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>You find Pippa in your bedroom
What do?

>> No.40846549
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>>40846508
Where else would I have my Pippa?

>> No.40846575

open the window since she probably smells

>> No.40846624

>>40846508
Suck her toes like a lollipop

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>>40846508

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>>40846549

>> No.40847199

>>40846508
Kick her out because her feet are ugly

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>>40846508
go to town on those stompers

>> No.40847480

>>40847356
You just know.

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>>40846508
get out stinky WHORE

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>>40846508
Without question

>> No.40847595

>>40847554
I now want a Pippa and Gura collab

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Is Tenma there too? So I can impregnate both one right after the other

>> No.40847827

>>40846508
The height of parasociality is setting yourself at war with your Kamioshi.

>> No.40847892

>>40846508
Close the doors and go get my shotgun. That bitch have a gun and she sneaks into my house

>> No.40848060

>>40846508
Mating press

>> No.40848257

>>40846508
Call some guys with anti-radiation suits to remove her and leave the house, with how unclean this toothless bitch is my room just became chernobyl.

>> No.40849634

>>40846508
I politely ask her to whisper little dead memes in my ear. I specifically ask for the "this is sparta remix" as a payment for breaking into my house

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>> No.40850169
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Her feet remind me of those creepy long ass dogs.

>> No.40850252

>>40849747
AIIEEEEEEEEEE

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>> No.40850276

>>40846508
Turn 360 degrees and walk out.

>> No.40850322

I would rape her, force her to have my children and by doing so, ending her miserable "career"

>> No.40850342

>>40850169
cute borzoi woman!

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>>40850169
Who're you calling creepy?

>> No.40850468

>>40850276
Anon, I...

>> No.40850495

>>40846508
Mating press and then marriage. I will save her with my semen

>> No.40850515

Call the IRS cus she probably evades Taxes

>> No.40850533

>>40846508
ryona

>> No.40850543

>>40846508
Id give her my pipenis

>> No.40850587

>>40846508
ryona then leave and find a different girl that is actually worth it

>> No.40851016
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>give super chat asking for a date with Pippa
>She cringes and screams telling me to shut up.
oh, okay

>> No.40851345

>>40846508
Pink her down and cum inside as she screams in that high pitched voice of hers

>> No.40851400

>>40850543
you could've said pippaline...

>> No.40851520

>>40850276
Retardchama...

>> No.40851781

>>40846508
Discuss whether allowing private ownership of means of production (beyond those you work yourself) in a stateless society will lead to a centralization of power and ultimately to a corporate pseudo-government and oppression.

>> No.40851809

>>40846508
Kill

>> No.40851963

>>40846508
Spray her with some 70% isopropyl alcohol.

>> No.40852028

>>40847554
her feet are horrendus

>> No.40852237

>>40847554
>>40852028
thats a hand

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>> No.40852527

>>40852237
confirmed ape

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>> No.40852792

>>40847554
Jesus Christ what the fuck

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>>40846508
1. Wrestle gun away from pip
2. Bind with Zip ties
3. Drowned in bathtub

>> No.40853658

Offer her a Zyrtec

>> No.40854443

>>40849747
Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck

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>>40850169
>creepy
Borzoi aren't creepy

>> No.40855467

>>40846508
Show her my gun collection while awkwardly sperging out

>> No.40856280

>>40846508
open the window since she probably smells

>> No.40856630

>>40850468
>>40851520
fucking newfags

>> No.40856687

>>40847554
Her hands are small but her feet are big

>> No.40857363

She devalued her feet by showing her hideous feet

>> No.40857644

>>40857363
This but literally the opposite
Her feet are valued higher than ever before

>> No.40857765

>>40847554
That's disturbing

>> No.40858288

>>40856687
Just like a real rabbit

>> No.40858601

>>40847554
Cute clown feet.

>> No.40858713

Tell her what I told her last time.
I am not willing to enter any kind of romantic relationship with an American.
It's a relationship doomed to failure because her government will tax her wherever she goes and exile her if she tries to renounce her citizenship.

>> No.40858885

>>40847554
Literal fucking rabbit feet

>> No.40859060

I literally want to fuck rabbit feet

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