161
She could always mortgage properties to raise money

[Anonymous No.]

>get chanced
Mori holds a Bad Dragon dildo threateningly

[Anonymous No.]

It's unwise to let magni get any property

[Anonymous No.]

>>41089717
yeah, colored folk cannot be land owners

[Anonymous No.]

>>41089796
I just mean, somebody needs to press the advantage and knock someone out

[Anonymous No.]

I think Kronii was definitely trying to bankrupt Magni there.

[Anonymous No.]

The game is going to end with mori v. vesper

[Anonymous No.]

Wait a minute, Mori trading the two Pinks for Red could give her and Vesper both monopolies.

[Anonymous No.]

why

[Anonymous No.]

>"It's actually not worth it, if you crunch the numbers...."
Damn I'm getting the impression that Vesper's thing is getting really well acquainted with games you're shit at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41090356
I do not know

[Anonymous No.]

>>41090407
he tried trading to complete 2 of 3 of a colored set with the intent of landing on the third property. It's a pro move, he definitely knows what he is doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>your time has cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>41090521
I mean that might be his strategy, but he also had a lot of pro strategies back when they played Worms too.

[Anonymous No.]

"Whatever" is a big word, Calliope moririn

[Anonymous No.]

Incredible

[Anonymous No.]

fucking lmao

[Anonymous No.]

MORINRIN WTF

[Anonymous No.]

So that was kinda bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

IT HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuuuuck

[Anonymous No.]

hasbro are niggers

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

That's fucking bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf? Wasn't she moving around in the trading menu? How was she inactive?

[Anonymous No.]

rumao

[Anonymous No.]

literally none of them noticed the prominent countdown at the top of the screen
i have no words

[Anonymous No.]

>if you spend too long trading the game makes you declare bankruptcy
fucking lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck does trade time count as inactivity? That makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

This game sucks goddamn

[Anonymous No.]

>>41090997
can't there be settings for disabling anti-afk shit

[Anonymous No.]

That's Ubisoft for you, lmfao.

[Anonymous No.]

she should keep the echo for comedic effect in the new place

[Anonymous No.]

Not even just a skipped turn, fucking bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.]

>>41090983
its not exactly in your face. There's a lot of shit happening on screen that a ticker timer on the top is pretty unnoticeable

[Anonymous No.]

REST IN PEACE UBISOFT PERMS

[Anonymous No.]

>>41091219
nothing of value would be lost

[Anonymous No.]

It's been well known since debut, but Kronii has a great mindbreak laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>41091266
Fauna had fun with assassin's creed

[Anonymous No.]

>>41091219
they're not gonna exist in 5 years its fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>41091312
Sure, but she already finished it

[Anonymous No.]

What is Mori's current anger level? From 1-10?

[Anonymous No.]

>>41091443
4

[Anonymous No.]

>>41091443
7-8

[Anonymous No.]

>>41091443
a solid 8.5 rn